i cant believe i did this jfc

peter and liz never kissed in spiderman: homecoming because they were worried that the frog would jump into laura’s mouth

Airport Texts

A fic compiled of mostly texts between Dan and Phil during Dan’s trip to the Bahamas. Inspired by this post from @danielbear 

Dan arrived at the airport, waiting for his flight to the Bahamas to board. 

Dan: i cant believe im doing this

Dan: why am i doing this

Phil: bc u love me

Dan: ur okay

Phil: :/

Dan: :P

Phil: im so happy u will be here for my fam holiday :)

Dan: me too :)

Dan: my flight is about to board

Phil: have a safe flight

Dan: its an hour

Phil: still be safe ♥

Dan: jfc did u rly just send me the heart emoji how cliche

Phil: ♥

Phil:  ♥ ♥

Phil:  ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Dan: OMG okay phone is going on airplane mode now bye

Phil:  ♥


Dan: so theres people playing drums at the bahamas airport??

Phil: thats so cool!

Dan: its way less scarier here than american airports

Phil: good now come back

Dan: needy

Phil: :O

Dan: :P

Phil: stop with that tongue howell

Dan: oh should i spam you like you did with the heart emoji

Phil: ♥


Dan: border agent is so chill omg

Dan: he also insulted my pale skin

Phil: he should see me


Dan: i have time before my flight apparently

Phil: what r u gonna do?

Dan: go to the beach i guess

Phil: did the border agent pressure u into getting a tan?

Dan: apparently lol

Phil: have fun

Dan: i’ll try


Dan: my taxi driver just got out of the car and got in a fight with someone

Phil: what?? where r u?

Dan: i was in the taxi but got out and went back in the airport

Phil: and here i thought i ran into weirdos

Dan: u must have rubbed off on me

Phil: can i rub off on u tonight

Dan: :O

Phil: ;)

Dan: omg can u not srsly last thing i need rn

Phil: then come back already

Dan: i want to u have no idea


Dan: :(

Phil: whats wrong?

Dan: everything

Dan: i just wanna see u

Dan: :(

Phil: i know bear. when does ur flight board?

Dan: it doesnt it got canceled 

Phil: what???

Dan: one of the engines lost power apparently

Dan: :’(

Dan’s phone started ringing not two seconds after sending that emoji.

“Hi.” he answered the phone.

“Are you okay?” Phil asked immediately.

“Not really.” Dan told him. “This is just annoying and stupid and I just want to be back in Florida now.”

“What are you going to do? Is there another flight?” Phil asked.

“I don’t know. I think I might have to stay the night here.” Dan said and he could sense Phil’s frown through the phone.

Suddenly, Dan heard an announcement throughout the airport that said the engine was up and running and the flight to Orlando was back on and boarding in 5 minutes.

“Wait, they just said the flight to Orlando is back on.” Dan said into the phone.

“How can it be back on if the engine stopped working?” Phil asked.

“They said it’s up and running. Should I get on it?” Dan asked.

“Do you really want to get on a plane that has engine issues?” Phil questioned.

“I don’t know, I just want all this over with now.” Dan spoke quietly.

“Okay, I mean, I guess they wouldn’t let the flight happen if it wasn’t safe. So, get on it that way you don’t have to spend the night there.” Phil told him.

“Well, they said it’s boarding in 5 minutes and that was at least 2 minutes ago.” Dan spoke frantically.

“Okay, hurry and text me when you get on the plane.” Phil said. “Be safe, bear.”

“Okay.” Dan said. “I love you.”

“I love you, too.” Phil said. 

Dan hung up the phone and actually ran through the airport to catch the flight.


Dan: i just ran through the airport like a newborn giraffe that doesnt know how to use its limbs

Phil: thats quite the image

Dan: lol

Phil: good ur laughing :)

Dan: just bc i wrote lol doesnt mean im laughing

Phil: just try to relax and have a safe flight bear

Dan: ive got my death playlist ready :)

Phil: -_-

Dan: i’ll be fine dw

An hour later, the flight landed and Dan headed into the Orlando airport.

He walked in and spotted Phil there waiting for him.

For the first time all day, he smiled.

anonymous asked:

I would love to see Keith jealous (or even upset) that someone else is trying to conquer his s / o (or even take advantage on her). I do not know, I have always imagined him as someone terrotial, especially with people ... Could you write a little scenario about this?

I… I honestly cant believe that I havn’t considered this more? like a territorial Keith has come up but i kinda didnt think much of it… but now that you say it… i love it. 

side note: as mentioned, i wrote this with a female identifying s/o. this doesnt mean they are female presenting; that is up to you. 

another side note:  LONG POST WARNING jfc i got a little bit to into this fic, and took it father than the request asked for.

please enjoy~

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Keith did not like it when you weren’t at his side. He respected you need for independence, of course, but his paranoia often got the better of him. He’d finally let you into his heart, and you let him into yours. He could not let anything, or anyone ruin this. 

What was wrong with him? what was it about you that made him so… he didn’t wanna say controlling. Quickly getting the water bottle you requested from the vending machine, he weaved his way through the crowd. He didnt want to be here, but you did, and so here he was. What was this? a high school reunion? yeah that was it. He’s just glad he didn’t hate wearing formal attire. 

He ran out of time to say excuse me at the sigh of someone he didnt even recognize touching your forearm. The forearm of the arm that you hooked around his arm on the way in here. 

“Here.” He put the bottle into the hand this man was about to shake. Keith’s jaw was clenched and he hoped no one could tell. He didint even know if he was breathing or not. 

“Who’s this?” The stranger asked, giving Keith the fakest smile he’s ever seen in his life. 

“Her boyfriend.” He spouted before You could even open your mouth. He pretended to ignore the look of confusion on your face as you opened the bottle and drank. 

“What a lucky guy you must be I went to scho-.” Nope. He may or may not be your friend, he didnt know, or care, this guy was on Keiths hit list regardless.

“Hey, back off!” A woman screamed from behind him, a second later, there was blackberry punch seeping into the fabric of Keiths white dress shirt. He wanted to scream and yell and hit something. this was going great

“oh my goodness, Keith!” you yelled, gripping his arm. his eyes were shut tight, the cold liquid on his back giving him shivers. he didnt give a damn about the stupid shirt,  but it didnt help his already agitated mood. 

“Come on, lets go try and clean this up.” you sighed, talking low so just he could hear, hopefully. your voice was the sounded the sweetest when only he could hear it. 

“He’s a man, he can clean himself up, right?” Who the fuck did he think he was. 

“There should be a bathroom just out the main door , we passed it on the way in, remember?” God he loved you, but you weren’t trying to get him to leave to… were you? 

“No, I’ve got it. I’ll be back soon okay?” Kissing you a bit to suddenly, he spoke the last part in a whisper, just against your ear. the curt nod yo gave him in response was enough to help assure him that you cared. 

And so he went to bathroom, and did what little he could to get the punch, which was luckily just that, out of his shirt. it would stain, definitely, but he knew how to fix that when you and him were safe back home. 

“What was it you wanted to ta-” Wait. who were you talking to? Why weren’t you still in the main room?

“Do you remember senior year’s final season?” Why was he taking you out of the main hall? 

He knew he shouldn’t be eavesdropping on your conversation, but he had no trust in that stranger. 

“What about it?” 

“You still owe me for helping you pass.” Keith had twisted up his wet shirt and was out the door the instant he heard that guys voice say “owe”. She did not owe anybody anything. 

You were pressed against the stone wall of the old high school hall, about 2 yards from the bathroom door. Before the door of the bathroom closed, Keith had closed that distance, his hand ready to whip this monster till he bruised at the least. Nobody could press against you like that except for him.

“Back off.” he hissed, his eyes burning with contempt. He was going to snap. and he did. As soon as he made eye contact with the stranger, he flicked his wrist, hitting him directly in the jaw. and he didnt stop. Twisting his arm and and gripping the mans collar with the other, he berated him.  He couldnt hear anything, could barely see past the rage. 

Until you were there. Gripping his wrist tightly, your nails digging into his skin. he winced, and recoiled, dropping his shirt from the suddenness of it. Whoever he was hitting, was gone by the time he got control of himself. you were hugging him, clinging to him, and crying. Sobbing actually. Your head was burring in his neck, stroking hair with shaking hands. you tears were warm, and dripped down his bare chest. he was confused. and really tired. he felt weak, his heart stung. he hated nothing more than to hear you cry. 

“Please stop doing this Keith. Please just relax. It’s going to be okay. Everything is okay.” The way you spoke, you sounded afraid… of him. Trying to convince yourself that things were really okay. 

He tried, but couldnt find his own voice, and so he just let you cry, his arms feeling lighter than air as they held you against him. nothing was clear to him expect that he was sorry. 

he was so sorry. 

He just loved you. More than you could even guess. More than he thought possible. He didnt know what it do about it.  and so he was sorry. 

Maybe you shouldn’t love him in the first place…

Y'ALL HOLD UR HORSES AND THEIR FEELS BECAUSE IM BACK AT IT AGAIN

the shower is such a magical place i stg i think of like 90% of my fic prompts while i’m showering okay so i got *dj khaled voice* anoTHER ONE-

so its a sort-of-YouTube au and in this one makki is friends with like everyone in Every Team you can think of from haikyuu okay like karasuno shiratorizawa nohebi: e v. E R Y O N E
but its a normal au (prolly college) and so like-
makki is trying to add moniwa on snapchat to show him how it works and stuff and he accidentally types in the wrong username but doesnt check it twice since moniwa is a heckin’ n00b with this stuff and makki is entirely confident in his typing skills and so he messages the person “lol okay grandpa i’m here its me”
and so mattsun, who is a v v big YouTuber in this au, responds to him like “who tf-”
and makki takes a picture of himself bc he thinks that moniwa doesnt recognize him and he’s like “its me you nerd geez” and mattsun is like lowkey freaking out bc goddAMn this random stranger is Pretty Hot so he decides to take a picture of himself too and he’s like “i’m not a grandpa, but i dont think i can say anything about that nerd comment”
and makki like falls out of his chair screaming because 1. he’s messaging a random stranger instead of his Clueless Friend and 2. said random stranger is Too Hot (Hot Damn) he might actually need to call the police and the fireman
so he’s like “okay hanamaki just 🐝 k00l” @ himself and so makki messages back “are you one of those hot nerds or smth bc-”
of course he immediately regrets it because makki what the fuck kind of smooth move was thAT
but mattsun found it funny and he’s like giggling to himself n stuff and he says “i guess, if someone as good-looking as you sees it” and makki is mcfreakin losing his shI T
so he calls up moniwa and moniwa’s like “dude wtf i’ve been staring at this dumb app for like 20 minutes did u add me or what” but makki immediately starts talking abt Random Stranger and poor moniwa is caught in the crossfire so he’s like “okay okay cool your jets, just talk to him like you would to anyone else” and makki is like “moniwa no oh my god he’s actually rlly hot i cant just Meme It Up jfc” but then mattsun sends makki the good shit meme during the call and makki has like instantly fallen in love
and so that’s how makki and mattsun started talking and they’ve even had a few snap streaks here and there but since mattsun is usually busy with college and making videos they dont keep it for that long (he always feels so bad that he doesnt keep them but makki is always there to assure him its okay)
now since makki had No Idea what mattsun did as a hobby mattsun has been making videos of him
nothing big just like little vlogs about what they were talking about that week or what interesting thing happened to them
but then his audience started going crAZY because who tf is this mystery stranger that mattsun is always talking abt ??? why dont we know him ??2? cant we at least know his name ?¿?¿??
and mattsun is just like “no u cannot know his name he is anonymous until said otherwise” (and by that he means until hanamaki finds out mattsun has a yt channel where he talks abt makki lmao)
and so moniwa, oh sweet moniwa, goes on like Every Single social media daily and he starts seeing screenshots and stuff about mattsun’s vlogs abt the “mysterious stranger” and he’s like “ooo sounds interesting I Want In™” so he goes to mattsun’s channel and watches the videos and since makki talks about the Same Exact Things to moniwa that mattsun is mentioning in his videos moniwa like totally loses his marbles
he immediately calls makki up and is like “dude you will n e v e r guess what i just found" and so moniwa links makki to mattsun’s video and makki legit screams for like three minutes straight because not only was his crush a Total Hottie but he was a Total Hottie with a youtube channel
and so makki sends mattsun the link and is like “gee i wonder who this is abt ;))))” and mattsun is highkey freaking out like “shitshitsHI T”
makki doesnt care tho he just wants to be in at least one video and so he pesters mattsun abt it for like a week and mattsun always uses the excuse “idek where u live tho” so makki just like straight up gives mattsun his address and is mattsun just like “fuck he’s actually rlly close to me”
so eventually mattsun agrees and makki is just ecstatic but at the same time totally terrified because he’s finally meeting mattsun irl and he’s finally gonna be able to touch him and clarify that he is indeed an Actual Person and not just someone on the internet and he’s just rlly overwhelmed
he doesnt get much sleep the day before mattsun picks him up because he’s too excited and when mattsun sees him for the first time he’s just like “dude what happened to you” but makki doesnt ca r e he just wraps mattsun into a tight hug and mattsun immediately hugs back and they literally Never let go of each other from then on out like there’s always at least a little physical contact between them whether makki takes mattsun’s arm or mattsun just links their pinky fingers together its always there and neither of them seemed to mind it
and so mattsun and makki film the video and makki is like “jesus that was way harder than i thought it would be” and mattsun just says “yea well i gotta do this like twice every week”
and so mattsun edits the video and uploads it to youtube with the title “Meet My Boyfriend” bc he thinks he’s smooth like that but no he’s just a dork
makki was literally the first viewer of the video and right when he saw the title he just flips his shit and starts screaming at mattsun like “heY WHY DIDNT I KNOW WE WERE TOGETHER DID YOU EVEN ASK ME” and mattsun just replies “well no but do you want to be my boyfriend?” and makki immediately says “fuck yes oh my god”
of course some of mattsun’s fans didnt take the news too well but overall they were pretty supportive of them
hanamaki turned into that one s/o that didnt have a youtube channel but he’s in like almost every one of mattsun’s videos making snarky comments or sarcastic replies and literally Everyone loves it and they ask for mo r e
one time hanamaki brought moniwa with him over to mattsun’s and moniwa was like “wait, so this all started because you got my username wrong on that app (he deleted snapchat bc he didnt know how to use it even after hanamaki explained rip moniwa). what did you spell it as?” and makki is just like “i forgot to how to spell eyebrows but apparently someone else did too” and mattsun said “wow r00d i did that on purpose” but makki didnt believe him

wow look @ me back at it again with the unnecessarily long posts jfc
sometimes i just Cant Control Myself and small ideas turn into v big ones who o p s
if you’ve read this far tysm lmao that must’ve taken A Lot™

i hope u enjoyed it tho !!!

anonymous asked:

BUT what if chloe was adriens mom how screwed up wouldthat be

I refuse to entertain that theory for more than a second. It would raise a lot of questions tho.

Like how are they the same age?

Did she go back in time to help him fight akuma knowing she would get her miraculous at his age ????

And that’s why she’s missing????

Because she went back inTIME?????!????!??

And her crushing on Adrien is just a fucked coverup !?!??!????!??

And mayor bourgeois is really Adriens grandfather ???????

anonymous asked:

i cannot believe there are people who identify as kin but then also dont understand that you cant choose your kintypes. Yes, in a past life, i did some awful fuckin things! But im still a human being in THIS lifetime, so 1. Stop implying that i can just "get a new kintype" jfc and 2. Dont you DARE tell me i don't deserve respect becUse of my kintypes. If you think you can choose your kintypes just leave the community