i cant handle them in beanies

TWIN AU

Born from a typo made by scorpdaddy
With contribution by mynameissteverogers

Grantaire with a Twin sister no one knows about until she just appears.

AND EVERYONES LIKE “???? Whos the hot girl who looks like R”

No one bothers to ask Grantaire and just assumes it’s another of his hookups

They don’t actually meet her until later

SHE DOES THE THING WHERE SHE DRESSES LIKE R

SHE TUCKS HER HAIR UP INTO A BEANIE

AND DOES THE MAKE UP STUBBLE

TRIES TO DO AN IMPRESSION OF HIS VOICE

No one notices it’s not him until R actually shows up. He introduces her as his little twin sister.

Enjolras looks excited/turned on/horrified

Just “WOW TWO RS”

BUT ALSO “OHMYGOD IM GONNA LOSE IT I CANT EVEN HANDLE ONE”

Their parents both named them R names

So like

Ranae and Rene

“This is my sister Ranae”

“… R your name is Rene..”

“.. Different spelling..”

“Your parents.. Not that smart..”

“Yeah also considering we were in the same classroom until 5th grade just made it even worse”

They both go by R too which makes it even more difficult.

They end up going by
R (Grantaire because he’s the oldest)

and

r (Ranae because youngest)

R and r being little shits during meetings

r teaching R about fruity alcohol drinks and which ones get you drunk faster

They end up a giggling mess laughing at the tiny umbrellas

Ranae and Enjolras becoming like best friends

Ranae still has that fire to her that R lost and Enjolras and her are fucking horrific together
They spur each other on
Like ranae is the one that’s like “Come on Enjolras it’s just ONE more shot”

And he and r end up dancing on the bar top
Ranae can’t dance for shit unless it’s ballet which she is amazing at

So her and Enjolras look like dads at prom

R is Fucking crying laughing

Enjolras drunkenly singing “Best Friend’s Brother” at the top of his lungs
And Courf is just like “I fucking knew that asshole watched Nickelodeon with me when he said he was ‘studying’”

RANAE AND R DANCING TOGETHER WHEN THEYRE BOTH PLASTERED AND ARE FUCKING AMAZING UNTIL R TRIES TO LIKE TWERK IN THE MIDDLE OF IT OR SOMETHING AND RANAE IS LAUGHING SO HARD SHE FALLS OVER

R and r doing ballet together
And its hypnotic to watch

r having the most ridiculous crush on eponine

PINING R AND RANAE

GAY DRUNK LOVE SONGS

R and r THEY DO THE BEST RENDITION OF UPTOWN FUNK

R is jealous Ranae is best buds with Enjolras but doesn’t mind that they usually hang at his place since Ranae and him magically live together now and their apartment is a million times better than when it was just R

r may or may not have had a threesome with Ferre and Courf and no one can confirm or deny the rumor

People would actually start referring to ranae as petitaire just as a fucking joke
“Oh hahahaha grand r and petit r”

And theyre like

“no exactly This is how people told us apart at school”

Renae has undoubtedly the best eyebrows on the face of the planet

WHENEVER R IS DEPRESSED r JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE TOO

COMFORTING SIBLING CUDDLES

So theyre basically one soul split into two people

Just

Grantaire with a twin sister Ranae

anonymous asked:

So I just have to say it is a good thing Harry and Louis can't reproduce together, why? The universe could NOT handle that level of perfection!

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!! IM CRYING. 

I CAN’T EVEN STAND THEM WITH OTHER PEOPLE’S BABIEEEES. 

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