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Reasons to love Dragon Age Origins cast

You guys seemed to like the DAI one (for whatever reason)…

Which is here: http://lumi-chann.tumblr.com/post/152579171906/reasons-to-love-dragon-age-inquisition-cast

So heres more garbage below, if you feel like wasting your time :”)


Alistair

– Thinks Blight is like a party

– Until it actually goes wrong

– Thinks of his mentor like a father

HUG HIM

– (Actually you cant.)

– Wow game, you are an asshole

– Is really sweet and precious

– And a dork

– Stfu Alistair you know I´m right

– Just wants to be accepted and not made fun of

– Says the sweetest things and makes non single women compare their boys to him probably

– Compares you to a rose

– „Why cant he be real???“

– Bish, he is too good and innocent for this world

– Afraid of responsibility

– Like #relatable I get you man…

– Doesn´t want to be the king unless you tell him to „go for it boo“

– Loves dogs but would probably deny it.


Morrigan

– Much sarcasm

– Some of the smartest dialogue

– Can make you look stupid without putting effort into it.

– Could also kill you

– Changes into animals

– But her true form is still the best

– You probably like her outfit one way or the other

– (Cant believe hers is the only concept art that made it into the game…)

– Likes jewelry

– And deserves all of it.

BECAUSE SHE´S A QUEEN.

– Makes fun of Alistair.

– And everyone else

– But you just can´t hate her

– Hates love

– Until you romance her

– Holy shit she´s great at it then.

– But the ending hurts.

– It´s okay, she´ll be back

– Protect her from her mom


Zevran

Ohhhh boi, here we go

– That accent

– It makes even the straightest people go gay for him

– Smooth as fuck and he knows it.

– Thinks he doesnt deserve to be loved

– Is actually a precious cinnamon roll

– „I feel terrible and I wish to cry. May I rest my head in your bossom“

– Sure why not.

BUT WHY DOESNT HE ASK THE WARDEN FOR THIS

– What do you mean I´m playing as a guy. This guy has love to give for everybody

– Flirts with everyone, it´s great

– Tattoos

– Ugh that accent is still great

– Actually the most loyal romance tbh

– And cares about you

– Like a lot.

– So much so that if you die, he doesnt love anyone again.

– Deserves all the happiness


Lelianna

– Wants to help

– Because she had a dream about the end of the world

– Thinks the god sent her to help you

– Actually believes it

GASP „SHOES!“

– Likes your hair, even if you´re fukin bald

– Sweetest

– And her voice is sweet too tho

– Asks about your current boyfriend/girlfriend

– Best sis you could ask for.

– Doesn´t wantto kill anyone

– Not even an assassin sent after her

– Or the person who sent them.

DONT TELL HER TO.

– Doesnt want to be like her ex and wants to move on

– Loves you

– So so much

PROTECT HER


Sten

– Doesn´t like you

– Or anyone

– Or anything

– Haha got you. He actually is the sweetest later on.

– Calls you „kadan“ how cute is that dude

– Tol but precious

HE LIKES KITTENS AND FLOWERS

– Also took cookies from a boy because he didnt want him to get chubby

– Played „I spy“ with himself while waiting to either starve or get eaten

– Sad because he lost his sword

– „WHERE IS MY SWORD“

– He named it „Asala“ which means „soul“

– Has cute dialogue with your dog

– Literally so clueless but so smart you cant understand him if you tried

– Makes you sound dumb for asking questions

– „I should have stayed in that cage“

– So done with you.


Oghren

– Holy fuck a dwarf

– Finally

– Tough little badass

– Dont call him little though

– Could kill you

– So drunk

– Worst dwarf ever, it´s great.

– Actually the best cause his town is full of assholes

– Probably drunk all the time and if he stopped hed be like „how did I get here“

– Loves the surface tho

– „It´s sodding great. No one has any idea who you are or what you´re doing“

– Love him

– „That dog. Sodding thing took my pants“
– Oghren, you´re wearing your pants

– „BUT THE DOG DOESNT KNOW THAT“

– Loves his wife even if she did bad things. And left him. And cheated on him. And went crazy.

– He´s too good. It´s sad

– But is still a smooth mofo with Felsi

– Let him be happy.


Shale

– Calls you an „it“

– How does this not insult me

– Has a „nickname“ for everyone

– Is a rock

– jk, is a golem

– Trolls everyone

– And hates squishy things

– And pigeons

– And anything that has feathers and wants to take a crap on her

– Gives no crap herself

– Actually genderless

– Don´t question it

– Too good for you

– Wears crystals into fights

– LIKE A BOSS

– Also has a boner for Sten

– You know it´s true

– Also makes you look stupid, its great


Wynne

– Ayyy mama of the group

– Nah, she´s actually pretty cool

– And saves your sorry ass whenever you take her along, admit it

– Was a healer before it was cool.

– AND BACK WHEN HEALERS EXISTED IN THIS WORLD (I´m looking at you DAI)

– She´s too good, even Oghren and Zevran tried to go for it

– Scolds you about your relationship, but then later on totally ships it

–  Asks Alistair if he knows where babies come from

– Like, Wynne why

PRETTY DARN SASSY

– Could probably tell you anything about wine


Dog

– Is a dog

Happy bark

Disapproving whine

– Could tell Zathrian was a (semi) bad guy before we could

– Just wants to play

– But ok, am i the only one who is afraid to take him along sometimes?

– LIKE WHAT IF HE GETS HURT?

– MAMA WARDEN ISNT READY FOR THAT

– Actually makes Morrigan break her tsun act for a few moments

– Is a tsun himself kinda

– But loves you above all

– Protect him


anonymous asked:

this may be a little weird but can you do a HC of how the RFA acts to a female MC who makes the funniest facial expressions when someone says something dumb and can be really shady sometimes?? LMAOO

aw man goofy is great- SFW

Yoosung-
-he’s always a goofball
-whenever MC makes the face he always goes back and restates what he said before
-he gets so angry when there’s nothing wrong with what he said
-”MC WHY I LITERALLY STATED THE FACTS”

Zen-
-he literally alway makes shit up
-MC keeps making this stUPID FUCKING FACE
-STOP YOU- YOU- YOU
-he still can never be mean to her
-she helps him improve his speaking to make it more concise and factual

Jaehee-
-the face™ never happens around her
-always factual and proper
-but when MC gets around others that say dumb things
-jaehee cant stop wheezing
-that expression

Jumin-
-same as jaehee
-never EVER speaks out of line
-brings MC to business meetings
-she calls the other peoples bluffs

Seven-
-he says the dumbest shit
-but he laughs so hard when MC makes the face
-he almost pissed himself one time
-tries to imitate the face but can’t

Saeran-
-he rarely speaks in large chunks anyway
-when he does it’s sweet things he says to MC
-when they go out or get around Saeyoung
-inside he’s dying of laughter
-outside he’s a stone wall
-when he gets home he lets it all out

V-
-hun
-h u n
-T H E B O Y I S B L I N D
-H E C A N T S E E H E R F A C E
-sorry

man oh man, working through these asks is really fun

Sad Girls Club Playlist ❥

I Feel YouRedHello BitchesAh YeahStressPippi ❤ Mamma Mia ❤ Heart AttackOh BoyLion HeartSomethingTwenty-threeRed LightIce Cream CakeOoh AahHot PinkHateFire AlarmCrazyLike A CatDumb Dumb ❤ Blacklist ❤ You Think PapiMiniskirt ❤ You’re The BestSting ❤  Someone Like U  ❤ Only You  ❤ Sugar Free ❤ Party ❤

chanhun
  • Sehun: Maaan I'm so cold I could really use a hug
  • Chanyeol: Why are you in my bed
  • Sehun: Your door was open so i just assumed you'd be down to snuggle
  • Chanyeol: I'm trying to sleep can you stop trying to massage my shoulders you're not very good at it
  • Sehun: FINE we can make out instead if you insist
  • Chanyeol: i dont want to make out i just want to sleep
  • Sehun: -snuggles into Chanyeol- okay baby i'll sing you a lullaby
  • Chanyeol: please dont you cant sing
  • Sehun: oops my shirt popped open how did that happen i should just take it off
  • Chanyeol: stop unbuttoning your shirt and go back to your own bed
  • Sehun: You can take yours off too I won't mind it's cool bro
  • Chanyeol: why are you doing this
  • Sehun: You make my heart flutter! You're my ideal type!
  • Chanyeol: I think your ideal type is just men in general
  • Sehun: That's so dumb! I have a type. Tall, handsome... sort of a fuckboy... wannabe rapper... buys me things...
  • Chanyeol: you hit on kai all the time and he's never bought you a damn thing
  • Sehun: Kai's body trumps all my other standards
  • Chanyeol: Yeah, I'd go gay for Kai
  • Sehun: What about for me?
  • Chanyeol: SEHUN LEAVE

anonymous asked:

you're such a goddess, but could you like shut the fuck up about veganism for like one second? we get it, meat is murder, etc. you're beautiful as fuck tho.

first of all, who are you to tell a goddess to dim her light. i am a goddess, i am a woman of intense intelligence god damnit! i wont ever limit myself and i wont ever stop doing what i love because someone incapable of understanding, doesn’t understand. i feel for you, only being able to value the surface of people. but heres some information for you, i am more than what you can physically see. i have thoughts i have emotions all buzzing throughout me and for you to tell me that is all invalid and only my “goddess” appearance is of value is absolutely the most dispicable quality you can conciously decide to share with the world. i would like you to think about how often a vegan sees exploitation of an animal daily. its everywhere you look, its apart of everything and it breaks my heart every day. but im supposed to keep all of that suppressed or else be a labeled crazy heaven forbid! so when i want to talk about my viewpoint and introduce research ive learned so other people can learn too you want me to stop? im here because i have a voice and i am not afraid to use it. i know whats right and dumbing myself down so i can remain ‘pretty’ in the eyes of someone who cant comprehend, would be the most wrong thing i could ever do. this was a very silly request to make and you definitely made it to the wrong person because i will continue to shine and continue to pursure my passion of compassion. its taken me my entire life to get where i am now, and i am completely passionate about being a vegan and making bomb ass vegan food. if you cant understand passion for whatever reason i send you guidance that one day you can. because this is my passion and what i love and i plan on spending my life pursuing this. thank you for reminding me to never give up on myself, and to always remain true to my passion and i hope one day you connect with your compassionate side and decide to go vegan also! and if you paid any attention you would know i speak and spread awareness of alot of different issues, maybe your issue with veganism is something that concerns you the most have you ever thought maybe theres a reason for that? i’ve learned what you judge in others is a reflection within yourself of something that you want to change. sending love and light

sherlock: aha now i have john back in the flat, i know he cant resist asking me dumb straight questions about irene ad-
john: *starts talking to his dead wifes ghost and crying*
sherlock: ok maybe i should just stop making plans

anonymous asked:

Vegans need to stop saying 'You cant love an animal and eat them too' Thats like saying you cant love a man and hate another because they're all the same, I can have an emotional attachment to a pet and not care about a chicken or a cow because thats how life works thats how life is, Its legal and its my choice. Respect what what you're doing but some things in your community make it look really really dumb

You can’t love animals and eat them too. It’s a fact. You can love SOME animals, but it’s just speciesism.

The fact is, not ALL animals are treated equally in the eyes of the human species, so you’re applying your emotive responses to being challenged.

Dogs are treated the same as other animals in certain countries, and people get outraged at that.

Did you know that pigs and cows are just as intelligent as dogs?

Basically comparing animals to men, or even the human race is a dumb comparison.

You don’t see males being dragged from women after being forcibly impregnated, or baby boys being thrown in to a grinder because they’re of no monetary value.

So fuck off.

Alright. I have to say something about this. Because now I’m just livid.

Anyone giving Carrie, Liz, or Sarah shit over this spoiler thing, or anyone sending them hate, really need to stop. Seriously. I understand that people want to know spoilers. I get it. But here is the awesome thing. YOU WILL SEE THE EPISODE IN A MONTH OR SO. YOU WILL. IT WILL AIR. AND THEN ALL THE SPOILERS WILL BE KNOWN. Some people have been acting so entitled to knowing what these ladies know, and it’s driving me nuts to see them being thrown under the bus over this. If you’ve never watched filming, you don’t get to act like they have to say everything. Sometimes it’s nice knowing things the fandom doesn’t, and sometimes you honest to god CANT say things. If you’re told not to, you’re not going to. Simple as that. When I went, Lana told us not to post pictures of her and guess what. We didn’t post pictures of her. These ladies were told to not post things. So guess what. They’re not going to.

I’m so sick of seeing 3 girls that I absolutely adore in this fandom, girls that absolutely deserved to have the amazing week they had, get shit on over this. It’s dumb. And it needs to stop. All they wanted to do was make everyone excited and I DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS BUT IM FUCKING PUMPED FOR THE FINALE NOW. Like, we don’t know what’s happening but we have ideas and IM STOKED. So let’s just let this whole thing go, and leave them alone, and STOP MAKING POSTS THROWING THEM UNDER THE BUS for something that wasn’t done maliciously. 

nct dream best friends au; chenle ver.

-THIS BOY IS THE CUTEST BEST FRIEND EVER

-he’s the most supportive best friend ever oh my gosh

-he’s like, your own personal cheerleader

-youre in a lot of clubs that include a lot of competition and shit

-and chen ALWAYS helps you practice

-like, youre in debate club and even tho he hates speaking and arguing, he’ll help you practice

-he also hates volleyball but he’ll play with you!!

-youre also extremely supportive omg

-you were there for ALL his shows w/ the dream team

-and like, chenle’s supportive but youre embarrassingly supportive

-chenle will go to all your events and praise you afterwards

-but

-you

-you dont do that

-whenever he comes to the front of the stage, you scream like youre being slaughtered

-you like going to his fanmeets and he’ll call you dumb and blush and tell you that you see him everyday

-the dream team loves you because you make chen so happy

-youre like, chen’s mom lmAO

-he’s the type to be really passive and let people trample over him but he has yOU TO FIGHT FOR HIM

-”y/n i can fight my own battles you know”

-”letting people use you isnt fighting your own battles”

-”ok u have ur type of fighting i have mINE”

-he doesnt like confrontation but he always stands behind you and silently supports you

-you two are really close but nobody assumes youre dating

-everything you two do are too platonic for that lmfao

-chen probably has a crush on you tho ngl

-you never find out, youre too oblivious for that bYE

-you guys have a pact that if you guys dont get married by the time youre 30, youll marry each other

-you guys go to a convenience store after school like everyday

-or whenever he can

-he always tries to make time for you

-he is so so so grateful for you 

-because of you he learned how to stand up for himself

-you two are always there for each other

-like, you can hit him up in the middle of the night and he’d be over in like, a second

-THIS BOY WOULD RUN ALL THE WAY FROM THE SM BUILDING TO YOUR HOUSE LOVE AND APPRECIATE HIM

-he probably sends you dumb puns

-like, not memes

-puns

-YOU GUYS PROBABLY HAVE A JOINT YOUTUBE ACCOUNT

-you guys would post covers together omg

-if you cant sing however, you just help manage everything lmao

-i feel like you get him into a lot of trouble

-or like, you make him do a lot of shit that can probably get him in trouble

-HE CLIMBED HIS FIRST FENCE WITH YOU AND HE ALMOST HAD A PANIC ATTACK

-you were just there laughing at him bye omg

-he never ever gets mad at you and doesnt stop you from doing the things you love

-but if he KNOWS that something youre doing is wrong, he’ll stop you

-sometimes you listen and when you dont, he doesnt get mad and instead just waits until you prove him right 

-he comforts you and his hugs are so precious omg

-YOU GUYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS HAVE MATCHING HALLOWEEN COSTUMES

-like, last year you went as team rocket with renjun as meowth omg

-and the year before, you were a pokemon trainer and chenle was your poKEMON (HE WENT AS PIKACHU BYE)

-THIS YEAR, YOU TWO ARE PLANNING TO GO AS THE JOKER AND HARLEY QUINN (it’s like september 28th rn so october hasnt passed yet sO)

-when you two were like 5, your parents dressed you two up as big ass pumpkins im

-CHRISTMAS NIGHT SLEEPOVERS

-well it wont be christmas but

-WINTER SLEEPOVERS

-YOU GUYS WOULD BINGEWATCH CHRISTMAS SPECIALS OF TV SHOWS AND DUMB CHRISTMAS MOVIES AND DRINK HOT CHOCOLATE AND OH MY GOD

-he probably lends you pencils, pens, papers, chickens, basically everything you need in class

-if youre crying or really sad, chen will know immediately and hug you

-it doesnt matter if it’s during lunch or if you two are in a grocery store, he’ll hug you

-he probably always has chocolate near him so he can shove it in your mouth if you wont shut up or if youre being emo

-ok so i said earlier he probably has a lil crush on you right??

-well

-he’s been there for ALL your failed relationships

-he’s been there for the one in kindergarten and was there when jumin from english class dumped you last week

-he always gets sad when he hears that you like someone new

-but he’ll never EVER confess

-he doesnt wanna ruin the friendship

-poor baby ://

-he knows he’s extremely friendzoned tho, you act so motherly with him

-this is getting really sad

-i dont wanna turn this into a dating chenle thing sO

-tl;dr, he confesses to you

-after a long long LONG time

-he barely confesses to you omg

-your friends all kept telling you about how he’s loved you for so long

-and youre like “LOL STFU HE DOESNT”

-but then you start noticing all the little things

-like how he looks at you just a lil bit longer than everybody else

-how he gets hearteyes whenever youre around him

-how his smile is just a lil lil bit sweeter than usual when youre there

-so you ask him if he likes you

-and he’s like “nO OMG”

-but you just laugh a lil and say 

-”chen, do you like me or do you not?”

-”i mean… no of course not…”

-and hes sO RED

-SO RED

-HE’S BLUSHING SO HARD AND HE’S MESSING AROUND WITH HIS FINGERS AND TANGLING THEM IN HIS SHIRT

-and you just KNOW he likes you right then and there

-so you put your hands on his shoulders and pull him forward gently

-and you look like youre about to kiss him but then you just kiss his cheek and he fREAKS OUT

-”i like you too chennie”

-cue chen’s internal screaming

-and external tbh

-he like

-squeaks

-he S Q U E A K S

-LIKE

-WHAT A LIL BABY

-anyways this is getting too dating chenle and not enough best friend chenle

-but this is getting really long

-go read my dating chenle au wink wonk i hope you liked this im leavinG

okay but that otp ferris wheel post got me thinkin bout some stuff like

  • aoba and koujaku on some sort of carnival date or whatever
  • aoba wants to go on the ferris wheel, koujaku agrees… only one problem
  • koujaku’s secretly terrified of heights (especially in an open-air ferris wheel car thingy)
  • doesn’t help that aoba keeps absentmindedly rocking the stupid thing back and forth like a swing
  • but koujaku cant say anything about the altitude or the rocking cause he’s got a big strong n manly tough-guy image to maintain so he suffers in silence to save his dignity
  • until the wheel breaks down and they get stuck at the very top
  • koujaku freaks out and clings to aoba’s arm without thinking
  • tries to play it cool, but it’s too late, aoba’s asking questions
  • so he sheepishly confesses his fears and his reluctance to come clean about it in the first place cause he didn’t want aoba to think he was a coward
  • and aoba just laughs like, no, i don’t think you’re a coward, you’re probably the bravest person i know
  • and then he blushes a bit and mutters that he thought it was cute when koujaku held onto him like that cause he felt like he was protecting koujaku for a change instead of the other way around
  • and koujaku feels a bit better after that but he’s still scared out of his wits cause they’re still stuck at the top of the goddamn ferris wheel
  • so aoba puts his arm around him and hugs him in close and reassures him
  • and then when that doesn’t work he tries to distract him with kisses
  • that does work
  • and then things escalate and they sorta just end up making out to pass the time until the wheel gets fixed (there is brief consideration of hand jobs but they ultimately decide against that) and yeah 
  • this isn’t really going anywhere it’s just dumb embarrassing dork babies on a ferris wheel idk