i can't tim i just can't

  • Jason: Oh, feelings? Yeah, I don't have those anymore.
  • Tim: What?! You can't just do that! What's the point in living if you can't feel happiness? Wonder? Love?
  • Jason: Or the sweet taste of revenge! You're right, Tim! What's the point in living if I can't enjoy such simple things?
  • Tim: Eh... close enough.
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Timmy Olyphant on Conan [4.27.16]

bonus: for reasons

  • Tim: *calling Toby* Hello?
  • Toby: Hey, what's up?
  • Tim: I need your help, can you come here?
  • Toby: Uh, I can't, I'm buying clothes.
  • Tim: Alright, well hurry up and come over here.
  • Toby: ...I can't find them.
  • Tim: What do you mean you can't find them?
  • Toby: I can't find them, there's only soup.
  • Tim: What do you mean there's only soup?
  • Toby: It means there's only soup.
  • Tim: Well then get out of the soup isle!
  • Toby: Alright, you don't have to shout at me!!
  • Toby: *walks to the next isle* There's more soup!
  • Tim: What do you mean there's more soup?!
  • Toby: There's just more soup!
  • Tim: Go into the next isle!
  • Toby: *in the next isle* There's STILL SOUP!
  • Tim: WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?
  • Toby: I'M AT SOUP!
  • Tim: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE AT SOUP?!
  • Toby: I MEAN I'M AT SOUP!!
  • Tim: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?
  • Toby: I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!
  • Tim: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
  • Toby: FUCK YOU!!

Except for the whole out of character thing about Ziva hiding pregnancy, not knowing Tony at all and stuff, “Family First” is proof all the way that she is alive, come on guys the bag full of things, the photo, the scarf and everything ugh don’t get me started.

bonus: Paris, the flashbacks, the “I loved her Tim”, she was my family and ABA! *sobbing*

Cool love story guys
  • Damian: You're just garbage, Drake! Rubbish, nothing more
  • Tim: I'm sorry I can't understand a speech of celled with underdeveloped brains
  • Damian: Motherfucker!
  • Tim: Brainless
  • Damian: Piece of shit
  • Tim: I will turn your guts around chandeliers in the family estate of Wayne
  • Damian: You're not worthy to be in our family, asshole!
  • Tim: Fuck you!
  • Damian: I love you!
  • Tim: I can't imagine my life without you!
  • Jayson: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT THE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL?!?!?!!!?!?
  • Dick: I knew it...always knew...
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“Oh Madam Sexytary seems a little jealous!” - Tim Daly (x)