i cant with this picture

Saw this post earlier. Couldnt resist doodle a bit.

I imagine they went shopping and found these and probably bought them without the other looking to surprise each other. or idk, they like being weird together ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


“I never answer my cell phone, as my manager can tell you. I dread the cell phone so much. My standard technique is that when it rings, let them leave a message. I’ll check the message. If it’s something important, I’ll call him back. If it’s not, thank God I didn’t answer it, because I just hate talking on the phone.”