i couldn't come up with a joke for this

I’m sitting here listening to you on the other end of the phone and I can’t help but hate everything that comes out of your mouth. Everything you tell me or have ever told me is all a lie. I don’t know why I still put up with you. I guess it’s because all I ever wanted from you was to love me as much as I did you but you couldn’t even stop thinking about that other girl long enough to even consider me.
—  You’re laughing at a joke while I’m silently crying wanting to scream // Excerpt from a book I’ll never write #15
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Title: sharing is caring

Rating: K+

Summary: As Gajeel stood there frozen stiff, he realized that his idea of a practical joke had backfired.

Word count: 1,637

Warnings: gajevy, future!fic, humor, gajeel being a dad, halloween pranks, sickening fluff

I blame this entirely on the fact that Halloween is coming up. Also I’ve been having a huge Gajevy craving recently and I haven’t written anything for them in forever so…here!! ヽ(゚∀゚)ノ

Gajeel grinned as he dumped the plastic bag of candy wrappers onto the living room floor, snickering to himself as he scooted them around. He placed them strategically all over the floor with relish, imagining the comical look of outrage that his daughter would give him, how she would stomp her feet and glare just like her mom.

Levy, in the kitchen, sighed and shook her head. “Gajeel, that’s a horrible trick to play on her,” she chided as she sipped her coffee.

“Hah?” he snorted at his wife, tossing her a look over his broad shoulder. “C’mon, it’ll be funny as hell.” The iron dragonslayer propped his hands on his pajama-clad hips and surveyed his handiwork with a sense of accomplishment and a nod.

It looked perfectly disheveled…as though someone had stayed up all night eating candy.

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