i cannot wait for them to meet


Big legs move big weights for @deepblue_eyes81


deepblue_eyes81⬅️ Yesterday’s deadlift training:
Single for 128kg|281lbs which moved so good and back-offs 5x3 for 109kg|240lbs (last set shown)…I’m seriously in love with deadlifting again 💕
Since those minor tweaks I’ve made, I feel like my deads have moved like never before. Move like butter. Had a good chat with my coach @smartlifts about my upcoming meet and I cannot wait to see what I’ll bring to that platform in May. So excited! I know the word “addiction” is generally used in a negative way, but I am literally addicted to powerlifting. Thanks @ms.vangainzwyk and @danimacdee for being my cheer squad for my 281 😄
#deadliftingbringsthefluffout #afaceonlyamothercouldlove #squad #7weeksout #traininsane and I just realized I forgot the 5 kilos on my back-offs which makes them only 104kg|229lbs OOOOPS 🙊 that’s my math skills for ya! #mathharderthanme
Melancholy Post-PAX Emotions Are Kicking In...Thank You All

I think I get why everyone loves these conventions. As if it wasn’t reasonable enough already, I think I do now.

@markiplier: Yeah, we sadly didn’t meet; I was lucky to run into everyone else, just couldn’t stick around. Nevertheless, other people did, and I’m so happy for them. I wish you the absolute best, and I hope we truly meet in person one day. I hope you also enjoy mine and others’ gifts I brought with me; they were fun to get into a tangible project.

Tyler: You were the first of the content creators that I met, and really lifted my spirits to keep going through PAX with a smile, whatever the matter. You were beyond benevolent and friendly, and I cannot wait to meet you again. You’ve been through enough ups and downs, and it brought you to your first PAX East. Congratulations, and thank you so much. I sincerely hope YOU smile always.

Amy: As charismatic and sweet as you are beautiful and quirky, it was wonderful to have Sam, Smoke (beautiful peep who gave you the alien sunglasses), Laura, and myself meet you. Thank you for being so patient and kind, and my only wish was that you enjoyed yourself.

Kathryn: I know I didn’t meet you. Nevertheless, I still hoped I could. Still, it was enjoyable to hear from the few snippets of your trip here, and I hope we meet in the future. You seem like an absolute sweetheart, and I can’t wait to see what you do in the future.

@crankgameplays: Ethan, I can’t thank you enough for being so patient at the signing. It was great telling you how awesome you were, and I was so happy to look at the way you beamed when I told you about @northeast-artist98 and the art @okaythenart had gotten to me in the nick of time (I put other things for you in a gift box on Friday!). Thank you so much for everything, and I hope I meet you all again in the future.

@lordminion: Twice, both through an absolutely dumb luck, we had met. Nevertheless, you were patient and sweet, and responded with such an eloquent excitement. Thank you, and see you soon.

@foxtrot44: Molly, you’re an absolute gem to be around, and it was exciting to hear about how your wedding planning has been and your recent Boston endeavors (well wishes for Schii!). Thank you for being so caring and lovely, and I’m excited to see you and Wade happily move into the future together.

Bob: Yo! It’s the girl who should’ve rushed you with signing my life-size doll of you, and my portable shrine of photos of you! But, in all seriousness, you were amazing to even briefly chat with, and I can’t wait to see what you and Mandy do!

Mandy: I know we only waved to each other twice, but, you appeared so energetic and happy, I can’t help but hope everything did go well. Hugs from my airport gate, almost about to start traveling back home.

@wiishu: Through a coincidental seating, and making absolute sure I wasn’t breaking rules or bothering you (I checked with the enforcers at least five times), we met at the Are You a Robot? Panel. We might have not talked for as long as I hoped, but, to even say hello was wonderful. I sincerely wish you well, beautiful, and have a safe flight overseas.

@pixlpit: I said it once, and I will say it again: thank you. Not only are you a talented animator and editor, but…as odd as it sounds, you seem like you’re a badass at just about anything. Believe me, I really tried to find less exciting words, but…nothing else came to mind. You seem sardonic, but kind nonetheless, and I believe you have great things coming soon. Take care, and have fun back home.

@therealjacksepticeye: You were, BY PURE AND DUMB LUCK, the most coincidental person to even temporarily meet (I would say the guys at the later signing, but, we were somewhat ready for something to happen). I was struggling to find my own exit out of the panel before I bumped into you. I didn’t get a picture, and didn’t feel comfortable dragging you away from out of the panel exit (cannot, will not, honestly), just to say my own words. Nevertheless, to give you a hug, smile, and brief thank you for what you’ve done for others - and yes, even myself - before eagerly jumping out to let you leave, was still heartwarming. Have a safe flight overseas, and I hope you look forward into the bright future.

Mutuals from Tumblr and Twitter that I have met: Thank you. Seeing you all, face to face, was beyond endearing and eye-opening. I only wish you all fulfilled your dreams, and hope you keep all these memories of yours to heart. Love you all, and safe travels to your homes.

Everyone: PAX East is over, and my heart aches from the immediate swarm of nostalgia. But, it will pass, and all we can do now is look to the future. I hope you all live fulfilling lives, and I hope we meet someday.

Thank you, everyone, and remember in the most harmless way: When they’re gone…we’re next.

(Okay, I sneered at typing that last part, haha!)

Riverdale Episode 5 “Holy crap what is going on?”
  • There’s a set of parents crazier than the Coopers? No freaking way.
  • Oh nevermind, Betty’s dad has gone crazy and may have killed Jaon, false alarm people, the Coopers are still the wackiest of them all.
  • Veronica eating those fries and staring at Betty is so damn gay, like honestly are they trying to hide it?
  • Archie honey the only thing I care about in your story line is this Valerie girl.
  • But also Ronnie fixing him up was the cutest thing.
  • This episode is actually making me like Cheryl. Also I love this friendship between her and Ronnie.
  • This episode is also making me ship Bughead.
  • But seriously I cannot wait to meet Polly. That conversation between that old woman and Betty gave me chills.
  • Bring on next week (and a supposed Bughead kiss?).
Concept No One Asked For...

When Wally dies(spoilers) in the finale, he doesn’t actually die. Nor does the speedforce take him, instead it throws him into an alternate universe. He still has his speed and memories, but Barry and Iris don’t exist. The Central City he was thrown into is almost as bad with crimes as Gotham and somebody sees him in the ally he so conveniently appeared in and said Halloween wasn’t for another couple of months and Wally just looks down and laughs because he’s still in costume, and being the smooth motherfucker he is he’s just like: “Yeah, you wouldn’t happen to have an extra set of clothes with you?” and that’s how Wally makes his new friend.

The dude takes him back to his apartment and gives him an outfit because he’s a nice person. But Wally’s a humble motherfucker and thanks him over and over again and goes back to that same alley at night instead of sleeping in a person who he just met’s house. 

For the next couple of months he goes job hunting and finally gets enough money for a kinda beaten up van. He starts living there and now all his money is going to food and supplies to make a flash costume.

And every night he(when he actually slept) he’d fall asleep with a picture of Artemis pressed against him because he misses her like a son of a gun. 

He starts to run around town with a red hoodie, with the flash symbol painted on and red pants and red shoes, he also puts red face paint on his forehead and nose and around his eyes.

Word of ‘The Scarlet Speedster’ catches and spreads like wildfire, to Gotham, and Metropolis fastest. Lois drags Clark to Central to see if they can get a story on him, and while there something tries to attack the city and Clark does the shirt ripping thing and both of them are there and Clark gets a real good look at his face and is just like: “Holy shit, You’re just a kid!” and Wally is like: “Dude chill i know what i’m doing.”

“you don’t even have a costume…”

“why are you here? Aren’t you supposed to be in Metropolis or something?”

“I got dragged here by a friend, duck! She wanted to see you herself y’know?”

“Aww, you came all this way to meet lil’ ol’ me? I gotta say Mr.Man, I am flattered. To your left!”


“The Flash, and word of the wise, find Thicker glasses if you really want no one to recognize you.”

“oh, okay then- wait a moment how the heck did you kno-”

“gotta Dash! Nice Meeting you supey!”

A month later there’s a knock on his van door while he’s working on the real flash costume, he uses his superspeed to put it away and look out the van window, only to see batman and superman standing out there, so Wally slaps on some face paint and pulls them in at superspeed.

“seriously? i cannot be this popular.”

“we’re making a team, and we need members. we-”

“I’m in.”

so he’s finds himself in the place of the flash on the justice league in the justice league unlimited universe and a year later he finally finds a way back to his universe just as another speedster arrives. That speedster becomes flash number two and Wally supposedly dies in that universe too. But he’s just back home and with Barry and Iris and Arty.  

Breaking... Ch.12

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A/N: This chapter took way too long because I wasn’t planning for it but it’s here now so let’s go y’all! I’ll get back to the main plot next chapter I swear!

Wordcount: 3609

Warnings: Blood, slut shaming, taunting, cursing

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Breaking Trust

You felt the impact send waves through your skull, they reverberated through your brain. Bouncing off the bone. You were falling past the ground, it seemed like the ground faded from under you. Varying shades of grey were around you and sticking out like jagged stone; but as it faded out to white you felt the familiar wrapping of silk around your body. Just as you saw the end of the gleaming fabric, one of the pieces wrapped itself around your leg and dangled you above your point of exit. You stared numbly into the light, you couldn’t see anything beyond it but you could hear something faint. “Miss, I’m going to need you to step back and leave the room! The doctor needs room to work.” It was a woman, she sounded older and frustrated. “No! Please, I need to be here with her! Y/N! Please, wake up!” Another woman said, she seemed much younger than the first and her ton was frantic. Her voice was familiar. “Damn it all! She’s drifting off! Miss L/N, do not fall back asleep!” An older male voice called. You tried to fight the silk and reach out towards the voices but it was no use. The silk raised you up as you struggled and flung you the way you fell. You flew through the air, past the white, past the rocks and into the light you came from.

             Your eyes shot open as you gasped for air. You were laying on some kind of couch and you felt the warmth and light from a fire nearby.

“Well, at least you’re finally up.” A female voice said curtly. You looked around to see a woman standing by a door. Her clothes were similar to yours, only her bodice was orange and had longer sleeves. “Honestly, you’re lucky to be alive at all. If Mr. Burr had not seen your horse, you would certainly be dead.” Mr. Burr? Her voice was cold, her hair, skin and eyes all matched that tone. Icy.

“Where am I?” You asked as your frantically sat up. She chuckled at your panic.

“I shall inform Mr. Burr of your current status. Wait here.” She ordered you and walked out of the room. What the hell happened? The last thing I remember… You touched the left side of your face and winced. You felt some sort of bandage along your left temple and although you couldn’t see it, you could feel how bruised your face was. There were footsteps coming toward the door so you stood up, you still felt a bit dizzy but you quickly steady yourself. In walked in a familiar man, dark skin, wearing a deep purple and a pleasant smile.

“I see that you are awake. What was your name? Titania, was it?” He asked.

“M-Mr. Burr, sir! Um, that’s what I am called yes?” Am I lying? He nodded and sensed your confusion about the situation.

“I heard a commotion outside my door at sun rise and saw a horse with gear standing on my lawn. I recognized it as belonging to Mr. Hamilton and decided I should send it back to his estate but it was acting rather strange.  It kept moving away from me whenever I approached and, although it was probably foolish for to think it, it seemed to want to show me something. Low and behold you were not even a twenty meters from my home. I brought you back and called for a doctor, you had a terrible head wound but he said that you would wake up soon. Luckily he was correct, the sun has just only begun to set.” He explained. That’s crazy! Seriously universe? Why do you have to be such a bitch to me?!

“I don’t know what to say… Thank you, Mr. Burr! You really saved my life! I don’t know how I can thank you enough let alone repay you for this!”

“No need for thanks, I couldn’t just leave you out to die now could I? And in terms of repayment, I shall talk with Alexander about that.” Talk with Alex…Fuck… He’s not supposed to know about what happened! And hell I’ve already caused them enough trouble, why do I have to be like this?! He’s going to have to pay money for my idiocy! Ugh! He could read your disappointment as if you were actually saying it to him.

“Is something the matter?” He asked. Fuck.

“No, no, no, no, no! That’s perfectly fine! It’s just… I don’t exactly like having other people pay my debts but I suppose I’ll have to just live with it.” This is going to be bad when they get back… He closed his eyes like he was thinking about something. You couldn’t read his expression at all, which was something that Alex frequently complained about him. He was elusive.

“I have a proposition for you then, Miss Titania.” What?

“A proposition?” You asked.

“My wife you see, has fallen quite ill and we are a bit short of staff. I am aware that the Hamiltons are up town for the winter. Perhaps, while they are away, you could lend your services to help around here.” He offered.

“Seriously? Thank you so much, Mr. Burr! I just really don’t want to cause any problems for Alex and I’ll work really hard to make sure my debt is paid-“ He shushed you.

“Talk less.” Wait, what? “I will take that as a yes, however there are some rules you must follow.”

“Oh, um, of course.”

“Things are done very differently around here than at Alexander’s. You are at the Burr estate now and you must behave as such. Based on how you have worked at the Hamilton’s I can tell that your personality is rather… loud. That will not be the case while you are with me. Talk less, smile more. That is how you shall operate. You will be expected to hold a demeanor of calm and collectiveness at all times. I will not tolerate anything less, is that clear?” You were surprised by how serious he was while speaking to you, you were actually taken aback. I suppose not everything could be as accepting as it is with them… Even with the terms being so out of character for you, you knew you had to try. So you agreed to the conditions.

             That night you were given back your horse and set out for the estate. You felt slightly uncomfortable with having to ride again after what happened but it was your only option. You were going to be a maid for the Burr’s and would have to leave at dawn every morning to get there on time for work. You got back home, led the horse back to the stables and went inside. You hastily prepared a fire to ward off the chill in your bones. You weren’t sure why but you didn’t have a good feeling about this.

Dear Starlight,

             It already feels as though I have been away from you a century, has it truly only been a month and a half since I have seen you? I miss you, I miss our conversations, I miss your lectures, I miss your voice, your spirit, your passion. I miss it all, everything down to the way you hold a teacup as though it could fall apart in your hands. It is very quiet uptown; I do not think I like the quiet though. It feels empty and, dare I say, a bit lonely without you by my side to share your thoughts on this world we live in. Everyone else misses you as well. Father and Mother have been telling Grandfather all about you, he seems to find you quite charming. Angelica says that studying is becoming a bore without you there to give her alternative methods of remembering her work. Even Alexander, James and John seem quite withdrawn; specifically, they long for one of your fairytales. I have no idea what they are talking about but it has something to do with a fruit that can show you everything you desire? Or was it about gaining knowledge from it? It sounds fascinating, then again, everything about you intrigues me. It is surprising to think that it has not even been an entire year since our first meeting, I feel as though I have known you my entire life. Although since we are on a similar subject, I have some rather exciting news. My birthday is next week! I shall be turning sixteen, soon enough I will no longer be considered a boy but instead a young man. However, I only care about that title when it comes to you. Your wit and luminosity may suggest you consider me an equal. Yet, does that mean your heart sees me as such? I wish not to be considered a child in thine eyes, a boy who becomes as red as a blooming rose over his frivolous romanticized fantasies. I do not think the word ‘different’ quite fits how I see you, perhaps extraordinary would be a better term? You are not like any of the other maidens I have encountered; you are bold, utterly silly and stubborn in every wondrous way. You are the brightest star is the sky, the North Star. Others gaze upon you and wonder where you shall lead them, while I can only hope that you will take pity on a soul deprived of your love, a soul left completely helpless. I see your eyes and smile in the night sky, Lord knows that I have prayed. I have prayed that you will leave your celestial heaven and keep beside me. Is it not embarrassing? Even on paper I cannot articulate what I am feeling without becoming muddled. Perhaps it is best if I wait to express myself when I meet you at the end of February. Until then ma cherié, please do not forget to write. I know you must be busy as to not have the time to write but that shall not stop my own writing tendencies, your words bring me more joy than you could possibly imagine.

Sincerely yours,

P. Ham, your sunshine.

Your mind and your heart were telling you two distinctly different things by the time you finished reading Philip’s letter. Why does everything have to be so complicated?! You held your head in your hands, trying to decide what to do next. It’s been two weeks since you started to work for Aaron Burr and to say you hated it would an understatement. You’ve never felt so restricted in your entire life, it was huge reality check for you. Not everything could be all feminism and modern like it was with Alexander. Proper etiquette hangs over your head constantly, you never expected Burr to be as uptight as he is. It isn’t all bad though, Mrs. Burr is actually quite lovely. She tells you many stories of her younger days when she’s well enough to speak cohesively. Honestly, the best times were when she was awake, it always gave you the chance to take a breather from Aaron. He wants to be by her side as often as time allows, he acts like a completely different person around her. He’s happy. That doesn’t last too long though, and Sarah doesn’t help much either. Sarah was the maid that was ‘by your side’ when you awoke at the Burr estate. She’s kind of, maybe, the worst person. She frequently taunts you for the position you’re in and tries to accuse you because of your relationship with the Hamilton’s. “I know what you did, who knew a man would actually defend his whore.” When you asked her what she was trying to imply she said. “I wonder how the son reacted to learn that his whore was also his father’s. I believe I would pay to see such an encounter!” No matter how many times you try to convince her of the truth, she just shuts you down and claims that a prostitute will do anything to hide her sins. First of all, I’ll do what I damn well please with my body! Second of all, I DID NOT have an affair with Alexander! Seriously, I thought this whole situation was over! You didn’t have time to read the letter before you had to leave for work, so you took it with you. You heard footsteps from beyond the door you were behind and quickly hid the letter in your bodice. You stood up from where you were sitting at the dining room table, taking your spare cloth off of your apron and using it to wipe the table. You know, to make it seem like you were working even though there was nothing to clean yet. Sarah, cold looking as ever, came bursting in.

“Good morning, Miss Home Wrecker. I will be taking care of Lady Burr today, which means you will be in charge of everything else for the day. I suggest you be on your best behavior, or else you shall receive quite a tongue lashing from Mr. Burr… Although you probably want that!” She snorted as she left you alone to fester in your anger. Fuck you too, Sarah! Okay Y/N, calm down. It’s only for another five or so weeks. I can do this! Just put on your best smile and suck it up, buttercup! You took a deep breath and left to take your normal rounds. Things were going relatively smoothly, at least until mid-day approached.

             You heard a carriage drawing into the ‘driveway’ as you started to call it. Ugh, a visitor… Normally, you wouldn’t mind having to greet a visitor, but you haven’t had to deal with any of Burr’s guest yet. You weren’t excited. Nevertheless, you did what you were taught, you walked over to the door and smiled sweetly. You heard footsteps and you opened the door, closing your eyes to block out the brightness from the light hitting the snow outside.

“Welcome to the Burr estate! What may I do for you today?” You asked in a bubbly voice.

“Well I’ll be damned.” Oh no. Please let it be a hallucination! Please let it be a hallucination! You slowly opened your eyes and to no surprise the first thing you see is a bright color. Magenta. The whole image started to fade in, Thomas Jefferson, in all his horridness, was standing in front of you. On top of that, you had to greet him with a smile and give him hospitality. I’d rather shut the door in his face… You bit your tongue and moved out of the way for him so that he could enter. “Well, well, well, Miss Titania! I would never guess I would find you here. What brings you? I thought Hamilton was away for the winter?” He gave you a mischievous grin as you shut the door behind him.

“Simply working, nothing worthy of noting.” You said through gritted teeth. He chuckled, but before he could retort, Burr’s voice echoed from the nearby staircase.

“Hello Thomas, forgive me but my wife is awake at the moment so I must focus on her. Miss Taylor, please make him some tea.” Can I pour the tea on him?! You nodded to the demand, you couldn’t exactly say no. You turned and began to walk towards the dining room.

“Take a seat, I’ll be back with your tea shortly.” You lashed, obviously annoyed. He smiled, but he didn’t sit down.

“Actually, I would much rather follow you. I hate not having company and personally, I’d say you make some pretty fine company.” He raised his eyebrows up slightly. This bitch… You shot him a thin smile and turned to walk into the kitchen, rolling your eyes as he trailed behind you. You began the tea preparations, hoping that he would at least give you the pleasure of not speaking. You were not granted that pleasure.

“How have you been Miss Titania?” He asked, your back turned to him.

“Fine.” You said insipidly. You began to heat up the water and turned to find Jefferson a few feet away from you.

“That’s a rather noxious injury you’ve got there.” He pointed and traced out in the air the slight crescent shape from the stitching on your left temple. You covered it up with your hand. “May I ask how that happened?” He asked with curiosity in his brown eyes, you spoke as you walked past him to grab the tea box.

“It seems that I am no equestrian, Mr. Jefferson.” You said with dun. He clicked his tongue.

“I see.” After that, things went silent for a moment. You got out the teapot and made the tea, now all that was left was for you to set up the tray and cups, you assumed Burr would join him shortly. You set the tray down, picked out he saucers, the cream and sugar as well. You grabbed one of the tea cups with both hands, careful not to drop it and as you picked up the second one, Thomas spoke up.

“How has Philip been recently.”

Crack, shatter, puncture, warm.

             Some glass fragments from the delicate cup began to trickle from your seizing hands, the pieces digging into your palms. You whipped your head around, shock was etched into his features and it only grew deeper when he saw the burning hatred on your own.

“Don’t ever! You do not have the right to ask me about him after what you did! You made him hate me! Even if it was only for a day, it killed me! You do not deserve the grace of hearing his effulgent name, let alone say it!” You spat, you had had enough. You couldn’t hold back anymore, you were tumultuous. You felt like crying, screaming, and being sick all at the same time. He doesn’t deserve to know how wonderful that family is! He almost ruined them! He threw his hands up to show peace.

“Whoa, perhaps it would be best to calm down.” He said in an oddly soothing voice. You wanted to yell, don’t tell me to calm down! But you realized something.

The cup

You opened your hands and the rest of the glass fell to the floor, there were tiny cuts on your hands and blood prickled out from the ends but that’s not what you cared about. Fuck! You crouched down onto the ground and frantically began to pick up the pieces, gathering them up in your apron cloth to hold them.

“No, no, no, no! Burr’s going to kill me!” You spoke breathlessly and then a voice you really didn’t want to hear.

“Why am I going to kill you?” Burr asked dryly. He looked down at what you were doing, his expression blank. You hated that look, it made you even more fearful than most things. The idea that he could be thinking of anything and you wouldn’t know terrified you enough as it was. But now it was directed at you. You were about to apologize, try to convince him it was an accident and that you were sorry but you were interrupted.

“I dropped my cup, you know me Burr, my senses are never quite right when I’m around a pretty lady! I’ll pay for it, don’t worry about it!” Jefferson laughed. What? What’s he doing? Burr sighed and shook his head, rubbing his temples, which he commonly did when he was stressed.

“Seriously, Thomas? You can’t stop your womanizing for even a second? Well… It’s not the good china so I suppose no harm was done. I came in here to tell you that we shall head to the cabinet in a moment, I just have to get properly dressed first. It’ll only be a moment. Taylor, please clean up this mess.” He said as he turned and left the two of you alone once more. You quickly gathered up the rest of the glass and stood up, making sure it wouldn’t fall out of the sides of your apron, the edges you holding lightly between your fingers. You turned to look at Jefferson.

“Why…? Why did you cover for me?” You were dumbfounded, he took a deep breath.

“I know how Burr can be, it was honestly just better to say that I did it. Besides, I’m not a scoundrel all the time you know?” You disposed of the glass as he stepped closer to you. He was only a foot away from you by the time you noticed, he held out his hand.

“May I see your hands?” He asked calmly. You reluctantly showed him your hands, he held one in each of his and inspected them closely. “Hm, you should be alright. Clean them up, use a cloth to stop the bleeding and if anyone asks, tell them you slipped on the ice outside.” He instructed, you nodded along, still a bit confused.

“Why would you help me? Don’t you hate me or what I stand for or something?” He sighed at your question.

“Listen, I will admit that my accusations were under a false pretense, that I apologize for. I wasn’t asking you about Philip to be antagonizing, I was genuinely curious. I talked to James a while back and he told me about what you said. ‘I don’t care about my name’ All you care about is everyone else’s wellbeing. You could say it put things into perspective for me. Why would a whore care about her ‘lover’ and not have it be about money? Why would Hamilton write an entire pamphlet to protect the dignity of one mistress but incriminate the other? It doesn’t make sense, unless I’m wrong and that you truly had nothing to do with it. It was presumptuous of me, and for that I am very sorry. When it comes to Philip however, I am rather close to Angelica and we have discussed the two of you the recently. So do not worry, I get it.” He let go of your hands and gave you a soft smile, walking past you towards the exit into the dining room. “I should meet with Burr, perhaps I shall meet with you again in the future, Titania? It would be a real shame to not see your pretty face again. Au revoir, mademoiselle.” He waved goodbye to you with that same grin on his face. What just happened? Is he not an asshole 24/7? You were left to stew in your questions for a bit, but you eventually followed the directions he gave you, pushing the questions to the back of your mind. Which then made new questions form.

What am I going to do when they get back?

Nerf Herder

Prompt: Reader and Lance meeting at some space hub (reader is human but was never reported missing) and is being interrogated about Earth then Lance references Star Wars (because everyone knows about Star Wars on Earth) and she’s just like, “Dude, I’m from Earth. You can chill out now.” by anon

“So what even is this place, Coran?” Lance asked curiously.

“It is a stopping place for intergalactic travelers. It has a market, hotel, restaurant, and a refilling station. Everything you need on one moon.” Coran explained.

“So it is a space hub?” Lance simplified.

“I have no idea what that means, but if it makes sense to you then alright.” Coran said. “You and Hunk are going to go to the market and see if you can round up some supplies. Be careful though. Never can be too sure who or what is at these kind of places.”

They landed and made their way over to what looked like the market. Hunk had located what looked to be like some good food when Lance spotted something completely out of place. He saw what looked to be an Earth girl in this alien market.

“Hunk, look over there and tell me if you see what I see.” Lance leaned over and whispered.

“If this has anything to do with another pretty alien, then I swear to- OH MY GOD” Hunk turned and spotted her. They ran over to where she was standing and grabbed her hands and quickly led her back to the castle.

“Hey! LET GO OF ME!” The girl screamed as she struggled against them. No aliens moved to help the girl, but they did get a couple of concerned looks.

“Shiro! Shiro! Look, we found a girl! A HUMAN girl!” Lance announced excitedly

The rest of the crew came out to meet them.

“LET ME GO! YOU CANNOT JUST TAKE ME.” The girl continued struggling against their grasp.

“Wait, you guys just grabbed her? You didn’t even talk to her you just kidnapped her?” Keith said angrily.

“Yes, they fucking did. NOW TELL THEM TO GET THEIR HANDS OFF ME.” Y/N cried out.

“Let her go. We are so sorry for this, ma’am.” Shiro apologized. Hunk and Lance released her and she backed away from them.

“That’s fine, mister, but if you don’t mind. I’m going to be leaving now.” Y/N said, looking ready to run at any moment.

“It is understandable that you want to leave, but would you mind telling us how you got here? We are very very far from Earth.” Allura gently questioned.

“To be honest, I actually don’t know, but it really doesn’t matter at this point because I am here.” Y/N said, visibly relaxing a little. Lance started humming a little tune as the questions continued.

“Were you a prisoner at any point?” Shiro asked

“I couldn’t tell you. I just woke up here and have been trying to get by.” Y/N answered.

The questioning continued for several minutes, all the while Lance continued humming the same song. It finally became too much.

“Oh my god, would you please stop humming.” Y/N said, glaring at Lance.

“Only if you can tell me what I was humming.” Lance smirked.

“It’s the cantina theme from Star Wars. What part of ‘I’m from Earth’ did you not understand, dumbass?” Y/N answered, crossing her arms over her chest.

At this, all the humans except Lance bursted out laughing. The longer they laughed, the bigger Lance’s pout got.

“You kinda asked for that one.” Hunk said, slightly out of breath.

“We know you might not think to highly of us, but we would like to invite you to join us.” Allura said after the laughter died down.

“I mean, it isn’t like I have anyone else to travel with. I’ll join you as long as those two promise to keep their hands off me.” Y/N said as she cast a side eye over at Hunk and Lance.

“Sorry about that. It won’t happen again.” Hunk said looking ashamed.

“Yeah, I won’t touch you. Unless you want me to.” Lance said with a wink.

ladies and gentlemen, we are floating in space

word count; 6,670

warnings; sex, nudity, unreality, small mentions of gore

pairings; cecilos

summary;  About a week ago, Carlos asked Cecil out on their fifth date. He said he wanted to go to on top of Hecate’s Peak, a hill on the east side of the small town. Carlos was wondering if Cecil would like to maybe come along with him, for scientific reasons, mainly, of course. He was going to study the stars, and the constellations in the sky that night. It was supposed to be a full moon. Cecil, of course, said he’d love to, because who could pass up an offer like that? Helping a scientist with his work? Let alone going stargazing with said scientist. On the night of the full moon? Sounds like a perfect date. Cecil thought it was kind of cheesy, though. It wasn’t really an original date, because gazing at the stars has been an overused, yet incredibly romantic, trope going on in pop culture. But then again, he isn’t complaining either.


this is for day 5 of cecilos week 2017! (january 29th - february 4th) although it won’t be reblogged to the main blog, i still feeling like stating that. i was originally going to post this on february 14th (valentine’s day) but this event came up so i got it done much earlier than expected! so thank you cecilosweek on tumblr for motivating me!! this is the first fic i wrote of the bunch so im hoping i can get something done for every day of the event.

SO this officially is my first smut fic and to my extent it isn’t really…. graphically smutty? to be honest, i focused more on how they were feeling than what was going on physically. to cut it short, i really like the turnout of this, and i hope you guys like it too! <3

p.s. click on the bolded part when cecil goes to the weather !

p.s.s. you can find the fic on ao3 here!


“This is so nice, Carlos. You’re so nice.” Cecil said, half-awake.

“You’re nicer.” Carlos said, shoving a scone into his mouth. “Hey, babe. You see that group of stars right there?” he said, pointing at the sky.

“Kind of. What about them?”

“They make up a constellation known as Orion. It’s one of the most known constellations.” He took a bite of his scone. “It was named after the Greek hunter, Orion. It’s really cool. I have a picture of what it’s supposed to look like in my notes.” He grabbed his scrapbook and flipped through it quickly. “Here, take a look at this.” He turned his book so Cecil could see it, and pointed at the picture. “Isn’t space neat?”

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I CANNOT WAIT FOR THE REST OF SEASON 2!!! I just finished the last episode on Netflix called Happy Fucking New Year, which was a glorious 2 hours and 4 minutes long, and I need more. 

I need more Sun being a FUCKING BADASS.

I need Kala and Wolfgang to meet in real life.

I need Riley and Will to not break my heart. 

I need more of Lito and Hernando, because fuck I love them so much.

I need Nomi to tell her mother to FUCK THE FUCK OFF. (Also more of her and Amanita)

I need more of Capheus and his Van Damme obsession because it’s amazing.

Like…I just need more.

Oh, and I need Whispers to fuck off too, but I’m probably not going to get that.

P.S. I’m also all for more of those scenes. You know the ones, the ones where everyone is so connected that they are all “screwing” each other. I’m very into it.

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The sweetest little duckling moving inside of its shell already! I’m completely in awe of the beauty of life. I kissed it and tucked it back into the incubator. We just cannot wait to meet them all in a week!#Incubating #Ducks #Pekins #ChocolateRunners #PleaseJustAtLeastAFewOfThemHatch #Please 🐣✨🐣✨🐣

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FAM CHOI YOUNGJAE IS LITERALLY BOYFRIEND ASF. It was so sweet he helped her and talked to her. And even tried to make her feel comfortable. I would have been staring at him nonstop. He is such a gift. Sadly I didn’t get to watch this part of the Live fanmeet because the persons thing cut out. But I did watch most of it. My heart was so happy. He’s amazing.

Pause but did y'all see my other bias booty in those leather pants?!?!?! And THOSE LEGS.

Now BamBam’s extra ass. I should’ve known he was gonna do this shit again. 😂😂 What is this his 3rd time? I cannot. But she got him back by pulling him towards her like he was literally shook. That’s what you get. 😋

Yugyeom’s english this whole entire fanmeet had me grabbing my chest, I was like yes. And the way he shielded that girl from Jaebum would’ve had me on the floor. BamBam’s “Go back to your seat” to Jaebum had me crying.

I can’t wait to seriously meet them. I would kill to be their friends tbh. They are so relatable and goofy and friendly it makes me happy.

Credit belongs to rightful owner. This is not my video.

  • NT people talking about DID: It's like you're multiple different people and there are very firm lines between them. People with DID are generally not aware of their illness. You can't meet your alters, and when another one fronts, you cannot remember. If you can remember, you are faking your illness.
  • what DID feels like: wait fuck who am I? no im not them oh wait I know who I am! who's talking in my head who left this note for me did I write this? I remember last night but was it a dream? I'm so confused am I this person or this person, am I both, am I neither? FUCK I'M CONFUSED AND WHEN DID I PUT THIS OUTFIT ON I DIDNT BUY THIS. WHERE THE FUCK AM I

anonymous asked:

Just imagine telling hubby Dami your pregnant after a particularly tough mission and him just flipping shit and becoming super protective <3 love ya and your blog !

You and Damian arrive back at the cave after a grueling mission. The League had come after your husband again and they had planted a bomb, in an attempt to trap Damian. You hadn’t had the chance to tell Damian that you were pregnant, the alert had come in too fast, and you were needed out on the field. So when the two of your arrived back at the cave, covered in grime, sweat and dust, you were exhausted. When you had brought up the fatigue with your doctor they had informed you that it was a normal sign of pregnancy and not to worry about it.

“I gotta sit down for a minute, babe” You whisper, sinking into the chair in from of the Bat-computer.

“Are you well, Beloved?”

“Yeah, I’m fine, just really tired”

“You have been unusually tired lately, have you gone to see your doctor. I am worried about you” Damian crouched in front of your, taking your hands into his.

“Yeah, Dami. I went to the doctor; it isn’t anything to worry about. They said that it was normal”

“It is not normal for you to be this exhausted! They must have gotten it wrong!”

“Dami! There’s no need to go on a war path. I have something I want to tell you”

Damian crouches back down, his brow furrowed in confusion, “What is it? You aren’t … sick, are you?”

You chuckle, “No, babe. I’m pregnant”

Damian sits back, sprawling on his butt in front of you, just staring at you. “You are … you … you’re pregnant?!” suddenly he jumps up, “You are pregnant with my child and you went out tonight?!?!?!”

You burst into laughter as Damian sprints over to the medical table, dragging over all the supplies he can carry. “I will treat your injuries, and then he have to check on the baby! What if it got hurt in the fight! Or in the explosion! What if-what if …”

You stand up taking Damian’s hands in yours, “It’s alright. I was careful out there. I wouldn’t have gone out if I didn’t think you needed me, but tonight you did. The baby is fine, but if you are really that concerned Bruce has an ultrasound over there, and we can check on the baby.”

Before you even finish talking, Damian is running across the cave to when the ultrasound is. “Excellent idea, Beloved, we will check on the baby.”

You chuckle, “I’m going to shower first, and they you can patch my up as much as you want.”

After your shower you walk out to find Damian fussing over the ultrasound equipment, and the bandages. He is so damn overprotective!

“Come lay down here, Beloved. The machine is set up; I wish to see the baby”

You lay down on the metal slab and pull up your shirt, and pull your yoga pants down some. “Give me the gel and the wand” when Damian looks like he is going to argue you roll your eyes, “You don’t know how to work this, give it to me, and I will show you how.”

Damian nods and watches with rapt attention as you squirt the gel on your stomach and them place the wand on it. Damian’s eyes are locked on the screen, his breath stuttering when you turn up the volume and he can hear the heartbeat.

“That’s the baby’s heartbeat, Beloved”

“I know Dami. It’s beautiful isn’t it?”

Damian nods mutely, still unable to tear his eyes away from the screen.  You can tell that Damian isn’t going to leave you alone for the entire duration of his pregnancy.

“You are not putting that suit on until long after our child is born. You know that right?”

You just chuckle, “I wasn’t going to put in on tonight!”

Damian chuckles, “And you will be safe, I cannot lose you or the child”

You pull Damian down into a kiss, “I know, Dami. I know that you are going to smother me all through this pregnancy and you are going to look up every single thing that could possibly go wrong”

Damian smiles against your lips, “You know me so well, Beloved. I love you, I love that you are giving me this gift.”

“I love you too, Dami. I love you and our baby, I can’t wait to meet them”

“I am anxious for their arrival as well. I promise to keep you and our child safe, no matter what”

“I would expect nothing less.”

Look at the warping sparkles while King Regis is still alive in Kingsglaive. It is very bright, multi colored and almost like cut glass. It even ‘smokes’ the user after they land, like the poor Glaive that was seen throwing up early in the movie.

Where as after King Regis dies and Nyx is anointed with the power of the Lucii, his warp sparkles are a softer, more diffused looking blue. It looks very different. You might interpret that as another kind of warping because it originates directly from a purer more original form of Lucii magic.

It’s interesting to note that while Noctis’s warping in the FFXV game is the Lucii softer blue, in the above Omen it is clearly the original multi colored shards that Nyx had. Seeing as to how the passionate people who worked on Kingsglaive also made the trailer, surely it has to mean something?  I might be completely wrong but it sure is fun to speculate!

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Chatroom: So... Date?

Pairing: Peter Parker x f!Reader

Warnings: Deadpool’s here, so… LANGUAGE.

Prompt: Wade went through the reader’s phone and saw quite a few interesting stuff about a certain man who’s suspiciously related to spiders… and Clint goes nuts.

Loki has created a private chatroom.

Loki has invited Y/N, Peter and Wade.

Loki: Anyone up for a prank? I’m bored.

Peter: No, thank you.

Wade: Sweet! I finally got invited into one of these chats!

Y/N: Who’s the victim?

Peter: And to think that I thought you were innocent…

Wade: Trust me, Peetie. I went through Y/N’s phone… She’s far from innocent ;).


Loki: Tell me everything you saw in there this instant!


Peter: C'mon, Y/N. It can’t be that bad :).

Wade: Oh, it is. It is…

Peter: I have to admit, I’m a little curious now…

Loki: Spill the beans, what did you see??

Y/N have left the chatroom.

Wade has invited Y/N.

Y/N: If you’re gonna humiliate me, do it while I’m not here.

Wade: Now, where’s the fun in that?

Y/N has left the chatroom.

Wade has invited Y/N.

Y/N: …

Wade: So, back to the point. I saw quite a few interesting stuff about a man who’s suspiciously related to spiders in Y/N’s search history ;).

Peter: What?

Loki: Wait, are you serious? Y/N?!

Y/N: …

Wade: That’s not all. Most of the ‘stuff’ that I found was quite… exotic.


Peter: I don’t get it. What do you mean by ‘exotic’?

Wade: Hush, Pete. You’re too young and innocent.

Peter: I’m 16!

Wade: Still too young.

Clint has joined the chatroom.

Clint: I knew you four were plotting something against us!

Wade: How the fuck did you get in here? This is a private chat!

Clint: For your information, I’m a trained assassin mister.

Clint: Wait, wHAT IS THIS I SEE?!

Clint: MY SWEET Y/N?!?

Y/N: Ehehe…?

Clint has invited Thor, Tony.



Peter: Wait, what?

Y/N: That is not true!

Loki: Why am I being dragged into this?!


Loki: But I didn-

Loki has been disconnected.

Thor has left the chatroom.


Tony: …

Tony: …You have my blessings.

Tony has left the chatroom.

Clint: Wait, what?

Wade: Mine too! <3

Clint: NOO

Wade has left the chatroom.




Clint has left the chatroom.

Peter: …Wow.

Y/N: That was… something.

Peter: I know, right?

Y/N: Yeah…

Peter: So…

Y/N: So…?

Peter: So… Date?

Y/N: I’ll meet you in five :).

Peter: I’ll be waiting :).

Y/N has left the chatroom.

Peter has left the chatroom.

Wade has joined the chatroom.

Wade: Wait I forgot to ask you something, Y/N. Does your 'downstairs’ actually cry every time you see Peetie in his onesie?

Wade: Awe, shit. You all left :(.

Wade has left the chatroom.


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Here is a list of my favorite scenarios. It took me a while to find all of these but when I did, I re-read them and remembered why I came to love these scenarios. I know I have more and sadly, I couldn’t find them but this should do. I hope you find these scenarios enjoyable and give these writers much love!

p.s// please feel free to give me any recommendations of your favorite scenarios of any group. I would love to read them since I have a lot of free time on my hands.

p.p.s// some of the scenarios are long and have multiple parts to them so i will link the first part of the story to those kinds of scenarios.


♡ - all time favorite

title of scenario - the link to the scenario cannot be found

ephemeral- @donewithjeon ♡ (kim seokjin)

laws of motion and attraction- @exoticarmy127 ♡ (kim taehyung)

her secret- @kscenarios ♡ (im jaebum)

liar, liar- @jennisaloser (jeon jeongguk)

left behind- @dotbammie (kunpimook bhuwakul [bambam])

player- @rambles-of-a-bts-fangirl ♡ (kim namjoon)

a childhood friend- @kookiextae (jeon jeongguk)

waiting- @btsmutimagines ♡ (min yoongi)

lifetimes- @minsvga ♡ (jeon jeongguk)

every girl’s dream meeting- @thebiaslibrary (min yoongi)

red threads- @taeceratops ♡ (kim seokjin)

never meant to- @bangtanboysoneshot7 (kim namjoon)

wounded- @army-imagines ♡ (kim seokjin)

stolen love letters- @army-imagines (park jimin)

love notes- @army-imagines ♡ (kim taehyung)

the stars- @hyunseoul (kim namjoon)

six degrees of separation- @minthusiast (min yoongi)

breaking broken hearts- @bangtanboysoneshot7 (kim seokjin)

second ring- @btsugaplums ♡ (jeon jeongguk)

it’s a secret- @jiminsjelly (text scenario) ♡ (kim seokjin)

better- @moonnightyoongi (kim taehyung)

through every lifetime- @seokjinaf ♡ (park jimin)

metanoia- @infiressi (kim taehyung)

personal affairs- @bangtan-spells ♡ (kim seokjin)

secret love song- @minyoongittaemune ♡ (min yoongi)

secret love- @taeinmycup ♡ (park jimin)

slowly falling in love- @love4kpopstars (min yoongi)

unrequited- @ghostlyjungkook (jeon jeongguk)

i know you’re lying- @love4kpopstars (park jimin)

poisonous- @taechubs (min yoongi)

why can’t we be like that?- @whoistaehyung ♡ (kim taehyung)

in the same place- @twerking-oppa ♡ (jeon jeongguk)

eternal love- @sylph-wings (jung hoseok)

memory- @dreaming-as-we-run (park jimin)

a hundred lifetimes- @pjiminnie

differences- @eighthcakeimagines (yoon sanha)

ukiyo- @taesthetes (park jimin)

heartstrings- @jeonseok

believe in us- @bangtan-spells (jeon jeongguk)

what they don’t tell you- @exobento (zhang yixing)

cinderella- @queenjunghoseok (jung hoseok)

my kind of love- @trashytaetae (jeon jeongguk)

until we meet again- @alienpikachu (kim taehyung)

hot nerd- @imagines-bangtan ♡ (kim namjoon)

angles- @taebaekery (park jimin)

a future - @army-imagines (jeon jeongguk)

colors- @queenjunghoseok ♡ (jeon jeongguk)

something a little extra


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to my favorite authors and the many authors of kpop scenarios, thank you so much for sharing your talents in writing, editing, and many other different ways you show your love for kpop. it is truly appreciated by the kpop community on tumblr :)

please keep writing and loving and supporting kpop!

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What Each MBTI Type is Doing Before Start of School

ENTJ: Crying and excited to slay. Also to keep slaying in the future

INTJ: Crying and excited for school in general, prob planning future out as I write this. Bought more than half supplies in July (assuming they start in September)

ENFJ: Crying and cannot wait for all the school events, also crazy memories to make

INFJ: Crying and hoping not to do stuff that make them hate everyone including themselves

ENTP: Crying and running around with back to school DIY ideas in both hands while screaming like a banshee

INTP: Crying and looking up scholarships, plus figuring out why they are slowly dying whilst practically living in their rooms in the past few months

ENFP: Crying and excited to meet their squad, after a lonely summer so they can do epic stuff

INFP: Crying and still crying on the inside while sitting with sunglasses on their porch with cold food/drink at their side

ESTJ: Crying and preparing themselves for school also they have their life together

ISTJ: Crying and so ready to have to school load thrown at them

ESTP: Crying and getting their bod and or mind ready for school…or at least their room…ORGANIZATION

ISTP: Crying and still sitting in their room not doing much anything different than what they did during last school year

ESFJ: Crying and wanting to join tons of clubs or volunteer…you know to socialize but to also get the POST SECONDARY RESUME ON POINT

ISFJ: Crying and stressing about something…ALWAYS

ESFP: Crying and finally get to roam free in the social life, tons of awesome back to school stuff making them appear like gods and goddesses

ISFP: Crying and not ready, wants to become one with their bed, or runaway

*this is just a joke post, hope your summers are going good…or good luck if school is already in your life*


hi 28+ phandom members, my name is akeyla! i’m 29 years old (30 in august) and i’ve only been on dan and phil’s wild ride since 10 january 2016, but i cannot emphasize enough how much they’ve changed my life.

boy what an intense first few weeks of the phandom i had! i found them through dan’s collabs with tyler of all things and moved on from 1) wait this boy does gaming videos? to 2) wait he and his bestie have individual channels?? to 3) I SHIP IT SO HARD!!! in one really intense week. then i discovered the book and the tour and by phil’s 29th bday i was long hooked.

i don’t know if it’s like this for all new phandom members but my first few months were a wild swing of emotion. i was caught up on how cute they were in 2009/2010 and went on a roller coaster over 2012/2013 and was so proud of them through 2014/2015. it was strange to me as a grown up human with a grown up job to so INTENSELY and so quickly love dan and phil.

tatinof was an amazing experience for me. i exercised my adult privilege and spent all my money on both los angeles shows (one was free), a meet & greet ticket in seattle, and a triangle of flights from maui to seattle to la to maui and back to seattle (i was moving from maui to seattle at the same time).

gods i got to meet them! i snagged the m&g ticket four days before seattle tatinof so i had two days to paint two giant paintings: one of dan and another of phil with an ampersand in the middle. and they signed them! and i hugged them! and dan was so tall and phil smelled really good and i stood off in a corner and cried for a good while after.

and i got to thank them. dan and phil have changed my life in ways i can’t even explain. i’m now a part of an intensely passionate community of artists and writers and filmmakers and vloggers and GAYS and my life, which had a bunch of holes in it, is now covered in colorful patchwork.

i’m worried even now that i’m coming across too strongly, particularly in a phandom comprised largely of people half my age. but whatever. thank you for hosting this 28+ meet up; it’s incredible to know i’m not alone here! ;)

and thank you, dan and phil.

A Dot Ham - Avengers x Reader

Originally posted by love-loki-laufeyson

Words: 2313
Pairing: Avengers x Reader
Featuring: Hamilcast
Warnings: There may have been swearing
Requested: lol nope
Authors Note: THIS WAS SO MUCH FUN TO WRITE. I also included some hamilcast dialouge but i dont know if its completly spot on so hey, just deal with it LOL. I wanna see Hamilton. There are many many ham refrences, so beware! Idea for imagine came from @flynn-science

Masterlist. Request List.

“Hey, Tony, can I borrow an A-dot-Ham?” You walked into Tony’s office with a big smile.

“What did you just-”

“It’s from Hamilton,” You cut him off to spare from the weird looks, “Just give me ten dollars.”

“Oh,” Tony nodded, “The musical you like so much. Why haven’t you gone to see it yet?” Tony cocked an eyebrow.

You sighed with a roll of the eyes. “Have you seen how expensive those tickets are? I also cannot win the Hamilton lottery for the life of me! Now, can you please just give me the damn money?” You laughed at the end.

Tony pulled out the ten dollar bill and handed t to you. “Thank you!!” You squealed.

“Why did you need it exactly?”

You turned around quickly. “Uh, it’s Wednesday. There’s a Ham4Ham show today. Wanda and I were going to go, and we need a ten so we could get it signed-”

“On second thought, I don’t really care.” Tony cut you off with a small smile. You nodded and walked out, and as soon as you were gone, he pulled up the beloved album on his phone.

“Might as well give it a listen.”

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