one of my fave memories from highschool is one where i brought a $600 bottle of champagne to school in one of those metal water bottles
basically i never even got close to breaking dress code all through sophomore year and so all the teachers (save two who actually knew me) thought of me as this Good Kid who would never break school rules
anyways i drank the champagne throughout the day and none of the teachers caught me even tho it makes that sSSHHHHHhhh sound whenever i opened it until sociology
i opened the bottle and my teacher immediately looked at me and i didn’t break eyecontact as i took a huge swig of it and he just called me up and said “hiro what is that” and i replied “oh it’s a $600 bottle of champagne do you want some?”
he paused for a bit before laughing his ass off and in between wheezes he was like “yOU BROUGHT CHAMPAGNE TO SCHOOL??????? AND A $600 ONE AT THAT??? I CANT EVEN BUST YOU NO ONE WOULD BELIEVE ME ONE IT’S YOU AND TWO ITS CHAMPAGNE IT MAKES A NOISE WHENEVER YOU OPEN IT G O D YOURE NOT EVEN HIDING IT TOO”
anyways he couldn’t stop laughing the rest of the class and i didn’t get busted for it
but now whenever i see him he always brings it up saying that that’s his highlight of his teaching career
Can you imagine Alec seeing that for the first time? I dont know where season 3 will pick up but maybe it'll be a few days after 220. Magnus changing up his look once more, Alec waking up in the morning to Magnus serving him his mean belgian waffles with his robe open and his hair and makeup on point. I can't wait to see Alec bust a nut upon seeing that.