i cant believe i still have this

“we shouldn’t apply modern labels of gender and sexuality to historical people, because we can’t assume anything about how they might have identified within different cultural contexts and it’s wrong to assume other people’s gender/orientation without their consent”

“sappho wrote poems about men too so people calling themselves lesbians is bi erasure actually”

i cant believe obamas presidency is over. i was 17 when he got elected and it was the first time i got really involved in politics. man it was lit like if u were too young to remember imagine the bernie buzz but like… times 1000000. sigh. i was so young and naive then and i thought things might actually change for the better. l o l. and i was so proud to vote for him in 2012 when i finally could

the most surprising fact is im still alive. lol. now i just have to survive trump/pence 😩but what keeps me going is knowing how much they would hate my existence bc im a mentally ill lesbian. surviving out of spite now

why do i gotta ask for people to let this 30 yr old man live his 30 yr old life. like. drink a beer phil. call dan a cheeky fucking cunt when he’s being an idiot phil. make a disgusting sex joke that’s so bad it’s funny phil. live ur life. do it for me babe. im sorry people still treat you like a 15 year old scene kid who wants to fuck a plant.

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• You have colored my life with something I didn’t think I could ever deserve •

Two types of Yuri Katsudon
  • Everywhere other than ice: "Um... im sure no one wants Viktor to coach me but... this is my dream!!! I cant believe hes still here... but I have to keep him here!! I have to work hard!! For Viktor!!!"
  • On ice: "Viktor. Look at me. Look at my face. Look at my lips. Look at my body. Look at my crotch. Everybody in this arena look at me too. Im the bitch thats keeping Viktor away from you people because Viktor is mine. Only I can please and satisfy him. He. Is. Mine. And. I. Am. Thirsty. For. His. Dick. And Im gonna pROVE how good imma fuck him on ICE SEE THIS SHIT BITCHES HE AINT EVER COMING BACK FROM THIS PIECE OF ASS"
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Happy Halloween, everyone! Be safe (VERY IMPORTANT) and have fun~ <3

“Not Like This” - Peter Parker x Reader

Word Count: 5590 (oops)

Warnings: Slight swearing, fluff, awkwardness (hehe)

Plot: Peter has had a crush on Liz Allen for months now, but hasn’t made a move. Being Peter’s best friend, you decide to help him and invite Liz over to the apartment to a small “party”. Liz unexpectedly agrees and now the task at hand was creating a memorable night. What could possibly go wrong at a party and a friendly game of “Seven Minutes in Heaven”?

Author’s Note: I’m sorry this isn’t a request and it’s sooo freakin long. But, hey! Dis is ma first fic of 2017! Wooo! Hope yall enjoy it :)

*The beginning dialogue in italics is from the Spider-Man Homecoming trailer*

Based off of New Girl, Season 2 Episode 15: “Cooler”

Cooler: Someone who is considered to be a “cool force” when another person is trying to pick up on a somebody (basically, a person who somehow finds a way to make someone else look less cool without realizing it)

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Victor: ah yuri, here, I brought you some medicine

Yuri: what medicine?

Victor: for your fever of course!

Yuri: … I dont have a fever

Victor: are you sure? you’re looking pretty hot to me ;) 

Yuri: *blushing* victor I-

Victor: probably because YOU SHOULD BE BURNING WITH SHAME AFTER WEARING THAT GOD AWFUL TIE IN PUBLIC I STILL CANT BELIEVE ANYONE LET YOU OUT OF THE HOUSE LIKE THAT HONESTLY YURI I EXPECTED MORE FROM YOU!!!!

OMG YALL LEMME PUT THAT ALL TOGETHER CAUSE I’M SHAKING

  • “ Bellamy and Clarke are stronger than ever before and getting stronger each day. “
  • “ Bellarke is back. “
  • “ Clarke depends and needs Bellamy more than ever. She leans on him. We’ll see where goes. “
  • “ Bellamy and Clarke are magnetic in their chemistry in Season 4. I was mesmerized. “
  • “Do you still have hope for Bellarke ? - I still firmly believe Clarke and Bellamy are each others’ “true north"and more so after seeing the first 3 eps of Season 4. “
  • “Bellarke in one word? - United.”
  • “Bellamy in 3 words = hero, atoning, evolving. “
  • “Bellamy is not sidelinded in S4. He’s dead-center in the thick of all of it and he’s heroic. “
  • “Bellamy is back stronger than ever. “
  • "Nice to see him [bellamy] firmly back as strong hero”
  • “After ep 3 do we know if clarke and bellamy keep together or are set apart? - wait for it. You’ll like the surprise. “
  • Bellarke scene from trailer happens in first 3 episodes

anonymous asked:

ANDREW ACCIDENTALLY CALLING NEIL CUTE IN FRONT OF THE FOXES P L E A S E

IT IS OFFICIALLY MY SEMESTER BREAK!!!!!! ajfhdajkhfdajh this is the best prompt EVER let me have this self-indulgent headcanon

  • the foxes, because they like a.) challenges and b.) making money out of these challenges, get the idea to play Andreil Trope Bingo
  • nicky starts it, purely out of boredom, as well as out of the desire to spite kevin for being too exy-focused even if the season’s over
  • he creates a card with things like “andrew buying food for neil” “neil smiling behind andrew’s back” “one talking about the other when the other is not there” “andrew hurting someone for neil” “rooftop date” “andreil going late to practice together”
  • after the whole team making edits to the bingo card, a copy is given to everyone
  • word gets around, but as andrew and neil are two of the most oblivious people in the world, they don’t catch wind of it
  • eventually, everybody (including wymack and bee) gets in on it, because the pot rises to be two grand (can you guys believe? two fucking grand for a couple’s trope bingo)
  • they make it a race of sorts - as andrew and neil aren’t normally affectionate in public (neil being the more touchy of the two, but still severely lacking in comparison to the stereotype of Normal Couples), they all have to be there at certain times of the day
  • dan clearly established the “no fishing rule” at the start but some of them can’t help themselves - they’re just really lucky sometimes
  • renee is the first to check “andrew wearing one of neil’s shirts” after she notices at their weekly sparring session
  • aaron (unluckily enough) gets the first shot at “andreil making out by the lockers” after his shift to tidy up the court
  • nicky is first witness at “one being lowkey possessive over the other” when he catches a glimpse of andrew frowning down someone at the bar for checking out neil
  • at the end of it all, they’re all left with one box blank
  • “andrew calling neil cute”
  • and everybody is just ??????
  • because andrew would never do that. not in a million years
  • only neil seems like the type to do so - but even neil hasn’t said anything of the sort
  • everybody’s panicking because they’re all so close yet so far away
  • fast forward; it’s been a little over a month since everyone’s only got that last box blank, and they’ve all been fishing
  • matt has asked, on multiple occasions, what andrew thought of neil when he smiled
  • allison has pointed out how good neil looked when she gave him her last haircut
  • bee even got ahold of neil’s baby pictures and showed them to andrew on a visit of his
  • wymack, at some point, tried asking if “cute” was really the specific word they all needed to hear (”What if he says ‘adorable’? You know Minyard gets all wordy at some point.”)
  • they all flail around for another week until the foxes’ weekly movie night
  • it happens on a thursday at neil and andrew’s room, because it was their turn
  • everyone is seated around the television, either on armchairs, the sofa, or on beanbags
  • neil coughs and pounds his chest
  • andrew gets up from the sofa so fast and gets neil a glass of water
  • upon getting the glass, neil goes “Ah.That was just a test. Thanks for putting in the effort.”
  • neil is smirking and all, thinking he’s so clever, the cheeky bastard
  • and no one is prepared for andrew’s “Mmm. That’s cute. Move over.”
  • everybody is suddenly scrambling for their cards in their pockets
  • IT’S LIFE OR DEATH AT THIS POINT, PEOPLE
  • THAT LAST BOX IS ALL THAT M A T T E R S
  • nicky is like “Shit shit shit shit shit shit–”
  • kevin frustratingly goes “Where the fuck is my pen–”
  • bee is like “That’s unfair, I didn’t bring my card!”
  • it’s dan-the-legend-wilds that gets to cross out the box first and she yells (half-drunkenly) “BingobingobingobingoBINGO MOTHERFUCKERS!!”
  • matt’s like “Babe we’re going halfsies on that right–” while allison yells “THAT”S GOING INTO OUR NAIL POLISH FUND!”
  • wymack is in the moment and is like “Dan, you’re sharing with me, or you’re out of the fucking team.”
  • renee is groaning and shaking her head while aaron is just shrugging and texting katelyn he lost
  • in the midst of the chaos and debating-who-got-it-first is andrew and neil, clueless as fuck, staring at them all and at one another
  • neil is blinking in confusion while andrew is stony-faced
  • they go out of the room and leave the madness that is the foxes coming up with another bet and searching for money in their wallets

its been so long but im still trying to figure out how you could go from “i love you” to “i don’t care about you anymore” in such a short amount of time

I still get anxiety looking at photos of me before transitioning. I denied it to myself for a long time. I knew the negatives and the hardships of what I was going to have to go through. I knew how much easier it would be for everyone if I just sucked it up. I thought because I didn’t realize something was off at age 5, that it couldn’t be true. Once I stopped listening to everyone else and started living how I wanted, is when I started seeing how fucking rad life is. I can’t stress enough how important it is to put yourself first.