i can't tag all these guys are you crazy

  • Candela: Hey, Spark.
  • Spark: What?
  • Candela: Can I share something with you from earlier today?
  • Spark: What is it, Can?
  • Candela: Well, I sent you a text early in the morning.
  • Spark: Yeah...
  • Candela: Because I have to, uh, go out of town for one weekend.
  • Spark: Yeah.
  • Candela: This month.
  • [Spark giggles]
  • Candela: And so I was, like, I won't give specific dates, but I was like, "Do you have a preference if I go this weekend or the next weekend?"
  • Spark: Mm-hm.
  • Candela: Your response. [Both laugh] At 9:30 in the morning... "Mother fuckin' Jesse Eisenberg Jesus chRIST FUCK DUDE MOTHER Fuckin' Facebook movie bulLSHIT JESUS CAN YOU FUCKIN' BELIEVE THIS SHIT".
  • [Spark laughs]
  • Candela: No punctuation. Random capitalization. So I respond, "I have no idea what we're talking about right now."
  • [Spark laughs]
  • Candela: Forty-five minutes pass. I get a text from you. "GOD DAMN CREATED FACEBOOK AND FUCKING LAWYERS AND SHIT RIGHT FUCKIN' WINKLEVOSS TWINS GOD DAMN ROWING THE BOAT FUCK YO SHIT I CAN'T EVEN FUCKIN BELIEVE THIS SHIT HAVE YOU SEEN THIS SHIT FUCK I JUST WATCHED THIS SHIT FUCK JESSE EISENBERG MAN".
  • [Spark is dying with laughter]
  • Candela: I say, "Spark, You're scaring me."
  • Candela: An hour passes. You respond, "MOTHER FUCKIN SPIDER-MAN YOU PUT IN THE TIME FUCK PUT IN THE TIME MOTHER FUCKIN BUILT SHIT WITH HIS BARE HANDS FUCKIN BEST FRIEND SHIT JESSE EISENBERG I'm very tired".
  • Candela: I'm just like, "No problem, man. I'll... I'll do most of the training at the tag-team gym battle today."
  • Candela: IMMEDIATE RESPONSE. I'M TALKING, LIKE FIVE SECONDS LATER. "NO MAN I'LL JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACEBOOK MOVIE ALL DAY SHIT MAN YOU HAVE TO BE SO INTERESTED IN THE SHIT I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THE FUCKING FACEBOOK MOVIE FUCK DUDE I JUST WATCHED IT A YEAR AND A HALF AGO FUCK JESSE EISENBERG MAN HE FUCKED OVER SPIDER-MAN CRAZY WINKLEVOSS TWINS ROWING TRENT RESIN OAR DID THE SOUNDTRACK FUCK THIS GUY WHO INVENTED FACEBOOK I DON'T LIKE DIE I CAN'T THINK OF WHO THE FUCK INVENTED FACEBOOK ALL I CAN THINK IS THE GUY WHO PLAYED THE GUY WHO INVENTED FACEBOOK WHO THE FUCK INVENTED FACEBOOK".
  • [Spark is physically wheezing from laughing]
  • Candela: And then in all capital letters. Two hours later.
  • Candela: "MARK ZUCKERBERG".
Motherfucking Lpaidot jesus christ fuck dude motherfucking Steven universe bullshit jesus can you fucking believe this shit Goddamn created Ship wars and fucking hell and shit right fucking Lapis goddamn rowing the boat fuck yo shit i can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck i just watched this shit fuck Lapidot man Motherfucking Peridot Peridot you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with her bare hands fucking best friend shit Lapidot No man i’ll just talk about Stevn universe all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit i have to say about Steven universe fuck dude i just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Lapidot man they fucked over Peridot crazy Lapis rowing gem warships or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Steven universe i don’t like dying i can’t think of who the fuck invented Steven universe all i can think is the gal who played the gal who invented Steven universe who the fuck invented Steven universe REBECCA SUGAR

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The Office!AU “Four years ago, I was just a guy who had a crush on a guy who had a boyfriend. And I had to do the hardest thing that I’ve ever had to do which was just to… wait. Don’t get me wrong, I flirted with him. Kurt, I can now admit, in front of friends and family, that I didn’t need your help that many times. For a really long time, that’s all I had. I just had little moments with a guy who saw me as a friend. And a lot of people told me I was crazy to wait this long for a date with a guy, but I think, even then, I knew that I was waiting for my husband.”

THANK YOU

Okay at this point I’m completely sure that everyone is in 2017 now, so I just want to send out a really quick thank you to all 96 of my followers. 

Which include:

@annlka, @yuusangdo, @lordwillinmp4, @ashleetashes, @pgooned, @toppklassitgmagirl, @toppklassjewel, @katpop501, @eumyu, @ararari0, @fancifulbutsensible, @k-linyong, @jagisuga, @jeonwoah, @hojoonahaf, @peekajoo, @cheehdighahii, @jiimilk, @peachy-eol, @irlotaku, @bias-yixing, @wusuga, @iamyubel, @ankitasung, @perseph-honey, @knk-tinkerbell4life, @hakyeonsgirlkpoplover, @sodaparker, @cake2002a, @bang-bang-boogie, @rollingbear, @sadnesswithalittleradness, @seosanqwons, @caitlinbelle, @j-ungshook, @picknvixx, @k0le, @unofficialparkjimin, @tdtrash, @puffinemporium, @you-can-call-me-monsta, @flowerkingphil, @mikotamper, @maonesa, @heymelissadraw, @thehjjxxn, @michaelclifforfd, @papastumpy, @who-s-your-reason-to-b3, @nam-jooner, @trashychiara, @thedrunkplatypus, @15minutescouldsaveyou15percent, @d4ngerousb0ys, @undeniablysuperficial, @123951zip, @bad-barbiegirl, @brokenporcelainhearts, @rwolf16, @bless-joo, @barbieomoviegeek, @soldmysoulforpgoon, @madlight-hansol, @kiss-me-glittergoodbyes, @kuudere—chan, @pocket-scenarios, @chrystalhanna, @cloudychanyeol, @penisprep, @adhararaine, @ho-ho-hojoonie, @eccentric-currents, @hi-pixzza, @kkang-junkyu, @aeternumx3, @kpopisruiningme, @ourmandytomlinson, @latenitereading, @tiddieboys, @kpoptrashmylifeu, @lunchboxesandchoklitcows, @naedalling, @stupidrejectxx, @thecarrotqueen-tommo23, @jesslessthanthree, @hunhunsextape, @bvbmcrssfirsws, @fuvkthesystvem, @yoosungsmyyandere


I just created this sideblog last April, and I cannot believe that nearly 100 people enjoy my online presence. Thank you to everyone for being so incredibly welcoming and friendly. 

Honestly you guys are all considered friends in my book so please don’t hesitate to tag me or talk to me in anything

It’s that time again     ,     where I ramble on        &       thank you all for being here.      I usually write a witty remark here      ,    usually something along the lines of      ‘      *    enter Virgo sobbing      &      rambling about how much she adores everyone.    *      ‘       But I generally feel the need to let you all know    (     even if you’re not featured on this list because I follow so many people       &     it would be practically impossible to tag each     &    everyone one of you     !      )      that you mean the absolute world to me    ,    I’ve never received such positivity towards any of my blogs     &    it warms my heart.      Thank you     !      I  love you all.

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