i cannot handle this couple

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I am bisexual! I’m going for drinks with this gay man, whom I have a crush on! 

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thepineapplephone  asked:

Do you have any immortal Danny fic recs? I just read a dp/gf crossover called Specs and Swindlers where he was sent back in time and lived through WWII and everything that follows, and a dp/bnha one called Half of Me Half of You where he basically chilled in the GZ for a thousand years and came back to find Earth completely different. Angsty stuff is okay, but I'm looking more for like, old guy in an immortal body, shaking his head like "you guys have no idea" Danny. Got anything like that?

Hmm I don’t know anything with that exact vibe, but I do know a couple fics where Danny is immortal or lots of time has passed, so you may want to try these:

now I have become a ghost  by BiblioMatsuri 

One Thousand Years  by Nylah 

I’m Still Here  by Cordria

A Snapping Sound  by Represent

I’m sure there are others out there, so hopefully other people (@dannyphantomrenaissance?) can add onto the list for you! :D

anonymous asked:

In Jimin's latest tweet, at first I thought he was referring to "dugeun dugeun (heart thumping)" due to the award win. Seeing translation of the video made me realized he was talking about Jungkook's appearance. WHY SO GROSS KOOKMIN!??? I CANNOT HANDLE THIS MUCH COUPLE-Y SHIT! (Whatever happened in Vegas...)

Was he talking about jungkook in that suit or was he talking about their wedding in vegas or their wedding in vegas while jungkook was wearing this suit or..

It is okay if you think that Olicity is dead.

It is okay to still believe in Olicity as endgame.

It is okay to not like the fact that Felicity and Ray slept together.

It is okay to think that Felicity deserved that moment of happiness.

It is NOT okay to slut-shame Felicity for hooking up with Ray, especially after watching Oliver sleep with every unrelated female for the previous 2 seasons…

Yesterday went pretty well. Drank beer outside in nice as fuck weather. Got to try taking cialis. Had my wrists cuffed to a basement ceiling for awhile. Then got on my knees. Stroked a cute boy’s dick while he was on the phone with his father. Gave him head. Drank even more. Hung out with his girlfriend. Left early because of how sick I was feeling from all the drinking. Passed out the second I got home. Good times.

anonymous asked:

girl who girlfriend is friends with chyler here: apparently public perception of the maggie/alex storyline is way more important than fandom realises because the cw are on the fence about the show rn

DFGKJDFGJKDDKFGJH Y’ALL SUPPORT SUPERGIRL FUCK I CANNOT HANDLE THE CW RIPPING ANOTHER COUPLE AWAY FROM ME EVEN IF IT’S IN A DIFFERENT WAY.

WATCH SUPERGIRL LIVE. IF YOU CAN’T, WATCH ON CW.COM. WATCH ON HULU. WATCH WHERE IT WILL GET THE RATINGS.

we need all of the positive representation we can get. don’t let them take this away.

anonymous asked:

I physically can not handle how pretty Louis is and how pretty Harry is and how pretty they're together I sometimes worry that the universe will implode because it cannot handle so much pretty in one couple

I know, right? if only they could reproduce….