i cant deal with how perfect it is

OKAY I AM WATCHING A VIDEO ABOUT FMA AND I AM SCREAMING

So you know how the main villains are all adapted of the 7 deadly sins right

And ironically it happens that all of them will follow the description of the punishments in Dante’s Inferno for each sins. (also friendly reminder Dante was the name of the villain in the first anime, I just can’t)

So, quoting the video (which is in French here) and spoiling to death :

Those who committed the sin of Pride are condemned to be constantly crushed under the weight of a rock. In FMA, Pride will end up crushed under rocks.

Those who committed the sin of Envy are condemned to have their eyes being sewed. In FMA, Envy will have his eyes being burned out multiple times.

Those who committed the sin of Wrath are condemned to have their limbs being pulled away. In FMA, Wrath lost both of his arms against Scar.

Those who committed the sin of Sloth are condemned to walk for ever without being able to stop. In FMA, Sloth spent all his life digging the tunnel.

Those who committed the sin of Greed are condemned to share the same body with people who would give everything away for others, the opposite of Greed. In FMA, Greed will then share his body with Ling, his total opposite.

Those who committed the sin of Gluttony are condemned to be bitten and eaten by Cerberus. In FMA, Gluttony will be eaten up by Pride. 

Those who committed the sin of Lust are condemned to be exposed to burning winds and to go through a wall of flame to clean themselves away from their sin. In FMA, Lust is being burnt to death by Roy

As for Father, in Alchemy it was specified that if one managed to create a Homunculus, this one would never be able to leave a little bottle, which is the case of Father. Moreover, the first man to claim having created a Homunculus was named Philippus Theophrastus Aureolus Bombastus Von Hohenheim.  

Moreover, the one who ordered to create Father was the king of Xerxes who wanted to access Immortality. But his plan will turn out against him and Father will provoke his death. In our reality, Xerces is dead killed by one of his captain which plan was to take over his empire to divide it between his Seven Sons. The parallelism between Father and the Homunculus is then obvious, but the story doesn’t stop there, as the story tells that the Seven Sons had been killed as well by the Son of the King, who had for Mother the Queen Amestris


Can you hear me scream on the other side of your screen on how clever this manga is

also it just continues to Not Be The Appropriate Time to talk to my mother about stuff. hopefully all the dying’s over so like that’ll just time out in a few months i guess, but also my sister’s transitioning and both she and my older brother are having really hard times like reflecting on their terrible childhoods

so like. I really hope I can get a clear diagnosis because it might make it Real for my family. but regardless it’s just SO NOT THE TIME to be like “hey i kinda need you to completely change how you talk about the fact that i have a literal chronic illness.”

I mean I think my dad’s trying. But without a diagnosis IDK how I could impress upon them that I am sick, that it’s a normal part of my everyday life, that I would like us to just treat it like the weather. Let me say “Oh shit it’s raining today and I wanted to go to the beach” without making me feel like an asshole or telling me I just need to change my mindset.

just-a-nerd-kid  asked:

I cant believe doremy lives in a dream bubble. side note, out of sheer curiosity (I don't think I have enough canonical touhou knowledge to do so) how would a 'things' blog be made?

A Touhou Doing Things blog typically refers to their abilities or even their artwork.

DoremySweetHoldingThings exists because Doremy’s artwork has a perfect hand for holding things.

CirnoFreezingThings exists because we know Cirno deals with ice and so it’s a perfect fit.

The CirnoHoldingThings blog that I’ve slowly been working towards will exist because TH16′s Cirno has a perfect holding hand. Just like Doremy.

I’ll give an example of a difficult blog to make. I can not think of anything for Eirin Yagokoro to do. Medicate Things? The fact she has no newer artwork also makes it difficult as ZUN’s older art is a bit more difficult to use / edit.

So a Touhou Doing Things blog can exist for very simple reasons. Either in regards to things they actually do or in how they’re drawn. 

um huge shoutout to ppl with ocd

that have to deal w people constantly saying “you have ocd you shouldn’t be so lazy” because you feel like if it isnt done perfect then it cant be done at all, that isnt fair and you’re doing your best and you’re NOT lazy and i love you

It's Camren yo: A Camren master-post.

I’m sorry but I just miss them so much

I MEAN THIS LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF A MOVIE AND CAMILA’S LITTLE SMILE IS SO CUTE 

you really can’t deny that they took the cutest selfies

look at how happy they look oh my god

throwback to the first camren selfie posted 

Lauren’s eyebrow game though 

“I look like a chipmunk”

remember the ‘call, text, tweet’ videos that happened?

“Mine is Lauren.” CAN YOU NOT CAMILA 

and then this

“you’re special to me." 

THEIR HANDS THOUGH WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

i think they enjoyed torturing us

the way Lauren is tickling Camila’s cheek as she speaks

more selfies…

ONE MORE…

OK SO TWO MORE…

the way that they look at each other makes me shiver because holy shit it is like nothing else matters 

THEIR SMILES I CANT

"I want somebody to look at me the way Lauren looks at Camila.”

you’re not as subtle as you think Jauregui

tbh I don’t know how they survive with sending each other these looks because I know I would die if either of them looked at me like that

THOSE EYES 

AND I CANT DEAL WITH HOW LAUREN ALWAYS LAUGHS AT CAMILA 

“she laughs like a baby sometimes”

they’re so cute oh my gosh

and who doesn’t remember when this happened?

what about the tweets?

YAAAS LOLO YAAS

also their just dorks

sometimes they do things like this

but Lauren always forgives her because its her Camz

can we all just appreciate the smile on Lauren’s face when Camila puts her arm around her shoulder?

OK SO THE MAIN FOCUS IS THAT CAMREN IS PERFECTION AND THEY MAKE ME CRY WITH HOW CUTE THEY ARE

ha ha that wink im so done

LAST ONE…

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anonymous asked:

I know Chris is a beautiful man and has a kind heart. However, I just think he does things which makes him very unlikable person . The way he shaded his ex on IG many times and Royalty mother makes it hard to ses Rih dealing with someone like him. I don't care how he is nice to Rih, he has to show respect to anyone. I'm not saying Rih or Drake are perfect but you don't see them in the news fighting someone or beefing over stupid shit. Chris has not matured and his costing him Rih forever.

Lmao everybody shaded that girl now Maurice doing it is an issue. Roy’s mother used that baby for a come up and she pulls certain things. And you see you cant see Rih dealing with him when she’s dealt with him damn near 12 years lol. And people who has been around him expresses they’ve witnessed change in him. This annoys me when you guys are bias with them. Robyn has pulled fuck shit so much but its never noticed.-Bre

Newmas College AU-

Where Newt is an art kid and he always wears beanies to hide his scruffy ‘I haven’t slept in two days bc art’ hair and he’s obsessed with sweaters and coffee and he is kinda quiet but super sweet and walks around with a pencil tucked behind his ear and a sketch book in his hand at all times. 

And then Thomas is the dorky drama student who’s also pretty damn smart and too loud for his own good and he wears glasses and always has his sleeves rolled up bc it 'makes him look like a badass’. 

And, like, Minho has known Newt since High School and he lives with Thomas in the dorms so one day he decides to introduce the two bc Thomas has been asking questions about Newt all week and Newt tried to ask Minho something once but when Minho asked him if he liked Thomas he turned bright red and stuttered out an unconvincing denial (and after that every time Minho would bring Thomas up in conversation Newt’s cheeks would turn bright pink and he would try to change the subject and Minho would just smirk knowingly but he wouldn’t say anything else bc he has a plan). And when they finally meet Thomas is all lopsided grins and dorky pick-up lines that make Newt blush furiously and then right before Newt leaves (and he’s a little… ok, very disappointed that Thomas didn’t ask him out) Thomas asks him if he wants to grab a coffee with him the next day and Newt can’t help his over-enthusiastic yes and he gives him his number and Thomas smiles fondly when he notices that Newt’s ears are red bc he’s still blushing. And Minho just smirks knowingly when Newt smiles brilliantly at him the next morning before class and tells him all about how excited he is for the date and has to refrain from telling him about how Thomas literally would not shut up about him last night and because he totally knew that they would be perfect for each other.

And on Thomas and Newt’s third date Newt asks Thomas all shyly if he can draw him and Thomas agrees after making a corny 'draw me like on of your french girls’ joke that makes Newt giggle and shake his head bc Thomas is the biggest idiot. And Thomas is all giddy and bursting with happiness because he remembers asking Newt what he likes to draw and Newt telling him that he only draws things that he cares about or have an impression on him, and bc of this Thomas is all restless and kinda wants to do a happy dance and so he keeps shuffling around and Newt gets exasperated and tells him to sit still but can’t help but grin after Thomas sticks his tongue out at him.

And Newt is focusing really hard on making the perfect drawing and his eyebrows are creased and Thomas can’t help but stare because he is just too bloody cute and Newt catches him staring and blushes adorably before quickly focusing back on drawing (but he can’t seem to get rid of the faint blush or the fond smile that seem to be permanently stuck on his face thanks to a certain brunette) and I juST CANT EVEN DEAL WITH MY FEELINGS ABOUT HOW MUCH I NEED THIS TO EXIST AND I KINDA WANT TO WRITE IT BUT I COULD NEVER DO IT JUSTICE BC SHY ARTY NEWT, AND DORKY CONFIDENT THOMAS, AND SMUG MATHC-MAKER MINHO ARE JUST TOO PERFECT AND THEY MEAN EVERYTHING TO ME!!!

How do I deal with my mother?

So she’s always been a bit nuts. Like over controlive. But that’s because I have an immune issue. But now I’m 18 and finally have a boyfriend. And he’s like perfect. But she’s such an asshole. Shes constantly told me he’s cheating on me with all his friends. (Because yes mom thats totally how being bi works)
To the point of walking into where he worked with me (only all stuff store in my town) and kept telling me how he was liying to me about him working that day. Well we walked right into him. Working. She just growled. And she has always apologized for how my dad used to abuse me when I was homeschooled.
Getting slammed into the counter and knocked down and crap. She tells me its okay what he did because it was in the past. Tells me I’ll find someone who’s just like him (and me! Don’t forget how I have just the same issues as him because I have problems voicing my opinions and have random times where I cant hold everything in still and loose it. I know its not healthy. I’m trying to fix me. But she just tells me I’m just like him and will be no better than he is)
I’m with someone who loves me. Who has stuck with me for a year. Stuck with me through the last time I though I was gonna loose him because of my parents. Who has no reason to stay with me. It wasn’t for sex. he was with me for over a year before we fucked. And he’s never pushed me. He’s put up with all my crazy But now she constantly denies that I’m dating him. “Your just really good friends!”
“You’re probably just gay!”
Now its coming to the point where he dont want to come over. He leaves sooner and sooner because she just harasses him.
And for me to go to college I have to pass My drivers test. I’ve only been driving for 2 months (only drove around 20 times) if I don’t pass the test she will not drive me to college. My dad is in the hospital for cancer. So he can’t take me.

Science teacher

Chapter 3: Gym buddies

I feel like i rushed this story a bit, but tell me what you guys think! Also sorry for the long wait :)

I woke up in my masters belly button. Everything was still sticky from the cum from the other night.

Suddenly he started moving. Quickly i jumped off. The first thing i saw was his two huge mounds jiggling with freedom. He never said a word and left the room.

***
He came back with Luke in his hands. His face shows hes been through a lot during the night. “Ah who would’ve guessed id have two slaves to service me?” he said.

I saw him reaching for his thong. “Time to go where you belong slave. He grabbed me and placed me in the little pouch.
"Wh-where am i going?” Luke asked.

My master smirked. “Well i guess the only free space is under my big sweaty balls” he said chuckling.

Luke face showed fear. I saw Luke being placed under his balls. “Ah i actually enjoy this feeling slave. Well nows its your turn slave.” and with that i was wedged once again into my masters huge ass.

“Oh and slaves, guess what were doing today? We’re going to the gym, and there we’ll meet some of my good friends. And trust me if they find out about you two, they might want some of the fun.” he said chuckling.

He started moving and opening and closing things. Then i heard the blender turning on.
“If youre wondering what this is its a protien shake. Everything possible to make the worst farts. I hope your ready”

***

In the car i heard him drinking the car but so far no farts have been released. The car stopped and i felt him get out. “Oh slave get ready for this”

He let out a fart. I inhaled it. It was the best smell in the world. I was quickly loving smelling his farts, but i could never let him know.

***

Its been an hour and his farts got worse and worse and i loved it.
“Joseph? Is that you?” i heard a voice say.
“Oh hey Roderick. Hows it been?”
“Well not much me and Stan were just about to go in the shower room”

He let out a fart. The smell wasn’t bad this time but it was still enjoyable.

“Well i guess ill join you.”

I felt him get up and walk to the shower room.

“Oh slaves… Better hope you guys dont get caught, Roderick and Stan are way worse than me.”

Once in there i felt his shorts come off. Then his boxer briefs.

“Woah Joseph! You wear thongs?” Roderick asked.
He smirked. “Well i do enjoy the feeling of the string up my bubble ass” he said spanking his huge mounds.
“Well take it off i wanna try it on!” and with that i felt the thong come off.

All i saw where three giants looking down at me and Luke was in the front part of the thong, gasping for air. Stan was taller than my master, probably 6'7, black hair, he had toned abs. And what from where i was i could see two huge mounds, larger than my masters!! Roderick wasnt that far off either.
6'0, brown hair, a huge cock and bubble butt.
Now i can see why they’re all friends.

“Well what do we have here?” Stan said.
Stan reached down and picked me up. “Well Joseph, i didn’t know you were done with the formula!”
“Well. I never got the chance to really tell you guys. But hey i got a deal for you two.” my master said, “They both had been trained and are obedient slaves you can have them but for a cost.”

“How much?” Roderick asked.
“100$ with a customized thong, that ive got ready in my gym bag.”

“Oh Joseph, always so considerate. Deal, I’ll take this one.” Roderick said pointing at Luke.
“Well that leaves me with you” Stan said still holding me".

***

After the showers were done i was handed over to Stan.
’ Cant believe i just got sold…’


“Well this is going to be fun slave” Stan said.

Before he put me in my little pouch i got a perfect view of his ass. It looked like two huge watermelons! They wiggled with even the slightest movement. If i was put in there without this string, i would be lost for days.

He started putting on his thong. Immediately i got a sniff of his sweaty ass. It was somehow twice as bad than my old masters. Nothing ive smelled comes into compersion with this.

He spread his cheeks open and made sure i was placed on his hole. He let go of his mounds and closed me in my new home.
Almost instantly ge let out a huge wet fart.
I couldnt even smell it. My eyes started watering it was so unbearable i couldnt even smell it.

“Oh slave, Joseph told me you were trained…guess ill have to teach you some more discipline huh?”.

I felt him move and get into his car, driving us home.

***

When we got to his house he quickly went into his room and took me off. He picked me out of the little pouch and held me face to face with him.

“I got a little present for you slave. I havent use the bathroom all day and guess who’ll get to witness it?” he said smiling.

He held me tightly and started walking outside his room. He opened a door and it led into a very strange room. It was empty and it had no furinture but a shoe box. He set me down and i looked up

Even his balls and dick were bigger than my old masters!! What kind of luck did i get. He picked me up and set me in the box.
“Oh slave i have to take a huge shit and its all for you” he said with a smile.

My master turned around and squat down. I got a perfect view of his pink hole. Then i saw a turd falling down. The smell wasnt as bad as i thought, but it made my eyes water.
“Oh that feels good slave”

Then another one fell on me! By comparison it was way bigger than me. I was crushed by my master feces. I was.. Strangly aroused.

***

I lost track of the time but it must have been hours.

“Well i hope you enjoyed yourself slave, because now i need toilet paper but sadly im out of it. Luckily your here” he said chuckling.

He moved the shit off of me and placed me inbetween his ass.
“Start licking slave”

Never in my life have i done something so quick. I started licking the shit off his ass. As much as i was grossed out, i didnt mind at all. I couldve done this for hours. I felt movement and then he stopped.

I think he layed down in bed, leaving me with his shit covered hole. I stopped licking his shit, wanting to enjoy the smell a little longer.

‘If this is whats its going to be like with my new master… I cant wait for all the nasty things he has planned for me’ i thought

I wonder what Luke is going through…

Error (Acapella)
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Error (Acapella)

VIXX - Error Acapella (Vocal Rip)

PS: idk what hapenned the acapella was so perfect until the last minute of the song the instrumental noises came up out of nowhere n i cant fix it so yeah forgive me;;;;;; but still i want to share u this vocal rip bcos u ABSOLUTELY need to listen to their harmonization im o<<

PPS: USE YOUR EARPHONE FOR BETTER EARGASM \m/

PLOT 2.3

2.2 here

No one wanted to break the silence first on their way to Portland.

Eren fell asleep.

When the car passed by a small forest, Levi stopped. He woke Eren up, asking him to go for a walk.

“You might understand why I let you sign that paper last night.”

“Yea. I have to take back what I said about you. It’s not boring at all to be with you.”

“Should I see it as a compliment?”

“Sure.”

“I wonder,” Levi said, “After seeing all of these, do I make you feel…”

“…sick?”

“I didn’t expect such a harsh word. But if you…”

“No.”

Eren interrupted him.

“Why do you think I jumped into your helicopter?”

“Eren, dont.”

“Walked into your apartment and slept in your bed?”

Because you liked me. Perhaps more than like. Levi held back a sigh.

“Do you regret now?” he asked.

“It has nothing to do with regret or not.” Eren replied solemnly with a gentle voice, “As you said, too many things happened this morning, maybe I just need some time to think over them carefully.”

“I can see that.”

“No you cant.”

Eren frowned.

“Otherwise you wont ask me such a question.”

Levi surrendered.

“Give me some time, okay?” Eren cupped the riven’s face, looking at him in the eyes. “Trust me. Dont panic, I’m still here.”

Levi break the eye contact.

“Now you truly make me feel like a teenager going through her first love.” He murmured.

“I guess you dont have much experience about how to deal with the situation like this, like me.” Eren tried not to smirk but his lips curved.

“You neither.” Levi replied in his low voice, blushed a little.

A small kiss placed on his forehead.


The car arrived Eren’s place. (yes this is a new picture… I cant help but add it in Oh where did they find such a beautiful brick wall, its color made a perfect contrast to the car)

Before the younger got off, Levi passed him an envelop, it was an blank Dominant/Submissive contract. He told Eren this is a part of his life. “Leave or stay, it’s all up to you. But I really hope you dont make any decision before reading it.”

Eren just nodded.

“Pls read it carefully. Email me if you have any questions.”

“You’ve talked a lot today.”

The brunet couldn’t help but smile.

“No matter what your answer will be, dont take French leave.”

“Levi. Stop.”

“I’m sorry.”

“Thanks for the ride.”

“See you.”

Eren closed the door and headed to the building.

Levi started the car, hesitated a while before stepping on the gas. His phone chirped.

An email from Eren Jaeger:

- I’m sure you start to miss me already. ;)



There’s no doubt… Eren’s good at teasing here…

And he’s caring.

TBC

Luke Hemmings Acne Appreciation Post

because lukes ance is hot (*˘︶˘*)

i mean look at him, he rocks that acne

and you know what grinds my gears

THE Fact tHAt THEY MAKE HIM WEAR MAKEUP IN iNTERVIEWS pISSES ME OFF

fuckin hottie right there

HEs so perfect fuck me

I mean shit

date me please

hes perfect enough without makeup and then you do this sHit?

i have no words

no lip ring but still 

he doesnt even have to try

that fucker

how can his acne be prettier than me?

who fucking knows

so to end this post, hes one hot mofo and i cant deal with him anymore

sorry some of these pics are fetus

I understand all the fat-positive blogs and posts and stuff but it pisses me off that people can think my issues can be washed away with “ omg no youre beautiful” like bitch please you cant talk about how fat positive you are and turn around and say “sorry i dont date fat people” and saying “im ugly because i gain weight” while youre half my damn size. 

ive been dealing with people degrading me to “cute” all my fucking life because fat can’t be the same sexy you see in magazines.

im tired of seeing bs “omg perfect!!” on fat cosplays because you fucking know its just assholes trying to sound nice.

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OKAY TAYLOR SERIOUSLY I CANT DEAL WITH THIS RIGHT NOW I AM SO OVERWHELMED!! EVERYTHING IS SO SO PERFECT IM SPEACHLESS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND THE CLOTHES THE CARD KSD;FEALK EVERYTHING IS SO AMAZING I CANT EVEN PUT INTO WORDS HOW IM FEELING RIGHT NOW I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU YOU HAVE MADE MY LIFE