i could seriously go on for ages

Leo Valdez is a fan favorite, but the fandom seriously discredits his intelligence

I’m re-reading The Lost Hero and he could literally complete math equations college students couldn’t complete at the age of 8. 

There’s no point going on about the Argo 2 and Festus, we all remember that.

The kid is literally a genius, yet I keep seeing memes of him where the punchline is ‘Oh leo, ur so slow xD’


anonymous asked:

Who has the best persona in your opinions?

Me: I will not make a joke about the penis persona
Me: *makes a joke about the penis persona*

Room enough for two

This is based on a prompt that went through shittycarryonaus at some point I think? And people were saying they wanted to see it done but as far as I can tell nobody ever wrote it. AU where there is only one bed.

For @snowbaz-feda day 5.


It was fine in first year.

I mean, it was never really fine, Baz hated me from the moment we met, and now I was expected to spend the next eight years sharing a bed with him. Turns out there was a downside to having the biggest room in Mummers House, since it wasn’t originally supposed to be for students and apparently no-one had thought to bring in two separate beds, and no matter how much I bugged the Mage, it never seemed to get done. Eventually I just accepted it.

Anyway. It was fine in first year. We were eleven years old and it was a huge double bed. We’d curl up on opposite sides with our backs to each other, pretending the other one wasn’t there. Once we stopped fighting over it and Baz stopped trying to intimidate me into sleeping on the floor, it was easy enough to get used to it.

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Could we all be surprised and Lotor winds up being enamoured with Pidge?

A lot of people are assuming that Lotor is going to either beeline romantically for either Allura (no surprise due to the history of the series), Keith (Rival turned Romance and Keith helped him) or Lance (due to issues and people want angst). But what if that’s way off the mark? What if the one that Lotor winds up wanting to capture and becomes obsessed with, is none other then Pidge. 

Okay here me out here. We know that Katie is desperately looking for her brother and father, and now with Shiro missing that one small glimmer of hope connecting them to her has vanished with him. Shiro was one of the few that really knew just how much Matt means to Katie and the connection that they shared. It’s why he keeps encouraging her through out the story. Katie hides a lot of her own issues under the guise of logic and helping out the others, and while Keith and Lance and even Hunk struggle with their own issues (betting anything we’ll get more on Hunk’s in season three and four), they don’t always notice Katie’s problems. 

Enter Lotor, who has family issues as well. His father may or may not love him, he may or may not have been trapped inside the belly of a beast (probably trying to get the same things that Keith and Hunk were after) and there’s also the fact that his coloring is very much like the original Lotor’s indicating that he’s probably half Altean. 

So here we have Katie who has not only just got some info on her brother she may have to pause the search for him in order to find Shiro. Now given that we know her brother was rescued by the rebels this means that she’s going to want to go after the rebels to get to her brother. 

Now here’s the cool thing to note about Lotor, he is the sort of person that would be willing to work with Katie to find Matt. If Lotor keeps parts of his old personality from both Go Lion, original Voltron and Voltron Force, then he’ll probably see the easy target in Pidge over say Lance or Keith. Again keep in mind that Pidge is willing to do just about anything to find her brother and she nearly caused Lance and Shiro to get caught because of her looking up info while she should have been paying attention. Now Lance is easy to manipulate, but Pidge, oh Pidge would be far easier to work with. For Lotor it’s not about who’s easy to play with, it’s who is going to benefit him the most, and while Lance certainly could become a useful pawn in all of this…it’s Pidge that has the most knowledge to gain from. 

Katie is a genius, this much has been shown. Not only did she manage to help Coran fix the ship, but she’s also invented things that actually benefit the Lion’s as a whole. She’s able to figure out the tech of the Galra and probably could reverse engineer some of the items that they built and vice versa as she’s built things to protect and help the Lions. It’s an easy thing to see Lotor seeing her as one of the link pins to the whole team. 

Let’s take a quick look at something short here. When the Stranger takes the bag of  scaultrite he knows what he’s taking there. This to me at least indicates that Lotor is probably going to be more science minded then his past incarnations. Someone who will be more tech savvy then just a fighter and a flirt. This would put Pidge right up his alley, someone who can help him build things. Lotor is also good at playing up being a decent person. It’s not too hard to picture him seeing Katie’s weak spot and going for it. 

So where would that leave us in that case. Let’s for a moment hypothesise a possibility for season 3. Katie now has info on her  brother and wants to go looking for him but the team is more determined to find Shiro. Something she wants to too, but Keith, still getting used to the leader role, makes the mistake of acting like finding Matt is less of a priority to him (not totally true as Keith has shown to care a lot for Pidge) and upsets her. Right now they have Lotor captured for some reason (either he’s playing a trap or they caught him or something of the like) and she goes to check on the cell holding him. During this time he puts into her head the idea that he can help her find her brother if she lets him out. 

Of course Pidge refuses to, at first, leading up to a situation where she decides, against better judgement, to take Lotor with her to find Matt. He claims to really be with the rebels and offers a hand to her. The two have a bit of an adventure as they try to track down the rebels to get to matt. During this time it’s pretty easy to see a more tech savvy Lotor getting interested in Pidge as a whole and seeing Katie as someone that could be a good person to have on his side. Eventually they make it to the “rebel” location and Lotor turns on her saying that he respects her and wants her to join his group. Thankfully the teams followed them and they fight him off, Lotor getting away but now interested in Pidge as a possible future partner in all this. 

it’s a reasonable option seeing that he may find her attractive as well, and I wouldn’t put it past this team for subverting things by having him go for the one character that probably wouldn’t seem as attractive to someone as “Pretty” as Lotor. Losing her to the team, someone who he thinks he bonded with, would be something that would make him obsessed with her, more so then the others. That’s why I’m thinking that we may see that in this series over say Lance or Keith. 

Edit: Noticed I’m getting one or two comments about the age factor on this so a few things of note that is important about this post. 

1. Yes, Katie is a teenager between early teens (14/15) to Mid teens (16/17), and the likely hood is that she’s the same age as Allura in the original Voltron (16 years old) due to the fact that the Garrison would not allow anyone under the age of 15 to run the simulation, since they would not have learned enough by the age of 14 to fly. So I’m assuming that she’s about 16 years old as of this time. 

2. We do not know the age of Prince Lotor at all. Given the situation right now regarding his father (who I want to actually write a post about how the Galra Emperor has lived so long) and Haggar’s reaction to things I would think that Lotor is a newer development. Allura doesn’t mention him at all when the series started, and that at least indicates that he was born at a later point in time. Now given the history of Lotor (or at least the original Sincline -more on him in another post) we can assume that if his history stays roughly the same this would mean that he would be about the same age as Keith (16 to 17, 18 at the oldest) which would then put the whole issue of age as moot since he’s a teenager along with Pidge. 

3. And most important, this post wasn’t to be taken seriously. With all the shipping wars going on and the sudden infusion of fans jumping on a bandwagon that doesn’t yet exist (Lotor x anyone) I just figured it would be amusing to put out the most outrageous ship I could think of as a humorous thing within the context of the series, since Pidge only seems to be interested in tech and geeking out over science. 

So there you have it. Hope this clears some things up for people reading this post. 

Edit two: The more I think about it, Lotor was at the destroyed home of the Galra (if my theory is right on that) and he needed the same stuff as Keith and Hunk to make lenses for something, meaning that he probably is scientific minded like Haggar. Meaning that, yeah they could easily get along if they end up allies. :)

Under The Stars (M)

word count: 8k 

genre: smut + a tiny bit of fluff at the end; domestic AU 

pairing: reader/doyoung

summary: you’re forced to go to the equivalent of bible camp, out in the forest. unfortunately, you’re also forced to share a tent with a resident goody-two-shoes and you decide to have a little fun messing with him. turns out, it brings him to his limit and pushes him over the edge.

requested by: an anon who wanted a camping smut with doyoung from nct 127


Originally posted by taeiljaeh

a/n: just a disclaimer that none of the religion talk was supposed to be rude or offensive, it was simply a them i chose so please don’t take anything said to heart. also i apologize if the characterization is off, doyoung is one of my lesser known members i’ve gotten to learn in nct so i tried my best ;;;;;

The weather was balmy, clammy even. It made your loose t-shirt stick to you in ways you could only verbalize as gross. Another heavy sigh left your mouth as you shrugged your duffle bag to your other shoulder, both of them already sore from the constant switching of the weight as you trudged along the trail.

Your mother made you go on this trip, a so-called “annual camping cleanse” that your local church would host to the local youth. The age limit was technically at 18 but the pastor more often than not let others go regardless of age, wanting whomever who wanted to experience the healing powers of nature come along. So long as they followed the rules.

They are as stated:

1.      Absolutely no intermingling between the males and females of the group inside tents

2.      Clean up after yourself, including campfires and dishes.

3.      Respect everyone

4.      Know what you’re there for: to learn the beauty God has graced onto this earth.

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deansdirtylittlesecretsblog  asked:

#jensen in nashville #chanelling his inner indiana jones #our harrison ford #i'm so down for that #sexy bastard #but damn jensen #DAMN #indiana jones feelings are strong here KAYTE! I am so down for this. That is my dream casting for the remake. It needs to happen!

Holy crap girl! YES, this is a mighty need! Now more than ever after I googled when I saw your ask, and I’m SO with you 100%! Where do we sign up to try and make this happen?? Sure Chris Pratt is a sexy mother.. but Jensen.. come on! Jensen! He’d be too god damn perfect, I mean Jones is just Dean adjacent right??…

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Originally posted by gameraboy

Is it too bold to say Supernaturals primed him for this…? Raiders for gods sake with the Nazi’s and the ark of covenant, old artifacts, being an archaeologist, the desert scene with hello! ghosts! (If anyone else is reading this, please watch these if you haven’t, they are all so SO good. Harrison Ford is a babe too so… you’re welcome!) 

OMFG, MIMI, and Professor Jones!! The closest thing we’d get to a real Professor Winchester! 

Originally posted by bijoulouis

Originally posted by classicmoviescenes


Ok, and JENSEN’S THE EXACT AGE HARRISON FORD WAS WHEN HE DID THIS MOVIE. Right the second, yeah, but it’s not far off… and 2019 is seriously do-able! Right?

Aaannnnddd now I can’t stop thinking about this LOL Last one because damn this is getting long, and I could keep going

Originally posted by giantmonster

WAIT, holy shit the whip!… ugh mother father… never forget those skills *this is too good* 

Originally posted by pedroam-bang

Yah, NEED girl. Where do we start here?

A visit to Skyhold.

I commissioned @needlesslycryptic again for a super late joint Christmas present of mine and my best friends (since we were kids!!) Dragon Age main Characters, and was it worth it. They went above and beyond and I am lost for words.  The outfits, the crowns, the personality of both characters is amazing. I could sing their praises for days, seriously, go commission them!

Lohla Lavellan and Llivia Cousland, friends till the end. ♡

anonymous asked:

could you do the MC just graduated from high school one you were already working on?

@misschalant I love your icon.

NOTE!: she is of age and she can marry

I’m seriously surprised that this was requested TWICE, but I’m happy for it, because I like this one a lot.


  • Woot! He’s not the youngest in the RFA anymore!
  • On the other hand, how is she more mature than him? It’s not fair~!
  • On the other other hand, she is more than willing to play video games with him
  • And! She’s planning on going to Skyy University for college! So they could live together, go to school together, and come home together! ^///^
  • Plus, he feels like he gets to be the provider in the relationship
  • Her parents love him. Just adore him.
  • He’s practically perfect (young, smart, sweet, devoted, they don’t know about his gaming habits, is working towards a career, etc)
  • When he asks them for permission to marry MC, there is no hesitation when they say yes


  • So young and so confident!
  • Jaehee is genuinely impressed by MC and the kind of person she is at her age
  • She encourages MC to go to college, helps MC with homework, gives her free food (and leftovers) from the cafe so that MC doesn’t have to worry about her finances too much
  • She’s probably the least comfortable with having a younger partner
  • It’s not that she doesn’t like MC, that’s definitely not the case, she just feels odd about it
  • MC gets a business degree and, because she’s already the co-owner of a business, she’s able to graduate with flying colors
  • It’s not until MC is 20-21 that Jaehee feels comfortable furthering their relationship


  • MC is living alone at her age, and he knows full well what that feels like
  • He’s super supportive of her and definitely wants her to attend college
  • She works a couple of jobs to pay for the tuition not covered by her partial scholarship
  • MC decides to major in management so that she can be Zen’s manager, much to his glee
  • 90% of he reason Zen’s holding back “the Beast” is because he doesn’t want to push her before she’s ready
  • It’s funny because she’s about the same age as Kyungju
  • When MC and Kyungju meet for the first time at the first RFA party, EchoGirl is like a full blown Mean Girl, casually insulting MC
  • “Wow! That dress is so… unique! I never would have had the guts to wear a baggy dress to this party! It totally flatters your figure!”
  • “Thanks!” MC responds, not taking the bait by getting angry. “I really like my figure! I’m so glad I don’t have to resort to proclaiming my bust size to get a guy! :)” 
  • Zen was so turned on by her confidence and bravery in that moment
  • He will never admit that he was almost as turned on when Echogirl decided to grab MC’s hair and start a cat fight (which MC quickly ended by punching Echogirl in the neck and calling for the Tai Kwon Do security guards)
  • When they move in together while she’s studying, Zen makes sure to take her to and from school via his motorcycle (he eventually gets a car because it SO much safer and he’s so worried about her getting hurt)
  • Her classmates are super jealous that she has a hot, older boyfriend, who rides a motorcycle, and later when he starts getting even more popular, that she’s dating a famous star


  • Okay, he was… surprised
  • But age doesn’t really matter when it comes to love. It’s just a number
  • Besides, he doesn’t give a shit what the media thinks
  • MC is level headed, free thinking, and is very capable of thinking for herself anyways, so nobody can truly say that he’s a creepy older man controlling his much younger partner
  • Even then, she’s a caretaker personality, and he has to encourage to act more her age. Be selfish. Think about her own wants and needs more often
  • Her parents are super split on the issue of them getting married, but Jumin (only barely) agrees to wait until MC is done with college to marry her
  • Jumin is really good to her and takes really good care of her, so her parents warm up to him eventually


  • Well, her age was just another reason for him to push her away
  • MC was too young to be saddled with the likes of him and his emotional baggage
  • She had a bright and shiny future ahead of her
  • Once they get close, however, its memes and jokes everywhere
  • He knows he can send just about anything to MC and it will make her laugh
  • His favorite is waiting until 2am to send her something ridiculous and send her into fits and giggles


  • When he found out Rika had picked a literal teenager, fresh out of high school, to stay in an apartment with a BOMB in it, V was beyond angry
  • How could Rika take such a young, innocent life and put them in danger with so little regard for their safety and well being?!
  • He’s like a mother hen
  • He fusses over her safety and her health and always triple checks to make sure she’s taking care of herself properly
  • V’s so reluctant to get involved with her, too, worried about how the media might portray her, how they might get the wrong idea and bash him and how she might blame herself
  • But MC is patient with him, never pushing, always just there for him


  • Who cares how old she? She’s mature for her age, so she can survive this.
  • He watches her through the chats, and when the bomb threat is revealed, she stays calm in chat, but when he checks the CCTV, she’s crying, she refuses to leave the bed, too scared
  • Out of guilt and pity, he calls her, they talk, and he starts calling her every day
  • He calms her down, only talks about himself vaguely, but damnit if he doesn’t fall for her
  • When he’s ordered to take her to Mint Eye, she fights him until his voice masking system fails, then she feels betrayed
  • When she hears his story, she forgives him a little, but it’s not easy
  • After the major events of the story, she helps him return to the world, even if it’s difficult for both of them because they both have some serious PTSD
My 20 Year Old Idol Husband - Day 13 [ You Make Me Begin]

20 yr old Jungkook, at the top of his idol boyband career, has a secret only he & his bandmates know – An underground relationship, with you, a girl he met at a fanmeeting. Things get a little out of hand and you find out you’re pregnant.

Read: Day 1 / Day 2 / Day 3 / Day 4 / Day 5 / Day 6 / Day 7 / Day 8 / Day 9 / Day 10 / Day 11 / Day 12 / Day 13 /

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anonymous asked:

Could you .... explain to me, how gansey? is hot?????

I’m honestly just…? Are we seriously having this conversation?? The boy is obsessed with making himself more meaningful to the world than his money and family name, and carries around a battered leather journal full of esoteric tidbits and obsessive research on Welsh mythology?? He gives absolutely everything of himself to his friends all the time without expecting anything in return?? He once went to a rager in order to establish the terms of a turf war and threw a molotov cocktail at a car just to prove he wasn’t fucking around?? He can talk himself and his friends out of almost any trouble and is an excellent mediating force in the extreme of other people’s lives?? A magical forest recognizes him as kingly?? He’s also so canonically good looking that girls who hate his social demographic, middle aged women, and the other young men he surrounds himself with all notice multiple times?? 

Are we seriously having this conversation anon. 

William Nylander - More Than Friends

Originally posted by willynylanders

Oh Willy, we’re going to have some fun with this one here. I went with a little more of an ‘angsty-smut’ angle on this one, hope you enjoy!

Warnings: NSFW, smut

Request from @roseheartshockey​ :  Hey! Could you do a willy nylander? I don’t care if it’s fluffy or more angsty or whatever I love everything you do 😂 thanks so much!

William laid you gently back on the bed before he started unbuttoning his dress shirt. You sat up to help him, your fingers fumbling with a few here and there as he looked down at you. As you tugged it off his shoulders he let his hands cup your face and brought you in for a kiss. It was deep and needy. He was prodding you to go on, take the lead. 

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(Spoilers for GotG 2)

On another note (or not, since I already wished for a prequel series) I would love to see a socially awkward Yondu, former slave and absolutely clueless when it comes to interacting with others, trying to find his place in Stakar’s team.

Like – it’s not like that he is hostile towards the Ravagers. They saved him, freed him. He gets that.

It’s just that he isn’t used to people doing things for him without wanting something in return.

Yondu is not used to people sitting down next to him to talk, or laugh, or people teaching him stuff without hitting him when he doesn’t get it right the first time. He is not used to someone throwing their arm around his shoulders in laughter, or patting his back when he does something right – the first few times, he barks and snarls at those who do that to him, feeling cornered by the simple gesture, mind reeling to sort in why he’s being touched without ill intent.

Yondu blinks curiously, suspiciously, when he is handed clothes and weapons without doing something in return for it. He gets food and drinks whenever he wants. He can basically go wherever he wants – heck, Stakar even asked him if they should drop him off on a planet side, giving him the chance to live a normal life.

He refuses that offer, because… how does one live a normal life? He knows how to fight, to steal, to survive, things not really used in a normal, civilized life. No, staying with those people who accept those talents is much easier.

Yondu sneaks around the ship restlessly, taking in the mechanic, watches how Stakar flies the ship. He almost recoils in surprise when the man calls for him, asking him if he wants to learn.

“Why?” Yondu snaps, not sure if he is asking why he should learn or why the other even bothers to offer it.

Stakar simply looks at him, expression emotionless. “Why not?”

It’s not something Yondu has an answer to, so he stays silent.

It takes him a few minutes, but he slinks over, ready to listen what the other can teach him.

It’s neither an easy recovery, nor does Yondu settle in easily. Too much of his life has been spent as a warrior, weapon, as a thing rather than a person. He snarls and scoffs easily, is easily angered. He doesn’t understand jokes for a good while, and reading the mood is not his thing. Suspicion is never far from his mind, and they have to tell him countless time to relax when they go on shore leave and try to have fun.

The Ravagers are more patient with it all than Yondu himself is.

It’s on one of their shore leaves, in a bar with drinks before them, when Yondu feels he has finally taken a step to recovery.

The others are talking over each other, voices loud and cheery as they laugh and bicker. Something Aleta has said about one of the other occupants of the bar makes Mainframe laugh with a buzzing sound, and even Martinex smiles into his mug.

“Watch out, Stakar,” Charlie chortles, already drunker than the rest of them. “Aleta is looking for a distraction from you.”

Stakar huffs at his friend, eyes crinkling with laughter. “She isn’t serious when she considers the guy over there.”

“What? You don’t believe I can still recognize a good looking lad at my age?” Aleta teases right back.  

“Your age has nothing to do with it. There is just not much to look at with that guy over there.”

“If she were goin’ for good looks, she wouldn’t have married ya,” Yondu points out, not thinking much of it.

He stiffens when the whole table falls silent, everybody staring at him. His instincts all but scream at him, senses going into overdrive. Has he said something that could seriously anger the others or…?

Charlie is the first one to start laughing, loud and bellowing, and Yondu almost jumps of his seat he’s that startled by it. His confusion doesn’t get better when Martinex leans forward to rest his forehead on the table, shoulders shaking with laughter, and Mainframe and Krrugarr are not better off.  

“Capt’n, your face…!”

“Oh by the stars.”

“On point!”

A laughing Aleta slaps Yondu on the back, hard, making him almost slam face-first into the table. “Good one! Hah! ”

Yondu searches for Stakar’s gaze. The older man looks frozen, a weird expression on his face – emotions waging war there.

Yondu can’t say which emotions there are, and it makes him more nervous than he already is.

Then Stakar’s face all but splits in a wide, crooked, genuine grin, and his eyes are twinkling with laughter as he reaches out. He squeezes Yondu’s shoulder ever so briefly before letting go - respecting the Centaurian’s limits - before he turns around to smack Charlie over the head for laughing at him. Aleta is still laughing, Martinex goes to order a new round…

And just like that, everything goes back to normal once again – only that now, Yondu feels more part of it than he did before.

This time, he is smiling too as he goes back to his drink.

anonymous asked:

55, 60, 82 from the writing prompts? :)

55. I fell in love with my best friend.

“I just love you and Spencer so much, and I love that you’re both so in love, and now you’re going to get married! Married, Y/N! Married!” Penelope still managed to be her energetic and bubbly self despite the number of alcoholic drinks she had consumed in the past several hours.

“I know, Penelope,” you laughed lightly, helping Rossi escort her to his car, “I was the one there for the proposal.”

“The proposal! Oh, let me see the ring again!” Penelope pleaded, attempting to unbuckle her seatbelt before Rossi thought fast and shut the car door, securing her in her seat.

“I’m going to go before she figures out how to unlock the door,” Rossi couldn’t help but chuckle, stepping forward to give you a tight hug, “Congrats again, kid. I’m happy for you two.”

Bidding a thank you and returning his hug, you waved Rossi and Penelope off before making your way back inside.

Just hours ago your living room had been the location of your engagement party, full of laughter and cheers coming from your fellow team members, but now it was
void of any sound or agents, including Spencer.

Making your way towards the kitchen to see if that’s where Spencer had disappeared to, you noticed that the back door was now cracked open. A quick peek through the glass window pane revealed Spencer, sitting on the bare ground with his head craned towards the sky. You felt your stomach flutter, the sight was too cute to not join in on.

“Whatcha looking at, handsome?” you inquired, taking a seat next to Spencer on the damp grass.

Spencer smiled at the nickname, but did not take his eyes off the stars above him, “I was just thinking.”

“Oh yeah?” you looked upwards at the marveling night sky, “About what?”

“There are well over seven billion people in this world. All of them, wishing one day to find their soul mate, willing to cross land and sea to find them. And yet, I was one of the lucky few. I fell in love with my best friend.”

Spencer had turned his attention towards you now, the twinkling stars up above long forgotten as he now gazed at the center of his universe.

60. If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you were trying to seduce me.

The sensation of Spencer’s lips trailing up your shoulder serves as your alarm clock for the morning, accompanied by his groggy voice whispering in your ear, “Good morning, gorgeous.”

Last night, you and Spencer had returned home from a long winded case, and rather than make up for your lack of sleep, the two of you decided to make up for your lack of intimacy instead.

And despite the slight tinge of pain you felt as Spencer lips ghosted over a forming hickey, there was not a fiber of remorse in your body.

“Good morning,” you breathe out, bringing a hand up to run through Spencer’s wild bed head, “What time is it?”

Spencer’s lips find their way up to your jaw before answering, “Seven-thirty.”

Moaning at both the feeling of Spencer nipping at the skin directly behind your ear and knowing that you’ll soon have to get up from the comfort of the bed, you half heartedly attempt to push your lover away, “I need to go shower.”

“I could join you,” Spencer pulls you right back towards him, pressing a kiss to your forehead.

“If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you were trying to seduce me,” you tease, knowing full well that Spencer’s only intention was to solely shower with you and nothing else.

“I don’t think sex in the shower is such a good idea, 235,000 over the age of fifteen are sent to the emergency room every year due to bathroom related injuries.” Spencer tone was quick to switch from that of a playful one to that of complete seriousness.

“Oh,” you smirked, hopping out of bed with Spencer in tow, “Now I know you’re trying to seduce me.”

82. Looks like we’ll be stuck here for a while.

Sighing in relief, you took a step back from the aerial map that you had just spent the past three hours meticulously sticking push pins into. Spencer had asked for your help in making a geographic profile, and while you were more than willing to help your boyfriend with the task, you didn’t anticipate how time-consuming it would be. Thankfully, Spencer was well aware of how tired you had grown and decided that the rest of the profiling could wait until the morning when you both more alert.

Returning to your desk to collect your bag before heading out of the office for the night, you noticed a forgotten stack of files that Hotch had requested earlier in the day.

Overhearing the curse you let out under your breath, Spencer slung his messenger bag across his body and arched an eyebrow at you, “What’s wrong?”

“I just have to go drop these off on Hotch’s desk real quick,” you sighed, curtly nodding your head towards the glass office doors, “How about I just meet you outside?”

Spencer agreed to your offer, making his way towards the exit as you speed walked towards Hotch’s office, not wanting to prolong your return home to a comfortable bed any more than necessary.

Depositing the files onto Hotch’s desk and closing the door back behind you, your steps faltered for a second at seeing that Spencer had returned, looking far more awake than he had when he had left no more than five minutes ago.

“Y/N we can’t leave.”

“What are you talking about?” you began to grow concerned at how frazzled he had seemingly become in such a short amount of time, “Did something happen?”

“Nothing happened,” Spencer shook his head, “But I guess security figured everyone had left so they locked up the building. We physically can not leave.”

Your jaw dropped, not knowing whether to laugh at the situation or cry at the fact that there was no way to exit the building, “Doesn’t Emily have a key?”

“I already tried calling her, but I guess she’s asleep.” Spencer rubbed at his eyes, wishing that he was in her place where than locked in his office, “Looks like we’ll be stuck here for a while.”

Running your fingers through your hair, you went to collapse in the nearest office chair when a memory struck you, “Garcia has an air mattress in her office.”

“Why does Garcia have an air mattress?” Spencer somehow sounded more confused by this statement than about the entire situation you two were in.

“No idea,” you couldn’t help but laugh, “But I’m thankful that she does.”

Spencer chuckled, following after you to Garcia’s office, making a mental note to thank his friend for her random office addition in the morning.

Inked (Steve Rogers x Reader)

Summary: After spending the afternoon drawing all over your legs in sharpie, you’re worried a certain supersoldier won’t be a fan of your new tattooed look, but if nothing else, Steve Rogers is a man who’s full of surprises.

Steve Rogers x Reader

A/N- inspired by “Ink my Skin” by the wonderful @fvckingsteverogers (their story is super cute- read it HERE) and by the fact that this is how I actually spent my afternoon today… well the drawing all over myself part anyway ;) (seriously my legs are covered in sharpie and I have work tomorrow.. thank goodness for long pants) Enjoy the fluff!

Warnings: none, I don’t even think I swore in this one!

Words: 2,833

You looked around your apartment and sighed contentedly, it’d been ages since you’d had time to really go through and clean the place, but since Steve had been on mission for the past week you could finally dedicate some time to clearing out your embarrassingly cluttered apartment. It’s not that you couldn’t clean when he was around, but when he had a day, or hell even an afternoon off, all thoughts of cleaning and productivity were thrown out the window. Even if Steve insisted that he didn’t want to distract you from your work, you just couldn’t keep your hands off of him if he was within arm’s reach.

You reached down and pulled up on the black trash bag lying at your feet, tossing it over your shoulder with a grunt, you carried it towards the front door and plopped it down by the other two trash bags that you told yourself you’d take out later. It was rainy and crummy today, and the last thing you wanted to do was run across the parking lot of your building just to throw out the trash. With Steve away you knew it was more than likely that you’d leave it there for a few days- with no one around to impress, your motivation to keep things super tidy waned, to say the least- but at the very least you knew you wanted to take out the trash before Steve got back from his mission, just so he wouldn’t have to do it.

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Kakyoin ranking


A cool and relatable teen. Can look a little weird sometimes with Araki’s inconsistent art style, but very expressive, and nice colors. I dig the pink hair. 4/5

Manga - Debut

No. 0/5


Too wrinkly. Does not look 17 at all. Also what the fuck is that haircut? Too much detail but not shaped right. Bad. Also not as expressive, but he is still a good boy. 2/5


Who is this man. This is not Kakyoin. Too big, and the black hair is not a good look for him. He’s nice, and certainly expressive, but I’m judging Kakyoins here and this guy is just… not Kak. Also his earrings scare me? 2/5

All Star Battle

Alright, I guess. Not bad, but not especially exciting either. Hair color is a little too dark. 3/5

Eyes of Heaven

Holy FUCK this man is gorgeous. Absolutely stunning. No weird face lines, colors are nice and pleasing to look at, actually looks his age, generally looks like a goddamn fucking model. 5/5 he’s too beautiful for me

Diamond Records

A low-poly boy. Seems we’ve gone back to the obnoxious face lines, but at least they’re more subdued this time. Noodle could use more volume tho. 4/5

Heritage for the Future


Heritage for the Future - New Kakyoin

No. Scary. This is not my boy. Please bring back the real Kakyoin. I’m very afraid of New Kakyoin. Hierophant Green looks like he’s going to kill me. I Do Not Like New Kakyoin please put him back. 0/5

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure SNES RPG

Weird… just… Looks weird from every angle. I mean I know it’s SNES sprites, but seriously, it could have been better. I really don’t know what they were trying to do with the shading on his face. 1/5


Too bishie. When I said he needs to look more his age, this isn’t what I meant. His head is shaped like a fucking dorito. Still though, he looks nice, at least. 3/5


Thank you Anon for the request, this one’s for you *kisses*

Thigh Riding Smut
Park Jimin BTS

“I need some thigh riding. Anyone w/ nice thighs and is into dirty talk in your opinion”

“Can you pay attention to me for, like, two seconds please?”. You had a long and stressful day at work, and Jimin wasn’t doing anything to make your mood better.

It was all too much for you to handle today; the ridiculous hours were given, the manager that would always try and hit on you no matter how many times you had told him you had a boyfriend, to the customers that made you want to rip your hair out every time one tried to interact with you.

Is it weird to say that when you were frustrated you needed some sort of release? Well, if it is, too bad because that was exactly what you needed at this moment. And with your boyfriend too busy playing online games with Taehyung, maybe you’d actually be getting some.

Anyhow, you had come home only to find the house a mess whilst your boyfriend was too preoccupied in his gaming world to bother to clean anything. Ridding yourself of your hideous work clothes to leave yourself in one of Jimin’s oversized tees and your boy leg panties. (For those who don’t know, boy leg panties are the undies that look like shorts, like, they cover your butt more than normal undies).

“Babe, I’m so close to beating Taehyung. Just … give me a minute”, Jimin replied, frantically mashing the buttons on the controller in his hand.

“Can’t you just pause it?”, you whined.

Jimin chuckled at you, “You can’t pause an online game. Sheesh, everyone knows that”, he laughed into the microphone near his lips, giving you the idea that Taehyung has said something in Jimin’s ear.

“B-but, I really need to cum”, you said in a soft voice.

Jimin was quick to cover the microphone with his hand, “Shhhhh. What is Tae heard that?” he said giving you a stern look before going back to the controller.

“I’ll be quiet then”, you said before sauntering over to your boyfriend, flinging one of your legs over his body so you were now straddling his thigh. Placing your pointer finger up to your lips, “Shhhhh”.

You lower your hips onto his thigh, just the feeling of Jimin’s jean covered thigh creating pressure against your lace covered clit had you shutting your eyes and moaning softly into his shoulder. Desperate for more friction you begin to slowly roll your hips against his thigh.

“Oh my god, Jimin~”, you moan into his ear as you quicken your pace, your swollen clit getting the attention that it has been craving since you had gotten home. You could only hear the faint sound though your boyfriend’s ear piece of Tae asking ‘what was that?’.

Jimin stuttered out, “Nothing Taeh-“, you continued grinding on his thigh.

You continued rolling your hips, faint sounds leaving your lips making their way to Jimin’s ears. You could feel your boyfriends body stiffening as well as his breathing pattern changing, a sign to you that he was getting turned on.

“Dammit” Jimin breathed. Your distraction causing him to lose a virtual life because of Taehyung.  

“Baby, this feels so good”, you breathed out.

“Fuck Tae. Gimme a sec.”

In a matter of seconds, Jimin had abandoned his game, ripping his headset off and tossing his controller to the other side of the couch. Grabbing a hold of your hips to help you keep your pace, and bouncing his leg to create changing pressure.

“Fuck babe, this is so fucking hot”.

You were no longer in control of the pace. Jimin’s firm grip on your thighs, pulling and pushing you against his thigh, only seemed to make you wetter, you would be surprised if there wasn’t a wet spot on his pants.

“You’re so wet babe, I can feel you through my pants”, he said nibbling on your ear lobe, “Who makes you this wet baby, hm?”

“You Jimin. FUCK. YOU, ONLY YOU”.

“Do you like this baby?”, you let out a moan at his words, “You like riding me while I feel like I’m gonna cum in my pants just from watching you?”

“Yes. Oh my god, yes”.

Pushing your clothed breasts in Jimin’s face. You ground harder, the constant stimulation of your clit on the rough texture of his pants was bringing you closer and closer to the edge.

You only moaned louder, “Jimin, I’m gonna come. I’m so close”, you whined.

“Come on baby, cum for me, let me feel that beautiful body come undone”.

You felt the wave of tingles rushing through your body as your walls began clenching on nothing. Your breathing become irregular, muscles beginning to spasming as Jimin held you on his thigh, helping you ride out your orgasm. You slumped against your boyfriend’s chest breathing heavily, body still recovering from your mind blowing orgasm.

“Well, shit. If I had known that’s what you were going to do I would have stopped playing ages ago”, Jimin chuckled before his phone started ringing.

He answered, “Hello?”, you could only hear muffles before Jimin moved the phone from his ear, cheeks showing a tinge of pink, “It’s Tae”

“If you two are gonna do that shit again can you at least turn of the mic, no one needs to hear all your kinky dirty talk. Like, seriously guys that shits nast-”. Jimin hung up.

Wrapping your legs around his waist he lifter you up and began walking to your bedroom. “Come on babe, it’s your turn to help me out now”

a/n: Sorry if this is a bit shorter than normal. After writing 5 (or something) smut requests in a row, you begin to run out of ideas D:

anonymous asked:

Shiro picking up his small army of children from school. How did shiro come upon all of these children who look nothing like each other.

Ok there are two ways we could look at this:

1) You suspend your disbelief for just a moment and accept that a dude in his twenties has somehow acquired parental ownership for four kids. TBH this au is hilarious if you imagine Pidge/Lance/Hunk/Keith as preschoolers or as high schoolers. I love this au, pta meeting au is officially the best au.

2) I try to seriously explain this, which is what I’m going to try to do. Nice. 

  • Pidge/Hunk/Lance/Keith are now little kids, elementary school aged or younger. Shiro is in his twenties, Coran is in his forties, and Allura is a little older than Shiro.
  • Coran and Alfor are gay dads (once again I love making them gay dads in my AUs) and Allura is their daughter from Alfor’s previous marriage. This honestly has no impact on the au, I just like making Coran and Alfor gay dads.
  • Hunk is nine and in the fourth grade, Keith is also nine but in the third grade (he was held back a year) and is in the same class as Lance (who is eight years old) and Pidge is six but in the same class as Lance/Keith (Pidge skipped two grades. Shiro is so proud.)
  • Allura is the teacher to Keith, Lance, and Pidge. She also taught Hunk the year before. Lance is in love with Allura and has sworn to marry her one day. Allura doesn’t know how to let him down.
  • Allura and Shiro have become best friends because they saw each other a lot last year (Hunk was being bullied but the issue was resolved when he sat on the kid) and this year because of Keith and his anger problems. They’re around the same age and they both desperately need to talk to someone who isn’t elementary-school aged.
  • Shiro accidentally became a nanny to all the kids. The only kid he’s the legal guardian of is Keith, who was Shiro’s adopted/fostered younger brother. When Shiro’s parents died, Shiro took Keith in with him.
    • Shiro works for a companized version of the Garrison in this au. It’s like military meets tech, all of the high-ranked workers get a special apartment close to base to live in. Shiro moved in next door to the Holts right after he graduated from college, a few years before he adopted Keith.
    • Pidge’s dad and Shiro worked together for a few years in the labs, Commander Holt took Shiro under his wing and basically adopted him. Once Keith entered Shiro’s life, the two families became even closer after Keith and Pidge became friends. Shiro and Keith were considered honorary Holt’s by the time Commander Holt suddenly died/went into a coma due to a freak accident during a lab experiment. Mrs. Holt was overwhelmed by the prospect of caring for both Pidge and Matt (who is older than Pidge by x amount of years), so Shiro offered his services as a baby-sitter.
      • Shiro basically like… Picks up Pidge after school and takes care of them and is pretty much a next-door nanny. Matt is mostly independent, he’s a lot older than Pidge for the sake of this au, and he tends to stay after-school for clubs and stuff (Matt is in middle school) which is why Shiro doesn’t have to take care of him.
    • I don’t want to erase Lance and Hunk’s families, so- they’re all still alive!! Both are just the youngest out of many, many kids and their parents are super swamped and busy all the time due to working at the Garrison. Everyone lives in the same apartment building, so when people saw that Shiro was basically a local manny all the adults were like ‘please take our children I’m so sorry we’re just so busy’ and Shiro was like ‘hey the more the merrier.’ 
      • The McClains and Garretts LOVE Shiro and basically take turns having Shiro/Pidge/Keith over for dinner. I love it when neighbors become tight with each other that’s so good.
  • Anyway, you may be asking yourself, “Ok if Shiro is a nanny to his entire apartment complex then why is he also a member of the PTA” to which I respond- Um. I guess Shiro helps the kids with their homework and takes them to school/picks them up, so he is involved with their school life. Also, the parents of the kids might not have time to go to PTA meetings, so Shiro volunteered to go take notes but then he Got Really Into It. Either way Shiro came, he saw, and he’s determined to conquer.
  • Misc. tidbits:
    • Keith doesn’t have a mullet, but he does have longer hair and Shiro likes to put it into pigtails because he thinks it’s cute. Keith thinks Shiro shat out the sun so he goes along with it. Lance once literally pulled on Keith’s pigtails but then Keith drop-kicked him and Lance hasn’t tried since. They still tease each other though, Shiro despairs.
    • Keith and Pidge are super goddamn tight in this au, and Keith will literally Fight anyone who insists Pidge is a girl. Lance and Hunk are also ready to square up once Keith shows them how to make proper fists.
    • Hunk and Lance are childhood friends
    • Shiro still has his prosthetic, he either lost his arm in the explosion that hurt Commander Holt or Shiro lost it when he was a teen. I haven’t put that much thought into it lol.
    • IDK what Shiro does for a living that allows him to constantly work from home, but it’s a thing.
    • Allura’s elementary school is a five-ten minute walk from everyone’s apartment complex.

charlesdances  asked:

OMG THAT JYN/KRENNIC COSTUME SWAP IS PERFECT. Haha yeah I can imagine a 5'3" ft Jyn next to a 6'0" ft Tarkin and them just glaring at each other XD. Speaking of which IF YOU EVER DRAW TARKIN I WOULD PROBABLY EXPIRE BECAUSE CUSHING'S FACE AND EYES IN YOUR STYLE?? OMG

I may have to draw Tarkin because Peter Cushing does seriously have like the most amazing face? I bet it’d be so much fun to capture.

I wish we could put him as Van Helsing in the Doctor Who comics- though I imagine getting the rights would be a total nightmare. Ages ago I was going to do a print of he and the Doctor going through a dark, Hammer Horror-style house, with Christopher Lee’s Dracula sneaking up on them- but it never got past the very rough layout stage -

Why every character in MHA is the best

aka:  Why/how everyone is #relatable
aka: Why I love this show so damn much
aka: I wish I could list every single character but there are too many and how are they all so unique?

Originally posted by bestboy-oftheday

Izuku Midoriya (Deku)

  • Cinnamon roll through and through
  • Tries so hard all the time? And never gives up? Like most important and best underdog of all time who deserves every ounce of greatness and respect
  • just wants to help people, his friends, strangers, everyone
  • cries like… all the time. Such an emotional soft protagonist showing crying isn’t weakness

Originally posted by luna-ly

Katsuki Bakugo (Kacchan)

  • so much rage and anger, and clearly can’t deal with it
  • definitely some deep down fears and anxiety masked by the rage
  • still tries super hard, and works real hard
  • despite everyone calling him villainous, still aims to be a hero

Originally posted by nishiki

Ochako Uraraka

  • absolute sweetheart, so kind, so pure
  • so considerate, and is the best friend
  • so incredibly brave and willing to try new things?
  • seriously; her motivations for being a hero… 

Originally posted by kizn7iver

All Might

  • Best caring Dad to all the kids
  • Never once blames Midoriya, and only serves to thank him for inspiration (when it would be so easy to shunt the blame?)
  • So… positive? Even in the face of everything, and his own fear… he still accepts that sacrifices have to be made, and it’s worth it… Just no regrets?
  • Constantly tries to be the best teacher, firstly to Midoriya; but also to all the kids he can

Originally posted by lunxsole

Tenya Iida

  • Seems really intense and scary, but really… just cares a lot? And takes things really seriously?
  • Will put like.. 120% into everything, even if he ends up looking like a complete dork
  • the hand gestures and constant energy

Originally posted by nagittos

Shoto Todoroki

  • Please… protect him. Such a confused sad child, who is still trying despite that, but needs time to work it out
  • Like I don’t wanna give spoilers… but he’s hard a hard time, and works despite that
  • he’s also such.. a badass,  and uses his power in really clever ways, with consideration where he can 

Originally posted by rnewtu

Eijiro Kirishima

  • He’s just such… a solid friend. To like everyone, such a positive influence
  • So wholesome, and has so much respect for his peers

Originally posted by kacchan

Fumikage Tokoyami

  • birb
  • but seriously; knows his strengths and weaknesses well. And will work well with others, despite being so reserved

Originally posted by sawumura

Hitoshi Shinsou

  • Been told his whole life he would suit villainy, yet tries to fight hard to be a hero despite that
  • not particularly strong, but still tries, and is at a huge disadvantage

Originally posted by dazaiosamu-s

And I could probably go on for ages cause there’s just so many characters, with so many triats

but in short: all of them try so hard

And I only want to see more and more to be able to expand this list ~