i cant deal with how perfect it is

OKAY I AM WATCHING A VIDEO ABOUT FMA AND I AM SCREAMING

So you know how the main villains are all adapted of the 7 deadly sins right

And ironically it happens that all of them will follow the description of the punishments in Dante’s Inferno for each sins. (also friendly reminder Dante was the name of the villain in the first anime, I just can’t)

So, quoting the video (which is in French here) and spoiling to death :

Those who committed the sin of Pride are condemned to be constantly crushed under the weight of a rock. In FMA, Pride will end up crushed under rocks.

Those who committed the sin of Envy are condemned to have their eyes being sewed. In FMA, Envy will have his eyes being burned out multiple times.

Those who committed the sin of Wrath are condemned to have their limbs being pulled away. In FMA, Wrath lost both of his arms against Scar.

Those who committed the sin of Sloth are condemned to walk for ever without being able to stop. In FMA, Sloth spent all his life digging the tunnel.

Those who committed the sin of Greed are condemned to share the same body with people who would give everything away for others, the opposite of Greed. In FMA, Greed will then share his body with Ling, his total opposite.

Those who committed the sin of Gluttony are condemned to be bitten and eaten by Cerberus. In FMA, Gluttony will be eaten up by Pride. 

Those who committed the sin of Lust are condemned to be exposed to burning winds and to go through a wall of flame to clean themselves away from their sin. In FMA, Lust is being burnt to death by Roy

As for Father, in Alchemy it was specified that if one managed to create a Homunculus, this one would never be able to leave a little bottle, which is the case of Father. Moreover, the first man to claim having created a Homunculus was named Philippus Theophrastus Aureolus Bombastus Von Hohenheim.  

Moreover, the one who ordered to create Father was the king of Xerxes who wanted to access Immortality. But his plan will turn out against him and Father will provoke his death. In our reality, Xerces is dead killed by one of his captain which plan was to take over his empire to divide it between his Seven Sons. The parallelism between Father and the Homunculus is then obvious, but the story doesn’t stop there, as the story tells that the Seven Sons had been killed as well by the Son of the King, who had for Mother the Queen Amestris


Can you hear me scream on the other side of your screen on how clever this manga is

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he is the most gorgeous and perfect man to ever grace my existence and i cannot even begin to express how profoundly grateful i am just because he is alive and all i could ever wish for is for him to be happy healthy and loved forever i just love him so much i cant even deal aaaaaaaa

anonymous asked:

Hey omg I'm loving ur new racing wip! It's really good! Can you rec me any other good AU's? So far I've only tried yours and the amazing Dales United. I need a big distraction from canon right now lol

Aww thank you anon im so happy you’re liking it, that means so much to me as for fic recs these are my faves but also no post cuts, we fic rec list like men.


you put that magic in my bones  - from @capseycartwright and one of the reasons I wake up in the morning. anyway its a beautiful magic au series and i would die for it. this series doesnt get talked about enough and its a tragedy tbh

a different language - the deaf au the world doesn’t deserve but gets from @sapphicsugden because shes wonderful.

What Lies Underneath - the parent/teacher au from @escapingreality51 that i reread all the time because its my jammy jam.

take my sins by the satanic and mean @sugdensquad its nearly 250k of PAIN but its the aaron used to be a rent boy and roberts a fucking mess of a human and they heal and HURT AND PAIN au of my dreams.

a matter of pride  by lorna again because one time she posted surprise smut and ruined my life [its not an au but it needed to be named bye]

Need You Now Robert’s a like painter redoing a house and Aaron’s trapped in an abusive situation with Gordon and Robert wants to help. its from @turquoiseterrier but warning for some tough subject matter and its a WIP but it deserves love and attention tbh

It can’t be unlearned by @portinastorm 20 years after they break up aaron and robert circle each other again and ITS ALSO PAIN AND SUFFERING but it hurts so good ok.

By Your Side the bodyguard au you didnt know you needed but never wanna let go from @snarfettelove

Unsinkable aka the titanic AU [and i hate titanic and id fight someone for this fic tbh] from @converseandglitteryboots [pls write more fic]

For You, I Could Change  if you dont know I love me a parent/teacher au and this is so good so like … read this right now. its a wip from @tazza1993

nobody said it was easy only read this if you feel like crying and dying basically your soul dies with robert so thanks for that you monster @littlelooneyluna

I’ll build you a boat darling, so you can float  haha look its a 3rd parent/teacher au whoops buT READ IT its from @victoriasugden and id kill a man for this fic. two men even.

put a bullet in me  real talk here anon this fic? its perfection. true art. the post apocalyptic zombie like au from @vckaarrob and the crazy thing anon is vic doesnt even realize HOW GOOD IT IS. deadass she should be getting paid for this content. someone get her a book deal thanks.

“Speak softly, but carry a big can of paint"  aarons an artist and robs a business man and there’s a lot of fuckin emotions in this 4 chapter fic. like… what a ride. and im sad because I don’t know who they are on tumblr so I cant tell them this fic changed my life.

Teach Me  what’s this? ANOTHER parent/teacher au and again from ameila? life is blessed anon honestly life is blessed

It’s All Greek To Me this is new and im OBSESSED and I believe its from @dorsetti on tumblr [if their a03 user is the same as here] but its a greek life au and i wanna throw myself at their feet and beg for chapter 2

M_au pair  from @veryveryverytemporarily which I honestly couldnt possibly say enough wonderful things about

and Big spender also from Sabrina  because what could have just been a silly sugardaddy au is honestly? so emotional? and wonderful and anways read this right now thanks.

Eventually @aarobron tennis au will go here ok thanks.

dingleminyard replied to your postTHAT FUCKIN PREVIEW IM SCREAMING

Ajfjgjgk Lo have mercy on my soul and break it down for me I can’t watch it ��

YOU KNOW I LOVE A GOOD SUMMARY, CORA

IT’S TIME FOR LO’S LOWDOWN~~~~~ (bless whoever created that ridiculous name)


SO AARON AND LIV ARE CHILLING IN THE CAFE 

LIV: SO U GOT A DATE EH EH EH EH EH

AARON: it’s coffee it’s not a date

LIV: NO I’M P SURE YOU’RE IN LOVE WITH THE DOCTOR NOW

BOB: I’M PERFECT

EVERYONE: CORRECT

AARON: LIV GO TO SCHOOL FOR ONCE IN YR LIFE GIRL

ROB: [WALKS IN THE DOOR STRAIGHT TOWARDS AARON BC HE’S IN LOVE] 

AARON: [LITERALLY SITS UP IN HIS CHAIR AND LOOKS LIKE HE’S WAITING FOR ROB TO SAY HI OR WHATEVER BC HE’S ALSO IN LOVE]

ROB, IN HIS SOFT AARON VOICE OH MY GOD I’VE MISSED IT: OH HEY  LOML AARON FUNNY SEEING YOU HERE WHAT A SHOCK WOW ANYHOO I WAS GONNA GET A DRINK LATER AND INSTEAD OF BEING BY MYSELF WHY DON’T YOU ALSO GET A DRINK BUT NEXT TO ME WITH ME LIKE THE GOOD BUDDIES WE ARE I KNOW THIS SOUNDS LIKE A DATE BC IT BASICALLY IS A DATE IT’S - THIS IS A DATE. 

AARON, LOOKING HIGH! KEY! AWKWARD!: oh shit i have plans

LIV, STILL HANGING AROUND BC SHE SAW ROB WALK IN THAT DOOR AND SHE KNEW, SHE FUCKIN K N E W WHAT WAS ABOUT TO GO DOWN BC THESE LUNATICS CANT FUCKIN STAY AWAY FROM ONE ANOTHER: YEAH WITH ALEX!!!! THE DOCTOR!!!! SUX TO SUCK ROB XOXO

AARON: [GESTURES FOR LIV TO SHUT UP WITH ALL THE SUBTLETY OF A BULLDOZER]

ROBERT: [STAMMERS AROUND FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES ABOUT HOW ABSOLUTELY FINE THAT IS WITH HIM AND HOW THERE ARE NO ISSUES IN HIS LIFE AND EVERYTHING IS A-OK PERFECT NO BIG DEAL]

THE END

OMG GUYS SLEEPING AT LAST RETWEETED ME AHHHHH

OMG OMG OMG FUCK IM CRYING AND LAUGHING AT THE SAME TIME OMG. WHAT IS HAPPENING?! I CANT BREATH

SLEEPING AT LAST RETWEETED MY TWEET GUYS!!!

SLEEPING AT LAST!!!

THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER OMG I CANT BELIEVE THIS HAPPENED

GUYS IM CRYING ACTUAL TEARS AHHHHHHHHHHH

SLEEPING AT LAST THE GUY THAT MAKES THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MUSIC SAW MY TWEET AND REBLOGGED IT OMG

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I ABSOLUTELY LOVE SLEEPING AT LAST

OMG I CANT BELIEVE THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED

AND THE LYRICS I POSTED UP WERE FROM MY FAVOURITE SONG BY HIM - SATURN

AND IT WAS JUST SO PERFECT FOR SAYING GOODBYE TO CASSINI

BUT GUYS SLEEPING AT LAST SAW MY TWEET I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE THIS HAPPENED

IM NEVER GONNA GET OVER THIS SORRY ABOUT THE CRAZY FANGIRLING

anonymous asked:

I mean like we all agree in an ideal world the one man we trust with our sons heart is harry right? Like all know™ and accept that in a perfect world nick would chuck all these pretentious fuckboys who don’t treat him like the king he is and marry Henry Stars. I thought dealing with men for me to date was bad but Nick deserves better 🌟

okay so on one side everytime ive thought to myself god cant nick and harry just elope already iv instantly remembered everytime nicks talked about his Feelings etc etc and how he wants “Real Love™️” or “romeo and juliet type of love” or how he wants to settle down and have kids and he just wants someone to come home to everynight!!! which aside from making me incredibly emotional it also kinda makes me think uhhh harry probably couldnt do that last part (right now) :’(

but then the other side of me is like? put harry with basically 95% of other interviewers/coworkers/anyone/friends and hes yknow Harry Styles but when you put him with nick like anytime theyve done anything together ever? they both light the fuck up!!! they both clearly give a very big damn about each other and theyve both gone out of their way to make efforts to see each other and include each other in their work and they spend CHRISTMAS together with each of eachother FAMILIES theyve travelled international (with family) to see each other they have merged friend groups? theyve made a point to keep as close as possible thru the past 6 years no matter how crazy (shitty) things got!!!

basically theyre the exception to each others rule and one day im gonna read an article about them getting married on the downlow and adopting too and im not gonna be surprised 💕

PLOT 2.3

2.2 here

No one wanted to break the silence first on their way to Portland.

Eren fell asleep.

When the car passed by a small forest, Levi stopped. He woke Eren up, asking him to go for a walk.

“You might understand why I let you sign that paper last night.”

“Yea. I have to take back what I said about you. It’s not boring at all to be with you.”

“Should I see it as a compliment?”

“Sure.”

“I wonder,” Levi said, “After seeing all of these, do I make you feel…”

“…sick?”

“I didn’t expect such a harsh word. But if you…”

“No.”

Eren interrupted him.

“Why do you think I jumped into your helicopter?”

“Eren, dont.”

“Walked into your apartment and slept in your bed?”

Because you liked me. Perhaps more than like. Levi held back a sigh.

“Do you regret now?” he asked.

“It has nothing to do with regret or not.” Eren replied solemnly with a gentle voice, “As you said, too many things happened this morning, maybe I just need some time to think over them carefully.”

“I can see that.”

“No you cant.”

Eren frowned.

“Otherwise you wont ask me such a question.”

Levi surrendered.

“Give me some time, okay?” Eren cupped the riven’s face, looking at him in the eyes. “Trust me. Dont panic, I’m still here.”

Levi break the eye contact.

“Now you truly make me feel like a teenager going through her first love.” He murmured.

“I guess you dont have much experience about how to deal with the situation like this, like me.” Eren tried not to smirk but his lips curved.

“You neither.” Levi replied in his low voice, blushed a little.

A small kiss placed on his forehead.


The car arrived Eren’s place. (yes this is a new picture… I cant help but add it in Oh where did they find such a beautiful brick wall, its color made a perfect contrast to the car)

Before the younger got off, Levi passed him an envelop, it was an blank Dominant/Submissive contract. He told Eren this is a part of his life. “Leave or stay, it’s all up to you. But I really hope you dont make any decision before reading it.”

Eren just nodded.

“Pls read it carefully. Email me if you have any questions.”

“You’ve talked a lot today.”

The brunet couldn’t help but smile.

“No matter what your answer will be, dont take French leave.”

“Levi. Stop.”

“I’m sorry.”

“Thanks for the ride.”

“See you.”

Eren closed the door and headed to the building.

Levi started the car, hesitated a while before stepping on the gas. His phone chirped.

An email from Eren Jaeger:

- I’m sure you start to miss me already. ;)



There’s no doubt… Eren’s good at teasing here…

And he’s caring.

TBC

I understand all the fat-positive blogs and posts and stuff but it pisses me off that people can think my issues can be washed away with “ omg no youre beautiful” like bitch please you cant talk about how fat positive you are and turn around and say “sorry i dont date fat people” and saying “im ugly because i gain weight” while youre half my damn size. 

ive been dealing with people degrading me to “cute” all my fucking life because fat can’t be the same sexy you see in magazines.

im tired of seeing bs “omg perfect!!” on fat cosplays because you fucking know its just assholes trying to sound nice.

ME AND HARREH WROTE ON IT ME AND HARREH WROTE ON IT ME AND HARREH WROTE ON IT ME AND HARREH WROTE ON IT ME AND HARREH WROTE ON IT ME AND HARREH WROTE ON IT ME AND HARREH WROTE ON IT ME AND HARREH WROTE ON IT ME AND HARREH WROTE ON IT ME AND HARREH WROTE ON IT ME AND HARREH WROTE ON IT ME AND HARREH WROTE ON IT ME AND HARREH WROTE ON IT ME AND HARREH WROTE ON IT ME AND HARREH WROTE ON IT ME AND HARREH WROTE ON IT ME AND HARREH WROTE ON IT ME AND HARREH WROTE ON IT ME AND HARREH WROTE ON IT ME AND HARREH WROTE ON IT ME AND HARREH WROTE ON IT ME AND HARREH WROTE ON IT ME AND HARREH WROTE ON IT ME AND HARREH WROTE ON IT

OKAY TAYLOR SERIOUSLY I CANT DEAL WITH THIS RIGHT NOW I AM SO OVERWHELMED!! EVERYTHING IS SO SO PERFECT IM SPEACHLESS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND THE CLOTHES THE CARD KSD;FEALK EVERYTHING IS SO AMAZING I CANT EVEN PUT INTO WORDS HOW IM FEELING RIGHT NOW I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU YOU HAVE MADE MY LIFE

robertolowe  asked:

Hi, I found you in the Lie to Me tag and I see this show "Major Crimes". I'm itching for a new ship so will this show do that for me????

Hi. Before I say anything: your icon is perfect. God, I love them…

Now that THAT’s out of the way…

I mean, if you’re asking me, which…you literally did do…then I would have to say yes. I will say that there are a lot of Shandy shippers who also appreciate Callian and I think that its because there are similar things to appreciate in both ships…

But like, it really depends….

Do you like it when one member of your ship looks at the other like this:

and then sometimes the other person looks at them like:

But they’re definitely not dating. But the heart eyes unashamedly continue like:

But its been like 3 years and they’re still just very good friends?? But they still do things like this:

AND its like omg how are you not canon??????

But then, you know, sometimes friendships can *clears throat* grow into something more….

So then they do things like this:

IDK, I guess if that seems like your kinda ship, then I think you’ve come to the right place.