i can't with this commercial

  • Magnus: Michelangelo was great in bed.
  • Magnus: I know because I slept with him.
  • Magnus: Because I'm attracted to men.
  • Magnus: 'Cause I'm not straight.
  • Magnus: Like SUPER not straight!
  • Alec: .....
  • Magnus: I'M ALSO CURRENTLY SINGLE!
  • Voice Actor: *does their job, has various acting gigs*
  • Me: Why is Garrus Vakarian telling me to go to Applebee's?

Why does YouTube think that advertising R-rated horror movies on Disney soundtracks is good ad targeting? 

I’m here to continue crying over Mark Mancina’s scores in Moana, not to see trailers for Split (aka my least favorite movie ever produced and I hope it flops so hard M Night Shamagofuckyourself never gets touched by any studio ever again) for the ten millionth time.

Oh, one more thing, Holdin’ My Own Tour Night 1: Eric Church’s set tonight was 37 songs. THIRTY-SEVEN SONGS. That’s so wonderful. That’s more than half the number of songs he’s recorded on his five studio albums. I can’t wait to see that show.