i can't with this shit :(

  • Obi: Our apartment building is burning down and you can <i>only</i> save your plants or me. Which do you choose?
  • Shirayuki: That’s not fair. The plants don't have legs.
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“ Onision Threatens ME With POLICE! Says I Threatened LAINEY! LOL!”
Joy Sparkle BS

Joy’s response to Greg and Lainey calling the police on her (again).

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oh wow oh my god!!!!! 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈 This is hands down the most heartfelt and sweet ask I’ve ever been sent, I can’t honestly believe it was really for me (are you sure it was for me ahdjajsak) If the purpose of your messages was to make me cry and smile at the same time I guess you reached your goal!!!! Like, I’m not kidding I’m just sitting here gaping at your words and smiling like crazy and also tearing up. I’m a lil emotional today, I’ve also chOPPED ONIONS OK ajsajsjajs No, it’s just that you’re absolutely lovely. You know, it’s totally ok if you don’t feel involved in the fandom as you used to. Interests change, people grow up, life gets busier, it’s difficult to keep up with Tumblr and fandom and constant daily events. We’ve got uni, work, family, responsibilities, etc and you have to look out for yourself first and foremost. Tumblr can be a lovely bonding place but it can also be incredibly awful and frustrating and anxiety inducing so lurking doesn’t make you pathetic at all, it’s a way to still keep up with some things without all the negative sides. I’m glad that I could be a good and positive presence on your dash and I’m so.. like you’ve said so many lovely things about me asdfgjfkdjfks oh my god I’m happy that my messy and babbling replies could help you somehow. A lovely and kind person like you deserves everything good in the world and I hope you’re getting it tbh I’m not great with words the way you are but I will never forget this message and the way it made me feel and I will always cherish these times on tumblr with people as lovely and genuine as you. You took the time to send the cutest message and I’m gonna post Harry’s concert videos and dedicate them all to you Assisi I’m also gonna find a way to make him write ‘Hello muffin anon pie’ on a piece of paper lmao Seriously, I know that you’re on anon but I also know that I love you. If you ever feel like saying hi off anon I would just confirm all my love for you ❤️❤️❤️❤️ Have the most beautiful day and month and existence, you muffin anon pie and if you get this tattoo in Harry’s handwriting I’m gonna get a matching one for sure :P :P Thank you for this.

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@vtaenon-min tagged me for this (tysm NOW IT’S MY FAVORITE TAG THAT I HAVE EVER DONE finally my collection of memes is useful)

p.s. sorry i needed to use gifs 

i’m tagging @our-kpopreact @themelancholicmess @saltyrap @minsuga–genius @haedreamers@dailykpopmeme @emotwatt @taehyungvx @min-ace59 @meme–suga @miiinghao

zen: i’m allergic to cats!

jumin: i’M aLlErGiC tO cAtS

jumin: her name is Elizabeth 3rd!

Seven: hEr NaMe iS eLiZaBeTh 3rD

jumin: you don’t understand the stress of running a company–

zen: yOu DoN’t UnDeRsTaNd tHe StReSs Of RuNnInG a CoMpAnY

zen: ah it’s such a curse to be this gorgeous~

yoosung: aH iT’s SuCh A cUrSe tO bE tHiS gOrGeOus

seven: i’m so jealous you get to play with elly~

jaehee: i’M sO jEaLoUs YoU gEt To PlAy WiTh ElLy

yoosung: rika is so amaing

mc: rIkA iS sO aMaZiNg

yoosung: my life is so hard

everyone: My LiFe Is So HaRd

butch lesbians aren’t men….. butch lesbians aren’t replicating heterosexuality or heteronormativity or misogyny or patriarchy or whatever-the-fuck….. butch lesbians dating women is not the same thing as straight men dating women….. butch lesbians don’t have “butch privilege”….. butch lesbians are BUTCH LESBIANS not straight men…. butch lesbians are also oppressed by misogyny….. if you disagree then you’re a demon lol 

How many hundreds of men do you think I’ve sent out to be eaten by titans? One arm isn’t nearly enough to make up for that. I hope I’ll be able to pay back the rest in hell
—  Erwin Smith (Ch. 51) which sadly skipped during the animation