i can't wait to drink from it

There are two kinds of people in the world
  • Person A: 4kids dub is the worst thing to happen to anime, it ruins everything and is a disgrace to the original content.
  • Person B: *through the tears* this is the third pun and fourth shade the show has done in five minutes and everyone is drinking hot sauce cause they can't have alcohol, this dub is a gift from above.

anonymous asked:

Okay but going to a wedding with harry in a tropical place and my god he gets drunk and talks about how he can't wait to marry you and I really should stop talking before I hate myself

And maybe the reception is being held at a venue that’s on the beach, but it’s obviously not right on the water. It’s been a few hours into the reception, because the couple decided to make it into an actual party, not a formal event that ends in two hours, and the two of you have somehow wandered off away from said party towards the water. You’ve had a couple of drinks, but Harry’s definitely had more, and you know he won’t touch alcohol for weeks after tonight, but god he’s cute when he’s drunk, isn’t he? You’ve had an arm around him to steady him while you walk along the water, and he’s clinging to you. All you’ve got to light your way is the moon, but it’s big and bright in the sky. You can still hear the music coming from the reception, but it fades out the longer you walk, and soon enough all that you can hear are waves crashing just a few inches away from your feet and Harry humming. 

He’s got his suit pants rolled up a bit, so that they’re not dragging through the water, and you try not to think about how expensive that goddamn suit was when he sits down in the wet sand just beyond the shore and grins up at you. He makes grabby hands at you, and you want to tell him no, because you are very much aware of how expensive the dress you’re wearing is, but you give in before you really ever talk yourself out of it when he spreads his legs to make room for you to sit between them. Which you do, and he wraps his arms around you immediately, and you rest back against his chest. “’M gonna’ marry you. One day,” he says after a long moment of just listening to each other breathe, breaking your comfortable silence for the first time in fifteen minutes probably. You laugh, though, and shake your head. “You’re drunk,” you tell him, and he attacks your neck with kisses. “’M not,” he argues, and you glance back at him, a fond expression on your face. “Tell me what kind of wedding we’re gonna’ have, then,” you murmur, and he pulls his bottom lip between his fingers like he does when he’s thinking about something he really cares about. It makes your heart beat a little bit quicker in your chest.

“Tha’ mean you’d say ‘yes?’“ He questions, and it’s not what you were expecting him to say, and you feel the blush creep onto your cheeks as your hands move to hold his over your tummy. He’s drunk and probably won’t remember come morning, anyway, so you decide to at least be truthful, even if he’s joking. “Of course,” you nearly whisper, and you feel him full on smiling against your neck. “Dunno’ if we’d have a tropical wedding, like this one,” he starts, and you raise your eyebrows. “You love the ocean, though,” you point out, and he nods, shrugging. “Yeah, but – I dunno’. Doesn’t seem very us, does it? I don’ think we’d get married on a beach,” he reasons, and you nod like you understand exactly what he means, and you kind of think you do. You almost always vacation wherever there’s a beach, but for whatever reason, you don’t see that being the place you’d get married, either. 

“Think I’d wanna’ get married in Holmes Chapel,” you tell him, and he’s the one who raises an eyebrow this time. “Why’s that?” He questions and you grin before you situate yourself so that you’ve turned around to face him, basically sitting on his lap with your dress pushed up around your thighs so that you could wrap your legs around his waist. He’s smiling up at you. It gives you butterflies. “Like how happy you are when you’re there,” you murmur, and he smiles wider. “Would want it t’be intimate and kinda’ traditional, I think. Nothin’ exotic. ‘S about us, yeah?” You nearly whisper and he rubs along your hips. “‘M gonna’ marry you,” he says again, but this time his words are a bit firmer, and you just shake your head. “I mean it – even ‘f I am drunk,” he giggles, and you’re laughing, too, leaning forward to press a kiss to his lips. “One day,” he adds, and you shush him, kissing him again. You don’t know if he’s too drunk to remember this come morning, but you think it’s something you’ll remind him of if your wedding day ever does come. 

a-real-life-horror-story  asked:

Prompt: Draco, hungover, waking up in someone else's bed next to some hella fit guy... but wait... no way... he can't be Harry Potter! Draco h a t e s Harry!!

((thanks for the prompt, missed you!))

The club was too loud, too dark, and Draco was miserable. He took a sip from his fourth drink.  Was it just the fourth? Whatever. No one was counting. “And then when I asked him to meet me for a drink, he fucking laughed,” Draco paused to take another drink.  Well, Potter’d said yes but he was laughing when he did.  That couldn’t have been a real yes.  "So I said, ‘you know what. Never mind.’ Now I’m here drinking by my damned self. Wanker…I really hate him.“

The couple sitting at the bar next to him gave him a sympathetic look, both women talking over each other with the typical ‘you can do better’, 'I bet you could get any man in here’, 'he doesn’t deserve you’, and the like.  

Not long after, the woman sitting closest to him leaned over to speak with a hint of privacy, “We’re going to go. You’ve got a bloke coming over looking at you like he could eat you with a spoon.  Good luck, sweetie,” she said before pulling the other woman to the dance floor.

Draco threw back the remaining contents of his glass before turning to see just which bloke’s company he’d be settling for that night.


Draco struggled between sleep and consciousness for a few minutes.  He hoped desperately that the hangover potion was still in the pocket of his jacket. Fuck.  He wasn’t wearing his jacket.  He was in bed but not his own.  The buckle of his belt was digging uncomfortably into his skin, and he didn’t have a shirt or shoes on.  Draco opened his eyes and tried to take in his surroundings. It wasn’t quite morning yet, and he wasn’t alone.  The other man was sprawled across the other side of the bed, turned away from Draco.  He was wearing nothing but a pair of shorts that looked painted onto his very nice arse.  

Draco sat up though his whole body protested the movement. Draco thought it was such a shame he’d passed out before he and this gorgeous man had the chance for a shag.  It couldn’t hurt to look for a minute before I sneak out, right? Draco’s eyes trailed over strong legs, an arse he wouldn’t mind burying his face in. Are those scratch marks on his back? It was hard to tell on dark skin in a dark room, but Draco knew he sometimes got a bit rough when snogging. Draco couldn’t quite make out the tattoo that took up the entire width of the man’s broad shoulders.  Wait…Draco’s eyes settled on a messy head of hair that he would recognize anywhere.

Draco’s head throbbing worse now than it had been seconds before.  Potter. “What the fuck!?”

Potter shifted, “Eew. You always wake up like that?”

“Only on special occasions,” he said, “what the fuck am I doing here?”

“Hopefully, you’re drinking the hangover potion I left on the side table for you before going back to sleep for a couple hours.  Or possibly just sitting quietly thinking about how to make up for the worst first date I’ve had in ages.”

Draco froze. “What?”

I am getting grazeh over older Noctis again…………. FUUUUUUUUUU WEIHGweiughwgIUwgewiuGWH Astrals have mercy on me….he is so freaking majestic and i need mooooooooore of him on my dash!!!!!! 

ANYTHING!!!!

Help my soul.
  • Ryden shippers: *peacefully conversing in a flower field about theories*
  • Brallon shippers: *trips in* Ryden? More like Brendon "ryden" Dallon's-
  • Ryden shippers: *slowly turn around making that face teachers do when they're waiting silently for the class to be quite*
  • Versatile Shippers: I swear to god, we can't go one day without something like this happening.
  • Ryden shippers: *are fully turned around now*
  • Ryden shippers: *play that one clip from Brendon's periscope where in a valley girl voice he says "do you drink milk out of a guy's ass"

anonymous asked:

I know it's way up in ch 11/ ch 5 when Viktor sees Yuuri's softer side in its all glory, but earlier moments where it shows - like on their not-date, or in next chapter when Yuuri goes to hide at the drink table (he blushes so much there <333 ) - just make him melt and I can't wait to see his thought process at the next banquet. He's so wry and closed off at first, but it doesn't last when Yuuri is being completely precious. Poor Vitya, he's helpless

The next banquet is interesting because from where we are now with Viktor thinking ‘I’m done with sleeping with Yuuri’ (crumbling resolve after the date but still there) by the end of the next banquet he’s done exactly that and slept with Yuuri again and you’ll be able to see his thought process and reasons why!

Guess what I’m doing at  my library next month?!

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Game of Thrones Party

 

Who’s ready for Season 7?! Will Daenerys take the Iron Throne from Cersei? What trouble is Littlefinger stirring up at Winterfell? What will happen with the Wights?

Come join us on Thursday, July 13th at 6 pm for a Game of Thrones party! We’ll put on a few episodes, speculate on the new season, and discuss spoilers. Plus, we’ll test your Game of Thrones knowledge with a Trivia Game complete with prizes! We shall have food and drink in the Great Hall (Meeting Room)!

Why is it that I chatter to myself in Japanese when I drink? I k ow a lot of people who do this…

Bless autocorrect otherwise this would be illegible lmao

The Last Five Years Starter Sentences (Part One)
  • "I'm still hurting."
  • "What about lies? What about things that you swore to be true?"
  • "Go and run and hide away"
  • "Run and find something better"
  • "Run away. Like it's simple. Like it's right."
  • "Maybe I'd see how you could be so certain that we had no chance at all."
  • "Where can I turn? Covered with scars I did nothing to earn."
  • "I'm breaking my mother's heart."
  • "Just as long as you're not from Hebrew school."
  • "Now I'm getting somewhere, I'm finally breaking through."
  • "I've been waiting for someone like you."
  • "I've had Shabbas dinners on Friday nights with every Shapiro in Washington Heights."
  • "From the minute I first saw you, I could barely catch my breath."
  • "I've been standing for days with a phone in my hand like an idiot, scared to death."
  • "My people have suffered for thousands of years and I don't give a shit."
  • "You are the story I should write."
  • "If you like to drink blood, I think it's cute!"
  • "I'm your Hebrew slave, at your service."
  • "I've been waiting for someone, I've been praying for someone, I think that I could be in love with someone like you."
  • "I guess I can't believe you really came."
  • "See, I'm smiling. That means I'm happy that you're here."
  • "I stole this sweater from the costume shop. It makes me look like Daisy Mae."
  • "I think you're really gonna like this show. I'm pretty sure it doesn't suck."
  • "See, you're laughing, and I'm smiling, by a river in Ohio."
  • "I think we both can see what could be better."
  • "I didn't know you had to go so soon... I thought we had a little time."
  • "Whatever, if you have to then you have to."
  • "We could be together, here together, sharing our night, spending our time, and you are gonna chose someone else to be with."
  • "No, that's exactly what you're doing."
  • "You could be here with me or be there with them."
  • "No, you do not have to go to another party with the same twenty jerks you already know."
  • "You could stay with your wife on her fucking birthday."
  • "I know in your soul it must drive you crazy that you won't get to play with your little girlfriends."
  • "You cant spend a single day that's not about you."
  • "I swear to God I'll never understand, how you can stand there straight and tall, and see I'm crying, and not do anything at all."
  • "I've got a singular impression things are moving to fast."
  • "Oh no, step on the brakes, do whatever it takes but stop this train."
  • "No matter what I try I'm flying full speed ahead."
  • "Things might get bumpy, but some people analyze every detail. Some people stall when they can't see the trail. Some people quit out of fear that they'll fail. But I keep rollin' on."
  • "I met my personal Aphrodite."
  • "My heart's been stolen, my ego's swollen."
  • "I'm so happy, I can't get worried."
  • "Handful after handful of Doritos."
  • "I tend to follow in his stride. Instead of side by side I take his cues."
  • "Yes, he's insane, but look what he can do."
  • "I didn't know the rules do not apply."
  • "I'm a part of that, aren't I?"
  • "First, a story. A little Christmas Story."
  • "I should take out my teeth and go to bed; I'm sitting her with talking clocks instead!"
  • "He looked and the clock was turning back."
  • "Sewn into the seams were forty-one seasons of dreams."
  • "Maybe your heart's completely swayed but your head can't follow through."
  • "Shouldn't I want the world to see the brilliant girl who inspires me."
  • "Say goodbye to wiping ashtrays at the bar."
  • "Here's a headshot guy and a new Backstage, where you're right for something on every page."
  • "Have I mentioned today how lucky I am to be in love with you?"
  • "I'm sharing a room with a former stripper and her snake, Wayne."
  • "I'm certain I'd prefer to be going slowly batty, forty miles east of Cincinnati"
  • "I saw your book at a Border's in Kentucky, under a sign that said 'New and Recommended.'"
  • "All things considered, I guess you don't have to buy it."
  • "He wants me, but he ain't gonna get me."
  • "Look at him, look at me. Son of a bitch, I guess I'm doing something right."
  • "I'll get on my knees and pray I can state in my next bio 'I'm never gonna go back to Ohio.'"
  • "The torture is just exquisite, while I'm waiting for you to visit. So, hurry up schmuck."
  • "Will you share your life with me for the next ten minutes?"
  • "There are so many lives I want to share with you."
  • "I am not always on time, please don't expect that from me. I will be late, but if you can just wait, I will make it eventually."
  • "Anything other than being exactly on time I can do."
  • "I don't know why people run. I don't know why plans fall through."
  • "I don't know how anybody survives in this life without someone like you."
  • "I want to be your wife. I want to bear your child."
  • "I want to die knowing I had a long, full life in your arms."
  • "Til there's no one left who has ever known us apart."
  • "Can we go see the dinosaurs?"

Frozen Szarlotka (Apple Pie) from the Poland Booth available during the Epcot International Food & Wine Festival.

EXO's Conversation on Christmas
  • Kai: Okay honestly Jesus wasn't even born in December—
  • Sehun: Shhh
  • Kai: —why are we even celebrating his birthday when it's not his birthday—
  • Sehun: Shhhhhh there's food okay nobody cares
  • Lay: Wake me up when Santa's here *starts hibernating*
  • *Beagle line starts hanging ornaments*
  • *Entire Christmas tree falls*
  • Chanyeol: Baekhyun did it
  • Baekhyun: No, nope. Chanyeol did it
  • Chanyeol: Baekhyun did it
  • Baekhyun: Chanyeol did it like he's a giant and clumsy how is it not him
  • Chen: *Casually eating* Lol go ahead and argue but fyi I did it
  • D.O: *Locks himself in the kitchen away from the disaster called the rest of EXO and only comes out to deliver more food*
  • (Baekhyun: When are you going to stop being such a Grinch
  • D.O: When you stop being such an idiot. Plus I'm providing food so shut up)
  • Xiumin: *Casually sipping his drink on the couch in front of the fireplace being super cozy while watching everyone in amusement*
  • Suho: *Frantically staring at the clock* Ok seriously is it midnight yet? When is Christmas over?
  • Beagle Line: Ohhh I can't wait 'till New Year who's ready?
  • Suho: Okay RIP let me go dig a grave
BTS going to the gym be like... [BTS/OT7]
  • ~A fine, lazy Sunday afternoon~
  • JM: Hyuuuungs! Taetae! Jungkookie! Let's hit the gym right now! *prepares things and already flexing his muscles*
  • JK: Aah wait Jimin hyung, I'll just take a quick shower! *dashes to the shower room*
  • V: Can't it wait, Jiminniee hyuuuung? ONE. MORE. DUBSMASH. BEFORE. LEAVING. *uploads a Dubsmash video on Twitter*
  • ~On the other side of the room~
  • JH: Namjoon, let's take a break from songwriting, right? The kids seem to be eager to go to the gym today, especially Jimin.
  • RM: *rolls on the floor* BUT IT'S DAMN HOT OUTSIDE!
  • JH: Namjoon... *wails bcs deep down inside he wants to go too*
  • RM: Lol who am I kidding LET'S GET READY
  • ~In the kitchen~
  • J: *prepares protein-rich food and drinks for the younger members* I gotta make sure everyone's muscles will not be worn out afterwards~
  • J: *looks at his toned arms and legs* Maaan, I look so good today! *continues preparing food*
  • ~And in an uncharted location inside BTS' dorm~
  • S: *mumbles* I wish they won't find me here I wish they won't find me here I wish they won't find me here I wish they won't find me here I wish they won't find me here I wish they won't find me here I wish they won't find me here
  • Muse members as pick up lines:
  • Honoka: You can't spell Honoka without Ho.
  • Kotori: Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back!
  • Umi: Are you drinking Hennessy? Cause you're the only hens I see. Wait, shit that's not right.
  • Hanayo: You look rice tonight! What? No I didn't mean nice.
  • Rin: I wanna spend all my nine lives with you!
  • Maki: Did it hurt when I fell from heaven?
  • Nico: Did it hurt when I fell from heaven? What do you mean Maki just used that one?!
  • Eli : I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you. Also vodka.
  • Nozomi: Sit on my face.
  • [Will puts a potion on the table for Nico and Percy to drink, after they got injured by a venomous monster]
  • Nico: Is it safe?
  • Will: I can't say I'm entirely sure.
  • [Neither of them drink]
  • Percy: What are you waiting for?
  • Nico: To see if it's safe.
  • Percy: So, if I don't die, you'll take yours?
  • Nico: Precisely. Get on with it.
  • [Percy downs the bottle and nothing happens]
  • Nico: Well, at least we know it doesn't kill you instantly.
  • [Nico drinks from his bottle]
  • Nico: Eurgh! That... That is the foulest thing I've ever tasted.
  • Percy (grimacing): Sorry. Did I forget to tell you about that part?

I’m home and babe surprised me with leftovers from the cookout, complete with veggie burgers his mom made and gluten free BUNS AND COOKIES 😭😭😭 He also made me a drink and picked up some sour patch kids because he finished the ones we had, he’s such a sweetie I’m gonna die

George Blagden Gothic
  • You know his eyes by heart. You've been staring at them for hours now. You can't look away, an eery force is holding you back. Fear keeps you from blinking. His eyes are staring back
  • "I Will Follow You Into the Dark" is one of your favorite songs. You keep listen to it over and over until each note rolls off your tongue. It's stuck in your head at night. Something has followed you into the dark. It's waiting
  • You are still waiting for the full version of "Drink with Me". You will not know rest until it is released. George Blagden knows this. George Blagden knows everything.
  • You know George Blagden tracks his tag on tumblr. You don't know how, but you know it. Everybody knows. He could be reading this shameful Enjoltaire smut you wrote. He could be anyone of us. He could be you. Who are you?
  • He smiles. He keeps smiling. He can not stop smiling. Help him
  • [Donnie puts a medicinal experiment on the table for Leo and Raph after getting hurt by a large mutant]
  • Leo: Is it safe?
  • Donnie: I can't say I'm entirely sure.
  • [Neither of them drink]
  • Leo: What are you waiting for?
  • Raph: To see if it's safe.
  • Leo: So, if I don't die, you'll take yours?
  • Raph: Yup. Get on with it.
  • [Leo downs the bottle and nothing happens]
  • Raph: Well, at least we know it doesn't kill you instantly.
  • [Raph drinks from his bottle]
  • Raph: Eurgh! That... That is the foulest thing I've ever tasted.
  • Leo: Sorry. Did I forget to tell you about that part?