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anonymous asked:

I'm sure you've already been inboxed about this but please the With an Accent full 6 minute interview with Cole and Lili is up on YouTube: "Cole Sprouse & Lili Reinhart talk Riverdale and Bughead at WonderCon 2017." It's really cute but honestly in those first 3 min. that we hadn't seen before, you can see (once again!) how quietly/modestly yet truly intelligent Lili is. I adore this woman. Hollywood, do not sleep on her or underestimate her ability to answer challenging questions.

Omg no you are the first one my dude!!!! The round table interview where everyone got convinced they are dating! 

“ITS FLATTERING” and that look at Lili, Cole don’t kill me. I am so so so happy that they know exactly how big our Bughead fam is! And that they are so happy about that fact. They honestly are such a TEAM, look at how Cole plays out what Lili is saying, they are just there together! 

I love seeing the interview before the last part that we’ve already seen, cos you can really see live how theyre getting closer and closer and getting up arm to arm. 

LOLOLOL when Cole says “as they often are” (not with any intention to make her look stupid btw) after Lili explained that the next mystery would begin in the finale of season 1, she literally could kill him with that look, such an annoyed girlfriend behaviour Im dyyying.

And yes, Lili truly is so calm, collected and clever. Always so well spoken and thinks before she talks. I cant wait to see more of her throughout the years! 

does anyone ever like put into perspective that lots of funny things men do/say in comedy would not be perceived as equally funny if it were a woman?? like obviously not all the time but why is it funny to see straight men showing like idk weakness or vulnerability or tears? and not when women have traditionally masculine traits? idk its all weird and i could have this so wrong but i just feel like its easier for men to seem funny?? sometimes i pull back on saying something i think would be clever because it just wouldn’t seem right coming from a girl? can anyone relate???? idk theres so many different types of humour i cant categorise or compare. also i want to emphasise this isn’t the case all the time but it definitely feels like a thing

College comes and goes, and by the end Stiles decides he’s seen it all. Which is, of course, the moment something new happens. He gets a fanclub. Sort of. He’s made a name for himself, and basically the entire supernatural world wants to marry him. 

At first, it’s pretty great. He sleeps with a succubus – tiring, but as a one-time deal, pretty damn great. He dates a vampire for a couple weeks – and fine, he may have a neck fetish himself, but even he has limits, okay. He’s courted by a merman – god knows how they expected that to work out because Stiles needs sex, like, seriously, he needs it. But not with fish genitals. Later, he goes pretty steady with a Seelie fairy for a few months, but then one of the Unseelie tries to seduce him (and fails, too! Come on, Shay!) and things get messy. 

So he finds himself at Peter’s. “I need you to pretend to be my boyfriend,” he says as a greeting. 

Peter sighs, used to Stiles’ antics by now, and lets him in. They learned to tolerate each other sometime around Stiles’ freshman year of college, and after discovering how awesome they are working together, they’ve gotten to the point where Stiles frequently hides himself at Peter’s apartment. Out of the pack, Peter’s the best at scaring off Stiles’ suitors. Mostly because he might actually kill them. He mauled a handsy wizard once. It was pretty great. 

“I don’t know if that will be enough, Stiles,” Peter says, grabbing two beers. He hands one to Stiles and sits gracefully on the couch. Stiles flops down long-ways on the couch and slings his feet onto Peter’s lap. “I think it would keep more of your lovers away if you married me instead.”

Stiles narrows his eyes at him. There’s a gleam in Peter’s gaze Stiles hasn’t seen in a while. He thinks he might be being teased. “No, dating’s fine.” 

Peter hums in contemplation. “Dating. It’s been a while. I could give it a shot.” He turns a smirk on Stiles. “If there’s benefits.”

Stiles swallows. “Benefits?”

Peter gives him a look. “I know how many people you’ve fucked, Stiles. Don’t play coy.”

Stiles shrugs, settling back into the arm of the couch. “Sure, fine, but why even bother with benefits? All those sleek, ‘debonair’ one night stands you’ve had - it’s easy to tell I’m not your type.”

Peter looks at him like he’s crazy. “I hit on you constantly, Stiles. You know this. You’ve scolded me for it.”

Heat floods Stiles’ cheeks. “I thought you were just being…” He waves his hands at Peter. “Being you! I thought you were teasing, you know, trying to be a creep and throw me off balance. It’s our thing.” It’s their thing. God. It’s their thing. His and Peter’s thing. Their thing. “Oh my God,” Stiles realizes. “You flirt with me all the time.”

Peter looks up at the ceiling like it has all the answers. Ten bucks says it doesn’t. “Stiles, you’re one of the smartest people I know.” He makes eye contact, and there are smile lines around the edges of his eyes. “You’re also the most willfully oblivious.”

Stiles blinks, heat rising in his gut. Because if Peter’s saying what Stiles thinks he’s saying –Peter, who’s clever and rude and so damn smart and so damn hot and secretly almost as loyal as Stiles and not quite as psychotically murderous as he used to be and just as in love with Star Wars as Stiles is because he’s also secretly a big dork and a history buff – if he’s saying what Stiles thinks he’s saying, Stiles, well…. Stiles doesn’t know what he’ll do. “You’re not kidding, are you? Because I swear to God, if you’re kidding–”

In a burst of movement, Peter boxes Stiles in, looming over him with Stiles’s thighs between Peter’s knees. Peter braces one hand on the arm of the couch by Stiles’ head, and with the other he grabs Stiles by the back of his neck, turning Stiles into a limp noodle. 

Damnit, Stiles thinks. Peter knows exactly what that does to him.

“I don’t kid, Stiles,” Peter murmurs. “You know that.” He tangles his hands in Stiles’ hair and pulls him into a harsh kiss until Stiles nips at his lips and pulls away, breathing hard. 

Stiles grinds up against Peter and grins. “So this means you wanna skip the fake-dating and go straight to the real dating, right?” 

Peter stares down at Stiles for a long moment. He asks, haltingly, “Were you planning to persuade me to date you by getting me to… fake-date you?”

Stiles smirks and cants his hips. “I have a lot of moves, you know. You would’ve been so seduced.”

Peter chuckles despite himself. “Clever idiot.” He slips his hands under Stiles’ shirt and digs his fingers into Stiles’ skin. Leaning in, he says, “I hope you have time on your hands, because you’re not leaving any time soon.”

Stiles beams and pulls him down for a kiss. 

bucky-barnes-af  asked:

My friend doesn't believe me when I tell her that 1D's twitters are ran by their management team before they're allowed to tweet it. Do you have a tag explaining the twitters by chance?

hi love! We had a dozen times when they TWEETED while they were on STAGE LIVE or asleep. 

Here is a few words from someone who is a PR expert:

  1. http://tellmethisisnotlove.tumblr.com/post/105886342799/did-gba-said-anything-about-louis-or-liam-on
  2. http://tellmethisisnotlove.tumblr.com/post/102477708274/and-the-fact-that-they-try-to-say-theyre

SOME FAILS I COLLECTED:

MASTERPOST ABOUT SUSPICIOUS TWITTER ACTIVITY

  1. http://tellmethisisnotlove.tumblr.com/post/86716600934/fckngsick-amazing-louis-can-tweet-while-hes-on
  2. http://tellmethisisnotlove.tumblr.com/post/87204189429/larryandstiles-ill-stop-bitching-about
  3. http://tellmethisisnotlove.tumblr.com/post/92257668444/larrysinlove-bromanceshmomance-x-so-modest
  4. http://tellmethisisnotlove.tumblr.com/post/93584011189/theboyfriendstagram-ittybird-louis-just

2014 aug Zayn vs 1D twitter account:

  1. http://stylesforstiles.tumblr.com/post/94497273116/when-you-try-and-dont-succeed
  2. http://tellmethisisnotlove.tumblr.com/post/94503286424/itscityzen-onedirection-onedirection
  3. http://tellmethisisnotlove.tumblr.com/post/94503576204/bromanceshmomance-hsoneandonly-replied-to-your

Now the list continues:

  1. http://tellmethisisnotlove.tumblr.com/post/94980618039/verily-i-say-jessiefoster-yap
  2. http://tellmethisisnotlove.tumblr.com/post/96783115704/worshippedlove-screenshot-stolen-from
  3. http://tellmethisisnotlove.tumblr.com/post/98210758394/larrytweets-thanks-for-confirming-it-wasnt
  4. http://tellmethisisnotlove.tumblr.com/post/98213250089/happilystrong78-thank-you-twitter-ads-what
  5. http://tellmethisisnotlove.tumblr.com/post/99585338999/srslycris-i-think-its-clever-for-louis-to-make
  6. http://tellmethisisnotlove.tumblr.com/post/100752622389/worshippedlove-cant-believe-they-still-put
  7. http://tellmethisisnotlove.tumblr.com/post/100776532429/worshippedlove-would-you-look-at-that-what-a
  8. http://tellmethisisnotlove.tumblr.com/post/101279465754/anchoredlou-xx
  9. http://tellmethisisnotlove.tumblr.com/post/102870192089/nialls-super-power-tweeting-while-interviewed

LITTLE MIX EXAMPLE: http://tellmethisisnotlove.tumblr.com/post/122192917214/vansandburberry-why-are-they-like-thisthey

http://tellmethisisnotlove.tumblr.com/post/138905311384/srslycris-worshippedlove-both-iphones

I am sure there are more, and many in the masterpost I linked.

Watch on thatmomentwhensuperwholock.tumblr.com

That Moment When… You have the transcript and basically “Talk” with The Doctor.

-Transcript-

S- The doctor.
L- Who’s the doctor?
S- He’s the doctor.
D- [0:13] Yep that’s me.
S- ‘Kay that was scary.
L- No, it sounds like he’s replying but he always says that.
D-[0:19] Yes I do.
L-And that.
D- [0:21] Yep and this!
S- He can hear us! Oh my god you can really hear us!
L- Of course he can’t hear us! Look. I got a transcript, see? Everything he says. “Yep that’s me, yes I do, yep and this, next this, are you gonna read out the whole thing?
D- [0:37]Are you gonna read out the whole thing? (Together)
L- Sorry.
S- Who are you?
D- [0:41] I’m a time traveler, or I was, I’m stuck in 1969.
M- We’re stuck! All of space and time he promised me, now I got a job in a shop, I have to support him!
D-Martha!
M- Sorry.
S- I’ve seen this bit before.
D- [0:55] Quite possibly.
S- 1969, that’s where you’re talking from?
D- [0:59] 'Fraid so.
S- But you’re replying to me! You cant know what I’m gonna say 40 years before I say it!
D- [1:05] 38.
L- I’m getting this down, I’m writing in your bits.
S-How! How is this possible? Tell me.
L- Not so fast!
D-[1:13] People don’t understand time its not what you think it is.
S- Then what is it?
D- [1:19] Complicated.
S- Tell me.
D- [1:22] Very complicated
S- I’m clever and I’m listening and don’t patronize me because people have died and I’m not happy, tell me!
D- [1:28] People assume that time is a straight progression of cause to effect but actually from a non-linear non-subjected viewpoint it’s more like a ball of wibbly-wobbly timey whimey. …stuff.
S- Yeah I’ve seen this bit before. You said that sentence got away from you.
D- [1:43] It got away from me, yeah.
S- Next you’re gonna say is "Well I can hear you.”
D- [1:48] Well I can hear you.
S- This is impossible!
L- No its brilliant!
D- [1:52] Well not hear you exactly but I know everything you’re gonna say.
L- Always gave me the shivers that bit.
S- How can you know what I’m gonna say?
D-[2:00] Look to your left.
L- What does he mean by “look to your left”? I’ve written tons about that on the forum. I think it’s a political statement!
S- He means you! What are you doing?
L- I’m writing in your bits, that way I gotta a complete transcript! What till this hits the net! This will explode the Egg Forums!
D-[2:19] I’ve got a copy of the finished transcript its on my autocue.
S- How can you have a copy of the finished transcript? It’s still being written!
D- [2:25] I told you I’m a time traveler I got it in the future.
S- Ok let me get my head around this. You’re reading aloud from a transcript of a conversion you’re still having?
D- [2:22] Wibbly wobbly timey whimey.
S- Never mind that, you can do short hand?
L- So?
D- [2:41] What matters is we can communicate, we’ve got big problems now. They have taken the blue box haven’t they? The angels have the phone box?
L- “The angels have the phone box” that’s my favorite. I’ve got that on a t-shirt.
S- What do you mean angels? You mean those statues things?
D- [2:55] Creature from another world.
S- But they’re just statues!
D- [2:59] Only when you see them.
S- What does that mean?
D- [3:02] The lonely assassins they used to be called. No one quite knows where they came from but they’re as old as the universe or very nearly and they have survived this long because they have the most perfect defense system ever evolved. They are quantum locked. They don’t exist when they’re being observed. The moment they are seen by any other living creature they freeze into rock. No choice, it’s a fact of their biology. In the sight of any living thing they literally turn to stone, and you cant kill a stone. 'Course, a stone cant kill you either but then you turn your head away, then you blink and oh yes it can.
S- Dont take your eyes off that.
D- [3:37] That’s why they cover their eyes. They’re not weeping, they cant risk looking at each other. They’re greatest asset is they’re greatest curse. They can never be seen. Loneliest creatures in the universe. And I’m sorry, I’m very, very sorry its up to you now.
S- What am I supposed to do?
D- [3:56] The blue box, that’s my time machine. There’s a world of time energy in there they could feast on forever but the damage they could do could switch off the sun. You have got to send it back to me.
S- How? …HOW?!
D- [4:10] And that’s it I’m afraid, there’s no more from you on the transcript, that’s the last I’ve got. I don’t know what stopped you talking but I can guess. They’re coming. The angels are coming for you but listen; your life could depend on this. Don’t blink, don’t even blink! Blink and you’re dead. They’re fast, faster than you can believe. Don’t turn your back, don’t look away, and don’t blink! Good Luck.