i command this particular drop of hot sauce to be really really hot

The signs as SpongeBob quotes
  • Aries: I command this particular drop of hot sauce to be really, REALLY hot.
  • Taurus: You don't need a license to drive a sandwich.
  • Gemini: Do you smell that? A smelly smell that smells... smelly.
  • Cancer: I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me wumbo, wumbo, wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo!
  • Leo: Can I have everyone's attention? I have to use the bathroom.
  • Virgo: I remember when they first invented chocolate. I always hated it.
  • Libra: It's not just a boulder! It's a rock!
  • Scorpio: The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
  • Sagittarius: Good thing he didn't pull the secret string, opening my secret compartment of my secret box, revealing one embarassing snapshot of SpongeBob at the Christmas party!
  • Capricorn: No need to panic people I'm just in charge for the next 15 minutes.
  • Aquarius: FUUUUTUUURRRREEEEE
  • Pisces: It may be stupid, but it's also dumb.