i cant even!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Actual things I thought while reading Killing Stalking
  • Me: Mmm, that stalker is bad news, lmao I don't know man he's kind of creepy. Need to watch out for that guy, hahaha.
  • Me: Sangwoo is a precious cinnamon roll awww
  • Me: Holy shit, I was wrong.
  • Me: Fuck I was wrong.
  • Me: Burn that fucker with fire RIGHT NOW.
  • Me: You know people normally just have skeletons in their closet but you sir, you don't half ass it do you? Nope, you just HAD to one up everybody and have a FUCKING NAKED HOSTAGE IN THE BASEMENT.
  • Me: I can't fucking read this anymore
  • Me: *still fucking reads*
  • Me: A FUCKING DOORFRAME ARE YOU KIDDING ME??
  • Me: No! Don't kiss him!
  • Me: Okay, at least they're not doing anything sexual.
  • Me: JESUS WHAT DID I JUST SAY!
  • Me: YES HE'S GONE. GO! BE FREE!
  • Me: Fuck.
  • Me: FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK.
  • Me: Yeah he's a stalker you and that's creepy sure but at least he's not a SERIAL KILLER.
  • Me: Well it can't get much worse.
  • Me: IT DID. IT FUCKING DID.
  • Me: DON'T GET TURNED ON BY HIS SCREAMS GODDAMMIT.
  • Me: A fucking card game are you kidding me?
  • Me: Yoonbum you didn't actually kill him okay? Sangwoo was just beING A HUGE DICK.
  • Me: YES! SEUNGBAE WILL SAVE HIM!
  • Me: YES Seungbae!
  • Me: NO SEUNGBAE.
  • Me: Phew, Seungbae.
  • Me: *suspicious crutches look suspicious*
  • Me: Gee a shopping trip sounds like the perfECT TIME TO ESCAPE.
  • Me: *started binge reading at like 2am* Fuck is that the sun?
  • Me: ...........Fuck I'm hooked.

listen….. regarding the matter of the illyrians being POC, in my mind, they absolutely are. But here’s the thing: readers in this culture assume white is the default. Unless the author is ***extremely specific*** in indicating otherwise, most readers are going to assume a character is white. And that sucks, and I think we should all be working to dismantle that assumption, but that’s how this works. It is the responsibility of any author who gives a half of a shit about representation to know this and to work with it.

“Tanned” is not ***extremely specific*** enough. Even though I, and many other people, choose to read them as such, “tanned” does not good POC rep make. It just doesn’t. There are an endless number of other, less ambiguous ways that Maas could have indicated we were meant to read them as nonwhite, and she chose not to use them. If “Tanned” was truly sufficient as an indicator, we wouldn’t have all these fancasts with Az and Cas as white dudes. Like, listen, yes, we need to have those conversations in fandom and educate each other, but ultimately, blaming the people who read them as white won’t get us anywhere. Blame the work, which, whether it meant to be or not, was ambiguous enough to allow it.

Listen, I love these books, but Maas has a fucking abysmal diversity track record. I am going to HC Amren as a WOC and the Illyrians as Middle Eastern and I am going to hold the authors I read to a high standard re: diversity and acknowledge that Maas using the word “tanned” doesn’t meet it.

(i’m white as hell, so let me know if i’ve stepped out of line here, but rep in literature is something i feel strongly about and Ambiguously Tan just doesn’t cut it in the year of our lord 2k17)

  • Sherlock fan: Who do you think Sherlock has had sex with?
  • Me: Irene Adler. I'm a Sherlolly fan, but... He was playing the theme he had composed for her. Adlock sex is also Bennybatch headcanon. TLD pretty much confirmed Adlock, too.
  • Omnipresent TJ*C supporter: No. It was Jawn. Deal with it. TJ*C Explained made a whole video about it.
  • Me: TJ*C Explained made a JOHNLO*K ADVENT SERIES for THE JOHNLO*K KISS and IT NEVER HAPPENED. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

OKAY BUT RAPHAEL KNOWS SIMON HAD A BAND?? HOW?? DID I MISS SOMETHING OR SIMON LITERALLY TOLD HIM ALL ABOUT HIS BAND WHEN HE LIVED AT THE DUMORT. DID HE SING ALL THE TIME AND ALL THE VAMPS LOOKED ANNOYED BUT SECRETLY ENJOYING?? DID RAPHAEL PRETEND HE DIDNT GIVE A SHIT BUT WAS ACTUALLY LISTENNING WHEN SIMON TALKED EXCITEDLY ABOUT HOW WELL HIS BAND WAS GOING?? WHAT I DONT EVEN ASDFGHJKL

ps. One thing for sure I smell band manager!raphael fanfic writers pls don’t let me down

one time this girl was sitting next to me on a plane and leans over and says isn’t it just so annoying when people don’t speak english? i don’t understand why they don’t just learn english if they’re going to be here” while we were on a flight coming from turkey

yo guys im sorry i havent been posting a lot here i feel like i should appologize

anonymous asked:

Jin~ I'm back! I got my grades and apparently I did well. Thank you for the flying kiss, you're so cute! Anyway, here's my question— How hard is it to wake up your dongsaengs everday? Especially Yoongi. 「-Flower Anon💐」「removed 'boy' to make the name shorter」

Jin: No problem! I’m glad you did well!! 
As for waking up the boys….

Jin: Ok, both Jimin and Hobi are easier to wake up than the others. Tae is the hardest one to wake up actually. Since he gets fussy about having to wake up early to go to his classes. But with Tae, Yoongi, Kook, and Namjoon, I have to literally DRAG them outta bed. I have to twist Jungkook’s nipples to wake him up. They sleep like logs! Gosh it’s a nightmare.

I’m so dead ya’ll imagine Stiles and Lydia are just laying in bed, getting it on, and Lydia starts moaning and screaming out some shit like “Mieczyslaw” just to fuck with Stiles’ head like that would just put me in hysterics, and although it would be purely for comedic purposes, a scene like that would be oddly satisfying for me.

anonymous asked:

please list your top 5 baekhyun blogs and describe them

asfdsdg i don’t follow enough of them and the ones I follow are all lovely but these are the ones I’ve either talked to/reblog often from,, in no particular order…//

@littlebyuns veteran baekhyun stan asdfg; one of the most considerate baekhyun stan on this website

@baekshitbyun her thirst is as deep as the indian ocean hgsfda jk she loves him a lot :((   -i’ve framed and sealed ur confession {*≧∀≦}  

@dreamybaeks her header picture says it all shdgjhf when sofie isn’t being dragged she’s asking where baekhyun is- that says a lot right lmao

@byunbaekhyunsheaux delusional stan (ily really also he’s not ur man byeeee)

@ilovebbhsomuch the url sums it up djsfhgaf and her whole blog is a baekhyun shrine asdfhj

check them all out anon if you haven’t already so you can overdoes on baekhyun tooo asdfgh junmyeon would be proud of me (⊃‿⊂)