i cant believe youre so stupid

What if Adrien really likes reading ladynoir fan fiction
And one day he’s reading a rlly angsty one where Ladybug dies or something so he just starts crying
And Mari is like “??? Adrien I’m sitting right next to you. It’s ok, you don’t need to cry”
“I CANT BELIEVE YOURE DEAD”

Overwatch Chatroom: Overprotective Family

I STILL HAVE THIS IN MY NOTE S AND IM GLAD
Also u hecking bet there’s going to be a second part of this
Lmao bye
- Forest

-

Looking yourself over in the mirror, a smile found its way on your lips. Nodding in approval at your appearance, you grabbed your wallet and phone. And just in case, a pocket knife. Everyone was taking a break today from missions, and it gave you a good excuse to go on the date you’ve been waiting for since you’ve met Grayson. You accidentally ran into him in a small bookstore once, causing you to attack him Keith apology after apology. He simply smiled at you, calming you down, telling you it was alright.

After introducing yourself, you two chatted for a while, mostly about books, and your favorite authors. He was a lovely eighteen year old boy, with a head full of red hair, freckles scattered about his face and exposed arms, stunning blue eyes that were filled with joy. Ever since your little encounter at the bookstore, you two exchanged number and kept in contact.

Until a month later, you went on a mission with Bastion, Mei, and Tracer. You were split into two groups, you being with Bastion, the unit became your friend, sharing a love for nature. Bastion protected you in battle, causing some harm to come to the unit, which upset you. Scolding Bastion about how you can take care of yourself.

Scolding him at that moment wasn’t a great idea at the time. Both of you were in the open, talon agents closing in. And when one managed to knock your weapon of your hands, a voice in your head told you this was your end. Bastion was overwhelmed as well. You held onto the units robotic hand, closing your eyes, awaiting whatever was to come.

What came next was the pained screaming of the talon agents, and the sound of fire. Opening your (e/c) eyes you were met with the sight of flailing, and burning talon agents. Apparently they didn’t know what stop, drop, and roll was as they fell to the ground, lifeless. A figure dressed in red light armor, a white mask with black eyes, the word INFERNO written over where the mouth should be came into view, flamethrower in hand.

Bastion beeped out a warning to the stranger, standing directly in front of you. Instead of him starting his flamethrower, a familiar voice called out.

“Y/n?” Walking to stand next to Bastion, the male removed the mask, a pair of blue eyes met yours.

His name left your lips, “Grayson?!” Smiling sheepishly he rubbed the back of his neck, him having to explain everything to you, while Bastion stood protectively next you you, making Grayson uncomfortable.

That was was six months ago, and not too long ago he asked you out on a date. With a smile you accepted it. Bastion was the only one who knew of Grayson, keeping tabs on your relationship with him, like a strict father watching his child fall in love. The unit watched you walk out of your room, dressed in your nicest clothes. But first you had to tell Winston where you were going, what you didn’t want was him telling everyone what you were doing.

-

Winston has started a chatroom.
76, Reaper, Zarya, Hanzo, Genji, Tracer, Mei, Lucio, Roadhog, Junkrat, McCree, Phara, Ana, Symmetra, D.Va, Mercy, Widowmaker, Zenyatta, Reinhardt, and Torbjörn has logged on.

Winston: Just to inform everyone. Y/n is going out on a date.

Torbjörn: WHAT

Reinhardt: They are far too young.

Winston: Y/n is seventeen.

D.Va: BUT THEY DIDNT TELL ME?!

McCree: WHO EVER IS GOING ON THIS DATE WITH THEM BETTER NOT HURT THEM.

Tracer: AND YOU DIDNT QUESTION WHO THEY WERE GOING ON A DATE WITH?

Winston: And why would I ask them?

D.Va: BECAUSE WHAT IF THEYRE DATING A WANTED CRIMINAL!?

Junkrat: OI

D.Va: whoops, sorry Jamie, Mako.

Roadhog: it’s fine.

Winston: It was non of my business.

Mercy: Why did y/n tell you this and not everyone else?

Winston: Remember the rule.

Mercy: Ah, right. If anyone is ever leaving the base for any reason, we tell you.

Lucio: OKAY BUT WHAT IF Y/N’S DATE IS A TALON AGENT POSING AS A YOUNG GUY!?

Zarya: Calm down. I am sure they are fine.

Widowmaker: He does have a point.

Tracer: WINSTON THEYRE ONLY SEVENTEEN

Winston: I feel attacked.

76: Did y/n tell you where they are going?

Winston: Yes.

McCree: TELL US???

McCree: THATLL BE USEFUL

Winston: I do no feel comfortable telling you guys their date plan..

Zenyatta: If I may interfere. Y/n tells Bastion everything. I could ask Bastion if they have mention anything about a date.

Zarya: What if that chunk of metal is lying?

Hanzo: There is no time for this, Zarya.

Zarya: fine.

D.Va: wait how is Zen typing?

Winston: I modified the phone I gave him.

D.Va: oh

Zenyatta: Bastion says y/n is going to the new cafe in the middle of town. I believe it is called Rainy Day Cafe.

D.Va: I’m hurt.

Genji: Why?

D.Va: bECAUSE Y/N DIDNT TELL ME ANYTHING ABOUT THIS MYSTERIOUS BOY?!?!?!?

Reaper: I’m already at the cafe.

Lucio: I thought you didn’t care about y/n?

Junkrat: Aw, you do care!

Reaper: Shut it. Both of you.

Tracer: DO YOU SEE THE GUY!!

Tracer: DOES HE LOOK SUSPICIOUS?!

Reaper: I don’t see them yet.

Widowmaker: I’m on my way out.

McCree: So am I.

Symmetra: Do not bring your weapons.

Widowmaker: Just to make sure.

McCree: If he’s part of talon, then it can’t hurt.

Reaper: I see them now.

D.Va: WHAT DOES HE LOOK LIKE

Roadhog: is he a threat?

Reaper: Don’t make y/n go on dates.

D.Va: Why?

Reaper: They’re seventeen but this boy doesn’t look like a teenager.

Zenyatta: Bastion told me that he is a teenager.

Genji: Has Bastion met him?

Zenyatta: It appears so.

Reaper: He’s a red head.

D.Va: We need more details

Hanzo: No we don’t.

Reaper: He’s wearing a tight shirt. Probably showing off his muscles to Y/n.

Symmetra: Or he’s trying to intimidate our dear sunshine.

Junkrat: Want me to throw a bomb at him?

McCree: He’s right next to y/n.

Roadhog: y/n is too close to him.

Junkrat: So what I’m getting is that it’s alright to throw a bomb at him, but he needs to be far away from y/n. ‘Aight.

Genji: Don’t throw a bomb at the boy.

Reaper: He looks like he’s hiding something.

Ana: I’m by the cafe.

76: so am I.

Genji: did all of you just leave?

Torbjörn: I am concerned about my little y/n, but I stayed.

Reinhardt: This is a serious matter.

Genji: Y/n is not going to die.

Zarya: The boy could be a talon agent.

McCree: and if he’s a talon agent?

Widowmaker: Just to make sure he doesn’t pull out a gun at y/n.

Mei: I could freeze him if he pulls anything dangerous and stupid.

Mercy: REAPER I CANT BELIEVE YOURE WEARING YOUR GEAR, THEYLL SEE YOU.

Reaper: And you’re not?

Mercy: If he’s a talon agent then we call all take him down.

Zenyatta: He’s not a talon agent

Ana: I KNEW IT, LIGHTS OUT FOR THIS PUNK

Phara: WAIT MOM.

Ana: WHAT

Phara: Zen said he’s not a talon agent

Ana: Oh.

Zenyatta: Grayson saved both y/n and bastion on a mission some months ago.

Zarya: Y/N WAS ALONE WITH THAT BASTION UNIT?

Tracer: No! Mei and I were there!!

Zarya: THEN WHY WERENT YOU WITH THEM?

Mei: We decided to split up into two groups!

Hanzo: If it wasn’t for Grayson they could’ve both died.

Mei: We were also cornered, we didn’t know they were in danger until we got to them.

Tracer: The talon agents were burned to a crisp.

McCree: Burned?

Reinhardt: What kind of weapon could burn someone?

Symmetra: Does he have some kind of power?

Zenyatta: He owns a flamethrower.

D.Va: ANOTHER REASON WHY WE SHOULD NOT TRUST HIM

Mei: Yes. Y/n only told us about someone saving them. They didn’t tell us it was Grayson.

Tracer: We didn’t want to say anything else because they were pretty shaken up about it.

Mercy: Let’s just follow them for now.

Phara: They’re ready to leave the cafe.

Mercy: This part of town is always busy, don’t lose sight of them.

76: I’ll always have them in my sights.

McCree: They’re going into an apartment building???

Widowmaker: They’re at his apartment door.

Roadhog: I’ll throw my hook at him.

Symmetra: what if you hit y/n with it?

Roadhog: hmm.

D.Va: NOPE HES NOT GETTING INTO MY BEST FRIENDS PANTS

Symmetra: Don’t jump to conclusions, Hana

Lucio: BUT WHAT IF HE IS??!?!

D.Va has added Y/n to the chat.

D.Va: BOI IF YOU DONT LEAVE THAT BOYS APARTMENT RIGHT N O W

Mercy: Y/n if that boy is planning to do some cruel things to you, you better get out of his apartment this instant!

76: Young Lady!

McCree: Explain to us, right now.

Reinhardt: GO BACK TO THE BASE, Y/N

Ana: WHO IS THE BOY AND WHY HAVENT YOU MENTIONED HIM?

Widowmaker: Are you sure he is not a talon agent?

Reaper: I’m coming to get you.

Genji: Gabriel, leave y/n alone.

Hanzo: You didn’t have to actually forcefully grab them.

Mercy: OH MY GOD HE HAS THE FLAMETHROWER.

Genji: Guys don’t attract attention!

Ana: HES THE ONE WHOS ATTRACTING ATTENTION!

Hanzo: To be honest, it was Gabriel.

Reaper: I did not.

Mei: HE IS ALSO THE ONE WHO PULLED OUT THE FLAMETHROWER. HE MELTED MY ICE WALL.

Zenyatta: Oh dear.

Junkrat: IM THROWING THE BOMB

Mercy: JUNKRAT NO

Tracer: oh my god Zarya knocked out Junkrat

Tracer: OH MY GOD HE ALMOST BURNED ME

Mei: Hanzo summoned his dragons.

Genji: You could’ve left them alone.

Tracer: oh my god Jack knocked him out.

Reaper: WHAT THE F UCK IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU!?

Reaper: This is y/n by the way.

76: where did Gabe take you?

Symmetra: And why are you using his phone?

Reaper: BECAUSE HE TOKE MINE AWAY. AND HE TOKE ME BACK TO THE BASE???

Reaper: When I planned on telling you guys about Grayson I was expecting something less vIOLENT THAN YOU YOU GUYS PULLED.

Mei: You’re the youngest one on the team! And I guess,, we got a bit carried away.

Reaper: A BIT IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT

Zarya: I get that you are mad but we are overprotective of you.

McCree: We had to make sure.

Reaper: AND YOU COULDVE DONE A SIMPLE BACKGROUND CHECK KN HIM ON THE COMPUTER!?

Reaper: I get it, bUT OH MY GOD HE WANTED ME TO MEET HIS PARENTS, HANA

D.Va: Yikes™

Reaper: Edge lord wants his phone bakcishifhf

Reaper: She’s grounded, no questions.

Reaper has left the chatroom.

Y/n: He has shitty hiding spots.

Y/n: and I refuse to be grounded fOR SOMETHING AS STUPID AS THIS

Y/n: JACK HOW BAD DID YOU HURT GRAYSON

76: I just knocked him out.

Y/n: Honestly guys, I’m part of overwatch, why can you trust me when I go out alone? I can take care of myself. And I did plan on telling you guys.

Y/n has left the chatroom.

Genji: They seem upset.

Zenyatta: Young Y/n is arguing with Gabriel right now. And I expect you to apologize to them. Also bring young Grayson home and explain everything to his parents.

Zenyatta: Bastion will be in front of y/n’s door for the rest of the day, and maybe the night.

Zenyatta has left the chatroom.

Ana: I can’t believe we acted so childish.

Ana has left the chatroom

Reinhardt: Y/n is seventeen, almost at legal age to live in their own, we should have trusted them for just one day.

Reinhardt has left the chatroom.
Torbjön has left the chatroom.

Zarya: Hardt is right.

Zarya has left the chatroom.
76 has left the chatroom.

D.Va: before everyone leaves!

D.Va: we have to make it up to both Y/n and Grayson.

Lucio: what do we do?

D.Va: set up an actual date for them. Everyone has to pitch in though.

Hanzo: That could work.

D.Va: we should also stay with them.

Genji: Why?

Lucio: It’s a date, Hana

Junkrat: Kinda ruins the idea of a date, mate.

Roadhog: Why?

D.Va: They wanted us to meet Grayson right?

Mercy: that’s a wonderful idea, Hana!

Mei: Oh!

Tracer: This is our chance to make things right!!

Phara: well for the ones who started attacking Grayson.

Symmetra: you almost released your missiles.

Phara: ..Alright everyone should help plan this.

McCree: It’s settled then.

McCree has left the chatroom.
Tracer has left the chatroom.
Phara has left the chatroom.
Symmetra has left the chatroom.
Mei has left the chatroom.
Junkrat has left the chatroom.
Roadhog has left the chatroom.
Lucio has left the chatroom.
D.Va has left the chatroom.
Hanzo had left the chatroom.
Genji has left the chatroom.
Zarya has left the chatroom.
Mercy has left the chatroom.
Widowmaker has left the chatroom.

Winston: Why do people always make everything so difficult?

Winston has closed the chatroom.

Peter Maximoff x Reader : wisdom teeth

A/n: after months of waiting finally got a good laptop so heres one of the request i have been meaning to write (kinda changed it up a bit but its fine i guess)


Warning : none 

Pairing : Peter Maximoff x Reader 

Plot : The Reader gets her wisdom teeth removed and Peter decided to use this opportunity to tease the Reader.


Wisdom Teeth.

It has been a struggle to keep the pain a secret. Seeing as your wisdom teeth started growing it was going to be hassle. But you weren’t worried about the pain you were more worried about Peter. He was the sweetest thing even if he was sometimes an asshole. He cared so much for you seeing as you are his girlfriend and he was part of the X men and his dad is one of the most dangerous mutants alive.

So you kept it in.

Till today the pain was bearable but as you got up this morning the pain was stronger times 10. You had a fever for the first half of the day and it wasn’t helping that you had a lot of things to do around school as well.

You just kept at it, trying to ignore the pain best you could. You decided to skip breakfast and lunch because lets face it, you probably wont even be able to drink anything let alone eat something.

Peter of course noticed it and found you in a matter of seconds in one of your classes.

You felt cold air on your back and soon after felt warm hands wrap around your waist. A small smile appeared on your face as you looked back to find the chocolate brown eyes you loved so much, staring back at your (y/e/c) colored ones.

“Hey you.” You say as you peck his lips lightly. He only smiled at you, holding you closer to him. “You haven’t eaten today, you ok ?”

You stopped moving as soon as he said that. You tried to think of a good excuse but soon realized that it was probably no use, knowing that peter wont believe you till you tell him the truth. With a sigh you said “my wisdom tooth hurt and I cant really eat or drink right now.”

As soon as you said that he ran off or the rest of the day.

When you got all your work done you went back to your shared room with Peter. Your stomach hurt and so did your teeth. You wanted too eat something this entire day but alas you couldn’t .

Damn those stupid wisdom teeth.  

You got to your room only to see there was a vase of roses, a few boxes of pain medication and a note on the night stand on your side of the bed. You smiled and read the note while also glancing at the box of pills. “hey you. Knowing you , you’ll be super stubborn and wont go see a dentist so I went for you. Along with that I got you a box of strong meds from the dentist so take the pills and go get something to eat ok ? I wont be back till tomorrow, you know, X men missions and such. So ill see you tomorrow . Love you, Peter. ”

You laughed under your breath and took the meds. He was always so caring it sometimes made you feel guilty that you made him so worried sometimes. But you were still thankful that he was with you.

The pills work like a charm and 15 minutes later the pain was gone for a while. You finally got something to eat and after went to bed. It was a bit weird  to go to bed alone because you didn’t do it often and most of his missions were over with quickly but it seems that this one was either far away or had a different task at hand.

In the morning you woke u and felt the dull pain in the back of your jaws growing stronger. You took the pills again and went to get ready to go to the dentist. you soon got everything you needed and you were out the door.  

A few hours later Peter was back from his mission, that, as usual, almost ended in a disaster. He was surprised not to see you home at this time but he tried not to give it to much thought. But when he got a call from the dentist he got a bit worried. It turned out it took a bit of time to get rid of your wisdom teeth and they just finished up and needed someone to pick you up.

When he got the dentist he was surprised to say the least. You were as high as the kite and with cotton balls in your mouth. A huge grin was on your face and giggles kept coming out of you instead of words.

With a sigh peter took you straight home and placed you on the bed. You , on the other hand , didn’t let go . instead you started whining “don’t go peteeeeeeee!” or “im cooooooold warm me uuuuuuuup”.

You were like a child and Peter didn’t waste time and took as much pictures and videos as he could.

Of course after you woke up from your nap your head was a lot more cleared up but at the same time you were confused at the amount of notifications on your phone. Seeing as you didn’t update you social media much you were surprised to see notifications from Instagram and facebook. But as soon as you opened your profile you knew exactly what happened. “PETER MAXIMOFF !!!” you yelled as you dropped your phone on the bed , Instagram opened on the pic of you sleeping , mouth wide open while upside down on the bed.

“(y/u/n): this little girl just got her wisdom teeth removed and passed out on the bed, I just had to take this pic <3”

Forgive me Father

Hope everyone likes it.

Warning- don’t read if your very religious.




Halloween was your favorite day of the year. You had gotten Happy to dress up this year. He was going as Priest and you were going as a slutty Catholic school girl. It had always been a fantasy of your to fuck a priest.
“I cant believe I’m doing this, I look stupid”. He said loosening the white collar.
“You look sexy as hell and right now we are going to hell”. You laughed
“At least you’ll be there, looking so fine”. Happy bit his lip looking you up and down,smacking your ass.
Gemma was throwing a halloween party. You couldnt wait to get there as Happy started up his bike.
You arrived and the party was banging. You saw Juice as Batman. Chibs was a mobster. Tig and a girl who he was with was Little red riding hood and the Big Bad Wolf.
“Hap brother you look like your dying in that costume”. Chibs said patting his shoulder.
“I am, I hate it”.
“Will you stop whining or you wont get to bend me over the bar”. You whispering in his ear.
“You better keep up your end of the bargon then”. He slapped your ass
Drinks were flowing and the weed was starting to kick in.
You were dancing on the platform with the stripper pole. Your hips swaying to the music. Guys were hooping and hollering for you to work the pole. You took the idea and went for it. You starting swinging and grinding with your hands roaming your body.. You looked up as you pushed your hair back and saw Happy in the corner giving a evil look. He was mad that you were dancing for all these guys.
Happy put down his beer and strolled over and picked you up carrying you over to the bar. Sitting you down on the stoll.
“You should know better than to be half naked, dancing in front of these guys that arent me”. He said grabbing your face to get your attention .
“Hap I was just dancing, theres no harm”.
“No harm, now all these guys want you”.
You looked around and their they were starring at you. “Maybe you should show them who I belong too”. You tugged his zipper down.
“Your such a naughty slut arent you”. “ You like my cock in your pussy dont you Little Girl”? He pulled you up, spinning you around.
Moving your thong to the side and rammed in.
Gasping at the sudden wetness that you felt. “Fuck Happy, harder”.
Happy slapped you ass again “Thats not my name”. He wrapped his hand in your hair and pulled you to him.
“Whats my name Girl”?
“Daddy please Daddy”.
“Thats my girl”. “Fuck Y/N your so fucking tight”. He bit your ear lob
To busy to notice that a group of people were watching you screaming and moaning. Happy new and he liked it. He reached around and started rubbing your clit roughly.
“Oh God”. “Please forgive me Father for I have sinned”. You screamed as you came.
Happy kept pounding in you as he reached his high. He pulled out, zipping up his pants. You legs were wobbly. You hardly could stand, Happy took notice picking you up bridel style and carrying  you to his dormroom.
He put you on the bed. Sitting beside you as you leaned on him.
“Wow, I never thought you would do that”. You said playing with his ring.
“I told you, you had to keep your end of the bargon”.
“Yeah and then I done something stupid”.
“It was the booze and weed talking, not you so its cool”. He said as he kissed you.
“You really are a dirty slut”. You looked up at him
“What?
"The way you loved getting fucked in front of everyone and getting fucked by a priest”. He had a grin of his face that you just wanted to smack off but you new it was true.
You just smiled and walked out grabbing his. “We are going home now for round two”.
“Lead the way Babe”.
As you walked out you heard some of the guys mimicking your sex noises.
“For give me father for I have sinned”. You rolled your eyes.
“Please Daddy”. That time Happy knocked him up the side of the head. You smiled
Going home was your best idea. You got to confess all your sins, asked for forgiveness and all your fantasies to Happy. I mean Father Happy.


tag list @homicidalteenagedream

  • feminists: men rape and spit in public all the time all over me and THEY THINK WE DONT NEED FEMINISM AND THAT WE ARE OBNOXIOUS HOW FUCKING DARE THEY.
  • me: My rapist was a woman, literally all those things are stuff i have KNOWN women to do
  • feminists: Ugh but its mostly men who do it!
  • me: but its also mostly black people who statistically commit crimes, should we start "teaching black people to not commit crimes"?
  • feminists: OH MY GOD YOU CIS WHITE MALE CRY ME A RIVER, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO ARGUE WHEN WOMEN OUT THERE ARE RAPED EVERYDAY. DO YOU LOVE RAPE HUH? OH MY GOD PIG, FEMINISM IS ABOUT EQUALITY SO IT DOESNT MATTER ALSO HERE IS A LINK TO A ANITA SARKEESIAN VIDEO TO HELP YOU BECOME LESS IGNORANT
  • me: i'm a bisexual girl
  • feminists: OH MY GOD I CANT BELIEVE A WOMAN WOULD SPEW THE HATE YOU ARE, DONT YOU KNOW THAT YOU OWE YOUR EVERYTHING TO FEMINISM?!? THATS RIGHT WE OWN YOU, YOU ARE FREE TO DO WHAT YOU WANT BECAUSE OF US SO KNEEL DOWN BEFORE US YOU SCANTILY CLAD WHORE
  • me: thats kind of sexist of you
  • feminists: honestly you are soo problematic, i can't be sexist because im feminist duh
Art Girl (Baek Ah, Scarlet Heart Ryeo)

Your other writings have been great, can you do Baek Ah x reader? Maybe when after Woo Hee leaves he sad and heartbroken but he meets the readers and fall in love with her?

I am going to change this up just a little bit, i will put this after Lady Hae’s death just because im not all caught up or really familiar with WooHee. 


Originally posted by xwangyoung


You did not think their could be a worse time to enter a new place. You were moved to a new palace because of something going on at your own and your father did not want you there. So once you got to the new palace nobody looked happy or even spared you a glance and at first you thought it was you but one of your servants told you that one of the prince’e wife has died. You were never personally a fan of always having to dress like a princess and stay inside the palace so you would dress into less fancy clothes and always go to the market. When you headed out you grabbed your drawing utensils and new pieces of paper.

Once you got to the market you sat in a less crowded place. You preferred drawling scenery and anything that has a lot of detail to it, so that the drawing looks more artistic and complicated. You sat down in a lightly shaded area and looked ahead. You found the perfect scenery to draw, there were two buildings and then between them was a beautiful mountain view. You were gifted with an ability that aloud you to actually draw faster than average. Although you didn’t say it was a gift, you think you were able to because of how long you’ve been drawing and when you get absorbed into something you for some reason actually speed up while doing it. You finished most of it after a few hours and decided to head back, you never finished them totally because you always liked to add your own little twist to them.

When you were walking back you were not paying attention to anything really because you were trying to find another place to draw eventually. While walking back you ended up bumping into someone and dropped basically everything. You looked up to apologize but realized that the person you bumped into was already picking up something from the ground.

“I am so sorry. I should have been paying attention to where I was walking.” You said while bending down to pick your own stuff up but saw a drawing that caught your eye and picked it up. It was of a very well drawn women with flower surrounding her with pastel colors. “This is a beautiful drawing. Did you draw it?” You said finally meeting eye contact with the mysterious guy you ran into. You saw him look at you solemnly and nod at you slightly. Your eyes then widen when you realized how rude you were behavior just butting into other peoples business.

“I should not have asked that, that was so inappropriate of me just asking you when I don’t even know you. Again i am so sorry.” You were about to keep on rambling when the guy looked at you with a small smile on his face, almost like hes trying not to laugh at you. “I’m rambling again aren’t I. My mom always said I have to try and fix that.”

“It’s okay, and yes i did draw this.” He said cutting you off before you could start rambling yet again. “Well its beautifully drawn, i wish i was that good at drawing people.” he had your drawings in his hand and was flipping threw them. “Why do you say that? Yours are really well drawn.” You smiled at the compliment and just bowed since you started to feel awkward and didn’t know what to say. “Well, i should be heading off, it was nice meeting you –” ‘Baek Ah. What about you” Honesty he was just going to say his name and let you leave but something kept him wanting to talk to you.  Your head then snapped up and sort of just stared at him before realizing what he was saying. “Oh yeah i’m Y/n.” He nodded and then stuck out your folder and drawings. You looked at them confused and then up at him.

“Well these are your drawing so i figured you’d want them back.” You shook you’re head at yourself cant believing how stupid you must look. You grabbed them and then handed Baek Ah his own. “I could always help you and give you tips about drawing people.” He didn’t even realize he was talking until it left his mouth completely. He saw you smile and couldn’t help but smile back at you. You nodded while tucking your stuff closer to you. “Yeah, i’d like that alot actually.” He let out a breath he didn’t realize he was holding once you agreed to that and could not help but feel a little jittery inside.

You guys actually did not separate until late at night. He gave you tips while you returned the favor. You both actually learned that your staying in the same palace and when he heard that he could not hid the smile that fell upon his lips. Once you guys got back he walked you back to your room. You turned around and shot him a cute smile as you headed into your room. “Thank you for today. It was nice.” Before he could say anything else you closed the door and leant your back against it and then put your hands to your cheeks trying to cool them down.

Once Baek Ah got back to his room and laid down he let out a sigh and out his hand on his chest. He had never felt like this before not with Lady Hae or any other girl. He wasn’t stupid either he knew what this meant and just accepted it because he did not want to have to push them and hide them away. Right before he fell asleep he told himself that no matter what he would confess soon

  • me: there are no stupid questions!!!
  • someone: "WHY DO WE HAVE TO CARE ABOUT /WOMEN/ AND, UGH, A TEENAGE /GIRL/, AND NOT THESE INCREDIBLY MASCULINE BUFF MANDALORIANS WHO ARE ALL MEN AND LEAD THEIR PEOPLE TO ANNIHILATION AND ONLY KNOW HOW TO FIGHT AND FUCK AND ARE THE REAL MEANING OF BADASS?"
  • me: except that one. that one is a stupid fucking question. never open your mouth again.
Confessions to the signs (Scorpio personal experience)

Aries: I find it beautiful when you mess around in a care free way, teasing loved ones with a light in your eyes.

Taurus: If we live together whilst an apocalypse is happening i swear i cant stand you, your constant moaning and negativity will get us killed, literally. 

Gemini: Sometimes i cant stand your inconsistency and the amount of times you run away yet you seem to run away. But i know you’ll always be back and i love you dearly. 

Cancer: Your so cute when messing around with me and i swear we can play fight and it makes my day just to be children again. I miss you. 

Leo: You can be super annoying, arrogant, stupid, but i love you cause i know i will never find anyone who cares as much as you.

Virgo: I cant get over you, you don’t say whats on your heart and mind but your eyes say it all. And oh god, i could look into those eyes for ages standing this close.

Libra: I can’t believe you got away with lying to me, i loved you and cared about you and all you did was hurt me more than anyone has. I’ve never questioned my life as much as i did after you hurt me, you deserve a round of applause for your ability to lie to me. But i know you were in over your head and you cared and i forgive you, but ill never forget or be the same again.

Scorpio: You love me they way i need, support and let me support you too. You are the life i need.

Sagittarius: Run away with me, lets be children for a while, forget the world. 

Capricorn: You feel like home, safety, I’ve never felt so comfortable with anyone than when i’m talking to you. I crave to be in your presence because I’ve never met anyone like you before so it confuses the life out of me. But you’re taken and too good for me.

Aquarius: Your face and smile was my favorite thing ever, talking to you about crazy things. We could have been something beautiful but you ran away before we had the chance. 

Pisces: You are a baby i feel i need to protect at all costs and your hugs are the best and you are so emotional over everything it is both cute and annoying.

BTS reaction, when you are coming back from your long trip to different country

Seokjin:

*is so happy that he doesn’t even know, what to do and acts very awkwardly*

*tries not to cry*

Yoongi:

*is incredibly happy but tries to hide it*

*can’t hide it and cutely smiles all the time*

Hoseok:

*becomes pure sunshine just for you*

*hides his tears behind his sun like smile*

Namjoon:

“C’mere, baby, I’ve almost forgot taste of your lips.”

kill me I’m so shy I can’t write things like this ><’’

Jimin:

*is cutely angry at you*

*makes stupid jokes*

*talks about you as about his crush from past who left him*

Taehyung:

*his eyes sparks every time, when he sees you, like he just can’t believe, that you are again with him for real*

Jungkook:

*all the time without you he was learning how to act like real manly boyfriend*

*acts like cute fluffy-strawberry-muffin-cinnamon-roll boyfriend*

Master list

anonymous asked:

"So how long have I loved you for? Womb to tomb, sweetheart. Since before I was even here at all. I get it now, you understand. Your ma was right. It really is a stupid question." KATIE I CANT BELIEVE YOU HAVENT READ NEC ITS THE BESTEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME GO READ IT NOW WHAT ARE U DOING

I HAVEN’T READ A LOT OF THINGS I’M SORRY

Because i feel lost when im not with you. I cant stand being apart from you. I missed you as soon as i left your house. Yes we fight we argue we say shit we dont mean we piss eachother off and hurt eachother but despite all that you make me happier more than anyone ever has. Believe me or not but im completely 100% in love with you. So yes i need you. Yes you are everything to me and yes what i did was stupid and ignorant and i was the asshole and i cant forgive myself but i am sorry. I do need you though amd i dont think my one mistake should say other wise.

Gil Josué

anonymous asked:

There are so many people on this blog with such a huge problems. We wish we could help every single one of them. yet we cant even help ourselves and we have stupid problems. Why do we have to be so weak?

believe me, anon, you’re not weak. your presence is proof enough of that.

we all want to help one another, but we can only do our very best. your problems are never stupid. they’re real, and they’re something to defeat.

i know that everyone reading this reply is strong and a total badass. face it, if you’re following a vent blog based around trauma and abuse and are close enough to take in material made about toughening up and struggling without absolutely succumbing to depression–hey man, you’re pretty damned strong. i believe in all of you. none of you are weak.

Submission

I work at a chinese fast food joint where there is no official manager. Only a regional manager who visits a few times per month. At the moment the store is being run by ‘PIC’ or people in charge. I have been a person in charge for a couple of months. I just turned 17 and I pretty much do everything a manager does. Everything from handling money to watching out for my other coworkers. Im still making starting wage.

The day before Thanksgiving was unusually busy for a wednesday. I was working on drivethrough because out of the 4 of us working that day i was the only one who spoke fluent english. Usually we are fine on a Wednesday morning with 4 people. But it was absolute chaos because th fryer was broken and food was taking twice as long to make. Cars were piling up in the drive through and we were running out of food fast. And of course customers lost their patience fast.

So this one lady orders 3 bowls and i told her it would be a 5-7 minute wait on one of those bowls because we are still making the entree. She says yes thats okay. I ask her to pull forward to the parking lot and ill run it out to her as soon as its ready.

5 minutes pass and its not ready. I take a few more orders. Frantically put them together. 10 minutes have passed and the entree for her order is finally ready. I put her order together as fast as i can and run it out to her car. Her 8 year old is giving me a death stare. I feel really bad but theres no point in explaining my excuse for it being 3 minutes later than i said it would be. I just apologize for the wait. I thank her for waiting and run back inside because more customers are waiting. I hate my life at this point. I feel like everyone in the restaurant is staring at me in pity or in disgust as im rushing around. The phone keeps ringing and ringing. I cant answer it because im busy. And the cook is cooking as fast as he can. I wanted to die.

Not even 3 minutes later that lady comes in. ON CRUTCHES. I know something is wrong with her order and my heart sinks. Shes furious.
“This is NOT what i ordered.”
“Im sorry, whats the problem”
She just grabs two of the bowls and holds them in front of my face like im an idiot and waits. She expects me to know what’s wrong just by doing that.
“I ordered chow mein in this bowl not fried rice. Does that look like chow mein to you?!”
“Im sorry” is all i can say as i quickly remake that bowl.

As im doing so, she mutters “it shouldnt be that hard to get an order right. Stupid. Youre so stupid.”

Her daughter is right there with her, crossing her arms. I cant believe my ears. Did she really just call me stupid. I just give her the fixed order. And she walks out. I just stood there in shock. I suffer from really bad anxiety and began to have a panic attack. Her words just keep playing in my head over and over. I just start crying. I cry in the back of the store for 10 minutes. The customers wait in the drive through for that whole time because no one else can take over. I hated myself for messing up and even more for not keeping it together. I just broke.

Eventually i toughen up and finish helping customers. I think most of them saw that id been crying so they didnt argue with me for the wait. I felt like such a wimp.

At the end of my shift i checked the messages that were left on the answering machine. I call back one of the numbers left and it was HER. I ask her for the full details about ME and she explains them to me thinking that im the manager. She explains that she waited for 15 minutes even though she waited for about 8-10 minutes. She said i apologized and fixed her order but on her way out the door she (thought) heard my coworker say to me “i wouldnt have been able to handle the way you did”

I said “i was actually that girl who took your order. I promise you i didnt say anything when you walked out the door… *long pause* i might be wrong but i heard you call me stupid as–”

“I didnt call YOU stupid. But it was just a SHAME i had to come in ON CRUTCHES after waiting and being busy is no excuse to get my order wrong!”

“Okay… Im sorry i messed up your oder. Im a human and i make mistakes. We dont have a manager at this store unfortunately. But if you stop by again with your receipt i can give you a full refund for the inconvenience or a free meal if youd like.”

“Umm… no…”

“Sssoo…. what would you prefer i do?”

“Um idk?! But being busy is no excuse to mess up my order.”

“…ok… im sorry. I guess i dont know what else to tell you besides im sorry. ”

“Yeah… i accept your apology and thanks for calling me back”

ruantrevelyan  asked:

Gah! Stupid of me to have forgotten your pronouns. Apologies for that. I would be interested to hear your complex multi layered headcanons about the symbolic meanings of Cloudreach. That sounds intriguing.

no problem! it happens lmao

& on cloudreach… we’re like, in so many layers of headcanon right here lmao. but i basically consider 1 cloudreach to be the lunar new year of thedas.

strap in bc this got long im so sorry

a while ago i headcanoned a thedas zodiac, and i matched up the constellation eluvia with the beginning of cloudreach. eluvia is a constellation that is also known as ‘sacrifice’; its modern interpretation is related to an orlesian folk tale from the glory age about a man sacrificing himself by sending his daughter to live in the sky, but it originally had ties to razikale, the old god of mystery. apparently the constellation also has a bunch of superstition tied to it about the granting of wishes.

and honestly this just all sounds so fitting for a new year celebration. the sacrifice of the old year (and promise of continued life in the daughter sent to live in the sky), the granting of wishes, the ancient ties… i don’t know if thedas has a lunar new year that’s celebrated, i dont know if eluvia really is tied to cloudreach (although the symbolism is there, and the month was originally known as ‘eluviesta’, so), i don’t even know if the orlesian tale from the glory age is based on an older story, but i’m assuming so. im super far off the reservation here tbh.

but it seems really cool? and whether the lunar new year is still celebrated by anyone but elves, or whether the chantry would even be aware of it, i really like the idea of the divine conclave falling on that date, even by accident. solas might even have been aware of that symbolism, and if the agents of fen’harel are up and running at this point (and as we learn from trespasser, fuckin everywhere) might have had a hand in choosing that date.

and if any of this is remotely true, i can also think of a practical reason for why corypheus might want to do his big exploding act on that date.

consider the etymology. ‘eluvia’ sounds a whole heck of a lot like ‘eluvian’. ofc this doesn’t mean there has to be a connection between the two, in real life similar words develop completely independently of each other all the time. but this isn’t the real world, and also it’s cooler if they’re linked, so im gonna go ahead and headcanon that they are. the girl in the orlesian story went to live in the sky – or maybe she went to live in another realm, and used a mirror to get there.

and eluvians are all about crossing worlds. and corypheus is super into that.

so maybe, if it’s the beginning of the lunar year (especially considering that there are two moons, even if inquisition forgot this), and you’re standing at the place where the veil was created and you’re holding an ancient elvhen artifact, maybe the veil is super fucking thin.

(there’s also the whole fact that the earlier in the year the divine conclave happens the better because the whole of the inquisition has to up sticks and walk from haven to skyhold at some point and if they did that towards the end of the year they’d straight up all just die. so the earlier the game starts the better lmao)

anonymous asked:

hi you. i've just convinced my parents to let me switch majors and let me pursue my dream (as cliche as those words sound, they fit). i'm hoping that the days will get better from here even though I know they might not. still, i wanted to share this with you because this last semester was the lowest i had ever hit and your blog made me feel less stupid for hiding under my blankets for days on end or less alone in the world. thank you for everything you do. i hope you have a good day <3

^.^ im really happy for you, seriously. that must feel freeing. thank you for telling me this, i’m so honored to have a tiny part of your life. cant believe it. thank you for never leaving me. x

anonymous asked:

Oh my god you are so annoying. I cant believe i thought you were a nice person. you whine and complain and i have to hear it from others about your stupid mistakes. I wish you would just go away you pathetic man child.