i cant take my eyes off this shit

anonymous asked:

excuse me?? now i need details on that first kiss in the au because first kisses are my weakness. mine sucked. your hcs are amazing!!!

jfkfk thank u!!! okay so,,, it happens on a casual day when theyre hanging out in isaks flat..theyre sitting on the bed, talking, listening to music and just having fun and isak isnt THAT nervous around him anymore. then isak is being all grumpy about an essay he has to do, and even doesnt answer so he looks at him and evens all serious and isaks like “….what?” and even furrows his eyebrows with a smile, “you hear that?” and isak listens closely and oh. the same song they danced to is playing and isak chuckles, “reminds me of your terrible dancing” and even raises one eyebrow “oh, so you WERE judging me” and isaks looking at him for a while then he goes, “,,,yeah i was bUT,” he adds before even could interrupt him, “it was hard not to stare, you just dont have the moves” and even opens hismouth dramatically and clutches his chest and then they laugh.then evens face gets serious and he bites his lip, “but, uh…it was hard not to stare for me too” and isaks like “i have better moves than you” and even chuckles, “sure you do,” then looks at the floor before he looks back up at him ,”but i wasnt talking about that.. just in, general.” and isak swallows ,”what do you mean” but he knows. or well, he has an idea. but he wants to hear it, he wants it to be real and not just in his head. and even rolls his eyes, “it means i would really love to kiss you right now” and well, fuck. isak wasnt expecting THAT and his breath hitches and he just stares. then theres fear on evens face, “shit, sorry i thought..i thought you might feel the same i-” “i would love that too” isak cuts him off and evens shoulders relax and then he’s leaning in, his fist on the bed to keep his body up while he leans over the books between them, and then he’s kissing isak, and its soft and the music is still playing and isak thinks its really cheesy but he doesnt care ,he’s kissing back ,the lyrics running through his head and when even pulls back (his arm almost gave up bc holy shit, he was kissing isak) isak blushes, “good song” and even laughs louder than he means to bc he’s nervous but excited, “good song.” he repeats and isaks pretty sure they just stare at each other for like 5 whole minutes but he just doesnt want to take his eyes off of even

i just watched hei briskeby’s video..

here is the things that i like 

  • ELIAS’ FACE COMING UP TO THE SCREEN WITH HEART EMOJIS AND KITTENS ✔️✔️ ✔️✔️
  • MIKAEL KISSING ADAM’S HAND ✔️✔️ ✔️✔️
  • MIKAEL TRYING TO LOOK AT ADAM’S ASK ✔️✔️ ✔️✔️
  • BOYS LAUGHING LIKE CRAZY ✔️✔️ ✔️✔️
  • YOUSEF SAYING “NUDES FOR NUDES” ✔️✔️ ✔️✔️
  • MUTASIM AND ADAM COMFORTING YOUSEF WHEN EVEN’S NAME MENTIONED✔️✔️ ✔️✔️
  • MIKAEL CUTTING THEM OFF, WHEN THE BOYS WERE ABOUT TALK ABOUT EVEN ✔️✔️ ✔️✔️
  • MIKAEL POSING FOR CAMERA ✔️✔️ ✔️✔️
  • MIKAEL ✔️✔️ ✔️✔️

things that i didn’t like..

  • VILDE FLIRTING WITH ELIAS AND BEING TOTALLY OK WITH THIS  ❌ ❌ ❌
  • THE BALLOON SQUAD’S FACE WHEN THEY HEARD EVEN’S NAME  ❌ ❌ ❌

  • ELIAS SAYING “FLAME EMOJI FLAME EMOJI” WHEN EVENS NAME MENTIONED❌ ❌ ❌

  • EMOJIS CIRCLING YOUSEF’S FACE ❌ ❌ ❌

  • MUTASIM AND ADAM TRYING TO COMFORT YOUSEF WHEN EVEN’S NAME MENTIONED  ❌ ❌ ❌

  • SHIT IS REALLY ABOUT TO GO DOWN AND I AM NOT READY FOR THIS  ❌ ❌ ❌

me: i hate when people wear glasses for The Look because i havent taken my glasses off since 2002 and i literally cant see at night because my retinas are so stretched out that the city light we have at night time just doesnt reflect in my eye correctly. people who do this dont understand how annoying glasses are and how much it sucks to take their glasses off and not be able to see jack shit. if my glasses break, im literally useless. these people get to use my blindness as an accessory and its really, really unfair.
harry: wears glasses presumably for The Look
me: BITCH YASSSSSS! FUCK! ME! UP, HONEY!!!!

Nina’s Fic Recs

Week 4 - Ok, so this is super, super late, (just under the gun, actually…) but I was actually a little busy today…. Aside from it being Dean Winchester’s birthday today, it was also my mom’s! That’s why I haven’t quite had the time to sit down at a computer and finish it up.  Anyways, here’s this week’s list!

She Was It by @impala-dreamer - Sam x Reader, fluff, romance. Sam Winchester is the absolute biggest romantic ever and my heart caN’T FREAKING TAKE IT

Sweater Weather by @writingbeautifulmen - Dean x Reader, fluff. Giving a girl your jacket is like, THE ultimate romantic move…. and then taking her to a hot spring to warm her up??? Like damn boy u got GAME - signed, sealed, delivered i am YOURS

A Tongue For Atonement by @scorpiongirl1 - Dean x Reader, slight angst, smut of epic proportions.  

Oh, OUCH. Dean’s harsh words at the beginning just hit me like a punch to the gut… and while I personally would have preferred to get the talking and verbal apologies out of the way first, I am most definitely NOT complaining about Dean’s idea of a more….physical apology. I’d like me some of that….

I’ll Do It by @impalaimagining - Sam x Reader, cotton-candy level fluff. Like the kind of fluff I lose time day-dreaming about… 

Oh fuck… ohfuckohfuckohfuck i can’t handle this i can’t THE FLUFF IS TOO GOOD MAYDAY MAYDAY

Lights Out by @daydreamingintheimpala - Dean x Reader, angst, smut, fluff, the whole smorgasbord. This is a wonderful series - Dean’s part of an underground boxing ring at college trying to win you over despite your obvious disdain for him and dislike of violent sports… Part of me loves the cheeky, cocky, confident Dean we all know and love, but I also love love LOVE when dean lets out his softer, more romantic side in efforts to woo his lady…That shit steals my heart every freaking time, man.

Reciprocation by @samsexualdeancurious - Sam x Reader, slight angst, fluff. This might be a little TMI, but I’m on my period and I can’t handle these “I love you’s” I’m literally crying this isNT FAIR YOU GUYS YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME

Can’t Take My Eyes Off Of You by @melonshino - Dean x Reader, Mermaid AU.

This is a really, really interesting take on an AU about mermaids - a lot of the basics are the same, but there’s a few differences. This is a series, and it looks to be incomplete for now, but definitely GO GIVE THIS A READ I need other people as sucked in as I am I can’t WAIT to find out what happens 

Originally posted by jadehydra

This Imagine by @teamfreewill-imagine - Sam x Reader, but Dean-centric. Fluffiest cutest fluff to ever fluff oh my god. That’s it. I’d done. Finished. Killed by the fluff. What a way to go. 

Welcome Home Baby by @samslittlespoon - Sam x Reader, smut. 

Well. That…. Happened.

ohmygodyouhavenoideaiamafuckingMESSRIGHTNOWYOUDONTEVENKNOW

The Babysitter by @revwinchester - Sam x Reader, fluff.  Ya know Sam…. if you reaaaaallly want me to be your wife, all ya had to do was ask….

Gold Star Membership by @winchester-with-wings - Sam x Reader, fluff n’ smut. 

Sam Winchester. Lion cubs. Do I have to say anymore?

you dont even know how much i love this its so adorably perfect and sexy and sam is so cute and theres cute baby animals and its basically everything i have ever wanted in this life wrapped up in a pretty bow thank you jesus

Where It Counts by @blushingsamgirl - Sam x Reader, smut. 

I am honestly so desperate for this man that I don’t think I’d stop long enough to be worried about little things like leg hair… Hi, my name is Nina, and I am slut for Sam Winchester 

She Is Love by @idreamofhazel - Sam x Reader, fluff, romance. 

This is it. The ultimate. This is the kind of love I would die for.  I honestly would love nothing more than to be there with Sam, every step of the way,  holding his hand when going gets tough and being a shoulder for him to lean on…. because Sam Winchester more than deserves someone like that in his life and I honestly cry because I know he’ll probably never get that.  Here’s hoping someone at least gets him a dog, goddammit. 

Hope everyone enjoys reading this week’s list!!!

Preference #23: Blow Jobs

Preference # 23 blowjobs

A/N: Dirty!! Smut warning!!  I hope you all enjoy!

Liam: I got down on my knees as he slowly palmed himself groaning my name. His low husky voice making me shiver “ you ready for my mouth Li?” i ask and smirk up at him licking my lips. i wanted him so bad
He pulls himself out of his tight calvin Klein boxers and strokes my cheek “Open up baby girl hmmm?” He hums out and i open my mouth instantly, licking the tip and slowly taking him into my mouth.
“good girl.. oh god baby” he murmurs as i take him deeper into my mouth, panting.
I reach down and touch myself taking some of my wetness and putting it on his hard length.
“You taste amazing baby boy” i look up into his dark brown eyes and keep sucking him, slowly getting him off, him cumming on my tongue and pulling me up onto the bed. his mouth going to work on my center, getting me off.

Niall: The boys had warned me about how kinky he could be, but i never expected to be in the bathroom of his childhood home, sucking his dick. His parents thought we were asleep, and Niall was in the shower, but Niall and I were getting a different kind of steam. I giggled as I pulled away from his cock, pumping him “We’re gonna get caught Nialler” I whisper and spit on his tip before sucking back down his length.
“Shh Princess you’re gonna get us caught if you keep talking” he murmurs and groans as i gag around him, my eyes watering . “hey hey breathe baby take it easy” this is what i loved about Niall, he was always sweet with me, no matter how kinky he was being.
I pull away and look up at him, “I love you Niall”
“ i love you too sweetie” he smiles and strokes your cheek, lovingly.

Louis: I was a virgin, and louis knew I wasn’t ready for sex. here we are making out on our sofa, I could feel him hardening under me “ Louis god…” i pull away and smirk at him “Really?”
he bites his lip “Im sorry love… ill go take care of it and be back quick ok?”
I stop him and push him back down on my sofa. “No.. ill take care of it” i whisper, nervous ill do something wrong.
“Are you sure Y/N? you don’t have too love” i nod and peck his lips, unbuttoning his pants.
After him showing me the ropes, I get to it, sucking him off, looking in his eyes, i moan on him, slowly becoming addicted to the taste of him in the back of my throat.
“Thats my girl.. fuck” he moves his hand to my hair as he comes inside me, moaning my name.
He pulls me up to kiss him, holding me close “Was it good?” i whisper, my voice low.
“Perfect baby.. just like you my love” i smile and cuddle into his chest. I loved this boy.

Harry:  He was romantic, and i knew it. here we had just made love and i was cuddling up to his chest. I noticed he was still hard and frowned “Did you not cum?” i ask and look into his eyes.
“No.. its ok though baby cant happen everytime i guess” he shrugs jerking himself off.
“ no no Haz cmere” i murmur and duck down into the sweaty sheets, taking him in my mouth quickly. I massaged his balls and groaned as he let out a throaty moan.
“shit Y/N…” he pants out and looks under the sheets. watching me get him off
“ Feels so good shit” he grunts and thrusts into my mouth, making me gag
“you close harry?” i smirk and look up at him “cum for me hazza” i take his tip in my mouth swirling my tongue around him as the cum fills my mouth.
“Thanks baby… fuck” he pulls me back up holding me close.

BTS - Taking a Family Picture
  • Jin: Alright, so today we're gonna take a family picture. You know what that means.
  • Jin: V.
  • V: Hm?
  • Jin: I know what you're planning to do
  • V: You have no control over me in this domain, manager hyung isn't here
  • Jin: What the fuck are you talking about
  • V: These images will represent my soul, my mind, and my body *starts taking off shirt*
  • J-Hope: Stop that rn
  • Jimin: I didn't even need to do it this time
  • Rapmon: Let's just take a normal photo okay.
  • V: YOU CANT TAME ME SOCIETY
  • Suga: Someone sedate him please
  • Jungkook: Jimin, let's be next to eachother
  • Jimin: R-really?
  • Jungkook: Yeah, I like you hyung
  • Jimin: *faints*
  • Suga: I don't care if ur dead, wake the fuck up and stand behind the backdrop
  • Cameraman: Are you guys ready?
  • Jin: Yes- wait Rapmon where are your pants!
  • Rapmon: Shit I lost them... *whispers* In ur eyes
  • Jin: Rapmon just put ur pants back on and yes we are ready.
  • Cameraman: alright. One, two, three. *takes picture*
  • J-Hope: Alright! Let's see it!
  • V: Wow it looks great
  • Jungkook: 10/10
  • Rapmon: I feel like it came out well
  • Suga: Wait a minute did Jin...?
  • Jimin: OH MY GOD HE SNEEZED! THAT'S THE BEST FUCKING THING EVER AND HE WANTED TO TAKE THE PICTURE SO BADLY
  • Suga: I'm not taking another one, I have to get to work
  • Jin: but guys.....
  • J-Hope: Yeah I gotta go
  • Jin: *cries eternally*
Dirty Laundry

Summery: Dean’s experiencing feelings towards you as of late, a laundry day and you in less clothes than normal give the perfect opportunity for Dean to express how he’s feeling.

Dean x Reader

Warnings: implied smut at the end! Swearing. Major make out scene! (at the end)

Word count: 2046


Dean wasn’t one to feel jealous, if he liked a girl he’d ask her out, if she rejected him, then some other dude could have better luck. No biggie. But this? This was a biggie.

Dean watched the man you were talking to carefully, eyes narrowed and grip tight on his knees. You both were on a case and had to talk to this man, Don Summers. Who knew Don Summers could have such game.

Stupid Don Summers.

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Every time I see that scene where the boys go advertise their swimming club at the festival, I notice the crowd’s faces when all the boys go up (we all did obv). now I know they’re all just getting progressively more unimpressed bc of the goofy display, but I don’t think that’s the only case

First up is Nagisa. Now, usually, this performance probably isn’t all that unusual for Nagisa. I’m sure the whole school knows this kid as what we’d call: the class clown. They’re all just shocked Nagisa–sweet little crazy Nagisa–is getting naked in front of the whole school. Wow. 

Then Haru goes up. Have you guys ever considered that maybe, besides them being like “wtf are these ppl doing”, they’re all surprised bc Haru’s probably known as the mysterious and attractive quiet guy, and suddenly he’s flying across the stage in a cartwheel and getting naked in front of the entire school? Yeah. Same.

aint nobody even impressed/surprised w rei. I’m sure the whole fucking school knows he’s a goddamn psycho w how loud he yells and w Nagisa glued to his hip as his 24/7 instigator???? Yeah. No one’s surprised.

“yo wtf is up w these bitches” “i don’t know but shit, i can’t take my eyes off those fuckin back muscles.” “yo man i think im gay”