i can't with you two seriously

can someone tell me where this fanon trend of making ladybug hate chat’s puns, hate chat’s humor, hate chat’s flirting, and be all around irritated with him in general comes from? seriously. 

because 

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ladybug

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loves chat

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so much?????

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like just?????

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i don’t know?????

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where you guys are getting this from??????

god i just want to know how long sana has been crushing on yousef like how long has he been friends with her brother? did her crush develop slowly over time or was it there from the beginning?

the balloon squad has been like everywhere since the season started which makes it feel like they are a daily part of sana’s life, like they’re always over at the bakkoush’s, both of the youtube videos have been filmed there and it really makes me wonder about all the small private moments sana and yousef must of had together (running into each other getting a drink from the kitchen or stumbling into each other in the hallway) to get to the point where they smirk at each other and get a little fluster when they realize the other is in the room

  • Shitty: [naked on Jack's bed] I've never been able to eat two bananas in a row
  • Jack: ??? What
  • Shitty: seriously bro. It's impossible. I've tried it sober (mistake), high (mistake), and drunk (super mistake). You can't eat more than one banana at a time. 'S science, brah.
  • Jack: o-kay????
  • Two days later
  • Jack: you were right
  • Shitty: about what?
  • Jack: about eating two bananas in a row
  • Shitty: Brah!!! I thought you'd ignored me!!
  • Jack: I tried it. Felt sick half-way through the second one
  • Shitty: Ho-ly shit! I was right! Science bro!!!
  • Jack: of course I'm not a quitter so I finished the second half and ate a third one
  • Shitty: Jesus Jacko!
  • Jack: I was throwing up the rest of the afternoon
  • Shitty: amazing

I just woke up from the craziest dream. A friend and I were in Kohl’s trying on shirts and this girl our age came out of the fitting room in a pretty dress, and I told her she looked great. The girl looked surprised but pleased, and we started talking. The girl was like, “Sometimes I come into places like this with lots of mirrors so I don’t forget how I awesome I look." 

So my friend, the girl, and I walk through the store together, talking about random things, looking at jewelry (the girl found a pair of Vera Wang earrings and wistfully commented that they looked like dying stars and that her brother would love them) and socks. 

Meanwhile, we start to notice people around us are glued to their phones. One lady has her hand over her mouth in horror, tears streaming down her face. Kohl’s seems an awfully lot more empty than it had been. The girl brightly suggests we look in homewares. 

We go to the back of the store and start smelling all the Yankee Candles, and the girl is like, "People can be so creative. Vanilla lime? Genius! I’m going to miss this.” My friend asks if she’s going on a trip and the girl is nonchalant, like, “Things will be changing for me real soon and I’m not going to be able to enjoy things like candles anymore.” My friend wishes her all the best with whatever and I say we’ll buy her the candle so she has something to remember us by, and the girl is all, “You both are very kind. I won’t forget that, I promise." 

So we go to check out, but no one’s there. So we wait and wait, and then the girl shrugs, takes the candle and the Vera Wang earrings, and goes to leave. My friend and I are mortified, crying that she has to pay for them, and the girl is like, "I doubt they’ll mind,” as she leaves. Then my friend notices the store is completely empty and takes out her phone, which is blinking with dozens of missed calls, texts, and alerts. 

She opens one of the alerts and it takes her to a breaking news video. All over the world, there is chaos. Horrifying things are devouring people and destroying cities. A giant cube of sand with teeth and weird proboscises on every side is sucking up people in Rio, and a slow-moving slender titan made of clouds is walking through San Fransisco and leaving nothing in its wake. Off the coast of Japan, something is rising from the ocean but the video cuts out. 

Terrified, we run out of Kohl’s and find the girl standing at the curb. She’s staring at the sky over Route 1 as a giant, shifting mass of black mist descends. The girl turns to us, smiles, and says, “That’s my brother. Thank you for a lovely day of shopping. I’ll never forget it." 

Then the skin of her face and neck begins to crack and flake away, revealing fault lines of indescribable things underneath. My friend starts to weep. I manage to get out through chattering teeth that I hope her brother likes the earrings, and the girl–barely human now–smiles with the remnants of a million devoured suns and says, "You know, if everyone had been as nice as you two, we wouldn’t have come to this." 

And then she squared herself exponentially and swallowed everything up. 

It was awful.

  • Lance: If I had just cut my losses at the invasion, maybe we wouldn't be in this mess. Maybe sometimes it's just better to call it quits before you fail.
  • Keith: No, it's not. Look Lance, you're going to fail a lot before things work out.
  • Lance: That supposed to make me feel better?
  • Keith: Even though you'll probably fail over and over and over again...
  • Lance: Seriously, not helping.
  • Keith: You have to try every time. You can't quit because you're afraid you might fail.
  • Pidge: Hey, if you two are done cuddling, can we get a move on?
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MC: And you two can stop by whenever you want to see her, alright?

Saeyoung: MC, you are an angel! ★

Saeran: Seriously, thank you. You’re doing me a huge favor by taking her off our hands.

Saeyoung: *pouting*

MC: Hehehe.

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Hearing Voices Part II - Roscar
  • Oscar: So you've been surprisingly quiet on this subject.
  • Ozpin: Well... when I knew Miss Rose, she was a bright and promising student of mine, and several scores younger than me. My input on the subject feels...improper.
  • Ozpin: If you're looking for advice on romance more broadly, it is not something that is off-limits for us. We have known many great loves throughout our lifetimes. However...it is complicated.
  • Oscar: Of course it is.
  • Ozpin: Destinies such as ours require full dedication. Shaping the future of mankind is not a part time undertaking. When we make choices, we often have to put what is best for the people ahead of our own wants and needs. This makes it understandably...difficult for the people we love. For the people who love us.
  • Ozpin: We have known many great loves...but those loves come with great hardship. And great loss.
  • Oscar: (dejected) Terrific...
  • Ozpin: Further, regarding Miss Rose, regarding Ruby, her path will not be an easy one either. The silver-eyed warriors were renowned for their fierceness, their courage, and their unmatched skill on the battlefield. But their power comes with a cost. They are the protectors of mankind. They take on challenges far greater than other warriors...sometimes challenges that can be more than even their great power can defeat. The silver-eyed warriors, more than the average Huntsman, are known for their heroic, but very premature deaths.
  • Ozpin: Ruby inherited her silver eyes from her mother, and she died very young. Ruby was only a small child. I hope the same fate doesn't befall Ruby, but that is not in my hands. When Ruby's battle comes, she alone will be the one who can determine the outcome. Regardless, however long or short Ruby's journey is, it will be a difficult one. You both have destinies that require great sacrifice to achieve.
  • Ozpin: So about what you are thinking about starting with her, that is your choice to make. But be warned: with the paths each of you are on, with the challenges each of you will face, there is little likelihood that the two of you will have a happy ending.
  • Oscar: You're just here to bring me sunshine and good news, aren't you?
  • Ozpin: I'm afraid not, no.
  • Oscar: Seriously? Don't you have anything that isn't gloom and doom and sacrifice and destinies? Can't you tell me one thing that is positive?!
  • Ozpin: There is a pastry shop two streets over that makes an excellent cup of cocoa. I highly recommend you stop in.
  • Oscar: *facepalms*
  • Mae: If I had just cut my losses at college, maybe we wouldn't be in this mess. Maybe sometimes it's just better to call it quits before you fail.
  • Bae: No, it's not. Look Mae, you're going to fail a lot before things work out.
  • Mae: That supposed to make me feel better?
  • Bea: Even though you'll probably fail over and over and over again...
  • Mae: Seriously, not helping.
  • Bea: You have to try every time. You can't quit because you're afraid you might fail.
  • Gregg: Hey, if you two are done cuddling, can we get a move on?
Headcanon conversation between Karlof and Cole after Cole Found Zane Alive During the Tournament of Elements
  • Karlof: So, that was boyfriend of yours?
  • Cole: W-what? That was Zane, the White - uh, I mean, the Titanium Ninja! He's the one we've been looking for this whole time!
  • Karlof: You looked really happy to see him.
  • Cole: Well, duh. Everyone thought he was dead for a long time... I still can't believe he's here...
  • Karlof: You two touched hands through the metal bars.
  • Cole: Karlof, seriously?! I was just so relieved to know he's still alive!
  • Karlof: Yes but you never said he was not boyfriend of yours.
  • Cole: He's...
  • Karlof: ...
  • Cole: ...
  • Karlof: He's boyfriend of yours. Karlof has three bags of gold riding on that. And Karlof will not lose gold to Master of Mind.
  • Cole: Three bags of gold - Master of Mind- what are you even talking about?
  • Karlof: Nevermind. Come, we go make noodles.
  • Cole: Karlof! Karlof, wait-!
  • Karlof: *Whistles casually to end the conversation*

Roleplayers I see on Tumblr:

📖— 𝓑𝓪𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓽𝓲𝓬, 𝚋𝚎𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚍, breathless, Stanford’s glossy gaze fixated upon the idiosyncratic imp floating before him. This impossible cryptid, this ѕηαρριℓу-∂яєѕѕє∂ cyclops drifted throughout his 𝑑𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑚 like a 𝓿𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓮𝓵 𝓾𝓹𝓸𝓷 𝓼𝓶𝓸𝓸𝓽𝓱 𝓽𝓲𝓭𝓮 . Such a dastardly devil should not still exist, and yet, here he was, existing in one sense or another. Does he dare address him? Does he dare delve deeper into this lucid and 𝚏𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝚏𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚜𝚢 of times gone by? Oh how he missed him, 𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙙 him… .

“Bill-!!” the budding scientist blurted forth all of a sudden, but the words were instantly caught by clasped hands over his gaping mouth. These hands were ท๏t ђιѕ ๏ฬท. The fingertips which drummed across his s k i n...much too calloused to belong to Ford. And the aroma they produced smelled faintly of… 𝔾𝕚𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕟 𝕡𝕠𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕙?

“Fiddleford-!” Ford practically 𝗒𝖾𝗅𝗉𝖾𝖽 as he sprung away from his partner. “What- what are you doing? You’re not even supposed to be here!” 


Me:

“Boi do I luv dank memes,” smirked Tad.

5

This is what happens when you make jokes

tfw half a fucking fandom leaves bc a ship they don't like became canon
  • Mercury: Wow. And I thought Emmy was a screw up.
  • Emerald: He-
  • Jaune: Don't you insult a woman like that!
  • Emerald: Wh-
  • Mercury: What, by drawing a comparison between you two?
  • Jaune: Exactly! No one deserves that treatment!
  • Emerald: Wow.
  • Mercury: My god, he has such low self esteem he's impervious to my insults.
  • Jaune: Look upon my words, ye mighty, and despair!
  • Mercury: I can't even take this seriously anymore.
  • Emerald: But we-
  • Mercury: No. Not dealing with this nonsense today.
  • Jaune: Victory is mine!
  • Emerald: I give up.
  • Jaune: Double victory!
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I’ve recently rewatched Jack and Mark play Hello Neighbor, and the creativity bug bit me. A lot.

So, I tried my hand at the Neighbor and the Player! Yaaaayy….. Seriously tho, these two were fun as hell to draw, especially my smol secretive bean. Sadly, I couldn’t get Player’s body right, so Neighbor has to stand alone, hence the only picture with him so detailed.

Anywho, I hope you enjoy another trash piece for the Bin, and have a lovely day!

~Toodles!!

Top or Bottom?
  • Aomine: I'd top Akashi for sure.
  • Kuroko & Kagami: What?
  • Aomine: You know, when two people with the same gender. You have to choose which one is the top and which one is the bottom.
  • Kise: ... Aominecchi, we're talking about the exam coming up. Not this one.
  • Aomine: I bet in your relationship, Tetsu, you are the bottom.
  • Kuroko: Just hold on a second, Aomine-kun. Why am I the bottom? I'd like to stick it on Kagami-kun too, you know.
  • Kagami: ... I'm crying right now.
  • Aomine: Well, you have a small built body than Kagami. Taller guys are usually the seme.
  • Kuroko: I'll change that.
  • Aomine: You can't. You can't, Tetsu.
  • Akashi: What's with the conversation?
  • Aomine: Oh, we're talking about who would top you. I mean, if we were to date.
  • Akashi: Hm?
  • Kise: And Aominecchi said he'll top you.
  • Akashi: ...
  • Kise: Right? Told you, Aominecchi. You won't-
  • Akashi: I bet I'm more qualify to be the top.
  • Aomine: Huh? No. I am.
  • Akashi: Daiki, you can't get me to be the bottom. Therefore, I am the top.
  • Aomine: Shut it, Akashi! I'm the top!
  • Akashi: No, I am.
  • Aomine: 'ch, fine. Let's test it out. Come with me.
  • Akashi: I prefer to do it in my house.
  • Aomine: ... You always want to do it in your way. Fine!
  • Kagami: Can we stop talking about this? And where the heck are you two going? Are you seriously going to test it out?!
  • Akashi & Aomine: Of course.
  • Kuroko: Kagami-kun, please come with me. I have to prove Aomine-kun that I can be a seme as well.
  • Kise: Wait, are you implying that you were an uke to Kagamicchi?! Kurokocchi, you'll be the seme if you date me instead!
  • Kuroko: No, I belong to Kagami-kun. Let's go, Kagami-kun.
  • Kagami: ... I'm seriously crying right now.

alwayssaltontherim  asked:

I'm not crying at the strong possibility of Richonne having a baby 😭😭😭😭😭😭. Death by Andrew Lincoln.

You can breathe. You can blink. You can cry! Hell, we’re all doing that! 

Seriously, I’m a mess of feels. I’m imagining S9 (or hopefully 8B) opening with like a two-year old mini-Michonne or Rick and I just wanna scream. 😩This ship really just keeps on giving. 

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