i cant with her wearing glasses

when i was like 14, i once wore contact lenses instead of glasses to school bc i had just learned how to put them on and i wanted to show them to my friends right, and this one guy goes and tells me “i thought girls were supposed to become beautiful when they stopped wearing glasses. something obviously went wrong with you” and that was??? so incredibly rude i wanted to cry but i just stood there not knowing what to say bc i honestly thought we were friends

but the girl sitting in front of him (who was also his crush, mind u) hears him and turns around with the most disgusted expression on her face, and calls him out on it like “omg i cant believe you said that have you even seen yourself in a mirror you have no right to tell her shit” and then she turns to me and says “dont listen to him, you look gorgeous with or without glasses” and she probably already forgot about that but i always remember it whenever i feel self-conscious about myself

so the moral of the story is: if u see someone being a jerk to someone else, dont laugh along and call them out on it. stick together and bring all the fuckboys down

so recently in our skype femslash chat me, @hellobeau @seagrot @frantastically and @roses-ebottles PLUS A BUNCH MORE I CANT REMEMBER created and curated what is possibly the cutest and most wholesome post-game earth c lovechildren AU that has ever existed

listen

rose and kanaya have a daughter named lilith (like the demon), a ferocious human girl who gets a buzzcut in 5th grade and also has inexplicable glowing powers, because why not. vriska and terezi have their accidental trollbaby whose name is “spider” (it fits the troll naming conventions ok……. would their hypothetical child ever have a serious name anyways) affectionately referred to as “spiders” who will eat anything if you dare her to, wears kids glasses goggles because her vision is so bad, and is the most sensitive child alive

such shenanigans ensue as:

- spiders and lilith make a blood pact to become “blood sisters” by stealing a staple from the 3rd grade teacher’s wastebasket
- lilith makes up some bullshit about how ladybugs are red because they taste good and spiders not only believes her but actually eats the fucking thing
- lilith buys a sword at an anime convention when she’s 11
- lilith starts learning to fence and spiders assumes she has taken up beekeeping
- spiders gets grounded for collecting rolly pollys at school
- spiders asks terezi 500 questions at 2 am after she couldn’t sleep and terezi answers all of them but the answers become more and more ludicrous. spiders eventually catches on
- lilith and rose practice “screaming exercises” where they go down to the basement stand on the table and just scream and jump around to let off emotional stress. it works very well, but not as well for kanaya
- lilith takes an immediate shining to the sewing work that kanaya does. kanaya starts teaching her and she’s so thrilled until lilith immediately asks her to make her and spiders cosplay for the next anime convention
- whenever spiders can’t sleep vriska tells her “stories” but she makes them all about herself + tells them in the first person and pretends it really happened to her. spiders spends many years believing these stories until one day she asks terezi about “the time mom fled from two troll cops and one human cop while riding two motorcycles at once” and terezi just takes off her glasses and holds her face in her hands
- davekat has a kid too. they’re around. the first swear spiders ever said was because vriska gave her $5 to say “fuck you karkat” to his face and she actually did. terezi grounded both of them. dave and lilith get along pretty well though
- roxy callie and jade are all like Cool Aunts to lilith (and spiders too by proxy) and teach them all sorts of neat things, like how to shoot a gun and clean out an NES cartridge

I COULD TALK ALL DAY BOUT THIS BUT ANYWAYS…. ITS GOOD…. ITS VERY WHOLESOME AND SWEET and i’m soft and gay so i love it……

truly the adorable nonsensical “your otp has kids” AU femslash fans (read: probably just me) have been waiting for

Change of Heart - Draco Malfoy One Shot (Requested by Anon)

Originally posted by maisiewillaim

Request(s) - Can i please have an imagine where Y/N is struggling in potions and cant do it and therefore the smarter kids take the mick. Then Draco sticks up for Y/N and offers to help her make the potion and stays after class to help her do it. Thank you!!

Can you write a draco imagine where y/n is a ravenclaw and a bookworm/nerd and wears glasses and stuff and the Slytherins knock her books out of her hands and draco helps and fluff and yay feels

A/N - i combined these two to make it more fun and since they sounded similar, hope you don’t mind!

Your P.O.V

“Got it?” Snape asked the class.

“Got it.” They said back.

“Not.” I whispered to myself, clearly frustrated. I walked out of the classroom and made my way to lunch, my textbooks in my hand. The textbooks were basically useless to me now.

Another. Day. Where. I. Don’t. Get. Shit. In. Potions. I mean, I know the curriculum for sixth years would be hard, but I didn’t even dare to imagine the extremity of this!

I was a complete nerd over the rest of the subjects I learned at Hogwarts. Divination? Got an A in that. Charms? Half the class hates me because I ace every single examination. Transfiguration? Girl, please. I basically teach that class when Professor McGonagall isn’t there.

It was just something about Potions that caught me so off guard. The endless surplus of ingredients confused me along with the sometimes numerous amount of step by step instructions that I didn’t even understand half the time.

“Four eyes!” Crabbe called after me. I rolled my eyes and continued to walk into the corridor, clearly not in the mood for his antics.

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  • <p> <b>Mom:</b> From now on you'll be sleeping by 9 PM<p/><b>Me:</b> WHAAAAAAAATTTTT??????<p/><b>Mom:</b> Internet's bad for ur eyes 😠😠<p/><b>Me:</b> Im already wearing glasses. IM READY TO GET BLIND IF IT MEANS ILL BE THERE TO SUPPORT BANGTAN!<p/><b>Also me:</b> Nah just kidding. I shall abide with ur laws. Mothers knowss besttt<p/></p>

anonymous asked:

the person i think of is my girlfriend ! she lives a couple states away but shes completely worth the distance she has brown hair and blue eyes and she wears glasses and shes so smart and funny and caring and i love her more than anything and i cant wait to see her over spring break !!

Thats so sweet:)
-Megan

anonymous asked:

so at school i cant be talking to a guy without someone saying "You have a boyfriend?" I talk to more than just one boy,maybe five? so a girl saw me talking to a group of guys after they left to play sports(i wear glasses and have a fear of getting slammed in the face with a ball-) the girl told me "Why are you such a slut,talking to other guys?" you dont know how much of my strength i had to use to not swear her out and i had to just say positive things in my mind to calm down. but yeah life

That fuckin sucks. I used to ONLY hang out with guys. People didn’t really make fun of me cause they didn’t care? And then I met my 3 best friends (that are all girls) So yeah. I have male and female friends. Mostly female now tho for reasons such as the fact that lots of guys I thought I could trust started being really sexist and ahfsdbgbghbg.

Omg tho…AU where Star was stolen by Toffee as a baby like in Rapunzel but he’s a chill dad besides being like “No..you cant go into the towns. They’re too dangerous.”

She also wears like tailored suits all the time omg..that’s all she has. Of course they’re all cute and glittery tho

One day she goes “I want a friend! Someone that’s actually my age!” and Toffees like “Oh…ok….” and just surprises her w/ Marco omg…he just took him from Earth and put him in that big glass cube thing. He’s like “Here’s your new friend!”

“…. My new friend looks like he’s about to pass out.”

“Yes because he’s so excited to meet u sweetie :)”

Marcos just like “AAAAA WHAT IS HAPPENING!?!”

And also:

Star: Dad…am I adopted??
Toffee: *is still a lizardman* WHO TOLD YOU? :(

human gem headcanons
  • amethyst has lots of acne scars (she cant help but pick at her acne)
  • amethyst has lots of rly cute stretch marks!!!
  • amethyst prolly likes skateboarding lmao
  • garnet has stretch marks on her hips and inner thighs
  • garnet has lots of cool sunglasses she likes to wear out
  • pearl has an aquiline nose
  • pearl has ocd (this is pretty much canon but yknow)
  • peridot has a widows peak (bc of her gem shape and placement)
  • peridot wears oversized glasses and really hates when people ask to try them on
  • peridot has a prosthetic leg

i might add onto this later but this is all i can remember rn!!!

alright sasusakus other than that you have “canon” what else do you have? I’ll answer that for you
- sasuke never kissed sakura
- sasuke hasnt seen his family for 12 years
- sasuke doesnt know the face of his own daughter and almost killed her
- while he is sending birds to naruto, he cant even send something for his family
- sakura chased sasuke. WHILE PREGNANT, APPARENTLY.
- sakura doesnt remember if sasuke wore glasses. i remember sasuke doesnt wear glasses.
- sakura plasters the uchiha symbol everywhere but does she knows anything about the uchiha massacre?
- sakura got angry when her own daughter rightfully questioned her relationship with sasuke.

this the canon that you won. im happy for you for having this “canon”. i hope you enjoy it.