i cant

At this point i read so many fanfics I can’t remember the plot of the ongoing ones. I would get an update and be like “ohhh what was this one about? oh right the cheerleader au” and the first paragraph

“Eddie grabbed his keys while balancing his groceries, being a single dad of 6 wasn’t easy…”


Oh

batman anime

I have a lot of feelings about the new batman aka Batman Ninja being released in Japan 

I JUST–WHERE DO I START?

  • ROBIN, DAMIAN WAYNE, MY TRAINED ASSASSIN SON, wHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU I’M CHOKING OH MY GOD SOMEONE GET THIS BOY HELP HE’S SO STRESSED AND BALDING

did–did Dick travel to dragon ball z? that’s a fine full head of hair there nightwing oh my god

  1. TIM MY BOY is this r e b e l l i o n ? when did u go blonde and also thats a fine ass BUSH there someone help me i’m choking

THE BEST PART THOUGH??

soMEONE PLEASE RESUSCITATE ME I’M IN TEARS JASON WHAT DID THEY DO OH MY GOD IT REALLY IS JASON IT’S JASON, IT’S FUCKING TAMPON HOOD I REALLY CAN’T THEY REALLY DID YOU WRONG SOMEONE H E L P

AND ALSO?

alfred is just fucking alfred i cant BELIEVE