i cannot handle this shit no

Pentagon To You Being Short And Trying To Kiss Them

Jinho: Honestly you are the same height as Jinho and you two kiss without struggle. And small kisses will take place anywhere and everywhere where he will hold your waist every single time he kisses you- and it looks so precious and cute to everybody because u both look like puppies. 

  Hui: Will grin and sort of fanboy alittle because you are precious to him as edawn. Doesnt hesitate to lean down to kiss you but sometimes will playfully pull back before you do plant one on him which you will of course end up either smacking him or not giving him one. “I was jokinggg give me a kiss.“ 

Hongseok: Cannot handle the precious and adorable thing in this world which is you and cannot believe you are his. Will most likely pull you in for a bear hug out of excitement and lean in to kiss your lips- then your nose and forehead and cheek(back and forth several times)basically love the shit out of u

 Edawn: You’d only a be a slight bit shorter than him since he himself isn’t tall so he’d make u try your best to kiss him as he looks down at you with a playful smile. ”You’re so close, these lips are waiting for you.“ You end up charging into the kiss and pressing your lips on his too hard. he will pull back all stunned and laughing like. ”Did you do that on purpose??“

 Yeo-one: ”You’re so cute.“ He will say as he grins, then holding you firmly by the waist and bending down to kiss you slowly but softly, pulling his face back afterwards only a slight bit so he can stare at you lovingly. 

 Shinwon: This boy is so rude, he will wiggle his eyebrows teasingly as he freaking tiptoes himself to get even taller. ”Catch these lips.“ ”Forreal you are an idiot shinwon.“ Afterwards will attack you in a hug as he kisses you right away, his arms all the way around your body, pulling you in as close as possible. 

 Kino: OKAY i wouldnt say hed do the most and kneel for you to just kiss him but Im saying he might kneel for you to just to kiss him. If you were sitting on a bench at an amusement park he will get down on one knee to fix your shoelaces and then look up and make eye contact along with a sweet ass smile of his, sending you signals that he wants you to lean in and kiss him (which you do).

 Yanan: Makes his signature baby shy smile as he has his hand in his coat pocket (with your hand in there as well for warmth) and lean down to let you kiss him (cuz there aint no way he brave enough to initiate it). Eyes closed but smiling into the kiss. 

 Yuto: Damn boy is really soft but when in public with you he gets these surge of manliness, wanting to impress you and people around him so he kind of has his arm around your neck almost into a headlock to initiate the quick kiss. You pull back all stunned like what just happened, with Yuto standing there like ‘I did that' 

Wooseok: Type to pick you up and have you wrap your legs around his waist and arms around his neck as he gives you small kisses 5 thousands times. Ends up giggling and spinning until you forcefully get down off of him yourself.

“Laura saw you two making-out...” - Old Man Logan x Reader

#6. Getting caught making out with Logan for @jobean12-blog.

At first I started to write a story with “normal” Logan, but then…Well I got inspired by (film) Old Man Logan and Laura, so…yeah. Though it didn’t turn out how I initially thought it would, it turned out more…serious than funny, but like, with a movie like Logan as an original material…you know ^^’. . Hope you’ll still like it and will be ok with the Old Man Logan blahblahblah :

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You couldn’t even recall the last time you had a moment like this…Was it over a year ago ? Before Charles lost control of his power and destroyed everything he ever build ? Before all your friends died ? Before you, Logan and the professor had to run away from the X-Mansion and hide because of what happened ? Right before you called Caliban for help maybe ?

You couldn’t remember. But it was hell of a long time ago.

Yes, Logan and you hadn’t had a moment of intimacy like that in ages…

Ever since the Xavier’s school incident.

This was so refreshing. So nice.

Feeling his tongue in your mouth, his body flushed against yours, his hands roaming your body, his smile in the kiss as your grip tightened around him.

It almost felt like old times. When things were easier. When things weren’t so complicated. When it was just you and your loved ones, living an almost normal life in the mansion, saving the World on a regular basis…

But this time was long gone, and you definitely cherished that fleeting moment you had right now with your Wolverine.

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It wasn’t really meant to happen. It kinda just did. Which made it even greater than  it would be if it was planned.

Since you had to run away from the X-Mansion over a year ago, you and Logan rarely had time for yourselves.

He was working really late everyday, and when he came home, was too tired to do anything else but sleep. And you had quite busy days too, working your ass off as well to be able to buy the sun seeker one day, and leave this godforsaken place.

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CAN WE TAKE A MOMENT TO LOOK AT

AKAASHI FUCKING KEIJI LOOKING FLAWLESS AND JUST CASUALLY BEING A MODEL DAMN U KOUSEI MY HEART HURTS

LEV FUCKING HAIBA, THE CUTEST AND LANKIEST RUSSIAN, HE EVEN HAS THE TYPICAL EXCITED LEV EXPRESSION, NOAH UR GORGEOUS

OUR GIRLS LOOKING BEAUTIFUL, SAEKO LOOKING LIKE THE FACE OF VOGUE, YACHI LOOKING LIKE THE CUTEST BEAN TO EXIST, KIYOKO FUCKING SHIMIZU LOOKING LIKE THE MODEL SHE IS

KUROO TETSUROU CAN FUCKING CHOKE ME WITH HIS THIGHS, NOTHING NEW HERE, HES JUST AS GORGEOUS

IM ALREADY WARMING UP TO THE NEW KAGS AND NOYA, THEY LOOK SPOT ON. YUUTO LOOKS SO ADORABLE AND NOYA LIKE, KAGS LOOKS GORGEOUS AS FUCK LOOK AT EM CALVES YES BOY WORK IT

THE NEW FUKURODANI ADDITIONS, THEY ALL LOOK SO FITTING. A FUCKING MILLION KUDOS TO THE COSTUME AND MAKEUP DESIGNER

HOLY FUCKING SHIT AKITERU MY BOY UR HOT AS SIN HMU

THE REST OF NEKOMA AND KARASUNO LOOKING AMAZING AS ALWAYS??? KENMA OH MY GOD MY HEART CANNOT HANDLE, TSUKKI CHILL,, ENNO SMILE A BIT WONT YA

FUCKINF BOKUTO KOUTAROU WITH THE MOTHERFUCKIFN KNEEPADS AND THE EXCITED BOKUTO EXPRESSION IM DEAD, I HAVE ASCENDED TO HEAVEN, KOUKI IS SO FUCKING PRETTY HONESTLY, IM SO FUCKINF HYPED FOR THIS STAGE PLAY YALL DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND

Kat Edison and Her Feelings

Y’all I am having a lot of feelings about how Kat Edison handles her feelings about Adena. Especially after the sneak peeks we’ve gotten. There’s not enough meta in this fandom for me to consume so you just have to deal with my ramblings.

I just cannot praise The Bold Type enough. The way this show handles Kat is the shit we usually have to make up in fandom because television shows refuse to give screen time and dialogue to LGBT couples. But ohhhh no, not The Bold Type.

Things we know: Kat does not like to be emotionally vulnerable. Even in episode 3 when she was being doxxed, she put up a front and refused to even let her friends know how much it affected her. In episode 5, Sutton and Jane were completely thrown off by how much Adena was affecting Kat–they had never seen her that much in her feelings before. We as an audience have seen Kat cry this season, but I don’t think we have seen Jane and Sutton see Kat cry yet?

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people on this trash website: Representation Matters!

people on this trash website: *actively ignore shows that have various characters that are rarely seen in media*

people on this trash website: *claim a show has gay representation because of the popular fanon ship with two white characters*

people on this trash website: *unjustly tear apart any piece of media that even TRIES to show a wide variety of people for not having one very specific type of character*

people on this trash website: God, why are all shows and movies about white straight people???

6

yes hello my name is Nick and i rewatched this scene 176 times and i cannot HANDLE how their relationship progressed in this show i am such a wreck im going to write an essay on this scene so hold on folks

ok so first of all Yumi has always admired Sachiko. From day 1 she was in love with this woman because of what she saw on the outside; a beautiful, gracious perfect woman, daughter of a rich family who everyone knows. Rosa Chinesis, the perfect student. Then they become Sisters and Yumi gets to know the real Sachiko

and the real Sachiko Ogasawara is a fucking pain in the ass

i mean holy fucking shit this girl made me so mad so many times, her mood swings are the worst, she scolds Yumi for stupid things, she gets frustrated over small details and lashes out unecessarily, and when Yumi wants a bit of attention she just brushes her off for something else. GOD SACHIKO MADE ME SO FRUSTRATED

but… Yumi never gave up. She never once held a grudge against Sachiko. Sure, she had that breakdown when she thought Touko was stealing Sachiko from her, but that was because Sachiko was acting weird. She was colder than usual, more distant, and Yumi noticed the small details because she came to know Sachiko.

but after they made up, their relationship changed. and this show made such a good job of changing it slowly and almost imperceptibly, that I didn’t even notice until SEASON 3. IT TOOK ME THIS SCENE TO REALIZE THAT YUMI GOT SO USED TO SACHIKO ,THAT SHE LEARNED HOW TO HANDLE HER. AND SACHIKO WAS THE ONE WHO PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE WITH THIS INFORMATION, WHEN SHE SAYS THE WORDS “How did you become so good at handling me?”

AND YUMI DIDN’T EVEN REALIZE THAT. I DIDN’T EVEN REALIZE THAT. BUT SACHIKO DID, BECAUSE SHE KNOWS HOW FRUSTRATING SHE CAN BE. SHE RECOGNIZED HER OWN FLAWS AND THANKED YUMI FOR NOT GIVING UP ON HER, AND YUMI WAS SO CONFUSED BECAUSE THE THOUGHT OF GIVING UP ON SACHIKO? NEVER ONCE CROSSED HER MIND. EVER. 

anyway what i’m saying is, the fact that Yumi loves Sachiko so much and learned how to handle made the viewers learn how to love Sachiko and handle her.

This is one of the most well-written relationships i’ve ever seen im so weak for them goodbye

Why am I working with these morons? (Part 2)

After the son of Ares managed to thoroughly piss off our handler, she ordered us to give a report of what happened. The son of Aphrodite, who has ridiculous charisma and a power that gives him a bonus when trying to charm people, opens his mouth.

NPC: Ah ah ah, you be quiet. *pointing at son of Aphrodite*

Our son of Apollo opens his mouth only to get the same response.

NPC: *pointing at the other members of the party* All of you be silent. *turns to my character* Now, Arachne dear. What happened.

As I’m attempting to start to give a report, the son of Apollo, who is an alcoholic takes a very large pull from his flask and opens his mouth.

Son of Apollo: *in a tipsy voice* She had a shotgun! (about one of the enemies)

Our handler, who happens to be a daughter of Athena, summons a glowing spear after our GM rolled for her intimidation. Even the son of Ares, who can summon a fire ax, leans away.

NPC: If you cannot handle your liquor, I will make you handle it.

Son of Apollo: *in a small voice* Yes, ma'am.

After glaring for a moment, she allows my character to continue.

THEO CANNOT DIE

Everyone’s saying that Theo dies in the finale and I can’t handle it. Someone please help convince me that there are possibilities of Theo running away or some shit. I just can’t deal with it if he dies. If that happens no one expect to hear from me for a week to a year to the rest of my life

A post about the show 13 reasons why and why I don’t like Hannah Baker.

By the end of the first episode I really didn’t like Hannah. This didn’t change, not even when I felt emphaty. I’m really sorry if I’m one of the bad guys, I’m really sorry if I end up offending someone. But, remember, I’m a flawed person too. A person who needs to write her thoughts now.

The tapes: for me, revenge. As I see it, the tapes were Hannah’s way to get revenge on everyone who hurt her. They were not about explaining, making people understand, showing how people change. No, they were about payback and haunting. And if you want to tell me otherwise, I’m all ears. People told me she wanted to leave an explanation. She didn’t. Because the ones who deserved the explanation more than anyone were her parents, yes, the ones who were broken in a million pieces after her death. In fact, I cannot forgive Hannah Baker for killing part of her parents when she died in that bathtub.

Justin: we learn how Justin started everything, everything that lead her to her death. Yeah. But we also see how messed up his life was. The reason for him to act like an idiot. I grew fond of Justin. I understood him in some ways. I cannot defend him, I cannot say it was OK, none of it was. He did terrible things but in the end… He was so troubled I don’t think he could distinguish between right and wrong at any point. I feel weird cause, after all he did to Hannah and Jess, I have the strange emphaty towards him. Maybe I’m like him in some way, maybe I’m the kind who allows things to happen.

Jess: Jess was wrecked by the tapes. She went through hell. And maybe she wasn’t a good friend. But neither was Hannah. Telling everyone how Jess got raped and couldn’t even remember it was not fair at all. Saying Jess destroyed the friendship by herself was low. And I’ll defend Jess, yeah, cause no one did, cause Hannah pointed her finger but, apparently, she didn’t fight too hard to keep the friendship. Also, friends come and go, I’m sorry to say. And you cannot, ever, blame someone for your suicide because this person grew apart and couldn’t be a real friend to you for too long.

Zach: shit with Zach was weird, I’m gonna defend him too. He had things of his own, and he really liked her, apparently, she didn’t give him a chance. And he wasn’t mean to her cause he “didn’t get what he wanted”, he was mean in response to her being an asshole, too. So, Hannah can be hurt and be an idiot, but if the others do the same, they are monsters?

Marcus: total asshole. Tipical teenager. He didn’t care much. But he didn’t deserve to be tormented either.

Sheri: wtf? She did one thing wrong and this is proof the world is fucked up and a reason to kill yourself? The girl was nothing but kind and was ate by guilt before and after the tapes, did she deserve to be haunted like this? I don’t think so.

Courtney: one more that was judged because she wasn’t a real friend and didn’t want to be so, either. Can you blame her? No. She wasn’t true to herself? Maybe. Who am I to judge? Who was Hannah? Courtney was an idiot but she didn’t deserve to be exposed.

Ryan: another idiot, yes. Bad behaviour, selfish and all. Does he deserve to live his life thinking he was a reason for someone to commit suicide? I don’t think so. He deserved to pay for his actions, he deserved to know he acted wrong. But in the end he was just an idiot who didn’t try to destroy her in any way.

Tyler: the one who really needed some therapy. He was always bullyed and laughed at, even by Hannah. He had some real problems and carrying responsibility for her suicide would lead to some things that are much bigger than what was already shown. So, this is just an example of the consequences of the tapes.

Bryce: didn’t get to listen to the tapes. We never learn why Bryce was like he was. We never see him being punished and Hannah punishes everyone but him. So Clay has to do it for her. She wanted someone to fight for her and that I understand, mainly because I cannot imagine how she felt. Do I blame Bryce? For many things, yes. For her suicide? No. Because she doesn’t put all the blame in him. He’s not the last drop so at some point she thought she could handle things in a different way, she didn’t.

Mr Porter: he was not more than a counselor, and he cannot carry responsibility for her suicide. Was he good as a counselor? Probably not. Was he useful? Not at all. Everyone is fighting their own battles day after day, he was too, and that’s why he wasn’t there for her. How could he know? Can he be guilty because he gave a crappy advice and didn’t go after her like she wanted? I don’t think so. She left. That’s on her.


Clay: she put Clay through hell, for what? FOR WHAT? he felt like crap, he felt guilty, he faced some shit he clearly didn’t deserve to. So, why? Listening to the tapes was pure torture to Clay. She affected him for good and that doesn’t seem fair at all. She put him in danger, a danger he didn’t deserve. Torturing Clay was low, and I cannot accept it, I cannot like Hannah Baker when I know she was totally aware of how bad the tapes would hit Clay.

Alex: the ultimate consequence… The list was a childish stupid shit to do, yes. Going to the boy’s locker room was too. Why did she do that? She wasn’t allowed there and it was obvious they would talk even more after that. Blaming him for destroying Hannah and Jesse’s friendship? Unfair and stupid. Alex was a thunderstorm, he had so much going on inside his head, he couldn’t even handle Hannah’s thunder, or anything else, to be honest. I would have liked to learn more about him… After all, Hannah’s suicide lead to his. So, are we to blame Hannah the way she blamed him? Alex couldn’t handle the pressure, the guilt and he gives all the signs, he silently walks to his death and noone sees it, no one cares. So what good did the tapes do? They didn’t prevent anything, on the contrary, they lead to destruction and more and more pain. Hannah wanted to be a ghost seeking revenge and she got it.

The parents: the ones who are fucked up without doing anything, without stupid tapes to explain shit. The main reason why I can’t stand Hannah is the fact that, when she killed herself, she was gone, the pain was gone, and exactly at this moment her parent’s worst nightmare began. She didn’t think of them. She didn’t leave a note for them. She dedicated her last week to torment all the kids at school but not a word for her parents. Her mother’s desperation crushed me. She killed herself but she broke them, in a million pieces, never to be put together again. Can you tell me that’s not selfish? Not even a little? I just cannot forgive something like that, because finding your kid dead in the tub is pretty much the worst thing a parent can face.

Edit: if you don’t agree and GET MAD at me, please don’t reply. If you agree or don’t and want to reply with your own non-aggressive opinion, please reply. Edit 2: in case you didn’t understand, I don’t judge the reasons for which she killed herself, I don’t dislike her because of that. I just don’t like the tapes themselves and the apparent reasons for which she left them.

jikook @ isac last year: hey everyone *blushes* we’re gay

vmin @ isac 2017: bITCHES WE GAY AS FUCK I WILL SPANK JIMIN RIGHT HERE 

Mafia!Au where older brother and gangleader!Namjoon is worried for your safety, so he buys you leading champion Hybrid!Jimin from an underground hybrid fighting ring to be your guard dog:

- Being the younger sister of the leader of the largest gang in South Korea can be dangerous.

- Both you and Namjoon live in a large house inside of a larger gang compound - but he tries to keep his life with you and his life with Bangtan separate.

- There have been a few attempts on your life- and unfortunately after one gets too close for comfort- Namjoon decides that he isn’t enough to keep you safe anymore. 

- He purchases Jimin for an absurd amount of money.

- German shepherd hybrid Jimin thou…

 - He had just beat the reigning champion hybrid in a fight, but he didn’t feel good about it- Jimin had always done just what his masters said- because if he was going to survive and not get punished he needed too- and now here is his new master telling him that his new job isn’t to fight but to protect???

- Doesn’t understand getting pets yet, and almost growls at you the first time you try to do it- then he remembers he’s a guard dog now. 

- Lowkey glad that Namjoon bought him b/c he hated fighting. 

- Slowly starts to warm up to you until one day he realizes that you are “his” human.

- so loyal

- After that god help anyone that comes near you without your say so.

- Growls at anyone who comes near you (besides Namjoon- who he refuses to call anything other than master).

- Calls you “miss y/n” or “miss Kim” no matter how many times you tell him to call you y/n.

- Follows you around everywhere- even tries to go to the bathroom with you in a public place once.

- Doesn’t understand why you want him to sleep in/on your bed and not watch the door from the floor like a hawk while you sleep.

- Actually the first few nights he totally does this.

- Only to be exhausted after a few days of not sleeping.

- He tells you why he’s so tired- ears pinned to his head worried that you’ll be mad at him- you certainly look mad at him. 

- He’s been worried that someone would try and attack you while he sleeps. 

- You make him sleep after that (thought some nights he still stays awake because he likes to listen to your heartbeat- it’s so steady and quiet compared to the kennels where he grew up).

- Falls asleep at the foot of your bed but ends up cuddled next to you above the covers usually. 

- And if you wake up from a nightmare or start to have a panic attack- you can best believe that boy isn’t letting you out of his arms.

- The first time it happens he isn’t sure why you’re panicking. 

- “Did the toast scare her? Did I do something wrong?” is all he thinks.

- But no its just your shitty ex texting you or some shit.

- After that, he understands that when you start panicking you just need to get to a quiet place where Jimin can hold you. 

- Literally, cannot handle it when you call him “good boy” his tail beats back and forth a mile a minute and he just sort of pushes his head against any part of your body.

- You use walking Jimin as an excuse to go on lots of long walks and get out of the compound.

- Namjoon has a tendency to be overprotective and tries to keep you from leaving as much as possible. 

- You and Namjoon are at a gala together (with Jimin in a suit next to you) when a bomb goes off a few feet away that was meant to take one of you out. 

- Uses your first name for the first time “y/n!”

- Jimin covers your body with his and gets shrapnel in his back. 

- You cry when he smiles at you from the vet table- because “I’m alright Y/n really, as long as you’re alright- it doesn’t hurt that bad…*wince*”

- You don’t let go of his hand the entire time the vet is sowing him back up because you can tell the vet didn’t give him enough painkillers but he’s too stubborn to take more. 

- You both spend the next few weeks watching re-runs of tv shows on your couch, him lying on his stomach with his head in your lap because he can’t lie on his back- you give him so many pets. 

-He falls asleep on you almost every time.

-After he heals you still do this- because now it’s more of a habit. And as much as Jimin hates to admit it he has become addicted to skinship with you. 

- Literally is the neediest puppy every time you’re alone- but is the most stone-faced guard dog if anyone else is there. 

- After the whole gala incident, Namjoon is a bit more affectionate to Jimin, giving him a pet every now and then and saying “good boy” sometimes. 

- He doesn’t realize that his feelings for you have grown into something beyond love for his master until you accidentally run into your ex while out one afternoon. 

- And you know that bastard left you heartbroken (which is one of the other reasons why Namjoon decided to get you a hybrid- because he knew he wasn’t home a lot and that you needed someone to keep you grounded- not that Namjoon would ever admit it) 

- Jimin hears your breathing change and your heartbeat speed up and senses your distress- and Jimin has every intention of getting you the heck out of there as fast as he can- he knows a panic attack when he sees one- heck he’s woken up to you haveing them enough times to know when you’re seconds from falling apart.

- But then that bastard tries to grab you

- And Jimin practically rips his arm off- and nearly beats him too a pulp for laying his hands on you. 

- “If you ever touch her again I swear there won’t be enough left of you for your family to bury” 

- Gets you home safe - and Namjoon practically hugs him when he tells Namjoon what happens- because that is exactly why Namjoon got Jimin for you. 

- You help Jimin clean his split knuckles afterward in your bathroom next to your shared bedroom. And he’s mostly silent until you thank him for getting you away- and you confess that you’ve been a lot happier since he came to stay with you.

- But he doesn’t say anything for a moment- not thank you, or its no problem like he normally would. And you look up to find him staring at you intensely and without breaking eye contact he says;

“If I where a human man could you love me?”

- “I already love you silly” he shivers as you scratch behind one of his ears

- “No, I mean not like that.” which causes you to kiss him- and hes so shocked that he dosent kiss back he just sits there wide-eyed- his heart practically beating out of his chest. A shocked smile tugging at his chapped lips. 

- “Like that?” you ask cocily. 

- Namjoon walks in on you two naked in the morning a few weeks afterward

- And let me tell you he’s not exactly ok with it but I mean- if it had to be anyone- he’s glad it someone who he knows would never think of hurting you. 

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Originally posted by mewchim

anonymous asked:

Um uh, hi. I know you guys are a busy, but uh. I'm not good with horror stuff, and I read this post that started out cute but then turned scary somehow? And now I can't sleep. I was just wondering if I could get a little thing about how Noctis or Gladiolus (or all the chocobros but if you don't wanna/don't have time don't worry about it) would calm down/help their s/o get to sleep when scared?

Okay this is way more important than the cute thing! I need to help you sleep!

-Alyssa


‘The Calming Touch’

Noctis:

  • Noctis understands nightmares, and the horror stuff
  • He’s actually a baby when it comes to horror, 100% cannot handle scary shit. Especially jump scares.
  • He will lay down with his s/o, and play with their hair.
  • Not only that. He will kiss their face, everywhere.
  • Get ready for a smooch because he’s coming in
  • Cuddles, or he’ll hold his s/o against his chest
  • Will 100& be the pillow or big spoon, he will do whatever his s/o needs
  • He will assure his s/o they’re safe bc there’s no way in hell he’ll let anyone hurt them. Ever.

Gladio:

  • Gladio will read to his s/o
  • Nothing scary, maybe a action or an adventure story
  • If it’s not working he’ll take them beside the fire and star gaze with them
  • “See that star there? It’s the brightest one in the sky, but it’s definitely not as bright as your smile.”
  • Cue 10000+ pickup lines and a list of reasons he loves his s/o
  • He will stay up all night with them if he must, anything for his s/o

Ignis:

  • Iggy is going to get his s/o a glass of warm milk first and foremost.
  • Then he will sit them down for a bit outside the tent and smooth out their hair
  • He may even brush it for them if they find the gesture calming.
  • After seeing their fear he will be holding them all night
  • Every time they wimper or freeze up he’d squeeze them as a reminder that he’s there, and he’s not going anywhere
  • Because he isn’t going anywhere
  • If they wake up at 1am he’ll wake up at 1am too, they’re not about to be alone.

Prompto:

  • Prompto totally gets the fear thing
  • Seriously, you’re in the middle of the wilderness while demons RUN AROUND BELOW WHERE YOU’RE SLEEPING
  • He would not only stay up to play dumb apps with his s/o, he’d probably suggest it
  • He’s just as scared but he’s pretty good at hiding it
  • Clings to his s/o, while lightly singing a song in hopes of calming them both down as he gestures for them to lean their head against his chest and just listen to his heartbeat 
I FUCKING DRAW OTAYUURI (IT'S CRACK BTW) AND SOME "HARDCORE" OTAYURI SHIPPER ARE LOSING THEIR SHIT OUT?!!

For fuck sake, it’s not even the real deal, it’s only inside Yurio’s mind
AND YOU ALREADY LOSING UP UR SHIT? KEEP IT TOGETHER GUYS, YOU SAID YOU SHIP OTABEK AND YURIO HARD BUT CAN’T EVEN HANDLE THIS KIND OF CRACK STUFF?

AND I CAN DRAW WHAT I WANNA DRAW YOU DON’T HAVE ANY RIGHTS TO TELL ME WHAT I CAN OR CANNOT DRAW

And for the love of god, I AM OTAYURI SHIPPER GUYS, THAT’S WHY I DRAW A FUCKING JEALOUS YURIO. HE LOVES HIS OTABEK SO MUCH AND HE SCARED THAT YUURI MIGHT STOLE ((WILL NEVER HAPPEN CAUSE YUURU WILL NEVER CHEAT ON VIKTOR)) HIS MAN

THE SEX SCENE WAS NEVER HAPPEN, IT’S NOT EVEN REAL

ok I’m out

Texts From Last Night Sentence Starters

“Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen?”
“That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we’re drinking tonight in celebration!”
“Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate.”
“Okay I’m officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots.”
“I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I’m very well-rounded.”
“Did you happen to find my bra? I’m pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar…”
“We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she’s the one.”
“So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.”
“I cannot handle Xanax… I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube.”
“I don’t need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios.”
“It was great.  Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!”
“Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.”
“He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can’t hold that against me.”
“Should I get the rainbow boxer briefs?”
“As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can’t handle.”
“Yeah, I mean I’ll probably fuck him regardless but I’m trying to be a lady about it.”
“I swear to god, if you have sex in my bed one more time you’re gonna start paying rent!”
“Reminder- he’s a douche bag. A big one.”
“He took shrooms and didn’t want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn’t want to break.”
“We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.”
“I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar…”
“I feel like you’re the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society.”
“No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.”
“When I’m drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.”
“We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk two blocks and get into our backyard?”
“He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that?”