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Don’t Leave

Summary: Jaebum feels like you only use him for sex, and you’re too insecure to admit otherwise.

Warnings: dominant female role, begging, prostate massaging, oral sex, overstimulation, angst, its filthy, dont read it if you cant deal with the filth

Word Count: 11,645 

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ok i know i rearranged them on the sofa deal with it ITS A DIFFERENT SIZE SOFA HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO REALISTICALLY FIT 5 TEENAGE GUYS ON A SOFA

anyway they’re watching kingsman, as per oikawa’s only non-scifi-related request and lbr kuroo’s enjoying it but nobody lets go of a chance to tease oikawa

anyway yeah just some quick doodle stuff while i reconcile the thought that i ship pretty much every combination of captains out there

Reasons to love Dragon Age Origins cast

You guys seemed to like the DAI one (for whatever reason)…

Which is here: http://lumi-chann.tumblr.com/post/152579171906/reasons-to-love-dragon-age-inquisition-cast

So heres more garbage below, if you feel like wasting your time :”)


Alistair

– Thinks Blight is like a party

– Until it actually goes wrong

– Thinks of his mentor like a father

HUG HIM

– (Actually you cant.)

– Wow game, you are an asshole

– Is really sweet and precious

– And a dork

– Stfu Alistair you know I´m right

– Just wants to be accepted and not made fun of

– Says the sweetest things and makes non single women compare their boys to him probably

– Compares you to a rose

– „Why cant he be real???“

– Bish, he is too good and innocent for this world

– Afraid of responsibility

– Like #relatable I get you man…

– Doesn´t want to be the king unless you tell him to „go for it boo“

– Loves dogs but would probably deny it.


Morrigan

– Much sarcasm

– Some of the smartest dialogue

– Can make you look stupid without putting effort into it.

– Could also kill you

– Changes into animals

– But her true form is still the best

– You probably like her outfit one way or the other

– (Cant believe hers is the only concept art that made it into the game…)

– Likes jewelry

– And deserves all of it.

BECAUSE SHE´S A QUEEN.

– Makes fun of Alistair.

– And everyone else

– But you just can´t hate her

– Hates love

– Until you romance her

– Holy shit she´s great at it then.

– But the ending hurts.

– It´s okay, she´ll be back

– Protect her from her mom


Zevran

Ohhhh boi, here we go

– That accent

– It makes even the straightest people go gay for him

– Smooth as fuck and he knows it.

– Thinks he doesnt deserve to be loved

– Is actually a precious cinnamon roll

– „I feel terrible and I wish to cry. May I rest my head in your bossom“

– Sure why not.

BUT WHY DOESNT HE ASK THE WARDEN FOR THIS

– What do you mean I´m playing as a guy. This guy has love to give for everybody

– Flirts with everyone, it´s great

– Tattoos

– Ugh that accent is still great

– Actually the most loyal romance tbh

– And cares about you

– Like a lot.

– So much so that if you die, he doesnt love anyone again.

– Deserves all the happiness


Lelianna

– Wants to help

– Because she had a dream about the end of the world

– Thinks the god sent her to help you

– Actually believes it

GASP „SHOES!“

– Likes your hair, even if you´re fukin bald

– Sweetest

– And her voice is sweet too tho

– Asks about your current boyfriend/girlfriend

– Best sis you could ask for.

– Doesn´t wantto kill anyone

– Not even an assassin sent after her

– Or the person who sent them.

DONT TELL HER TO.

– Doesnt want to be like her ex and wants to move on

– Loves you

– So so much

PROTECT HER


Sten

– Doesn´t like you

– Or anyone

– Or anything

– Haha got you. He actually is the sweetest later on.

– Calls you „kadan“ how cute is that dude

– Tol but precious

HE LIKES KITTENS AND FLOWERS

– Also took cookies from a boy because he didnt want him to get chubby

– Played „I spy“ with himself while waiting to either starve or get eaten

– Sad because he lost his sword

– „WHERE IS MY SWORD“

– He named it „Asala“ which means „soul“

– Has cute dialogue with your dog

– Literally so clueless but so smart you cant understand him if you tried

– Makes you sound dumb for asking questions

– „I should have stayed in that cage“

– So done with you.


Oghren

– Holy fuck a dwarf

– Finally

– Tough little badass

– Dont call him little though

– Could kill you

– So drunk

– Worst dwarf ever, it´s great.

– Actually the best cause his town is full of assholes

– Probably drunk all the time and if he stopped hed be like „how did I get here“

– Loves the surface tho

– „It´s sodding great. No one has any idea who you are or what you´re doing“

– Love him

– „That dog. Sodding thing took my pants“
– Oghren, you´re wearing your pants

– „BUT THE DOG DOESNT KNOW THAT“

– Loves his wife even if she did bad things. And left him. And cheated on him. And went crazy.

– He´s too good. It´s sad

– But is still a smooth mofo with Felsi

– Let him be happy.


Shale

– Calls you an „it“

– How does this not insult me

– Has a „nickname“ for everyone

– Is a rock

– jk, is a golem

– Trolls everyone

– And hates squishy things

– And pigeons

– And anything that has feathers and wants to take a crap on her

– Gives no crap herself

– Actually genderless

– Don´t question it

– Too good for you

– Wears crystals into fights

– LIKE A BOSS

– Also has a boner for Sten

– You know it´s true

– Also makes you look stupid, its great


Wynne

– Ayyy mama of the group

– Nah, she´s actually pretty cool

– And saves your sorry ass whenever you take her along, admit it

– Was a healer before it was cool.

– AND BACK WHEN HEALERS EXISTED IN THIS WORLD (I´m looking at you DAI)

– She´s too good, even Oghren and Zevran tried to go for it

– Scolds you about your relationship, but then later on totally ships it

–  Asks Alistair if he knows where babies come from

– Like, Wynne why

PRETTY DARN SASSY

– Could probably tell you anything about wine


Dog

– Is a dog

Happy bark

Disapproving whine

– Could tell Zathrian was a (semi) bad guy before we could

– Just wants to play

– But ok, am i the only one who is afraid to take him along sometimes?

– LIKE WHAT IF HE GETS HURT?

– MAMA WARDEN ISNT READY FOR THAT

– Actually makes Morrigan break her tsun act for a few moments

– Is a tsun himself kinda

– But loves you above all

– Protect him


canada has 5 years worth of maple syrup hidden somewhere in quebec that is as heavily guarded as a commercial bank with a top security system and it’s called the “global strategic maple syrup reserve” and it’s a really big deal so in case you guys were wondering yes we have a real canadian army and yes we may have a secret strategy involving maple syrup

youtube

i could watch this an infinite number of times

book tumblr’s activism problem.

im not gonna lie, ive thought about quitting tumblr a lot specifically because of the reactions to my blog posts about racism, ableism, and anti-lgbtqia*.

the reason why im even mentioning this is because every time i crosspost a post about this or speak up about problematic books its met with hostility. not always publicly. mostly via asks. 

see, i can deal with you harassing me. im used to harassment. but i cant deal with ignorance. and in comparison to the overwhelmingly positive responses i get on my blog and on twitter? well, tumblr looks pretty bad. you guys are looking really bad. and i know its not all of you. i know there’s a good portion of you guys who care. theres also a good portion that belongs to the “dont say anything unless its positive” fraction which is probably the worst thing you can do considering we’re living through the global rise of fascism right now.

i know tumblr is escapism for a lot of people. but you dont get to be escapist when you’re living in a world like this and are disabled, non-white, non-straight. non-cis. we dont have that luxury.  do you want to be escapist or an ally? make a choice.

i just really wish people would openly support more. share posts. discuss problematicness. you dont even have to support me specifically, you dont have to care about me. but you shouldnt refuse to talk about racism, anti-lgbtqia, and ableism and happily continue to promote and reblog and gush about extremely harmful books. its not only me. book tumblr is making activists leave. a lot have left already. and you know what happens when activists leave. bigotry will take over. 

this is just me telling you guys one more time before it’s too late.

Mystic Messenger Watchdogs (2) AU

if my boys were in DEADSEC

Yoosung

  • doesnt even know how to hack
  • Seven pretty much forced him into it
  • brings the rest of the RFA food and coffee when they need it
  • also does lots of PR shit for dedec/the dedsec app
  • probably runs a dedsec twitter/facebook/insta
  • owns 10 different cell phones
  • the RFA is always on his ass about how easily anyone could find out his information at any time
  • and he’s just like LEAVE ME ALONE I WANNA BE A NORMAL BOY
  • always trying to talk everyone out of doing potentially life threatening ops
  • they never listen
  • “are you guys sure about this?”
  • “cant we just…stay inside today?”
  • i did not sleep enough last night to deal with this

Zen

  • specializes in graphic design for dedsec (like sitara!)
  • Yoosung has to run every instagram post he wants to make be Zen first
  • “Yoosung, you cant post that. it doesnt fit our aesthetic”
  • “Jumin, you cant wear that. it doesnt fit our aesthetic”
  • “no one even knows i work with dedsec”
  • “it doesnt matter. you have to completely immerse yourself”
  • he can never just build something, we has to make it look badass, too
  • if he has nothing else to do he’ll just do some graffiti in the hackerspace
  • also catch him around town spray painting “dedsec” all over whatever he wants
  • always annoyed

Jaehee

  • does she sleep?
  • does she eat?
  • no one really knows
  • Yoosung and Seven have this theory that she just lives in the hackerspace, like she never goes home and just sleeps there
  • her work space takes up an entire corner of the room, but its actually very neat despite what you’d think for someone who drinks 8 coffees a day
  • constantly running through data and trying to figure out what the next step is for dedsec
  • about three times a week Zen will find her asleep at her work space and he honestly doesnt even wake her
  • “hey can you get her up? i need to check on what she found out yesterday”
  • Zen shushes Seven
  • “hey, you got all day to ask her about that shit. let her sleep for a goddamn second”
  • “alright, alright, geez…”

Jumin

  • uses his money to fund dedsec
  • prefers building shit over sitting at a computer
  • once built an electronic collar for elly that monitors her mood/health status
  • also, brings elly to the hackerspace all the time
  • always in trouble with his dad because he’s constantly missing those “dinners” he’s supposed to go to
  • angst
  • uses the fact that he’s a public figure to cover up any shit that dedsec starts
  • lets the use C&R computers for elicit activities
  • his father is so mad

707

  • actually does live in the hackerspace
  • carries a backpack everywhere
  • god a big ass work area with like 5 monitors
  • when Jaehee works out what the next step for dedsec is, Seven actually makes it happen
  • the hands and feet of dedsec essentially (marcus)
  • stealing cars is a regular thing for him
  • running from the police is also pretty common
  • Zen sees Seven every single day, and every time he greets him with
  • “eeey you didnt get arrested yesterday, nice!”
  • and they high five
  • if Seven passes you on the street, he probably wired money from your bank account
  • and you should probably hang up the phone, cause he can hear that too
  • the reason Yoosung is growing grey hairs

Saeran

  • always makin bots and shit
  • probably build fighting robots
  • reigning champ. of course,
  • always asking Seven to build a robot so that he can FIGHT IT
  • “stop designing those killer bots and make something useful, will you?”
  • “fine…..asshole”
  • because of Saeran, theres always some little bot roaming around the hackerspace
  • or flying
  • without them Seven wouldnt be able to do his ops
  • once he designed a bot whos only purpose was to pick up things from above, like a crane
  • he stole Jaehee’s coffe once and almost died
  • he took Yoosungs phone right out of his hand once (and laughed for 10 minutes straight)
  • also took Jumins screwdriver while his back was turned, then sat and watched as Jumin looked around the room for it in confusion, asking everyone if they knew where it was 

THANKS FOR READING I LOVE WATCHDOGS

KILL ME NOW

Okay like that speech that Cassy said has got me dead. So dead. Cannot handle. Cassy is so like, suicidal without his Winchesters. They. Are. His. World. They are my world! Castiel is a Winchester! Castiel Winchester!! Castiel fucking Winchester!!!! Okay now I’m thinking about destiel haha but it’s not funny like have you seen how my poor little Cassy was acting like Dean was all like what did you do and Cassy was all like Yeah I broke the fucking deal you’re welcome Deano and I JUST CANT HE WAS ABOUT TO CRY

THIS WORLD NEEDS EVERY LAST FUCKING WINCHESTER IT CAN GET.

FUCK IM TALKING TO YOU GUYS READING THIS! WE ARE ALL WINCHESTERS AND WE NEED EVERY WINCHESTER WE CAN GET! ALWAYS KEEP FIGHTING. ALWAYS.

I’m like emotionally unstable I love you Cas I know you think you’re worthless and that you get in the way but YOU. ARE. LOVED. EVERYBODY LOVES YOU LIKE EVERYBODY YOU ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE WORLD WITHOUT YOU THE WORLD WOULD BE IN SHAMBLED AND TE WINCHESTERS WOULD HAVE GIVEN UP AND DIED! YOU ARE THE GLUE THAT HOLDS US TOGETHER CASSY! OUR GLUE! I FUCKING LOVE YOU! WE ALL FUCKING LOVE YOU! DEAN FUCKING LOVES YOU (and loves fucking you ammirite) YOU ARE OUR WORLD.

You are everything Cassy. We. Love. You.

JESUS CHRIST MAN JUST KNOW THAT KAY

WHO ATE YOU

WERE THE GUYS WHO SAVED THE WORLD

Reasons why I’m excited for Moana:

  • she has big eyebrows
  • she’s realistically curvy
  • Dwayne. The Rock. Johnson.
  • The girl playing Moana is the cutest thing ever
  • her eyebrows tho
  • Hawaii is gorgeous and I can’t wait to see what they do with that
  • but guys she has big eyebrows you don’t understand 
for all those hating on greenflame

OK can you all just STOP!? like I’m serious STOP this is childish and its not only hurting greenflame shippers but its hurting the fandom….I mean I saw a post saying either killing off kai or Lloyd so greenflame cant be cannon…..ARE   YOU  SERIOUS….not only is that harmful to the staff but also to once again the FANDOM you want a character to die just because you don’t like the ship…..COME ON YOU GUYS!!!! just stop it!!! and look if you don’t like greenflame that’s fine! just don’t make hate posts, insult the ship or the people that ship it and most importantly JUST DEAL WITH IT its 2 fictional character take a chill pill!

so ninjago fandom PLZ boost this cause this needs to STOP

Needs to be said ❤

Just know that no matter who you are, what u believe in, or where you are from, know that i care about you. So talk with me, message me if you want, because no matter what happens this is what this blog is for. Yes its a blog about Mark and Jack but more than that its a blog based on the communities and what we stand for like Love, Respect, and helping others in times of need; and for this reason know that i am here for you. Mark and Jack cant see everything, so just know that because of them we are family. I love u guys so much and u have all helped me so much ❤💚so if u ever need a friend, someone to laugh with, or even dealing with tough times know i am here and I BELIEVE IN U.

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Another blind boxer Tweek comic! This takes place shortly after the third part above where Craig’s gang have settled down for lunch. Seems like Clyde’s having a mental breakdown about being owned, especially by Tweek. Don’t worry guys, he’s just butt hurt.

I don’t have to explain the obvious theme these two pages, do I? Hopefully not, if you’re really dumb and cant’t figure it out, ask me.

Also, YES, CRAIG IS ASEXUAL in this AU, that doesn’t mean he can’t feel romantic attraction or admire someone’s appearance, he literally has no interest in sexual interactions, so don’t expect Craig to be sexual in this AU, seriously. Don’t like it? Deal with it.

Anywayyysss, enjoy.

anonymous asked:

To AdminNao: i cant wait until you write more!!! Ur always so considerate of your readers and write responses and it doesnt seem like a big deal to you but i think its great that you take notice of us. Thank you ilysm

Oh wow! I have no idea what I wrote to get such a nice response (always the clueless Nao when it comes to these things, lol), but thank you very much! I’m a little busy with work and upcoming exams rn, but I’ll try to write as much as I can! Please look forward to it! We love you guys too! これからもよろしくお願いします! ~Nao

Originally posted by milkypasta

anonymous asked:

Why is everyone insisting you friendzoned your friend? The presence of a "friendzone" is exactly why such friendships as you have are non-existent. It corrupts the idea that two people of opposite genders can be just friends without any intention of a romantic partnership. Thank you for sharing it with us!

Because people cant deal with the fact my best friend is a guy and i’m a girl, the odea we’ve never been interested in each other is strange to some people. All the best friend to lover tropes sort of ruin the reality that sometimes friendship is just friendship. We call each other pet names because we’ve been friends for 8 years not because we’re i love yknow? But some people want to find romantic subtext in everything xx

guys holy shit he talked to me on the phone and his voice cracked up and i was like JACK its over please stop and he was like “i cant please just let me see you once i wont touch you i just want to talk and then is wear ill move on i cant move on unless i see you and tell you everything to your face”
guys im so fucking stressed i said ill see and i hung up on him im so grossed tf out i hate myself its such a hassle dealing with this i want him out of my life

tasygiggles  asked:

38, 99, 108?

thank you c:

Ask Meme

38. Describe your dream girl/guy?

99. Have any pets?

yes!! he’s a precious little guy. unfortunately, i dont have any pictures on this computer.

108. What should you be doing?

commissions, but im dealing with a lot of mental garbage rn and i cant focus.. >_>