i cant deal with how perfect it is

OKAY I AM WATCHING A VIDEO ABOUT FMA AND I AM SCREAMING

So you know how the main villains are all adapted of the 7 deadly sins right

And ironically it happens that all of them will follow the description of the punishments in Dante’s Inferno for each sins. (also friendly reminder Dante was the name of the villain in the first anime, I just can’t)

So, quoting the video (which is in French here) and spoiling to death :

Those who committed the sin of Pride are condemned to be constantly crushed under the weight of a rock. In FMA, Pride will end up crushed under rocks.

Those who committed the sin of Envy are condemned to have their eyes being sewed. In FMA, Envy will have his eyes being burned out multiple times.

Those who committed the sin of Wrath are condemned to have their limbs being pulled away. In FMA, Wrath lost both of his arms against Scar.

Those who committed the sin of Sloth are condemned to walk for ever without being able to stop. In FMA, Sloth spent all his life digging the tunnel.

Those who committed the sin of Greed are condemned to share the same body with people who would give everything away for others, the opposite of Greed. In FMA, Greed will then share his body with Ling, his total opposite.

Those who committed the sin of Gluttony are condemned to be bitten and eaten by Cerberus. In FMA, Gluttony will be eaten up by Pride. 

Those who committed the sin of Lust are condemned to be exposed to burning winds and to go through a wall of flame to clean themselves away from their sin. In FMA, Lust is being burnt to death by Roy

As for Father, in Alchemy it was specified that if one managed to create a Homunculus, this one would never be able to leave a little bottle, which is the case of Father. Moreover, the first man to claim having created a Homunculus was named Philippus Theophrastus Aureolus Bombastus Von Hohenheim.  

Moreover, the one who ordered to create Father was the king of Xerxes who wanted to access Immortality. But his plan will turn out against him and Father will provoke his death. In our reality, Xerces is dead killed by one of his captain which plan was to take over his empire to divide it between his Seven Sons. The parallelism between Father and the Homunculus is then obvious, but the story doesn’t stop there, as the story tells that the Seven Sons had been killed as well by the Son of the King, who had for Mother the Queen Amestris


Can you hear me scream on the other side of your screen on how clever this manga is

not to complain more than usual lol but well my family’s been textin me to know wht i feel abt my brothers baby & i think its cute as all babies are & i like lookin at the pictures but i dont rly feel anythin abt it tbh like its already hard enough for me to feel affection for ppl who’re like outside my scope of view/not in direct relation w them like my family & friends back home but in this case i havent even met the baby & i cant rly get an idea of
what kind of affection i shd have for it & in the end since most of my affective relationships towards my family are rote/pretension/an act that ive perfected thruout my life im unsure of how to deal w this new act bc the baby doesnt rly require/expect me to act as if i care/feel affection for it but my family does (they ask bc theyre also checkin if i rly do feel anythin tbh) & im unsure of what to say esp bc since ig i said smth wrong (that i thought it was cute but would be cuter if chubbier) they already mentioned the fact that i Can’t Love Others & were like we’re so sorry for ur ‘friend’ bc ofc bein homophobic is their go-to punishment when ive done smth emotionally wrong & i have also perfected the Victimized Gay persona but anyway how do normal ppl do this ? i get rly exhausted havin feelings for my wife whom i love + a couple friends at a time, how do ppl love more than three ppl w/o resortin to staging the whole thing, creating an act, recreatin certain rites that u know r supposed to express affection anyway this is why 2D family is such an easy option for me bc theres no involvment/investment in sayin i love gin chan or wantin to collect his figures it requires no emotional effort on my part & takes nothin away from me unlike actual real people anyway my wife’s gettin here tomorrow 🙏🙌🙌🙌🙏

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I understand all the fat-positive blogs and posts and stuff but it pisses me off that people can think my issues can be washed away with “ omg no youre beautiful” like bitch please you cant talk about how fat positive you are and turn around and say “sorry i dont date fat people” and saying “im ugly because i gain weight” while youre half my damn size. 

ive been dealing with people degrading me to “cute” all my fucking life because fat can’t be the same sexy you see in magazines.

im tired of seeing bs “omg perfect!!” on fat cosplays because you fucking know its just assholes trying to sound nice.

OKAY TAYLOR SERIOUSLY I CANT DEAL WITH THIS RIGHT NOW I AM SO OVERWHELMED!! EVERYTHING IS SO SO PERFECT IM SPEACHLESS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND THE CLOTHES THE CARD KSD;FEALK EVERYTHING IS SO AMAZING I CANT EVEN PUT INTO WORDS HOW IM FEELING RIGHT NOW I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU YOU HAVE MADE MY LIFE