i cant find the original post :(

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me during sex: whats wrong

her: nothing

me, taking off the huge cowboy hat with neon lights that say CRAB RANCH on it: no somethings wrong i can tell

ok my internet’s having some issues so i cant find the original post omg (by @letshearitforthisclown) but me and hannah talked briefly about this! (and to the anons who asked for widowtracer i’m coming for u next!)

º* Moon Braid Tutorial *º

I love the moon! I saw this as a post forever ago or else I would link the original source but I cant find it

But his is my version! So I hope you like it

What You’ll Need •

§ Black/white/grey (or silver) yarn/string/ribbon etc (I sat mine in the full moon night overnight and sprinkled it with moon water :3 but this is totally optional) So, most of the colors of the moon
§ Items that appeal to your God/god/goddess/deity/ect. (I used stones/shiny things/a pretty moon earring that I lost the other one xD)
§ (optional) Incense, tea

How To º

Okay, so this is about artistic freedom! You can weave, knit, crochet, braid, or anything else. However I weaved mine, Black, White, then Grey. However or simplicity I’ll tell you how to do the braid 

Take your black, white, and grey strands and tie them together at the top
∞ Then braid!
∞ As you braid you should be in a relaxing space, this is the time to light some incense and brew some tea, you want this braid to remind you of good times. 
∞ If you have beads weave ‘em in
∞ Take the time to pray to whatever you believe in and thank them for making/supporting the moon!
∞ Once you get to the end you can tie it or leave it as is for a fringe 
∞ Finish decorating however you like

Witchy Meanings ⦿

Protection ~ Gratefulness ~ Help With Wisdom ~ Calming ~ Help with Moon Magick ~ Strength 

And whatever meanings that relate to the extra things you put on your braid/the incense you used/the tea you brewed 

Made by @ohnoregrettio/ @spell-bound-life (same person two accounts :3)

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I redrew an old shitpost I never posted. I cant find the original meme rip

second pic is the old one if you couldn’t tell 

Original blue paladin theory

so I belive that Haggar was the original blue paladin and here’s why.

When Lance and and the others found the blue lion, Haggar knew it has been found, it is not impossible for Haggar to have connection from far, as we know Zarkon had with black lion as well.
tough if your thinking why she doesn’t have connection at all after LAnce and others found it, the blue lion would have been just cut the connection.
Blue lion is the most pilot accepting from the lions, it wouldn’t surprise me if Lance would just have been better than Haggar.

After blue lion had been found there is a scene when Haggar come to Zarkon talking about blue lions return and that altean energy she felt.
Se said “it is time to reclaim what is rightfully ours”
She would just have said “yours” if she would been talking about only black lion.

And as smart as Haggar is, it would be a little weird for her to stand beside Zarkon, when he was acting really stupid.
She yelled to druids that  “Hurry! We need to protect our emperor!” even though she just said how stupid Zarkons actions was.
 
As well in episode 2, Coran said
“you know, the original paladins fought hundreds of battles together, Side by side.“
If Haggar would have been the blue paladin, Zarkon have been her leader much over 10,000 years. What would explain why Haggar is so loyal to Zarkon.
AND she’s altean.