i could never look that nice

4

During my down and depressive time last night, I took some time to plug in Syndicate and walk about Lambeth and Westminster for some background references and screenshots I could use if I didn’t have the energy to make any. What I found was Westminster to be quite lovely looking—the shops, which I never truly stopped to look at, are all beautiful.

It was nice to actually walk this world at a slower snail’s pace. ♥

It is hard to clip Jacob and Evie out of the shot of these pictures, but still doable in some fashion. :P Minor touch ups just done in PSP8.

Enjoy.

anonymous asked:

aww could you do 002 for the drabble thing with Sam and gf!reader

Of course, my lovely lovely anon :) I never thought I’d be thankful to see a basic Supernatural drabble again lol. Thank you for being patient <3

Oh and the number thing came from this!


“You smell nice.”

“I doho?” you chuckled, looking over your shoulder at Sam standing behind you as you were getting dressed. 

Sam nodded and bent down, nestling his face in your neck, “You smell like sweet flowers.”

You blushed, “Hahate to tell you, but it isn’t me. It’s Jimmy Choo’s Illicit,” you held up your perfume bottle.

Sam laughed softly and he planted a kiss on your neck and collar bone, “Dohon’t care. It’s still your scent, for all I care.”

You smiled and hummed, reaching a hand up to pet through Sam’s long hair that you loved oh so much, “You’re sweet.”

Sam kissed behind your ear, nuzzling his nose into the spot, “I try to be for my girl.”

You giggled softly and turned around, gazing up at Sam lovingly, “I love you,” you rubbed up and down his chest, pulling at the buttons on his flannel.

Sam smiled wide and rested his large hands on your hips, leaning down to kiss you on the lips, “I love you more.”

“Mmmm…” you hummed, standing on your tiptoes to get the best angles for the kiss. You squeaked when Sam hoisted you up by situating his hand under your ass cheeks, and you giggled, pecking him around his mouth before going in for another kiss.

“I know we’re supposed to go out tonight and all…” Sam said softly, “But–”

“Yehes, I’ll take you right now on the bed, Sam Winchester,” you smirked, “You can smell me all night long,” you winked. 

Sam beamed and he lifted you up properly in his arms, walking and dropping you onto the bed, crawling up to you and rubbing his hand up your side to your breast, cupping it tenderly.

You moaned softly and it was muffled by Sam pressing his soft lips to yours again. No way were you disappointed about not going out for dinner. Especially not when Sam bit down on your neck like that. Ohhhhh boy….

How the dinner scene in FBAWTFT really played out:
  • Jacob and Queenie: *flirting/laughing/giggling*
  • Tina: (thinking)...Newt - I mean, Mr Scamander - looks sort of...nice in this candlelight? I never noticed how many freckles he has. He's really not so bad-looking, actually...I wish I could talk to him properly...I wish I could flirt like Queenie-
  • Queenie: I am not flirting.
  • Newt: *looks at Tina curiously*
  • Tina: (thinking)...shit.
I’m the girl who tries to be nice to everyone then gets taken advantage of. I’m the girl who tries to look pretty and it’s never good enough. I’m the girl who acts like she’s happy then goes home and wishes to be gone. I’m the girl who takes harsh words, acts like they’re nothing, then goes home and cries. I’m the girl who tries to get her point across and could never find the right words. I’m the girl who has more depth to her than everyone thinks. I’m the girl who hides from harsh eyes. I’m the girl who wouldn’t care if you gave me a shitty gift as long as you thought of me. I’m the girl who prays that someone will finally understand. I’m the girl who gets happy over the little things. I’m the girl that people misinterpret.
Just Married

Pairing: Y/N/Luke

Rating: NC-17

Request: Yes

Words: 4.000+

Summary: Wedding Smut w. you and Luke on your Honeymoon to Bora Bora

Keep reading

3

@rolltide1bb submitted his mother, Pam, She is on the left in the second and bottom pics. 

I went over to my friend Nick’s, I had never seen his mother before, but when I did, I knew I was going to have to fuck her. You could tell from looking at her that she prided herself on her looks, and by her looks she prided herself on her ability to take dick. She was toned and fit, with an amazing set of tits on her, and a nice perky ass. I couldn’t take my eyes off her, and Nick could tell. “This is my mom, Pam,” he said introducing us. 

“Wow, Pam, I must say you are far to gorgeous to actually be a mom, did you adopt?” I joked with her.

Pam slightly blushed as she accepted the compliment. Nick and I went down stairs, to play some video games. About 15 minutes later he got a text. “Well, you ready to fuck my mom then?” he asked, as I looked at him puzzled, “My mom is waiting upstairs if you’re ready.”

“Are you serious?”

“Yeah, all of my friends fuck my mom, it’s fine.”

I followed Nick up to his mom’s room. He knocked as he slowly opened the door and walked in. He went over to a chair sitting next the bed and began undoing his buckle. I saw his mom laying on her back, legs open, playing with her pussy. I didn’t say anything as I stripped down and crawled onto the bed, and placed my head between her legs. I began slowly licking the folds of her shaven pussy, I could hear Nick jerking off as his mother began a low moan, and deeper breathing. I got up to my knees, put her legs up over my shoulders, and slid her down the bed onto my cock. I began thrusting into her warm tight pussy, slamming into her harder and harder. She moaned louder and louder as I thrust in and out, biting her lips, crossing her arms over her chest, and playing with her nipples. She was getting wetter and wetter as she screamed out in ecstasy. She reached out and grabbed toward Nick, he reached out and grabbed his mother’s hand while stroking with the other. 

“Are you enjoying your self mom?” he asked. She nodded as they kept their eyes locked.

“You enjoy being his slut, don’t you mom?” he questioned as she continued nodding. 

I sat Pam up on her hands and knees facing Nick. I slid my cock into her ass. She moaned as I slid into her. I pounded her ass as hard as I could, slowly inching her closer and closer to Nick with each thrust.I continued until she had her hands on his thighs supporting her self, her face inches above Nick’s cock as he continued stroking. I pushed on the back of her head until her lips were touching Nick’s cock. She slowly opened her mouth and begin licking the tip of his cock. I pushed down further and she wrapped her lips around his cock. Like the slut she is, she didn’t care it was her son’s cock in her mouth, and began bobbing her head rhythmically on him. I could tell Nick wasn’t used to it as he almost instantly blew his load in the back of his mom’s throat. She pulled her head up and giggled, as she wiped his cum from the corners of her mouth. I pulled out of her ass, went to the front. tilted her hair back, and shot my load on her face. Nick and I watched as his mom took her fingers and wiped one line of cum off her face after another before putting it in her mouth and swallowing.

Sassy comebacks: Yoo Kihyun edition

did I say sassy? I mean savage.

“If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.”

“I was going to give you a nasty look but I see you already have one.”

“I could say nice things about you, but I would rather tell the truth.”

“I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.”

“Your mother should have thrown you away and kept the stork.”

“I know I’m talking like an idiot. I have to, otherwise you wouldn’t understand what I’m saying.”

“You must have me confused with someone who cares.”

“I really wish your mouth had a snooze button.”

“There’s no point in trying to make you understand as you are incapable of it.”

and my personal favorite:

“Earth is full. Go home.”

(PART II)

Lightbulbs Are Useless

Pairing/Characters: Bucky x Shy!Reader

Warnings: Nothin really just fluff Bucky’s so nice and patient

Summary: Bucky’s fallen for Tony’s shy assistant who is actually more than she seems.

Word Count: 930

A/N: I actually suck at writing shy!reader because I’m not shy and none of my friends are omgbut I still hope this is remotely good hahaha

Originally posted by stuckybarnesrogers

Keep reading

knife emojis ranked

emoji one: best knife. 10/10. not too simple, not too detailed. elegant. would stab with.

apple: pretty good. lots of shading. nice details. would also stab with.

google: too cartoony for stabbing, but perfect for chopping onions. 7/10.

lg: strangely shaped blade, but still knice (knife nice). would absolutely make salad with.

facebook: weirdly detailed but still really knice. would use.

htc: very simple, has a strange charm.

samsung: looks like strange clipart. too three-dimensional. 

mozilla: very bubbly. could not stab. looks like it belongs in a fischer price set. 5/10

twitter: whoever designed this knife has clearly never seen a knife before, much less stabbed a man thirty-seven times. 3/10. F for no effort.

emojidex: this is it. the Worst Knife. i never thought i could hate a knife so much. the shading is fucked. nothing on this knife looks quite like a knife. this knife lives in a cardboard box at the bottom of the uncanny valley. i hate the knife and if you use it i will reach through your computer screen and violently disembowel you. 2/10.

What I find amusing about fandom’s absolute hatred for Orihime’s feelings for Ichigo is that she rarely acts on her romantic inclinations but she’s portrayed as being obsessed with getting together with Ichigo. 

I mean apart from her confession scene, Orihime never actively pursued Ichigo. She spends more time being concerned about his wellbeing than whether he liked her romantically. 

Looking at the last few arcs, Orihime spent time supporting him with this quest to protect others, trained with Sado, worried about the state of the worlds, was concerned about Uryu, hung out with Ichigo when she could and reflectively stayed with him when he needed her to.

Did she squee and blush when he was being nice to her? Did she have a few silly daydreams? 

Yes.

Nevertheless, she didn’t badger him with her feelings.

She did not aggressively pursue him.

She didn’t flirt with him. Or drop hints. Or asks Sado to drop in a good word for her. 

Even in those instances when people accused her of being sexual to get his attention (*cough chapter 589*) it was clearly stated in the chapter itself that other people had tricked her into wearing something provocative. Using her sexuality to ‘trap’ Ichigo has never been a Orihime thing (I will discuss why this whole obsession with boobs has been a root of rather disgusting arguments in Bleach fandom in a different post).

I mean, in the fourth chapter Tatsuki told Orihime to ‘tackle’ Ichigo and she spat out her water. Why has she been characterised as someone who would easily try to seduce him out of desperation?

Perhaps its an easier pill to swallow that Orihime, a character who has her own set of flaws and weaknesses, somehow tricked Ichigo into marrying her through boobs and sheer persistence.

But that’s not the case. Orihime loved Ichigo but she was also his friend. Someone she supported and cared for. Someone she didn’t want to see get hurt. 

She had romantic feelings for him but more than anything wanted to help him. And that’s what she primarily focused on. Helping him. Not trying to get him to fall in love with her. 

But fandom is determined to convince themselves she stalked him? That she waited for him to change his mind????

When all she did was be a friend to someone she loved? 

????

tl:dr version: Orihime was more preoccupied in Ichigo’s wellbeing and being there for him than pursuing him aggressively. But peeps continue to argue she was obsessed with Ichigo returning her affections which is not the case. 

I’m gonna rate/review Dio’s sons

1. Giorno Giovanna

Beautiful godlike angel being who’s beauty can never be tarnished. He is my son. The light of my life. 12/10

2. Donatello Versace/Versus

Has that hot bad boy aesthetic goin on and he rocks it. Looks like he comes straight from a 90s boy band. Could raw me anyday. 10/10

3. Rykiel

More…. fashion confused than anything. He’d clean up nicely if you got him out of his fursuit. Also my son. Nervous boy. 8.8/10

4. Ungalo

Someone had to roll a 1 in the genetic lottery eventually. His stand fight was cool tho. You Tried/10

And that is my 100% objective, factual review of Dio’s sons.

there are places i wish i never went to and people i wish i never met and i’m sorry i can’t let you in. i’m sorry mostly to myself, for potentially missing out on a good thing. i’m sorry if you look at me and see only a blank space where my emotions used to be. i’ve gotten so used to covering up, so used to being anything but myself, so used to second-guessing my words to the point where i don’t speak at all, i forgot you’re not like everybody else.

but you could be, that’s the thing. you could leave and never look back. you could find somebody prettier, smarter, more selfless than me. you could sweep the rug from under my feet. and i can’t go through it. i can’t. so i keep my mouth shut and do anything i can to look pretty. so i ignore your calls and the nice things you say to me. so i’m sorry. i’m sorry. i don’t know how to change things.

—  anuptaphobia
4

You didn’t want to share your brother with anybody. He had raised you on his own, telling you that the same demon were your father. He mostly kept quiet about you to keep you safe but now he wanted you to meet this Shadowhunter Alec.
When he talked about him his eyes always lightened up. Maybe it was the reason why you were jealous. No matter how hard you tried, you never made them light up in the same way.

So when you came in the room, where the tall guy was waiting, you tried not to care about him. Maybe he wouldn’t like you anyway. You were just a little child after all. But he looked at you with a curious gaze and seemed really interested in you.

“Hey (y/n). I’m Alec. Nice to meet you.”
“I’m stronger than I look. So if you break his heart I will hurt you”, you gave back and slipped you hand through your hair.
You could feel Magnus’s body tense behind you but Alec only smiled.
“Okay. Sounds like a deal.”

Maybe this Shadowhunter was really okay and you would like him too. 


requested by @shinfinitexo-genius
hope you like it (I HAD to take such a little girl because it was so cute in 2x05)


You can find all my Imagines|Confessions here
Requests for Imagines|Confessions are open. Send me some ^^

Shut Doors (Doctor Strange x Reader) [SMUT]

Title: Shut doors (Doctor Strange x Reader) [SMUT]

Pairing: Doctor Strange x Reader

Characters: Reader and Doctor Strange, the Avengers

Request: Doctor Strange x Reader with 10+17, annnnnnnnnnd smutty-ish, please? If you could write it, I would be appreciate so much. And thank you in advance. Hoping that you would have a nice day! By @septimaseverina (sorry the link didn’t work the first time around, silly me. 

10. “It’s not what it looks like…”

17. “Oh please! It’s not like you’ve never seen something like this before.”

Summary: When a one night stand leads to awkward silences, awkward glances and awkward conversations you feel you’re never going to get your best friend back. But, when a mission threatens your life will everything change?

Word count: 965

Warnings: Mentions of potential death. SMUT, yep, you heard Doctor Strange smut. 

Tags: @tmntwhat-you-get-is-what-you-see @trinswhimsys

Originally posted by cactuseverywhere

Keep reading

I like to imagine that when Crowley transformed himself from snake-shape to human-shape, he did so gradually. First, he thought, ‘You know, some legs might be nice.’ Then he figured he could use a good pair of arms. Sometimes he let his wings show, sometimes he didn’t. It took him a while to get rid of the scales (he still has some on his feet.) He had a few intermediate phases.

And this is where legends of different types of dragons and wyverns come from.

Now, he was never quite as big or fearsome-looking as they appeared in depictions, but he didn’t feel the need to correct them….

The Signs As Nice Panic! Lyrics

Aries- “When I look in her eyes I just see the skies”

Taurus- “There are no raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses”

Gemini- “You are at the top of my lungs, drawn to the ones who never yawn”

Cancer- “Your melody sounds as sweet as the first time it was sung”

Leo- “Spark your heels up against the picket fence I built”

Virgo- “Endless romantic stories, you never could control me”

Libra- “If you’re gonna be the death of me that’s how I wanna go”

Scorpio- “Her words were swimming through his ears again”

Sagittarius- “If I go to hell would you come with me or just leave?”

Capricorn- “My wingtips waltz across naive”

Aquarius- “Back away from the water, Babe you might drown”

Pisces- “Into a place where thoughts can bloom”

The day I fucked a Samoan dude at Church.

Now I know what you thinking. “ Bruh thats so not right “ Well I never intended for it to happen actually. 

It was at a youth rally in 2011 in San Fransisco and I really enjoyed myself. Never been to a church function with so many Samoan men LOL But anyways, I was sitting in the back pew and there was a guy sitting 4 pews front towards the left. I had my eye on him the whole time. Guy was probably about 6 feet, Nice husky body and was wearing a pink dress shirt with black vest and tight church slacks. I mean you could really see his ass. So me trying to be a good christian boy in church… Yeah right LOL I was just looking at his ass for a good 5 minutes. Then he turned around and saw me looking at him. I just gave him a good “ church “ nod lol or whatever you call it. Then he caught me staring at him the 2nd time, This time he gave me a look that I could not make out. Like i wasnt sure if he was bothered by it or turned on. I dont know.

 So I stopped looking. So I stared at the Praise and Worship leader for a few secs then i noticed him leaving his seat and headed towards the back. As he was walking up the isle, he looked at me, winked and smiled. I assumed he was going to the bathroom so what did my horny ass did? I followed him without him knowing i was and at this point I am still not sure what he was telling me. So I walked out, passed two ushers who may i say was fine as hell lol continued to walk and act like i was getting water from church kitchen. But noticed him headed out to the parking lot. so I followed him. Then he turned around again and saw me and continued to walk. He was showing his ass more and more everytime he walked lol. I was like man If he is doing what I think he is doing. 

So I followed him to his car and I acted like my car was next to his. “ Sole are you following me? “ he said while laughing. I said, “ No just getting something out my car “ He said, “ Uce thats my aunts car dont be lying “ FUCK he caught me. Awkward silence and then opened the back door of the van , got in and left the door open. He have me a look and told me to come in. So guess what I did. I went in the car. And let me tell you, he took my pants off so fast I was shocked at first but was really turned on at this moment. He took of my pants and begin sucking my cock. It felt so good and so wrong because I was hearing the church songs through the window. His lips wrapping my cock and feeling the warmth of his mouth got me hot. Stroking my dick and seeing his head going up and down, I could not contain myself. This was so hot. 

Guy sucked me off for a good 4 minutes and then he quickly took off his pants and started to ride my cock. it felt so damn good I nearly broke the fucking seat belt holder. Then I told him, “ Uce I am about to cum “ He quickly jumped off and open up his mouth and I came all over his tongue and face. Dude was a freak and he swallowed it too. He kissed me on the cheek and said, “ Oa mai kaua? “ I said, “ Seki “ LOL Best Sunday ever

  • [Luna, Hermione, and Pansy are drunk discussing Draco]
  • Hermione: You know, if someone had told me in our first year at Hogwarts, that I would have been loving Draco Malfoy one day or even so much as sleeping with him I'd have thought them mad.
  • Pansy: And now what do you think?
  • Hermione: That I've gone completely mad.
  • Luna: ...Why?
  • Hermione: Because I have fallen in love with the most infuriating, self centered, sexy, egotistical man I have ever met.
  • Pansy: Well at least he's sexy?
  • Hermione: True...I could be dating someone with all those qualities who looked like a troll...
  • Luna: I think...I think Draco isn't all bad?
  • Hermione: True, he's rich, has a nice ass, and could do things in the bedroom that would make a centaur blush.
  • Pansy: I never thought I'd say this, but that's the end of us drinking, time to get you home Granger.

Wynne: Varric, who does the embroidery on your vests? You have so many lovely pieces.

Varric: Why Enchanter, I never would have pegged you for someone who cares about fashion. Are you looking to improve your wardrobe?

Wynne: Fashion I could take or leave. But fine embroidery is something to appreciate. It takes a delicate hand and an eye for beauty.

Varric: ‘Delicate hand and an eye for beauty.’ Oh I like that. Do you think I could borrow that for the next installment Swords and Shields?

Wynne: Only if you credit me.

Varric: Wonderful, I’ll write you into the acknowledgements.

Wynne: That’s nice dear, but I meant monetary credit. But I look forward to seeing my name in print as well.

Varric: You’re slyer than you look, Wynne.

Wynne: Ah, and now you know my secret.

NEGAN Imagine

Summary: Imagine Negan visiting Alexandra a little too often, just to see you.

Author note: Thank you for nearly 500 followers. You’ve all be lovely commenting, reblogging and liking my posts. Thank you, guys!❤️❤️

Negan x Reader

“Knock, knock!” You hear a harsh man’s voice yelling through the Alexandra gates. “Come on, you asses! gotta let me in!” You could hear him laughing and it sent shivers down your spine. Rick looked over at you concerned.

“He’s early.” Rick sighed and started to walk towards the gates. He always walked arms a little out and swayed a little. As Rick did this, the man at the gate opened them.

“Well… about fucking time” he looked around. “I never thought-” he cut himself off “What fine piece of nice ass is this?” He pointed directly at you, grinning. Your eyes opened in shocked and you held your own hands nervous. 

Keep reading