i could not handle this

anonymous asked:

Legit, this one time I almost complained to Thomas on twitter that your story was too good and I linked it and everything. I decided against it because of the 140 count thing lmao

WhaAAAaaaaAaAAAaaaaaat???? Oh my gosh. I’m freaking just, words. I mean just, the idea that you were like “Thomas should read this” and almost linked him, just, the very idea fills me with (mostly) good feelings.

I mean you didn’t but the idea that you almost did. Youbknkw?

I was going to a party yesterday and I was wearing the snake ring Taylor gave to me (thank you so much t ily) and I picked up my wonderstruck and my heart could not handle because it was like my favourite album and the era that means the most to me met and I just couldn’t

litterallyhell  asked:

MBFRP: Oghren, Sera and Varric

MARRY: Varric. I could definitely stand spending the rest of my life listening to that gravelly voice tell me stories. He’s an awesome dude. Also will someone please for the love of gOD give him a reason to ditch Bianca Davri forever??

BANG: Sera. I genuinely think I could only handle this situation once. It’d be fun, but the girl has so much energy.

FORCIBLY REMOVE: Oghren. Cause… well, just no.

anonymous asked:

Jason Aaron on Superman?

I definitely think he’d be someone who could handle a country boy who’s also a cosmic space god going on weird adventures. Thor #12 alone is in many ways the most satisfying example of what we’d think of as a “day in Superman’s life” comic in years.

anyone else kinda terrified you’ll never be able to hold a job in the future because of your mental illness

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When your time on Earth has ended, we calculate the total value of your life using our perfectly accurate measuring system. Only the people with the very highest scores, the true cream of the crop, get to come here, to the Good Place. What happens to everyone else, you ask? Don’t worry about it. The point is, you are here because you lived one of the very best lives that could be lived. And you won’t be alone. Your true soul mate is here too. That’s right. Soul mates are real. One of the other people in your neighborhood is your actual soul mate, and you will spend eternity together. So welcome to eternal happiness. Welcome to the Good Place.

theyre on a date!!

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this chapter gave me so many feels okay

A Package Marked “Return to sender”

Story by reddit user manen_lyset

My neighbor is one of those annoying wannabe YouTube personalities. Over the years, I’ve seen him cough out cinnamon, lay flat on the hood of his car as it slowly creeps down the driveway, and douse himself in lukewarm water, all the while screaming epic win, epic fail, or, fuck, epic maintenance of the status quo, for all I know. It can get tiring to watch him go about his shenanigans in the pursuit of viral fame. So, when he knocked on my door the other day, told me he was going away for a few weeks, and asked that I get his mail, honestly, it was a relief. I can’t explain the peace of mind I had knowing I didn’t have to brace myself for any of his stupidity for a while. I was always afraid his stunts would wind up bleeding over into my life.

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An entire city in the Philippines is being controlled by ISIS-linked group. Please pray, like seriously pray for the city of Marawi and its people being held hostage.

Sleep snug just like Freyja. 

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make me choose: cute or sexy zelo for anon!

        *✧・゚ the boy with starlight in his eyes  *✧・゚

Doctors, students, and an angry patient.

This happened several years ago, but it still makes me smile.

Many hospitals here in the US have students that follow the doctors like puppies, taking notes, ignoring the well-being of the patients, and intruding on privacy.  It’s humiliating to us patients. 

I had an appointment for a pap smear and was already in my hospital gown just waiting on the doctor.  When I had arrived I was informed that my regular doctor wasn’t there due to being ill, and I was asked if I’d be okay with a male doctor to do the examination.  I had just ridden the bus for half an hour to get there (no car at the time), and the next bus that would take me home wasn’t due to arrive for at least an hour.  I told the receptionist that so long as a female nurse was in there with me I would be okay, if only just barely.

So I’m sitting on the examination table (they don’t qualify for being called a bed, trust me on this) in my hospital gown, waiting for the doctor.  The nurse is in there with me, frequently checking her watch, and when I voice how annoyed I am she says she was expecting this because he’s an a**hole.  Great.  Wonderful.  My day is just going grand now.

He arrives, opens the door WIDE, and brings in at least half a dozen medical students.  Didn’t ask me for permission regarding having an audience.  The nurse has this horrified look on her face and asks me if I’m okay with having them in there.  F*** no.  I tell the doctor in no uncertain terms that there will be no examination if the students are in there.  Instead of talking to me he looks at the students and tell them “sometimes we have difficult and uncooperative patients”.  All of them look equally uncomfortable now, none of them dare make eye-contact.

I’m near tears.  I have PTSD and this situation is bringing on a panic attack.  I can feel the nurse holding my hand, trying to be reassuring, but it isn’t working because I’m shaking all over.

When I’m especially anxious I curl my toes hard and tight.  This causes all ten of them to pop.  Guess what I do.  Yup, they pop, and due to my high level of anxiety it’s especially loud.  Sounds like a bunch of dry sticks breaking.  The doctor turns an odd shade green, pushes all the students out of the way as he bolts out the door.  All the students leave, but one woman stays behind just long enough to give me nod of respect and a thumbs up.

After they leave the nurse informs me that the sound of popping joints makes that particular doctor vomit.  A lot.  She leaves the room for a minute and returns with a warm a blanket, a clipboard with some paperwork, and a pen.  It’s for filing a formal complaint.  I’m unable to hold the pen because I’m shaking so badly, so she helps me fill it out. 

There was no way I could get an examination now.  I’m in no condition for handling this.  They reschedule with a note stating that it must be my regular doctor, and to call me if there are any changes.  I arrive two weeks later, the nurse is there and she has this shit-eating grin on her face as she brings me to my room.  My regular doctor arrives and has that same smile.  Both inform me that my complaint got that ***hole suspended pending investigation.  I was complaint number nine from just that one day.  Neither one could tell me how many complaints had been filed against him, but they made it clear he will likely be fired.

Oh, and there were no students in the room because my doctor ASKED me before opening the door wide enough to even walk in. 

I never found out if he got fired or not, but I sure hope he did.

Submitted by: Chaosfay’s Bit of Madness

Lance’s Paladin Vlog (hc idk??)

Okay so we’re all thinking he’s gonna do I video on skin care or personal hygiene right?

but

may I propose…

  • A really heartfelt message to his family back home?  
  • Him showing them his cool armor and bayard?  
  • Introducing them to blue?  
  • Showing off his sharpshooting skills?  
  • Asking his mom if she kept watering his house plants for him?  
  • Realizing that they all probably think he’s dead?  getting a little sad, then reassuring them he’s alive; “I’m alive and still as handsome as ever” *finger guns then sad little chuckle*  
  • Maybe venting about his self-worth issues.  
  • Talking about each of the paladins.  Getting his little sappy smile when talking about keith lol.  
  • Then telling them all about the space mall and kaltenecker and the game system he and Pidge bought.  
  • And then finally wrapping it up by saying that he feel so honored fighting in this space war and protecting the innocent and saving the universe and he sorta stares off with a really content smile, and then shakes his head and says bye and that he loves them and misses them every single day.  And that he’ll be home soon.

Yeah

holy shit that post really got away from me lmao

cuteheartz replied to your photoset “I don’t think I’l ever be over the fact that Burr once lit himself on…”

please do one of Washington and Alfred oh gracious one

I don’t usually take requests but. It’s the revolutionary war. I have to.

Basically, Washington had like 50+ dogs, and they were named stuff like “Sweet Lips” or “Mopsey” or “Drunkard”.

ACC Rant

(Feel free to ignore this.)

Okay I just-

I need to rant. I was watching Advent Children (Complete) again today and I just-

I love Tifa. I do. I really do. But dear god this is not okay.

I get it, I really do. Both of the kids are gone, kidnapped by what are basically miniature-Sephiroths, she’s scared and frustrated and feels helpless. Cloud has been constantly coming and going for two years now, and she’s looking for stability that isn’t there. She’s taking out her frustration and fear of the situation on the first person there who comes into conflict with her. But I just-

That scene. I hate that scene so much. Because while I understand where Tifa is coming from, she has absolutely no idea what she’s talking about.

I’m sure that everyone (minus Vincent and Nanaki, probably) expected for him to be okay after meteor. Tifa thought that he’d be there and be stable, be okay and around. After all, Sephiroth is gone, ShinRa is gone, the WRO is up and running and getting everyone electricity again. Cid is providing transportation, and Barrett is providing fuel. Everything’s okay now, right? Why should Cloud not be okay?

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