When my mum moved out of home, she got herself a Rough Collie she named Jessica Mary Winch (Winch was her maiden name). Recently I have been pining for a Rough Collie, but I don’t know if I could handle a big dog or such a full-coated dog.
That’s the correct way of spelling it. If you’re gonna send something as serious as this, you should have presented it in the best way possible.
Do you think I’ll cry because of what you said? Or quit drawing? Or be depressed?You might have targeted the wrong person then. I’m so used to all the bullshit in my life that I’m just gonna laugh because my first ‘hate’ is like this. I assure you, I’ve had worse things to deal with.
I promised myself to frame my first hate and put it in my room so congratulations, I’ll buy a frame asap to do this. I’ll even post a picture of it on my table. Thanks for giving me this milestone.
I definitely don’t think that my art is ‘crapy’. I’m very lucky to even draw lines that look like anime characters so I don’t think I have the right to call them crappy. I’ve been drawing since I was very young and I’ve been working very hard to improve my artwork. Hard work isn’t crap, ‘cuse you. So if I don’t have the right, then you definitely don’t have the right to do that, too. This isn’t even criticism. //rolls eyes
Just to be extra clear, it doesn’t matter if you can do art or not, but you have no right to just say that another person’s art is crap. Really now.
Hypothetically, if no one’s going to buy my art, then so be it. It’s not the end of the world, you know. And I definitely won’t associate it with the quality of my art because I know myself that it isn’t the worst artwork of all. And besides, even if it’s the worst, every artwork that I make is precious to me so I care for them. You call them crappy, you call me crappy. And I am not that person. And I definitely won’t let another person judge me especially when they don’t know me personally. I am not a pushover.
Also, I won’t even open commissions if I know that I can’t do it properly.
To the people who would read this, please don’t send hate to this person. Don’t do things that will make other people hurt. :D
AKA The Inside of Bog’s Mind is a Testament to Bog Not Knowing What the Hell He’s Doing
AKA Their Relationship Has Reached Blanket Fort Status
Bog: So… yee’ll be stayin’ over then?
Marianne: Yeah! Yeah… I mean… of course! And we’ll be sharingyourbed… I’m guessing?
Bog:Oh! Yes. Of course. I… uh… yes.
Marianne: [Relieved] That’s great!
Bog: It is? I mean if-
Marianne:Oh! Oh no I didn’t mean that. I just meant that it was really great because… uh… I don’t know I just… just want
Marianne: Oh god! Oh no, Bog, I didn’t- I’m so glad that we are! It’ll be good for us, you know? Learning to share a space! Because, you know, you’re all spiky and I steal the covers and this is pretty long term so- [realizes what the hell she just says, turns bright red] I mean! I’m not trying to-! Uh…
Bog: NO! No, I understand. That’s… that’s great, Marianne. Truly.
Inside Bog’s Mind: SHE SAID LONG TERM. DID YOU HEAR THAT! EVERYONE! EVERYONE DID YOU HEAR THAT! MARIANNE JUST SAID LONG TERM! WE’RE IN THIS FOR THE LONG RUN! US AND THIS GORGEOUS, AMAZING, PERFECT SKY DOLPHIN ARE IN THIS TOGETHER FOREVER THIS IS THE BEST OH MY GODS YES.
Marianne: Well… I mean it’ll also be good because… uh… [flushing, looking away] It’ll be nice to wake up to you… you know?
Bog:Yes… I most certainly do.
Inside Bog’s Mind: THIS IS SO GREAT WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A SLEEPOVER AND MAKE FORTS OUT OF BLANKETS AND NO ONE IS GOING TO BOTHER US BECAUSE I WILL SCARE THEM OUT WITH MY EVIL RAGE AND ALSO YOU ARE PERFECT, YOU AMAZING FLOWER OF CLOUDS AND RAINBOWS.
Marianne: And… I mean, the Dark Forest has become so much of me… if that makes any sense. I want to be able to experience it all. Especially you. Because… you know…
Bog: [blushing, letting out bashful chuckles] Yeah.
Inside Bog’s Mind: BECAUSE I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU! BECAUSE ALL DAY EVERY DAY I AM PINING OVER YOU AND YOUR PERFECTNESS! BECAUSE YOU ARE LITERALLY THE GREATEST THING EVER, YOU SUPER, DUPER, AWESOME PUFF BALL OF SUGAR AND BLOOD LUST.
Marianne: And being close to you at night will be-
Bog:Great! [smiling like dorks at one another, clearning his throat] It will be wonderful. Sleeping beside ye, I mean.
Marianne: Yeah. And, if you want we… we can do more than that.
Bog: [lightly blushing] Of course we can, love.
Inside Bog’s Mind:MORE THAN THAT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN MORE THAN THAT OH HOLY MOTHER OF ALL GODS DOES SHE MEAN… no she cant… but she might… OH GODS OH GODS I’M NOT READY FOR THIS WHO AM I KIDDING YESIAM! SCRATCH THE PILLOW FORT NEW PLAN I AM JUST GOING TO SEE HOW LOUD I CAN MAKE YOU SCREAM. PLAN SCREW-IT-ALL IS A GO! THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER!
Marianne: Uh… Bog, are you okay?
Bog: Fine! I’m -uh- I’m fine.
Inside Bog’s Mind:THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY IN ALL OF EXISTENCE YOU GLORIOUS FAIRY, YOU.
Marianne: So… we should-
Bog: Go! Yes! We should go-
Marianne: Go home. Yeah. We should. [Realizes what she says again] Oh I didn’t mean… uh…
Bog: It’s okay, love. It is home… if ye want it to be.
Marianne: [smiling shyly] Yeah… I do.
Inside Bog’s Mind: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIIIIIIIIIIFE! I CANNOT EVEN HANDLE THIS RIGHT NOW THIS IS JUST THE GREATEST THANK YOU FOR BEING A PART OF MY EXISTENCE YOU PURE BUFF PIXIE OF BEATING HEART MAGIC.
Marianne: Bog… you’re fading out again? Are you okay?
Bog: I’m fine! The voice in my head is just in rapture.
Marianne: …. what?
Bog: So! Sex? [realizes what he just said, tries to back up, hunching over] I mean…. uh… sex is fun! I mean, not, it is… uh… blanket forts? I mean-
Inside Bog’s Mind: YOU ARE BLOWING THIS FOR US QUICKLY BACK UP COMPLIMENT HER!
Bog: Your face is not a tree.
Inside Bog’s Mind: [presses the self destruct]
Bog: … I mean… sorry.
Marianne: … Bog, sweetie. You don’t have to be nervous. It’s just me.
Bog: [smiles shyly]
Marianne: [smiles back shyly]
Inside Marianne’s Mind:HOOOOOOOOWMAAAAHHHGAAAWDS HE IS THE MOST ADORABLE STUPID THING EVER! I AM GOING TO MAKE YOU MOAN SO HARD TONIGHT MY SEXY PINE CONE BECAUSE YOU ARE SO FRIGGEN ADORABLE YOU PERFECT TEENY TINY LITTLE LEGGY TREE BLORPY GOBLIN THING YOU, YOU ARE LITERALLY JUST THE DORKIEST THING EVER I CANNOT EVEN HANDLE THIS WE ARE ONE HUNDRED PERCENT MAKING BLANKET FORTS TONIGHT I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE ATTRACTED TO YOU LETS DO THIS.
Bog: Marianne, are ye-
Marianne: LET’S MAKE BLANKET FORTS.
Bog: I LOVE YOU.
And so Bog and Marianne said screw it to being shy and just made blanket forts all night.
THERE ARE BRUISES AND STITCHES ON THE SIDE OF MISHA’S FACE AND I SHIT YOU NOT HE IS APOLOGIZING TO FANS FOR MESSING UP THEIR PHOTO OPS THIS MAN IS A BEAUTIFUL FUCKING ANGEL I CANNOT EVEN HANDLE THIS RIGHT NOW
Once I tried to impress a boy by eating ridiculous amounts of ridiculously spicy hot sauce. I threw up twice and had to be treated by a paramedic, but I still ate more of it than anyone else there. He and I dated for a year and a half after this. I guess it worked.
I just read the description of season 3 Arrow and I was not prepared. Oliver asks Felicity out on a date and I cannot even handle it right now. Can you just imagine what that scene is going to be like? I can see Felicity not getting it at first…
Oliver: Felicity…would you like to have dinner with me?
Felicity: Hmm? Oh…sure, sure…I’m starved. Will Diggle be there? I told him I’d help him out with his personal laptop. He could bring it and I could take a peak at it.
Oliver: No…I mean, I wasn’t planning on asking Diggle, I just…
Felicity: You just?
Oliver: I was just kind of thinking…hoping it be…just the two of us?
Felicity: Oh…okay…why? Something wrong? Did I do something?
Oliver: What? No…of course not.
Felicity: Good…I never know sometimes…that’s fine, where do you want to go? Not Big Belly Burger…I caved and went there yesterday and I just can’t do it two days in a row.
Felicity: Especially after having a chocolate shake with it.
Oliver: Felicity, I was sort of thinking some place…nicer.
Felicity: Nicer…okay…sure. Just…text me where you want and I’ll met you there.
Oliver: I was kind of planning on picking you up at your place?
Felicity: *blinks* Why? That’s silly and way out of your way…I’ll just…
Felicity: *jumps* What? Jeez!
Oliver: If you just slowed down for one moment and use that brilliant brain of yours, you’d realize that I’m trying to ask you out on a date…however, you’re making it really difficult.
Oliver: You heard me. I’m asking you out on a date…something I’ve wanted to do for awhile.
Oliver: But the timing was never right.
Oliver: Until now.
Oliver: So…would you like to?
Felicity: Like to what?
Oliver: *sigh* Go on a date with me, Felicity
Felicity: Oh…a date…with you?
Oliver: *smiles* Yes…a date…with me.
Felicity: Oh…well…okay…I mean, sure…yes…I…I’d love to…go on a date with you…Oliver.
Oliver: I’ll pick you up at seven
Felicity: Seven…great. *gives him two thumbs up* I’ll be ready.
Oliver: *Leans over and gives her a kiss on the cheek* See you then.
And then he’ll walk off, leaving Felicity staring off after him completely dumb-struck as she sinks back into her chair. She’ll then place her hand on her cheek he just kissed, smile stupidly before she sighs and twirls herself happily in her chair.
i keep getting a lot of requests from people to edit and post my wedding video tomorrow. but guys, like, you have no idea how i really cannot even handle to watch or edit or share my wedding video. i know that sounds weird, like it was a tragedy or something, but you don’t understand. sometimes the greatest thing that ever happened to you can have the same effect on you as a tragedy. it was too good to ever re-live, like a dream. it’s one of those things you have to lay to rest. like when you finish that book that made you cry your eyes out again and you can’t bear to read it or anything else for a good year…. because every time you re-read it or try to read something else, it just could never compare. it’s like that. it’s sadness and wonderfulness and life all wrapped up together, and it just needs time. that day was the greatest day of my life and it was too good to be relived. i can never relive it, it was too sacred, and like my favorite book, i need to be okay letting it be a memory that doesn’t need to be watered down and relived through technology.