i cannot get him out of my head

Meanwhile, as Yuuri angsts over fans hating him for “stealing Viktor,” there is a not insignificant portion of his fanbase that are pissed at Viktor

“Just rip my heart out and stomp on it on live television why don’t you @ v-nikiforov ?!?!?!” #viktuurikiss

“*Grins* I’m so *squeezes viktor plushy till head pops off* HAPPY for them *eye-twitch*” #viktuurikiss

@ yuuri-katsudon “If you ever get sick of that floppy haired drama-queen, I will happily become your next trophy husband”

“Guys, chill, they’re good together, they’re happy, Yuuri deserves to be happy”

“Sure, but why can’t he be happy with ME. I’ve already stalked him for years ಥ_ಥ” #creepynotcreepy

@ v-nikiforov “YE ARE NOT WORTHY!!!” #protectawkwardskatingson

v-nikiforov - “I know but [selfie of Viktor sipping from a mug labeled ‘Hater’s Tears’]”

yuuri-katsudon - “Did you have that specially made just to antagonize my fans???”

Part 1

Can you believe This Town came out last september and it’s still rising in the charts on iTunes. I’m so incredibly proud of him. He’s doing so good as a solo artist and its literally just the beginning of his solo career. I cannot imagine what it’ll be like in a few years. More and more people fall in love with his music everyday. The lyric “if the whole world was watching i’d still dance with you” gets stuck in people’s head as soon as they listen to it. He makes simple tunes but his music is so catchy and just so beautiful that you can’t get enough of it. Proof is, people still enjoy This Town as much as they did after it came out. And hes such a genuine artist. So thankful for everything. He’s just here to make good music and to share his passion with the rest of the world. A legend is rising!

Imagine : Being Hope Mikaelson’s Twin and Kol blames the Family for constantly ignoring you (part 3)


Part 2 :  http://nightgirl250.tumblr.com/post/154484517050/imagine-being-hope-mikaelsons-twin-and-kol

Part 1 : http://nightgirl250.tumblr.com/post/153920428680/imagine-being-hope-mikaelsons-twin-and-kol?is_related_post=1

tagged queens: 

@thejulietfarciertlove @meggleangelo (tell me if you want to become one)


Young!Reader x Uncle!Kol, Young!Reader x Father!Klaus, Young!Reader x Uncle!Elijah

I took a deep breath as the cold air pricked my skin. * why is it so fucking cold *. I pull my jacket closer to my body as the wind blows down the school hallway. “Hurry up Y/n,” my friends Jason and Kara say waiting for me at the gym door. We were heading to the gym since we have to go talk to our gym coach about the pacer test along with meet Hope. ^ Whoopee!^

“Slow down guys remember crouches,” I say tilting my head to the crutches in my hands. “Sorry Black Canary,” says Jason using my nicknames while scratching the back of his head as I finally catch up with them. “It’s fine to let’s just go before lunch ends I am hungry,” I said as we head into the gym when I remembered my plan. I still need to give Jason and Kara the goodbye letters. *Oh yeah soon I won’t see them for as long as they think we will. At least now I won’t be able to bother them anymore. Jason won’t have to wait for me at the end of the street so we could talk. And he could go out with Hope like he wanted to. Kara would have less competition when it comes to ballet tryouts. I am doing them a solid they don’t need to baby me anymore. No one will not even myself* I thought. *The voices will stop no more looking at the knife, in lust. Or wanting to kill someone, along with dreams of torture*. ^Yeah honey like we said your end is the end^. I felt like screaming as the Voice poisonous sound rings through me.

“Hey are you ok, ” asks Kara. “Yeah don’t worry about it I am just thinking about something,”.^More like hearing something, but don’t worry it will end soon just remember the goodbye^.

“Hey if you guys don’t see me for a while, remember that I love you guys ok, “I said not looking at them to see their faces.

“What do you mean are you going somewhere ?” Said Kara frantic, she was always caring for me but if you annoy her too long she will fight you in a heartbeat. “No nothing major just you know visiting some family for a while, ” I said as Jason goes to talk to out gym coach for us while we talk. ^family on the other side^

“But why all your family lives in New Orleans?”She asked. “No not all of them I have am Aunt who lives in Maryland,”I lie.^Ooohh lying you your best friend when you know it’s your last time to see her how pityful^

“How long is a while? Wait are you sure cause Hop–”

“Look it doesn’t matter what Hope says or doesn’t I am nor Hope nor will I ever be.  I am just going away for some time and to answer your how long question. I am not sure but I will come back ok?” I lie. *Thou I hate lying to them it is necessary for their own good. She doesn’t need to know, I am just a burden her parents don’t even like me as they prefer Hope. Once again Hope wins The Voices in my head win. But soon it won’t matter I am ending this soon maybe in the next life I will be happier. *

“Plus I am going cause of family issues something happened with Hope and they think it’s best I go away for a while. just for two weeks,“ I said then took out her letter. ” Here in two days open this letter if I don’t tell you everything that’s going on OK? But you gotta promise me that you won’t tell Jason, I will tell him later on in the day okay.“ She nodded. I wanted to tell her more. Tell her everything but I knew if I did then she would try to convince me not too which wouldn’t help anyone.

“Hey,” said Jason poking my cheek and breaking me from my thoughts. “Huh,” I turn to face then but both of then have confusion written on their face.“Sorry just thinking of when we are going for the trip,” I said acting excited.

“Are you sure?” said Kara death staring me in the eyes and poking my chest. “Yes, Kara I am 100% sure now stop poking me,” I said moving away from her so she nor Jason can poke me. Jason frowns while Kara fake cries. “Oh hey guys,” said Hope as she joins us. We haven’t talked ever since she came into my room last week, which I am grateful for but sadly she decided to hang out with Kara, and Jason. I don’t get how someone can be so fake. She acts like we never had a problem with each other in the first place.*^I do it’s just like how you’re being fake about killing yourself^ Ignoring the voice to best I can I focus on what it in front of me. Jason and Kara are laughing at some joke Hope said. *Jason, kara I am going to miss you two so much but this is for your own good you guys can’t be doing this to you guys, pulling you into my life no point punishing you guys for my sins and mistakes.* I thought.^Yet here you are still in their lives hurry up ^ 

“Yeah I  just a lot on my mind,” I said leaning onto him. Jason, Kara and I always had this kind of relationship. Always caring and supporting each other.  *It doesn’t matter now does it. It’s too later be thinking about that, not like things will get better or something.* I thought as we were about to enter the cafeteria when Kara was called for early dismissal.^finally your thinking like me so why don’t you finish it ^ I felt like another person was in the room whispering this in my ears, but guess what I am falling for it.

I pull Kara in for a hug, not a side hug like I normally do but a full one. I take in her scent as she wraps her arms around me. She smells like strawberries and banana. I felt happy in her arms as her body heat radiates onto me.I felt at peace, nothing could make me mad, or want to cry, the bad thoughts went away. I was at peace and happy, but like all good stuff, it must come to an end  "See you tomorrow,“ she said as we let go then ran off. I felt tears prick my eyes. “Come Canary time food,” Jason puts his arm around me as we went over to the lunch line.^Yeah get your last meal before you pass^ said Voice, might as well give it a name since it will with me till my end.

——————————-Time skip bros end of the school day ———————

I took a deep breath as I walk over to the outside bench with Jason, my crush, behind me. “Hey, are you OK?” He said as he places our stuff down and takes a seat. “ Yeah Just haven’t been getting the best sleep,” I sorta lie.^liar liar death on fire ^

The truth is that I try not to sleep at all and use coffee creamer to stay up planning my end and writing my goodbye letters. Half of my goodbyes are finished. And I already choose the outfit I am going to wear. Just cause I am going to die doesn’t mean I cannot be happy as I do it. But mostly it’s because at night I have nightmares and I wake up screaming which annoys the living hell out of everyone at home, one way to not annoy them is to not sleep ya know.

“So when do you want me to come over for Ms.Greene’s. Project ?”

“Oh right about that—”. ^You can’t cause I am going to kill myself ^ I shake my head trying to get those word out of my head.

“Let me guess I can’t cause of family issues and you cannot come to my house cause Your not allowed out the house for reasons your not telling me,” he said. I felt guilty for leaving him hanging so much lately. We have been best friends since pre-k. We used to play with the building blocks as Marcel would take us to the playground. I sigh as Jason rubs the back of his neck.”What is up with you ever since Kara and I have been hanging out with Hope and you got your leg hurt you have just been so distant

“Look Jason I know I normally tell you everything but honestly. I think I just need some space,” I said. I grew cold with every word I said to him. I am not sure if it was because of the cold but I knew it was most likely for the best. ^You’re going to die soon don’t make it harder for us ^ said Voice in my head.

“So are you still gonna come to my basketball game today after school right?” His eyes lighted. I  wanted to yes so I can see crush the  other team.“ No, I won’t I got to head to the Quarter house,” I said to him. His smile disappears from his face.

“B-but you always come to them so we can have Ice cream,” I take a deep breath .*I wish we could do that forever * I thought as I took his hand in mine  "Look Jason I know we always do that but I can’t this time —“

“Ahh  Y/n there you are.  ” I said Uncle Elijah and Hope. I quickly let go of Jason’s hand and put my hands on my crutches. * shoot I forgot Uncle Elijah was picking me and Hoe I mean Hope up* I thought as Jason picks up his books. I opened my mouth to talk him but he was already walking away. “I will finish Ms.Greene’s  project on my own. let you have some Space,” he spat out the words like daggers then disappeared in the distance between us.

I place my stuff in my backpack, slipped it on and went to Uncle Elijah and Hope beginning our trek to the house.

I pull out my iPod and headphones and start listening to ‘work out’ by j cole. He is one of Jason and I favorite singers. We walked together for thirty-five minutes before Uncle Elijah actually talks to me. Hope is on Uncle Elijah back since she got tired ten minutes ago from walking.

*honestly Uncle Elijah the Little shit can walk on her own  * I thought and continued walking thinking about Jason and I’s relationship if still even have one after today. ^what is there to think about it’s over and you ruined it ^ I felt my heart churn at her voice. *shut it voice*


It’s been two hours since we got home and so far, it’s just been Mom and sperm donner yelling at each other about something that is most likely about Hope or some ‘new enemy ’. I sigh as hear another vase slams my door again. *Uncle Elijah going to yell * I thought. At first, when they occurred I was scared out of my mind, but now I am used to it it doesn’t matter.

^Honestly, what is there for me to worry about. I am not gonna be here in the future so I am fine Right? Why don’t you just pick up a knife and slit your throat no one will notice your dead until the deed is done^. I hugged my pillow closer to my chest and pushed the hollow feeling into the back of my mind. I found these thoughts popping up in my head more often lately. Maybe it was bound to happen you know. ^So what are you gonna go^ said the voice.  

I get off of my bed and walk over to my closet, get into my good bye clothes (https://www.polyvore.com/my_good_bye/set?id=215314515), my wonder woman hat on top. I grab my birthday money and Uncle Elijah old phone which he let me have, doesn’t have a sim card but it still works, and the directions to place. I grab the rest of the letters I need to give and put them in my backpack. “Now the major problem getting out of this house,” I said until it finally hit me.

 I took off all of my bed sheets, which were a lot by the way, off from the bed then threw them out the window. I placed them in a way that they fall one on top of another. I took the pillow cases off of my pillows and threw them down as well. I tossed out my crutches. *I Hope I survive * I thought as I balance standing on the edge of the window. I pull the pillows to my chest and do the leap of faith from assassin’s creed, but it was kinda hard to do with my hurt leg. I groan as I hit the ground even though I made a pile it still hurt. I grabbed my crutches and struggled to get off of the blankets. Once that was over, head straight for Rousseau (Marcel and Cami’s bar). By the time I got there Cami’s shift was hadn’t begun yet thankfully. The room was full of people. I was about to take a seat when ” Y/n what are you doing here,“ said Marcel after I nearly have a heart attack. Thou would kill me it’s not the way I want to go.

 “Oh hey Marcel, how are you?” I said giving him a fake smile but I knew he wasn’t falling for it.“Nice try Y/n ” he said as we take a seat at a nearby table. “So mind telling me what you are doing here?” “I wanted to give this to you,” I said taking out the letters for him and Cami. “They are thank you letters for you and Cami. I wasn’t able to give Jason his either so can you give it to him? ,” I place them onto the table and slide it over to him. “I was hoping to see both of you here. but since Cami isn’t here can you please give this to her?” I query.

 He nods his head and takes the letters. I fight the tears and smile that threaten to break my heartless facade, but I couldn’t help but smirk at knowing those who I truly care about knowing how I feel about them. But as soon as it came it went.“So mind telling me what you are doing giving this to me,” he asked. *Oh Uncle Marcel even thou I didn’t say it a lot to you ‘I love you ’ you may not be blood but you are no water* I thought as I give him a smile. “No Uncle Marcel just a simple thank you letter were supposed to write and deliver one to those who you love,” I said getting up from the table and left Rousseau, leaving Marcel alone looking at the letters.

 _________________________time skip arrival death place_______________

“Finally” passing the entrance of the local indoor pool. No one was here other than me. I passed the locker area and went to the pool. *Huh the little shit is about to do it finally. Thought you were gonna plague the world some more. I don’t see why you are here still you made it this far let’s do it shall we* I wanted to fight the voice but I knew it was no choice. The reason I chose the pool was because of it the one place that no one would look for me. 

When I was young Jason and I would come here with Cassandra Winchester sometimes we all would just play on the not deep side of the pool, but we stopped once she left for a mission and never came back. I highly doubt Jason even remembers this place. No one else knows about this place since I never told anyone about it. The light from the water light up the entire room so it wasn’t dark. I didn’t take off my shoes or jewelry since they all had meant something to me. I walk over to the deep side of the pool that was 7ft. “Goodbye life,” I said then dropped into the water. 

The cold temperature pricked my skin but I didn’t let it bother me as I sank to the bottom. My vision was blurry but I wasn’t sure whether it was because of the water or lack of oxygen. I felt my body slowly sink close to the pools floor*Finally this is it. You free now you don’t have to burden others with your presence.* I thought as black spots blur my vision. I suddenly felt more tired than usual. *maybe a good rest* I slowly close my eyes and release the all the air in my lungs as darkness kills me.

_________Third POV at home_______________time past____________ _____________________________________________________________

No one notices how Y/n has jumped from her bedroom window over Klaus’s screaming. Kol rolls his eyes as his brother talks about how high and mighty he now that he is a hybrid. “Dear Brother Niklaus might you please stop screaming before Hope wakes up,” said Elijah Pouring himself a drink of whiskey. “Klaus opens his mouth to say more but nothing comes out. He storms out of the house slamming the door in his rage making Hope stir in her sleep. “Well that was dramatic,” said Hayley walking into the living room with a tea in her hand. “Has anyone ever told you that is how this family works,” said Cami sitting down next to her. “Cami doesn’t your shift start soon,” said Elijah, Cami chokes on her drink then runs out the room to get to work.

 “Mommmmyyyy!!!!!!” Screamed Hope, the Originals immediately run to her side. She was inside her sister’s room with a letter in her hand. Tears ran down her cheeks as Hayley comforts her child. “Hope what’s wrong?“Said, Elijah, while taking the letter out of her hands. He nearly passes out from what he reads.“There is one in everyone’s room” Hope stuttered holding onto her mother. Elijah hands the letter to Kol, who just stared dead at the letter noticing Y/n’s handwriting, Elijah walks out the room and quickly collects all the other letters.

 “Hope what happened?” said Kol trying not to be angry after reading Hope’s letter.

“Y/n is committing suicide,” she said.

 Everyone froze upon hearing this. That one of their loved ones was willing to take their own life and no one knew why or how she would scream in her pillow at night or how she tried not to sleep til the point she naturally has insomnia. “Why would she do that?” Asked Freya. 

“Why wouldn’t she, you always favor Hope more than her. You didn’t even notice that she was kidnapped,” said Kol glaring at him family “Brother do we—” “STOP BLOODY LYING. DO YOU EVEN REMEMBER HER MIDDLE NAME OR THE LAST TIME YOU LET HER CHOOSE FOR HER BIRTHDAY,” screamed Kol. “You ignore her cause she is human. Cause she isn’t as powerful as Hope. Yet you forget that you were once the same as her but at least we had someone who noticed and cared at least we had each other,” said Kol. “Rebekah,” he said pointing to her “ you have been begging for a human in this family and when we finally have one you ignore the girl”. Rebekah opens her mouth but no words come out. 

“Aaahh and the mother,” he said turning to Hayley. “You wondered about how you treated both of them so badly, but guess what you did even worse you only cared for one,” he spats. Hayley glares at Kol but knows deep down is words are completely right. She never once thought about what Y/n would want to do for her birthday or how she would drink coffee in the morning. “You people may not care for her but I do and I won’t let you people be the reason of her death,” said Kol, storming out the house. Everyone one froze upon hearing these words. The thought of Y/n finally ringing in their heads. Hope dries her her eyes and pulls her mom into a hug. 

The despair was too great that you could cut it with a knife. “I will begin a locator spell,” Freya walks out the door with Y/n’s necklace to begin the spell. Rebekah follows silently out of the house. “Elijah w–"Hayley opens her mouth to ask him a question when she already knows the answer. ‘Was Y/n ever treated like Hope’. They all knew the answer is ‘No’. “ Hope honey its time for bed, ” said Hayley.“ Uncle Elijah will look for Y/n and by tomorrow we will have her back I promise she will be back alive,” Hayley pulls hee daughter in for a hug, Elijah leaves the room but not after placing all the remaining letters on Y/n’s desk before leaving. Hope nods her head and gets ready for bed by herself for the first time in her life. Her mother asked if she needed help, but she denied it and continued on her own. "Mommy you should go find Y/n I will be fine,” Hayley nods and follows her request and leaves the house.


A cute little fic where Baz gets a haircut and Simon just can’t hold his tongue anymore.


My hand automatically flies to my side to summon my sword when I open my bedroom door and see someone I don’t recognize.

His back is facing me, and when he hears me come in he whips around. “Woah there, Snow, no need for the sword.”

My eyes grow wide and my jaw drops. It’s Baz. Except he’s cut his long black locks short, that’s why I didn’t recognize him. I’m speechless. He was attractive before but now he’s..I don’t even have words for it.

Beautiful. Gorgeous. Perfect.

“Close your mouth before flies get in there, Snow.” His hands move up to tug at his newly short hair and I can’t stop staring. His eyes look bigger without hair falling in them and I never noticed before but his eyebrows are bloody perfect.

“You-You,” I don’t even know what I’m trying to say but whatever it is won’t come out anyway. “Yes?” He questions with a cock of one of his perfect eyebrows. “You cut your hair.” I manage to spurt out.

He smirks. Dear Merlin, he looks good. “Very observant aren’t you?” He says in a sarcastic tone. He walks from where he was standing in front of the wardrobe to sit on his bed. I go to sit on my own.

“When did you decide to do that?” I’m still staring at him. I cannot believe how good he looks, he’s got his short locks pushed up into a quiff. “Just today.” He touches his hair again self-consciously. This is a side of Baz I’ve never seen, he seems nervous.

I want so badly to tell him that it looks good but I don’t want it to come out the wrong way, so instead I just keep my mouth shut.

We’re just sitting on our beds staring at each other for what seems like an eternity. Baz scratches the back of his head and breaks our eye contact. “Well, I better get going, see you later Snow.”

He gets up and begins walking toward the door. I can’t let him leave without telling him, it’ll eat me alive. “Baz, wait.” He stops in front of the door and turns around with a curious look on his face. I don’t like how far away I am from him, so I get up and walk toward him.

“It looks good.” I say, shoving my hands in my pockets so I don’t reach up and touch his hair. He gives me a confused look. “Your hair, your hair looks good.” I pull a hand out of my pocket and point stupidly at his head.

He gives me a look and I can’t describe, it’s something between longing and hurt. And Merlin and Morgana, when a slight blush begins to form on the tops of his cheeks, I almost lose it.

“Thanks Snow, I have to go.” He turns but I don’t want him to leave. I reach out and grab his wrist. “Stay.” I whisper. I don’t know what exactly I mean by it, all I know is that I don’t want him to leave, not now.

He doesn’t turn around, just stands there with my fingers wrapped around his wrist. Suddenly I feel ridiculous and take my hand away.

“What do you want Snow?” He turns around and I realize his eyes are the color of the sky on a stormy day. “Nothing, I don’t want anything, I just-” I stop myself, I’ve never been good with words and right now is no exception.

“You what?” He grabs the wrist that I was holding and begins rubbing it, like I hurt him. I don’t ever want to hurt him. “I-” I start again, and fail again. “Spit it out, Snow.”

“I like looking at you.” I don’t want to see the look of disgust he’s about to give me so I look at the floor. For a while all I hear from him is shallow breathing.

“Simon.” He breathes rather than says. It sends shivers through my whole body, he’s never called me Simon before. “Yea?” I reply, keeping my eyes glued to the floor.

“Look at me.” he says quietly, it makes my heart fall to my feet. But I don’t want to, can’t, look at him. I can’t be looking into his eyes when he spits his venomous rejecting words at me. “No.” I say simply. The way I say it reminds me of a child on the verge of crying.

“Fine, I’ll just have to make you.” He says before taking my face in both his hands and kissing me so hard I forget who I am for a second. I never realized it before this moment, but I’ve wanted this for a long time. I wrap my arms around his middle and bring him closer.

He slowly leans out of the kiss, leans in close to my ear and whispers “I like looking at you too.”

anonymous asked:

Headcanons for the chocobros when they discover their lover keeps photos of them with embarrassing captions like "love of my life", "best bf", "prince charming" xD

Omg I love this idea so much! :’) I’m sorry if these are a bit long!


- Noct would be lounging around in the tent one day, probably looking forward to going to sleep or something.
- His eyes happen to land on his s/o’s bed set up, realising they hadn’t put away all their stuff properly. Something in particular was quite curious…
- Of course, this boy cannot resist going over to check it out. (This is the same guy who wants to check out dungeons just because after all).
- He’d pick up the slip of paper to see it was actually a picture. Of him. With a cutely drawn crown on top of his head. Underneath his face were the words ‘My prince charming!’
- Noct would gasp and blush like mad.
- Awkward mode initiated.
- But he would also feel so happy and loved. God damn it my lover is too cute.
- He’d also really like that they used the phrase prince charming, since he half jokes that he is one constantly.
- Once he’d recovered his cool as best as he could, he’d head out of the tent.
- “Be back in a bit guys!”
- When he comes back he is super shifty, s/o notices at once.
- “Can I uh… uh speak to you, like, over there?”
- Chocobros are amazed at his smoothness as always. S/o humours him and they finally have privacy.
- He is so adorable and awkward. One hand behind his back, the other scratching the back of his neck and dear gods his can’t make eye contact.
- “So… I just went for a walk, and well, kinda found these.”
- Literally shoves flowers into his s/o’s hands.
- Crickey is it hot in here? Nope, just my face.
- S/o can’t stop grinning. It’s obvious he went to look for them.
- When they return to camp, the others look at each other and just shrug.
- Noct mentally pats himself on the back.
- Ah yes, smooth as silk.


- Would be walking behind his s/o one day seeing that they have a photo in their hands.
- “Hey, whatcha got there?”
- S/O would grip the photo tightly and run around the room, Prompto would literally have to chase them down if he wanted to see it! Which of course, he’d be dying to.
- Finally manages to snatch the photo out of his lovers’ hands, only to see it’s a candid picture of him that he didn’t know existed. With some writing on the bottom?
- “Sunshine boy, l-love of my life…?”
- His face is on fire. Like, tomato boy red, his hand covering his mouth.
- Heart is racing. I’m… I’m the… of their life?
- Doesn’t realise he has the most ridiculous, most goofy grin on his face behind his hand!
- S/O is like… “Prom, are you okay?”
- Finally snaps out of it.
- “Yeah… but you could have used a better photo of me, look here are some of my selfies from our journey.” Tips a handful of photos out, mostly with his chocobo. Distraction tack-tick!
- S/O face palms and snatches the picture back.
- Prompto is smiling for the rest of the day, cannot get the image out of his head!
- Would tell everyone. “Hey, hey guess what I am. A sunshine boy!”
- I don’t think his s/o would understand just how much it would mean to him. Is an absolute lovely dovey mess.


- Gladio and his s/o would be lounging under a tree together in the brief moments they could manage to steal away together.
- S/o would be laid on his chest, both with a book in their hands.
- They would turn the page, totally forgetting what they had been using for a bookmark.
- Both watch as the little square falls and lands on the centre of Gladio’s stomach.
- His lover goes to reach for it but damn it he is so much quicker.
- Damn those lighting fast reflexes!
- “Hmm what’s this?”
- It’s a picture of him that Prompto had taken mid-fight, his s/o must’ve swiped it from him. And in the corner was a heart with the words ‘My gorgeous Gladdy’ scrawled in it.
- S/o has their head in their hands this is so embarrassing.
- Gladio laughs so warmly, and moves the fingers obstructing his lover’s eyes.
- “So you think I’m gorgeous huh?”
- He is not shy at all, he thinks that it is so cute.
- His heart is singing, confirming just how much he was head over heels for his partner.
- “Ob coush.”
- Gladio sits up causing his s/o to move their hands and repeat themselves.
- “Of course.” They can’t look at him.
- Gently he would lift their head until their eyes make contact, seeing that dazzling, warm smile of his they loved so much.
- “Let me show you how gorgeous I think you are.”
- His arms bring them back down on the floor where he gives the most passionate kiss his could muster, hoping that he was getting across just how happy that photo had made him.
- He was.


- Iggy would be at his s/o’s house, waiting for them to come back when he spotted their jacket on the sofa.
- Can’t resist picking it up and putting it back on the coat hook for them.
- As he puts it away, something falls out of the pocket and flutters to the floor.
- “Hmm?”
- He reaches down to pick it up and put it away, but stops as he sees it’s a picture of him.
- “What…?”
- It’s a picture of him and his s/o laughing at something Gladio was saying, but it looked like there was writing on the picture…
- Ignis’ heart would thump as he read the words written in the handwriting he knew so well.
- World’s best boyfriend!
- Would definitely love knowing his s/o felt that way, but would seriously want to live up to those expectations not that he doesn’t already.
- S/o gets home finally to see a banquet pretty much, prepared for them with all their favourite things.
- Ignis pampers them anyway, but that night he would seriously ramp it up a notch.
- Backrubs? You got it. Kisses? Constantly. Cuddles? Absolutely!
- Here let me run you an extra bubbly bath.
- S/o wouldn’t say anything because they would be enjoying it too much, but wonder what brought it all on.
- Later they would go to sneak a look at the picture they keep in their jacket pocket like usual, but this time look at it in surprise.
- There was now some more elegant script on the photo next to them.
- World’s most precious partner.

An idea that I can’t seem to get out of my head is what if.. it was actually Dark who killed Jack in Say Goodbye? And that he did so to completely free his friend Anti. Or maybe he gave Anti the final strength he needed to take complete control?

I mean, just IMAGINE what that would’ve been like…

Jack’s doing the pumpkin carving video like normal, and Dark is watching him from behind the camera (Jack can’t see Dark because Dark is able to choose who can and cannot see him) Anti appears in his few moments that he does before the “big reveal”, and then appears next to Dark, very worn out.

“He’s too strong, man. I can’t do this.”

“Dude, you’ve got this. Come on, try again.”

So Anti tries a few more times to take over Jack, but he just can’t seem to do it. He gets to the point where he’s almost there, but then just barely missed his chance. He appears next to Dark again, even more worn out than before. Jack becomes concerned and starts to freak out a little, but Anti and Dark just ignore it for now.

Anti shouts angrily. “Gah, this is impossible!”

Dark sighs. Anti’s obviously struggling, and Dark’s getting a bit bored of this crazy glitchy show, so he offers to give some of his power to him. Anti instantly accepts, and with a simple touch to his chest, Dark gives Anti a small bit of his power. The pupils of Anti’s pitch black eyes begin to glow a bright painful white, his dark hair glowing as if to look like an emerald fire, and a faded, eerie green aura floating around him. Anti gives Dark a pointy grin before making his move. Dark watches in delighted pleasure as Anti slits Jack’s throat with the carving knife, with his goal finally coming to a close.

Jfc this went on too long. Sorry for basically turning it into a fanfic. This was just a pretty cool idea I thought of.

anonymous asked:

Headcannons on how lance, shiro, and Keith flirt? I guess we all know how lance flirts tho...😅 Love your work!!

thank you! here you go!!


* ok so obviously we know how Lance flirts right??
* you’re wrong.
* that’s just harmless flirting he does with people he knows he most likely won’t see again.
* when it comes to people and their terms of flirting, there are also different preferences and circumstances.
* Lance does not flirt with every breathing female in the universe, buuuut, he does at the same time????
* ok so if he really does know someone, like knows more about them as a friend and such, then I feel like his flirting would be a lot different
* Like, say you’re close with him, but not BFF close, then he’ll probably say something’s like “oh really now?” “Make me.” y'all know how those are when it comes to flirting I assume
* if he really really reallllly likes you, he will be the most polite gentleman ever.
* lance: are you gonna [eat/drink/do] this? you: should I?
lance: well it’s up to you of course, if you don’t wanna you don’t have to. I can get something else for you [or ‘I can do it for you instead’]
* crying would totally at one point get really awkward and go back to being a crazy flirt and you’re just like “ohmymgodjj”


* shiro??? I think you mean the purest being to walk and breathe and LIVE????
* call out post: shiro is a babby
* will only flirt if you really know each other and would never flirt if you had just met because he doesn’t want to make you uncomfortable
* he’s either extremely quiet and shy or just straight out bold when flirting
* “Uhm, I uhm, like, uh, can I, get, uh, uhm, like,” and you basically just break down into tears because you don’t know if you should help him or laugh???
* “Your eyes are gorgeous.” and you’re just eating w/ him and he says this out of no where after staring lovingly at you for minutes on end now and you’re going to cry
* hi once he was really confident, but like Lance confident and when you guys were hugging he squeezed your ass and you both gasped so fukccn loud Keith thought you both were suffocating
* shiro just sat down and covered his face for an hour and you started to think his Galran Arm absorbs water AKA his tears
* you weren’t wrong yet you were right because his tears just seeped through the joints


* save this boi
* once he tried flirting with this girl while on a field trip, because 1) said girl wasn’t from his area and he probably wouldn’t see them again. And 2) said girl doesn’t know that he’s an awkward bean
* it did not work out to say the least (he went to buy her some popcorn and started eating it on the way back and wasn’t paying attention and watched as he tripped and seagulls ate the popcorn and he just didn’t meet back up with her
* if he was in a relationship it would come slowly and surely
* probably a large gentleman if you’ve been together a short time
* holds open doors and helps you cook
* I headcanon he cannot cook full meals
* once he kissed you for the first time you were used to it but before that he kissed the top of your head once and he could’ve sworn you were on the verge of tears
* it was so soft and sweet n pure and you just got so happy because it was just such a comforting feeling and you didn’t know how to react
* my gosh if u ever see him with Lance and they aren’t arguing get him out of there he is ASKING LANCE FOR TIPS
* if he listened to Lance he’d come up to you and mix it all up
* “Did u sit on a pile of sugar????? cus you’re from Tennessee.”
* save him

For You

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Originally posted by avengers-of-mirkwood

Summary: You worry about the fate of Legolas after the battle.

Pairings: Legolas x Reader

Word Count: 929

Warnings: Mentions of dead bodies (?)

Requested by: @localfatgirl; #39: “I just can’t stop thinking about you.” Sorry it took so long.

A/n: This is the hardest Drabble that I have ever wrote. It took me all day to write it because I grew up with two very different Legolases. The Lord of the Rings one and then The Hobbit one so it was difficult. Also how do people title this things. I have such a hard time. 


Master List Part 2 Part 3

The battle of the five armies was finally over, but your anxiety wasn’t. While every member of the Company was safe, you had not known the faith of the blonde elf.

You were quite taken with him when they had first captured you and the rest of the company. There was just something about his eyes that really drew you to him. His attitude however could use a little work.

It was obvious that you caught his eye as well. I mean, you were an elf travelling with dwarves and wearing dwarf clothes that was tailored to fit your size. That was pretty damn interesting.

After Thorin was separated from the rest of the group, Legolas, his name was something you found out later, came to speak to you about why you were journeying with dwarves. You had gone on to explain that you were raised by dwarves since you were an elfling and you had talked about your life up until Thorin was escorted back into your cell and you were escorted to talk to the King. You had not seen the prince since.

Actually, the last time you saw him, he was fighting Bolg, something that you, Kili and Fili had avoided by leaving the towers before you got a chance to check it out.

“Y/n!” you hear and you turn around to find Dwalin.

“Come on lass. We need to make our way down the hill,” he says, approaching you. You turn your attention back to the towers where you had last seen the prince. He had not exited yet and you were worried that he may never.

“Y/n?” Dwalin asks, laying a hand on your arm.

“Adad. I need to know what happened to the blonde elf,” you tell him, quietly. He removes his hand and you make your way to the tower. You step over the dead bodies and you move up the stairs.

You pull your bow and arrow as you hear footsteps coming down the stairs. You put your weapon down as you realize it’s the just king.

“My lady,” he says, nodding and walking past you.

“Where is Legolas?” you ask quietly, not turning to look at him. You hear him pause in his movements.

“He is safe. If you hurry, you might be able to catch him before he leaves,” he replies and you step forward.

“Y/n?” Thranduil asks quietly and that makes you pause in your steps. 

“Yes, my lord?” you ask. You were not raised by elves, but you knew when to give your respects even if he did lock you up in a prison cell.

“Take care of him, will you?” he asks and that surprises you. 

Was the King giving you permission to court his son?

“My lord?” you ask.

“Legolas needs someone to – care about and I think he had found that person in you so I ask that you take care of him. He is the only person I have left that is worth caring about,” he responds and you finally turn to look at him.

His back is towards you and it’s obvious that he’s very stiff.

“I promise I’ll take care of him,” you say and he nods slightly before walking away, but you call out to him making him pause.

“My lord, I think that your people care a lot about you and that if you let yourself, you’ll find that they are also worth caring about,” you tell him. He looks at you slightly before walking away.

You turn around and run up the stairs, praying to mahal that Legolas didn’t leave yet. When you get to the third level, you find him overlooking the frozen falls.

Legolas turns as he hears you. You smile at him and move to his side and it would’ve been an amazing view if there weren’t so many deaths. The amount of bodies that lay on the ground made you want to throw up, but you were not about to do that.

You turn away from the scene below and opt to face the inside of the tower.

“I had hoped that you would not be amongst those below,” Legolas says, crossing his arms.

“And I as well. I was worried when I didn’t see you walking out of the tower,” you tell him.

I just can’t stop thinking about you for some reason,” he tells you after a few moments of silence. You turn to face him.

“Honestly, I cannot get you out of my head either. I know I shouldn’t because of our differences in social status and living arrangement, but I just can’t. Not since I first saw you,” you tell him, “And I don’t know what to do about it.”

Legolas walks over to you and grabs your hand in his.

“I don’t want to separate from you,” he says and you rest your hand on his cheek.

“And I don’t want to separate from you either,” you tell him.

“Come with me,” he says and you look at him confused. “Come with me. Travel with me around middle earth,” he says again.

You think about everything that you have been through in your 141 years of life. You think about your dwarven family members, thinking about their reactions and you can’t help, but think it is time that you find who you truly are.

“Okay,” you tell him quietly. His blue eyes, that you love so much, lights up. “Really?” he asks uncertain. 

“Really,” you tell him, giving him a big smile. He returns it and pulls you into his arms for a kiss. You knew your father wasn’t going to be happy, but you also knew that he’d try, for you and that’s all you could ever ask for.

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Secret Support System

Summary: The Gallaghers and the Balls overhear Mickey telling Ian why they can’t come out, and they chime in to let the boys know they support them.

Word Count: 1429

Notes: I loved this request!!

Over the past couple weeks, the Gallagher house has been completely full. Frank slept on the couch, the kids slept in their beds, and Mickey slept on the floor next to Ian. No one really understood why Mickey was staying there, but they knew not to pry because Ian seemed to have it under control. The family noticed that the two of them seemed to be close, which was another thing that they didn’t understand.

Normally everything was hectic. It was rare for the Gallaghers to have a moment of silence, so it was surprising that everyone seemed to be on their best behavior at dinner.

While Frank, Fiona, Lip, Debbie, Carl, Liam, Kev, and V were downstairs eating, they heard a loud and frustrated shout come from upstairs where Ian and Mickey were– it broke the peaceful moment they were having. “What the fuck was that?” Lip scurried to his feet and ran up the stairs. Everyone followed– even Frank, who was just nosey.

When they got upstairs they found Ian’s door to be cracked open a little so they could see in. Lip stopped them all from storming into the room when he peeked in. He saw Ian cupping Mickey’s face with his hands, and before he could keep the others from looking in so the boys could have privacy, the group was already pushing past him so they could look. When they saw that, they all stayed completely silent.

“Why are you so fucking scared?” Ian asked harshly. “We have nothing to be ashamed of!”

Mickey grabbed onto Ian’s wrists as an anchor for himself. “What fucking world do you live in? I can’t, Ian.” He seemed extremely frustrated.

“You are such a fucking pussy,” Ian scoffs and backed away from the dark haired boy.

Did Mickey just call Ian by his first name? That’s odd. Did Ian just call a Milkovich a pussy? Is he trying to get himself killed? The Gallagher clan was extremely confused and worried as they intently listened to the conversation.

“I’m not gonna sit around and wait, Mick. I’m done.” He shook his head, and turned away to avoid making eye contact. He was fighting off tears, and he could not let Mickey see that.

Mickey closed his eyes. “Fuck,” he said under his breath. “Ian,” he grabbed the redhead’s arm as he walked past him. “Listen to me,” he turned Ian so they were face to face. “I love you,” he said truthfully.

Everyone who was eavesdropping, had wide eyes and opened jaws. They can’t believe what their hearing. Holy shit. Mickey Milkovich is gay? How long have they been keeping this been a secret?

Ian shut his eyes in what seemed like hope. “Did you just say you love me?”

“I love you,” Mickey repeated himself sternly so he could get his point across.

Ian nodded his head rapidly and kissed the other boy’s lips passionately. “I love you too,” he said quickly. He took a deep breath. “I love you too.” They lean their foreheads together and breathed in each other’s scent.

“We can’t come out with this because Terry will find out, and he’ll fucking kill us. I cannot watch him kill you, Ian. I can’t,” he spoke in a desperate tone that no one has ever heard.

“He doesn’t have to find out,” Ian pleaded.

“My dad is a fucking evil, psychotic, and hateful asshole. He will fucking murder you, make me watch, and then kill me right after. I am not risking your life just so people can know we’re together.” He has a very serious facial expression, but there’s an unmistakable emotion in his voice.

As the group outside of the room was listening, they all frowned. It’s terrible to know that a father would do something so terrible to their son.

Ian nods as he tries to understand. “But you’re not free. Don’t you want to be free to be who you are?”

“Ian, what you and I have makes me free,” he grabs the redheads face and strokes Ian’s cheek with his thumb. “You’re all I need, but as soon at the fucker dies or gets locked up for life we’ll come out to everyone in the whole entire fucking universe.”

Ian softly and slowly brings his face closer so he can connect their lips. It was a sweet and chaste kiss that radiated love. They stood in each other’s arms for a while, taking in everything that was just said between them.

The Gallaghers stood in shock. Everything they just heard was completely unbelievable. They all exchanged the same confused look– discluding Frank and Lip. The Gallagher father had once caught Ian and Mickey fucking, so he wasn’t as shocked. Lip was the first person Ian told, so he was just surprised to hear how deep the relationship ran.

Suddenly Mickey said, “I need a fucking smoke,” he chuckled. “And a beer.” Before the family could scurry away, Mickey and Ian flung the door open to see the Gallaghers and Kev and V staring at them.

“Goddamnit,” Ian proclaimed under his breath. He prepared for Mickey to run out of the room, but to his surprise, the Milkovich boy backed up and sat on the bed with a conflicted look on his face.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, Mickey thought with worry. His heart was racing fast, but he knew he couldn’t leave Ian to deal with this on his own.

“How long have you been standing there?” Ian turned to the big group that stood by the door.

“We heard a lot,” V said sympathetically.

“It’s okay, y’know,” Fiona chimed in. “You’re safe here,” she said more towards Mickey. “We support you guys.”

To everyone’s surprise, Lip wasn’t a complete asshole at the moment. “We won’t tell anyone, Mickey.”

“In my honest opinion, there’s nothing wrong with being gay. You find someone who you feel sexually compatible with, and take it from there,” he blabbers on as everyone rolled their eyes. “In fact, I once was the face of gay rights if you all care to remember.” Frank tried turning the conversation to be based off of him as usual, but Ian had to hold back a grin because he saw how the foolish statement caused Mickey to relax a bit.

Kev lightly hit Frank upside the head. “Shut the fuck up, Frank.” The Gallagher father scowled but became silent.

“I think it’s cool,” Carl said with a smirk. He was just beaming at the idea of Mickey Milkovich being someone who could teach him all sorts of criminal type shit.

“So do I,” Debbie added. “We’ll keep it a secret for you.”

“Like a secret support system,” V said enthusiastically. “If anyone tries to fuck with you, we will kill ‘em!” She joked and Ian chuckled.

The redhead loves how accepting they all are. He turned back to look at Mickey who was sitting on the bed with a expressionless look. As he walked over to him, Mickey met his eyes. “Are we really safe here?” Mickey’s voice is so quiet as he speaks to Ian that it is almost inaudible.

Ian nods. “Yeah, Mick, we’re safe here. No one else will find out.” To everyone’s surprise, Mickey stood up, grabbed Ian’s face, and gave him a quick kiss.

“I really need a fucking beer.” Mickey said after they separated and abruptly left the room, leaving the everyone upstairs.

Ian looked at his family. “Thank you, guys.”

“Of course, Ian.” Fiona smiled. “We always got you. I’m eventually gonna need a fucking explanation though as to why you fell for Mickey Milkovich,” she snorted.

With that Ian nodded with a smile and headed down the stairs to find Mickey. Mickey was sitting outside, with a beer in one hand and cigarette in the other. When Ian took his seat next to the Milkovich boy, Mickey thoughtlessly handed the cigarette over to him.

After of few silent moments, Ian looked at Mickey. “I’m sorry, I didn’t know they were standing there.”

“I’m not fucking dumb, I know you didn’t know that.” He playfully punched his arm.

“Are you okay with them knowing?”

“Don’t have much of a choice, do I?” Mickey took a long drag. “I do feel a little more free,” he said slyly causing Ian to smirk.

“I told ya,” he took the beer from Mickey’s hand.

The two boys then sat in each other’s presence. Happiness radiated through Ian while relief flooded through Mickey. They were here, they were together, and everything was going to be okay.

my angel; jimin

                                                                                             CHAPTER I

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Words : 3258
Genre : Guardian Angel AU

A/N : I wanted to make a really long one shot at first, but since I didn’t know if you will like it, I decided to split it into idk yet how many parts, so yeah here’s the first part, please tell me how you find it and if I should continue !

I apologize for any grammatical or mistake in general, please keep in mind that English isn’t my first language

A world, where each human has it’s own Guardian Angel, a world where any form of contact between Guardian Angels and their charges is strictly forbidden, for obvious reasons. However, what will happen after Park Jimin, a rookie Guardian, accidentally reveals himself to Y/n, a clumsy human constantly in need of protecting ? 

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A drabble inspired by the pic above. AU certainly, as the Mirror of Erised isn’t really found in a book and the other details ignore canon completely. I’m trying to get the muse back so sorry if it’s a bit crappy. 😂 On to the story!

Hermione stumbled on the steps while trying hard to keep up with Harry. He knocked frantically on the Head dorms a few minutes ago asking her to accompany him on an abandoned classroom on the fifth floor, leaving the portrait on the door sputtering in indignation. She asked what it was that he was excited about but he just grabbed her hand, dragged her to Merlin knows where, and told her to see for herself. It was a good thing that Draco Malfoy, the Head boy wasn’t around or they would have argued again just like little first years. Boys. She’ll never understand them. She was able to catch up just as he quietly opened the door to a classroom unknown to her when they heard the voices.

“Seriously, why the fuck did you take me here?” Malfoy’s clear baritone echoed through the room. It seems he got there first along with his Slytherin minions. They didn’t notice their presence and continued their conversation.

“Just face the mirror Draco.” It was Theo. Pushing him to face a rather familiar mirror she’d read about on Hogwarts: A History.

“What’s so special about this mirror? I mean if it shows me getting hotter which is impossi-”

“Oh just shut up and tell us what you see.” Blaise taunted.

“Fine! This better be worth leaving the warmth of my room.” He slowly turned and faced the enormous glass in front of him and let out a chocked laughter.

“Very funny guys. Who enchanted the mirror to make me see Granger and I with a child?” Draco muttered.

“That’s the Mirror of Erised and cannot be tampered with enchantments.” Blaise said nonchalantly.

There was snickering and a gasp. The latter came from her. The three heads quickly turned and glanced their way. Malfoy was the first to look away.

“The Mirror of..” as if realizing what that meant, the blond’s eyes widened, pink staining his pale cheeks. He fled the room in haste as if Dementors were hot on his heels.

“Well..that’s quite a discovery.” Blaise smirked. “Guess I’ll be seeing more of you after graduation, Granger.” Theo followed. A quiet conversation and laughter echoing through the corridors.

Hermione fidgeted, brows furrowed, and looked at Harry. “Uhm, you wanted to show me something?”

Breaking Free

Pairing: Arthur Ketch x Reader
Word count: 688
Warnings: Angst. Blood. Violence. Character Death
Written for my 2,000 Followers Celebration
Requested by: @mick-deserved-better. Prompt: Crying / Quote: “Touch her again and I will kill you”

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This Is Forever

Summary: Ian is set out to find Mickey in Mexico and he gets a tattoo on the way.

Word Count: 1887

Notes: This was such a cute request!

It’s been two months since Ian left Mickey at the border, and he’s had enough. Ian can’t handle being so far away from the love of his life anymore, so he needs to prove that he really does love and want to be with him. He will do whatever it takes.

Knowing how Mickey’s mind works, Ian is sure that Mickey at least told Svetlana his whereabouts. Obviously he knew that the escapee was in Mexico, but he didn’t know where.

It was about three in the morning when Ian packed up. Nothing was going to stop him from finding Mickey—- nothing. He kissed all of his siblings goodbye, and made sure to text Fiona that he wouldn’t be back for a long time. He knew they’d worry, but as long as he checked in every once and awhile it would be okay.

Despite the lateness of the night, Ian phoned Svetlana. It took a few calls until she answered, but he eventually got a hold of her. “Come outside,” Ian said as he stood in front of the house she shared with Kevin and Veronica.

“Fucking three thirty in the morning. Ridiculous,” Svetlana exclaimed as she walked outside in a robe.

Ian looked at her with hope and exasperation. He felt scared to speak for some reason. Will she tell me? Am I even thinking right, does she know where he is?

“What? That look on your face make me think you are running away,” Svet said as she pulled out a cigarette. Suddenly she let out a chuckle of realization. “Oh, shit. You are.”

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For All Eternity - part 2

A/N: I have a little announcement to make…this story will be 5 parts!!! Yes you heard it, 5 parts is coming in the future, even 6 if I feel that it’s necessary. But if we focus on this part first, I have to warn you about the content. The first part was really sad, I honestly didn’t think it was sad at first but when i re-read it, it really was. And why end the theme here, so just a little heads up that this part is a bit sad as well. Happy reading!

Word Count: 1323

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Conference room three is alight with all manner of merriment. Precisely once a month, Jim gathers his senior officers for various team building exercises which, Spock has concluded, is nothing more than a glorified excuse to party well past the midnight hour. This meeting’s theme is Never Have I Ever, an evidently well-known Terran game meant to chastise the inexperienced and praise the thrill seekers.

Under normal circumstances, Spock chooses not to partake in these liquor fueled escapades if he can help it. Of course, the Captain can be very persuasive. This is exactly how Spock finds himself sitting cross-legged in a circle with his fellow crewmen, a drink in one hand and the other barred to his friends. He regards all five outstretched fingers as a perfect display of his untarnished dignity. Surely managing to navigate his life without having encountered sexual experimentation with a harem of women is something to pride himself on. To his left, he catches McCoy fold his index toward his palm whilst looking quite smug.

Now it is Sulu’s turn. He takes a long pause, carefully considering his options. “Never have I ever made out with a girl for longer than five minutes.”

Jim looks particularly exasperated by this new development. “You’re trying to make me lose on purpose!” He complains, curling his pinky inward. “All of you keep saying things you know I’ve done!”

“It’s not anyone else’s fault you’re a manwhore.” McCoy interjects gleefully. “Perhaps you ought to consider keeping your tongue in your mouth whenever you see a pretty girl instead of your usual route.”

“Perhaps you ought to consider shutting your—“

“Spock, you’re good at this game.” Uhura interrupts.

Suddenly all eyes are on Spock, then everyone simultaneously bows their heads to inspects his hand. Spock simply lifts a manicured brow and maintains a level stare.

“That’s because he’s painfully boring,” McCoy says dismissively as he gets up to pour himself another brandy. “You can’t possibly expect the Hobgoblin to have experienced any of these terribly human faults.”

Apparently, Sulu is not intent on accepting that answer. “Spock, surely you’ve kissed a woman?” He asks cautiously, hopefully. The room goes eerily quiet as the officers wait for an answer with baited breath.

“I have.” Spock says simply, not keen on divulging the details of those private encounters.

Encouraged, Sulu presses on. “Okay, you’re not a virgin to kissing. Have you ever made out with anybody?”

Spock decides that this moment is ideal for finishing his own drink.

“I think we all know the answer to that already,” McCoy comments, dropping back into the available space to Spock’s left. “He’s a bad kisser.”

Their petty bantering is commonplace and all of the ship’s officers are well versed in the intricacies of their heated arguing. But this snide comment, for a reason not yet known to Spock, cannot be let alone. Every so often, Spock gets an uncontrollable urge to put McCoy in his place.

“Would you care to test my skills for yourself?” He says to McCoy, who splutters and chokes on a mouthful of alcohol.

“You’re out of your head. I don’t need to kiss you to know I’m better at it than you are.” There is an obvious red tint beginning to color the doctor’s cheeks.  

“You would do well not to underestimate me,” Spock challenges, twisting in his spot to face McCoy properly. The logical, rational part of his brain is telling him to let this go. He actively ignores it. Before McCoy can protest, Spock grabs him by the front of his tunic and jerks him forward, crushing their mouths together.

McCoy grunts in surprise and drops his glass, spilling its contents onto the carpet. Calloused hands rise to fist in the material of Spock’s shirt, but McCoy makes no real attempts at stopping what he’s started. Spock opens his mouth and licks at the seam of tightly closed lips. Not more than a second later they’re opening, inviting Spock’s tongue in to wrestle with his own. The battle is short lived. Spock sucks the breath right from McCoy’s lungs. He presses forward, strong hands moving down to cradle the small of McCoy’s back while the other plants itself on the floor to steady them both. Spock doesn’t stop until he can catalogue the feeling of McCoy’s teeth against his tongue, the flavor of his mouth, the slide of hands into his hair, and commit it to memory for centuries to come. And when they’ve gone as long as they can they break apart to breathe and start again. Spock crowds into McCoy’s space until McCoy has no choice but to shift onto his back and let Spock follow him down.

A loud cough jars Spock back to reality. He presses one last lingering kiss to McCoy’s lips before returning to his previous sitting position, leaving McCoy to stare dazedly up at the ceiling.

“How long was that?” Spock asks, having lost track of the time himself.

Sulu can’t find it within himself to provide an accurate answer, so Jim takes control of the situation. “A little over seven minutes, I’d say.” He supplies helpfully.

Slowly, deliberately, Spock curls his thumb into his palm and waits for Jim to take his turn.  

Jerome x Reader. Step into my parlour.

This is the first of 2 fics off of http://archiveofourown.org/users/RenValeska/works If you want to check it out. I’ve hardly posted anything but that will change over time. 

This is just porn, bad porn, but porn none the less.

Tags: Alley sex, Daddy kink, Dirty talk. All my favourite things basically. 

Originally posted by kristieltrips

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You’re Distracting Part 4

A/N: So this is way longer than I expected. I just couldn’t find a great place to stop in between without it being too short. The next part will proabably be pretty long too. That being said I am still going to try and post the next part by Thursday and maybe a one shot in between. This chapter has way more innuendos than I planned but I think its pretty humorous.


Title: You’re Distracting Part 4

Rating : Teen bordering on Mature

Warnings: references to sex, kissing, jealousy

word count: 1891

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I woke up around 9o’clock and decided to clean up my dorm room before getting dressed. After a long relaxing shower I went through my daily routine of clothes, hair and makeup. I even put on more makeup then I normally do. I didn’t want to admit that I was nervous about talking to Thomas. My roommate was still studying abroad so I didn’t have to worry about disturbing her by having Thomas over. She seemed to hate him as well until I confessed to her that I had feelings for him.

I had just finished putting the mac and cheese dish into the oven to finish cooking when I heard a knock at my door. My heart seemed like it was ready to run away from me by the time I was standing in front of the door. I ran my hands on the front of my pants before I shakily opened the door.

There he was in his bright magenta jacket, black t-shirt, and jeans. When I looked at his face he looked like hell. I know for a fact that I had caused it. He had a hand running through his hair at he looked me over, as if making sure I was ok, Dark circles under his eyes and his hair was way more of a mess than usual. He looked tired like he hadn’t slept in days and he fidgeted under my gaze instead of the regular brash confidence that he normally had.

“Come on in,” I stated moving to the side.

“Thanks,” he responded. He came in and sat at the end of the coach. I walked behind him and sat on the other end of the coach praying that he didn’t notice I put as much distance between us as possible but of course he did. He looked at the distance between us with a sad look before looking up at me with a sheepish smile. “I am sorry. I was a huge asshole. I know that. I felt awful after you left and then Madison decided to add his 2-cents in and reminded me how before this you had never once upset me. The first time you do something I don’t approve of and I was the biggest jerk out there.”

“Thomas, I over reacted. I knew you weren’t going to be happy about it. I shouldn’t have said stuff like that .I should have told you before that too. I should have told you before when it ended up going past one date.” I said.

“Well if you are happy with him then I will try to be happy for you. You are my best friend and you deserve the best. I am going to be honest though I don’t think Hamilton is ‘the best’,” He chuckled at the end but then realized his mistake and glanced down at his lap, “Sorry”

“Me and Alexander aren’t together anymore,” I said gently glancing up as his face as I uttered the words.

His eyes widened, “Why? Umm what happened?”

“We broke up yesterday. We both agreed that dating one another had just been a distraction. We are still friends but… “

I glanced at him and watched some of the tension leave him as he left out a sigh, “That’s good.” I smirked and immediately cocked my head raising my eyebrow. I watched him tense and immediately lunge for me pulling me in to a hug apologizing profusely saying that it was an accident. I just laughed and patted him on the back. “I got to go get the mac and cheese out of the oven.”

It took a while for everything to go back to normal. I still hang out with Hamilton once a week and we watch a movie or play a game. Jefferson never talks about. However, he has been known to ask me to hangout or try and make plans with me every time he hears I am hanging out with alexander.

One day Madison, Jefferson, and I were all sitting in the coffee shop like we did all the time until Madison slammed his hands on the table. I had a vague flashback to when Jefferson had done the exact same thing. Both Thomas and I looked up at him confused as to what happened considering we had just been talking about the weather and Madison never gets upset. “Were you going to tell us about the guy that I saw ask you out in the court yard yesterday or were we going to go through the same issue that we had with Hamilton?” He huffed. I noticed Thomas tense out of the corner of my eye before he let out a sigh.

“She doesn’t have to tell us Madison. She can date whoever she wants, “Jefferson said with a fake smile, still incredibly tense. Madison gawked at him. The entire situation was so hilarious, I ended up laughing out loud. They both looked over at me like I was crazy.

“I turned him down Madison. I wasn’t even remotely interested. Besides if I went out with anyone than who I actually like Hamilton might beat me,” I chuckled before you realized I just confessed. “I mean I don’t ‘really’ like anyone. I- I just uhhhhh.” Madison stared wide eyed at me. Jefferson coughed tensely and said something about using the bathroom before quickly leaving the table.

“Soooo I am assuming its Thomas right?” Madison asked leaning conspiratorially on the table with a smirk.

“I don’t know what you are talking about,” I said staring straight ahead and taking a drink from my coffee. I felt him continue to stare at me until I finally cracked. “Fine, yes it is him,” I sighed.

“HELL YEAH!!” Madison shouted out to the entire Coffee shop as I tried to shush all his cheering. I was this close to smashing a vase over his head to shut him up when he finally settled down. “Well now you have to tell him.”

“What the HELL!? No, I cannot and will not.” I shouted at him, earning you several weird looks. “You crazy bastard.” I mumbled under my breath. I felt sick to my stomach.

“He likes you too. I know he does. He never shuts up about you and he gets jealous every time you even mention another guy, especially Hamilton. Then you just … ”

I just rolled my eyes and shushed him from his ranting as I saw Thomas coming back from the bathroom. He sat down and Madison suddenly pulled on the scariest grin I had ever seen. I knew he was forming a plan and before I could stop anything Madison was talking.

“So you were thinking about going out with Lafayette? I heard you constantly compliment him on his accent.” Madison asked blatantly. As soon as he said that Jefferson almost choked on his drinking, holding it back from doing a spit take.

“W-what?” Thomas asked in a hoarse voice.

“She can’t stay single forever Thomas, try and keep up. I am just saying that Laf seemed interested and he is our friend so we know that we would get along. Besides, Y/N has a long list of options I am sure you would prefer Laf to Laurens ,who I heard was talking about asking her out in English tomorrow.” Madison said gently sipping on his drink. I just stared at him wide eyed. What the hell was he getting at? Thomas fidgeted in his seat with a red face. He seemed in deep thought when my phone dinged with a message causing him to jump.

“Who is that?” Madison asked, seeming to have nervous hop in his voice. I gave him a weird look but pulled out my phone.

‘From: Madison

To: Y/N

Pretend its alexander who is texting you! Just trust me. Say Hamilton wants to hang out soon.’

I glanced up and looked at him like he was crazy. He rolled his eyes and jerked his head as a go ahead. I sighed but decided to go along with whatever he was trying to do. After all I have nothing else to do. “It was just Alexander asking if I could hangout today.” I said flippantly. Jefferson snapped out of his thought and looked over with wide eyes at me. I raised my eyebrows and smirked.

“I have to ask!!! How big was he? I bet he was either was really tiny or really huge I don’t think there is an in between with that guy.” Madison said as he leaned onto the table conspiratorially.

I stared at him bug eyed for a second. “You have got to be kidding! I am not telling you that.”

“Please, please, please I want to know.”

“No Madison.”

“You have to, me and Jefferson will never know otherwise.”

“If you want to know so badly then you go have a round with tiny Hamilton.” I realized my mistake too late and had let it slip. Madison stared at me wide eyed with the kind of smile you would find on a kids face on Christmas morning. I flushed furiously. “I- I mean yeah small but that did really make a difference for me.” It was at that moment I decided I would curl up in a ball and die. Did I really just say that out loud? I am such an idiot.

Jefferson sat there as if he had been hit with a stun gun and Madison was laughing too hard. “What do you mean it didn’t make a difference? Of course it makes a difference.”

I really hated this conversation but Madison was starting to piss you off. I got my barings and took a drink of my coffee. I just smirked and looked up at him. “His mouth isn’t just good for talking.” I said nonchalantly.

Madison stopped and his jaw dropped. Thomas suddenly turned to me with no warning. “We need to talk. Can we go back to your place?” He said angrily.

“Oooooh someone’s in trouble!” Madison mocked as you ignored him.

“Sure Thomas.” I said nervously I grabbed my drink that had gotten cold and threw it in the trash before Thomas grabbed my arm and practically dragged me through campus to my dorm.

“So what was it you wanted to talk about?” I said nervously as Thomas closed the door. Was he mad at me again? Stupid Madison. As soon as he started talking Thomas had gotten weird. However, I didn’t have time to think as my arm was grabbed and my back was slammed against the door.

I slowly looked up from the broad chest in front of me. My brain almost short circuited looking up at Thomas above me and extremely close. He took me by surprise by smashing his lips into mine. As soon as his lips touched mine I responded without thinking. The kiss was hot and passionate. My hands buried themselves into his hair as his hands moved to grip my waist and pull me closer. Over the next few kisses that barely had any break between he was taking his hands and sliding them over every inch of me he could find. It was hungry, passionate and strong. Not to mention, ten times better than any fantasy I had concurred up.

{Modern Vampire!AU} the8 & joshua

i wrote these as a comission kind of thing for a friend of mine and since people wanted me to post them, here they are!!

{blood mention/drinking mention} 


  • is totally attending different colleges under false names because he’s stuck in his age for the rest of his life might as well look like he’s doing something other twenty year olds should be doing - right?
  • got transformed when he went to korea for vacation and well….he didn’t want to tell everyone in the US that hey im a vampire now so he decided he’d stay in korea instead,,,
  • doesn’t take the time to hide his fangs like other vampires his age, so people sometimes are like wow what sharp teeth! and he’s just like uh yeah all people in america have these and he can’t believe it but 70% people believe him…….
  • as cliche as it sounds you meet him at a party
  • a party…..neither of you want to be at seeing as though u got dragged here by a friend of yours and joshua had come over to see if seungcheol was going to finally give him his book back but well….seungcheol just HAPPENED to be throwing a party……
  • and so you’re both like standing beside the snacks table which is just a mess now with chips splayed all over the place and “punch” leaking out of cups and like 
  • you have your glass of water which you had gotten for ur friend who had refused it and joshua is just shifting back and forth with this annoyed expression on his face
  • and you look up at him and you’re like
  • “……..do you need to use the restroom…..or are you trying to dance?”
  • and joshua gives you a sideways glare and he’s like “neither. im trying to find out where seungcheol is. i need to talk to him.” and you just sip your water like “that might take some time, i just saw him disappear out the door with someone, don’t think he’s gonna be coming back for the night.”
  • you can literally see the pissed off expression on joshua’s face just get worse and he looks like he might punch a wall or something so you’re like
  • “what do you need from him anyway?” and joshua, through gritted teeth is like “a…………….book.” and you’re like……………a book? really? you look like you want to murder him over a book, what is it like 100 year old copy?
  • and joshua’s like “yes” and you’re like LMAO RIGHT (it actually……is……joshua bought it for a class he had back in the 1920s)
  • but anyway you have no way of knowing that and of course you don’t believe him and joshua just turns around and grabs a cup of punch and downs it in one shot and you’re like “woah-”
  • but then he’s like “um,,,,,,,this isn’t juicE?” and you’re like YOU ACTUALLY THOUGHT IT WAS PUNCH
  • the myth about vampires being party animals with high tolerances: debunked by hong joshua
  • and joshua wipes at his lips and he’s like “it’s even grosser than juice, it’s disgusting”
  • and you’re like “yeah alcohol is gross if you don’t drink it often” and joshua mumbles “i don’t drink human drinks often but god…” and you’re like human?? what now??
  • but anyway this joshua kid, he’s interesting. he’s got something about him that’s different and your friend has long since abandoned you and he’s the only one here who isn’t completely full of himself so you’re like
  • “wanna ditch the party?” and he snorts like “i want to find seungcheol and -” and you’re like “yeah yeah, that won’t happen tonight c’mon let’s sneak out”
  • and you grab his hand and joshua scrunches up his nose but lets you pull him along because honestly the smell of sweat and other things is clogging up his nose and so when you’re outside just the two of you in the night air
  • joshua can finally breath a bit easier and that’s when he notices that you smell,,,,,,,,,,well you smell sweet
  • and ofc he can’t tell you this lmao but he’s intrigued because he’s been a vampire for a bit over century and sure there have been humans who smell sweet but yours is something more,,,
  • and his urge for human blood has been calmed by a 60 year diet of straight up cows blood but he takes a step closer and almost has to actually stop himself from moving your hair a bit away to expose your neck
  • but yeah you notice this, the way joshua is basically borrowing holes into you with his eyes and you’re like well you chuckle and he’s like ?? and you’re like “you’re staring at me so intently, at the party it didn’t seem like you were the least bit interested”
  • the comment makes joshua embarrassed, of course no blush because no blood, but he just looks down and he’s like ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,don’t take it the wrong way
  • but you giggle because you think it’s cute and confidently you’re like “hmm i don’t know i think i want to take it the wrong way”
  • and joshua is kind of left speechless and you’re like “…….if that book you gave seungcheol is actually 100 years old do you have other books that old in your dorm?” and joshua doesn’t have enough time to sort out a reaction he’s just like “….well yes”
  • and you’re like omg cool let’s go
  • and you’re leading him off again and joshua wants to shake off your hand because he shouldn’t be doing this, but then again he’s had like 10 different roommates through the years he’s been attending ‘college’ and it’s not like he’s ever hurt someone when they’re alone
  • but that sweet,,,,,smell
  • but it’s too late you’ve basically dragged him to the dorm and joshua begrudgingly lets you follow him inside and the bookcase beside joshua’s bed is stuffed to the point of suffocation
  • and you immediately run over to see his collection while joshua takes an awkward seat on his bed and you pick a book up and you’re like
  • “wow,,,,,,,it’s falling apart, i think this one REALLY is 100 years old” and joshus is just like “i already told you-”
  • and you’re like “you must have got them from your grand parents or something, right?”
  • and joshua looks at you for a moment and smirks and you tilt your head in confusion but he’s like “yeah. grandparents.”
  • and that’s how you spend a good hour going through all his books and joshua slowly gets a bit more comfortable with your presence
  • until you sit beside him, point to the open book in his lap and because you’re leaning over neck exposes itself right before him and he just,,,,stares
  • and when you look up you see how fixated he is and you flush red because wow he’s looking at you like,,,,,,,,,,like that
  • and you maybe…..totally…….really……thought he was cute too and you hadn’t any intentions when you came over but now,,,
  • and you’re not the type to hold it back especially since joshua is just blatantly looking at you and so you lean up a bit and put your lips over his
  • and somehow joshua gets hypnotized by the sweetness of you and he lets you kiss him,,,he lets you kiss him while he chants in his head that he needs to stop but he can’t - he can’t 
  • but then you pull back suddenly
  • and joshua sees the alarm in your eyes and you bring your fingers to your lips and when you pull them back
  • theres a tiny hint of blood and you’re like
  • “……………..f-fangs?”
  • and joshua’s eyes widen and he’s like f U C-
  • and you’re like “you ha- h-have fangs?” and he’s like oh god how do i get out of this but he literally cannot think straight because the blood on your finger is driving him crazy and before he cant stop himself he’s reaching out for your wrist, bringing your finger against his own lips
  • and you’re like oh my god o h my g o d
  • and joshua almost - almost licks the blood off but then stops himself and is like “you should go, please”
  • and you’re like “no what - no - are you ok?”
  • joshua swats your hand away when you try to reach out and he grabs his head and he’s like ,,,,,,,, “just forget it- forget everything”
  • but you just stand there and gently you put your hand over joshua’s and you’re like “i don’t want to leave, until you tell me you’re ok”
  • and joshua can’t believe you he looks up from between his hair and he’s like “are you crazy, you’re the one who won’t be ok if you stay here - i’ll-”
  • and you laugh because you’re like “if you would have wanted to bite me, you would have already. im not scared, but you look like you’re in pain - do you want………..it?”
  • and you offer up the still small smear of blood on your finger and for a second joshua stares at it but then he shakes his head and goes “i can’t give in-”
  • you nod and leave the room for a bit and joshua hears the sound of running water in the sink and you come back and smile and you’re like “that’s it, my tongue might still be bleeding a bit but i got the blood off my finger. are you ok?” 
  • joshua looks at you and he’s like,,,,,once again you’ve left him dumbfounded and he’s like 
  • “you should go.”
  • and you nod, turning to go through the door but then you turn back and lean up and tap your cheek and joshua is like ,……..what the heck are you doing
  • and you’re like “i dont want to kiss you because your fangs cut my tongue, but you should at least give me a kiss goodnight.”
  • and joshua, again if he had blood would be blushing, but instead he just turns his head and he’s like “i said go”
  • but you pout and you’re like “kiss goodnight or i tell seungcheol you don’t need that ancient book back”
  • joshua turns to you and he’s like,,,,,,,fine and he presses his lips to your cheek and pulls back, still scared a bit because your smell really is pulling on his heartstrings
  • but you just grin and wave like you’re really going to leave but then you turn one more time and you’re like
  • “…..so your books? they’re not from your grandparents are they?”
  • joshua takes a second but he can’t even help but smile
  • “no. no they’re not.”


  • is part of an ancient, royal chinese coven of vampires who have disguised themselves as high ranking government officials to be able to keep their double lives secret
  • is the son of council women vampire who is close to the president of china, but is also second-in-command of the actual coven
  • is always super graceful about everything he does and the chinese media call him the ‘ice-cold prince’ because he doesn’t make many expressions
  • you, are a simple tourist who came to see zhongnanhai but you’re also to curious for your own damn good so you end up breaking off from the tour group and skipping down a long, dark hallway because
  • yeah you’re sure they’ll be something cool at the end of it
  • and there is 
  • there’s two men, who look rather important seeing as though they’re dressed in suits and one of them is holding what looks like,,,some kind of animal??
  • and you’re like “oh! maybe this place has a house ca-”
  • but then one of the men turn around and you can see blood dripping from his mouth
  • and the animal they’re holding is ,,,,is dead
  • and you’re about to scream and one the men drops the animal to lunge at you
  • but suddenly there’s a hand over your mouth and the man freezes up in shock
  • and you look up and you see this handsome young man holding you against him and in quick chinese he says something that makes the other two cower in fear and run off
  • and when he lets go of you, you turn and i mean you damn near drop right there because
  • he’s so beautiful?? like a painting come to life??
  • and you want to stutter out a thank you but he just looks at you, eyes a deep brown ringed by vibrant red
  • and you can only manage a- “you - you’re a vampire too”
  • and the boy just rolls his eyes but nods and puts a finger to his mouth as a signature to keep quiet
  • and then, you actually don’t even notice but he’s still supporting you with his other hand around your waist
  • and when he lets go you almost lose feeling in your leg because wow ok what everyone in china is a vampire? everyone in the imperial city is a vampire? beautiful people are all vampires? what the he c k
  • but he then gently takes your wrist and leads you back down the long hallway you came from
  • and as he’s walking you think to yourself that,,,,wait if he hadn’t been there -would you have been bitten?
  • and before he leaves you back in the main entrance you came from, you ask him for his name
  • and he just simply says “xu minghao” and you’re like “can i ask another question?” and he’s like “no.”
  • but you don’t listen and your’e like “do you - do you bite people-”
  • but he just smiles and touches the top of your heart, almost the same way people pet children and he turns around and in a flash he disappears
  • and you’re,,,,,,,standing there, stuck with the vague image of his face still in your head and you want to just shake it off because you’re probably not going to see him again
  • and you can see your tour group returning in the distance and so you take a step forward, but then you decide no - you can’t just join them, you have to see this whole place for yourself (what other fantastical things could be hiding there??)
  • so instead of joining them and guaranteeing safety, you go back into another hallway
  • and as you’re wondering you don’t even see the time pass
  • and you don’t care because this place is huge and beautiful and hey, no other vampires to bump into
  • but then as you’re about to raise your camera to take a photo of this mural you see when a hand blocks the lens
  • and oh god the hair on the back of your neck stand up because you’re like,,,,,vampire-
  • but then when you turn it’s him again,,,,,,,xu minghao
  • and before you can say much he gives you a sideways smirk and he’s like
  • “you really like to get yourself into trouble so much?”
  • and you swallow like wh-what 
  • and he’s like “tours are over. and you’re still here, even when you know vampires are running around?”
  •  you go a bit red in the cheeks but you’re like !!!! “im sorry, ill leave”
  • but for some reason he doesn’t step aside, he’s just like “it’s fine. you can keep looking but ill stay here in case you run into any of my friends.”
  • and you can hear that he’s half joking, but then you take a step forward and he falls into place beside you
  • and you know,,,,,having him there does bring some kind of peace of mind but then fifteen minutes of silence you turn to him and you’re like
  • “how do i know you’re not luring me to my death?”
  • and he flicks those pretty eyes at you again and grins
  • and before you can take your next breath, he grips you in his arms, tilting you sideways and brushing his lips against your neck - the coldness makes you shiver and then
  • you feel it
  • the graze of his sharp teeth and your body is practically pressed against his yet,,,,no heartbeat
  • and you’re like oh GOD WHy c ouldn’t  i keep my mouth shut
  • but just as you squeeze your eyes closed
  • minghao let’s you go and you drop to the floor in shambles and he’s just chuckling, squatting down beside you on the floor like
  • “if i wanted you to be my dinner, i would have just done it - don’t you think?”
  • and you huff and you’re like heY you played a trick on me-
  • and minghao shrugs like “sorry~ you just looked so vulnerable hehe”
  • and you swat at him and his eyes widen and he’s like
  • “look at you - enough courage to even try to hurt a vampire?”
  • and you’re like “im gonna get up and im gonna chASE You unTil YOU APOLOGIZE” and you do get up and try to jump at him
  • but minghao just laughs and basically teleports his way down the hall
  • and you’re like COME BACK
  • and he’s like hehehe you think you can catch a vampire???
  • and that’s how you end up trying to chase him down through the halls, once you almost knocked over a vase but minghao was fast enough to catch it - while aLSO STICKING HIS TONGUE OUT AT YOU
  • and you’re just like frustrated because he’s so fast
  • and you’re like it’s not fAIR you’re subhuman
  • and you want to give up but then minghao appears by your side, kissing your cheek faster than lightening and being like “c’mon - i bet you can get me if you try!!”
  • and you do this till you finally run past an open window and you’re like oH GOD ITs so dark
  • and minghao appears on the windowsill like you’re right, it is - you should get back to your hotel and you’re like LMAO if i knew how
  • and he just grins and he’s like “how do you feel about a vampire escorting you?”