i cant see them as a couple

Here are some Domestic Boyfriend/Girlfriend!Zutara headcanons because I’m trash
  • The two are literally the cuddliest couple you will ever meet. When most people who’d known Zuko before Katara see the two together, they’re shocked. Zuko has never seemed like someone who enjoys physical contact, but with Katara, it’s like they’re joined at the hip. If you turn around, they’re always holding hands, or linked at the arms, or hugging. 
  • BUT they don’t throw it in your face. They aren’t one of those gross couples who can’t keep their hands to themselves. In fact, for the longest time, no one had ever actually seen them kiss. Besides cheek kisses, of course. Cheek kisses are a common occurrence. You’d think with all the motherly kisses Katara gave Aang, she’d give more than she receives. You’d be wrong. Cheek kisses are almost always given by Zuko to Katara. 
  • One day though, Sokka caught them making out behind a pillar at the royal palace, and they were both so embarrassed they couldn’t look him in the eyes for a week. He has NEVER let them live it down. 
  • Even as teenagers, the two were the mom and dad couple. Everyone KNEW they were going to get married. They act like grandparents. When Katara visits from the SWT, they take daily walks through the gardens and feed turtleducks. 
  • Everyone in the Fire Nation hardcore ships the two. Ever since Katara saved Zuko’s life, the people have loved her. Zuko’s council didn’t like her at first, and hated the idea that a waterbender was invited to join meetings as an ambassador. Katara didn’t take any of their crap, and eventually won them over. When the two finally start dating, the Nation FLIPPED OUT. Towns and villages everywhere celebrated. 
  • Once, at the start of their relationship, Katara confessed to Zuko that she always secretly loved the idea of running to hug someone and having them spin you in their arms. Ever since then, WITHOUT FAIL, Zuko makes sure to pick her up and spin her when they are reunited. 
  • While Katara and Zuko have been jealous people in the past, the two are weirdly never jealous of the other… At least, not in the angry way most people are. When one sees the other talking to someone who may or may not be flirting, they don’t run over and start slapping them. The two just gravitate towards one another. So say if Katara is talking to a nobleman at a party and the nobleman starts sweet talking her, Zuko will magically appear behind her, wrap his arms around her, and join the conversation. If some Fire Nation fangirl starting giggling too much around their Fire Lord, Katara will be right next to them, giggling just slightly louder. The two are so in love with each other and oblivious to other advances, however, that they don’t realize that the other has come to rescue them from a flirty pursuer. They’re just happy that the other turned up. 
  • They both have only had ONE angry jealous moment each, both at the start of their relationship. An adviser’s daughter somehow slipped on a piece of ice (which is so weird, since it was a FIRE NATION party) and into a servers tray of wine, and a poor, unsuspecting busboy who tended to flirt with anything and anyone stood too close to one of the torches in the room, and his pants burned clean off, leaving him in his underwear in front of everyone. 
  • Zuko would never, ever, in a million years admit this, but he loves having his hair played with. Katara discovered this fact on accident. He was running late for a meeting and asked her to help him put his hair up. As she started to gather it up, she noticed he instinctually leaned in slightly at her touch. Curious, she continued running her fingers through it, and Agni as her witness, he closed his eyes and sighed happily
  • Lucky for him, Katara loves playing with Zuko’s hair. It’s just so soft! During cuddles, she will always absentmindedly run her fingers through it and twirl it. Once it got to around his shoulders, she even started braiding it. 
  • For all their cuteness, however, the couple has one fatal flaw: They’re competitive as fuck. It started with just Katara. Everyone was on a vacation at Ember Island, and the two were challenged to a beach volleyball game. They both got really into it, but Katara got too into it. When the opposing team won with a foul move, Katara lost it and started yelling at them. Zuko had to throw Katara over his shoulder and drag her away as she kept yelling. But then the opposing player insulted Katara, and Zuko flipped. The two went back for a rematch and obliterated them into the ground. They were sore winners, too. 
  • Katara and Zuko are not allowed to play beach volleyball. 
Today, I fucked up... by picking up a hitchhiker and then showing up to my own funeral

This happened a few years ago and I was living in Zimbabwe at the time, and I was having a pretty bad day, I was going to see my auntie who lived about 400km away from me. If youre african you’ll understnad that this was no small journey. So I got in my car and set off and about 3 hours into the journey i came across a Dude by the side of the road who was going in the same direction, so out of the goodness of my heart i said jump in. we go to talking and he happened to be going to exact same village as me and he knew my auntie!.

Half an hour passes and we’re making polite chit chat and reminiscing about old times in zimbabwe, when all of a sudden he tell me to pull over, so I do. he runs out of the car and starts making wretching noises, so i assume he’s throwing up, its dark at this point so i cant really see much, so i go check on him ( first mistake). I get out and go to his side expecting him to be there but he’s not…..Then I here someone behind and me and before i know it im unconcious! so I wake up a couple hours later( iknow this becuase the sun was coming up at this point) without my car, clothes or wallet. so im thinking great. i look around and see im on some farmland wearing the giys clothes. SO i start walking in no particular direction and eventually come across a settlement.

I explain to them my situation and they tell me that the nearest main road is at least a good half a days walk from where I am and they dont get many cars coming through this part but they heard one last night ( which might be our thief). I start walking in the direction they point me in and after what felt like forever i come acroos a road, so I pitch up and start waiting, ( now i know most of you are thinking why not call someone, i had no phone with me and I dont have the best memory so I didnt know any numbers that would come in handy). after a couple of hours a car stops and lets me hitch I let him know the situaion and he says we’re in the complete opposite direction of my intended destination but he’s willing to drop me close enough to walk the rest of the way to which I thought great!

its takes a good two days to get there and he drops me off and i say my goodbyes to my driver, I take down his number so i can repay him later on. At this point im starting to recoginise my surroundings, I walk for a few miles and as im getting closer to my aunties i can here a lots of singing and what appears to be a large crowd which i though was strange. Im about 100 feet from the house and i see my Son which again i thought was strange because he was meant to be in school at this time, but instead of running to me and hugging me as he normally does…he runs away screaming to my complete bewilderment. I get to the the gate and all of a sudden the large crowd alerted by my sons scream has stopped singing and is stood silent. my wife appears and starts to run towards me hugging and kissing me like Ive been gone for months. My auntie appears and immediately faints when she sees me.

I still have no clue whats going on at this point and im exhausted, so we rush to get my auntie inside and I see my picture ontop of a large box that resembles a coffin sitting in the living room….

So it turns out that the guy who robbed me and made off with my car my wallet and all my clothes was in a car crash so bad that they couldnt identify the body and because the only things they could use to identify him was my wallet, they assumed it was me that had died in the crash. since there was no body of sorts they could arrange the funeral preety quickly and that is what I had stumbled upon. My son still has nightmares to this day and and my wife has told me never to pick up a hitch hiker ever again.

TL;DR Got carjacked, robber died and family thought it was me, they arrange my funeral and I somehow manage to stumble upon my own funeral.

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romanian slang (we swear a lot) cuz ive seen none
  • căcat - literal ‘shit’ . used in the same way. ‘’Frate nu mai e brânză.’’ ‘’Căcat.’
  • ce căcat- a bit different from căcat. kinda like ‘’wtf’’ .used in confusing situations (but not only) to show well confusion/surprise. ‘’Uită-te la asta.’’ ‘’Ce căcat.’’
  • ce dracu’- literal ‘’what the devil’’ kinda like ‘’what the hell’’. see: ce căcat
  • ce brânza mă-sii- ‘’what in its’mothers’ cheese’ see: ce dracu’
  • ce pizda mă-sii- ‘’what in its’ mothers’ pussy’’ dont do it. see above
  • să mor eu!- literal ‘’may i die’’ (???) more like ‘’im dead serious’’/’’damn’’. used to strenghten your point. ‘’Zici că-i prost, să mor eu.’’
  • să mori tu?- literal ‘’may you die’’ kinda like ‘’really?’’/’’deadass?’’ used to show distrust in someone’s sayings but also used in a sarcastic way.  ‘’Am dat foc la o casa.’’ ‘’Să mori tu?’’ vs. *smoke inside the house* ‘’Am ars mâncarea.’’ ‘’Să mori tu?’’
  • mor- ‘’im dying’’ used in the same way. ‘’*something funny happens* MOR’’
  • leșin- ‘’im fainting’’ used like ‘’i cant even’’ see: mor.
  • prea bine (ești)- literal ‘’oh well/alright’’ but today its used in a more methaporical way ‘‘too good’’ when something is going well or its cool, or according to our plans or,,,,,, the longer the ‘a’ the better the reaction
    ‘‘Avem băutură diseară’‘ ‘‘PREA BINE’‘
  • (ești) pe bines- uhhh ‘’you’re on the good’’ used when someone is talking about nice stuff happening to them or when they look good or they have fun *photo with friends at a picnic* ‘’pe bines’’ see: prea bine
  • să vă țină- used to wish well to a couple. meaning ‘’may itll last’’ 
    ‘‘M-am cuplat cu ____’‘ ‘‘Aw, să vă țină!’‘
  • pup (besc)- ‘’kiss (i love)’’ yeahhh ‘’besc’’ is a shorter version of ‘’(te) iubesc’’ - i love (you)’’ 
  • csf ncsf- shorter from ‘’ce să faci n-ai ce să faci’’ meaning ‘’what can you do theres nothing you can do’’ used when hearing unpleasant things. also used mockingly. ‘’M-a inșelat gagica-’’ ‘’csf ncsf’’
  • prost- common ‘’dumb’’ or ‘’working badly’’ someone may be ‘’prost’’ but also something can ‘’merge prost’’ i.e ‘’go wrong’’
  • parcă-i prost / parcă ești prost- ‘’as if he’s dumb’’ / ‘’as if you’re dumb’’ used to point out how stupid is someone without actually saying it. ‘’Am scăpat telefonu’ de gresie.’’ ‘’Da’ parcă ești prost’’.
  • ca la proști- ‘’like at the idiots’’ used to point out a situation in which you can tell that idiots took part or something went wrong/was embarrassing. *drops a card deck* ‘’Ca la proști.’’ see: parcă-i prost.
  • tâmpit/ule- ‘’you dumbass’’ yeah. 
  • fraier/e- same with ‘tâmpit/ule’ but like more affectionate. means ‘’airhead’’ 
  • gen- ‘’like’’. ‘’Știi gen..’’-’’Y’know like..’’
  • futu-ți morții mă-tii- aka everyone’s favourite ‘’fuck your moms’ dead relatives’’ used as a threat. *bumps toe on a drawer* futu-ți morții mă-tii.
  • futu-ți gâtu’ mă-tii- ‘’fuck your moms’ throat’’ uh. see: futu-ți morții mă-tii
  • futu-ți ceapa mă-tii- ‘‘fuck your moms’ onion’‘ see above. 
  • să-mi bag picioru’/pula- ‘’may ill put my foot / my dick in it’’ second one’s more vulgar. used to show denial and anger. kinda like ‘’fuck it’’
  • am pățit- literal ‘’happened to me’’ more like ‘’been there done that’’ used to show concern by being a good listener and also to be relatableTM ‘’Vreau să mă sinucid’’ ‘’Am pătit.’’
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Some of Haikyuu!! Couple polling-request on Facebook done with watercolor! ゚。*♡(。・ω・。)♡*. ゚

Many of them are crackTP I swear they purposedly did that to see me suffer ( º言º) /no/

Happy weekend! ✧ °∀° )/ ✧

uh from what we’ve seen from the lyrics it seems to me more like he’s comparing who they were before like he’s saying louis’ still got same red lips and same blue eyes, he’s got couple more tattoos than when they started, they still wear the old white tshirt but it’s not the two of them, because things change and they grew up, he cant touch what he sees - he literally wrote it around the time they stopped publicly interacting whatsoever and the hiding of what they felt went full on, i think the same part goes with the we’re not who we used to be, because they have to hide and so they’re not themselves on the outside, just two ghosts of what they used to be WOW 

Promise me this is forever

i honestly cant comprehend it when people say that they dont ship Jake and Amy when they are like such literal One True Pairing material like??

- slowburn, mutual pining 

- such a soft naturally developed relationship that went from partnerts at work to partners in life and their dating just made it so much richer

- the “i know youre dating another guy and i dont want to make this awkward but i just had to let you know that i really like you but dont worry i wont bother you about it”

- literal canon fake dating au

- when they start dating they try to hide it from thieir friends work family trope but they literally fail in a day

- the universe seems to tell us this is a bad idea but you know what fuck that noise i wanna be with you

- they literally accidentally kill a man by making out at their 1st official day of being a couple like?? get you an otp who can top that

- “theres no one elses opinion that matters more to me” “he makes me laugh”

- they were friends before they started dating!! and they remained silly competitive friends even after they became a couple!!

- no “now that were dating i suddenly realized you have flaws and i dont want this anymore” drama

- they literally asked for their work dads approval 

- like literally no unnecessary drama they fight a few times but none of it is ever superficial or due to bad communication?

- they literally flirt all the time and have their own silly puns and eyeroll eachother but never make the other feel uncomfortable??

- they support each other and are very attentive to the others interests? they try to become involved in things that the other likes just to make them happy??

- “i know that youre dating someone else but im here for you as a friend and i want to see you happy”

okay so i make my friend post-it notes with little doodles on them, and i stick them on his band locker every day at the end of class (his band class is right after mine) i’ve been doing this for about a month and he left his folder on a music stand and there were about ten of the post-it notes stuck on his sheet music and in his folder and idk why but the fact that he keeps them and puts them with his music makes me super happy?? i’ll keep you updated on the post-it note story

can you believe the bold type just gave us a wlw couple… with a qwoc and a lesbian muslim artist… and continues to be feminist without giving the impression that feminists “hate men”? and they gave us three amazing women with an amazing boss who isn’t rude and isn’t like any other woman in power you see on tv? honestly the bold type is here trying to break stereotypes that female ceos are rude, that feminists hate men, that muslims can’t be gays, and that two woc cant be together wow

Literally just a bunch of Headcanons I’m sorry for this.

  • -Prompto: Had a special ringtone for Noctis back in Insomnia in case he ever had a nightmare s Prompto could wake up immediately and listen to him.
  • Once walked to Ignis’ house at 2 am to give him a hug because Ignis was feeling down.
  • Walked Gladio home when he got piss drunk and listened to him rant about how unfairly pretty everyone was and trees and the stars and shit.
  • Poured Monster Energy into his coffee during finals week and Noctis was both horrified and in awe.
  • “I would die for you” “Prompto all I did was put a spider outside”
  • Once kissed Dino’s cheek for killing a huge ass bug and Dino gained a crush on him for like 3 weeks.
  • Wiz has a plan set up in case Prompto ever takes his offer to work on the Chocobo ranch. He wants this boy to work for him.
  • Uploads pics of Iggy’s food on Instagram and gets loads of likes on it.
  • Niffs follow his Instagram and Twitter account because they like his Memes
  • “If no-one confesses to you Noctis I will wear a dress to Prom” “Sure” Noctis didn’t believe he would. He did and looked gorgeous.
  • Noctis picked hm up bridal style and then Gladio picked Noctis up bridal style and Ignis somehow managed to get Gladio on his shoulders and they ran down the street like that. Convinced that Iggy’s muscle mass is converted into patience and dry humour.
  • Is quick to defend Gladio and nearly got into a fistfight with someone twice his size for insulting Gladio. Gladio was amused but stopped him anyway.
  • His first kiss was with Noctis because he wanted to know what it felt like.
  • “No homo?” “Slightly Homo” “Like 50% homo” “Nah, we’re more like 95% by this point”
  • Has like 5 different songs in his head at once.
  • Doesn’t know how to respond to people who seriously flirt with him
  • Has a competition with Gladio now and then over who can shock or embarrass the other with their flirting and pick up lines. Ignis and Noctis think it’s the best entertainment ever seen
  • *sees someone who doesn’t like same-sex couples* *Immediately starts calling his bros Honey, Sweetheart, Darling etc. and has even kissed them before*
  • Will kill someone for that last Klondike bar so help him he will.
  • Knows how to sew and knit and patches up everyone’s clothes

I mean there’s more probably but I cant think of the others yet-Tea

All of these are great! They have all been accepted as headcanons for Prompto!

This is love guys

First, there are things more intimate than kisses.
I think the best about Kara and Lena is how real everything looks and how it’s possible to relate to them.
Let’s remember that as far as we know that none of them had a relationship with another woman who was so intimate (I know couples who are not intimate as they are). Everything is new to them and you can see it. Every look, every smile, every dialogue and every hesitation (like Kara almost kissing Lena’s time). This is beautiful.
Why? Because it goes beyond kisses or “I made your breakfast” or something like that. The feeling they share is more than that.
Making a parallel here with Korrasami, who also began softly, calmly, with both in a process of discovery that in the end led both to accept and to assume the feeling that they felt for each other; Supercorp also started calmly, and both are in a process of discovery. Especially Lena, who despite wanting to leave the past of the family behind, is able to see herself following in their footsteps.
And just like Korra and Asami, Lena and Kara are always present when one needs, being understanding and caring. They  complete each other
They are soulmates, and I say this without necessarily going to the romantic side.

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I really want them to end like Korrasami

And look at dear friends from this wonderful ship that is Supercorp, if Korrasami who was from a “kid’s show” of Nickelodeon, where everyone doubted and laughed when the shippers said it would be end game, in fact  became the end game. Why we cant? 

Inktober Day 7

Gosh I had to draw SeroMina because I absolutely adore this ship! I feel like they’d be that really cool, sweet couple!

someone: why do you never watch rom-coms

me, internally: for one the majority of romantic comedy these days relies on heteronormative and/or sexist as well as harmful stereotypes that the media forces down our throats on a daily basis anyway (women obsessing either over Her Man or “womens hobbies” like shopping which are portrayed as silly and vain, double standards in regards to the man’s misdeeds, several women ‘competing’ in catfights for the same boring white bread dude with a personality like a carp we’ve seen a million times but he has money and looks good so it’s okay, the main character needing to change several aspects of herself to be liked by a man which is portrayed as desirable (also known as the Makeover), etc. ad nauseum i could go on all day). In addition the plots are usually predictable and unengaging since the movie relies on the romantic aspect to draw their audience, thus neglecting other aspects of the story as well as well rounded characterization of the main leads and reverting back to stereotypes to fill the blank space, causing the actual romance at best to look flat and unoriginal and at worst borderline abusive. The comedy aspect as well tends to be neglected this way, relying on cheap laughs to contrast the contrived drama and using the aforementioned stereotypes as easy punchlines, usually at one of the character’s expenses

me, internally: but mostly the portrayal of people falling in love and experiencing successfull romantic pursuits as well as socializing regularly with a large group of friends and engaging in enjoyable hobbies as well as reaching a happy end through all hardship with the support of their loved ones and own mental strength just hits home too hard as i realize what a bitter emotionally constipated mentally ill fuck ive grown into and that my chances of achieving an equally satisfying dating life that appeals to me personally (the kinds of which are represented extremly rarely in mainstream media) are virtually zero. which is why i avoid rom-coms so i do not have to be confronted with the failings of my personal life which are the result of my own shit personality

me, externally: haha I just think they’re kinda silly

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OK SO A COUPLE MONTHS AGO I DREW THESE PORTRAITS OF ERIC HARRIS AND DYLAN KLEBOLD, AND TODAY WE HAD THIS FAMILY PARTY AND EVERYONE WANTED TO SEE MY DRAWINGS SO I WAS LIKE OK CANT BE THAT BAD, AND MY GRANDMOTHER SAW THESE TWO AND WAS LIKE “wow these would look so nice on my wALL” AND SHE ASKED ME “cAN I HAVE THESE AND PUT THEM ON MY WALL?” AND WTF WAS I SUPPOSED TO SAY SO STUPID ME SAID “YEA OFC” AND NOW MY GRANDMOTHER HAS TWO DRAWINGS OF DYLAN AND ERIC ON HER WALL

anonymous asked:

hi! i'm editing a minjoon video and i'm really low on their moments in clips so i was hoping The Reason I Fell In Love With Minjoon to help me out please? xD I was hoping if you can just describe some of your favorite minjoon moments w/hopefully some recollection of how to find the certain video too. thank you so much 😊😊 (i have to say i adore all your rm appreciation posts too, makes me love him more and more each day)

first off “The Reason I Fell In Love With Minjoon” im about to cry this is amazing wow thank u AND “makes me love him more and more each day” HECK THATS AWESOME THANK U IM SO GLAD

ok so minjoon moments… im just gonna bullet list

  • all the times namjoon has put his hand around jimins waist (cries). this usually happens when theyre taking pictures esp on the red carpet
  • when they said i love you to each other!!! which is in ahl here at 35:13
  • namjoon picking up jimin bridal style (cries really hard)!!! its from nico nico live but i cant find the actual video with it?? heres a pic
  • when jimin was a little shit and called namjoon “namjoonie” with no honorific and joon pretended to get all mad and jimin was hugging on him like a koala trying to get him to give into his cuteness. here
  • these moments that i have pics/gifs from a beaut concert of which idk the vid??? joon was just rly in his feels

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  • jimin comforting joon when he started to cry?? here

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  • nAMJOON LOSING HIS SHIT OVER CUTE JIMIN!! here

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  • namjoon calling jimin sexy in this interview! 

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  • NAMJOON CRYING YET AGAIN OVER CUTE JIMIN (1:10 ish) and also calling him cool in this interview
  • when jimin put his hands in front of joon to make a blowing kiss from him in the introductions and then also jimin made a heart and joon tickled his chin fondly bc he was so cute (same joon) in this interview! except?? i dont see the heart moment in this interview clip even tho happened here? 

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  • all the times minjoon was hella touchy: X (7:10 and 9:00) X (1:52 and 9:14 also at 0:47 jimin says he likes how joon does “bultaoruene” and get him to do it) X (18:37.. also cant find the vid but at this concert is where jimin does the “we’re a couple, hes the girl and im the boy” thing haha) X (literally just the whole vlive) … n some gifs for the videos i couldnt get (or i did get them and just wanted to post the cute ass gif)

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  • here where namjoon compliments jimin again (1:23)
  • that bon voyage episode where namjoon is cradling jimins hands in his and examining his rings?? oml that shit is so soft

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  • jimin comparing his height with joon in this vlive ((he also did it in concert and was like “well this friend is a little tall” but i cant find the vid but heres a pic))
  • also im not sure which episode ((theyre on dailymotion in full with subs btw)) but where they’re heading back from the beach and minie isnt wearing shoes and the pavement is too hot and SO CUTE trying to get joonie to help (carry) him
  • the twitter vid where namjoon is dancing and jimin is like “dance for me” and joon dances like a goof and minie laughs and joon just keeps doing it to keep his bf giggling
  • VRY IMPORTANT: THE GREATEST VLIVE OF ALL TIME::

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  • and then most recently their adorable twitter vid

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What Would Happen if I met Atsushi Ookubo in Real Life
  • Me: Hey
  • Me: Can you just
  • Me: *shoves tumblr fanart of Soul x Maka*
  • Me: *showers person with random phones playing different Soul x Maka AMVs EACH*
  • Me: *drowns person in a tub full of official manga Soul x Maka dialogues showing how they care for each other*
  • Me: Make these two canon?
  • Atsushi Ookubo: *Is the person*
  • Atsushi Ookubo: *is swimming in a sea of fandom tears because of Soul x Maka*
  • Atsushi Ookubo: *is swimming with thousands of proof how Soul x Maka SHOULD be canon*
  • Atsushi:
  • Me:
  • Atsushi:
  • Me: p l e a s e
  • Atsushi: No, they're just friends
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YOU ALL SHOULD WATCH THIS! to think this has gone down in history as romantic in many shows these days couples are portrayed like this placing blame on the abused, the men not taking a no for a no.to my SQ fans this is why i abhor CS and karmel that shit is Not Romantic and for anyone who cant see that, god save them in future relationships. Young adolescents watch this and get that this behavior is normal or romantic. Makes me utterly sick! But watch thiss!!!!! Its long but very worth it