i can't with your beautiful face

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cute bare faced jiyongie all bundled up (๑>◡<๑)

50% OFF Starters pt 2
  • "If you continue your attempts at flirting, I will be forced to take DRASTIC measures."
  • "I like watching you from behind."
  • "Stunning deduction sherlock."
  • *demonic voice* "by the darkest sun that casts its menacing rays of the furthest madness, we sense your intentions, (name). the gibbering of mad cultists whisper wicked words to temporal winds, they inform us that you are not to be trusted. Usurper. Usurper."
  • "USURPER!"
  • "I've heard a lot about you and your extensive collection of tank tops, like I'm thinking about getting like 10 more."
  • "Calm down little dude."
  • "the fear of drowning is a primal one. it's a feeling of helplessness, of losing all control. struggling against an inevitable fate as your lungs fill with water..."
  • "I don't need a piece of paper to tell me how to swim or how to fuck Dean Winchester."
  • "You know I had a dream like this once, you surprisingly had more clothes on, though, at least at the start."
  • "ten bucks says he dies."
  • "I'm gonna go run my feelings off."
  • "Yeah it didn't work out... for them."
  • "I have to go scream confusing, end-of-the-world ramblings at people under the freeway."
  • "I feel like I should argue this, but the potential for implied sexual antics is far too appealing."
  • "do not be alarmed! I am about to be hilarious."
  • "Maybe you should stop dragging me to these rap battles then!"
  • "I WANT YOU TO SHARE THE THINGS IN MY LIFE THAT ARE IMPORTANT TO ME!"
  • "I was under the impression there would be implied sexual antics, time to take matters into my own hands!"
  • "This feels a little exploitative."
  • "I need a soda. Or therapy. Probably both."
  • "Yeah it started because K-pop concert security is tougher than it looks but I just got hooked on the feeling of crushing someones face in with a solid right cross."
  • "sHHSHHshhshhhhh shut up shut up! shh I SMELL BOYS BEING GAY."
  • "Excuse me I am trying to scream my feelings into your mouth!"
  • "That wasn't hot... it was just fucking weird..."
  • "It's not what I would have you in, but I do appreciate beauty in all its many forms. mostly that cute booty though."
  • "hey, the heart wants what the heart wants."
  • "It may be hard to believe, but recently I lost the ability to read."
  • "Just because you can't read the words, doesn't mean you can't enjoy the book in a different way."
  • "boom! done. advice over. let's go get shitfaced!"
  • "Alright I brought the bitch-board for (name)."
  • "Alright let's call it what it is, a sissy paddle."
  • "calm down (name) we weren't talking about your internet search history."
  • "MY SWEET BABY SWAM!"
  • "didn't we make a pact to stop her from doing this weeb shit?"
  • "this better not be anymore or (name)'s weird porn!"
  • "Please call the police, because I look so good in this it should be against the law! uh, don't actually call the police though, I WILL incriminate all of you."
  • "Yeah but didn't they train on those islands where all those teenagers were killed? ...and those witch burnings happened? ...and all that toxic waste was spilled?"
  • "if you die, I get fired and I like this job. people don't ask questions here."
  • "fish-men walk among us. conquerers of land, BORN FROM THE OCEAN--"
  • "I don't need him to make weird pornography, I have prawns for that."
  • "Finally moving out, son? I'd like to say it's been fun. I'd like to. But I won't."
  • "hey check me out! I'm on a bout!"
  • "Sit down and stop making 2009 references!"
  • "nah, I scream enough at the unforgiving void of space."
  • "DON'T STEAL MY BONES!"
  • "You know, the ocean goblin? He lives in the ocean and if you don't brush your teeth he steals your bones."
  • "Ok I'm done for the day. If anyone needs me I'm gonna be in the tent looking at weird porn."
  • "Hey, you miss every ball you don't hit."
  • "You say 'you people' like you're not part of the family. I've got some news for you, you're already on the christmas card."
  • "You think these antics would fly at the german club?"
  • "brush your teeth, kid."
  • "Can you hear it? the ocean... it wants blood."
  • "I'm the best damn shot we've got."
  • "You know, when I was a kid, before my dad got hit by that train, he said, '(name) don't let your friends swim out into the ocean and get stranded on the haunted island of camp kill-a-teen.' and here we are... stranded on the... haunted island of camp kill-a-teen..."
  • "that's fair."
  • "hey tweedle-dee and tweedle-dumbass!"
  • "It's fine, baby, if you get scared you can squeeze my hand."
  • "now let's make like scooby-doo and split up to find a clue."
  • "In 1991 a case was discovered where a man had the remains of over fifteen victims hidden in his apartment, over 40% of which were stored within his refrigerator. do you know how unsanitary that is?"
  • "you're so cute when you never shut up. Now shut up."
  • "all hail decision cube!"
  • "that's when you started walking on the wild side, right?"
  • "I AM NOT SOME PETTY CRIMINAL!"
  • "Does anyone want to hear my tragic backstory?"
  • "Bed? But what about possible axe-murderers?"
  • "And we solved the curse of the island, and realized that the real axe murderer was love, all along."
  • "It was a good night for all of us, let's spend more nights in abandoned lighthouses."
  • "That hottie from the track team is here and I wanna ask politely is he wants to get rowdy in the back of my dad's Prius."
  • "YOU CAN'T CATCH ME GAY THOUGHTS"
I want to remember your face for the rest of my life.
—  Poets Love Her
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can you believe that this bat actually got some sun today??? 🦇☀️

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First dates with gaze
  • Kai: takes you out to a beautiful candlelit dinner, can't take his eyes off you, reaches over to hold your hand and caress your face, when the bill comes "so the total is $107.95...I would say split 50/50 but I didn't get an appetizer and I really didn't drink that much so
  • Ruki: says he's taking you shopping, means he's going shopping and you're just there to hold all the bags
  • Reita: takes you out for a long drive in the country, listens to you talk about life, has his hand on your thigh the whole time, leads you out to slow dance under the stars while four officers search his vehicle for drug paraphernalia
  • Uruha: takes you to see an iMax documentary about the Cold War, refuses to wear the 3D glasses provided because he wants to experience it "like they did, without modern technology"
  • Aoi: takes you to an isolated meadow full of beautiful wild flowers, prepares a homemade picnic, serenades u with his guitar and voice, gets stung by a bee, cries

i’m honestly laughing that the only insulting thing simon could think about calling jace was captain america like… simon, my sweet darling boy, that is the exact opposite of an insult, this is the same as saying, “would you please SHUT YOUR BEAUTIFUL MOUTH” “can you please stop with your face it’s distracting me” “you’re the embodiment of all that is good and right with the world” “i literally have a poster of you in my room”

Blue Skies

A/N: Happy Birth @snogfairy! I know I missed it last year but look!! I made something! Fantasy and everything <3

Avian!AU

Pairing: Nalu, Fairy tail

Words: 4506

Rating: T

Part: Oneshot (Angst) (Fluff)

Lucy loved flying.

She loved the feel of air whipping through her hair, of the strain on her back muscles as she rose herself high enough to find a current she could rest on, the crisp scent of pure oxygen that swirled above the clouds.

He favourite part of flying, however, had less to do with the act itself and more with the company.

“Bet I could reach that cloud that looks like an upside down cat first!” Natsu called, wings beating steady and strong as he held his position beside her. His wings were coloured like flames, yellows and oranges shimmering in the down of his feathers and close to the arch of bone that structured them, reds a rich jewel tone at the tips of his feathers with blacks and greys scattered along the outer layers like hidden shadows in the forest they played in.

“And what do I get if I win?” Lucy asked, grinning at her best friend’s challenge. While Natsu may be fast, Lucy was faster, not weighed down by a seven-foot wingspan and coiled muscles. Lucy’s wings were much more modest in length, only six feet across, but she knew they were beautiful in a way that was unmatched in her hometown. They were pure white with a soft golden undertone from the down feathers, silver tips of her outer feathers reflecting light and creating a glow that surrounded her like a halo in the moonlight.

Or at least that’s what Natsu had told her that one night they had stolen a bottle of strawberry mead from the guild kitchen and had picnicked along the edge of the lake under the light of the stars.

“I’ll fix all damaged boards and doors in your roost, but when I win you hafta cook for me for a week!” Natsu crowed, circling Lucy in an effort to expel his growing restless energy.

“My roost is damaged because you keep crash landing in it,” Lucy pointed out sourly, following Natsu’s movements as she kept her face towards him as she talked. “I mean I leave the window open every night, how you keep overestimating your landing is beyond me.”

“So you do leave it open for me,” Natsu leered, rising slightly so he could look down at Lucy. She felt heat crawl along her neck and she pouted at being caught. Stupid boy.

“Go!” Lucy shouted instead, allowing herself to drop slightly into the current below them and get a quick boost as she shot towards the cloud Natsu had pointed at.

“Cheater!” Natsu howled, following quickly on her heels. Lucy kept her arms close to her sides, laughing as Natsu cursed her loudly, voice barely carrying through the air rushing past them, words lost to the wind. Time blurred as they raced, Lucy’s heart pounding and sweat starting to bead on her temples and hairline, whipped away before she could fully register their creation. Lucy saw Natsu start to crawl into her peripheral, his eyes glinting with competitive joy and challenge. She swore under her breath, pushing herself to beat harder and cut through the air before her, weaving through different air currents and timing her beats of her wings for the most energy gained, every decision made in a millisecond through reflex alone.

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scarmona  asked:

Alright I read your tags... tell me your thoughts and headcanons for demon Jesse. This sounds like an au I could get behind... (I can't draw these headcanons fast enough LORD H ELP ME love them thank you baby) 😘

Oh my god thank you I am so excited.
SO
I love Oni!Hanzo because he is a beautiful creature, and I feel like he is very dark and brooding, definitely a creature that is called on by assassins and warlords during clan fights and territory wars. He is a warrior spirit, summoned with Black Magic for the purpose of death.

 So for Demon!Jesse, I feel like he’s the other face of the same coin. I took inspiration from one of his in game sprays, because the second I saw it I lost my shit.  

In my mind he’s a desert Demon, one that is summoned by the smell of desperate travelers that have lost their way that have collapsed on the verge of Death. He appears as a mirage at first, a figure with the skull of a cow for a head, draped in tattered red cloth. If the traveler is wise, they ignore him, look the other way, and accept their fate. But if they call out to him, if they reach out, then he appears from the sand before them. It’s then they see his face, dark and worn with a twisted smile, and eyes that shine red. There’s blue markings the shine from the cows skull he wears on his head, and he doesn’t wear a shirt, instead only being covered by a long red cloak and tattered animal skins. He’ll drop down to the traveler, look them in the eyes, and speak in a voice that is warm, deep, and comfortable. He offers them water, and they always accept. He’ll oblige, dropping down to hold them as he lets them drink from a canteen, and as they drink, they drift further from life, their souls slipping out of their bodies and into him. The last thing they see is the way his eyes shine brighter before they turn into sand in his arms, and he disappears into the hazy desert air once more.

He also has a habit of messing with wagon trains that pass through or camp out in the desert at night by appearing on the edge of camp or singing low with the wind.

Can Little Mix release a whole album/ep of just ballads?. From Turn Your Face, Towers, Good Enough, Secret Love Song, Love Me Or Leave Me, Nobody Like You, etc. Those girls are honestly the queens of delivering beautiful, emotional ballads that I wouldn’t mind listening to a whole album/ep of them.

Hamilton Characters as Things My Friends Have Texted Me
  • Alexander Hamilton: Yup. I enjoyed watching you being utterly destroyed
  • John Laurens: it's gonna hug me with its 8 testicles and ur never gonna see me again
  • Hercules Mulligan: I named my dog Rocky after my rock Arnaldo
  • Marquis de Lafayette: QUESTION: HOW CAN YOU SHOW YOUR PRIDE BEING A FILIPINO WAFFLE
  • Aaron Burr: I have a meme stuck to me and I can't get it off
  • George Washington: I had to meditate in the mountains under a waterfall. For 30 years.
  • Thomas Jefferson: the MARVELous DICKman
  • James Madison: Tiny voice down below: I'm down here
  • Philip Hamilton: MWAHAHAHA IM SO EVIL HAHA I REFUSED TO FIGHT YOU MWAHAHAHAHA IN YOUR FACE
  • Angelica Schuyler: THIS IS A RACIST SEXIST FASCIST MONSTROSITY
  • Eliza Schuyler: YOU KNOW MY "LIFE LESSON" MESSAGE WOULD HAVE MADE SENSE IF IT SENT ON TIME
  • Peggy Schuyler: HELLO WHO EGG
  • Maria Reynolds: today someone told me "I will be your flying no" and I think that's just beautiful
  • King George: he's such trash and he kidnapped someone smh. I'm unstanning him.

sailor-cheesepuff  asked:

kaworu has to get his wisdom teeth removed and afterwards shinji is by his hospital bed while kaworu is all fucked up bc of the drugs they gave him and he's in that stage where he can't remember anything so he's just staring at shinji w a stupid look on his face and gauze shoved in his mouth, it takes him a second to remember how to speak and then he just starts crying and shinji asks him what's wrong and kaworu says "i wish i had a boyfriend", shinji says "i'm ur bf" and then kaworu cries more

i saw a man so beautiful i cried ????

wicked songs: a summary
  • no one mourns the wicked: your un-problematic fave was murdered
  • dear old shiz: college frick yeah
  • the wizard and i: the let-me-belt-in-your-face song
  • what is the feeling?: lesbians or worst enemies? the world may never know
  • something bad: environmentalists be like
  • dancing through life: fuck school
  • popular: what not to wear the musical
  • i'm not that girl: fuck blonde white girls
  • one short day: lesbian vacations
  • a sentimental man: never trust old straight white men
  • defying gravity: the let-me-belt-in-your-face song pt. 2
  • thank goodness: weddings can't hide depression
  • wonderful: what did i say about not trusting old straight white men?
  • i'm not that girl: fuck beautiful green girls
  • as long as you're mine: sexy time in the forest
  • no good deed: fiyEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • march of the witch hunters: obligatory wizard of oz references
  • for good: lesbians, definitely lesbians
  • finale: gross sobbing
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before & after 

my hair in 2014 vs now 2017 

basically the start of my “hair” journey, when I stopped straightening my hair. I remember when I would feel really insecure every time I went to the beach or pool and wet my hair. I used to feel ugly whenever my natural hair would show bc people would tell me that straight hair was prettier and looked better on me. But ever since I stopped straightening my hair and wore my natural curls I’ve felt way more confident than I ever did with my straight hair. I’m actually pretty proud of them now and idk I just wanted to share my progress with you guys.. So no matter what anyone says: your natural hair is beautiful whether it’s straight, curly, wavy, or anything in between.

The Fateful Double Lines (Spencer x Reader)

A/N: Hey guys! So I have an imagine idea that I want to write and a series I want to start so as of right now my requests are closed ☹️ but if you have ideas keep them in the notes and I will write them soon!
Warnings: none?
Pairing: Spencer Reid x Reader
Prompt: having problems conceiving until they make it and found out about it unexpectedly
Request: ✅
Upcoming Imagine: reader is apart of the BAU Team and her and Hotch goes in to a jail to talk to…
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You sat on the toilet with your head in your hands, waiting for the two little lines to pop up.
You waited and waited, throwing it away as it only presented the one.
You felt a lump in your throat, ready to give up.
You and Spencer have been trying to get pregnant since your honeymoon night, which was almost a year now and nothing has happened.
And you two get it on fairly often, but this time, you were almost positive the second line would show up but just like the countless other times it had remained negative.
You wiped the tears from your cheeks and exited the bathroom to join your husband on the couch to resume movie night.
You sat down and he put his arm around you.
“Alright I’m trying to decide from… are you okay darling?” He asked facing his whole body towards you.
“How long… has it been since our honeymoon?” You said tears threatening to spill from your eyes again.
“10 months and 13 days why?” He asked sitting criss cross in front of you, holding your hands in his.
“That’s how long we have been trying. Spencer… why can’t I give you the most important thing a woman can do for a man? Why can’t I give you a child? Is there something wrong with me?” You asked, sobs escaping your mouth after the ramble.
“No no Y/N darling there isn’t anything wrong with you.” He said lost of words.
“Then why? I know how much you want a child Spencer. I-I can't… I can only give you so much happiness…”
“Stop right there. Are you really upset because you think you don’t make me happy?” He asked looking into your eyes.
You broke down and he hugged you in his arms.
“Y/N young couples take a little while to get pregnant okay? That’s statistics okay? There isn’t anything wrong with you and every living second I’m with you makes me so happy so don’t think that you don’t make me happy. You make me the happiest man alive when I wake up to see your beautiful face and hear your precious laugh.” He said cuddling you and stroking your hair.
His words made you feel a lot better, but you still don’t understand.
You know lots of friends who got pregnant at a young age and it only took two times.
You decided to try to let it go and enjoy the time with your beloved husband.
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A lot later that night, you woke up with a major snack craving, which is normal for you.
You tiptoed into the kitchen and ate a few crackers before you suddenly felt nauseous.
You ran to the bathroom and unexpectedly threw up into the toilet.
You heard rushed footsteps run down the hall and then Spencer rush through the door.
He carefully held your hair back as you threw up once more, leaving the gross acidic taste in your mouth.
“Are you okay?” He asked rubbing your back.
You nodded tiredly and flushed the toilet.
“I’m going to make you some ginger tea to ease your nausea. Did you eat anything odd earlier?” He asked helping you stand up.
“No I don’t think so.” You replied, thinking of the probabilities of getting the flu.
It is fall after all.
You followed Spencer out of the bathroom but stopped when an idea popped into your head.
You went back into the bathroom and closed the door.
You grabbed another pregnancy test from under the sink and held it in your hand.
“Please. I just want a child. A healthy child that I can see grow and love and cherish.” You whispered as you conducted the test.
Once you were done with your business, you waited for the test to most likely turn negative.
But as you glanced over at it, you saw a faint second line start to appear.
You held it in your hand as your heart stopped in its tracks.
You didn’t think you could pee anymore but sure enough there was more in you to double check.
Sure enough the second one was positive as well.
You jumped up and down in excitement as you rushed out of the bathroom at 3 o'clock in the morning.
“Spencer!” You said standing with the test in your hand.
He looked down and you saw a sparkle of hope gleam in his tired eyes.
“I’m pregnant.” You said as he ran to you and picked you up and spun you around.
“I’m so glad! Not only for the child but I hate seeing you worry like how you were earlier.” He said stroking your hair.
“I love you so much and… I still can’t believe we are going to be having a child.” You said hugging him again after kissing him on the lips.
“Me neither.” He said hugging you tightly.