i can't tell what's up with him

  • Steven, age sixteen, during his 'rebellious phase': "YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO OR WHEN TO GO TO BED! I'M LITERALLY MY OWN MOM!"
  • Also Steven, dragging a blanket up the stairs to his bed: "And what kind of mom would I be if I didn't enforce my bedtime? Goodnight everybody I love you."
  • <p> <b>Jungkook:</b> *has a black eye*<p/><b>Namjoon:</b> *looks at him sternly* WHAT DID YOU DO?!? NO, DON'T ANSWER THAT. I DON'T WANT TO KNOW. BUT! LET ME TELL YOU I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU! YOU-<p/><b>Jungkook:</b> I-I'm sorry....<p/><b>Namjoon:</b> <p/><b>Jungkook:</b> *is super sad*<p/><b>Namjoon:</b> <p/><b>Jungkook:</b> <p/><b>Namjoon:</b> *clears throat* Did you win?<p/><b>Jungkook:</b> *perks up* Fuck yeah!<p/></p>
The Signs As Jack Handey Quotes
  • Aries: "After I die, wherever my spirit goes, I'm going to try to get back and visit my skeleton at least once a year, because, "Hey, old buddy, how's it going?""
  • Taurus: “The tiger can't change his spots. No, wait, he did! Good for him!”
  • Gemini: “Sometimes I wonder if I'm patriotic enough. Yes, I want to kill people, but on both sides.”
  • Cancer: “I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don’t just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.”
  • Leo: "I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little basket-beds with my name on it."
  • Virgo: "Just as bees will swarm about to protect their nest, so will I "swarm about" to protect my nest of chocolate eggs."
  • Libra: “I think a good novel would be where a bunch of men on a ship are looking for a whale. They look and look, but you know what? They never find him. And you know why they never find him? It doesn’t say. The book leaves it up to you, the reader, to decide. Then, at the very end, there’s a page you can lick and it tastes like Kool-Aid.”
  • Scorpio: "The first thing was, I learned to forgive myself. Then, I told myself, "Go ahead and do whatever you want, it's okay by me.""
  • Sagittarius: "You can't tell me that cowboys, when they're branding cattle, don't sort of "accidentally" brand each other every once in a while. It's their way of letting off stress."
  • Capricorn: "I guess the hard thing for a lot of people to accept is why God would allow me to go running through their yards, yelling and spinning around."
  • Aquarius: “We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can’t scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me.”
  • Pisces: "Instead of putting a quarter under a kid's pillow, how about a pinecone? That way, he learns that "wishing" isn't going to save our national forests."
  • Oscar: So, Ruby, do you come here often?
  • Professor Ozpin: (What are you doing?)
  • Oscar: (She's cute, I was going to ask her out.)
  • Professor Ozpin: (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!)
  • Ruby: Not really, this is my first time visiting Mistral. What about you?
  • Oscar: Shut up and stop yelling at me! You can't stop me from living my life!
  • Ruby: Huh?
  • Oscar: Oh! Err nothing! I haven't been here either, maybe we could go on a walk and explore the place a bit?
  • *Qrow suddenly grabs Oscar's bar stool and drags it to the far end of the room, furthest from Ruby, before glaring at him*
  • Qrow: You're gonna wanna do what Oz tells you, shrimpy, because while we're both around, you're not going anywhere alone with my niece, kapeesh?
  • Professor Ozpin: (I told you.)
  • Slytherin : hey Hufflepuff, what's up ? You look kinda down.
  • Hufflepuff : it's my father, he told me some pretty awful things yesterday.
  • Slytherin : do you want to tell me ?
  • Hufflepuff : well he said I disgusted him and that I was a mistake, that he wished I wasn't his daughter...
  • Slytherin : alright, so I'm going to need his address, five minutes alone, and a phone to call an assassin, be right back.

anonymous asked:

Are you still taking prompts? If so: (Klangst) Keith: "Lance I... I'm in love with you." Lance: "*about to cry* Keith, don't joke like that. It's not funny." (Pls have some fluff in there too my heart can't take only angst)

Yesss <333333

Sorry fluff isn’t my strong point >.< 

“Lance…I need to tell you something. It’s important.” 

Lance stared at the boy who was shaking like a leaf in front of him. They just got done taking down a Galran ship from the inside and now they were waiting for the castle to pick them up. 

“Okay, what is it?” Lance could feel the adrenaline leaving his body, making his arms feel heavy. 

Keith inhaled and avoided Lance. Keith looked like he was trying to convince himself to say something but couldn’t get the words out. After a few moments Keith looked directly at Lance and squared his shoulders. 

“Lance I….I’m in love with you.” 

Lance blinked at Keith and and started to laugh. 

Keith looked upset and confused “Why the hell are you laughing?” 

Lance didn’t respond, he just kept laughing until his laughs morphed into a wet sound. “Keith you don’t need to lie to me.” He wiped his eyes. “I get it, we almost just died and you probably pity me but you don’t need to joke around. It’s really not funny.” 

Lance turned from Keith and hugged his torso as he attempted to stop himself from full on crying in front of Keith. 

Keith was confused. Why doesn’t Lance believe me? Keith hesitantly reached his hand out, wanting to comfort the boy but not knowing how. “Lance. You need to listen to me.” 

Lance tilted his head slightly towards Keith, indicating that he was willing to listen. 

Keith took another breath, feeling his lungs expand to their full potential. “Lance. I’m not joking. I would never joke about something like that. I do love you. I have for awhile. I’m not pitying you either.” 

Lance placed his hands over his ears “ You’re lying.” 

Keith blinked and before he could react he was hugging Lance from behind. His head was buried between Lance’s shoulder blades and he hugged Lance tighter. 

“Lance, listen to me dammit. I’m not lying. I love you. I love you for your personality. I love you for your humor. I love you for your skills and how you care about everyone. I love you for the fact that you would risk your life just to save someone. I love you for so many things, and I will tell you why everyday if you let me.” 

They were both motionless, neither daring to move. Keith didn’t let his hug slag even the slightest until Lance started to pull away. Keith reluctantly let go but soon realized that Lance was just turning about so he was facing Keith. 

Lance gently wrapped his arms around Keith and placed his head on his shoulder. “You swear you’re not lying?” 

Keith nodded. “I would never lie to you.” 

Lance hugged Keith closer “Alright because I love you too Mullet.” 

Keith smiled “Can I kiss you?” 

Lance pulled back so he was looking at the raven haired boy. “Of course.” 

As soon as their lips met, both of the boys swore they could feel fireworks between them. 

When they finally pulled away, Lance laughed again. “I don’t know about you but I think this is a perfect way to end a mission.” 

Keith couldn’t agree more. 

Fluff!!!!!!! And angst 

I hope you like it!

Thank you <3333

  • Feyre: *takes book of shelf* Throne of Glass...I've never read this before.
  • Feyre: WHAT. *Reads Crown of Midnight*
  • Feyre: SHE'S FAE. WHAT THE HELL. *reads Heir of Fire*
  • Feyre: yOU TWO ARE MATES HURRY UP AND GIVE HIM FOOD ALREADY ACCEPT IT. *reads until EoS*
  • Feyre: GET OUT OF THEIR AELIN. BURN THE WORLD TO THE GROUND AELIN
  • Feyre: RHYS HELP
  • Rhysand: *comes running in* WHAT IS IT--there's nothing here
  • Feyre: THIS BOOK HURT ME I NEED THE NEXT ONE.
  • Rhysand: Feyre...that's a book. It can't hurt you.
  • Feyre: THAT'S JUST WHAT YOU THINK YOU HAVEN'T BEEN THROUGH THE PAIN.
  • Rhysand: Give it to me. *gets ToG* I'll read it and let's see what happens.
  • *5 BOOKS LATER*
  • Feyre: See... what did I tell you
  • Rhysand: *In the corner, crying, hugging EoS* THEY WERE MATES AND SHE DIDN'T TELL HIM NOW SHE'S SACRIFICING HERSELF AND ROWAN IS FLYING AROUND LOOKING FOR HER AND
  • Rhysand: FEYRE I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T TELL YOU WE WERE MATES I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU FELT WHEN I DIDN'T TELL YOU I'M SO SORRY
  • Mor, Cassian, Azriel, Amren: What's wrong with him?
  • Feyre: a book. *throws ToG* READ IT.
  • *ANOTHER 5 BOOKS LATER*
  • Court of Dreams: THEY WERE MATES AND NOW THEIR SEPERATED AND LYSANDRA PRETENDING TO BE AELIN AND THEY'RE ALL FAE ROWAN AELIN UGH *group cry*

practice!! >///< (*cough* so umm my first digital drawing here… please be gentle with me~~)

  • Trini: If you do this for me, you can consider us even.
  • Kimberly: Even?
  • Trini: You threw me off a cliff.
  • Kimberly: *looks up thoughtfully* That did happen.
  • Trini: *crosses arms* So?
  • Kimberly: Fine. *looks back at Trini* I'll let Zack beat me in the cliff races next week.
  • Trini: And?
  • Kimberly: I won't tell him I let him win.
  • Trini: Good. I want to be the one to tell him after the last race.
  • Kimberly: Why you though? Why let him know you had me do this?
  • Trini: *smirks* What's the point in building him up if I can't be the one to crush him?
  • Kimberly: That is... kinda hot.
the signs and small children
  • Aries: "Aww you're so adorable... you're gonna be prettier than me one day"
  • Taurus: "You're just so cute I wanna eat you up... oh that sounds weird, that's not what I meant."
  • Gemini: "oml. I don't wanna break you... you do you, I'll just admire you from here"
  • Cancer: "Come and love me please I want to be your favourite <3"
  • Leo: "Never grow up, it's a trap"
  • Virgo: "They're so flipping cute I'm going to steal them and claim them as my own"
  • Libra: "so cute XD I can't"
  • Scorpio: "Awwww you're gonna get all the boys/girls aren't you, I can tell"
  • Sagittarius: "Why're you so small?!"
  • Capricorn: "I will name him squishy and he shall be mine"
  • Aquarius: "you're adorable but also please don't cry because I don't know what to do"
  • Pisces: *taking hundreds of photos* "CAN I HOLD THEM?!"

anonymous asked:

One shot idea?- Lance being so delirious that he thinks Shiro is his big brother, so he starts to tell him how much he misses him and all his family. How alone he feels sometimes. After hearing Lance everyone feels awful, but then he starts to brag about his awesome space family, and now everyone is a little embarrassed, shy and crying good tears.

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off to sleep

Here he isss, the poor guyyyy, he’s kinda like a lost soul. He’s got nowhere to go and no where he belongs.He’s corrupted in a why.

I forgot to put this on there but he's a bit over 8 ft, taLL-

The Accidental Kiss part 1
  • Riley and Farkle are standing by their lockers.
  • Riley: So, will you help me study for the biology test?
  • Farkle: Sure. When?
  • Riley: Tonight, around 7, at Topanga's.
  • Farkle: Sounds like a plan.
  • Riley: Thanks.
  • Farkle: No problem.
  • The bell rings.
  • Farkle: I have to go. I don't want to be late again.
  • Farkle hugs Riley. Then he gives her a quick peck on the lips and walks to his class. Riley stands there in disbelief. Farkle arrives in his science class and sits down. He takes out his work and then it hits him.
  • Farkle: (screams) What have I done?
  • The whole class stares at him.
  • Meanwhile Riley is still standing in the hallway. The bell rings again. Maya walks up to Riley. She waves her hand in front of her face. Riley doesn't blink.
  • Maya: Honey, what's wrong?
  • Riley snaps out of it.
  • Riley: I think Farkle just kissed me.
  • Maya: You think? You don't know.
  • Riley: It happened so fast. He definitely caught me by surprise.
  • Maya: I know I'm going to regret asking this, but was the kiss good?
  • Riley: (smiles) That's the thing. The kiss was great.
  • Maya: Then, what's the problem?
  • Riley: I don't know where we stand. Was it a one time kiss? Are we dating? Are we friends who kiss? What are we? I want to know.
  • Maya: You and Farkle need to talk about this.
  • Riley: Why is life complicated?
  • Maya: I don't know honey. Let's go to class.
  • They walk to their classroom.
  • Cafeteria.
  • Farkle, Lucas, and Zay are sitting together. Lucas and Zay are talking. Farkle is distracted. Lucas notices.
  • Lucas: What's wrong?
  • Farkle: Nothing.
  • Zay: Something's off. Tell us.
  • Farkle: It's complicated.
  • Meanwhile Riley and Maya walk in the cafeteria. Riley sees Farkle.
  • Maya: Talk to him.
  • Riley: I don't know if I can. Can't I pretend the kiss didn't happen?
  • Maya: No.
  • Riley: You talk to him for me.
  • Maya: No.
  • Riley: I forgot. I have to talk to my dad about history homework.
  • Maya: We have no homework.
  • Riley: It's a different kind of homework.
  • Maya pushes Riley to Farkle's table. Farkle tenses up when he sees Riley.
  • Maya: Look Riley, it's Farkle. Isn't there something you wanted to say to him?
  • Riley nods her head.
  • Maya: Then say it.
  • Riley: (To Farkle) Hi.
  • Farkle: (To Riley) Hi.
  • Riley: (To Lucas) Hi.
  • Lucas: (To Riley) Hi.
  • Riley: (To Zay) Hi.
  • Zay: (To Riley) Hi.
  • Farkle: (To Maya) Hi.
  • Maya: Not doing it.
  • Riley: Gotta go.
  • Riley starts leaving when Maya grabs her.
  • Maya: No. You sit down and talk to Farkle. Lucas, Zay, and I will eat lunch at a different table. I'm watching you two. You are not leaving until you talk about this kiss.
  • Zay: What?
  • Maya: I'll tell you about it later. (Looks at Riley and Farkle) Talk.
  • Maya, Lucas and Zay leave the table. Riley and Farkle stare at each other.
  • Riley: So....
  • Farkle: So...
  • Riley: I have to go to the thing with the thing.
  • Farkle: So do I.
  • Riley: I'm glad we talked.
  • Farkle: Me too.
  • Riley: Bye.
  • Farkle: Bye.
  • They take off.
  • Maya: You got to be kidding me!
  • Lucas: What do we do now?
  • Maya: It's time for us to intervene.
  • Zay: How?
  • Maya: I have a idea.
  • To be continued...

anonymous asked:

"you were the lilac blossoms of spring and i was the glistening, murderous lava, yet you still loved me" prompt based-ish on your header image ((it's so cool!! i can't tell what it is but it's so cool!!)

Endearment

“Smile!”

Seung-gil glanced up as a body draped over his back and a camera appeared in front of his face. He barely had a second to blink before the flash went off, blind him momentarily.

“Wǎan jai,” Phichit whined, “Why didn’t you smile?” His boyfriend of two years whined before getting off his back and appearing beside him with a pout and his phone inches from his face.

“What does that mean?” he questioned while bending down slightly to get a better look at the photo. He didn’t mind the photo, it was rather cute. Phichit on his back with an arm around his neck grinning wildly for the camera which he stared blankly at. He made a note to try and send it to himself next time Phichit was separated from his phone, maybe he would have the chance tonight if Phichit fall asleep before him.

“What? Wǎan jai?” Phichit repeated while closing the photo and slipping it away. He hummed softly in confirmation, earning a bright smile in response.

“It’s just an endearment. Nothing bad, promise!” Phichit said with a wink before leaning up on his toes to plant a kiss on his cheek.

“Endearment,” he mumbled while quickly grabbing Phichit’s hand before the tanned male could slip away.

“Yes, endearment. Use one on me,” Phichit gasped, looking up at him excitedly. He stared down at his boyfriend as a light blush covered his cheeks.

“You want me to use-“

“To use an endearment on me. Please!” Phichit begged. He stared down at his boyfriends face for a moment before gently squeezing Phichit’s hand.

“Yobo,” he said ever so softly.

“Again.” Phichit demanded, startling him.

“Yobo,” he repeated, clearly and a little louder this time.

“Again.” He raised an eyebrow, not understanding why Phichit wanted him to say it again.

“Chagiya,” he said instead, earning himself an excited look.

“Have I ever told you how much I love you speaking Korean?”

Seung-gil couldn’t help but snort and shake his head in amusement.

“Lilac,” he stated simply, earning a confused look from his boyfriend.

“That was in English?” Phichit said hesitantly, clearly not sure.

“Yes,” he hummed before pulling Phichit closer, “but you are my Lilac.”

“Why a lilac?” Phichit questioned while wrapping his only free arm around his neck, holding them closely together.

“You are my lilac blossom of spring,” he mumbled while pressing their foreheads together.

“Oh? And what are you?”

“Glistening, murderous lava,” he replied while letting his eyes slide closed.

“Huh?” Phichit mumbled, confusion clear in his tone.

“You are my lilac blossom of spring and I am the glistening, murderous lava. And yet, you still love me.” He mumbled, content to just stand there pressed against his boyfriend.

“Where did that come from, you dork?” Phichit chuckled before shoving him back a step, he opened his eyes just in time to watch Phichit grab his face in both hands and draw him into a deep kiss.

“But I love you too,” the words were mumbled against his lips and they tasted so sweet.

anonymous asked:

What do you think shawn would be like if you were hanging out with his family while he was on tour? Like hanging out with Aaliyah without him and stuff?

Brace yourself, another long one is coming. 

I think it is actually very important for Shawn, that you get along well with his family. Clearly they have a very strong bond and Shawn would want you to be a part of that. He would want you to be a part of the family, like he surely would want to be a part of yours.

I think you and Aaliyah would become partners in crime, she would become like your own little sister and sometimes, because of his touring, you’d hang out more with her than Shawn. You and Aaliyah would for sure team up against Shawn, mocking and teasing him and having the best time doing so. You’d have your own little secret language going on that Shawn wouldn’t be able to understand. Whenever Shawn was touring, you would crash their house when you missed him a lot and just chill with Aaliyah. You guys would be sending him snapchats of hanging out or going places together and Shawn would send one back, whining about how much he wanted to be there and how jealous he was of Aaliyah. You would facetime him and Aaliyah would suddenly burst into the room, scarring the shit out of both you and Shawn. You would be there for Aaliyah when she fought with her friends, when she met the “boy of her dreams” and when he broke her heart again and Aaliyah would tell Shawn how you were always just a call away. Shawn would be so grateful that Aaliyah got to have you in her life as well and we would just sit there thinking, “I, without a doubt, have the best girlfriend in the world”.

I also think you and Karen would be going to lunch, like every now and then and just talk about all these random things (including Shawn of course). The two of you would laugh and chat and just have a good time. And every time you’d been out for lunch, Karen would upload a photo on Facebook/Instagram with the caption: Having lunch with my other daughter or lunch time with my daughter in low <3. Shawn would be the very first to like the picture and he’d write back some cheesy comment, because Shawn is Shawn.

As far as his dad goes, the two of you would be bonding over cooking. From the day, you started dating Shawn, you won his dad over, when he realized you loved cooking (and that you were way better than Shawn and he actually didn’t have to worry about you burning the house down or anything) and the kitchen had been the two of you’s territory ever since. They would invite you over for dinner whenever it’s been a while, and Shawn’s dad and you would be jamming out in the kitchen to old songs from his teenage years. You would talk about football and hockey and just laugh from the bottom of your heart, because Shawn in so many ways, reminded you of his did. Also, you’d be able to sneak some good and rather embarrassing stories about Shawn out of him. Useful stories you could always use against him.

Then whenever Shawn came back and you hung out with his family together, he’d tell his family things about your life, they already knew. Actually, Shawn’s entire family would be more up to date with your life than Shawn would sometimes. But he would love it, he would love to see you getting along with his family that well. He would love seeing all the people he cares for and loves deeply, get along so well, when he wasn’t home.

anonymous asked:

One of the most interesting things to me about Slick's story is Cody's reaction when they bring him to the Jedi. He and Rex seemed to be on the same page up until then. That was so deliberate, but I can't pin down exactly what it means. It could have been so many things.

There is a lot to be said in Cody’s body language as well.

I don’t know if Cody was just standing off to the side because Rex was handling it, but it also feels like he was affected by what Slick was saying when explaining himself.

And then only comes back into the fold to tell Slick a final word,

If you loved your brothers, you wouldn’t have put them at risk.

One of the things about this exchange that I find interesting is that when Slick makes the accusation that the clones are all slaves to the Republic, no one (not even Anakin or Obi Wan) jump at him and tell him he’s wrong.

No one says, “That’s out of line” or something of that nature. They just…all silently regard that comment and say nothing. It’s only when he is talking about his actions and how it was him fighting for his brothers that Rex and Cody respond.

nothing is cuter than deku calling i-hate-all-of-you bakugou “kacchan” and him not bating an eyelash

bearceptionus  asked:

hi. i live and breathe for shy sidney. it's been amazing. i like to imagine - geno really wants to support sidney and help him speak up more. whenever he can tell that sidney is thinking about something, is about to say something, etc, he just - watches so patiently. Sidney, biting his lip, starting a sentence a few times, and Geno just 100% attentive, nodding, ready to listen. and Omg the first time Sidney really asks for something? Geno can't stop kissing him - my sid, so smart and so good.

Geno thinks Sidney says something, but he can’t quite hear over the noise of the blender.

“What?” Geno asks. He presses pause on the blender and turns to Sidney, who’s looking over some papers from work. “Sorry, blender loud. You say something?”

Sidney blinks, then shakes his head. “No, never mind. I can take care of it.”

He shuffles off. 

The next time it happens, Geno’s flipping bacon and Sidney’s voice is low–Geno catches the phrase of “wouldn’t it be nice” and “snow.” 

“Be nice what?” Geno asks, a little loudly so Sidney can hear him over the sizzling of the skillet and fan. “Sorry, I’m not catch.”

Sidney flips through his magazine, then shakes his head. “No, it’s nothing important.”

-

Sidney doesn’t speak too often, Geno finds out. He starts sentences, then stops. He bites his lower lip, looks around, then dismisses himself. Geno tells one of the rookies, and they groan, “Ugh, my girlfriend does that too. I mean, why can’t she just say what’s on her mind? Like the other night, she asked me what I wanted to eat for dinner and said no to every suggestion until I said the restaurant she’d been looking at on Yelp for a week. Why can’t she just say that in the first place?”

Geno frowns. He doesn’t think Sidney’s doing it for attention, much less on purpose. 

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