i cant even say its a pipe

What she says Vs. What she means: Vauseman style

What she says: Are you okay with listening to this?

What she means: Are you okay with listening to my fiancee on the radio after we just got done saying that we heart eachother?


What she says: Did you know her better than you knew my mom?

What she means: Bitch you can throw a memorial for girl you knew for 24 hours but you cant even be my friend and come support me at my mom’s funeral


What she says: I’m not holding grudges today

What she means: I’m so stupidly in love with you Pipes that its practically a sickness and I’ll just about forgive anything that you do.


What she says: You know the Quran is turning out to be more interesting than I would’ve guessed. Technically I’m not supposed to be touching it but I did wash my hands so I figured allah would be cool with it

What she means: Hurry up and ask me to be your girlfriend dumbass I’ve only been waiting forever for this moment.


What she says: I was there for Alex she was what I paid attention to-who I paid attention to. Everything else was just background

What she means: I was there for Alex she was what I paid attention to-who I paid attention to. Everything else was just background