i cannot believe this shit

anonymous asked:

Kiiiing I had a dream about Liam a couple of nights ago and didn't realize it was him until I saw your art and I was like "OMG it was HIM!!" I cannot believe I'm dreaming of ya oc's

HOLY SHIT LUCKY! I wished I dreamed of my OCs like all the time.

What did he do in your dream? 

China Cup: A Summary
  • Phichit: I fucking love this movie IT'S MY MOVIE
  • Guang-Hong: What a beautiful, delicate flower am I
  • Georgi: SHE LEFT ME NOW I PUT A CURSE ON HER
  • Leo: I want everyone to be happy and I'm actual sunshine
  • Christophe: We're all having sex on this ice all of us
  • Yuuri: Victor is mine bitches lemme drink those tears u cry
Washington On Your Side
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  • Hamilton Presentation - May 2014
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Alright, so I just recently listened to this and holy shit, I cannot believe that this was not posted anywhere else??? God this is a work of art and here’s why:

  • “This bitch is askin’ for someone to bring him to task, Somebody gimme some dirt on this asshole so we can at last unmask him”  Damn TJeffs!!!! I just love how angry this dude gets!!!!
  • “He likes taxes so much, can we enact an asshole tax?” Okay, straight up, JMads whole verse is incredible. He starts of talking about how A.Ham and him started off as colleagues and worked together for the same issues, however, after working with him for a while, he realizes that A.Ham is wildly dangerous and seems to get his way most of the time, hence the title of the song. This is why I low-key always thought that JMads hates A.Ham slightly more than TJeffs.
  • “Let’s lower his stack in the eyes of the nation. With misinformation, first we diminish him, then we finish him!”  Honestly, one of the great parts of the song. The rumors they spread! WHAT A DAMN MESS!!!!!
  • “I HEAR HE’S GEORGE WASHINGTON’S ILLEGITIMATE SON!” My damn senior quote!!!!!!!!! I literally shouted the first time I heard this, OMG!!! HOW WAS THIS NOT PART OF THE PLAY HOLY SHIT
  • “He wants to abolish slavery.” “That one’s actually true.”  “NO”
  • I especially love how it is mostly a TJeffs and JMads song. Like no one else is it, but our favorite Southern Mother-Fucking Democratic-Republicans!  This such a great song and I seriously think this is one of the greatest songs ever produced in the entire musical.

WHAT PART OF NOT YET CANON AGES IS SO DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND.

WHAT PART OF SHA///LADIN NOT BEING MINOR/ADULT RELATIONSHIPS AND DECENT PEOPLE ACTUALLY MAKING SENSIBLE AND REASONABLY BACKED UP IN CANON HEADCANON AGE CHOICES IS DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND. 

WHAT PART OF ALL THIS SHIT IS BASED ON AGE HEADCANONS IS SO DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND.


WHAT PART OF AGE HEADCANONS BEING DIFFERENT BECAUSE THE AGES ARE NOT CONFIRMED IS SO DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND.


WHAT PART OF BLACKLISTING NOTPS AND BEING PROACTIVE TO MAKE YOUR OWN SPACE A GOOD PLACE FOR YOU IS DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND. 


WHAT PART OF UNDERSTANDING THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DISLIKING A SHIP AND HAVING A NOTP AND BEING AN A///NTI IS DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND.


WHAT PART OF STAYING IN YOUR LANE DOING YOU AND LETTING OTHER PEOPLE EXIST AND ENJOY WHAT THEY WANT IS SO DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND.

WHAT PART OF NOT MAKING ASSUMPTIONS AND THROWING BIG LOADED WORDS AROUND THAT AREN’T EVEN RELEVANT IS DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND. 


MY. 

GOD.

WHAT PART OF AGES ARE CURRENTLY HEADCANONS IS DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND. 

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I cannot believe rick and morty just pulled this shit. This show is on a whole other level

boat drinks, boys in the band ordered boat drinks. visitors scored on the home rink. everything seems to be wrong. im gonna do a mashup, keep going lately and i said what about newspaper mentioned cheap air fare breakfast at tiffanys she said i think i remember the film ive got to fly to saint somewhere and as i recall i think closing time we both kinda liked it im close to bodily harm time for you to go out to the places you will be from and i said well thats one thing we got you guys are ruining it keep going, this is super. twenty degrees closing time and the hockey games on you dont have to go home but you cant this is a nightmare sync, youre ruining it stay youre ruining everything here nobody cares no youre doing great they are way too far gone and i said what about people are not going to be able to isolate this breakfast at closing time and put it on youtube boat drinks came in. im gonna start over. im gonna start over. if you keep going, im gonna start over. okay. okay. you dont have to go home twenty degrees and the but you cant hockey games stay on here nobody cares boat drinkin theyre all way too far gone boat drinkin im just gonna edit this out. start again right now okay boat drinkin boat drinkin boat okay. here we go drinkin twenty degrees boat drinks and the hockey games on lets do a round boat drinks boat drinks boat drinks boys in the boat drinks id like to go where the pace of lifes boys in the band slow with the boat drinks youre ruining it boat drinks boat drinks boys people love my singing, and youre in the band ruining it for them. justin fuckin were doing a round stop stop singing dah dah dah im gonna start all over travis, shut up. travis shut up. boat drinks. im starting over this is the beginning again okay boys in the band ordered boat drinks boat drinks boat drinks boys in the band visitors scored on the ordered boat drinks home rink boys in the band ordered boat drinks it wont sync up when youre doing that, youre ruining it. youre ruining the song. no. were doing a round. okay, okay. theres no round. try it again. it wont sync properly. youre just making bad audio. okay, okay. okay here we go. boat drinks. boat drinks. boys in the im gonna start again. boat drinks no im trying to do an echo. boat drinks. its not gonna sync, its gonna sound like garbage. starting again. boat drinks drinks drinks drinks boat drinks boys in the band ordered boat drinks boat drinks drinks drinks dont use it too early visitors scored on the home rink everyone seems to be wrong fine rob just fine fine isolate them out for the rest of it ill just take off my headphones, thats fine. twenty degrees twenty degrees and travis we can say whatever the fuck we want now and the hockey games on ha ha ha nobody cares hey everybody, jimmy buffet theyre too far gone sucks screaming boat drinks somethin justins piloted by fart sperm jimmy buffet is a garbage artist something to keep them all warm hes a fartist nobody can hear that go print out a buffet song lyrics chart id like to go where the and throw it in the fuckin garbage pace of lifes slow, could you beam me somewhere, mr scott im gonna put all of jimmy buffets songs on a jump drive and flush it down the toilet any old place here on earth or in space ah justin can you hear this you pick the century and ill pick the spot. this is all fair use, jimmy james. i know i should be leaving this climate, ive got a verse but cant rhyme it ooh what about tuesdays with morrie i gotta go where its warm alright now now you guys can sing all of this part cause were just gonna repeat great alright im gonna skip the last verse alright here we go were just gonna repeat i gotta go where its warm. i gotta go where its warm. i gotta go where its warm. i gotta go where its warm. [recording: boat drinks, boys in the band ordered boat drinks] go keep fuckin singing drinks [recording: visitors scored on the home rink] visitors scored on the home rink is that it youre doing great everything seems to be wrong and resolve the chord progression ive gotta go where its warm and the end of the show boaaaat drinks no god you resolved it boat drinks boooooooaaaaaaa please resolve it ooooooaaaaat driiiiiiiinks (whispering) boat drinks my—my anxiety is through the fucking roof right now
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OH MY GOD

I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS 

THEY MADE MY COSMETIC I’M FREAKING OUT HOLY SHIT BLESS THIS DAY I CANNOT OHHHHHHHHH

I DON’T KNOW IF I JUST PREDICTED IT OR THEY SAW THIS AND MADE IT BUT OMG I HAVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER O MMMM GGGGGG