i cant feel my soul anymore

ok just gotta be real a second: why do soft grapes exist??? When i bite into a grape i want it to be firm and tangy and every time i bite a soft grape and it squishes and tastes terrible i feel my soul depart my body and ascend to a place where there are only firm grapes bc i cannot LIVE WITH SOFT GRAPES ANYMORE OKAY!!! I CANT DO IT!!!! THEYRE DISGUSTING AND I CANT STAND FOR THIS!!!!!!