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pleaaseee can i have some elorcan werewolf canons please please also cant wait for your next update!!!

  • Elide sees Lorcan’s wolf for the first time at midnight as she stargazes in her backyard. Spotting the large midnight dark wolf, she whispers fluffy. Fluffy goes onto his hind legs and holds his paws out, a whine escaping his maw, demanding to be pet. Elide indulges him, and Lorcan’s wolf licks Elide’s leg while she scratches him behind his ears. Later, Elide buys Lorcan a collar for his birthday that’s pink and says “fluffy” on it. On certain days when he’s feeling it, Lorcan prances around in his wolf form to show who owns him, proudly. Only Elide’s allowed to see it, though. He’s still got an reputation to maintain. 
  • Elide tames the big bad wolf. He’s a ruthless predator, and can take down bears and mountain lions at the same time. Cunning, sly, and powerful, he’s the ideal epitome of the Alpha. The first time he sees Elide, he rolls into the river, trying to wash the blood off his coat, not wanting a monster to be her first impression. He doesn’t expect the water to be cold, so he jumps out, and his mate’s first words to him are you drowned rat. He bows his head and shamelessly and fruitlessly tries to clean his coat, and eventually Elide strokes him to help, and he loses it right then and there, his tongue lolling out and he pants so hard Elide thinks he’s having a seizure.
  • After Lorcan’s been courting Elide, trying to swoon her over into the final stage of the mating process, she catches Essar and Lorcan chatting in her own backyard where she met Lorcan. Essar’s hand touches Lorcan’s cheek, telling him goodbye, but Elide doesn’t hear that, and stalks out of her own house, and into a bar. After Essar leaves, Lorcan searches wildly for his mate, tearing the house apart, and tracks her scent to the bar. Seeing the other unmates males pawing at his mate, he roars and carries Elide back to their house bridal style. Elide’s pouting and has other males’ scents on her, so Lorcan, quite shamefully, turns to drinking. While Elide’s moving her stuff out of Lorcan’s room, she finds Lorcan clutching the pink collar to his chest. His eyes flutter open and he slurs out, asking if they’re dating, and if she’s single, if she’ll have him. Elide merely gives him water.
  • Lorcan doesn’t have hangovers, much to everyone’s dismay. He takes Elide to the woods for a picnic and asks her to be his girlfriend again from the start, and after he shifts into his midnight wolf, licking her and rubbing his fur against her body, she finally says yes. His wolf yips out and flops himself next to her, and Elide shifts into her white wolf. Two animals lying next to each other in the Sun, and Lorcan’s wolf lightly bites Elide’s tail, eyes holding raw playfulness. Next thing you know they’re shooting through the woods, Elide a bullet, Lorcan attempting to nip Elide’s paws. Elide races forward, stumbling into a river, cold water causing her body to shake. Lorcan’s wolf licks her pelt dry and covers her shivering body with his, licking behind her own ears, just as she used to scratch him behind his own ears. He’s so absorb with his mate’s scent that his cock twitches, especially awkward as he’s on top of Elide, who freezes. Lorcan jumps into the river for his own douse of cold water. 
  • They’re stargazing in the backyard, Elide pissing in the spot where Essar last sat. Lorcan merely nips Elide’s tail, and they sit at the fringes, blanketed in the darkness. Lorcan thinks he’s never seen anything so beautiful under the moon, and staring at the white wolf, he knows that he belongs to her. Elide feels her mate’s gaze, and turns her head, seeing his doting looks. Her wolf quickly looks away, while Lorcan’s wolf yips, and the next thing she knows, her wolf’s belly is exposed and Lorcan’s rubbing his maw across from her. Elide relaxes into her mate’s affections, and listen to his beast rumble of all the adventures of successfully killing bears and mountain lions, knowing its his male behavior trying to impress the female. 
  • It takes nearly a year for Elide to convince Lorcan to join him on a hunt. When she kills her first bear, wearing out her prey for what seemed an eternity, her mate cries, and licks away her wounds, howling to the wind that this female is his and how he’s underestimated her. Elide merely shakes her head, and asks a favor from Lorcan, who agrees on the spot. The next day, Lorcan proudly hands Elide a skinned bear blanket with leather on the other side, a sign that she’s not the damsel in distress and not unworthy of the predator. Her wolf rolls around in the blanket and cocoons in it so her head pokes out, and Lorcan’s wolf strides over, and licks her face affectionately, showering her with kisses. 
  • When Elide goes in heat, Lorcan pleads for someone, anyone, to cut off his cock, which literally screams for Elide. He ends of locking himself with silver chains in the basement for prisoners so he won’t unwillingly take his mate. Elide finds him and frees him, much to his protest, saying he doesn’t want him to chain herself up like she was chained, all because of her, and Lorcan’s too immobilized to move, his cock straining for her. The pain’s so unbearable he shifts into wolf form, and growls lowly at his mate to leave, but Elide sits stubbornly on the cell floor, also in pain from the heat, and shifts, and both relinquish control to their wolves, who tackle one another, teeth snapping. With the last shred of his control, Lorcan licks the scruff of Elide’s neck and carries her to the backyard’s fringes, where they shift under the fading moon, where Lorcan claims Elide and they complete the mating process, tearing at each other as their inner animals howl in synchrony. 
  • Bonus: Elide and Lorcan have just finished their hunt and shift into their human forms. Elide screams, seeing a large spider on Lorcan’s ass. Lorcan just cheekily grins while Elide demands Lorcan smack it. Being the total muscle master, Lorcan flexes his ass cheeks and the spider falls off, because yes, he does have an ass, while Elide simultaneously swallows and reaches forward to smack the spide, but misses, ending up spanking Lorcan harshly, who’s wearing the pink fluffy collar. 

Hope that suffices ~ may add more later.

BTS Newark Concert Day 1

Heyo! So even though I am the only one with a Thursday ticket…all three of us will be around because we want to buy merch!
Meeting place? Ha.ha. Well wing it. Probably post a picture of where we at and for ga peeps yall will most likely have the wrist bands and stuff you can come meet us yo.
So well be there around 2pmish…yeah…ish..
We didnt have time to look around pru (Smutty really wantedd to go to New York)
So yeah…so in fashion of how we do everything on this blog, LETS WING IT!
Cant wait to see yall!!!
-Admin Kook

P.S. deets for friday shall be posted by someone tomorrow

i specifically logged in just to talk about this refrigerator i saw at sears the other week that has WIFI LIKE BOY THE FRIDGE WAS RUNNING A WHOLE OPERATING SYSTEM YOU COULD SEE WHATS IN YOUR FRIDGE W/O EVEN OPENING THE DOOR BOY I WAS SCREAMING THATS THE MOST HEADASS EXTRA THING EVER JUST OPEN THE DOOR FAM THE FRIDGE WAS LIKE $4000 TOO I CANT WAIT UNTIL IM RICH SO I CAN START BUYING DUMB SHIT LIKE THAT OMGGGG

I cant wait until all games are like FE Fates 

Buying one copy of Mass Effect 6 Paragon Edition will only let you play paragon, they’ll still show you the renegade options but greyed out, and when you attempt to click it it will show you a message ‘Option only available in Mass Effect Renegade Edition ($49.99 USD)

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@sexgenius I love them soooooo much!cant wait for my studio pouch and stickers!!!i saw ur new products and would definitely buy them! good quality as well as the paint😭 thank u for drawing that and am excited to tear😭😭😭

honestly… yesterday i got some (expensive ass) breab from the local baker n i was expecting it to be Good Soft Buttery and Crumchy like that Ukrainian breab i had at home (which also costed Nothing) and i got some Hard Ass Crusty Ass Disgusting Loaf… Im typing this out cuz im Yet Again met with the awful realities of Western European Cuisine…

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PART 1/??

College AU: botany student naru and gaara + literature student sasu

aaadsajhdgshagdas thanks for sharing your AU HCs @ananasomania  you are awesome and it’s a promise i will draw gaara + cacti on part 2!! (part 1 where he convinces naru to buy another cacti lmaoo)

When you're feeling cold
  • Eisuke: "Wait." *buys u a jacket instead of giving his*
  • Soryu: "WAIT." *threatens to shoot the man in charge of airconditioning*
  • Baba: *is the jacket*
  • Ota: "lol, the cold shouldn't bother a koro. be strong. make like elsa."
  • Mamoru: "???? bUT I CANT CONTROL THE WEATHER???"
  • Luke: "i could warm your collarbones up like just the collarbones"
  • Kagami: *on the phone* Hello?
  • Aomine: Hey, what's up?
  • Kagami: You up for a game in the court? Kuroko and Kise would be there.
  • Aomine: Uh, I can't. I'm buying clothes.
  • Kagami: Alright, hurry up. We'll wait for you.
  • Aomine: I can't find them.
  • Kagami: What do you mean you can't find them?
  • Aomine: I can't find them. There's only soup.
  • Kagami: What do you mean there's only soup?
  • Aomine: It means there's only soup.
  • Kagami: THEN GET OUT OF THE SOUP AISLE!
  • Aomine: Alright, you don't have to shout at me!
  • Aomine: *goes to the next aisle*
  • Aomine: There's more soup!
  • Kagami: What do you mean there's more soup?!
  • Aomine: It's just more soup.
  • Kagami: Go to the next aisle!
  • Aomine: There's still soup!
  • Kagami: WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?!
  • Aomine: I'm at soup!
  • Kagami: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE AT SOUP?!
  • Aomine: I mean I'm at soup!
  • Kagami: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!
  • Aomine: I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!
  • Kagami: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
  • Aomine: FUCK YOU!

Alex knows Kara had a long day (week, month… year) so she decides to go to her appartment and cook a big dinner for her. She texts her to let her know and starts cooking when theres a knock on the door. When she opens it she finds Lena

Lena: Oh, I… I was looking for Kara

Alex: She is not here, but she should be home soon

Lena, biting her lip: Do you mind if I wait here? I need too talk to her, Its really important

Alex lets her in seeing how nervous Lena is and continues cooking. Half way throu it (and no small talk at all, none of them are up for it) she finds out she needs to go buy something. She tells Lena she will be right back (Kara should have another half an hour on the office) and goes shopping

A couple of minutes later Lena hears the door opening. She supposed its Alex and stand up to tell her she is leaving (She cant tell Kara her feellings) and goes to the hall only to find a floating kara. No, a floating half kara, half supergirl taking her shoes out, dropping them next to the shirt she just took off (letting the top of the supergirl suit out).

Kara, hearing someone’s steps starts flying to who she supposed its her sister while she takes her other shoe off (She really needs to take her supergirl suit off and put her pijamas on): Alex, the food smells really

Her words cut when she sees a stuned Lena on the door to the living room

Kara: This is not what it looks like!

Lena, blinks a couple of times: Im seeing a half kara, half supergirl floating in a living room

Kara: Oh, well, it is what it looks like

None of them move for a minute, and when Alex comes back she finds them looking at each other

Alex: Should i come back later? or… tomorrow? 

Noone answers her, but she sees Lena getting closer to Kara, and kara getting closer to Lena, so she takes that as a yes and leaves them to it

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ITS ALL ABOUT NAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!! YAYYYYYYYAYYYYYYY

BY LUFFY


FOR gol-d-drake, mikan-neko AND agent-texass