i can't wait to see the eiffel tower!

Miraculous Rewrite: The Bubbler
  • Chat Noir: *kicks at bubble*
  • Ladybug: Use your Cataclysm!
  • Chat Noir: Couldn't you have said that five hundred feet ago?
  • Ladybug: What, so it's now my responsibility to tell you how and when to use your own superpowers?
  • Chat Noir: Are you really going to do this now?
  • Ladybug: Well, what's the point? No matter how soon we get out of this bubble, we still wouldn't be able to survive that landing.
  • Chat Noir: Well, what if I stuck my staff to the Eiffel Tower and you wrapped your yoyo around it?
  • Ladybug: ...I fail to see how that prevents us from dying?
  • Chat Noir: So do I. Well, scratch that. Get it? Scratch.
  • Ladybug: But seriously, is there a way out of this? I'd think this bubble would have slowed down by now; he can't have hit us that hard. This is kind of defying the laws of physics.
  • Chat Noir: Right, because akumatized villains have such a good track record of obeying the laws of physics.
  • Ladybug: Here's an idea. What if we wait until we get high enough, and then the pressure inside the bubble will be enough to pop it? It works with balloons...
  • Chat Noir: Remember what I just said about the laws of physics not working?
  • Ladybug: What was your idea about the Eiffel Tower?
  • Chat Noir: I throw my staff. Then hopefully it hits the Eiffel Tower. You can throw your yoyo and wrap it around the staff. We swing in a circle around the tower, end up going sideways instead of down, and safely land.
  • Ladybug: And if the staff misses the tower, or if the yoyo misses the staff, or if the yoyo slides off the staff, or if I get the radius of the circle slightly wrong, we both die?
  • Chat Noir: If you've got any better ideas, feel free to share them as we exit the stratosphere.
  • Ladybug: ...I love this plan. I'm excited to be a part of it. Let's do it.