i cant believe i just made this im laughing so hard

anonymous asked:

ahh your kang daniel au was so cute, i absolutely adore all of your university au's anxiwmxomw 😭 if you wouldn't mind, could you maybe do one for ong seongwoo as well? thank you so much, angel, have a great day!! 💖

like ten people asked for ong,,,so here’s his mini college au~~ 
find kang daniel (here) ^^ 

  • major: interior design 
  • sports: did football team with daniel for like a week,,,,dropped it and picked up swimming instead LOL
  • when people first meet him they all think he’s a serious like physics major who wants to be an engineer or a doctor,,,,,like he’s handsome and smart,,,,straight from a webcomic kinda boy
  • bUT jokes on them he’s into interior design and likes looking at textiles and getting excited over his new ikea catalogue coming in the mail
  • actually despises the fact that you need to take college algebra for the major because like ugh maTH 
  • tried to bribe daehwi into doing his homework for him but daehwi was like 50 bucks or i suddenly cant do simple addition and seongwoo was like im bROKE
  • and daehwi was like hmmm too bad ask daniel or something
  • is bestfriends and roommates with daniel which is really funny because one side of the room is covered in drawings and designs with messy canvas bags full of fabric samples and sketchbooks ,,,,,, while the other side is strung up with posters on medical safety procedures and daniels leaning tower of paramedic course books 
  • but their friendship is super cute seongwoo keeps going like “bro if we’re both sad and alone at 40 lets just adopt a dog together or something-” and daniel is like “that sounds good but no dog. 12 cats.”
  • but again they’re both like heartthrobs on campus,,,,there’s a fanclub dedicated to gushing over seongwoo when he’s in the library studying just because everyone wants to see that handsome side profile tbh
  • little do they know that virtually every close friend of his has like 3943 photos of seongwoo doing the ugLIEST faces on snapchat and shit for the Memes
  • jisung and him are in an ongoing rivalry for who has the superior shocked face they have contests like every time they meet up LOL
  • you’re actually friends with seongwoo through a class you take together,,,that dreaded college algebra,,,, and one day seongwoo tells you that he likes to drum
  • which is ,,,,,,like a dream of yours,,,,,you’ve always wanted to learn how to play and you practically beG him to teach you
  • and seongwoo being seongwoo is like ,,,,,,,, give me the answers to this weeks homework and i will
  • and ur like FINE but ,,,,idk if the answers will be write and seongwoo shrugs like it doesn’t matter as long as i don’t need to look @ numbers,,,,im good
  • so you agree to meet up in the music department later like at 8 and when you get there thankfully the drum set for the college band is free
  • and you sit down eagerly,,,,trying to do a flip of the sticks before seongwoo takes them away and you’re like HEY and he’s like “first things first - cool drummers dont flip their sticks in the air like fools”
  • and ur like -____- fine whatever where do we start then
  • and for a couple of weeks you and seongwoo meet up in the evenings so he can teach you
  • and at first it’s super casual and fun,,,you guys talk about how much you hate college algebra,,,how you keep seeing minki’s face on flyers for student government elections,,,,,how the lights in all the dorms flicker for like a good three minutes before actually turning off
  • like the usual,,,and then one day you’re sitting,,,,trying out a technique seongwoo showed you but you keep skipping a part
  • so he comes over,,,,,putting his arms around you from behind and settling them on your wrists so e can guide your hands
  • and for the first time,,,,,you’re hyper aware of how,,,,,close seongwoo is
  • how he smells like fresh laundry,,,,how the vein running up his arm looks,,,,and when you make the mistake of turning your face to see him 
  • ,,,,,,you highlight the sharp curve of his jaw,,,his dark and alluring eyes,,,,the perfect slope of his nose,,,,and his neck,,,,,
  • the warmth of his body makes you suddenly freeze up and when seongwoo notices how tense your arm has gotten he lets go,,,,
  • and for a second neither of you say anything 
  • seongwoo opens his mouth but you just shake your head before he can speak 
  • and you’re like “no, i know. don’t say it,,,i know you,,,,aren’t interested,,,,and i made it awkward,,,,,im sorry- im going to go-”
  • and seongwoo seems like he wants to grab you before you can go but you escape his outstretched arm just in time to run out
  • seongwoo left standing in the room,,,,,,confused and hurt as you make your way toward the dorms telling yourself over and over
  • that you ruined it,,,,a good friendship,,,,,with the sudden realization that you didn’t want just friendship at all did you,,,,
  • and it’s not like you skip college algebra because of seongwoo noooo haha you totally got sick and had to not come
  • but,,,,,,you know sooner or later you’re going to have to see him but you really r e a l l y dont want too
  • unfortunately,,,, it comes even sooner because someone knocks on your dorm and you think it’s your roommate,,,but when you open it 
  • seongwoo is there,,,,
  • and you’re like “w-what is it?” and he’s like looking down but when he meets your eyes he gives you that smile,,,,the one with the dimple and it makes your heart hurt but he waves the textbook he brought with him and he’s like “since you were sick,,,,i thought i should come and help you catch up?”
  • and you know seongwoo hates that class,,,that he’d never tutor someone else in it,,,,,let alone you so you want to shut the door and tell him you’re still sick
  • but seongwoo pulls a mask out of his pocket and is like ‘i can wear this so you don’t cough on me!!’ and you cant tell if he’s being silly or if he really just wants to talk to you
  • so you end up sitting beside each other on your bed and it’s,,,,,awkward until seongwoo finally takes a deep breath and turns to you
  • “you said you knew i wasn’t interested,,,,,but how could you say that?”
  • you kind of frown and you’re like,,,because we ,,,,,are just friends? you’ve never made any moves and you’re swarmed by people liking you all the time what is there-”
  • but seongwoo puts up his hand and is like “ok, but do i devote my time to those people? to teach them to play drums? to laugh with them in class? outside of class? do you know i blew of daniel for you,,,,,that’s a lot coming from me that dudes my soulmate”
  • and ur like ?????? wait so is it daniel or - and seongwoo is like nO like my bro soulmate but you,,,,,,it’s different i,,,,
  • he seems to suddenly get shy,,,,scratching at his cheek and you’re like ??? and he’s like “when i was,,,,,teaching you,,,with my hands on yours,,,,,,,i wanted to,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,it’s hard to say this but i wanted to pull you closer,,,,,,,,god this is embarrassing,,,,,”
  • and you’ve never seen seongwoo blush until now and like,,,,,it’s so fREAKING cute that you just need to scoot closer
  • and seongwoo is like ! 
  • and you’re like “,,,,,i,,,,,wanted you to hold me closer too.” 
  • with a small smile he turns his body toward you,,,opening his arms and he’s like “well,,,,i can still do that. come here.”
  • and you can’t believe it but you and seongwoo fall back onto your bed,,,,you in his arms laughing at how silly this is
  • and seongwoo leans down,,,,brushing your hair from your face and he’s about to kiss you when the doorknob turns and you’re like mY ROOMMATE
  • and you throw him a bit and soengwoo ends up on the floor,,,hair a mess and eyes wide and you’re like sitting on the bed and ur roommate is just like oh,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,ill come back in twenty bye
  • and with that you and seongwoo let out a sigh but he climbs back up on the bed and starts tickling you because oW thrOWING HIM OFF WAS thaT NECESSARY 
  • dating college!seongwoo: he totally misplaces everything like he cant even find his own notebook so you’d probably have to be the one to be like seongwoo no no your laptop is under the desk drawer and your sketch book is on the shelf no no not the bottom shelf babe listen to me-, he looks extra fluffy in the mornings when he’s still got his hair uncombed and his eyes are sleepy but he’s also super soft because his voice gets lower and he just wants to cuddle, like seriously seongwoo just always wants to cuddle and hold hands, you could both be sweltering out in the sun on the quad and no matter how sweaty your palms get he’ll be like no we need to hold onto each other i need everyone to know you’re with me, pretends to not know that he’s being sexy when he’s laying down and his shirt is pulled up a little and he keeps pocking his tongue out to run across his lips and ur like seongwoo dont do that i need to study and he’s like do what~ and ur like oh my god,,,,,sends you random close ups of parts of his face and is like am i handsome~ do u still love me~, is a lil jealous that you and daniel get along so well but also is really happy because whenever you guys hangout together it’s a blast, does the occasional corny thing like buys you a big teddy bear that he names after himself or does a dance to try get you to give him extra kisses but it’s all worth it because he’s adorable, wants matching sweaters soooo bad and keeps dropping hints, likes when you sit in his lap and he plays with your hair while you read outloud to him, whenever you’re a little upset or scared he sings gently against your ear and it calms you down, when you can you take baths together and he keeps trying to get you to make him a bubble beard LOL 
Kind and Goofy

I thank (and blame) @pixletta for this. This is based on a short story they gave me and I just- 

ENJOY

Au where your world is black and white until you kiss your soulmate


Jeremy had always thought of his life as simple. For years he only had to focus on three things: his music loving best friend, his obnoxious teenage bully and the love of his life - the main ingredients for a teenage boy. He had grown used to the black and white surroundings he had grown up in. However this all changed when he got the Squip. 

 The little computer in his head was adamant on him becoming more than his nerdy persona. He insulted him, manipulated him into getting what he wanted and soon Jeremy found himself rising above his ranks. He was talking to the popular kids, he was wearing more fashionable clothing and his once teenage bully was not practically his best friend. All he wanted now was her - his soulmate.

But apparently, that was too much to ask. 

 "What do you mean it might not be Christine?“ Jeremy questioned his Squip out loud in his bedroom where no one else could hear. His dad had gone out to get groceries (thankfully with pants) so the house was his for the time being. 

 "I’m saying,” the CPU stated, taking his physical form over to the end of the bed, “that soulmates are not the result of science, therefore I am unable to calculate who the particular human will be, given that there are roughly 7,500,000,000 people roaming the Earth at this given moment. It is very unlikely that your soulmate is Christine." 

 "But it has to be!” Jeremy interjected. “Soulmates have a bond, and I can feel that bond between us." 

 "You don’t even know her Jeremy.”

 "I don’t need to! When I close my eyes, I can picture us together, and we’re happy. Whenever I see her, I just want to kiss her and tell her how much I love her. I want her to tell me how much she needs me… I want to know that I’m her favourite person.“ Jeremy was soon lost in his own daydream and failed to notice that the Squip had suddenly taken interest. 

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Ride Me Baby *Part Two* (Harry Styles Mature Mini Series)

Originally posted by tmlnsn


Hiya guys, so a lot of you have been requesting a part 2 of this story and wanting to know where it goes from there, so I decided to start this as a mini series, but ill let you guys give me the feedback first before I continue on. This is going to be a very explicit series so you have been warned. But without further of due, lets get into it! I hope you guys enjoy it, -K
**WARNING, EXPLICIT AND DETAILED CONTENT, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK** +18

Word Count: 2,978

Harry’s POV
Its coming up to mine and Y/N’s 3 year anniversary, and I have decided to surprise her with a holiday away to Bora Bora for a week or so, I’m so excited to tell her what I have planned. She has always wanted to go there and with me making Dunkirk and writing my solo album we didn’t have time to do anything for our anniversary last year. So to make up for last year I think this will be perfect!
I was sitting in our newly furnished kitchen at the island trying to figure out what I wanna order us for dinner. Y/N Is so indecisive when it comes to anything let alone food so its so hard to know what she wants to eat. Maybe ill wait until she comes home. Just as that thought came through my head I heard the creak of the front door opening and her heels clicking against the tiled floor. “Harry?” “Kitchen” As I heard her set her purse on the side table I heard her enter the kitchen making me look up. “Baby girl” “Hey” Her face started to blush as she made her way over to me. I love the way she blushes every single time I call her that. She is my baby girl. “How was your press day?” She is promoting a new campaign with PETA, ‘I Would Rather Be Naked Than Wear Fur’ which is an amazing organisation that makes people aware of animals being killed for fashion. I’m so proud of her for making her fame into something to raise awareness for, one of the main reasons I love her. “Yeah it was good, just going over the same questions over and over and over, gets very boring but I’m glad its over” She sighed as she took off her cardigan, folding it neatly to put on top of the island. “Im proud of you baby, press days are always the worst though” Giving her a tiny pout. She giggled a little at my facial expression and walked over to the sink. “Where is my kiss hello?” “Sorry I was thirsty” She again giggled as she made her way over to me. I took her hand pulling her towards me, opening my legs for her to stand between them. “Missed you today” She whispered as she inched closer for a quick peck. “Well your home now” kissing her on her forehead I looked at her in awe. “So I have something for you” “Okay…” She replied with hesitation in her voice. “So you know the way its our anniversary next week?” “Yeah” I pushed her a little for me to get up, making my way over to my coat. “Well last years anniversary was a bust, you know that. So what better way to celebrate basically two years this year than to do something amazing” I took the envelope out of my coat pocket and made my way over to her. “Here, happy anniversary baby” I handed her the envelope and giving her a kiss. “Harry thank you” Her hand grasped the envelope looking down at it. “What is it?” “Well open it and see” Her fingers quickly ripped open the paper to find two plane tickets. “What.. This isn’t.. No way Harry!” Her face immediately lights up towards mine with the biggest beautiful smile that I know and love. “Were staying in Bora Bora for a week, you deserve it” “Oh my god Harry this is too much” Her hands started to shake, so cute. “Y/N your deserve everything and more. You’ve been so understanding this last year when I wasn’t around much and finding it so stressful and hard. But you made it so much better and being there for me when I needed you, and putting your life on hold for me, that really means a lot” I said looking down at her. “I love you so much Harry you have no idea” She draped her arms around my shoulders playing with my curls at the nape of my neck. Her hands then pulled my face into hers, kissing her so deeply, so passionate. “I love you so much” I whispered as I pulled away. I started kissing all over her face and she began to laugh uncontrollably. I pulled her waist into mine as she started to get weak in the knees with her laughter. My favourite sound. “So shall we go pack?”

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*guitar intro*

underneath these stairs i hear the sneers and feel the glares of my cousin my uncle and my aunt cant believe how cruel the are and it sting my lightning scar to know theyll NEver ever give me… what i wa-ant I know i dont deserve these AWful ruules made by the Dursleys here on    PRIIIIIiivet driiive cant take these stupid Muggles but despite all of my struggles… IM STILL ALIIIIIIIVE im sick of summer and this waiting around * dun dun* man its september so imm skipping this town hey its no mysteryy theres nothing here fore me noooow i gotta get back to hogwart! i gotta get back to schooool i gotta get back to hogwarts! where everybody knows im cooOool back to witches! and wizards! and magical beasts to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts! ita all that i Love and its all that i need at Hogwarts! hogwarts! i think im going back      I’LL see my friends gonna laugh till we cry TAke my firebolt gonna take to the sky No Way this year anyONES Gonna Die and its gonna be tOtally awesome!ill cast some spells with a flick of my wand defeat the Dark Arts yeAH Bring it On and do it all with my best friend RON cause together were totally awesomYEAH CAUSE TOGETHER WERE TOTALLY AWESOME DId sOmebody say roOON?? Ron?! what are u doing here? sorry it took me so long to get here i had to get some floo powder But get everything u need and lets get goin! where are we going? to DIagon alley of course cool FLoo powder Power floo powder power floo powder power floo powder power Its been so long but were going back dont go for work dont go there for Class as long as were together gonna kick some AsS and its gonna be toOtally aWEsome this year well take everybody by storm sneak Stay up all night sneak out of our dorm but LEts not fOrget that we Need to PerfFORm Well in ClAss if we want to pass our OWLS aargh hermioine Why do you have to be such a BUZzkill? beCAUSE guys school is not all about Fun and Games we have to study hard if we wanna become good wizards and Witches ugh I may be frumpy but im super smart CHeck out my grades   theyre As for a startwhat i lack in looks well i make up in heART and well guys that is totally awESOme This year i plan to Study A Lot That would be cool if you were actually Hot HEy ron Cmon were the only friends that shes got and thats cool and thats tOtally Awesome yeah its so cool it is totally aWESOME were sick of summer and this waiting around *dun dun* its like were sitting in the lost and found * dun dun* dont take no SorcerYY for anyone to se hooOOOOOooOOoOw   we gotta get back to hogwarts! we gotta get back to schoooOOl  we gotta get us back to hogwarts! where everything is magicooOOOOOOl bck to wizards and witches and magical beasts to Goblins and Ghosts and to magical feasts its all that i love and its all that i need at hogwarts! hogwarts! i think were going back! rOooOoON you were supposed to take me to madam malkins and use those 
sIckles mom gave you for my RObe fitting! whos this? aAhhhthis is stupid dumb little sister ginny ginny this is harry      Potter  hhHArry Potter youre the boy who lived yah and youre ginny uh its genevra uuuh ill just stick with ginny Stupid sister *clap* dont crowd the famous friend! Do you guys hear Music? someones coming Cho Chang  Domo arigato Cho Chang gung hey Fat Cho CHang happy happy new year Cho chang oooh whos that? thats..thats cho chang yeah thats the girl harrys been TOtally In Love with since freshman year yeah but he wont say anything to her yeah you never tell a girl you like her it makes you look like an idiot! KonIchiWa cho chang it is Good to meet you  my name is Ginny WEAsley BITCH I AINT CHO CHANG that is lAVender brOwn *clap* RACIST sister! oh that allright im Cho Chang YAllshes perfect yeah but too bad she dating cedric diggory srsly who the Hell is cedric diggory?! hes that guy u know hes just huge and tall Cho chaang I Am So In LOve  with CHoOo Chaaang from bangkook to dIINgdaaAng I sing my love aLoud for Choo CHaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAANg UGH iHATE that guy DID SOMEONE SAY DRACO MALFOOY? ugh malfaoy what do you want?  SO pottah   Back for another year at Hogwarts are you? maybe this year you WIse up and hang out with a HIGher caliber of wizard listen draco.. ron and hermoine are my Best Friends in the Whole World i wouldnt trade them for ANYthing  Have it your way WAit dont tell me   Red hair Hand me down Clothes and a Stuupid Complexion Youu must be a WEeasley hey malfoy lay off my sister ok? she may be a pain in the ass but she MY pain in the ass well isnt this CuUte its like a little looser fAHmily hogwarts has really gone to the Dogs Luckily next year   Ill be Transferred to Pigfaarts! this years you bet gonna get outta here the Reign of Malfoy its growing near ill have the Greatest Wizard carrier its gonna be TOAtally Awesooome look out world for the Dawn of the day when everyone one will do  whATEVER I SAY! and pooottah wont bee in my way then ill be the one who is tOtally Awesome YEAH YOULL BE THE ONE WHO IS TOTALLY AWESOME! *choo* Cmon guys were gonna Miss the Traiin who knows how fast this years gonna go Hand me a Glass let the butterbeer flow! maybee at last i will talk to cho Oh No thatd be Way Too Awesome were back to learn everything that we can its great to come back to where it began And here we are! and ALAKAZAM here we go this is totally awesome! cmon and teach us everything you know! *un dun* the summers over and were aching to go! *dun dun* I think were ready for    ALbus DUmbleDore ahhhhhhhHHHHHH welcoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooOoOooOome all of you to Hogwarts! I welcome all of you to schooooool did you know that here at Hogwarts    weve got  a Hidden Swimming Poooooool welcomewelcomewelcome Hogwarts! welcome Hotties Nerds and Tooools! now that ive got you here at hogwarts       id umm liketogooverjustacoupleofrules My name is Albus Dumbledore and i am HEadmaster of Hogwarts! you can all call me      Dmbledore. s’pose you could also call me Albus if you wanted DEtEntion nah    im just kidding  Ill Expel YA if ya Call me Albus! *dun dun dun* back to witches and wizards aand magical beasts to Goblins and Ghosts and to magical feasts Its All that i Love and its All that i Need at Hogwarts! hogwarts! back to spells and *funky background clapping* enchantments potions and Friends! To Gryffindooor! HUfflePuff! RavEnclAaw! SLYTHERIN! Back to the place where our story begins at Hogwarts! hogwarts! Im sorry what its name?! HOgwarts! HOGwarts! Iii Didnt HEar you Kids! HOGWARTS! HOGWARTS! man im glad i went back!

Saturday, 12:08AM

Author’s Note: this was requested way the hell back in july by @from-dae-do-dae when she was soul anon (she is not anon anymore, do you know how excited that makes me?). ive kept this secret from a lot of people but her request and the sheer amount of love i receive for Did You See? has made that universe into a full series. so - with that said, this story takes place in the DYS universe and is the first of his story (if you read DYS youll likely recognize the party scene) <3
Pairing: Jongdae x Reader (oc; female)
Summary: When you first met Jongdae, you hated him. Now, he is your best friend. Now, you think you might love him. Now, you have to wonder if he could love you, too.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: some swearing
Word Count: 4,622

Originally posted by ackerbaes

Daddae[7:08 PM]: im coming over in a bit
YN[7:13 PM]: i thought you were hanging out with jongin tonight
Daddae[7:15 PM]: i was going to but hes with The Duchess instead
YN[7:17 PM]: dumped again by your Man?
Daddae[7:18 PM]: yes T_T
YN[7:19 PM]: so what am i? the leftovers?
Daddae[7:20 PM]: waeee you were the first one i asked after he ditched me!
YN[7:22 PM]: *clutches heart* im so honored!
Daddae[7:23 PM]: ha ha
Dadade[7:23 PM]: you think youre so cute
Daddae [7:24 PM]: what do you have for snacks

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klance headcanons no one asked for

OK I’m just doing this bc I love klance OK and klance makes me feel happy so,,,
sorr to anyone who did this before me, this came up suddenly on my mind,,

-lance and keith are on a mission to a planet, and theyre just bickering like old married couples and they just,,,, pine,,,
-when theyre done with that said mission, the team decides to relax and just stay on that planet for a break
-lance and keith both went off to explore. keith comes bc he doesnt want lance to get hurt and bc he has nothing else to do
-when they were exploring, they found a tiny alien girl and Lance fell in LOVE™
-it was more of a “mother-child” love, so keith wasnt entirely that jealous (poor bby)
-lance being that sweet uncle he just takes the alien kid and shows it to keith
lance: KEITTTH LOOK AT THIS TINY ALIEN GIRL I LOVE HERE
keith: lance put it back—NO WAIT COME BACK HERE DONT RUN AWAY FROM ME
-lance spends time with the tiny alien girl a lot so she thinks lance is her dad
lance: youre so CUTE, do you know i love you with all my heart mi cielo—
the alien kid: papa!!!
lance: oh—OH my GOD—you just—IM
-keith doesnt spend as much time with the alien daughter, but he likes her company and will fight anyone who touches her
some alien: can i take her and have a look—
keith: *takes his bayard and aims it at the alien* say that again BITCH
-somehow the alien baby thinks keith as her other father, so she calls him dad or daddy (not in the kinky way, get ur head outta the gutter BINCH)
keith: *plays with the alien baby*
alien kid:!!!! dad!!!
keith:
keith: what
-lance and keith both takes the alien baby back to where she came from and then she calls both Keith and Lance papa and dad and both of them gets flustered
lance: im just saying that id make a good father for this girl
keith: dream on, loser
alien girl: dad!!!! papa!!! *gestures to both of them with a smile*
lance:
keith:
lance, internally: hallelujah motherfuckers
-once they took her back the alien girl keeps on crying and whining and begging her dads so she can come with. then they both found out that the girl was an orphan, keith immediately takes her with him bc he didnt want her to feel like she has no one just like he did after he lost his family. lance denies at first but then he wants her too
lance: keith what are you doing put her back keith—
keith: shes my precious baby girl and i will not hesitate to rip your head off if you try and take her away from me
lance:
lance: well damn i want her too then
-they give her a name. they argue a lot for the name. keith wants to name her godzilla but Lance shrieks and wants to name her cielo
lance: were not naming her after a MONSTER keith
keith: so what godzilla is cool
lance: NO she will be cielo
keith: how about ciella
lance:
lance: well ok—
-both of them try to sneak her in the castle and they succeeded, the hard part was how they should keep her with them without anyone NOTICING. they both proceeds to let her stay in one of their rooms bc no one would be snooping there
lance: OK so maybe ciella can stay in my room then—
keith: lance she stays in my room
lance: no youll just bore her
keith: you dont know what im gonna do to her, she wont be bored
lance: i assume she will be bored, no one wants to see your knife collection and hear your conspiracy theories keith
keith: well im sure she wouldnt like to get her face all covered in weird facemasks and skin care products—
lance: YOU TAKE THAT BACK—
-keith’s attempt to hide ciella is just a poorly made decision. he just takes his blanket and covers her in it.
keith: ok ciella, be good for daddy and stay quiet ok??
ciella, covered by a blanket: sssshhhhh!!!!
keith, smiling: right!!
later…
keith, talking to one of the team: yeah and then—
ciella, still covered in a blanket: *runs to keith and bumps him in the leg* oof!!
one of the team: what the fuck is that
keith, sweating, nervously laughing: idk lol haha weird
Keith, internally: shit
-lance’s attempt is hands down the worst decision he ever made. he decides to just hide her in his jacket.
lance, with ciella inside his jacket: hey guys
hunk: lance you look… different
lance: yup gained some extra weight these past few days
pidge, pointing at a tail that shows on the back of his jacket: you have a tail
lance:
lance:
lance: yea gained that too
keith, from the other side of the room: WHAT THE FUCK—
-the team finally knows that both keith and lance has a baby alien girl. they tease them a lot.
shiro, to keith: looks like youre the older one after all, /sir/
hunk, to lance: aww youre a dad now maybe you can teach me some stuff when I get married
pidge, to keith: i cant believe youre a father now, ew
allura, to lance: dont worry, being a father isnt as hard
coran, crying: MY BLUE PALADIN IS A FATHER, I AM SO PROUD, ALLURA IM—
-keith and lance realises they both love ciella and gain feelings™
-both of them are too oblivious to ask the other one out, eventually lance did the first move and they start dating
-they adopted ciella and have a happy life with her until they die™

anonymous asked:

hi!!!!! can I please request for a minhyun college au? I am addicted to your writing (・´з`・) thank you in advance xxx

for nu’est ive decided it’d be cool to make them all medical students!! so consider it residency-college!au LOL~

  • specialty: minhyun is doing his residency in dermatology  
  • is known as the “pretty boy” of the unit and other residents are always joking that patients favor him because,,,,,,,,well one he has gorgeous skin,,,,,,,but everything else about him is literally just as gorgeous
  • is really sweet and tries his best to be polite,,,,,,even if taking another 10 hour shift is literally going to Kill Him,,,,,minhyun just smiles and is like : ) it’s fine : ) im fine
  • his superiors like him the most and their favoritism shows because guess who doesn’t get yelled out for taking a five minute snack break? it’s minhyun
  • but even though he comes off so mannered and mature,,,,,he has a lil nerdy side,,,,,like his phone background is always his cute niece and him but one day someone noticed that his lock screen was literally a screenshot from the transformers movie,,,,,,,like,,,,,,,,,
  • everyone keeps asking if he’s dating and minhyun is just like,,,,i,,,,,d,,dating?!?!?!?! and they’re like oh my god you have the face and you’re telling us you haven’t used it yet
  • and minhyun is like ?!?! i use it everyday to eat, to read - and everyone is like oh jesus no that’s nOT WHat we MEANT
  • but if anyone as much as dares to try to do ‘corrupt’ minhyun (as dongho affectionately refers to it) minhyun just turns pink and bites his lips and is like i!! don’t know anything about that,,,,,
  • boy is already in residency and sometimes if a patient get too close he has to excuse himself,,,,,,,soft boy
  • speaking of dongho and the rest of nu’est they all do residency in the same hospital so every now and then they’ll meet up to eat lunch outside
  • and everyone swoons because they’re the ~visual residents~ a group of goodlooking guys in white doctors coats,,,,,,what a dREAM
  • and then dongho gets crumbs all over his scrubs and minhyun is like come here i need to clean it - don’t you dare run from me- come bacK
  • is really good at his job though, so much so that people are like he doesn’t even need to do residency he knows sO MUCh
  • graduated at the top of his class in med school, still studies as diligently as before, literally takes notes on e v e r y t h i n g the doctors say
  • jr jokes that when minhyun opens his own dermatology clinic he should give all of them face lifts but minhyun is like,,,,,,,,im not doing that im doing immunodermatology wanna hear what i learned about leprosy-
  • jr: i gtg rn i was just trying to make a joke i am so sorry
  • anyway you also work in the hospital,,,,,but not as a resident or anything you’re actually in the tech department
  • and you know about minhyun because how can you not,,,,,but also,,,,,,,,he’s called the tech department like a minimum of twenty times a week because for some reason he’s super smart
  • but takes like ten years to type in a patients chart notes and he’s always getting a bit confused with the hospitals interface
  • and you,,,,,,,dont mind being the one called to help him i mean like have you /SEEN/ him  
  • just standing beside him is like basking in the sunlights glow and u dont mind. not one bit. tbh u r not gonna like lie when u see a call from the dermatology dept u basically fight people for the phone
  • buuuuut you also know that it’s a one sided kinda thing,,,because minhyun could have anyone,,,,,,,literally 
  • u can tell from the fact that his lab coats pockets are always full of candy, letters, and more that both patients and staff give him and yeah it makes ur heart sink a bit but like,,,,
  • whatever the short moment where you get to stand beside him at the desk and tell him (for the 15th time) how to reset the scheduling system works like,,,,,it’s enough
  • which is why when you get called down again, minhyun voice sounding apologetic over the phone u cheerily tell him it’s no problem - you’ll be right down to see what happened 
  • but since the elevator is taking too long u decide to go down the stairs where,,,,you hear voices echoing as you get closer to the floor ur supposed to meet minhyun on
  • and???? they sound familiar,,,,,one is obviously dongho’s,,,,,and the other???? minhyun?
  • and u stop your steps,,,listening to their echoing words 
  • “are you going to ask them? minhyun it’s been two weeks since you decided to say something and you’re still putting it off.”
  • “,,,,,what if they don’t like me-”
  • “NO OFFENSE BUT THATS NOT POSSIBLE”
  • you blink,,,,wondering if you’re hearing another voice,,,,,and it is,,,,this one belongs to another resident. ren
  • “minhyun, seriously you’re handsome. i dont say that a lot. but ur handsome. very handsome. look at me minhyun does it look like i would lie.”
  • and finally,,,,the calmest voice of the bunch belong to jr: “you should go for it. i think they like you too.”
  • and you’re not sure what else they say because the door opens and a couple of nurses rush by you, their footsteps making noise
  • and in your head you’re wondering,,,,,,who is it that minhyun likes,,,,,,,
  • but not wanting to get lost in your thoughts you rush down coming out into the dermatology dept and seeing minhyun leaning against the wall near the elevators. 
  • you pat his shoulder,,making him jump a bit and the both of you breaking into blushing apologizes but then he mumbles that he’s pretty sure something is going on with the vital monitor
  • and you go inside the room to check it out
  • and as you’re doing your work,,,,you don’t notice minhyun bite his lip,,,,shy eyes trying to avoid your figure in the center of the room
  • quietly fidgeting with his name tag pinned to his collar
  • and when you turn, smile on your face “done! it just got unhooked-”
  • “are you free,,,,,on sunday?”
  • minhyun’s sudden question catches you off guard and you’re like w-what?? and he’s like,,,,,,,, “i-,,,,i have a shift,,,,but i can- it ends at 8 so i could take u to dinner,,,,,maybe,,,,,-”
  • minhyun,,,,with all his pretty features and polite personality cannot seem to stutter out a date invitation 
  • but,,,,you also cant believe ur ears???? the person minhyun liked?????was you???
  • and you’re like “d-don’t you not have many free days? you should rest-”
  • “it’s ok! i want to,,,,,spend it with you.”
  • there’s something of a shy smile on his face,,,,but his eyes are nervous and you’re always feeling your palms sweat
  • because god u really want to say yes,,,,the happiness in your stomach is turning to butterflies,,,,,but you also know that minhyun should rest
  • so you go “ok,,,,,but how about we do something simple,,,,like watch a movie at my place?”
  • and minhyun almost turns cherry red at the mention of coming over and he refuses,,,,,saying it’d be un-gentlemen-y of him but ur just like pleassse it’s fine
  • safe to say you guys do have that date at your place but you purposly pick a boring movie so minhyun falls asleep fifteen minutes in and you let the tired med student sleep soundly on your shoulder as you do your own thing
  • and ofc when he wakes up minhyun is a mess of “im sorrys” and “im not a creep i promise” but u just laugh and tell him it’s ok,,,,,it was a perfect first date because u were able to see him rest
  • which honestly just makes minhyun’s heart flutter even more about you,,,,,on the way home he texts ren and is like “i think they’re an angel,,,,,,,”
  • dating med student!minhyun is slow at first because he’s surprisingly shy about pda or skinship,,,,,to the point where when he first holds ur hand he has to let go 5 minutes later and be like “its not that i dont want to,,,its just,,,,,my hand got sweat and i didnt want u to think thats gross-” and u had to grab his hand back and be like idc if its sweaty i want to hold it forever, minhyun once he gets more comfortable has a habit for always dusting off your uniform or tucking strands of your hair back because he thinks u look cute when ur all neat and whatnot, tbh dongho and jr tell minhyun it might be a lil weird but u like it,,,its minhyun’s personality so u accept it, since he works super long hours u dont really get to see each other often but minhyun really likes it when u text him what ur doing after work esp if u include pictures, at first he’d just be like oh! cool :D or looks yummy! but as you two get closer he’ll kinda be a little sappy saying things like even your silhouette is pretty or i wish i could be beside you right now, a constant struggle is showing people photos of you and minhyun together looking cute in the hospital lobby doing peace signs and ur like that’s my boyfriend! and people are like no no no thats a celebrity honey and ur like,,,no,,,,,no he’s my bf,,,,,,,basically people r just really shocked because minhyun’s visuals are no joke, whenever someone confesses to minhyun whether it’s a patient or a staff he gets all embarrassed but also secretly reaLLY likes saying he has a significant other that he is head over heels for, ren makes fun of him so much for it he imitates his voice and calls out ur name and is like head !!! oveR HEELs~~~!! and minhyun is like pLEASE and ren is just kiss kiss love love u two are sooooo corny, on an anniversary minhyun had work but he sent you a video of him playing on the piano and singing your favorite love song and it legitimately made you tear up, does this thing where when he gets really really tired he’ll never admit it but one kiss from you makes it feel like he can take on the WORLD, an exchange resident named aaron comes to visit and minhyun introduces you to him and is like he’s my bff and aaron is just like “so what base have you and minhyun reac-oK FINE I WONT ASK”, those rare times where residents get more than a day off minhyun always insists on doing the absolute most for you and sometimes you have to literally argue with him to let you do something because he works so hard you want to support him and make it easy, you cooked for him once and you can’t tell if him telling you he LOVED it was fake or real,,,,,,,you guys got matching sweaters from the nu’est boys as a gift and they’re bright pink and corny and minhyun refuses to wear them until you giggled and put it on and minhyun melts for anything you do so he was like ok FINE, surprised you once by pulling you into a storage closet at the hospital and letting a hand slip up your shirt and you were like minhyun?? ?against his neck and he,,,,,couldn’t keep it up you felt his cheeks go hot and he was a stuttering mess like ten minutes in but he was also like i just,,,i really wanted you i dont know what came over me ,,,,,WHAT A FREAKING CUTIE AMIRIGHT THO,,,,promises that once he is done with residency he’s going to get a good job and take you on vacation for never leaving his side through the hardest years of his life and you just kiss his nose and tell him not to worry about it,,,,,but seriously the only thing on minhyun’s mind sometimes (which he finds fascinating) is how much he really rEALLY wants to make you happy,,,,,,,,,,he wants a future,,,,with you 


find others here: ong seongwoo | kang daniel | lee daehwi

here’s a long list of headcanons because i love my kids
-Lance is slightly taller than Keith. Like, an inch taller. Keith insists that 1 inch doesn’t make a difference but Lance will constantly poke fun at Keith for being ‘short’.
     -Pidge looks into the camera like they’re in the office.
-Lance and Allura are BEST FRIENDS. They absolutely have sleepovers together and complain about their dumb boyfriends.
     -Pidge is also a recurring guest in these sleepovers because they always have THE BEST gossip. 
          -Pidge knows everything about everyone. There’s no hiding from them.
     -Lance is very good at doing Allura’s hair.
     -Lance: *kicks down door* allura you are not going to BELIEVE what keith just did!!!!!
-Hunk and Keith bond over dumb things Lance has done because Hunk is more than happy to share all sorts of embarrassing stories.
     -Lance has never felt so betrayed.
-Everyone catches on to Lance feeling bad about himself sometimes and they all band together to make Lance the most appreciated person on the planet.
     -They made a banner that says ‘we love lance <3’ and honestly it looks like a group of kindergartners drew it.
     -Hunk makes a cake.
           -Keith ‘helped’ make it but that boy can’t cook to save his life ok he just did the icing and it looked terrible.
     -in conclusion they all love lance so much and Lance has never been more proud to call these losers his friends.
-Shiro is the ultimate dad friend. Cares very much but too emotionally distant
-keith is so gay for Lance and he’s open about it to everyone but lance.
     -anytime someone says something about lance Keith immediately shows up to be like “yea lance is amazing right?????”
-Shiro is the embodiment of the ‘i have crippling depression’ meme
     -he makes so many self-deprecating jokes no one knows if they should laugh or give him a hug
           -the answer is both.
-Lance is the kind of person who’s like “haha im such a bad person haha” but as soon as someone else does it he’s all “!!!!!!! YOU ARE AMAZING AND I WOULD DIE FOR YOU”
-Lance has two moods:
     -”i am shit”
     -”i am The Shit”
-Keith has a 32 slide powerpoint on why mothman is real.
     -Pidge helped.
-”mothman is real he sucked my dick in a denny’s parking lot” -keith probably
-Hunk is everyone’s shoulder to cry on. 
     -you need to rant abt something??? Cool hunk will listen and make you some tea
     -relationship trouble??? Here comes Hunk back at it again with helpful advice
-Shiro on the other hand has the emotional empathy of a rock.
     -he has good intentions but he’s so awkward honestly so his advice is just the worst
-Lance has no concept of personal space
     -everyone is used to his constant need for physical contact
     -keith is the victim of this more often than not.
     -Lance claims it’s because keith is really warm but everyone knows that is a Blatant Lie
-There are often debates on cats vs dogs
     -keith, shiro, and pidge are team cats
     -hunk, lance and allura are team dogs
     -coran is the one who needs to break up the argument before there’s a fight
-everyone is basically an older sibling to pidge
     -every single one of them will throw hands at the ready for them
     -there’s no debate ok you mess with pidge and you will be catching The Hands of six very angry friends
-Allura is not to be fucked with ok like she’s nice and sweet and all but will not hesitate to kick ass
-Coran has dirt on everybody. He’s just too nice to use it
-pidge, however, will not hesitate to blackmail everyone with every piece of info they can get their petty little hands on
-Lance is an absolute baby when he’s sick
      -no one is safe from his desperate clinging and begging to be taken care of
      -n o  o n e
-Lance will latch onto anything in the vicinity when he’s asleep
     -pillows, stuffed animals, and keith are his main victims
-Keith will go actual days without sleep until someone (usually lance or shiro) legitimately force him to sleep
     -Lance actually sat on top of keith for hours once to force keith to stay in bed
     -lance ended up falling asleep too
     -pidge still has pictures of them cuddling
     -lance still denies that it happened despite the cold hard Facts
-Lance would rather die than admit his massive crush on Keith “Mullethead” Kogane
     -everyone already knows
-everyone is sick of the klance mutual pining
     -everyone is guilty of trying to play matchmaker at least once
          -pidge is more guilty than anyone
     -keith and lance are dumb and cant admit their feelings and it pisses everyone off

In conclusion i love my children

170723 ‘Hello Again’ Fanmeeting - Part One~

♢ Eunhyuk looks around at fans who all have long hair. “We made a promise?” “Do you remember?” “How did your hair grow so fast”

Hyuk: Do you remember what was it that we promised each other?

Fans: To not cut the hair!

Hyuk: Did u rly go thru it?

Fans: Yes!

Hyuk: Liar.i saw someone who really shaved her head so i give my confirmation that she is an elf.

♢ They wanted to greet so hyukjae wanted to say we are d&e but hae messed up hahaha

Hyuk: Its been a while right?

Hae: I’m nervous. I’m fluttered to stand here after this while and somehow.. I feel a bit shy/embarrassed

Hyuk: your hands are shaking 

Hae: to not show that, I am holding hands together

Hyuk: hurry drink some water

They will be sharing photos from their vacations from the army~

 ♢ Hyukjae is just bragging about himself being really great at shooting

♢ Hyuk showed a vacation pic of eating with his unit. 

Donghae: Didn’t you make plans to eat with me? And you went to see others?? 

♢ Hyuk took a pic when he was taking the 지하철. Fans were shocked.

Hyuk: yeah I tried taking the subway once.

Hae: You’re cool.

♢ There was a pic of hyukjae with a lot of ppl so he asked hae to find and hae picked a girl and said that is hyukjae. Hyukjae said good job~

Eunhyuk: I went back to the dorms & pressed the doorbell for 3 minutes & made faces at the camera… but it was the wrong house

♢  Hyukjae said his mom used his name at the hair dressers to get a cut and dye XD

 Donghae asked Eunhyuk to re-enact the scene with him and his mom 

Hyuk: “so I act as the mom?" 

Hae: "no you act as Donghae”

Hae showed a pic of him in some sort of recording studio.

Hyuk: You were a DJ?? Wah you must have rly improved you talking (skills)

Hae: It wasnt that, I was doing the voice navigation for the app like KKT.

Hyuk: *cant believe it* *imitated Hae’s voixe doing navigation*\

Hyuk: go left! go right! i said go right!!!! (in thick Hae accent lmao im dying)

Hae: I didnt do it with Sattori!

♢ Hae showed a pic of him and Siwon shoveling snowy road during winter. Hyuk got up from his seat doubled over laughing.

Hyuk: Wah really handsome. There’s a policeman taking picture of DBSK CM, SW, YH.

The police officer Hyuk is referring to is Hae. He is just is teasing that how Hae looked in that photo next to those three.

Hyuk: *still laughing at his own joke* You look like a robot!! 

*still referring to the same pic* He cant move on XD

In all these photos Hae is so short compared to the others, hyuk keeps laughing ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

♢ Eunhae are going to show their written profiles from before army and after

♢ Donghae’s weight before army: 65 After: 65 

HJ: … 

DH: but I lost muscles! 

HJ: You don’t actually know it do you? 

DH: no I just wrote wtv

Hyukjae’s weight before army: 60 After: 60 

HJ: I maintained myself bc we were going to meet

♢ Hae’s favourite weather. Before and after still rainy day. 

Hyuk: He’s rly a simple man. Why do you like the rain so much?

Hae said he enjoyed the sound of the rain.

Hyuk: Today is raining right? So don’t feel bummed by it just think that ahh this is the weather that Donghae likes so it’s okay.

DH said the real reason why he likes rain is bc of memories of sitting with his bro inside with his mom and dad and the rain on the windows~

 Fashion: 

Hyuk: Before - expensive things 

After - cheap things

Hae: Before - dandy 

After - police uniform

food preferences: 

Hae: Before - Samgyetang (chicken soup) 

HJ: Since when???

DH: well I only wrote it thinking of what food is healthy

Now: Army food (Hyuk: liar) 

Hyuk: Before - kimchi fried rice 

Now:anything edible 

Character 

Hae: Before - Romantic 

After - Ro~~~~~~~mantic 

HJ: Oh so you changed a bit then!

Hyuk: Before: Angelic 

After: Real man

Hae’s fav song before army: still you 

After army: uptown funk 

Hyuk: before: with you 

After: uptown funk

Girl group 

Hae: Before - RV, fx, Snsd 

After - ALL

Hae: Actually I have not rly watched TV much these days 

Fan: Good! 

Hyuk: *laughed*

DH’s habit: Before - ELF 

 after - El~~~~f 

EH’s habit: Before- thinking about ELF 

After: thinking about myself

Hyuk’s way to relieve stress before army- avoid lee donghaek 

After army: following lee donghaek

DH’s stress relieve: Before- go to hyuk’s house 

♢ One of DH’s answers was small and scribbled out HJ: Is that a poo

♢ They are showing self cam VCR during 1 week after discharge.

♢ Hyuk went to sauna and be doing facials

♢ Hae went to greet fans at SUM. He stood next to his standee. “Aren’t I handsome?”

♢ Donghae went to pick Hyuk up after his schedule (Radio Star) and they went to eat at a restaurant together with Kyuhyun.

cr: Dew, Yoojin ♡BelIidonghais,아잉~, ,StalkEunHae, ferfer_DHislove,ELF_thoughts,emzhaek.

Kyungsoo touched Jongin’s face during Growl performance theory.

A video posted by @kkaisoo on Jan 10, 2016 at 2:58am PST

This is the video that I’m going to talk about.

Before you continue, I’ll remind you that shit is about to get delusional and there’ll be shit ton of cussing and me being a sarcastic bitch, while I’m at it everything that I’ll say here is not a fact although I think it is facts and everything that I’ll say here is my opinions. Thank you!

…After watching this video for 4896374 times I am left with hundreds of questions. When I saw this of course I fucking shit my asshole and I had a meantal breakdown. Some of my questions are, what was Jongin’s face during that time? Other members, how did they react? What happened next? Was Jongin annoyed? What happened after the performance? 

This video is only 13 fucking seconds and it’s not enough to satisfy my delusional brain and it doesn’t help that I’m skeptical, I always fucking question things and here I am writing my theory. As I said, this video is too short for my liking so I went to YouTube and searched for different angles of this performance as much as I can. Downloaded them all, made them into gifs, and boom, a theory was born.

Let’s start with Kyungsoo and Minseok mischievously smiling at each other right before Kyungsoo’s verse started.

Alright, this is an angle where we could see Kyungsoo smile no sHit.  You see that smile? This bitch is hiding something. I can fucking smell it Do Kyungsoo. Now, let’s look at and angle where we could see Minseok smiling back at him.

It’s a little blurry but you can survive. In the first set of gifs you could clearly see Minseok smile but people will shit on my head and they’ll be doubtful. So here I am, showing you a different angle. Their smiles were the one that lead me to question this whole thing. Those smiles are usually the kind of smiles that friends exchange with each other when they planned stupid shit. I don’t know about you but that is how I smile at my friend when we indeed planned something.

You could just tell me that they’re just casually smiling at each other but since I’m a fucking trash this is not normal and you can’t tell me what to do. And so I investigated and investigated, and investigated…

And it lead me to another point.

Plenty of people just simply watched this video and screamed their head off not even curious what Jongin did/looked like when Kyungsoo was touching him. If you’re curious (which I thought you would be because you’re reading this post) then here is what he looked like during those times:

YOU SEE HOW FUCKING SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED HE IS?¿?”:\

dRAG ME TO HELL BUT YOU CAN’T DENY HE LOOKED BOTHERED AS FUCK

DOESN’T THAT SCREAM SEXUAL TENSION TO YOU OR ARE YOU JUST BLIND??¿’;{54

BITCH PLEASE

I’m not even going to forget to mention that he glanced at Kyungsoo two times during this gifs period. Go back and see for yourself. And I’m not even going to forget that he was breathing hard and did you see the way he tenses up? HELLO? Someone help this horny child out of his blazer please.

He can’t even look at Kyungsoo when he was touching him. I wonder how many rounds did they fuck that night? 1? 2? 9? 3598750?

Jongin was probably eye fucking Kyungsoo at that time after he touched him. He always eye fucks him anyways.

God, I’m such a trash.

ANYWAYS, it looks like Jongin pushed Kyungsoo arm or smth but it all depends on the angle, and this angle is all we have so you’ll have to judge for your own good:

Personally, I think Jongin did push Kyungsoo’s arm slightly, because if I were in Jongin’s position I would’ve too even though I love like Kyungsoo’s palm on my cheek. Why would I do that if I were in Jongin’s shoes? Well, I think I would want it to be less obvious. I’m gonna start a new paragraph to explain this thoroughly.

Maybe Jongin wanted to make it a little less obvious. But that is not fucking working because he took off his blazer looking horny as hell and I think that is a dumbest move he ever made in his whole life if he were trying to make it less obvious. If he was trying to make it less obvious he already failed from the fucking start because as I said, he took off that blazer looking hot as hell and there’s no way he can make it less obvious when their friends literally did the same action Kyungsoo did to him seconds ago. IMHO, I think Kyungsoo is tired of being subtle touches and hiding all the time. He did this because he knows people will think it’s all for fans to see, all for fans to like/love, all for fan service. But there’s something inside of me that thinks that is not true. I think he did it on purpose to rile Jongin up. 

Wow, that’s a nice prompt for anyone to write a Kaisoo smut on. ;)

Moving along, when Kaisoo was happening the rest of the members were turned to the back and some of them were staring at the screen, right? So I decided to take a closer looks at the members when Kaisoo was happening.

The member’s positions if you are curious.

This is Chanyeol, the member who doesn’t give a fuck and just wants to get off the stage. Personally, I think he’s used to it. Like he didn’t even move a single face muscle when Kyungsoo touched Jongin. If he is used to it, I wonder if he’s used to hearing moans as well from Kaisoo’s room?

Minseok and Suho: The assholes that were involved in this shit. They looked pretty chill but they’re watching for a very, very good reason later on. ;)

The other members are pretty much zoning out, Baekhyun and Jongdae staring at the floor, Lay looking at the fans, Sehun fixing his hair for 496824759130 times that day, Jongin’s dick hard as hell and Kyungsoo looking proud as fuck. :)

Let’s get a little bit more exciting, shall we?

After this moment, Minseok, Yixing, and Suho’s verse came. You know what Minseok and Suho did?

THEY IMITATED WHAT KYUNGSOO DID TO JONGIN.

That’s the part where I shit my pants and started crying blood. My tear ducts hurt as hell and I swear to god I wanted to kill someone because oh my fucking god I never saw it coming.

FOR FUCKS SAKE GIVE ME TIME TO BREATHE

IM???.’’;[394

I CANT FEEL MY TOES WHILE IM WRITING THIS

I’m going to calm down and explain shit because that is what I’m here for. i don’t really know what to fucking explain because this is pretty much self-explanatory but I’ll fucking do it anyways—

Minseok touched Kyungsoo’s cheek using his knuckles, literally the same way Kyungsoo touched Jongin but only by the knuckles. Suho touched Jongdae by the neck and that’s exactly the way Kyungsoo seduced Jongin, only missing the sliding my hand across your chest part.

Let’s break it into two parts. 

Let’s talk about Minseok and Kyungsoo’s moment first. Here’s a closeup so you could see better:

Closer:

Look at Kyungsoo smiling though. Look at Minseok’s fucking smile like—

exCUsE U wHAT THE FUCK>???

They’re basically teasing Kyungsoo right now. Like holy shit wouldn’t friends tease you when you did something in front of your crush? That smile Kyungsoo made and he looks so shy and embarrassed. He’s like, are they really teasing me right now and he looks so cute I want you to see his smile in another angle:

FUCK ME

Kill me but don’t you deny that he looked so fucking shy. That grin is so cute I’m gonna jump off a cliff and that fucking smile is going to be death of my dead body. He really looked so shy though. I guess he didn’t saw this coming as well. I bet he thought that they’re just going to let this go and just do their thing and not tease him right in front of the fans. But thank god Minseok and Suho did this shit because this moment is my gospel now. They made it more obvious which I like, Kyungsoo and Jongin are so obvious it’s amusing how they always try to hide it while showing it. Two sides contradicts but you fucking get it, alright.

Let’s move our focus to Suho and Jongdae moment.

This is LQ as hell because I’m a piece of lazy shit but you can still clearly see Suho’s smile and Jongdae’s most gayest reaction. Jongdae doesn’t seem to know that Suho will do that to him. His reaction says it all. It’s quite funny because he’s so shocked he just had to put his palm over his mouth.

Let’s take a step further just to see more around the field.

Jongdae was probably thinking, did he just fucking do that or is this the feeling that jongin felt when kyungsoo touched him because that fucking reaction screams those thoughts for me.

Did you guys see Sehun? I was protesting with myself whether he knows something or he’s just simply laughing at Jongdae’s reaction. Since I’m a trash, I don’t believe the latter.

I’m keeping a close eye on you, Oh Sehun. 

I was asking myself what was Jongin’s reaction when Minseok touched Kyungsoo and Suho touched Jongdae and thank god there were blessed fancams and his reaction is priceless.

There’s a lot going on in this gif and did i even mention that six of them are fucking smiling/laughing just because of this whole thing. You can’t see shit from this angle but you can clearly see Jongin laugh. I’ll show a better angle.

THAT SMILE THO

The last second of this gif Jongin actually looked at Kyungsoo after he glanced at Minseok. Goddamn he looks so happy after he saw what their friends did to Kyungsoo. They’re teasing them and this is going to be so fucking delusional but if there was nothing going on with Kyungsoo and Jongin, they would’ve not copied Kyungsoo, Jongin would’ve not fucking smiled like this, Kyungsoo would’ve not laughed when Minseok touched him, Jongin would’ve not looked so hot and bothered after Kyungsoo touched him, Minseok and Kyungsoo would’ve not smiled evilly right from the start, Six of them would’ve not fucking smiled and laughed at the same time at the same shit, none of this would’ve happened if it’s all fanservice. It’s just Kyungsoo touching Jongin’s face, done. Nothing more.

But the opposite happened.

Minseok and Kyungsoo did look at each other and smiled evilly, Jongin did look horny as hell, Minseok and Suho did imitate Kyungsoo, Kyungsoo and Jongin did laugh at what their friends did. Am I even going to say more because I’ve proven what I think. Basically, what I am saying is that they’re in a relationship. That’s not really new but according to my experiences, my life and my friends, friends do tease each other when their friend did something to someone they like/love. Because I’m that friend who is like Minseok/Suho, copying what they did in front of their crush to my other friend. I’m not gonna copy if I think it’s too intimate tho lmAo. But yeah, you get my point.

As I stated earlier that Jongin looked at Kyungsoo, here’s a closer look:

I forgot to mention that Kyungsoo is smiling like an idiot too like Jongin. Wow, couples are really alike.

Crop it up and slow it down:

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BIGBANG HAJIMARI NO SAYONARA SPECIAL EVENT - MEMBER’S MESSAGES FOR T.O.P 

TOP: My dream-like 10 years has passed, and today is the final day. I am so surprised how fast time flies. The words, this is the END, makes me very sad. Now, I wanna concentrate on telling my feeling to VIP.
At first, to all members of BIGBANG, Jiyong, Yongbae, Daesung and Seungri, thanks for always supporting me. I will never forget our memories.
And, to all VIP Japan, thank you for meeting me. I was very happy until now. “We never meet without a parting,” but this parting means we will meet again, and that will makes our bonds deeper. We can definitely meet again. By then, please be looking forward to the day. I love you. Thank you.
VIP: (Applaud)
Seungri: This is our last fanmeeting. Let’s give message to TOPsan.
ToDae: hahaha! Really?
Youngbae: but if we do that, TOP will cry, definitely.
Seungri: we cant do it on live, let’s do it
BB: Okay
Daesung: in Korean? Can he understand in Japanese?
Seungri: Of course, he can! He can understand all Japanese conversion if it is related to him!
VIP: (Laughing)

Daesung: I didnt prepare, so I will speak in earnest. I think his mental aspect is the weekest in our group, and I believe he is our mental leader. I learned many things from him, and I really respect him as the one of the same team members. This is not the end, we are one, im living in TOPsan’s heart. So please come back safely. Thank you so much.

Youngbae: Everyday, he is saying “Im happy, Im happy,” but I AM more happier than you because of you. He is older than us, but he makes our atmosphere better. TOP, you don’t need to worry, we always will be next to you so that you won’t get lonely. I cant express my feeling, but I am so appreciate you. I love you, Topsan, more than anyone else.

Jiyong: We were junior school students when we met. I was very happy to meeting you. It’s not our last, so let’s just stay 5members forever, be friends, do it. I love you.

Seungri: When i met Topsan for the first time, I thought he is living in different worlds, and I felt sort of I cant along well with him. But, we lived together, and i was scold by him a lot, then now I really like him. He always makes me strong. If I hadn’t met you, I wouldnt be who i am now. When we did fanmeeting in Japan, Topsan was not able to come(he always had other schedule, filming), and we talked that if Top san was here, we could spend time more happily. This time, our last fanmeeting, all of us finally gathered, so I think this is a very good thing! I am sure that we will miss you, but as one Korean male who were born in Korea, you have a responsibility. Please take care of yourself, and I will support you. Lastly, thank you very much for loving me the way I am, an immature maknae. Topsan, I love you.

Translation credit: ツ Vvip in Youtube comments

Just friends

A/N wow who knew my titles could get even shittier. okay so i dont wanna be like slacking all the time, and i know i said this fic would be up last week but my mental health has been absolutely shit so im sorry. anyway 90% is dialogue and its pretty shit but yeah here you go i guess. im lowkey proud and my goal for this fic is 300 notes (i got 280 on my last one so far). if you like please like/ reblog and send me prompts!!!

WARNINGS/ TAGS: excessive dialogue, minimal editing, lots of praise, fluffy smut, riding, friends to lovers, mentions of kickthesticks oops


Dan walked around the cafeteria in his worn out converse and ripped jeans, trying to spot which table his friends were at today. As usual they were in the very corner of the cafeteria, all huddled together and laughing. Dan sat between Byrony and Phil as soon as he reached the table. Once he placed his school lunch down on the sticky table Phil instinctively wrapped a protective arm around his best friend’s waist. Phil didn’t know it, but Dan had a huge crush on him, anyone who met them definitely knew. Thats why their friends made fun of them constantly, because Dan had told them his obvious secret.

“Tone down the PDA mate,” PJ laughed from the other side of the table.

“Oh shut up PJ, you’re just jealous because you don’t have someone you can do this with,” Phil shot back. PJ just scoffed and Dan giggled, leaning into his friends touch.

“As if, Chris clearly wants PJ to fuck him,” Dan said without thinking.

“Dan! You said you could keep a secret you dick head!” Chris blushed violently and hid behind his own hands.

“Wait what?!” PJ exclaimed as if it wasn’t obvious. Everyone laughed except for Chris, who was still hiding. PJ took Chris’s hand from his face and held it while whispering something that no one else could hear.

“Oi, tone down the PDA mate,” Phil mocked.

“Oh shut up Phil,” Byrony but in, “So how long have you and Dan been together Phil?” Dan blushed and hid in Phil’s side. If they kept making jokes like this Phil would find out soon, and he couldn’t have that, it would ruin his friendship with Phil.

“Come on ass hat. You all know were not together and never will be,” Dan remarked.

“Mhm sure honey,”

~~

Later that day they were all going out to a movie, Dan had a backpack with a blanket and “secret” snacks to sneak in for him and Phil. Knowing them, they’d end up putting away the arm rest in the theater and cuddling while wrapped in the blanket, no matter what movie it was. Dan found it as his own personal heaven and suggested movie nights each week months ago. It was his only way to get the physical affection he craves and not be teased by Peej.

“Hey Phil, do you want to come over tonight? My mums not home, we could stay up all night.” Chris asked waiting in line for their tickets.

“Sorry mate I’m already going to Dan’s tonight.”

“Yeah to fuck!” Peej laughed at his own dumb adolescent joke. Byrony giggled and nodded her head.

“You aren’t funny dick, we’re just friends!” Dan defended.

“You literally sat in Phil’s lap on the way over here,” Byrony said while giggling more, “And he played with your hair!”

“Thats what friends do!”

“Uh huh sure”

~~

During the movie Dan had somehow migrated into Phils lap again. Phil was playing with his hair with one hand and rubbing agonizingly slow circles on Dan’s hip with the other. Dan had no clue how Phil did this and still somehow payed attention to the movie. The entire time he buried his head in Phils neck and he was imagining fucking Phil. He knows its wrong to think about these things while he’s in his best friends lap but he cant help it.

Slowly Dan started to grow hard, he shook his head and tried to think about anything else. grandma grandma grandma.

“You okay babe?” oh yeah, another thing, they always called each other babe and baby, but they’re just friends mind you.

“Mhm just tired,” Dan faked a yawn and snuggled farther into Phil’s neck.

“Go to sleep then, I’ll carry you out to the car later and wake you up when we get back to your house.”

“Mmk darlin, night.” Although Dan was faking the yawn he was quite tired, and he wanted to stay up late tonight. He decided it was best to just stick with the lie and go to sleep on Phils chest.

~~

Dan was currently snoring lightly on Phil’s chest and muttering something incomprehensible while being carried out to the car.

“Oi, wake princess up,” Chris snickered.

“I’ll just sit him on my lap and buckle him in with me. Let him sleep asshole.”

“You know he likes you right?” Byrony stated matter of factly.

“Yeah right, stop joking guys, you know I like him, theres no need to get my hopes up,” Phil scoffed and sped up towards the car.

Their three friends shook their heads behind him. Dan and Phil would find out eventually. Right?

~~

“P-Phil,” Dan said lightly while tightening his grip on him. Phil thought that Dan had woken up so he responded with a small “hm?” but got no response. They had just dropped off Byrony and now were heading towards Dan’s house. Since Phil didn’t get an answer he just assumed Byrony slamming the door woke up Dan for a split second.

That was until Dan grinded against Phil’s thigh. Phil felt a surge of arousal shoot through his body. Dan did it again and Phil gasped. Dan opened his mouth to moan again but Phil quickly covered his mouth. He couldn’t believe this. His best friend, not to mention his crush, was having a wet dream. In his lap. In the back of their friends car. Moaning Phil’s name! Phil debated waking him up, or just waiting until they got home and ignoring the whole situation. His awkwardness decided the second option was best.

Only seconds later Dan was grinding again and panting against Phil’s hand which was still covering his mouth. Phil prayed to every god he could think of that this car ride would be over soon because he was starting to get hard under his sleeping friend. He knew that he shouldve moved his hands from where they were on Dan’s hips because he didnt want to invade his friends space during a dream like this. Phil’s self conscious had a different idea though and moved his hands somewhere worse. Dan’s plump ass. He knew it wasnt right but he couldnt fight his instincts. Dans grinding slowed, but only so that he could push back into Phil’s hands.

Phil squeezed hard and Dan’s eyes shot open.

“Oh no,” Phil whispered almost completely silent.

“Ph-”

“Okay guys, we’re here.” Peej announced from the front seat, “See you guys Monday. Have a good weekend.”

Dan slowly and cautiously crawled out of Phils lap, careful to hide his hard on from his friends as they said goodbye. When Chris and PJ pulled out of Dan’s drive way Dans mouth failed to make a sound even though he opened it.

“I’m so sorry Dan! I dont know what i was thinking but you were grinding on me- and- an- and you moan- moaned my name! My body was just reacting I’m so so so sorry!!” Phil spat out quickly.

“Hey, ba-Phil, don’t worry, its okay, I lik-” Dan paused and didnt finish his thought, “Lets just go inside. We dont have to talk about it if you dont want to okay babe- Phil.”

“Oh god I’m so sorry for making things awkward I didnt mean to but you kept going and oh god im so sorry-”

“Has anyone ever told you that sometimes you need to shut up Philly?”

“Make me,” Phil shot back but instantly regretted it. “Oh my god I didnt mean t-”

He was cut off by Dan’s lips against his.

“Do you really think you touching my ass bothered me? You even said yourself that i was moaning your name idiot.”

“Shh,” Phil joked and grabbed Dans hand. The kiss had boosted Phil’s self confidence, and he thought back to what his friends said about Dan having a crush on him. “How about we go up to your room baby? We can handle the little problem I have and sort our relationship out afterwards.”

“O-okay,” Dans usually dominating voice was small and timid now. He led Phil into the house and tugged his hands up the stairs. He wasnt leading because Phil didnt know where to go, of course he did, but because Phil was going at the slowest pce possible so that Dan would have to wait. “Please Phil, come onnn~” he whined.

Once they reached Dans room he flung the door open. “Calm down baby, you’ll get what you want if you wait.”

“But I want you now-” Dan was going to continue complaining like a child but he was cut off by a kiss.

Phil pulled away and smirked,“Thats pay back for cutting me off earlier dick.”

“Philly! No cussing!”, he playfully hit him on the chest. He was glad that his crush changed nothing. Hell, him grinding on his friend while having a wet dream changed nothing. They were still best friends and this moment made that clear to Dan. Phil smiled goofily at him and leaned in again, only to end up kissing Dan’s cheek though because Dan moved at last minute. Dan giggled and did it again when Phil attempted another kiss.

“Oh whatever babe, now come on, I wanna kiss you more.”

“Hmm- Nope.” Dan slid out of Phil’s grip and giggled as he ran across the room and leapt onto his bed. Phil chased after him, laughing also. He sat down next to Dan and just gazed at his friends eyes.

“You’re so gorgeous Dan,” he said as he reached out and cupped his face, “Can I kiss you again?”

“I dunno can you?” Dan teased. Phil rolled his eyes and leaned in slowly. Their lips collided and Dan swore he could feel his heart beating out of his chest. It all seemed so real, Phil’s hand in his hair, Phil’s lips on his own. Quickly he became paranoid. Even though they had this moment of goofing around would their friendship change after tonight? Would they end badly? Apparently Phil could hear him thinking because he pulled back.

“Dan, baby calm down. We can stop if you want, we dont have to do anything. We can even pretend this never happened if thats what you want. I would never do anything to hurt you love.”

“I’m just scared- I want you though, now come here again,” They kissed at Dans pace and soon Dan leaned back and rested his head against the pillows. “Will you touch me? Please? I dont care what you do. Just please-”

“Of course princess. Can I straddle you?” Dan nodded and Phil climbed into his lap. He lowered his hands down to Dan’s sides and looked up for consent before putting his hands under Dan’s shirt. It was all so intimate, Dan couldnt help but moan at the light little touches running up and down his chest.

“Please- just give me more please baby I’ll do anything.”

“We’re gonna go slow okay? Just wait and you’ll get what you want.”

Phil took Dans shirt off after asking if it was okay and slowly started to kiss over his chest. “You’re so pretty, have such a nice chest and a lovely stomach.” He pinched Dan’s side in a joking manor and smiled up at the giggling boy.

Dan blushed and looked away,“Oh come on youre just saying that,”

“I know you just found out I fancy you, but ever since we met I have thought that. Youre truly breathtaking Dan, and if youll let me I’d really really like to touch you right now.” He kissed down Dans stomach, closer and closer to his pant line.

“Plea-” His plead was cut off by a loud moan as Phil kissed his dick through his skinny jeans. “More. More More More Please!”

Phil unzipped Dans skinny jeans and started to pull them off. They got stuck at mid thigh and Dan burst out laughing. “Stop laughing you dick!” That only made him laugh more. Phil silenced him though by mouthing over Dan’s briefs. Dan gasped as soon as he felt the warm sensation through his underwear and Phil could feel his friends cock twitch.

“How far do you wanna go love?”

“Can- I- um-” Phil was sliding Dans skinny jeans off fully as Dan was attempting to speak.

“Mhmm?”

“Can you fuck me?” Dan said in one breath. Phil smiled up at him while he took his own shirt off.

“How about you ride me? That way you can control the pace baby. Does that sound nice?” Dan glanced at Phil’s exposed chest and was only half listening when he nodded. “Have you ever prepped before? If you know what im trying to say…” Phil stared down at his feet and blushed as he was saying this. Dans confidence had shot through the roof with all of the compliments Phil was giving him so he decided to go with his cocky response.

“Of course I have, I did this morning in the shower. Thinking about your nice thick cock. I want it everywhere. In my hand, in my mouth, in my ass.” Phil groaned and hurried to take off his own skinny jeans while Dan kept going. “I even did after school too, before the movie. I was thinking about you touching me the whole time. Thinking about your fingers trailing all up and down my chest. Thinking about your lips nipping at my neck-” he was cut off by Phil doing just that. He left a love bite right above his shoulder and then carried on with more all over Dan’s neck. He left one right below his jaw, one on his collarbone. Anywhere he could reach.

“So I dont have to stretch you then?” Phil laughed in a teasing way and asked Dan where he kept the lube.

“Be-bed side table-” Dan blushed as Phil pulled Dan’s boxers down.

“Hm? Why are you so nervous? What else am i going to find?” He said casually as he slipped off his own boxers and reached for the drawer.

When Phil opened the bed side table he expected pornos, or the pair of joke hand cuffs PJ got Dan last christmas. But not all of these. No. He would never guess that dan would have these.

Lets just have a run down of what exactly Phil was looking at. A drawer full of bright pink and purple dildos. And vibrators. And lacy panties. Black ones to be specific. And two bottles of empty lube and one fairly empty bottle of lube. His jaw dropped as his picked up a huge vibrator. Phil would say that hes a pretty big guy down there but this fucking vibrator was at least ten inches.

Dan hid behind his hands as Phil examined all of the different vibes and such.

“Hm.. maybe we’ll have fun with those later, but for right now I think I’ll just have you ride me.” He smirked again cheekily and Dan just rolled his eyes and grabbed the last bottle of lube and a condom.

“Shut up and turn over so I can ride you, you dick,” he said as he rolled the condom onto Phils dick.

“Oh look at Mr.dominant coming out. Who wouldve guess you’re dominant with all of those toys in there?” Phil snickered at his own joke but Dan just hit his chest and shut him up with a kiss.

Since Dan was acting so needy Phil decided it was best to just get on with it. So he had Dan straddle him and positioned his cock right at Dan’s entrance. As Dan slowly sunk down onto the tip of Phil’s dick they both groaned. Phil had to try with all his might to keep his needy teenage body from bucking up into Dan.

“Oh god- can I go further?” Dan asked.

“Of course you can doofus.”

Dan tweaked his nipple for that comment; which was simultaneously causing pain and pleasure for Phil. He began to go further, taking in an inch at a time and pausing to groan and take a breath. It was pure agony for Phil to just sit there completely still so he tried to distract himself with praises for Dan.

“Good job baby boy, you take me so well, look so good like that.”

While Phil let these praises out Dan had nothing to do but gasp and moan. When he finally got all of Phil’s cock inside him Phil stopped with the praises and instead bit all over Dan’s neck again. The love bites from earlier were already starting to fade since they were nothing more than a little nip, but Phil was determined to leave a mark this time. He sucked and pulled at the skin with his teeth, pulling away only a couple times to kiss over the freshly bruised skin. When he was done leaving a bright red mark Dan was panting and pleading him to let him move.

Of course Phil immediately told him to go whenever he was ready so Dan began bouncing up and down. Even though Phil knew Dan was a virgin he guessed by all of the sex toys that Dan was used to having something up his ass.

“Please Phil, its not enough, I need you to fuck up into me~”

Phil listened and started to thrust up at the same time that Dan was coming down. He knew he found Dans prostate because Dan gasped and went even faster at the same angle.

“God baby you look so good, fucking yourself so good. Can’t wait to see your pretty face when you cum.”

These little comments only seemed to spur Dan on more, but soon it was too much and he was completely wrecked. He lifted himself up off of Phils cock and laid next to him.

“Phiw- is too much- need you to fuck me, m’ legs are too tired…”

“Of course they are you lazy oaf,” after his remark Phil got right to it. He slid his cock right back into Dan and started to thrust back and forth. He could see Dan getting needier by the second, begging for more and blushing and gasping. Phil was entirely blissed out by all of the sounds Dan was making and by how good it felt.

“Do you think you can cum untouched baby?” Dan nodded fiercely and moaned at the though of it. He reached behind Phil and pulled him down closer by his neck.

“Fuck- Phil I’m getting close-”

“You look so good baby, I bet you’ll look stunning when you cum. Begging for more, youll look so perfect.” Dan moaned at his words and started to grind back against Phil movements. Phil found Dans prostate again and pounded into it relentlessly, still letting little praises come out. “Such a good boy. Take me so well. You feel so good.”

Dan writhed on the sheets beneath Phil and clenched his sheets tight with both fists. “I need you Phil- need to kiss you.” Phil obliged and leaned down to kiss the needy boy beneath him while keeping the same speed.

“Are you going to come baby boy?”

Dan groaned and released as a response. He felt as if he was floating for a second. His vision got blurry as he released white streaks all over him and his best friend. When Phil saw the completely blissed out face of Dan he locked eyes with him and released inside the condom.

As Phil pulled out Dan found himself feeling empty. Even though some of his toys were huge, none of them felt that good. Phil reached over to Dan’s bedside table and grabbed some tissues that were obviously there for this reason.

“So..”

“No- no talking now please. Jus’ some cuddles please?” Dan looked up with a pleading, almost innocent look and Phil just couldnt resist. He threw out the tissues and the condom and laid next to Dan. Dan instantly wrapped his legs around Phil’s waist and arms around his neck and kissed him swiftly on the cheek. “Night cutie, we’ll talk in the morning over some pancakes and tea okay?”

“Sounds great love, goodnight.”

Jerome Valeska x Reader- Don’t be Greedy (Rated M smut)

You’re in Arkham with Jerome, he gets jealous of hearing you using your powers of seduction to get what you want from other inmates, he reminds you that you’re his sweet girl

Warning- Sexual content, Daddy kink, Fingering, masturbation, oral, rough acts, no romance here, M/F, smut

Originally posted by kristieltrips



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avatar au! firebender jungkook
  • hello! yes im back again! and this is gonna be the first installment of my avatar! au idea! btw all of the edits i make for this au are mine. ^^
  • this au is going to be taking place during the time of avatar aang. 
  • in each one i make, you end up with different members! but all their stories will be interconnected! 
  • i hope you guys like it!! 
  • so yes, I believe that jungkook would be fire nation born. 
  • kook has always been pampered his whole life; his parents were generals in the fire nation army, and they were wealthy. 
  • kook trained endlessly, always bettering himself in his bending so that he could take on the work of his parents. 
  • he grew up with the philosophy that the avatar must be captured and that he must put all his loyalty with fire lord ozai. 
  • he was cold, and narcissistic, 
  • but that was before he met you. 
  • He was traveling down the streets of the fire nation one day, and decided to go and have a drink of tea with some of his buddies. Among them, was a boy named Taehyung. 
  • Taehyung was always like a big brother to Jungkook, and with him he always put his cold demeanor aside. 
  • Taehyung was already sitting at a round table in the large tea shop along with other firenation friends. 
  • “Ah! Jungkook! There you are!” Taehyung got up and pull him towards him by the neck in an arm-lock and ruffle his hair. 
  • Jungkook would show a small toothy smile, and when he looked up, that’s when he caught your eyes, staring at him. 
  • You were behind the counter, making tea, and all the commotion with those rowdy boys had made you look up at them in curiosity. 
  •  “Hey! What are you looking at?” Kook shouted at you. 
  • you bit your lip and looked away. he was handsome, but you’ve heard of him,,,he was hot headed and cold, and you were warned not to get on his nerves. 
  • Next thing you knew, he was at the counter in front of you, his forearm leaning on the granite as he looked at you with his cold and calculating golden eyes*. 
  • “I asked you something, non-bender.” he said non-bender as if it was something poisonous. 
  • You gave him a frown, and answered, “I was just thinking of how much mess I was going to have to clean up after you guys this time around,”
  • he raised his eyebrows at the icy tone of your voice 
  • “Oh, she has a problem doing her job,,, as a non-bender.”  
  • You grit your teeth and you attempt to ignore him, but he kept prodding at you, and you felt yourself boiling on the inside. 
  • He finally left you alone, and he and all his buddies left. 
  • You finished your shift as usual, a bustling 8 hour shift has come to a close. 
  • When you left, it was raining. 
  • As you were walking home it felt nice feeling to cool droplets hit your skin. 
  • When suddenly, 
  • “Hey! Non-bender!” 
  • You closed your eyes and made an exasperated sigh when you heard that infuriating voice. 
  • You turned around, “You know, it’s a crime to stalk people, and I’d appreciate it if you stop being a bully and fight with someone who can do firebending tricks with you.” 
  • He snorted. “They are not tricks. They are a fire combat strategies.” He then added with a condescending tone, “A non-bender like yourself wouldn’t understand.” 
  • “You’re right” you said. “But I’m sure I could take you head on even though I’m not a bender.” you challenged. 
  • You gulped, what did I just say? you mentally slapped yourself.  
  • You never really thought things through– 
  • Jungkook belted out a laugh, and said, “Alright, I really don’t like fighting weak girls, but if you insist.” 
  • He blasted a fire ball right at you and you dodged it with ease. 
  • He blasted one after the other, and finally you were running out of breath dodging his attacks. You’ve never really challenged anyone to something like this before. 
  • What were you thinking?
  • You knew you weren’t a match for him– 
  • Jungkook blasted another fiery blast, and you were so out of breath that the only way to doge it was,,,the worst case scenario 
  •  out of pure instinct, you twirled your arms and the rain water around you came together to form a shield to keep the blast from hitting you. 
  • In Jungkook’s shock, you proceeded to use the water to send a full power water blast right to jungkook, slamming into his chest making him fly backwards right into the poor cabbage guy’s cabbage stand. “Oh my cAbbAgES!!!” 
  • After Jungkook stumbled up from the pile of crushed cabbages, he pointed a finger at you, with his mouth agape, “You’re–You’re a waterbender!” 
  • You slapped a hand to your forehead because of you cant believe that the likes of him made you loose your cool and reveal your bending power to him 
  • “Yes, yes I am. Are you eating your words now, Mr. Hot-Head?” 
  • He grunted,,, and attempted to wring the water out of his clothes,,,but he wasnt doing to well 
  • as you watched him you couldnt help but feel a little bad,,, and u hated yourself for thinking that way,, you were too nice of a person
  • “Stop” you walk over to him and quickly bend the water out of his clothes.
  • He mumbled a thank you,, and you couldn’t stop thinking about how cute he was all flustered like that. 
  • “What are you doing in the fire nation for if you are a waterbender?” he was obviously super confused and cute even tho he just got his ass kicked 
  • You stared at him long and hard before saying anything 
  • “There was a firenation raid at the Northern Water Tribe when I was really small, I think I was only a few months old,” you started. “My parents perished, and I was picked up by one of the Fire Nation Raiders who found me near death in a heap of snow. I was adopted by a Fire Nation family who couldn’t have their own children.” 
  • Jungkook’s eyes softened, “I’m sorry,” 
  • “haha, don’t be, as much as I may hate the fire nation for murdering my parents, they are also the very kind people who raised me into the person I am today,” 
  • Jungkook nodded, and for the first time, he didn’t really think fire lord ozai was the best ruler,,, 
  • in the following days afterwards jungkook would find himself visiting the little teashop everyday, around the same time. 
  • you would begin to look of him around noon, when the sun is at its highest. 
  • he would come and sit in the same seat in front of the counter, and order the same thing, jasmine tea. 
  • all the while making faces at you, and ultimately get you distracted from your work because you would make faces back. 
  • until u got yelled at from your boss,, whoops 
  • ok literally jungkook goes from asshole to sweetheart in .002 seconds and you couldn’t figure out how the hell he does it. 
  • you obviously tried to ignore him at first, but that only made him try harder to get your attention
  • he even once blasted a small flame at you when no one was looking and it almost burned you 
  • “whoops” was the only thing he said afterwards. 
  • months go on like this,, and jungkook even ended up introducing you to his friends,, and Taehyung teased him about how Jungkook was replacing him 
  • and kook got all flustered and smacked tae lsdjfsj
  • you realized how comfortable their friend group was and you ended up hanging out with them on the days that you weren’t working. 
  • jungkook and you liked to spar, and for some reason, kook would be going easier on you 
  • and you were like “wtf?? why u going easy on me now?” 
  • and he would only shrug 
  • and while you guys were going at it, you doused him in one with one of your bending moves, and you had him pinned down under your knee. 
  • he only laughed, and then rolled over with you under him
  • and you were too shocked,, your heart was thumping like crazy??? and you were just like wtf heart?? um??? stop it?? 
  • and that’s when he leaned down and kissed you softly and you could feel like he just breathed fire down into your very core,, your face burned and your entire body felt inflamed. 
  • “I- uh-” you would try to speak but then kook would kiss you again to make u shut up lol  
  • but then u realize that his cheeks are super red too and he was just as embarrassed as you were 
  • in the end its super awkward bc kook is a dork dsfjlsdjfs 
  • well this ends this segment!! I hope you guys enjoyed reading about Fire Nation Jeon Jungkook~! 

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Accidental Confession AU! Part 4

Hey there!!! In honor of breaking 325 followers, here’s PART 4 !!! This part is rated T for some ~innuendos~ Enjoy!!!! 

Here are the links to the other parts: 

OP

Part 1 & 2 

Interlude 1

Part 3

Interlude 2 


In the weeks that followed Midorya’s first accidental confession, more and more bits and pieces of information that he previously kept under a tight lock and key started slipping out. Todoroki had this way about him that made Midoriya’s filter completely disappear. One minute, Midoriya is talking to the fire and ice wielder about the something as random as the weather and before you know it, he’s spilling his guts about how he has close to an entire notebook filled with doodles of Todoroki looking the window from his desk. No bits of information were safe, and it terrified him. There were some things that he couldn’t bare having Todoroki find out.

“I think you need to take a step back and breathe for a second,” Uraraka began as she coached Midoriya during their lunch period, “I’m sure Todoroki isn’t weirded out by your confessions. If anything, he’s probably flattered.” she said as she scooped a pile of rice into her mouth with her chopsticks.

“I agree, Midoriya,” Iida added, “I’m sure if Todoroki felt uncomfortable with you drawing pictures of him, taking incredibly detailed notes about him and his quirk, staring at him during training, staring at him during class, staring at him when we study together, staring at him in the library-”

“You make me sound like an obsessed stalker.” Midoriya whined as he interrupted Iida’s laundry list of ‘Things Midoriya does when Todoroki’s around’ and ran his fingers nervously through his hair.

Iida waved his hands robotically in front of his face apologetically,  “No! What I mean is-! I don’t think you’re a-!” he stammered.

“Easy there motor mouth,” Uraraka pat Iida on the shoulder to calm him down, “Midoriya forgives you for the intense call out. But he’s got a point.” she turned her attention back to her friend sitting across from her, “If Todoroki were uncomfortable he would’ve said something and it definitely wouldn’t’ve lead to the two of you dating.”

Midoriya blushed at the incredibly valid point, “I mean I guess.” he mumbled and continued eating his lunch.

Uraraka and Iida turned to look at eachother and then back at their sullen friend, “Midoriya, we just don’t want you to worry about something you shouldn’t be worried about.” Uraraka offered softly.

“We know Todoroki likes you very much!” Iida shouted, causing several heads in the cafeteria to turn and stare at their table. Midoriya ducked his head and groaned and Iida smacked his own forehead in distress, “I’m so sorry Midoriya, but you know I’m right.” he sighed.

The embarrassed green haired teen looked up at his two best friends, who looked down on him apologetically, “I know, I know. It’s just hard for me to grasp, i guess.” he wasn’t used to someone being so accepting of his, for lack of a better word, quirks. Years of being put down by Bakugo and teased by his fellow classmates forced him into becoming so wary of his peers.

“You’ll get there, I know you will.” Uraraka smiled as Iida nodded furiously with an upturned tight lip.

Todoroki Shouto (22:48)

Are you awake?

Midoriya received countless texts like this from Todoroki, even before they were dating. This one felt different though. For starters, usually Todoroki texted Midoriya asking if he was awake in the middle of the night, not at ten minutes until eleven o’clock. Second, Midoriya’s bedtime, if he completed all his homework on time, was always eleven fifteen. So Todoroki should’ve known he wasn’t asleep. He was actually studying for a test they had for their “History of Japanese Heroism” class, but that was besides the point. Third…


Midoriya Izuku (22:48)

yeah whats up? is everything okay????


Todoroki Shouto (22:48)

I’m fine, I just have a question.


Midoriya Izuku (22:49)

spill


Todoroki Shouto (22:50)

It’s a dumb question, but Momo kept bothering me about it and to be honest it’s gonna bug me until I get an answer. So, I apologize in advance.

But, how thorough are your notes about me?


Midoriya Izuku (22:52)

like for your quirk?

i pretty much write down things i notice about your quirk

like when you use it in class or combat and stuff

i haven’t really confirmed anythin with u so its mostly just observations


Todoroki Shouto (22:52)

Is that all you write about?

Midoriya felt his stomach drop and mouth dry up.


Midoriya Izuku (22:53)

wat do u mean?


Todoroki Shouto (22:53)

Midoriya, you know what I mean.


His pulse quickened.


Todoroki Shouto (22:54)

That was harsh. I’m not good at this.


Midoriya Izuku (22:54)

its ok lol! im not good at this either :O


Midoriya actually laughed at his lame attempt at stalling. He felt it coming, the truth drenched word vomit.


Midoriya Izuku (22:54)

sometimes ill draw pics with my notes.

little sketches here nd there

Which technically wasn’t a lie, he did include reference pictures from time to time.


Todoroki Shouto (22:55)

What are they of?


Midoriya Izuku (22:55)

oh ya know

you in your hero outfit nd stuff


Todoroki Shouto (22:55)

And that’s all?


Midoriya had two choices; lie and end the conversation there, or tell the truth. Which could have any number of outcomes.


Midoriya Izuku (22:55)

well…


He never was a good liar.


Midoriya Izuku (22:56)

recently ive added notes about how ur quirk affects your kissing

and pretty much how it affects your entire body when we uhm make out


Midoriya quickly hit the send button and threw his phone on his bed. His face suddenly felt like he just stuck it in an oven. Confessing over text felt so much worse. When you talk to someone, the words disappear into the air. But texts are, basically, for forever thanks to screenshotting. Would Todoroki do something like that? Probably not. Yeah definitely not, he wouldn’t do something like that in a million-


Bzzzzzzt Bzzzzzzzt


Midoriya’s wild train of thought would have to wait. He flew out of his desk chair and curled up in his bed with his cell phone close to his face as if he were hiding it from prying eyes.


Todoroki Shouto (22:57)

Do you mind sharing some of your findings?


Holy shit


Midoriya Izuku (22:58)

well… i know u can control the temp of ur tongue to a certain xtent

sometimes u switch from hot to cold nd i gotta b honest it drives me crazy


Midoriya’s hands shook as he continued typing


Midoriya Izuku (23:00)

nd when u get too xcited u can lose control of ur left side

the results vary from u either burning me with ur tongue

or even actually setting urself on fire


Todoroki Shouto (23:01)

Anything else?


Midoriya bit his lip, trying to subdue the pressure that pooled in his lower abdomen by squeezing his pillow tightly as he continued to type.


Midoriya Izuku (23:02)

ur body also matches up with watever side is being over worked

so ur skin on ur left side can get really hot

nd the skin on ur right can get really cool

Ive also drawn u without a shirt on a couple of times

nd i’ve made speculations about…


Midoriya stared at the message he was about to send. He couldn’t finish the sentence over text.


Midoriya Izuku (23:02)

can i call u?

- EPIC BROS GROUP CHAT -

RedRiotRulezzzz (23:10)

said da night wind to da shepheard boooooooooy~

DO U HEAR WHAT I HEAR !?!??!?!?!

;DDDDDDDDDD


SerOhNoUDont (23:10)

Im trying 2 block it out

But yeah I hear it.


Pikachu (23:10)

im so proud of m’boys :’)


KingExplodoKillz666 (23:11)

what r u fucktards talking about?


Pikachu (23:11)

holy shjt baku r u on campus ??????


KingExplodoKillz666 (23:11)

obviously not I went home 4 the weekend

I fucking told you at lunch I was leaving after class????


SerOhNoUDont (23:11)

Can confirm- he did mention it at lunch

Right before u did ur chopstick whalrus trick


Pikachu (23:12)

that shjt never gets old man :^)


KingExplodoKillz666 (23:12)

will someone tell me what the fuck is going on at school?


RedRiotRulezzzz (23:13)

you owe me ¥1700 that’s what the fuck is going on at school !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


KingExplodoKillz666 (23:14)

there is no fucking way


RedRiotRulezzzz (23:14)

_audio.mp3_

READ IT N FUCKIN’ WEEP


Pikachu (23:15)

DUDE KIRI WHAT THE FUCK????????


SerOhNoUDont (23:15)

DELETE THAT BRO THAT’S PERSONAL SHIT


RedRiotRulezzzz (23:16)

whaaaaaaaat???

baku wanted proof!!!


KingExplodoKillz666 (23:16)

no. i did not ask you for a fUCKING AUDIO FILE OF PROOF THAT YOU WON THE BET


Pikachu (23:17)

dude just delete it

(but u do owe kiri ¥1700 and im fuckin dyin at how funny it all is)

((i cant believe he fuckin won wowowowowoowowwowo))


SerOhNoUDont (23:17)

Oh yeah, this shit’s hilarious

And Kiri u gotta delete the file too


RedRiotRulezzzz (23:18)

done ;D

i win i win i win i win !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I’ll have you all know that for Denki I literally just pretended I was texting.

Lance AU

Part 1
AHGGGGG ITS BEEN SO LONG!! I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED THIS AND HAD TO REWRITE IT CUZ IM AN IDIOT WHO DIDNT SAVE!! 😿Uhggg but yeah there are some notes at the bottom and hope you enjoy!!
***SOS SEND IDEAS FOR A NAME FOR THIS AU

  • When they got on Blue, Lance realized that the communicators were still not working properly. They kept blinking in and out and Lance couldn’t tell any locations. (He could only see a location for a few seconds before it turned off)
  • So Lance and Kairi wandered from planet to planet for a few days. (They obviously needed food and supplies) And while there, they helped with whatever they could. Lance also took time to try to fix the communicators.
  • Then, one day, they hear about some space lions fighting the Galra on a nearby planet.(Lance ofc knows who it is) So they quickly pack up, get on Blue, and make their way to the battle.
  • However on their way, Lance panics. “What if they don’t need me?” “Kai, what if they’ve forgotten me?” “Kai, I’m scared.” “Kai.” And he just breaks down. Kairi tries their hardest to calm Lance down, reminding him of how brave and smart he is. How he helped them realize that they were something else besides a “killing machine.” How he helped all those people in the planet. How many lives he saved. How important he is. That he IS the blue paladin and HE CANT be replaced. (Kairi is just doing what Lance did all those times when Kairi themselves had their moments.)
  • Kai calms Lance down and eventually they come upon the battle. The battle was ugly. Thats the only way Lance could describe it. The Lions were getting beaten up pretty badly and the Galra just kept coming. (Lance to the rescue cuz hes BOMB AF)
  • They make their way towards the others, fighting the Galra from behind, and almost get shot down a few times. Upon arrival, the others don’t seem to notice the Blue Lion. They fight side by side and it wasn’t until Lance heard someone say “Cover me from behind!” and had replied “I got you.” that they noticed his presence. (communicators were now working for some reason??? Maybe cuz they were close to each other?? Idk)
  • Lance could feel their surprise and joy as the slowly began to realize who had replied. They were ecstatic… Pidge and Hunk were crying. Keith was laughing and Shiro was telling Lance so many good things. “They always loved you,” Kai whispered to him. “Yeah.” Lance replied.
  • However after the battle, they were getting off of their ships when Lance realized that times had changed. Lance had made the mistake of believing everything would be the same.

NOTES

Reason For Blue Not Working: Okay so for the technology thing… at first I was also like ??? But then I thought about it and so you know how Voltron is really old and the lions have their own self-repair features well Blue was in such bad shape that she couldn’t repair herself and like Lance, hes smart, but his fortitude isnt in repairing technology so it takes him a while to actually start fixing Blue. And theres the thing that he has to find really old pieces that Blue needs. Which are really hard to find and expensive af. But by that time he gets some he kinda lost hope that the others were coming to find him so Blue tells him she’ll keep trying to fix herself and he should just live in the planet for awhile.
How They Met: For the attack in which they met… I was kinda thinking it was like a inner-planet battle. Like similar to two countries fighting each other. And Lance is obviously on the good side. BUT @nickbuymeaburger came up with the awesome idea that Kairi came from a Galra attack. The Galra had them as a prisoner and trained them to be a killer… but they’re actually not Galra.
Name: SO THE NAME!! I really had no idea what to name them but I came up with some ideas and shared them with @nickbuymeaburger, who also had ideas. So thats when “Kairi" came out… and I had wanted “Kai” soooo I just decided to use both because why not? We also said that when Lance took them in, he asked for their name and they told him some numbers/codes and Lance is like “NUH UH NO SIRRY!! NOT IF I CAN HELP IT!” So he tells him that his new name is “Kairi” which stands for sea in Hawaiian. (hunk told him btw) And its his favorite place in the universe so that makes “Kairi” his favorite person too.

BUT YEAH… if any of you all are confused or just want to talk about any ideas that you all have, feel free to message or ask me!! I LOVE READING YOUR THOUGHTS!!
**IMPORTANT NOTICE**
So its come to my attention that my AU is similar to an AU from @nuro-does-art, which you can find here. Of course it was never my intention to copy them and im really sorry for any troubles. We also both have different ideas and i hope to see how both of them develop. Sooooo go check out their blog!! They are really nice and their AU is really good too! Anyways, Sorry once again!!
Kim Jaehwan “Bad Boy” Scenario
  • you and jaehwan knew each other only through mutual classes at school but nothing further than that
  • and it turned out that you haven’t fulfilled your arts requirement to graduate so you ended up taking music composition 101 and oh look so does jaehwan
  • and for your final project you’re paired with jaehwan to compose and perform a song
  • during your first meeting hes pretty quiet and you’re awkwardly sitting there while hes writing down a bunch of notes in his notebook
  • “so how do you want to start–”
  • “ill write and you can perform. deal?”
  • you shook your head “oh no way im so bad in front of crowds i cant”
  • he kind of had the are-you-fucking-kidding-me-why-is-she-my-partner look on his face for a split second “can you play the guitar? piano? anything?”
  • “i know like 3 chords on the guitar…” 
  • he let out a small sigh and was thinking to himself for a few minutes before responding “okay how about we do a guitar duet and maybe try to sing a little bit if we have time to practice that too? i can teach you how to play more than the 3 chords that you know”
  • you nodded, eager to do anything to pass your final
  • you show him the strums and chords you can do and he looks really unimpressed but is quick to write down what you should practice before your next meeting
  • once he leaves the practice room you decide to stay behind and try to practice a bit before you go home but you’re struggling really hard
  • and jaehwan forgot his jacket in the practice room so he comes back to get it when he hears you practicing horribly and is like who poured acid into my ears
  • you’re struggling because your fingers are awkward and stiff and cant transition between the chords fast enough so jaehwan comes over and grabs your hand to position it more comfortably
  • you jump back a little bit because you didnt notice he came in
  • “i came back because i left my jacket and… well you’re just doing it wrong. fix it.” he said before grabbing his jacket and rushing out
  • you kinda smile to yourself because you saw jaehwan’s ears get red but you’re like whatever this guy thinks im annoying af he doesnt like me
  • you guys continue to practice together after school and you always bring him little snacks and things and even though he says he doesnt want them he always finishes them by the end of your practices
  • he loosens up around you eventually and your personality helps him break out of his shell 
  • and after he’s continued to help you improve on the guitar and you’ve practiced your song enough, jaehwan says that he can sing to accompany the guitar duet
  • and you hear his angelic voice and literally fall out of ur chair and are like bOY WHY WERE YOU HIDING THIS BEAUTIFUL VOICE FROM THE WORLD
  • and he gets super shy and but doesnt deny that he has a really good voice
  • so the day comes for your final and the teacher calls you two up to perform and you’re SO nervous you kind of have this blank expression on your face and you’re tuning out everything around you
  • as you’re walking to the front of the class with your guitar jaehwan says your name softly “y/n, don’t be nervous. you’ll do just fine”
  • he squeezes your hand lightly which helps you shake off some of the nerves you’d built up
  • you sit down and jaehwan gives you a small nod to start and you let out the breath you were holding and start playing
  • as the song continues on you get more comfortable and you and jaehwan actually start having fun while performing
  • and you cant help but notice that while he’s singing he keeps glancing over at you and you just smile back
  • after class you’re about to leave as you finish packing your things when jaehwan calls your name so you look up
  • “i- i like you”
  • his face turns CHERRY red
  • and you’re kind of stunned so you dont say anything but your best friend that was standing next to you nudges you so you snap out of it
  • “i like you too!” you kind of blurt out and both of you are super embarrassed
  • dates consist of him teaching you how to play guitar and both of you writing lyrics together
  • sometimes you’ll be lying in the park watching the stars, neither of you really talking and he’ll hum or sing quietly
  • here lies y/n who died from listening to a voice so angelic it made her melt into the ground
  • doesnt show you affection straight up but always does when you aren’t looking/paying attention
  • like you’ll send him a cute selfie showing him you new haircut or something casual and he’ll just reply like “oh looks good.” but secretly he cant stop looking at the photo you sent and is like hOw was i so lucky to be able to date this B E A U T Y
  • or when you leave him small sticky notes on his locker before he has tests with things like “good luck! try not to scare the teacher with your psychotic laugh” he’ll just keep them in his backpack after reading them and even though you assumed he threw them away or lost them or whatever he has this space above his desk in his room where he puts all of the messages you’ve sent him throughout the year
  • bUT despite this he was the first one to say i love you 
  • jaehwan was practicing for a small gig he got in a local cafe to perform and you were next to him doing some homework when his voice cracked (in the middle of a super emotional song)
  • you could NOT stop laughing and jaehwan just got super defensive and embarrassed
  • but eventually he started laughing too once he noticed you literally rolling on the floor with tears coming out of your eyes
  • “i cant believe i love you” he said while you were still wiping your tears
  • “you cant believe what?” you said, surprised that jaehwan was the one initiating the “lovey-dovey” moment instead of you
  • “im not saying it again” he said rolling his eyes
  • “i love you too jaehwan” you teased him with aegyo making him blush super hard

Originally posted by hitoritabi

Stuck Together

Type: One Shot | Imagine about Shawn Mendes
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2,283
Enjoy! | let me know if you guys want Shawn Mendes on this blog!

I ran my finger into my hair as I pulled it back into a bun. Today was going to be a busy day and I just didn’t know where to start. I had an overwhelming of work that needed to be done for school. Plus I had to work later on today, it was just a lot. I finally got up out of bed and made my way into the kitchen. I poured me a cup of apple juice as I put the toast in the toaster. Once it popped up I spread butter and a little jelly on before sitting down at the table. I took a bite of my toast as I waited for my laptop to load up. I finished my breakfast before getting to work on my school work. I got caught up in my work that I didn’t realize the time. I pulled my focus off my laptop and looked at my phone, which was blowing up. I looked at all the messages from Shawn and my boss. I shut my laptop down and rushed to my room to get ready for work. I left the apartment and headed straight to my job, I was only maybe 10 minutes late. I put my apron on and started my shift right away not giving my boss any chance to say anything.

“Hey babe” Shawn said.

“No time to talk” I kissed his cheek as I walked away.

“See you later, ” he called out.

Finally, my shift was over with and I punched out. I grabbed my bag and headed out the door where I found Shawn standing at my car. My smile grew on my face as I walked towards him. I leaned against him as I kissed his lip softly, his arms wrapped around me. I was beyond tired of working and all the school work I did, but he always made things better. He opened my car door open, allowing me to sit in the passenger seat. I laid my seat back as he got in, turning the car on. The a/c was fully on as it was a hot day here, I relaxed in the seat. He reached over, grabbing my hand as he focused on the road. I played with his fingers as we started to sing with the radio. I kept laughing as we kept going away from the words to the song, we always loved to make our own lyrics. He finally pulled up into my driveway turning the car off. I got out of the car, but he rushed to my side picking me up. He threw me over his shoulder as he walked to my apartment. I couldn’t help but laugh as he was carrying me, I grabbed his ass trying to make him put me down.

“That doesn’t work, ” he laughed.

“Put me down” I demanded.

We finally got into the apartment and he laid me down on the couch. He leaned over me kissing me softly, I pulled against his shirt as he got on the couch with me. He squeezed in between the couch and I, placing his arm around me. I smiled as I slightly turned so that I was looking at him. I wiped his lip as our eyes meet. He tightens his grip around me as he kissed my cheek. I grabbed the remote and started to flip through channels, trying to find something to watch. I finally decided on one thing as we snuggled on the couch. I played with his fingers from time to time as I wasn’t really interested in the tv.

“Something on your mind?” he asked.

“Not really, ” I sighed.

“Anything bad happens at work?” he questioned.

“No, just tired I guess, ” I said.

“Just rest baby, I got you” him tighten his grip on me.

I snuggled closer to him as I started to drift off. I ended up falling asleep in his arms as he continued to watch the tv. He soon got tired of the TV and turned it off. He eased off the couch keeping me asleep as he went into the kitchen. I started to get restless on the couch and finally woke myself up. I smelled food and my stomach started to growl. I made my way into the kitchen, leaning against the door as I watched him. He smiled as he saw me and he walked towards me. Placing his hands on my hip picking me up placing me down on the counter.

“What are you making?” I questioned.

“Well spaghetti” he smiled.

“Sounds good, but it smells amazing in here” I smiled.

“Why thank you, ” he chuckled slightly.

“You are amazing” I said.

“Nope, that’s you, ” he leaned over to kiss me softly.

“Oh, hush it” I smiled against his lips.

He went back to cooking as I got down from the counter. He finally finished putting it on plates, bringing them over to the table. We started eating and boy was it amazing. I finished my plate and I was full, I took my plate to the sink. He moved behind me, placing his hands on the counter so I was trapped. I could feel his breath against my neck as I leaned back against him. He reached forwards turning the water on as he started washing the dishes. He started splashing water on me so I decided two can play that game. I grabbed a cup of water and turned to face him as I started to pour the water on him. We started a big water fight as the water went everywhere, we were soaked.

“I cant believe that you started that” I laughed.

“Oh you love it” he smiled.

“I love you” I splashed him again.

“Ok Ok truce” he made his way to me, placing his hands on my hips. “I love you” he leaned in kissing me softly.

We ended up cleaning all the water up so no one would get hurt. As he was bending over I slapped his ass and ran upstairs. I could hear him laughing as he made his way upstairs. I hide in the closet as he was searching for me but I couldn’t stop laughing. He found me very quickly and picked me up, I wrapped my legs around him. He sat down on the bed wrapping his arms around me, I leaned down slightly kissing him softly. I placed my hands on the back of his neck as he realize we were still wet.

“Lets get changed” he suggested.

“Or take a hot bubble bath” I looked at him.

“Sounds better” he gripped my ass as he stood up, carrying me to the bathroom.

I got off of him and went to start the water. He grabbed the bubble bath bottle pouring some in the tube. It foamed up pretty quickly, I stood back as I started to get undressed. I forgot how hard it was to take off wet clothes they were like glued to me. We both finally finished getting undressed, he eased into the bathtub turning off the water. I eased between his legs resting back against him, he pulled me a little closer. I played with his fingers as we relaxed in the tub. The warm water around us which was better then the cold water we were playing with. I got out of the tub once my fingers started to wrinkle, wrapping a towel around me. By the time I made it to our closet he was out of the tube. I got dressed in one of his shirts and just a pair of pants, he slipped a pair of boxers on. He laid down in the bed offering me the spot next to him, holding the blankets open. I slipped into the bed as he wrapped the blanket around me as well as his arm. He slides behind me keeping me close to his chest, I held his hand as we cuddled. We both started drifting off and before we knew it, we were fast asleep. I heard my alarm going off in the morning, I just didn’t want to get up. I shuffled into the bed before pulling myself out of the bed. I grabbed my phone turning the alarm off, looking back at him sleeping. I walked back to the bed kissing his forehead as I started to mess with his hair. I could see the smile grow on his face as he started to wake up.

“I didn’t mean to wake you” I spoke softly.

“It’s ok” he said as he started to stretch.

“What do you want for breakfast?” I asked.

“Surprise me?” he rubbed his eyes.

I went downstairs and started to make waffles. I had strawberries that needed to be used, I sliced them up as soon as the waffle was done. Sprinkling a little powdered sugar, placing them on the table as Shawn finally came down. I was pouring water into the glasses as he came behind me, kissing my cheek.

“Morning beautiful, ” he whispered in my ear.

“Morning, ” I smiled.

We sat down at the table and started to eat our breakfast. We laid out what we had planned for the day and when we would make time for each other. We always tried to make time for each other during the day, it kept our relationship strong. I wanted to go to the new museum and wanted him to go with me, of course he agreed to go later on today. I finished getting ready for work and left the apartment as he did as well. After my shift we meet up at the museum, it was beautiful. We started going around looking at different things, started to interactive things.

“Lets go to the third floor” he suggested.

“What’s on the third floor?” I asked.

“The science portion” he grabbed my hand.

“Sounds fun, but lets go over here really quickly, ” I pulled him towards the astronaut area.

Once we finished with the astronaut area I agreed to go to the science area. We got into the elevator and pushed the third button, the doors closed. In-between the second and third floor the elevator stopped. It wouldn’t go up nor down, the power was out and we were stuck. Shawn tried to open the doors, call for help, but there was no use.

“HELP!!!!” I screamed out as I banged on the door.

“They will get the power back up, ” he said.

“We need to get out” I started to panic.

“Shh, its ok” he wrapped his arms around me.

“How can you be so calm?” I looked at him.

“Because I’m with you, ” he rubbed my arms.

I started to pace back and forth as I hated being in closed in spaces. I was in panic mood and I wanted to get out, I continued to call out for help. He finally calmed me down and we sat down. We both checked our phone and of course there was no service, little did we know this was a big power outage. He tried to keep me distracted so I wouldn’t panic, he started playing twenty questions. It actually worked because I was focused on him and answering the questions then thinking about our situation.

“Just focus on me” he said.

“Im trying my best” I nodded.

He pulled me closer to him, placing his hand on my sides. I rested my hand on his chest as I leaned up kissing him softly. He deepens the kiss slightly as he pulled me onto his lap. I gripped his shirt as I kept the kiss between us, I could feel him grow underneath me. His hands started to move up my sides slowly taking my shirt off. I started sliding his shirt off as he lifted his arms. I placed my lips back against his as his grip tighten around my hips. We both jumped as the elevator started to move, finally going to the third floor. Before the door opens, we scattered to get our clothes on.By that time I wanted to get out of the building and back home. We took the stairs down and left the museum, we picked up take out before getting back home. I tried my best to calm myself down as we sat on the couch. I hated more than anything to be trapped in a small room, it was my worst fear. We ate our dinner and after that I just went to bed as he stayed up. In the morning I woke up with him bringing me breakfast in bed, he always knew how to make me feel better. Of course he made my favorite french toast and blueberries.

“Thank you, ” I kissed him softly.

“You are welcome babe, ” he smiled against my lips.

He also had a plate for himself as we ate in bed. We mainly stayed in bed that day just having a relaxed day, we both deserve it. It was my off day at work and he had to go in later that night. I loved having lazy days with him just as much as I loved having busy days with him. I never thought I would be the one that would fall in love but it happened. He was always my best friend that simply turned into my lover. I could talk to him about anything as he could talk to me, most time we could tell when something was wrong. I know the elevator thing was terrifying, but I would only want to be stuck with him.

Sex in the Sex Store

Summary: Phil works in a sex store and Dan in a frequent customer. For once, he actually agrees to let Phil show him how to use his new toy.

TW: uh i can’t think of anything maybe cuss words and creepy old men flirting with phil

Words: 1.5k

Something Impressive: i wrote all of this right now right before school in less than an hour love me

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