i cannot believe i made a thing this cheesy oh god

// THE!! BEST!! GIFT!! EVER!! IS!!
M E M E S!!!!
kind of nsfw, at least implied.

{ Valentine’s day special }

Zen:

- He’d gotten the whole shebang, like every cheesy gift imaginable. Everything. Who is this man, why is he like this.

- You just slowly slide an envelope over the table– he gets really excited and starts to open it with a huge smile on his face; you have to bite your cheek to contain yourself.

- When he gets it open, it’s literally pouring out valentine’s day cards with memes on them

- ” Wait what is this? Spell lana backwards? … OH”

- He’s laughing while he’s opening them because he didn’t know what he expected but not this?

- “ Looks like someone’s getting cremè bru-laid toni– M C ”

- Keeps them because he thinks they’re funny and just so you. Trust me, he’ll go through with everything that’s written on those cards if you know what i’m dayin wink wonk

Jumin:

- Honestly don’t give it to him out front like hide little sticky notes around the house for him to find

- He’ll be at work two weeks after valentine’s day and he just finds
“ you’ll be making MY kitten purr tonight“ WITH A PICTURE OF ELIZABETH THE 3RD

- Calls you and asks how many of these you made because he finds them at random, he found one in the oven like?? when did you have time for this

- He recognizes V’s ugly writing on a few of them and he’s going to fight that man for helping you with this

Yoosung:

- He was so so scared for valentine’s day– what if you didn’t like his gift? He just went with what Jaehee told him to get and rolled with it.

- He’s stuttering and nervous, you slide him a card. incognito. If you had sunglasses, they would have been worn.

- You got him a video game!! And he’s excited, but confused when there’s no disk?? it’s just cardboard with something written on it

- “ the only thing you’ll be playing with is me tonight. ”

- VISIBLY SWEATING AS HE SPITS OUT HIS DRINK

Jaehee:

- she’d have none of your bullshit honestly

- She saw you making cards and she just cannot believe this she runs whenever you chase her with them in hand

- “ damn girl, you optimus fine ”

- S TO P

- “ let’s get together and have some shrex because i’m not ogre you ”

- N O

- “ id let you in my swamp ”

- SHES ABOUT TO BURN THE HOUSE STOP

Seven:

- oh look at that you both had the same idea

- He makes his hand made memes into paper planes and sends them to you via flight through the living room

- “ let’s bop bop bop ur top off ”

- of course you HAVE to send one back I mean it’s just common courtesy!

- fucking looses it at
“ ravioli ravioli give me the dickioli ”

- this goes on all night until the living room is COVERED in these cards

- poor saeran is surrounded by your sins when he wakes up look what you’ve done you’ve soiled him

V:


- V is the sweetest on valentine’s day okay he gets you roses, gives you massages with nice vanilla candles all around, ( he’s a god with his hands trust me trust me) kisses, chocolates, wine, he’s basically your servant for the day and you over here givin him some memes? smh who are you

- no but seriously, he would think it’s the cutest thing. especially handmade, look at your creativity! what a nerd

- hey he can spice things up too– He’s not stale, he’s a cool kid too MC. But his memes are wholesome with some sexual innuendo but mainly wholesome

- “ You take my breath away ”
WITH A SHITTY DRAWN INHALER AA MY MAN

- Most sexual has to be
“ Ill turn you on! ”
on top of your laptop, he’s so cute and blushy when you find it

Saeran:


- he’s concerned for your wellbeing because you’re laughing so hard at the stack of valentines in his hand

- “ I think you’re eggstaordinary?? I want to see your hard drive— MC what is this EXPLAIN”

- He’s laughing too because he honestly can’t believe this you worked so hard on these

- He loves you so much his heart hurts because of it— you’re so silly and goofy and it makes him so happy? but these are terrible who taught you how to meme? let the master show you how it’s done ~

Rollercoaster // (Zach x Reader)

Summary: Zach takes you on a date at the local fall carnival.

A/N: This was not requested. Hope you guys enjoy this imagine; I know I take super long with these so it means a lot that none of y’all have complained about my lazy ass. LOL. I’m so happy you guys enjoyed my past imagines, thank you so much for the notes. <3

Warning(s): A little cussing 


“Two wristbands, please,” he asked the ticket salesman at the entrance of the fall carnival. It was a Wednesday afternoon and the local carnival was filled with Liberty High students who had just begun Thanksgiving break. “I cannot wait to get my hands on a funnel cake and eat it all up,” he said while waiting for the wristbands.

You and Zach Dempsey had been longing for one another ever since you transferred into Liberty High. You were quickly recruited to the cheer team, and though every single jock’s eyes were set on you, your eyes were set on Zach.

After months of late night phone calls, study sessions, and casual after-practice fast food runs, he finally gathered up the courage to ask you out on a real first date.

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anonymous asked:

Halloween 2k17! Kuroo, Oikawa, and Tsukishima's reaction to their S/O who can see ghosts? Like they're joking, saying there's a ghost in the room they're in, to scare their S/O, but she/he suddenly says, "OH! How do you know?" or some reactions like that lol

I FINALLY FINISHED A REQUEST

I AM SO SORRY HUHU BUT HERE IT IS!!!!

(i mean it turned out worse than i pictured, but i hope it’s even slightly funny)

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OIKAWA

A yawn broke Oikawa’s face as he groggily sat up in bed. He smacked his dry mouth twice before deciding that coffee was sorely needed and shuffled out of his bed, draping the blanket over his shoulders as he went.

“Y/N?” he called in the hallway, figuring you’d holed up in the kitchen, and sleepily made a beeline for there. As he got closer, he could hear your voice talking to someone; you mom, maybe. She always called on the weekends.

“Nah, he’s a good egg,” he could hear you say. “Sometimes he gets whiny, but it’s cute. Don’t worry—stay here long enough and you’ll get used to it.”

Oikawa frowned. Was someone going to live here indefinitely? He didn’t recall you saying anything in particular about it anyone staying over. And if it were something that huge you would’ve told him.

You let out a giggle. “No, that isn’t the first time I’ve heard that. But believe me, it’s been something I thought myself.”

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requested
Dating Cisco Ramon would include:

• him giving you his adorable puppy dog eyes when he wants something
• and you can’t help but give it to him as you can’t resist
• feeling quite lost when he goes on about the mechanics and science behind a new toy he made
• but allowing him to ramble on as he looks like a child on Christmas morning
• being apart of team Flash and although you’re not great with the science aspects you’re great at finding things out, like the hideout of the latest meta-human you’re hunting
• Barry always pretending to throw up when you and Cisco show any sign of affection
“Get a room you two!”
“Well we did have one, you just so happened to walk in it, Allen”
• being close to Caitlin as she’s the only other female
• cheesy pick up lines
• adopting a dog together
• and having you camera roll filled with pictures of Cisco and the dog and they’re just too adorable
• getting incredibly snarky when Lisa Snart starts flirting with Cisco
“I’m not sure if you’ve realised, but Cisco has a girlfriend, and that happens to not be you so I’d greatly appreciate it if you removed your talons from his arm. Thank you, goodbye.”
“Was there just a bitch fight. Over ME. Oh my god this is the best day ever.”
• understanding all of Cisco’s references as you’re a complete and utter geek too
• having to lock up the candy in your apartment otherwise Cisco would eat it all and you simply cannot handle Cisco on a sugar-high
• he never fails to make you smile
• you are honestly so grateful to have Cisco in your life as he’s just a ball of sunshine and always sees the best in things around him. He brings out the best in you.
“yes I love you, but seeing Oliver Queen do the salmon ladder is a blessing to this earth”
• really sweet, giggly, passionate sex
• Nerf gun wars at home and in the lab
• fighting over what superheroes are better
“absolutely not, Captain America slays everyone”
“okay so maybe I like seeing Chris Evan’s ass in that skin tight suit, but that changes nothing”
• going out of your mind when something happens to Cisco
• him making you soup when you’re sick and laying cold flannels on your forehead
• Cisco giving you cute presents all the time like a bouquet of flowers or a box of your favourite chocolates
• helping him name the meta-humans
• rolling your eyes, sighing then smiling at his dorkiness
• him being nervous about introducing you to his family
• if you’re ever kidnapped or in trouble, you will always be the one to get the two of you out of it
• cuddling
• Cisco liking sweet PDA as he loves to show off the fact that you’re his
• sweet pecks, nose kisses and resting your foreheads against one another
• hand holding
• Cisco being nervous about screwing things up or doing something wrong as he believes you’re way out of his league and can’t bare to lose you
• being incredibly sarcastic
• asking Cisco what conditioner he uses to get his hair like that
• loving his childish antics

prince!Woozi

find;
prince!wonwoo (here)
prince!mingyu (here)
prince!jeonghan (here)
prince!joshua (here)

  • overwhelmingly involved with every aspect of the country that he’s allowed to be involved in, like he’s the prince but it’s rumored he does even more work than the king himself 
  • according to the house staff, he stays up till ungodly hours sketching up plans and reading through research and files and letters and even when he’s trying to calculate amounts of money spent on this or that the servants will be like “we can let someone else handle that young prince!!” but he refuses to let anyone else do it. he feels like its his sense of duty to know everything he can about his country in order to better it
  • he’s brash and straightforward, which can come of rude so a lot of people respect him but also fear him
  • he’s always telling the king not to listen to his head advisor, to listen to him instead and everyones like …he’s just a kid he knows nothing….but prince!woozi is present at every royal council meeting and is always slamming down the other people who give false info/try to make a quick buck off the backs of the hardworking citizens like prince!woozi does NOT stand for taking the easy road
  • whenever he goes into two people regard him with extreme politeness and even sometimes cower in his presence which actually kind of hurts him because he doesn’t want them to be scared, but it’s better for him to keep a straight face because at least then people will start taking him seriously 
  • wears mostly suits, doesn’t like wearing his crown because he doesn’t believe he’s earned it yet, also …. suspenders;
  • see you’ve known the prince since you were young because you’re the child of one of the wealthy merchants on the royal council and you’ve absolutely loathed him since forever because you think he’s snobbish and keeps sticking his nose into royal affairs and even if he’s the prince?? like why does he think he can speak over your father at the board meetings?? (but uve only ever heard of him,, never seen him b4) 
  • so oneday theres are big get togethers and the council is to bring their family so everyone is there and the kids are forced to be in the same room and thats when u see the prince for the first time…
  • and tbh you’re already rolling your eyes at him walking around and trying to talk big about what he claims is best for the country and he finally sees u and is  like “did you roll your eyes at me?” and you’re like “my father told me you have no clue what you’re talking about” and you two get into a heated debate over like ?? the countries politics and it gets to a point where everyones watching and like a close friend of yours by the name of hoshi whose also the child of someone on the council runs over and pulls you and woozi apart
  • hoshi’s like!!!! he’s the prince, just let him do his thing and you’re like !!! he thinks he’s ALL that like does he even do his research??? 
  • and hoshi’s whose also good friends with the prince is like yeah he does,,,and ur free to disagree with him but dont cause a scene !!
  • you look over and prince!woozi is still looking at you with narrowed eyes and you’re like “it’s unfair that just because he’s the prince I have to watch what i say around him” and hoshi just sighs like listen
  • but its too late prince!woozi is back over to you like “it’s not because im the prince it’s because im righ-” and you’re like “oh really??? source?? and you two just argue the rest of the night and hoshi sighs and gives up like oh my god these 2 are 2 headstrong for me
  • you leave that party just gushing over how much of a showoff you think the prince is but ur like w/e at least i dont have to see him anymore like he’s a littLE cuter then u expected but that doesnt mean anything and i totally didnt just say that whatever he’s ………….dum …….b 
  • but a week later youre hanging out with hoshi before like piano lessons and hoshi’s like “the prince told me he wants to see you again” and youre like wHAT and hoshi’s like “yeah i saw him out in the town buying more books or something he said he wants to talk to you about what happened and that you should go up to the castle at some point” and ur like “hoshi, dont play pranks on me” but hoshi just shrugs and pulls out this fancy letter looking thing and he’s like “here the prince said you have to use this to get in” and you’re like oh my god this is for real
  • so you think about going but youre like we’re just gonna fight???? right??? so you’re like nvm……but then your father comes home from a council meeting and is like “the prince requested you see him. you have to go”
  • and so you end up in the royal library standing beside the prince and u have ur arms crossed and prince!woozi is like “listen..” and youre like “can you hurry up??? i have places to be??” and he’s like “DO YOU ThINk I WANNA DO THIS TOO???” and you’re like “YOU INVITED ME!!!” and hes like “BECAUSE HOSHI SAID YOU WANTED TO COME AND APOLOGIZE” and youre like WHy WouLD I EVBER waNT TO APOLOGIZE  2 U and once again you two end up yelling at each other and at some point neither of you is saying anything
  • and prince!woozi is running his fingers through his hair and your like out of breath from yelling and you’re both red in the face and once you make eye contact youre just like
  • oh no wait
  • why does he look so good
  • oh my god his hair is messy because he kept slicking it back…
  • and you’re just like NO!!!DONT THINKTHAT!!!! but your heart is beating and your face isn’t red from just yelling anymore and the prince is just fixated on you and suddenly idk how you two are just getting closer and closer and you dont notice but prince!woozi is just as nervous he keeps swallowing and biting back his lip but you guys are like inches apart and oh god you’re about to kiss the annoying prince 
  • BUT a servant accidentally slams the door open with a tray full of sweets and you and woozi jump apart and the servant apologizes before leaving the food and you and the prince CANNOT EVEN LOOK AT EACH OTHER
  • like how the heck did u two go from arguing to almost making out and honestly youre like i gtg and he’s like not even responding he’s just like frozen and u run the heck out of there
  • a couple days later u see hoshi again for piano lessons and u almost like strangle him for pulling that prank on u and hoshi’s like listen!! ive known the prince since i was young too and he’s not bad,,, u guys have a lot in common and ur like oh really like whAT?? and hoshi’s like “did u know that he composes?? he sings??? he writes songs and loves music like you!! he’s also stubborn but like he wants the best for people like YOU and get this: i heard him call u cute at one point JUST SAYIN” and ur like…………..hoshi…………stop…..and hoshi’s like “nah i promise on my life this time!!”
  • and tbh you cant stop thinking about the prince and ur so upset because u dont know what to think of him like sure he keeps cutting ur dad off at the council meetings but when u sit down and think about it….like his points make sense and u didnt know he made music….that sounds nice…..and yeah he is CUTE TOO IN HIS SUITS AND UR JUST LIKE i cant believe im falling 4 this ….. prince…… 
  • BUT lil did u know woozi is also in turmoil like?? i fought with them and argued but also theyre so ??? attractive and he just ends up calling hoshi for help 
  • you also at some point ask hoshi for help and hoshi is just like THIS IS PERFECT
  • and so hoshi, being the great matchmaker he is, somehow gets u back into the palace probably like u came with ur dad for a council meeting and u see the prince and ur like……………..
  • and prince!woozi is also like …………
  • but u two cant just be like that so finally u go over and ur like “um….” and he’s like “….im not as bad as you think like we just fight all the time but….” and ur like “i know…hoshi told me u even like music like me which is cool…” and his eyes light up and ur like ? and he’s like “i love music, but there are more important things like economy to focus on so…..” and u notice for the first time how weak his voice gets and ur like….
  • what if he’s just a kid who never got to pursue what he really loved because he felt so committed to his country?? and suddenly u feel bad and ur like “if u want…u can come to me and hoshi’s piano lessons…i mean ur the prince so u could probably hire someone better t oteach you but-”
  • but he’s like “really? id love to….i….have composed some songs over the years i wonder if we could play them..” and ur like ….omg sure id love to hear them
  • and u two smile at each other for the first time and then turn away blushing like crazy because oh god that was so cheesy god g OD
  • before he goes into the council meeting, prince!woozi turns to you and sorta goes “ur not so bad…you know?” and ur like “HEY im the one whose supposed to say that!!!” and u two laugh
  • somewhere hoshi is just sitting with a grin on his face like “ah, another perfect couple matched!” idk but imagine hoshi is like a magical matchmaker in this au to he hooked u up with a prince good shit amiright 
  • (bonus: prince!woozi starts composing a song about u in secret hehe) 

miss congeniality sentence meme
** change pronouns, etc to fit your muse!

“wimp!”
“yep. the three stooges.”
“this broad’s got two asses.”
“i really love this borscht.”
“that is one really, really purple russian!”
“his victims didn’t get a chance to choke on a peanut!”
“you’re not killing anyone, you peanut eating bastard.”
“how’s your head, my little broski?”
“i shouldn’t have moved!”
“you made a choice. it was wrong, but that’s it. it’s over.”
“by the way, you look like hell.”
“is this you not arguing? cause you suck at it.”
“no i get these made special by the same guy that put the tattoo on my ass.”
“i forgot the alamo.”
“i got a cousin in texas.”
“not unless it’s the miss lamaze pageant.” 
“yeah, right, in a thong.”
“in a tasteful one piece!”
“i don’t even own a dress, i don’t even own a brush.”
“what part of that is supposed to shock me?”
“damn right. the spinning, the twirling, the smiling. the cute little tap number.”
“i don’t know, man. she’s got a lot of rage.”
“so join the marines.”
“my god, can you really be this superficial.”
“hard to believe, right?”
“especially without their knowledge!”
“if you are ( muse name ) i quit here and now.”
“yeah kinda having a bad hair day. hair decade, really.”
“you like caps?”
“it is always yes, never yeah. sit down.”
“have i offended you in some way?”
“i haven’t seen a walk like that since jurassic park.”
“it’s not the bloody ice capades.”
“because i’m preparing to run away!”
“it takes a very secure man to walk like that.”
“it’s all in the buttocks! don’t i look pretty!?”
“hey hey! i’m gliding here! asshole.”
“when she gets there, he’s gonna take one look at that fake rack and send her back.”
“look, she’s gonna cry again.”
“oh! if i only had a brain!”
“i am somewhat less than amused.”
“with some work she’ll be ready for the world’s finest trailer park.”
“both painful and grotesque, isn’t it.”
“hopefully remove the beer stains and steak residue.”
“as long as it doesn’t say thank you very much for the country music award.”
“yeah, well, my iq just dropped ten points.”
“i am in a dress, i have gel in my hair, i haven’t slept all night, i am starved, and i’m armed. don’t. mess with me.”
“my god, i’m good.”
“operation thong has commenced.”
“why don’t you stun gun yourself.”
“one little mistake, and i’m a bloody bellhop.”
“washington – nice apples.”
“she’s obviously been drinking too much coppertone.”
“yeah, i’m talkin’ to you – i’m lookin’ at you.”
“at least she thinks i’m funny.”
“i wake up every morning, look in the mirror and say who is that old (man/woman) wearing my pajamas?”
“don’t cry for me … alabama.”
“OH JESUS CHRIST! sorry, i had a bite of my bagel and i forgot to pray.”
“they slammed their doors when i said chocolate. they didn’t give me a chance to say fat free!”
“excuse me! i am in the middle of a rem cycle over here!”
“no armored car?”
“that would be in my other dress.”
“this (man/woman) has no talent!”
“listen to me, you old fruit cake.”
“how dare you, you cupcake!”
“you are not having sex on this stage.”
“i know, you think i’m gorgeous.”
“what’s her talent, bar tending?”
“of course he had a gun. it’s texas. everyone has a gun. my florist has a gun.”
“i don’t have a gun. my ancestors were quakers.”
“what’s the other seventy percent, cleavage?”
“i would so love to hurt you right now.”
“you have sarcasm and a gun!”
“i am a miserable, grumpy, old elitist. and that works for me.”
“none of your damn business, that’s why.”
“you look good wet.”
“those better be candy dishes.”
“it’s for the little baggies under your eyes.”
“oh, good, hairspray, something i recognize.”
“it stops the suit from riding up!”
“that would be harsher punishment for parole violators… and world peace.”
“that was charming. are you drunk?”
“glad you enjoyed it. now if you’ll excuse me i have to go unscrew my smile.”
“hey, listen to me, sparky.”
“well, leg waxing. fake orgasms. the inability of men to commit.”
“what, you want me to beat it out of her?”
“uh, it’s light beer, and she’s gonna throw it up anyway.”
“i’ll sit here with my very large, very cheesy pizza.”
“first step pizza, second step flaming batons.”
“i guess we’ll be needing some more pizza.”
“this is my third one of these and i don’t feel a thing!”
“don’t worry about that, we all suck.”
“no wonder you’re still a virgin.”
“speaking of illegal, have you ever committed a crime?”
“one time, i stole red underwear from the department store.”
“my mother wouldn’t buy them for me! she said they were satan’s panties!”
“ — anyway, he attacked me.”
“(he/she)’s just got a boot up (his/her) ass about something!”
“(he/she) threw a chair out the window!”
“why don’t you jump on (him/her) dressed like a bavarian fruit cake!?”
“where are you getting your information from, a pajama party?”
“betrayal implies an action, you just stood there!”
“part of the job is following orders!”
“the other part of the job is using your brain!”
“take the rule book and just throw it out the window!”
“i like the rule book! i like knowing what i can and cannot do!”
“don’t do that! that slow creepy thing in the shadows! (name) used to do that!”
“you’re a genius.”
“no, i’m just pissed off.”
“if i ever had a child, i imagine they’d be somewhat like you. which is perhaps why i’ve never reproduced.”
“maybe (he/she) couldn’t take the pressure. (he/she) ate four slices last night!”
“i overslept my beauty sleep.”
“which one of these is, uh, lipstick?”
“i forgot my breasts, hold on i’ll be back.”
“that was incredibly stupid of me.”
“oh, shit.”
“that must’ve hurt.”
“not even a traffic ticket. model citizen, beauty contestant, pageant director, loving (mom/dad.)”
“a sniveling, obsequious, weasel of a human being.”
“(his/her) assistant (name)? asshole (name)?”
“you ate pizza, you stole panties, you’re a wild woman.”
“wait a minute, i’m not with him with him it’s not like that.”
“come on, muffin!”
“(he/she) certainly lit my fire.”
“what, disgusting perverted (name)?”
“you’re drinking my talent!”
“i once saw a girl who rearranged furniture.”
“that and a right hook.”
“oh, (he/she)’s kicking (his/her) ass!”
“we’ll be back with our final five lesbians. err, interviews.”
“can we say lesbians?”
“you got a problem with that?”
“terrific answer. damnit.”
“my god. i did it.”
“and if anyone tries to hurt one of my new friends, i would take them out. i would make them suffer so much that they’d wish they were never born. and if they ran, i would hunt them down.”
“a brief shining moment and then that mouth.”
“yes. wear the crown. be the crown. you are the crown.”
“i was right in the middle of my song! and there was this big explosion!”
“where you’re going, i’m sure they’d love to meet a former beauty queen.”
“yeah, he means m-e-a-t.”
“when i met you, dennis rodman looked better in a dress! but now you’re a lady!”
“you know what you’re under arrest, get in the car.”
“you got a really good shot at that insanity plea.”
“twenty five years of bitching beauty queens and what do i get? FIRED!”
“get it, the women’s correctional facility?”
“i don’t know, maybe we could have dinner?”
“no, just a casual dinner.”
“if we happen to have sex afterwards, so be it.”
“you think i’m gorgeous, you wanna date me.”
“and i’m suddenly very aware and proud of my breasts.”
“that’s funny, me, too.”

from afar pt two // jughead jones au

from afar // the one with the ten hour drive

masterlist

summary: (Y/N) needs a wedding date. jughead is the only one available. small problem- they aren’t on good terms.

words: 1201

(((author’s note: i’ll try to release new parts daily but i don’t even know if you’re all enjoying this but i’m loving writing this so i’m sorry, you’ll have to put up with new parts whilst i avoid writing the final part for the parent trap. i hope you enjoy reading this part.)))


“Stop switching stations.” (Y/N) grumbled, keeping her eyes on the road.

“Stop switching stations.” Jughead mimicked her voice, causing her to let out a scoff. Using her right hand, (Y/N) switched off the car radio.

The pair sat in silence for awhile, the only noise was the other cars on the highway passing by. (Y/N) let out a groan as Jughead proceeded to switch the radio back on and flick through the stations, increasing the volume every time he did so, purposely trying to get a rise out of (Y/N).

“Can you please stop?” she groaned “Use the bloody AUX cord.”

“No, can do. Tryna save my battery.”

“I’m going to rip my hair out.” she mumbled under her breath.


“Hey, babe?”

“Don’t call me that.”

“Sorry, sweet cheeks.”

“Don’t call me that either.”

“Well, sweetheart, I need to call you something otherwise we won’t be very believable.”

“Why’d you agree to help?”

“I love to see you crash and burn.”

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Insecurities

post-reveal adrienette hurt/comfort???


He’s awkward and he can’t stop wiping his palms on his pants, but he knows too much time has passed (and one of them has to break sooner rather than later).

After all, it’s been two weeks now.

She’s shifting uncomfortably on her feet in front of him and he can’t stand what’s happened between them, can’t stand how him being there makes her so uncomfortable.

Gosh, he feels like such a jerk for showing up at her home uninvited.

“Uh,” he says intelligibly.

Come on, man–Speak words!

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#224 - For anonymous x2

Filling the prompts “ You and Van have a little girl, Van has to start tour on her birthday but he’s able to walk her to school before he actually has to leave. then van calls you up and feels really bad that he couldn’t be there to celebrate with you two so you and Van set up an idea that when schools done & your lil girl starts summer holidays U 2 get 2 spend it all on tour w van & get to visit some of the places & do the cheesy tourist stuff altogether” and “one story in which the girl who van is dating is not english and one day he catches her sining songs in a language he cannot understand (any foreign language, really) and first he laughs but then he sees that she is homesick and he asks her to show him songs?”

Note: Okay, so at first these two prompts seem completely unrelated, but then… remember bilingual baby request? I said I wanted someone else to write it; someone that is bilingual. However, I gave it some more thought. When I got these requests a little beautiful bilingual baby kind of connected them in my head, so… here we… here we… here we fucking go!

A huge thank you: @chestinfect-me helped with the translating of Spanish and general info on the culture. It was important to me that I didn’t misrepresent anything or offend anyone. Iara was instrumental to that. Thank you so much! Thank you to the Anons that messaged with some details about Mexico, and to @emmvamo


The intention had never been to actually move to the U.K. You had fallen in love with London when you visited on an exchange in high school. When you went to university you did another longer exchange and saw more than just the one city. It was wildly different to everything you knew in Mexico; they were almost polar opposites. In your last month there you met Van and knew you’d never be able to stay away.

For two years you flew between Mexico, the U.K., or where he was in the world. It was exhausting for both of you but it didn’t make sense to move your entire life to his place in Chester considering he was hardly there anyway. But then, a baby. Sofía rolled into the world unplanned but very loved. She changed everything. A decision had to be made about where she would grow up. Her blue eyes and pale complexion called for English grey skies to not burn her precious skin. But your role as primary caregiver, the stay at home mum, called for the home you’d always known in Mexico.

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My Top 10 K-Dramas of 2013 - What's Yours? [Spoiler Alert]

2013 is about to end and K-dramaland has been kind in bringing us so many goodies this year. Below are my Top 10 favs on the year (my favs so it might not be yours so please don’t judge) :

The Book of the House of Gu

While the ending was a bit meh because WHY THE HELL did Lee Seung Gi have to be such a chaebol like person in modern Korea and all when it could have ended less cheesily but other than that I really enjoyed the drama. Suzy and Lee Seung Gi had great chemistry and the other characters were really well executed to, like Choi Jin Hyuk the forest god daddy and Yoo Yoon Seok as the possessed hyung. And god how much I love these two actors now.

Empress Ki

This drama is amazing. It is still going on now (because it is those 50 ep super long dramas) but I am pretty sure I will cling on all 50 episodes. All the actors are superb and while I got a feeling Ha Ji Won and Joo Jin Mo are supposed to be the otp (because of the Ep 1 K-drama styled stare), I cannot help but love the chemistry and scenes between her and Ji Chang Wook (I love him but I am not being bias here). The puppy emperor is too adorable and right now there is more of a legit reason for the two to be together as they are both ally-less and alone in this freaky baddies infested court of intrigues. Like nearly everyone in this drama is up to something O.O I forsee myself going down with another ship after Reply 1994.

Good Doctor

One of the best medical K-dramas in a good long time and Joo Won was played the role of an awkward genius young doctor with savant syndrome perfectly. The background to his character made the drama all the more interesting and perhaps brought the idea of helping people in a medical drama without being that cheesy (because his character has more reason to stop people from dying and to believe in it stubbornly). Moon Chae Won was also great and jksjkdnslkakncklas it’s just a drama that I would highly recommend. It just makes me feel fluffy inside :)

I Can Hear Your Voice

I had my doubts when I first started because it had the oh we met when we were young thing going on but I think the age difference yet opposite to what you expect in the maturity of the characters really got my attention in the get go. Lee Jong Suk portrayed his mind-reader role really well and I like how the story made his use of it for justice less forced on like what you would expect from a show with a super power possessing lead. Lee Bo Young nailed the playful immature and at times condescending public defender who grew to care for others like she used to while keeping the sassy attitude. Also kudos to Kim Sohyun who played Lee Bo Young’s counter part really well, allowing the growth in the character to be all the more realistic. I also admire the work done for Lee Da Hee’s storyline as most second female leads get demoted to the love ruining villainess and cunning master of manipulation without much explanation or some really unrealistic back story. But this role had development and a reasonable story too so YAY! Also, this drama had one of the better K-drama endings in the year to boot :D

Nine: Nine Times Time Travel

So I heard an American Version is being made and I am not surprised. This drama was that good. Unlike the overused back in time model used by many dramas already, this drama actually had a murder mystery for us to follow, with the hero’s love life being tossed back and forth in the most gut wrenching ways possible with every change he makes to the reality keeping us on our toes. This was a great breakout role for Lee Jin Wook who portrayed our cold city man time traveller extremely well while bringing out his emotions at each discovery and change with ease. Jo Yoon Hee was also a pleasant surprise (for me because I never watched anything with her in it before) and her role as the cute but tough journalist was a breathe of fresh air from the pretty poor girl or stunning idol heroines as of late.

Queen of Ambition

Seriously, this drama is so melo, it made me have my doubts in humanity. If North Korea hates Kim Tae Hee for Stairway to Heaven, someone needs to smuggle this drama there and they will discover that things only get worst with Soo Ae. You think she will kill an old man? NO. She tells him his missing son is dead. You think she will blackmail someone with proof of dirty secretsNO. She does that with so much skill she can out pwn a manipulative CEO with blank sheets of A4 paper. She is that good. And there is Kwon Sang Woo, whose amazing acting brought the hero, the man blinded by love now out for revenge, so believable to the point when he was really out to get her, you are scared of him too. Basically you have two amazing actors on a show down of wits and life ruining. Splendid stuff to wet your pants from fear but also cry your eyes out for our poor second male lead of TVXQ‘s Yunho and second female lead Go Jun Hee who involuntarily gets stuck in the mix.

Reply 1994

One of my favourite dramas of the year no doubt. While it was not super dramatic like Queen of Ambition or good at mystery as Nine (why you drag this hubby mystery for so long…), this was one of the best slice of life coming of age K-dramas ever. The emphasis on friendship and growing up together as a family was done fantastically, giving time for all characters to flesh them out into people that seem so real that we cannot help but love (maybe not to Yoo Yoon Seok’s love line though, oh well he left the show with all the woman who watched the drama dying to marry him) Go Ara was also really good, kicking all the critics away with a slipper (say that in Masan dialect XD) as the epic Na Jung who grew from wild girl to mature woman. Jung Woo also broke out as the reliable and manly Oppa for all Korean women (who will trash your house).


School 2013

Korea and its school problems have been touched on in many dramas but School 2013 has to be the most direct one of all. Apparently, there is even more work done in Korean schools now against bullying because of the success of the drama. And of course other than great acting from Choi Daniel and Jang Na Ra, School 2013 won’t be so great without the famous bromance between Lee Jong Suk and Kim Woobin, which led to a real life bromance off screen (and speculations that the two are a gay couple)

Secret

Oh betrayal. After watching Queen of Ambition and Secret, it really makes me wonder if that many people go to jail for their loved ones in Korea. Isn’t it guaranteed they will betray you and leave you to rot in there? Isn’t that the point? Oh well, I won’t complain since this drama is so good and this is needed to get it going! Ji Sung was AMAZING (wow you and your wifey are a on roll this year ;) ) and Hwang Jung Eum did such a good job. And Lee Da Hee AGAIN (you killing these second female lead roles girl) wowed me. Now thank you, Bae Soo Bin for doing so well in reminding me yet again that power ruins people in K-dramaland.

The Sun of My Master

The smartest drama of the year - seriously a female lead who sees ghost and a male lead who by touching her stops that from happening; THE PERFECT FORMULA FOR ENDLESS SKINSHIP OPPORTUNITIES!!! Now add in Kong Hyo Jin as the ghost seeing girl and So Ji Sub as the guy she must touch - BAM! Fans = dead. Ok, just to ensure we kill a few more fangirls, let’s also add in Seo In Guk and give him a super hot role and let Infinite's L be mini So Ji Sub! Other than an wonderful storyline, that’s enough reason to watch it, but seriously, watch it for the story XD

What’s your Top 10 K-Dramas of the Year? Leave your thoughts in the comments section below and may the drama sharing begin (and the road to more excuse for holiday procrastination!)

More So - Pietro Maximoff x Reader

Originally posted by dailymarvelstories

Words: 1443
Pairing: Pietro Maximoff x Reader
Featuring: Sam Wilson, Bruce Banner, Wanda Maximoff, Steve Rogers
Warnings: swearing, fighting, drinking, mentions of smut
Requested by anon
can you do a pietro imagine where they kinda hate eachother but then they have a one night stand and after everything, she starts to realize that she cared about him more than she should? and he does too???
Author’s Note: I AM SO SORRY IT IS UP SO LATE. I was busy, yet again today, and when I finally had the chance to write, it started to storm. So then I decided to make it the best I could and actually attempt to edit a bit. But again, I apologize. I also kinda did some things that weren’t exactly from the request but it still follows! :)

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“Watch where you’re going, shitface.” You glared as the streak of blue and white ran past you, and managed to hit your side- almost knocking you down.

“Be quicker than that, ass!” He stopped running for a second to tell you that, but took off again.

You crossed your arms as you continued your way to find Sam. Your sarcastic, sassy buddy.

But before you had the chance to find Sam, Sam found you. “What’s up, little buddy?” He smiled, and ruffled your hair.

You frowned. “Don’t do that.” You moved his hand away. “I don’t like that.”

“Oh, come on, you know you love me.” He smirked, you just shrugged. “Alright, what is up with you?”

“Pietro has been non-stop pissing me off today.” You groaned, arms crossed.

Sam laughed. “I thought he pissed you off everyday.”

“He does! But today, he’s being extra annoying and rude!” You told Sam- he didn’t really care for the Maximoff boy, but he always found your bickering hilarious. He’d eat popcorn and watch if he could.

“He at least keeps the place entertained by making you mad all the time.” Sam smirked, and you furrowed your eyebrowsin frustration. “What? You’re kind of funny when you get angry.”

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Title: The Wonderlands // Author: Stylinsoncity @alienproof // Rating: Mature // Word Count: 150520 // Chapter - AU Famous Louis / Single Dad Harry // Completed: 06/26/2017 

Actual Summary: "Somewhere between chaos and control — these are the wonderlands.“Harry’s daughter, Andy, is signed to Louis’ girl band. Her path to success is marked by competition, chaos, and for Harry, a love affair.

Green’s Summary: Harry is a single dad to Andy, a budding rock star. Louis is the producer of her all girl band. Harry and Louis have a pretty immediate attraction to each other but Andy has made her father promise that he won’t go after Louis. A lot of pining and sexual tension ensues. 

Hi! It’s Green here with another review. I can’t believe I actually finished when I said I was going to. The Taming of The Shrew who needs that when I can read Stylinsoncity’s The Wonderlands. Guys, I’m obsessed with this fic. I’ve literally just finished it (at work!) and I cannot even think straight it was so amazing. Every chapter – every page – was so much better than the last one. THE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT. THE DECLARATIONS OF LOVE. I feel like I’m not even processing anything right now. My brain is just screaming: incredible, beautiful, amazing, talented. Picture me as Lady Gaga in that interview right now. Anyways, I guess I’ll stop screaming and we can get into the grit of this fic yeah? Here is my review for Stylinsoncity’s The Wonderlands.

Rest of the review under the cut <3 .

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Great Scott, Barry! (Chapter 2/9)

Oh, what a night! You’re still revelling in the greatness of last night, even on your way to work the next morning. Iris’ friends are so unbelievably kind, so funny. And her brother/best friend? Damn. After spending all that time with Barry Allen at the club, you officially have it bad. They don’t make guys like that anymore. It may sound completely weird, but even just simply being in his presence made you feel safe.

And you met the guy freaking yesterday!

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Title: Misconception
Fandom: Marvel
Word Count: 1,505
Characters: John Allerdyce x Reader
Reader Gender: Female
Warnings: A couple swear words
Notes: Request from anon for “Can i get a pyro imagine (long) where ure scotts and jeans kid (you have scotts power) and youre a year or so younger than john (dofp timeline so he never left the school) and scott ships the two so hard (its jean who disaproves) until john saves her”

Originally posted by hufflepuffs-are-awesome

        The courtyard of Xavier’s was filled with an unusual amount of students for a Friday night. Normally, the older students were all piling in cars and heading to the mall, or to go bowling, and the younger students were trying to sneak off with them. But tonight was movie night, during which they used a projector to play a movie on the side of the mansion, so everyone had stayed to watch the latest Pirates of the Caribbean movie.
        John Allerdyce was laying on a blanket next to Y/N Summers. Their friends, Bobby Drake and Rogue, were next to them, but both couples were too preoccupied with their partner to notice. The movie was simply background noise, as John and Y/N talked quietly about random things, staring lovingly at one another all the while. When John leaned down to press a kiss to her lips, he was suddenly dragged backwards – despite the fact that there was no one behind him. Y/N sat up quickly, and her eyes immediately found her mother, Jean Grey, who was glaring at John. Her father, Scott Summers, elbowed his wife while shooting an apologetic smile at his daughter.
        “Jean, you should just leave them be,” Scott whispered. Jean’s gaze shifted from shooting daggers at her daughter’s boyfriend, to staring quizzically at her husband.
        “You’re her father. You should be even more against this than I am!”
        “John’s a decent kid, and she really cares about him. If you keep pestering them, all you’re going to do is push her away,” Scott said seriously, then shrugged. “Plus, he knows that I will literally burn a hole in his ass if he hurts her.”
        Jean muttered something under her breath, but returned her attention to the movie. Well, she tried to, but her daughter’s thoughts were remarkably loud. I cannot believe her! She always does this! Even Dad’s okay with John, but she hates him! God, I can’t stand her sometimes. Jean frowned, and immediately blocked out her daughter’s thoughts, wishing to focus on anything but that.
        “I think your mom wants to kill me,” John said softly, scooting back over to Y/N. He hadn’t ever seen her look so furious. He laid a hand on her arm, only to find that her skin was searing hot. He jerked his hand away quickly, and her anger immediately disappeared.
        “I’m sorry! I didn’t even realize – I’m so sorry,” she said hurriedly, grabbing his hand with her now-cooled fingers, and inspecting it. There were thankfully no burns, and he wrapped his hand around hers, then brought her hand to his lips.
        “No harm, no foul, sweetheart,” John said gently, giving her a reassuring smile. Her frown remained, so he laid back down on the blanket and pulled her to his chest.
        “I’m sorry my mom is hateful.”
        “I’m not exactly the best candidate to be dating her daughter. Can’t say that I blame her.”
        “That’s the thing, though – you are the ‘best candidate.’ Even my dad thinks so, and he’s wanted to punch every other one of my boyfriends in the throat. But he’s already calling you his son-in-law. But my mom… she doesn’t have any reason to hate you, yet she does anyway.”
        “I’m just not everyone’s cup of tea,” John said, shrugging. He felt terrible that his girlfriend’s mother hated him, and he made every effort to change that, but it never worked. Y/N pressed a kiss to his jaw.
        “You’re my cup of tea.”
        “You’re so goddamn cheesy and cute, it sort of makes me want to puke, but it also makes me want to kiss you.”
        “Well, as long as you don’t do both at the same time,” Y/N replied, and they both laughed. John’s smile lingered after his laughter faded, pleased with himself that he got her to smile. They resumed their discussion of arbitrary topics in peace, snuggled close to one another.

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My Thoughts on TFP

(after rewatching)

  • Can we all applaud Honor Kneafsey for her amazing acting as the girl on the plane. And also for her spectacular name.
  • Hearing Moriarty on the phone made my heart leap and my stomach drop.
  • Mycroft memorising old films <3
  • Then smiling at his childhood videos MY HEART
  • SWORD IN A CANE
  • the bleeding pictures… Sherlock is so extra
  • Why a clown?? That felt a bit too weird
  • GUN IN A SWORD IN A CANE
  • His little “help me” MY HEART
  • The theories about Eurus were right :D
  • They kind of threw away the whole ‘shooting John’ bit… it didn’t really make sense and just feels like a cliffhanger for the sake of it. I get that she’d want to get away but still… it was just a bit anticlimactic.
  • Poor scared Mycroft not wanting to be left alone :’(
  • John’s suddenly really spiteful. I guess he’s angry about being shot? Maybe I should watch the series all in one.
  • Mycroft’s disgust at being a client is wonderful.
  • The skull poster looks normal and dull again…??
  • Mycroft is so scientific and so dramatic at the same time, it’s great.
  • JOHN IS FAMILY
  • So is Eurus the middle child or Sherlock?
  • Mycroft picking up a stone while in his memory, like his younger self ^-^
  • Little Eurus had the same drawing board as me! I’m a bit terrified…
  • Sad Mycroft makes me want to cry.
  • I really want to meet this Uncle Rudi. He sounds interesting.
  • The idea of the patience grenade really freaks me out.
  • MRS HUDSON IS AMAZING
  • I love that Mycroft still cares about his childhood acting ^-^ he’s just great.
  • The explosion looked.. so fake…
  • Why does the radio play “Sherrinford”??
  • YES PIRATE HOLMES YEESSSSSSSSSS
  • I get that it’s all to trick us, but why do they lockdown the prisoners if Eurus is actually in control?
  • How the cheese were they uninjured from the explosion?? And How’s Mrs Hudson?
  • Wait. Did Mycroft get some poor bloke and explode him so that he could sneak onto the island??
  • So Mycroft’s still got his acting skills! :D
  • Why aren’t Mycroft and John suspicious that the Governor doesn’t send out a message to detain Sherlock?
  • I may be in love with Scottish Sherlock.
  • So Sherlock’s suit doesn’t have a single crease or damp patch after taking over a ship in stormy seas??
  • WHEN HE STEPS CLOSER AND SHE PLAYS THAT AWFUL QUICK RISING THING ON THE VIOLIN HOW IS THAT SO SCARY
  • “bottoms aren’t really pretty” I agree mate.
  • WHY AREN’T MYCROFT AND JOHN LISTENING IN ON EURUS AND SHERLOCK’S CONVERSATION. BAD IDEA.
  • THE LAUGHING SCREAMING STORY. SHE DELIVERS EVERY LINE PERFECTLY
  • EVEN THOUGH I KNOW THE GLASS TWIST IS COMING IT’S LIKE I’M BEING PUNCHED IN THE STOMACH HOLY CHEESE THEY PULLED IT OFF SO PERFECTLY I WAS SO SURE THE GLASS WAS THERE
  • YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS MORIARTY THAT IS SO PERFECT OH MY GOD I LOVE HIM BEST ENTRANCE EVER
  • HOW COULD THEY “5 YEARS AGO” US THE MONSTERS
  • Moriarty ships himself with literally everyone he meets.
  • MORIARTY BEST AWESOME FACE EVER
  • I’m so confused, she says “Redbeard” and then Moriarty starts doing some weird separated making-out thing with her… what??
  • Moriarty’s messages are amazing. End of. I wonder what his brother is/was like…
  • I feel like shooting the Guvernor wouldn’t be hugely hard, but then I guess it’s not something I’d have any idea about.
  • Numpty didn’t read the terms and conditions.
  • Mycroft stop being a dick.
  • The Garridebs bit looks really quite fake, and was fairly predictable, but I still liked it.
  • Of course that wouldn’t be Irene’s coffin, hers would be huge and black and silver, covered with roses.
  • OH GOD THE MOLLY BIT IS SO FREAKING TENSE I HATE HOW SCARED IT MADE ME
  • OH GOD MOLLY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I JUST WANT YOU TO BE OK THIS ISN’T FAIR. WHEN HE SAYS IT AND HE ACTUALLY MEANS IT OH GOD MY HEART I CANNOT COPE
  • WHEN EURUS SAID “saved her?” I THOUGHT SHE WAS STILL GOING TO KILL MOLLY AND EVERY PART OF ME FROZE
  • Eurus looks kind of sad right after the phone call. I think she wishes someone would say it to her, that someone would love her like Sherlock loves Molly.
  • Coffins are surprisingly destructible…
  • The “Kill John or Mycroft” bit was really predictable, but I think that’s maybe the point. We knew it was coming so we were scared of it, wishing it wouldn’t happen. It was the same for the characters. I love stuff like that.
  • For the tiny moment that I believed Mycroft actually wanted John to die it shattered my heart. Then when I realised he was baiting Sherlock it pulverised it, and then when John agreed with him it made it into a smoothie.
  • God Moriarty is such a creep… how do we love him so much?
  • SHERLOCK CARES MORE ABOUT JOHN AND MYCROFT THAN FINDING OUT THE ANSWERS GOD I LOVE THIS CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
  • Mycroft’s lip wobbling as he realises his brother might be about to die D’:
  • How were they all so perfectly positioned for the darts?
  • HOLY CHEESE SHE KILLED A CHILD THIS IS SO DARK OH MY GOD
  • Little Eurus playing with a plane… I guess it’s always been something on her mind.
  • Why wouldn’t the police have been called and done a full sweep of the grounds?
  • HOLY HECKINS THAT REVEAL WITH THE PLANE BEING LIKE SOME CRAZY MIND PALACE
  • Soo… how did she help him save John? The water is still pouring in when the police drop the rope down, so she hasn’t stopped it, but that leaves no time for getting to the well, calling the police etc. That bit just makes no sense.
  • Greg! A bit cheesy, but that’s why I love it!
  • Sooo… the grenade didn’t damage the floor at all? Mycroft expected it to, and he’s bought them before.
  • Putting the headphones back on the skull was a wonderful touch.
  • When I saw the MISS YOU disk I got all excited about another plot twist, having had so many this episode. When it came up as Mary, I just felt a bit disappointed, which is a shame because I really loved her character. I think they overdid that idea a bit. Plus it didn’t make a ton of sense in the story.
  • What does she mean “who you are, it doesn’t really matter” ??? The show is so much about their relationship and development. That’s what feels important, more than the cases. The story is a catalyst for the characters’ development, but it is not the main reaction.
  • Putting the smiley back and shooting it is such a lovely touch, I’m glad they included that.
  • THAT ENDING MUSIC
  • What a happy family <3
  • HAPPY MOLLY
  • That ending narration feels a bit… off. I don’t really know. It just sounds too much like the end of a series, rather than a realistic message Mary would send. I’m all about cheesiness, but it has to have purpose and make sense in the world of the story.
  • If they had been holding hands as they ran at the end, I would have forgiven the previous point. Like when they were handcuffed together, it’s such a perfect image for them, but instead we got general running which doesn’t really feel personal enough.

Overall, I like the episode. I found myself incredibly tense with fear and excitement the whole way through, the plot twist were delightfully horrific and manipulated my emotions perfectly. Lots were predictable but I think that actually added to the experience. There were quite a few issues, particularly towards the end, which did feel forced and quite disappointing.

When it comes to the whole Johnlock clusterheck, I do ship them, but I was surprised that people were so adamant that they would kiss etc this series. I’m no expert and haven’t watched the thousands of videos on the subtext, but I know that it’s there and have suspected at least Sherlock to love John, but if they do end up being together, I wouldn’t expect it to happen this series. It would just make Mary seem like a throwaway character.

I get that a lot of people didn’t like this episode, and I see why, but I just wish that everyone would be a bit nicer and accept that everyone has different opinions. I’ve seen so much hostility and arrogance from both sides, and it’s things like that that give fandoms bad names. Someone disagreeing with you does not make them wrong or stupid, it just makes them different, which is kind of the point.

Sorry this ended up waaaaaaay longer than I intended, I just love Sherlock so much!

Are We There Yet? (Steve/Sam/Bucky x Reader) (Part 3)

ft. King T’Challa. 

I am back with another chapter of this trash fic! I hope you guys enjoy it as much as you enjoyed the first two! Thank you so much for reading and sticking around. Let me know what you think because I’m thinking of turning this into a long series. Would it be interesting? Send me your thoughts! Thanks!

AWTY Masterlist

word count: 2019

warnings: cursing

“T’Challa, all I’m saying is if you send a private jet to North Carolina, I won’t complain,” your hushed whispers echoed softly against the bathroom wall tiles as you hid discretely in the bathtub from the others. You could only roll your eyes as you heard the smooth, accented voice come through the other end, chastising you on your behavior. For a full ten minutes, you felt like a little kid being scolded for your actions. Your fingers wandered over to a small bottle of shampoo on the side of the tub as you tuned out T’Challa as he continued to speak words of wisdom to you. “So bottom line is that your highness won’t help me, right?”

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Chapter 4- Beginnings.

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3


“I have a date tonight.”

“WHAT? Lydia! Oh my GOSH, that’s so exciting! With who??”

Shortly after the day I gave Kit my number, he called and asked me to go to dinner with him that night. I, of course, said yes, and tonight was that night.

I had invited Zoe over to fill her in.. and also help me pick out what to wear.

“Well…you’re never going to believe it.” I replied with a grin.

Her eyes got wide.

“Oh. My. God. It’s not who I think it is, is it? Lydia Elizabeth Benson tell me right now!”

I smiled wide and paused, letting the suspense grow a little.

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