i cannot believe i made a thing this cheesy oh god

// THE!! BEST!! GIFT!! EVER!! IS!!
M E M E S!!!!
kind of nsfw, at least implied.

{ Valentine’s day special }

Zen:

- He’d gotten the whole shebang, like every cheesy gift imaginable. Everything. Who is this man, why is he like this.

- You just slowly slide an envelope over the table– he gets really excited and starts to open it with a huge smile on his face; you have to bite your cheek to contain yourself.

- When he gets it open, it’s literally pouring out valentine’s day cards with memes on them

- ” Wait what is this? Spell lana backwards? … OH”

- He’s laughing while he’s opening them because he didn’t know what he expected but not this?

- “ Looks like someone’s getting cremè bru-laid toni– M C ”

- Keeps them because he thinks they’re funny and just so you. Trust me, he’ll go through with everything that’s written on those cards if you know what i’m dayin wink wonk

Jumin:

- Honestly don’t give it to him out front like hide little sticky notes around the house for him to find

- He’ll be at work two weeks after valentine’s day and he just finds
“ you’ll be making MY kitten purr tonight“ WITH A PICTURE OF ELIZABETH THE 3RD

- Calls you and asks how many of these you made because he finds them at random, he found one in the oven like?? when did you have time for this

- He recognizes V’s ugly writing on a few of them and he’s going to fight that man for helping you with this

Yoosung:

- He was so so scared for valentine’s day– what if you didn’t like his gift? He just went with what Jaehee told him to get and rolled with it.

- He’s stuttering and nervous, you slide him a card. incognito. If you had sunglasses, they would have been worn.

- You got him a video game!! And he’s excited, but confused when there’s no disk?? it’s just cardboard with something written on it

- “ the only thing you’ll be playing with is me tonight. ”

- VISIBLY SWEATING AS HE SPITS OUT HIS DRINK

Jaehee:

- she’d have none of your bullshit honestly

- She saw you making cards and she just cannot believe this she runs whenever you chase her with them in hand

- “ damn girl, you optimus fine ”

- S TO P

- “ let’s get together and have some shrex because i’m not ogre you ”

- N O

- “ id let you in my swamp ”

- SHES ABOUT TO BURN THE HOUSE STOP

Seven:

- oh look at that you both had the same idea

- He makes his hand made memes into paper planes and sends them to you via flight through the living room

- “ let’s bop bop bop ur top off ”

- of course you HAVE to send one back I mean it’s just common courtesy!

- fucking looses it at
“ ravioli ravioli give me the dickioli ”

- this goes on all night until the living room is COVERED in these cards

- poor saeran is surrounded by your sins when he wakes up look what you’ve done you’ve soiled him

V:


- V is the sweetest on valentine’s day okay he gets you roses, gives you massages with nice vanilla candles all around, ( he’s a god with his hands trust me trust me) kisses, chocolates, wine, he’s basically your servant for the day and you over here givin him some memes? smh who are you

- no but seriously, he would think it’s the cutest thing. especially handmade, look at your creativity! what a nerd

- hey he can spice things up too– He’s not stale, he’s a cool kid too MC. But his memes are wholesome with some sexual innuendo but mainly wholesome

- “ You take my breath away ”
WITH A SHITTY DRAWN INHALER AA MY MAN

- Most sexual has to be
“ Ill turn you on! ”
on top of your laptop, he’s so cute and blushy when you find it

Saeran:


- he’s concerned for your wellbeing because you’re laughing so hard at the stack of valentines in his hand

- “ I think you’re eggstaordinary?? I want to see your hard drive— MC what is this EXPLAIN”

- He’s laughing too because he honestly can’t believe this you worked so hard on these

- He loves you so much his heart hurts because of it— you’re so silly and goofy and it makes him so happy? but these are terrible who taught you how to meme? let the master show you how it’s done ~

Are You Even Hearing Me?!

Chapter 6
“Not Too Insane For You“

{MASTERLIST}

Sam x Reader

Word Count: 1,915

[Unbeta’d]

WARNING: ANGST, EXPLICIT LANGUAGE, MENTIONS OF PAST SUICIDE, MANIPULATIONS AND DECEPTION

A/N: So there are some dialogue that are from Sam’s POV and they’re in bold italics. I plan on writing as much as my kids will allow me today, so maybe, hopefully, chapter 7 will be out today too? Get excited, dear readers.

Originally posted by devoiddean

These last 5 weeks I feel like I’ve been ramming my head into the wall. Y/N absolutely will not cooperate with me. Or any of the Mandrel staff. She won’t even give it an inch. And it concerns me. What is on the other side of her skull? Is she purposefully trying to be difficult?

I see an innocent girl in there somewhere. I can feel an innocent girl in there

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requested
Dating Cisco Ramon would include:

• him giving you his adorable puppy dog eyes when he wants something
• and you can’t help but give it to him as you can’t resist
• feeling quite lost when he goes on about the mechanics and science behind a new toy he made
• but allowing him to ramble on as he looks like a child on Christmas morning
• being apart of team Flash and although you’re not great with the science aspects you’re great at finding things out, like the hideout of the latest meta-human you’re hunting
• Barry always pretending to throw up when you and Cisco show any sign of affection
“Get a room you two!”
“Well we did have one, you just so happened to walk in it, Allen”
• being close to Caitlin as she’s the only other female
• cheesy pick up lines
• adopting a dog together
• and having you camera roll filled with pictures of Cisco and the dog and they’re just too adorable
• getting incredibly snarky when Lisa Snart starts flirting with Cisco
“I’m not sure if you’ve realised, but Cisco has a girlfriend, and that happens to not be you so I’d greatly appreciate it if you removed your talons from his arm. Thank you, goodbye.”
“Was there just a bitch fight. Over ME. Oh my god this is the best day ever.”
• understanding all of Cisco’s references as you’re a complete and utter geek too
• having to lock up the candy in your apartment otherwise Cisco would eat it all and you simply cannot handle Cisco on a sugar-high
• he never fails to make you smile
• you are honestly so grateful to have Cisco in your life as he’s just a ball of sunshine and always sees the best in things around him. He brings out the best in you.
“yes I love you, but seeing Oliver Queen do the salmon ladder is a blessing to this earth”
• really sweet, giggly, passionate sex
• Nerf gun wars at home and in the lab
• fighting over what superheroes are better
“absolutely not, Captain America slays everyone”
“okay so maybe I like seeing Chris Evan’s ass in that skin tight suit, but that changes nothing”
• going out of your mind when something happens to Cisco
• him making you soup when you’re sick and laying cold flannels on your forehead
• Cisco giving you cute presents all the time like a bouquet of flowers or a box of your favourite chocolates
• helping him name the meta-humans
• rolling your eyes, sighing then smiling at his dorkiness
• him being nervous about introducing you to his family
• if you’re ever kidnapped or in trouble, you will always be the one to get the two of you out of it
• cuddling
• Cisco liking sweet PDA as he loves to show off the fact that you’re his
• sweet pecks, nose kisses and resting your foreheads against one another
• hand holding
• Cisco being nervous about screwing things up or doing something wrong as he believes you’re way out of his league and can’t bare to lose you
• being incredibly sarcastic
• asking Cisco what conditioner he uses to get his hair like that
• loving his childish antics

prince!Woozi

find;
prince!wonwoo (here)
prince!mingyu (here)
prince!jeonghan (here)
prince!joshua (here)

  • overwhelmingly involved with every aspect of the country that he’s allowed to be involved in, like he’s the prince but it’s rumored he does even more work than the king himself 
  • according to the house staff, he stays up till ungodly hours sketching up plans and reading through research and files and letters and even when he’s trying to calculate amounts of money spent on this or that the servants will be like “we can let someone else handle that young prince!!” but he refuses to let anyone else do it. he feels like its his sense of duty to know everything he can about his country in order to better it
  • he’s brash and straightforward, which can come of rude so a lot of people respect him but also fear him
  • he’s always telling the king not to listen to his head advisor, to listen to him instead and everyones like …he’s just a kid he knows nothing….but prince!woozi is present at every royal council meeting and is always slamming down the other people who give false info/try to make a quick buck off the backs of the hardworking citizens like prince!woozi does NOT stand for taking the easy road
  • whenever he goes into two people regard him with extreme politeness and even sometimes cower in his presence which actually kind of hurts him because he doesn’t want them to be scared, but it’s better for him to keep a straight face because at least then people will start taking him seriously 
  • wears mostly suits, doesn’t like wearing his crown because he doesn’t believe he’s earned it yet, also …. suspenders;
  • see you’ve known the prince since you were young because you’re the child of one of the wealthy merchants on the royal council and you’ve absolutely loathed him since forever because you think he’s snobbish and keeps sticking his nose into royal affairs and even if he’s the prince?? like why does he think he can speak over your father at the board meetings?? (but uve only ever heard of him,, never seen him b4) 
  • so oneday theres are big get togethers and the council is to bring their family so everyone is there and the kids are forced to be in the same room and thats when u see the prince for the first time…
  • and tbh you’re already rolling your eyes at him walking around and trying to talk big about what he claims is best for the country and he finally sees u and is  like “did you roll your eyes at me?” and you’re like “my father told me you have no clue what you’re talking about” and you two get into a heated debate over like ?? the countries politics and it gets to a point where everyones watching and like a close friend of yours by the name of hoshi whose also the child of someone on the council runs over and pulls you and woozi apart
  • hoshi’s like!!!! he’s the prince, just let him do his thing and you’re like !!! he thinks he’s ALL that like does he even do his research??? 
  • and hoshi’s whose also good friends with the prince is like yeah he does,,,and ur free to disagree with him but dont cause a scene !!
  • you look over and prince!woozi is still looking at you with narrowed eyes and you’re like “it’s unfair that just because he’s the prince I have to watch what i say around him” and hoshi just sighs like listen
  • but its too late prince!woozi is back over to you like “it’s not because im the prince it’s because im righ-” and you’re like “oh really??? source?? and you two just argue the rest of the night and hoshi sighs and gives up like oh my god these 2 are 2 headstrong for me
  • you leave that party just gushing over how much of a showoff you think the prince is but ur like w/e at least i dont have to see him anymore like he’s a littLE cuter then u expected but that doesnt mean anything and i totally didnt just say that whatever he’s ………….dum …….b 
  • but a week later youre hanging out with hoshi before like piano lessons and hoshi’s like “the prince told me he wants to see you again” and youre like wHAT and hoshi’s like “yeah i saw him out in the town buying more books or something he said he wants to talk to you about what happened and that you should go up to the castle at some point” and ur like “hoshi, dont play pranks on me” but hoshi just shrugs and pulls out this fancy letter looking thing and he’s like “here the prince said you have to use this to get in” and you’re like oh my god this is for real
  • so you think about going but youre like we’re just gonna fight???? right??? so you’re like nvm……but then your father comes home from a council meeting and is like “the prince requested you see him. you have to go”
  • and so you end up in the royal library standing beside the prince and u have ur arms crossed and prince!woozi is like “listen..” and youre like “can you hurry up??? i have places to be??” and he’s like “DO YOU ThINk I WANNA DO THIS TOO???” and you’re like “YOU INVITED ME!!!” and hes like “BECAUSE HOSHI SAID YOU WANTED TO COME AND APOLOGIZE” and youre like WHy WouLD I EVBER waNT TO APOLOGIZE  2 U and once again you two end up yelling at each other and at some point neither of you is saying anything
  • and prince!woozi is running his fingers through his hair and your like out of breath from yelling and you’re both red in the face and once you make eye contact youre just like
  • oh no wait
  • why does he look so good
  • oh my god his hair is messy because he kept slicking it back…
  • and you’re just like NO!!!DONT THINKTHAT!!!! but your heart is beating and your face isn’t red from just yelling anymore and the prince is just fixated on you and suddenly idk how you two are just getting closer and closer and you dont notice but prince!woozi is just as nervous he keeps swallowing and biting back his lip but you guys are like inches apart and oh god you’re about to kiss the annoying prince 
  • BUT a servant accidentally slams the door open with a tray full of sweets and you and woozi jump apart and the servant apologizes before leaving the food and you and the prince CANNOT EVEN LOOK AT EACH OTHER
  • like how the heck did u two go from arguing to almost making out and honestly youre like i gtg and he’s like not even responding he’s just like frozen and u run the heck out of there
  • a couple days later u see hoshi again for piano lessons and u almost like strangle him for pulling that prank on u and hoshi’s like listen!! ive known the prince since i was young too and he’s not bad,,, u guys have a lot in common and ur like oh really like whAT?? and hoshi’s like “did u know that he composes?? he sings??? he writes songs and loves music like you!! he’s also stubborn but like he wants the best for people like YOU and get this: i heard him call u cute at one point JUST SAYIN” and ur like…………..hoshi…………stop…..and hoshi’s like “nah i promise on my life this time!!”
  • and tbh you cant stop thinking about the prince and ur so upset because u dont know what to think of him like sure he keeps cutting ur dad off at the council meetings but when u sit down and think about it….like his points make sense and u didnt know he made music….that sounds nice…..and yeah he is CUTE TOO IN HIS SUITS AND UR JUST LIKE i cant believe im falling 4 this ….. prince…… 
  • BUT lil did u know woozi is also in turmoil like?? i fought with them and argued but also theyre so ??? attractive and he just ends up calling hoshi for help 
  • you also at some point ask hoshi for help and hoshi is just like THIS IS PERFECT
  • and so hoshi, being the great matchmaker he is, somehow gets u back into the palace probably like u came with ur dad for a council meeting and u see the prince and ur like……………..
  • and prince!woozi is also like …………
  • but u two cant just be like that so finally u go over and ur like “um….” and he’s like “….im not as bad as you think like we just fight all the time but….” and ur like “i know…hoshi told me u even like music like me which is cool…” and his eyes light up and ur like ? and he’s like “i love music, but there are more important things like economy to focus on so…..” and u notice for the first time how weak his voice gets and ur like….
  • what if he’s just a kid who never got to pursue what he really loved because he felt so committed to his country?? and suddenly u feel bad and ur like “if u want…u can come to me and hoshi’s piano lessons…i mean ur the prince so u could probably hire someone better t oteach you but-”
  • but he’s like “really? id love to….i….have composed some songs over the years i wonder if we could play them..” and ur like ….omg sure id love to hear them
  • and u two smile at each other for the first time and then turn away blushing like crazy because oh god that was so cheesy god g OD
  • before he goes into the council meeting, prince!woozi turns to you and sorta goes “ur not so bad…you know?” and ur like “HEY im the one whose supposed to say that!!!” and u two laugh
  • somewhere hoshi is just sitting with a grin on his face like “ah, another perfect couple matched!” idk but imagine hoshi is like a magical matchmaker in this au to he hooked u up with a prince good shit amiright 
  • (bonus: prince!woozi starts composing a song about u in secret hehe) 
More So - Pietro Maximoff x Reader

Originally posted by dailymarvelstories

Words: 1443
Pairing: Pietro Maximoff x Reader
Featuring: Sam Wilson, Bruce Banner, Wanda Maximoff, Steve Rogers
Warnings: swearing, fighting, drinking, mentions of smut
Requested by anon
can you do a pietro imagine where they kinda hate eachother but then they have a one night stand and after everything, she starts to realize that she cared about him more than she should? and he does too???
Author’s Note: I AM SO SORRY IT IS UP SO LATE. I was busy, yet again today, and when I finally had the chance to write, it started to storm. So then I decided to make it the best I could and actually attempt to edit a bit. But again, I apologize. I also kinda did some things that weren’t exactly from the request but it still follows! :)

Masterlist.


“Watch where you’re going, shitface.” You glared as the streak of blue and white ran past you, and managed to hit your side- almost knocking you down.

“Be quicker than that, ass!” He stopped running for a second to tell you that, but took off again.

You crossed your arms as you continued your way to find Sam. Your sarcastic, sassy buddy.

But before you had the chance to find Sam, Sam found you. “What’s up, little buddy?” He smiled, and ruffled your hair.

You frowned. “Don’t do that.” You moved his hand away. “I don’t like that.”

“Oh, come on, you know you love me.” He smirked, you just shrugged. “Alright, what is up with you?”

“Pietro has been non-stop pissing me off today.” You groaned, arms crossed.

Sam laughed. “I thought he pissed you off everyday.”

“He does! But today, he’s being extra annoying and rude!” You told Sam- he didn’t really care for the Maximoff boy, but he always found your bickering hilarious. He’d eat popcorn and watch if he could.

“He at least keeps the place entertained by making you mad all the time.” Sam smirked, and you furrowed your eyebrowsin frustration. “What? You’re kind of funny when you get angry.”

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Insecurities

post-reveal adrienette hurt/comfort???


He’s awkward and he can’t stop wiping his palms on his pants, but he knows too much time has passed (and one of them has to break sooner rather than later).

After all, it’s been two weeks now.

She’s shifting uncomfortably on her feet in front of him and he can’t stand what’s happened between them, can’t stand how him being there makes her so uncomfortable.

Gosh, he feels like such a jerk for showing up at her home uninvited.

“Uh,” he says intelligibly.

Come on, man–Speak words!

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My Thoughts on TFP

(after rewatching)

  • Can we all applaud Honor Kneafsey for her amazing acting as the girl on the plane. And also for her spectacular name.
  • Hearing Moriarty on the phone made my heart leap and my stomach drop.
  • Mycroft memorising old films <3
  • Then smiling at his childhood videos MY HEART
  • SWORD IN A CANE
  • the bleeding pictures… Sherlock is so extra
  • Why a clown?? That felt a bit too weird
  • GUN IN A SWORD IN A CANE
  • His little “help me” MY HEART
  • The theories about Eurus were right :D
  • They kind of threw away the whole ‘shooting John’ bit… it didn’t really make sense and just feels like a cliffhanger for the sake of it. I get that she’d want to get away but still… it was just a bit anticlimactic.
  • Poor scared Mycroft not wanting to be left alone :’(
  • John’s suddenly really spiteful. I guess he’s angry about being shot? Maybe I should watch the series all in one.
  • Mycroft’s disgust at being a client is wonderful.
  • The skull poster looks normal and dull again…??
  • Mycroft is so scientific and so dramatic at the same time, it’s great.
  • JOHN IS FAMILY
  • So is Eurus the middle child or Sherlock?
  • Mycroft picking up a stone while in his memory, like his younger self ^-^
  • Little Eurus had the same drawing board as me! I’m a bit terrified…
  • Sad Mycroft makes me want to cry.
  • I really want to meet this Uncle Rudi. He sounds interesting.
  • The idea of the patience grenade really freaks me out.
  • MRS HUDSON IS AMAZING
  • I love that Mycroft still cares about his childhood acting ^-^ he’s just great.
  • The explosion looked.. so fake…
  • Why does the radio play “Sherrinford”??
  • YES PIRATE HOLMES YEESSSSSSSSSS
  • I get that it’s all to trick us, but why do they lockdown the prisoners if Eurus is actually in control?
  • How the cheese were they uninjured from the explosion?? And How’s Mrs Hudson?
  • Wait. Did Mycroft get some poor bloke and explode him so that he could sneak onto the island??
  • So Mycroft’s still got his acting skills! :D
  • Why aren’t Mycroft and John suspicious that the Governor doesn’t send out a message to detain Sherlock?
  • I may be in love with Scottish Sherlock.
  • So Sherlock’s suit doesn’t have a single crease or damp patch after taking over a ship in stormy seas??
  • WHEN HE STEPS CLOSER AND SHE PLAYS THAT AWFUL QUICK RISING THING ON THE VIOLIN HOW IS THAT SO SCARY
  • “bottoms aren’t really pretty” I agree mate.
  • WHY AREN’T MYCROFT AND JOHN LISTENING IN ON EURUS AND SHERLOCK’S CONVERSATION. BAD IDEA.
  • THE LAUGHING SCREAMING STORY. SHE DELIVERS EVERY LINE PERFECTLY
  • EVEN THOUGH I KNOW THE GLASS TWIST IS COMING IT’S LIKE I’M BEING PUNCHED IN THE STOMACH HOLY CHEESE THEY PULLED IT OFF SO PERFECTLY I WAS SO SURE THE GLASS WAS THERE
  • YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS MORIARTY THAT IS SO PERFECT OH MY GOD I LOVE HIM BEST ENTRANCE EVER
  • HOW COULD THEY “5 YEARS AGO” US THE MONSTERS
  • Moriarty ships himself with literally everyone he meets.
  • MORIARTY BEST AWESOME FACE EVER
  • I’m so confused, she says “Redbeard” and then Moriarty starts doing some weird separated making-out thing with her… what??
  • Moriarty’s messages are amazing. End of. I wonder what his brother is/was like…
  • I feel like shooting the Guvernor wouldn’t be hugely hard, but then I guess it’s not something I’d have any idea about.
  • Numpty didn’t read the terms and conditions.
  • Mycroft stop being a dick.
  • The Garridebs bit looks really quite fake, and was fairly predictable, but I still liked it.
  • Of course that wouldn’t be Irene’s coffin, hers would be huge and black and silver, covered with roses.
  • OH GOD THE MOLLY BIT IS SO FREAKING TENSE I HATE HOW SCARED IT MADE ME
  • OH GOD MOLLY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I JUST WANT YOU TO BE OK THIS ISN’T FAIR. WHEN HE SAYS IT AND HE ACTUALLY MEANS IT OH GOD MY HEART I CANNOT COPE
  • WHEN EURUS SAID “saved her?” I THOUGHT SHE WAS STILL GOING TO KILL MOLLY AND EVERY PART OF ME FROZE
  • Eurus looks kind of sad right after the phone call. I think she wishes someone would say it to her, that someone would love her like Sherlock loves Molly.
  • Coffins are surprisingly destructible…
  • The “Kill John or Mycroft” bit was really predictable, but I think that’s maybe the point. We knew it was coming so we were scared of it, wishing it wouldn’t happen. It was the same for the characters. I love stuff like that.
  • For the tiny moment that I believed Mycroft actually wanted John to die it shattered my heart. Then when I realised he was baiting Sherlock it pulverised it, and then when John agreed with him it made it into a smoothie.
  • God Moriarty is such a creep… how do we love him so much?
  • SHERLOCK CARES MORE ABOUT JOHN AND MYCROFT THAN FINDING OUT THE ANSWERS GOD I LOVE THIS CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
  • Mycroft’s lip wobbling as he realises his brother might be about to die D’:
  • How were they all so perfectly positioned for the darts?
  • HOLY CHEESE SHE KILLED A CHILD THIS IS SO DARK OH MY GOD
  • Little Eurus playing with a plane… I guess it’s always been something on her mind.
  • Why wouldn’t the police have been called and done a full sweep of the grounds?
  • HOLY HECKINS THAT REVEAL WITH THE PLANE BEING LIKE SOME CRAZY MIND PALACE
  • Soo… how did she help him save John? The water is still pouring in when the police drop the rope down, so she hasn’t stopped it, but that leaves no time for getting to the well, calling the police etc. That bit just makes no sense.
  • Greg! A bit cheesy, but that’s why I love it!
  • Sooo… the grenade didn’t damage the floor at all? Mycroft expected it to, and he’s bought them before.
  • Putting the headphones back on the skull was a wonderful touch.
  • When I saw the MISS YOU disk I got all excited about another plot twist, having had so many this episode. When it came up as Mary, I just felt a bit disappointed, which is a shame because I really loved her character. I think they overdid that idea a bit. Plus it didn’t make a ton of sense in the story.
  • What does she mean “who you are, it doesn’t really matter” ??? The show is so much about their relationship and development. That’s what feels important, more than the cases. The story is a catalyst for the characters’ development, but it is not the main reaction.
  • Putting the smiley back and shooting it is such a lovely touch, I’m glad they included that.
  • THAT ENDING MUSIC
  • What a happy family <3
  • HAPPY MOLLY
  • That ending narration feels a bit… off. I don’t really know. It just sounds too much like the end of a series, rather than a realistic message Mary would send. I’m all about cheesiness, but it has to have purpose and make sense in the world of the story.
  • If they had been holding hands as they ran at the end, I would have forgiven the previous point. Like when they were handcuffed together, it’s such a perfect image for them, but instead we got general running which doesn’t really feel personal enough.

Overall, I like the episode. I found myself incredibly tense with fear and excitement the whole way through, the plot twist were delightfully horrific and manipulated my emotions perfectly. Lots were predictable but I think that actually added to the experience. There were quite a few issues, particularly towards the end, which did feel forced and quite disappointing.

When it comes to the whole Johnlock clusterheck, I do ship them, but I was surprised that people were so adamant that they would kiss etc this series. I’m no expert and haven’t watched the thousands of videos on the subtext, but I know that it’s there and have suspected at least Sherlock to love John, but if they do end up being together, I wouldn’t expect it to happen this series. It would just make Mary seem like a throwaway character.

I get that a lot of people didn’t like this episode, and I see why, but I just wish that everyone would be a bit nicer and accept that everyone has different opinions. I’ve seen so much hostility and arrogance from both sides, and it’s things like that that give fandoms bad names. Someone disagreeing with you does not make them wrong or stupid, it just makes them different, which is kind of the point.

Sorry this ended up waaaaaaay longer than I intended, I just love Sherlock so much!

My Top 10 K-Dramas of 2013 - What's Yours? [Spoiler Alert]

2013 is about to end and K-dramaland has been kind in bringing us so many goodies this year. Below are my Top 10 favs on the year (my favs so it might not be yours so please don’t judge) :

The Book of the House of Gu

While the ending was a bit meh because WHY THE HELL did Lee Seung Gi have to be such a chaebol like person in modern Korea and all when it could have ended less cheesily but other than that I really enjoyed the drama. Suzy and Lee Seung Gi had great chemistry and the other characters were really well executed to, like Choi Jin Hyuk the forest god daddy and Yoo Yoon Seok as the possessed hyung. And god how much I love these two actors now.

Empress Ki

This drama is amazing. It is still going on now (because it is those 50 ep super long dramas) but I am pretty sure I will cling on all 50 episodes. All the actors are superb and while I got a feeling Ha Ji Won and Joo Jin Mo are supposed to be the otp (because of the Ep 1 K-drama styled stare), I cannot help but love the chemistry and scenes between her and Ji Chang Wook (I love him but I am not being bias here). The puppy emperor is too adorable and right now there is more of a legit reason for the two to be together as they are both ally-less and alone in this freaky baddies infested court of intrigues. Like nearly everyone in this drama is up to something O.O I forsee myself going down with another ship after Reply 1994.

Good Doctor

One of the best medical K-dramas in a good long time and Joo Won was played the role of an awkward genius young doctor with savant syndrome perfectly. The background to his character made the drama all the more interesting and perhaps brought the idea of helping people in a medical drama without being that cheesy (because his character has more reason to stop people from dying and to believe in it stubbornly). Moon Chae Won was also great and jksjkdnslkakncklas it’s just a drama that I would highly recommend. It just makes me feel fluffy inside :)

I Can Hear Your Voice

I had my doubts when I first started because it had the oh we met when we were young thing going on but I think the age difference yet opposite to what you expect in the maturity of the characters really got my attention in the get go. Lee Jong Suk portrayed his mind-reader role really well and I like how the story made his use of it for justice less forced on like what you would expect from a show with a super power possessing lead. Lee Bo Young nailed the playful immature and at times condescending public defender who grew to care for others like she used to while keeping the sassy attitude. Also kudos to Kim Sohyun who played Lee Bo Young’s counter part really well, allowing the growth in the character to be all the more realistic. I also admire the work done for Lee Da Hee’s storyline as most second female leads get demoted to the love ruining villainess and cunning master of manipulation without much explanation or some really unrealistic back story. But this role had development and a reasonable story too so YAY! Also, this drama had one of the better K-drama endings in the year to boot :D

Nine: Nine Times Time Travel

So I heard an American Version is being made and I am not surprised. This drama was that good. Unlike the overused back in time model used by many dramas already, this drama actually had a murder mystery for us to follow, with the hero’s love life being tossed back and forth in the most gut wrenching ways possible with every change he makes to the reality keeping us on our toes. This was a great breakout role for Lee Jin Wook who portrayed our cold city man time traveller extremely well while bringing out his emotions at each discovery and change with ease. Jo Yoon Hee was also a pleasant surprise (for me because I never watched anything with her in it before) and her role as the cute but tough journalist was a breathe of fresh air from the pretty poor girl or stunning idol heroines as of late.

Queen of Ambition

Seriously, this drama is so melo, it made me have my doubts in humanity. If North Korea hates Kim Tae Hee for Stairway to Heaven, someone needs to smuggle this drama there and they will discover that things only get worst with Soo Ae. You think she will kill an old man? NO. She tells him his missing son is dead. You think she will blackmail someone with proof of dirty secretsNO. She does that with so much skill she can out pwn a manipulative CEO with blank sheets of A4 paper. She is that good. And there is Kwon Sang Woo, whose amazing acting brought the hero, the man blinded by love now out for revenge, so believable to the point when he was really out to get her, you are scared of him too. Basically you have two amazing actors on a show down of wits and life ruining. Splendid stuff to wet your pants from fear but also cry your eyes out for our poor second male lead of TVXQ‘s Yunho and second female lead Go Jun Hee who involuntarily gets stuck in the mix.

Reply 1994

One of my favourite dramas of the year no doubt. While it was not super dramatic like Queen of Ambition or good at mystery as Nine (why you drag this hubby mystery for so long…), this was one of the best slice of life coming of age K-dramas ever. The emphasis on friendship and growing up together as a family was done fantastically, giving time for all characters to flesh them out into people that seem so real that we cannot help but love (maybe not to Yoo Yoon Seok’s love line though, oh well he left the show with all the woman who watched the drama dying to marry him) Go Ara was also really good, kicking all the critics away with a slipper (say that in Masan dialect XD) as the epic Na Jung who grew from wild girl to mature woman. Jung Woo also broke out as the reliable and manly Oppa for all Korean women (who will trash your house).


School 2013

Korea and its school problems have been touched on in many dramas but School 2013 has to be the most direct one of all. Apparently, there is even more work done in Korean schools now against bullying because of the success of the drama. And of course other than great acting from Choi Daniel and Jang Na Ra, School 2013 won’t be so great without the famous bromance between Lee Jong Suk and Kim Woobin, which led to a real life bromance off screen (and speculations that the two are a gay couple)

Secret

Oh betrayal. After watching Queen of Ambition and Secret, it really makes me wonder if that many people go to jail for their loved ones in Korea. Isn’t it guaranteed they will betray you and leave you to rot in there? Isn’t that the point? Oh well, I won’t complain since this drama is so good and this is needed to get it going! Ji Sung was AMAZING (wow you and your wifey are a on roll this year ;) ) and Hwang Jung Eum did such a good job. And Lee Da Hee AGAIN (you killing these second female lead roles girl) wowed me. Now thank you, Bae Soo Bin for doing so well in reminding me yet again that power ruins people in K-dramaland.

The Sun of My Master

The smartest drama of the year - seriously a female lead who sees ghost and a male lead who by touching her stops that from happening; THE PERFECT FORMULA FOR ENDLESS SKINSHIP OPPORTUNITIES!!! Now add in Kong Hyo Jin as the ghost seeing girl and So Ji Sub as the guy she must touch - BAM! Fans = dead. Ok, just to ensure we kill a few more fangirls, let’s also add in Seo In Guk and give him a super hot role and let Infinite's L be mini So Ji Sub! Other than an wonderful storyline, that’s enough reason to watch it, but seriously, watch it for the story XD

What’s your Top 10 K-Dramas of the Year? Leave your thoughts in the comments section below and may the drama sharing begin (and the road to more excuse for holiday procrastination!)

Title: Misconception
Fandom: Marvel
Word Count: 1,505
Characters: John Allerdyce x Reader
Reader Gender: Female
Warnings: A couple swear words
Notes: Request from anon for “Can i get a pyro imagine (long) where ure scotts and jeans kid (you have scotts power) and youre a year or so younger than john (dofp timeline so he never left the school) and scott ships the two so hard (its jean who disaproves) until john saves her”

Originally posted by hufflepuffs-are-awesome

        The courtyard of Xavier’s was filled with an unusual amount of students for a Friday night. Normally, the older students were all piling in cars and heading to the mall, or to go bowling, and the younger students were trying to sneak off with them. But tonight was movie night, during which they used a projector to play a movie on the side of the mansion, so everyone had stayed to watch the latest Pirates of the Caribbean movie.
        John Allerdyce was laying on a blanket next to Y/N Summers. Their friends, Bobby Drake and Rogue, were next to them, but both couples were too preoccupied with their partner to notice. The movie was simply background noise, as John and Y/N talked quietly about random things, staring lovingly at one another all the while. When John leaned down to press a kiss to her lips, he was suddenly dragged backwards – despite the fact that there was no one behind him. Y/N sat up quickly, and her eyes immediately found her mother, Jean Grey, who was glaring at John. Her father, Scott Summers, elbowed his wife while shooting an apologetic smile at his daughter.
        “Jean, you should just leave them be,” Scott whispered. Jean’s gaze shifted from shooting daggers at her daughter’s boyfriend, to staring quizzically at her husband.
        “You’re her father. You should be even more against this than I am!”
        “John’s a decent kid, and she really cares about him. If you keep pestering them, all you’re going to do is push her away,” Scott said seriously, then shrugged. “Plus, he knows that I will literally burn a hole in his ass if he hurts her.”
        Jean muttered something under her breath, but returned her attention to the movie. Well, she tried to, but her daughter’s thoughts were remarkably loud. I cannot believe her! She always does this! Even Dad’s okay with John, but she hates him! God, I can’t stand her sometimes. Jean frowned, and immediately blocked out her daughter’s thoughts, wishing to focus on anything but that.
        “I think your mom wants to kill me,” John said softly, scooting back over to Y/N. He hadn’t ever seen her look so furious. He laid a hand on her arm, only to find that her skin was searing hot. He jerked his hand away quickly, and her anger immediately disappeared.
        “I’m sorry! I didn’t even realize – I’m so sorry,” she said hurriedly, grabbing his hand with her now-cooled fingers, and inspecting it. There were thankfully no burns, and he wrapped his hand around hers, then brought her hand to his lips.
        “No harm, no foul, sweetheart,” John said gently, giving her a reassuring smile. Her frown remained, so he laid back down on the blanket and pulled her to his chest.
        “I’m sorry my mom is hateful.”
        “I’m not exactly the best candidate to be dating her daughter. Can’t say that I blame her.”
        “That’s the thing, though – you are the ‘best candidate.’ Even my dad thinks so, and he’s wanted to punch every other one of my boyfriends in the throat. But he’s already calling you his son-in-law. But my mom… she doesn’t have any reason to hate you, yet she does anyway.”
        “I’m just not everyone’s cup of tea,” John said, shrugging. He felt terrible that his girlfriend’s mother hated him, and he made every effort to change that, but it never worked. Y/N pressed a kiss to his jaw.
        “You’re my cup of tea.”
        “You’re so goddamn cheesy and cute, it sort of makes me want to puke, but it also makes me want to kiss you.”
        “Well, as long as you don’t do both at the same time,” Y/N replied, and they both laughed. John’s smile lingered after his laughter faded, pleased with himself that he got her to smile. They resumed their discussion of arbitrary topics in peace, snuggled close to one another.

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[PLP] All your perfect imperfections

Genre: pure fluff, drabble

Word count: a tiny bit over 1k (soz)

Warnings: some language, nothing too drastic. Also extra sugary fluff!

Doodler: @flippin-phantastic‘s beautiful art is HERE (go see it after u read omg it’s like a cartoon version of the fic I’m gonna cry)

Beta: @randomdraki (thank you so much for stepping in and saving the team and to all the others who tried to help, since our beta dropped out at the last minute)

Summary: Dan often can’t believe Phil is even real, with all the sunshine and happiness he seems to project. What happens when he decides to confront Phil about it? Will he realize that, despite the aggravation some of his endearing faults may bring, Dan actually wouldn’t have him any other way?

A/N: This is not a songfic, but the title is from John Legend’s song All of me. Excuse the very cheesy title (omg I’m the worst)… Uh, it doesn’t get much better during the fic, I’m afraid. Hope you like it <3 (can be read as platonic or romantic, depending on your own pov, have fun!)

Now posted on Ao3 as well


“How do you do it?” Dan blurted out as he stepped into the room, after contemplating Phil from the doorway.

“Do what?” He asked, confused.

This!” Dan gestured in his general direction, encompassing all of Phil’s body with the movement. He frowned, squinting at Dan and turning his head to the side in a silent question.

“I’m not sure I get what you mean…” Phil asked, prompting a sigh from Dan. He seemed to deflate before throwing himself on Phil’s lap, forcing the other to scramble to protect his laptop, once propped where Dan now laid his head.

“You’re like…” He paused, seemingly looking for words to explain it, as Phil patiently waited. “Perfect! Like, the fans keep saying you’re sunshine and I was like” He scoffed “Yeah, sure! But, like, they are totally right, Phil! I mean, you… EXUDE happiness”.

Exude?” Phil jokingly repeated, imitating Dan’s “articulate” accent.

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anonymous asked:

Could you write one about Y/N going on the yacht trip with Harry and his family and friends for New Years but instead of Kendall there, Y/N is there instead. (Pretend Kendall doesn't exist bc I need something to distract me from stupid Hendall lol)

((: thank you for requesting ((:

[ btw, this is perfect because i need a distraction from hendall too ]


“Are you sure it’s okay?” You ask Harry for the millionth time. “I mean, do your parents even want me there?”

He spins around from where he was currently packing his suitcase to face you with a sigh, “Y/N, for the last time, they asked you to be there! My mom loves you.”

“Okay, okay,” you start pacing in front of him, bringing your fingers up to massage your temple. “But what about the other people there? I’m cool with your family but what about the famous people? And God, Ellen Degeneres is going to be there!”

Harry laughs, then intercepts your path by pulling you into his chest. You immediately relax, taking in the oh-so-familiar scent of his cologne. “You will be fine,” he murmurs into your hair. “Besides, did you forget? I’m kinda famous too and you’re already doing great.”

“Oh, shut up,” you bat at his chest. He grins and you look up at him. “That’s because I don’t see you on TV everyday and I know the real you.”

“Don’t worry about my friends, kitten,” Harry plants a gentle kiss on your forehead. “They’ll love you just as much as I do.”


The yacht was bigger than you thought.

Of course, since you came from a middle-class family, you didn’t get to see ( much less board ) a yacht as often as Harry or his friends did, so you had no one to rant about your excitement to.

Besides Anne, of course.

“Oh my God why is this so big,” you walk side-by-side with Anne, who laughs at your words. “Why isn’t this sinking yet? This yacht should be sinking! Why on earth–”

“And you must be Y/N? Harry Styles’ girlfriend?”

You and Anne both spin around to see none other than Ellen and Portia.

“Um…” was all that left your mouth. “Yes?”

A deep chuckle rang out from behind you and within a second, Harry’s arm is slung over yours. “You sound so unsure, kitten. But yes, she is my girlfriend. Nice to see you again Ellen. Nice to see you, Portia.”

You allow yourself to sink back into Harry’s embrace ( well, actually, sink back into his expensive, designer, custom-made vacation shirt ) and get lost in their conversation. On more than one occasion, Harry nudged you and asked you about your thoughts on some things–inviting you to join the conversation–but you just nodded politely and agreed with whatever he said.

More and more people showed up on the yacht, and when you peered over the edge, you saw that there were a line of paparazzi camping out on the beach, cameras already poised and ready. This was when you whispered, “Harry. Cameras.”

Your boyfriend squinted at them from beneath his sunglasses and sighed audibly. Ellen noticed this too, and said, “It’s almost the New Year and they choose to come out here and stalk us, instead of spending it with their family?”

Harry seemed to notice your discomfort, as he said, “Well, Y/N hasn’t had the chance to change yet, so we’ll see you guys after?”

“Of course,” Portia spoke up. “Nice meeting you, Y/N.”

A couple of steps away from them, you murmur, “They hate me.”

Harry raises his eyebrows, “How can they hate you so fast? You barely said anything–”

“That’s why they hate me!” You protest and he just pulls you closer, kissing you on the cheek.

“C’mon,” Harry unlocked the door that you presumed you would be sharing. “Let’s get you in a swimsuit, okay?”


“I can’t believe I’m going into 2016 with moustache!harry,” you lean your head on Harry’s bare chest. You both are lying on the side of the yacht that the paparazzi cannot see, along with the rest of Harry’s family and friends. 

Harry’s fingers don’t stop running through your hair. “You’re such a fangirl.” You giggle as he leans down and presses his lips all the way up your neck. “I can’t believe I’m going into 2016 with the girl of my dreams.”

“Cheesy!Styles, also a bonus,” you smile and find his lips with yours. But before your lips could touch, he pulls away with a smirk. “Hey, what was that for?”

“Save the New Years kiss for midnight,” he winks. “And…after midnight…we can…”

“Oh,” you wink right back. “I already love the sound of that.”

The dark waves slap against the yacht slowly but constantly, and the dim lights surrounding the pool was the only sign of light for miles. You catch a sight of Anne and Robin, and Portia and Ellen, and all the other couples and you see that Harry was right.

“You were right,” you whisper to him.

“Hm?” Harry yawns sleepily.

You turn towards him and smile at his sleepy figure, “I had nothing to worry about. I thought I was going to have to spend my New Years with my boyfriend’s friends, but I’m spending New Years with my boyfriend…who happens to be on the same yacht as his friends.”

Harry smiles back, “Well, it’s not New Years yet.”

As if on cue, Ellen stands up on a chair and yells, “TEN. NINE. EIGHT. SEVEN–”

Harry’s green eyes flicker from your eyes to your lips.

“–SIX. FIVE. FOUR. THREE. TWO.”

“One,” you both whisper in sync and your lips meet.

There were no fireworks. No explosions to welcome the New Year.

There were only one pair of lips and two pairs of heavily, beating hearts.


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Chapter 4- Beginnings.

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3


“I have a date tonight.”

“WHAT? Lydia! Oh my GOSH, that’s so exciting! With who??”

Shortly after the day I gave Kit my number, he called and asked me to go to dinner with him that night. I, of course, said yes, and tonight was that night.

I had invited Zoe over to fill her in.. and also help me pick out what to wear.

“Well…you’re never going to believe it.” I replied with a grin.

Her eyes got wide.

“Oh. My. God. It’s not who I think it is, is it? Lydia Elizabeth Benson tell me right now!”

I smiled wide and paused, letting the suspense grow a little.

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clothaboo  asked:

Wrightworth

Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!

General:

  • Rate the Ship -   Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
  • How long will they last? - They’re stuck with each other forever.
  • How quickly did/will they fall in love? -For Phoenix - it was instant. Edgeworth takes time to warm up to people. But the only one he’s every felt truly comfortable with was Phoenix and that slowly evolved into something more – but he’s afraid to admit it.
  • How was their first kiss? - Chaste and unsure which quickly involved into passionate but not tongue hockey.

Wedding:

  • Who proposed? - I can see Phoenix saying something cheesy like “You’re the right one for me so…become Mr. Wright.” But I can also see Miles being like “We’ve lived together for a long time…we may as well go sign the proper documents to be married.” 
  • Who is the best man/men? - Oh god. Definitely Larry. They didn’t want him to be but he was insistent. His stealing lunch money and Phoenix getting blames for it was the reason they became friends, after all.
  • Who is the bride’s maid(s)? -No one. But if there was one - it’d be Franziska.
  • Who did the most planning? - Miles. Phoenix was really indecisive but also Miles was a bit of a husband-zilla. Everything must be PERFECT.
  • Who stressed the most? -Both of them. Phoenix is worried about messing up his vows and Miles is just worried about everything - most of all being the center of attention while showing his soft side.
  • How fancy was the ceremony? -Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
  • Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? -Winston Payne.

Sex:

  • Who is on top? -Phoenix. One wouldn’t expect it but he really enjoys breaking down Miles’ walls and seeing him in the most intimate and helpless way possible. Miles trusts Phoenix with seeing him in such a ‘weak’ state. Also Phoenix’s libido cannot be tamed - just look at his hot boyfriend.
  • Who is the one to instigate things? - It’s about equal. Phoenix instigates on purpose and at the worst of times. When he’s ready - he’s ready. Miles instigates when the time and place is right or if he has to leave for a overseas trip.
  • How healthy is their sex life? -Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
  • How kinky are they? -Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
  • How long do they normally last? -Not that long but they will normally go a few rounds in one night.
  • Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? -As much as possible.
  • How rough are they in bed? -Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
  • How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? -No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

  • How many children will they have naturally? -None.
  • How many children will they adopt? -Well, they already have Trucy but they aren’t opposed to another. Miles understands what it’s like to lose his parents so he has a special place in his heart for orphans - not that he’d say so.
  • Who gets stuck with the most diapers? -Phoenix. Miles can’t stand the smell and threw up on the floor once.
  • Who is the stricter parent? - Miles. Phoenix falls for the puppy eyes way too easily.
  • Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Both of them are attentive but all Miles has to do is glare and the kids know better.
  • Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Phoenix; Miles is too busy with work and barely remembers to eat.
  • Who is the more loved parent? - Both are equally loved.
  • Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Phoenix. Miles easily insults the intelligence of the teachers and is picky about whether or not the school seems like a good environment.
  • Who cried the most at graduation? - Phoenix
  • Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Well Phoenix is a defense attorney so….But Miles can pull some strings.

Cooking:

  • Who does the most cooking? -Phoenix. Miles can’t cook to save his life.
  • Who is the most picky in their food choice? -Miles; it’s not intentional. He just has a very delicate stomach and gets sick easily.
  • Who does the grocery shopping? - Phoenix. Miles isn’t allowed. He comes back with all kinds of fancy and expensive ingredients because he believes that the higher the price the better the quality.
  • How often do they bake desserts? - Not often enough - mainly on special occasions.
  • Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? -Miles eats more salad because its quick and easy on his stomach. Phoenix eats more meat - when he can.
  • Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Miles. He made reservations months ago.
  • Who is more likely to suggest going out? -Neither; they both enjoy eating at home and together. But after long days in court, Miles would rather they go out to eat than make Phoenix cook.
  • Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? -Probably Miles.

Chores:

  • Who cleans the room? -Miles. He’s a bit of a neat freak.
  • Who is really against chores? -Neither of them. They know it needs to be done so they do the chores together and it gets done faster.
  • Who cleans up after the pets? - Both of them. Pess may be Miles’ dog but Phoenix is always willing to help when he can.
  • Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Phoenix if he’s in a hurry.
  • Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Both of them. Phoenix is worried about having enough to feed everyone and Miles is worried about every speck of dust.
  • Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Detective Gumshoe when he came to visit. He was really happy about it because his salary was cut again.

Misc:

  • Who takes the longer showers/baths? -Miles. He’s very particular and meticulous in his grooming and because his skin is so sensitive - not only must he use special soaps , he can’t scrub too hard or with certain washcloths because he’ll get a rash.
  • Who takes the dog out for a walk? - They take turns. But Miles enjoys taking Pess on walks because it gives him time to relax and think.
  • How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Miles would rather not. The Von Karmas did not celebrate trivial things such as holidays but because of this Phoenix is insistent on making Miles enjoy holidays.
  • What are their goals for the relationship? - To make each other happy. Phoenix would especially like to give Miles the emotional support he has always needed.
  • Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Phoenix. Miles goes crazy if he isn’t up early and either working or cleaning. He cannot stand to be lazy - even if Phoenix wishes he would settle down and take a break.
  • Who plays the most pranks? -Neither. Miles isn’t much of a prankster and Phoenix knows he’ll sleep on the couch if he goes too far. 
Model Heroes

A Captain America x reader, Avengers fan fiction



Tony signs the male Avengers up to do a nude calendar for charity.  What could be the harm? 

Steve Rogers x reader, The Avengers
Humor, fluff
oneshot


A/N:  Special thank you to @nicloetje for posting the inspiration for the oneshot.


Pepper stormed into the gym waving a piece of paper around while she called for Tony, “Anthony Edward Stark!”

The room became silent; the sounds of the gym equipment, sparring, and conversations going on stopping immediately.

“Uh oh…”, Tony said from somewhere in the room.

She walked around the gym searching angrily for her partner, “Where is he??  Someone better speak up now!”

Clint and Nat stopped sparring and Clint laughed while pointing silently to the heavy bag. Pepper raised her eyebrows as she saw feet behind it, hands gripping onto the bag, and she hurried over.  “Get your butt out from behind there!  What the hell is this?”  She waved a letter around her angrily as she grabbed for Tony’s shirt.  He dodged her and ran to the other side of the room.

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Are We There Yet? (Steve/Sam/Bucky x Reader) (Part 3)

ft. King T’Challa. 

I am back with another chapter of this trash fic! I hope you guys enjoy it as much as you enjoyed the first two! Thank you so much for reading and sticking around. Let me know what you think because I’m thinking of turning this into a long series. Would it be interesting? Send me your thoughts! Thanks!

AWTY Masterlist

word count: 2019

warnings: cursing

“T’Challa, all I’m saying is if you send a private jet to North Carolina, I won’t complain,” your hushed whispers echoed softly against the bathroom wall tiles as you hid discretely in the bathtub from the others. You could only roll your eyes as you heard the smooth, accented voice come through the other end, chastising you on your behavior. For a full ten minutes, you felt like a little kid being scolded for your actions. Your fingers wandered over to a small bottle of shampoo on the side of the tub as you tuned out T’Challa as he continued to speak words of wisdom to you. “So bottom line is that your highness won’t help me, right?”

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Return To Sender

Inspired by a real life mail mix-up, though mine sadly was not a meet-cute. Just a confusing annoyance.

Dear Kurt Hummel,

Your package was delivered to me by mistake. I called the company to fix it, but as it was a post office mix-up they said there was nothing they could do. So I thought I’d just send it to you myself. It’s clearly very important. Apologies for the trouble!

Best regards,

Blaine Anderson.

p.s. Sorry for opening it! I realized too late that is wasn’t mine! I wasn’t being nosy, I swear.

p.p.s. You have excellent taste in binge-watching material.

Dear Blaine Anderson,

FINALLY my “Being Bobby Brown” marathon can begin. I have been unduly suffering. Seriously, you are so kind to send my late-night Ambien fueled purchase to me, express mail no less! I’ll be honest, I probably would have just tossed it. (I’ll be more honest, I would have been nosy, opened it, and then probably would have just kept it for myself.) So thank you. Here is a gift card to cover the cost of shipping. I hope you like coffee.

Thanks again,

Kurt H

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Our Song

Masterlist

Originally posted by teenwolfxhorrorstory

*Gif credit to the wonderful person that made this!*

requested by anon: some stiles fluff?

a/n: sure thing dollface! hope you like it! :)


Stiles was lying on his side running his fingers gently up and down your back, thinking about how lucky he was to have you. You rolled over to look at him and his heart almost stopped, you looked so gorgeous. Bed hair and all, you were still as stunning as you were the first night he met you. You smiled widely, eyes crinkling as you did so, and pulled him in to place a chaste kiss on his lips, “Whatcha thinking about, Superman?”

Stiles groaned at the nickname and flopped down on the bed, “Really? You’re bringing that back?”

You giggled and cuddled up against his side, “It never went away! That night is burned in my mind and it’s the best thing I’ve ever experienced. You were so freaking cheesy back then… You’re still a super cheesy dork. But I guess that’s why I love you so much.”

You looked up at him and saw that he was grinning with an arm thrown over his eyes. You smiled fondly at the memory and started laughing, “Oh god, please tell me that you’re going to sing to me at our wedding. And that song. You have to sing that song to me at our wedding. I will not walk down to the alter if you don’t sing me that song.”

“So if I don’t sing to you, you’re not going to marry me? That’s kind of like wow babe—”

“Okay, I’m kidding. I’ll still marry you, but…” You leaned up on your elbows to look at him with a straight face, “I love when you sing to me. You’ve got such a nice voice. Annnd that’s our song.”

“No way. I have plenty of songs that are considered our songs and that’s not even in the top 10.”

“Oh my gosh, you are so full of shit.” You barked out a laugh and climbed over to sit on top of his stomach, “You showed up in front of my house in the middle of the night, threw a large rock that broke my window, started playing your guitar, and sang me that song. It woke up the neighbors and they called the cops on you. Your dad showed up and you got grounded. I didn’t get to talk to you until the next morning at school. It’s definitely our song. And you have to sing it to me or I’ll cry.”

Stiles gasped sarcastically, “Oh no, you’ve found my one weakness. Your crying face.”

You smacked him playfully and rolled off him, out of bed, “You’re singing to me whether you like it or not.”

“WE’LL SEE BABE!” Stiles laughed and buried himself under the covers, missing your warmth.

A WEEK LATER

“I cannot believe I did that.” Stiles whined and buried his head in your curls, rocking the both of you on the dance floor.

You smiled and pulled him closer, mumbling happily into his vest, “It’s because you love me.”

Stiles pulled back and leaned down to kiss you softly, “You’re right, it is. God, look at you. You look fucking gorgeous in that dress.” Stiles eyes widened, “Oh god, we’re married! You’re my wife.”

“I am and you’re my husband.” You smirked and pulled him closer to whisper in his ear, “And since you sang to me and made this day the most amazing day I’ve ever had, tonight is all about you. You can do whatever it is you want to me.” You nipped his ear gently and smirked at the shiver it caused.

Stiles pulled back with heat rising in his cheeks. He pulled you closer to his body, trying to hide exactly what you’d done to him from the people all around, “Oh my god, you’re going to be the death of me.”

Cooper's Pepperoni

Inspired by this because it’s just adorable

Kurt is still holding the phone, and he doesn’t believe that it just happened.

It cannot be real.

This isn’t his life.

Well, all things considered, this is exactly his life, why is he surprised.

After talking with his father, he felt emotionally drained, he felt like comfort food.

All he wanted was pizza so he called his favorite pizza place and made his order because he doesn’t even need to look at the menu to know what kind of pizza he wants–medium size, thin crust, double cheese, no origano, ham and mushrooms on one side and pepperoni (the one that gave its name to the place, Kurt believes) and spicy merguez on the other.

What?

Anyway, Kurt placed his order like usual, asking if he could also get a tub of home-made ice cream.

And then his brain must have gone offline.

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