Reasons to love Dragon Age Origins cast
You guys seemed to like the DAI one (for whatever reason)…
So heres more garbage below, if you feel like wasting your time :”)
– Thinks Blight is like a party
– Until it actually goes wrong
– Thinks of his mentor like a father
– HUG HIM
– (Actually you cant.)
– Wow game, you are an asshole
– Is really sweet and precious
– And a dork
– Stfu Alistair you know I´m right
– Just wants to be accepted and not made fun of
– Says the sweetest things and makes non single women compare their boys to him probably
– Compares you to a rose
– „Why cant he be real???“
– Bish, he is too good and innocent for this world
– Afraid of responsibility
– Like #relatable I get you man…
– Doesn´t want to be the king unless you tell him to „go for it boo“
– Loves dogs but would probably deny it.
– Much sarcasm
– Some of the smartest dialogue
– Can make you look stupid without putting effort into it.
– Could also kill you
– Changes into animals
– But her true form is still the best
– You probably like her outfit one way or the other
– (Cant believe hers is the only concept art that made it into the game…)
– Likes jewelry
– And deserves all of it.
– BECAUSE SHE´S A QUEEN.
– Makes fun of Alistair.
– And everyone else
– But you just can´t hate her
– Hates love
– Until you romance her
– Holy shit she´s great at it then.
– But the ending hurts.
– It´s okay, she´ll be back
– Protect her from her mom
– Ohhhh boi, here we go
– That accent
– It makes even the straightest people go gay for him
– Smooth as fuck and he knows it.
– Thinks he doesnt deserve to be loved
– Is actually a precious cinnamon roll
– „I feel terrible and I wish to cry. May I rest my head in your bossom“
– Sure why not.
– BUT WHY DOESNT HE ASK THE WARDEN FOR THIS
– What do you mean I´m playing as a guy. This guy has love to give for everybody
– Flirts with everyone, it´s great
– Ugh that accent is still great
– Actually the most loyal romance tbh
– And cares about you
– Like a lot.
– So much so that if you die, he doesnt love anyone again.
– Deserves all the happiness
– Wants to help
– Because she had a dream about the end of the world
– Thinks the god sent her to help you
– Actually believes it
– GASP „SHOES!“
– Likes your hair, even if you´re fukin bald
– And her voice is sweet too tho
– Asks about your current boyfriend/girlfriend
– Best sis you could ask for.
– Doesn´t wantto kill anyone
– Not even an assassin sent after her
– Or the person who sent them.
– DONT TELL HER TO.
– Doesnt want to be like her ex and wants to move on
– Loves you
– So so much
– PROTECT HER
– Doesn´t like you
– Or anyone
– Or anything
– Haha got you. He actually is the sweetest later on.
– Calls you „kadan“ how cute is that dude
– Tol but precious
– HE LIKES KITTENS AND FLOWERS
– Also took cookies from a boy because he didnt want him to get chubby
– Played „I spy“ with himself while waiting to either starve or get eaten
– Sad because he lost his sword
– „WHERE IS MY SWORD“
– He named it „Asala“ which means „soul“
– Has cute dialogue with your dog
– Literally so clueless but so smart you cant understand him if you tried
– Makes you sound dumb for asking questions
– „I should have stayed in that cage“
– So done with you.
– Holy fuck a dwarf
– Tough little badass
– Dont call him little though
– Could kill you
– So drunk
– Worst dwarf ever, it´s great.
– Actually the best cause his town is full of assholes
– Probably drunk all the time and if he stopped hed be like „how did I get here“
– Loves the surface tho
– „It´s sodding great. No one has any idea who you are or what you´re doing“
– Love him
– „That dog.
Sodding thing took my pants“
– Oghren, you´re wearing your pants
– „BUT THE DOG DOESNT KNOW THAT“
– Loves his wife even if she did bad things. And left him. And cheated on him. And went crazy.
– He´s too good. It´s sad
– But is still a smooth mofo with Felsi
– Let him be happy.
– Calls you an „it“
– How does this not insult me
– Has a „nickname“ for everyone
– Is a rock
– jk, is a golem
– Trolls everyone
– And hates squishy things
– And pigeons
– And anything that has feathers and wants to take a crap on her
– Gives no crap herself
– Actually genderless
– Don´t question it
– Too good for you
– Wears crystals into fights
– LIKE A BOSS
– Also has a boner for Sten
– You know it´s true
– Also makes you look stupid, its great
– Ayyy mama of the group
– Nah, she´s actually pretty cool
– And saves your sorry ass whenever you take her along, admit it
– Was a healer before it was cool.
– AND BACK WHEN HEALERS EXISTED IN THIS WORLD (I´m looking at you DAI)
– She´s too good, even Oghren and Zevran tried to go for it
– Scolds you about your relationship, but then later on totally ships it
– Asks Alistair if he knows where babies come from
– Like, Wynne why
– PRETTY DARN SASSY
– Could probably tell you anything about wine
– Is a dog
– Happy bark
– Disapproving whine
– Could tell Zathrian was a (semi) bad guy before we could
– Just wants to play
– But ok, am i the only one who is afraid to take him along sometimes?
– LIKE WHAT IF HE GETS HURT?
– MAMA WARDEN ISNT READY FOR THAT
– Actually makes Morrigan break her tsun act for a few moments
– Is a tsun himself kinda
– But loves you above all
– Protect him