i can't with all this cuteness okay

OKAY BUT CAN WE ALL JUST STOP SCROLLING FOR A SEC AND APPRECIATE THIS LITTLE JASPER?

I MEAN LOOK AT HER SHE’S JUST SO CUTE???

PLZ JUST LOOK AT HER 

I love her

I hope she comes back someday

Babe,,,,

anonymous asked:

Non-binary Pansexual Polyamorous Teddy Lupin who doesn't understand why he can't just date all the cute people?

okay, so I had this idea about Teddy that since he can transform - gender is a bit of a fluid thing for him and so is sexuality, so my headcanon is that he has the hots for James II when he’s feeling more masculine and for Victoire when he’s feeling more feminine

Vic: hey!

Teddy …hi *blushing*

Victoire by lovely @space-marauder

great comet characters as shit my classmates have said pt. 3
  • dolokhov: "can't we all get along? just this once? please? actually, fuck that. i'm gonna punch your jaw if you touch my project one more time"
  • sonya: "my cousin once ate three entire jars of peanut butter because her boyfriend dumped her and she was so sad"
  • marya d: *opens locker, seven water bottles fall out* "i wish i could say that i'm okay"
  • bolkonsky: "do you think fire is dangerous?"
  • natasha: "i think i'm married to someone now but i'm not sure how it happened or why it happened. at least my fiancé is cute"
  • mary: *after being pushed down an entire flight of stairs* "why do i constantly suffer? who decided that i deserve this? why"
  • anatole: "my sister threw an orange peel at me this morning because i accidentally dropped her makeup palette"
  • pierre: "all i want is seven bottles of listerine to chug right now"
  • hélène: *after getting hit in the face with a roller skate* "i'm the swan princess and none shall touch me"
  • andrey: *after getting hit in the face with a bottle full of water* "this is the third time this has happened this week and i want to be deceased"
  • balaga: *throws a toy car across the room* "YEET" *toy car hits teacher* "...yeet"
Sassy Draco at a muggle fair
  • Draco: Why are all those stuffed bears in that machine?
  • Harry: It's a claw game. You try to win the bears by grabbing it with that claw.
  • Draco: Awe, look! That one is so cute. I want it. Win me it.
  • Harry: Okay.
  • Draco: All of them.
  • Harry: I probably can't-
  • Draco: Win me all of them.
  • Harry: That's a little unrealistic
  • Draco: All. Of. Them.

MatPat: *takes a deep breath*

MatPat: i lo-

Jason: yes, you love Stephanie, we know, you love Stephanie so much, she’s the light of your life, you love her so much, you just love Stephanie we KNOW, you love Stephanie you fucking love Stephanie okay we know, we get it, YOU LOVE STEPHANIE FUCKING PATRICK. WE GET IT.

anonymous asked:

Um uh, hi. I know you guys are a busy, but uh. I'm not good with horror stuff, and I read this post that started out cute but then turned scary somehow? And now I can't sleep. I was just wondering if I could get a little thing about how Noctis or Gladiolus (or all the chocobros but if you don't wanna/don't have time don't worry about it) would calm down/help their s/o get to sleep when scared?

Okay this is way more important than the cute thing! I need to help you sleep!

-Alyssa


‘The Calming Touch’

Noctis:

  • Noctis understands nightmares, and the horror stuff
  • He’s actually a baby when it comes to horror, 100% cannot handle scary shit. Especially jump scares.
  • He will lay down with his s/o, and play with their hair.
  • Not only that. He will kiss their face, everywhere.
  • Get ready for a smooch because he’s coming in
  • Cuddles, or he’ll hold his s/o against his chest
  • Will 100& be the pillow or big spoon, he will do whatever his s/o needs
  • He will assure his s/o they’re safe bc there’s no way in hell he’ll let anyone hurt them. Ever.

Gladio:

  • Gladio will read to his s/o
  • Nothing scary, maybe a action or an adventure story
  • If it’s not working he’ll take them beside the fire and star gaze with them
  • “See that star there? It’s the brightest one in the sky, but it’s definitely not as bright as your smile.”
  • Cue 10000+ pickup lines and a list of reasons he loves his s/o
  • He will stay up all night with them if he must, anything for his s/o

Ignis:

  • Iggy is going to get his s/o a glass of warm milk first and foremost.
  • Then he will sit them down for a bit outside the tent and smooth out their hair
  • He may even brush it for them if they find the gesture calming.
  • After seeing their fear he will be holding them all night
  • Every time they wimper or freeze up he’d squeeze them as a reminder that he’s there, and he’s not going anywhere
  • Because he isn’t going anywhere
  • If they wake up at 1am he’ll wake up at 1am too, they’re not about to be alone.

Prompto:

  • Prompto totally gets the fear thing
  • Seriously, you’re in the middle of the wilderness while demons RUN AROUND BELOW WHERE YOU’RE SLEEPING
  • He would not only stay up to play dumb apps with his s/o, he’d probably suggest it
  • He’s just as scared but he’s pretty good at hiding it
  • Clings to his s/o, while lightly singing a song in hopes of calming them both down as he gestures for them to lean their head against his chest and just listen to his heartbeat 

anonymous asked:

If you're still taking requests, can I ask for a protective Jughead when someone tries to hit on Betty?? And honestly I can't get enough of your blog. It's my newest addiction, along with Riverdale.

Thank you so much! This ones a cute one! I didn’t know if you wanted them to be dating or not, so I just kind of went with it!
***

Okay, this was fine. This was totalllyyy fine, it didn’t bother him at all.

It’s not like he was standing right here,

Out side the blue and gold office, watching the tall, muscled jock lean over Betty’s desk and invade her personal space.

Also what kind of cheesy pick up line was that?

And what made this jerk think Betty was interested in being picked up?

“So tall, blonde and beautiful, what do you say? You, me? Saturday at pops?”

What an idiot , he didn’t know much about flirting but he knew stating the obvious wasn’t the most original choice.

Wait a minute, was Betty… blushing?

Was she really falling for this tool and his lame attempts?

He watched as she opened her mouth to answer

“Oh I don’t know Adam, I’m kind of busy lately.”

Adam looked like he was getting aggravated when he asked

“Doing what Betty? Come on, you can’t spare a night for a date? What are your other plans?”

Before Betty had a chance to answer jughead decided he had, had enough.

“She’ll be with me on Saturday, right bets? ”

Her head snapped up as he entered, smiling at the beanie wearing boy.

“That’s right! jughead and I are heading to an old library outside riverdale, we’re going to check if they have original capote pieces!”

She was practically bouncing with excitement.

He couldn’t help the smug smile that graced his face as he dropped an arm to hang over her shoulder, fixing this Adam character with a satisfied smirk and stating

“So yeah as you can see, we’re kind of busy here, newspaper and all that, thanks for stopping by.”

Neither of the boys made any indication they would be moving any time soon.

Adam cleared his throat finally breaking eye contact with jughead

“Come on bets, jughead jones? You know you and I will have a much better time.” He tried to smile charmingly, but to jughead it just looked creepy.

“Oh I’m sure you would, but like the lady said she has plans. With me. So back off.”

Jughead had moved his arm off of Betty at this point standing tall to the jock.

Betty had never noticed how tall he was, and were those back muscles? To be honest it was a little intimidating.

She had to stop this before it got worse.

“Okay boys, that’s enough. Adam thankyou for the offer, but unfortunately I’m gonna have to pass.” She said stepping in between then.

Adam looked pissed off but backed away none the less.

“Whatever, when you want an actual man, I’ll be around.”

He backed away as jughead waved

“Bye Adam.” He was smirking.

Finally jughead turned to walk over to his desk

“Anyway, I was working on the missing test papers article I wanted you to revise it.”

Betty was standing there with her hands on her hips, eyebrow raised.

Looking up at her jughead shrugged his shoulders

“What?”

Betty just rolled her eyes, moving to take the article from his hands.

“What!” He asked again.

Betty just laughed taking her pen to the paper.

“Whatever.. ” he grumbled.

midnightperformance  asked:

Hi! I absolutely love your tiny kanekis centipedes, he looks so cute like that my weak heart can't take it and I have always loved centipedes and all kind of bugs so when I saw your drawing I felt so happy, kanekipede can come and live in my house whenever he wants to, I just love him okay? Bye.

WAHHH thank you! he appreciates it too :’D

~Domesticity~

Dan: This is gonna be a disaster.”

Phil (in background while Dan isn’t wearing pants): It’s gonna be funny. 

Dan: For who, for me?!

Phil: Well, no…

Dan: Fff… Go away!!! *all smiley* 


Dan: Hello internet. So there is something that many of you, my dear audience, have been asking me to do quite a lot since a certain rat called Phil did it over on his channel…

Phil (from another room): I’m still listening

Dan: Fuck off, okay! *all laughy and smiley
Phil: Excuse you! 


Dan: Phil wears a lot of socks, but they’re odd, like him, amirite? Still listening, you bitch?! *the immediate jumpcut indicated that tbh he probably was still listening but shhhh*

Without saying a word in response, Ash pulled at the lapels of his leather jacket to bring him closer before roughly pressing her mouth back over his.

Johnny smiled against her lips; eyes still at half-mast as he took her in once more as she kissed him.

Any previous trepidation or fear about whatever was to come tonight had silently drifted away; replaced with love and admiration for this girl who changed his life for the better. There would be no telling what to completely expect or if it would go right, but what was life without a little risk? If neither of them took any, they probably never would have ended up together, yet here they are almost a year later. All Johnny knew for that whatever happened tonight – he was going to embrace it.

With that thought, his eyes slipped closed and he pulled her closer to deepen the kiss.

                                       (KEEP READING)

otome-obsessed-llama  asked:

okay your Mafia AU is amazing and so cute and man i can't believe how cruel viktor is xD getting something for someone who just had triplets? so inhumane! but i love when yurio is like wtf you realize your a mafia boss and he's a cop this isn't gonna work out and viktor is just like WJAT AN ANGEL IVE BEEN BLESSED

Hehehe X3
HE’S THE LITERAL WORST
PIECE OF HUMAN GARBAGE, HOW DARE
And I’m glad you like Yurio’s role of annoyed voice of reason XD
MIXED WITH VICTOR’S COMPLETE INABILITY TO FACE REALITY
It’ll all work out though X3

wair-ra  asked:

Headcanon that if any of the exceeds had to fight Frosch in a fun battle it would be just like the fight between Pikachu and Togepi in the Pokémon anime. Natsu:-"Happy I choose you!" Rogue:-"Frosch your up, do you best okay?" Frosch:-"Happy-kun! Frosch is so happy to see you!" Happy:-*i have to fight him?* Frosch:-*running to hug happy* Happy:-*runs out of the ring because he can't hurt him* Sting as referee:- since happy has left the ring Frosch is winner by default. Boom he wins all the fights

awee that’s adorable, I love it! ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و

anonymous asked:

Ahhhhh I was wondering if you could help me find a fic? It's really vague, and I completely understand if you can't find it! But from what I can remember, there was smut, and it also had bits of Viktuuri being domestic and all. But one part of dialogue I remember the most went like, "if I win this dance off, you'll go down on me, won't you, Viktor?" And Yuuri goes on to say something like , "be my lover, Viktor" and it's a really cute scene ahh it's okay if you can't find it, I'm so sorry!

I have a feeling I’ve read this, but I can’t recall the name!

Does anyone know what this fic is?

anonymous asked:

Can I ask you for a fem! Nishio with longer hair? She'd be totes cute :0 ( sorry if I've sent this twice, I can't remember if I've already sent it once. ;_; )

anon: “Okay, I low-key stalked your blog and went through a good portion of your posts and came across your female Nishiki (Who is such a cutie!!) and honestly I’d like to see her with longer hair drawn in your style, I think she’d look nice. ꒰♡´͈ ᵕ `͈♡꒱” 
anon: “YOUR FEM NISHIKI!!!!! IS SO CUTE!!!!! YOU DRAW HER SO WELL!!!!! ( and i honestly wonder how she would look with long hair in your style :-0 )” 

4 all of these. here u go!

anonymous asked:

okay so i'm currently identifying as a lesbian because i know i would never date/have sex with guys but i still find some cute? like with girls i can see myself with them and all that (with guys i can't) but i still feel like i find some cute i can't really call myself a lesbian ?? like ik people can find others cute and still be a certain sexuality but for some reason i feel like that doesn't apply to me? what do u think mom i trust you

honey you can be a lesbian and call a boy cute. If you’ve been in the closet for a long time dating boys as you grew up you know what a cute boy looks like. You’re not blind. Being a lesbian doesn’t make you blind to someone aesthetically pleasing but if you’re not sexually attracted to them and you know that then you’re still!!!!! A lesbian!!!!! It’s a very confusing road to figuring everything out when it comes to your sexuality but I promise you’re still a lesbian if you think a boy looks nice. It’s coercive heterosexuality that makes you think otherwise and I promise that little voice inside your head is wrong. You don’t have to be attracted to someone to know they’re good looking

remvsjohn  asked:

Ok the person who said something about studying with Remus, oh my life!!!! I can't even because I was doing homework just now and can you imagine our boy remus now -"you look so lovely being all studious and focused" -"can't have the potions scroll get all the attention, now can we love" -"just one kiss, or more s'all" Eventually you'd be so tired of doing homework and having to ignore his constant admiration and just adorableness, the night just ends in cuddling yourselves to sleep

yes yes yes

  • bc he’d want you to focus and get your work done
  • but you’re so bloody cute
  • “just one kiss”
  • “okay, two”
  • “okay… three”
  • “okay maybe we should take a teeny break”
  • “Remus, this homework date was your idea!”
  • “And now I have a better idea….”
  • you would try to focus on your work
  • you really would
  • but he’s so cute when he’s distracted and needy
  • and you know he has a large chocolate stash in his room
  • and his cuddles
  • they’re so tempting
  • you eventually give in 
  • because he’s such a cute lil bean
  • and you can’t say no to him
  • you really don’t want to say no to him anyway
  • so you quit your homework and spend the night cuddling with lil kisses 
  • and not so lil kisses
  • it’s a good night ok
  • you both have to rush to finish up your homework at breakfast the next morning
  • it’s not your best work, but it’s a passing grade and the night was totally worth it
Coffee
  • (Not part of RoseGarden Snippet Stories) After that one RWBY Chibi episode of Nora drinking coffee, I'd think the new guy wouldn't understand to NEVER give Nora coffee.
  • Ozpin (in Oscar's head): Oscar. Have you ever thought of...getting coffee?
  • Oscar: No, not really. My aunt never let me have any.
  • Ozpin (in Oscar's head): But your aunt isn't here now is she?
  • Oscar: yeah, so?
  • Ozpin (in Oscar's head): cofeeeeee sounds really good right about now.
  • Oscar: Are you okay?
  • Ozpin (in Oscar's head): Never been better.
  • Oscar: Sure.
  • Nora: *slides up next to Oscar* Hey...Oscar. Can you do me a favor?
  • Oscar: Sure Nora.
  • Nora: could you...buy me some coooofeeee?
  • Oscar: First,the professor now you?
  • Nora: pleaseeee? Ren won't let me get some, and Ruby and Jaune refuse to listen to me!
  • Oscar: Nora, I may have just met you, but I personally think if you drank coffee, you'd explode.
  • Nora: I wouldn't explode. Maybe you would. It happens.
  • Oscar: fine. It can't hurt. I'll buy you one and oz one.
  • Ozpin (in Oscar's head): well. I mean it's not like I can taste it.
  • Oscar: then why'd you ask me, huh?
  • *Ozpin and Oscar bicker all the way back to their seats, where an attendant with a cart is waiting for them.*
  • Oscar: Where is Ruby, Nora and Ren?
  • Attendant: Your friends saw a Grimm in the last train car.
  • Oscar: Nora...don't you think you should help them?
  • Nora: *with a crazed look in her eyes* They'll be fine...I mean it's coffee!
  • Ozpin (in Oscar's head): C'mon...
  • Oscar: I'll have two large coffees. One black and one with extra sugar and cream. *"I'm totally going to regret this"*
  • Attendant: *makes coffee* Here you are, sir! This coffee is on the house! Or on the train!
  • Oscar: Really? Why?
  • Attendant: Cause one of your friends are really cute.
  • Nora: *spits out coffee* Which one? If it's Ren...
  • Attendant: The blonde one. He's so handsome and funny.
  • Nora: Wow. Um, okay.
  • Oscar: Yeah.
  • *awkward silence*
  • Attendant: Okay! I'll get going now.
  • Oscar: *sits down, takes first sip of coffee, spits it out* Ugh, how do you drink this stuff, Ozpin?
  • Ozpin (in Oscar's head): I lived and breathed coffee. You haven't lived if you haven't drank it.
  • Oscar: It's awful. And there's no point in drinking it if you can't taste it. How's your coffee, Nora?
  • Nora: *jittery, from all the coffee*
  • Oscar: Nora?
  • Jaune, Ren and Ruby rush back in
  • Jaune: We stopped the Grimm—Nora!
  • Ruby: Oscar! Did you give Nora coffee?
  • Ren: Seriously, does ANYONE listen to me?
  • Oscar: Sorry...
  • Ren: *sighs* It's fine. Nora will probably break the fourth wall, or pass out, but she'll be okay soon enough.
  • Oscar: Well, okay.
  • Ozpin (in Oscar's head): I don't know what to say. You children never cease to amaze me.
  • Oscar: Says the old man whose souls is intertwined with a teenager
  • Ozpin (in Oscar's head): Point taken.
  • Honestly, I love Oscar and Ozpin's interactions. It's so funny. I've seen many posts where people think Oscar is 12...which is very odd when it comes to RoseGarden stories...let's pretend he's 15 too, shall we?