just wanted to remind y'all that this is some actual canon dialogue from LoS
Concept: There are Merfolk who live in the pool when it's bottomless. They're chaotic neutral. They're the reason why EU's swim team wins so often, but they're also the reason the opposition keeps losing players. They save drunk students from drowning, but their singing lures those who are out at night and not protected by salt and iron to the edge of the water. Some of them are the size of a human, others have mile long tails and can swallow you in one bite. Everyone wears iron when they swim.