i check squirrels' tails

Dr. Flug: You will not eat that squirrel!
Demencia: I don’t want to EAT him…
Dr. Flug: What are you gonna do then?
Demencia: Well I’m gonna write a note and tie it to its tail. Maybe somebody will find it and come get us outa here!
Dr. Flug: Yes! ‘Cause when I see a squirrel the first thing I do is check its tail for MESSAGES!
Source: Drake & Josh

Jirou: You’ll not eat that squirrel

Kaminari: I don’t want to EAT it… 

Jirou: What are you gonna do then.

Kaminari: Well I’m gonna write a note and tie to its tail. Maybe somebody will find it and come get us outta here!

Jirou: Yes, ‘Cause when I see a squirrel the first thing I do is check its tail for MESSAGES!

Jack and Mark Convo 20

Jack and Mark get locked in a Tree house.

Jack (Sees squirrel)

Mark: “ You will not eat that Squirrel!”

Jack: “ I don’t wanna eat it”

Mark:“ What’re you gonna do”

Jack: “I’m gonna write a note and tie it on his tail”

Mark:“ ……………………….”

Jack: “ Maybe someone will see it and come and rescue us”

Mark: “ Yes; cause when I see a squirrel, the first thing I do IS CHECK ITS TAIL FOR MESSAGES!!”

Jack: (Crosses arms) “Well you don’t need to be mean about it”