i can't stop with this thing i got

The Two-Faced Goddess, Grimdark, Lady Luck, the Seer and Guide and Wand-Wielder, the Hero of Light and Rain. 

Frost and Frogs 
Heat and Clockwork 
Wind and Shade
Crypts and Helium
Mounds and Xenon
Pyramids and Neon 

some twitter ideas for human!kiibo! I wanted to give him a big and poofy and comfy jacket, but I also wanted to see him in something a bit more fitted like his robo outfit// 

  • Aries: “Sometimes, when you intensely dislike a person due to something, you just have to take comfort in the fact that, one day, they will be dead.”
  • Taurus: “It's so important to know you should be happy and proud of who you are.”
  • Gemini: "My only regrets are the moments when i doubted myself and took the safe route. Life is too short to waste time being unhappy."
  • Cancer: "I wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want to do is be with someone."
  • Leo: "You know, people ask me. They say 'Dan, three years later do you really want to be drawing cat whiskers on your face?' but they don't understand. The cat whiskers, they come from within."
  • Virgo: "I'm the living embodiment of 'it could be worse'."
  • Libra: "That’s why I’m here, I’m here for two reasons. To entertain you with stories of my life so , you know, you can find them entertaining. But then maybe compare them to your own lives and not feel so alone with the issues that you go with, go through..."
  • Scorpio: "And the other half of it is me kind of like articulating my own profound observations on the universe, which is really just an excuse to give myself a therapy. Apparently other people enjoy watching it too."
  • Sagittarius: "Actually believe in your potential. You spend all day and all night daydreaming and sometimes talking to yourself... out loud, which people can see by the way so maybe consider stopping that, about all the things you wish you could be and do, but instead you doubt yourself and say its impossible."
  • Capricorn: "This happens all the time with sports results, but — I shit you not — I once got a notification from the BBC News app saying that a character in a show I was watching had just died! I thought that news notifications are supposed to be for impending natural disasters, not for just ruining my bloody afternoon."
  • Aquarius: "You can't expect a kid to be smart enough to realize they can do what they want with their life before they've been pushed through the school system into having an average life.”
  • Pisces: "To me, the meaning of life is to be happy, it's to achieve happiness right now. It's to make sure you're happy in the future and that generally when you look back on your life you're like; yes, that was satisfactory."

tis-better-to-reign-in-hell  asked:

I know the mainstay of your advice on such matters is basically to stop saying your life sucks and make your life look like what you need it to look like in order to be content with it, but what if a disability means I can never make my life look like what I need it to? What if I've spent years putting every effort into making myself happy with what I've got and fail every time? If I can't be happy in the position I'm in, and there's no way to get out, is suicide a valid option then? (3/4)

[cont’d] I simply cannot grow old counting all the things I cannot have, and I cannot make myself content with the things I do have and I am so tired of grieving what I’ve lost and missed out on. Help. (4/4)

Dear tis-better-to-reign-in-hell,

For starters, suicide is never the better option, full stop. Whatever is on the other side, I would rather have you on this side until you absolutely can’t be. Can we make a deal about that? Your story isn’t done yet.

When I was a kid, I didn’t want to be a writer, or a musician, or an artist. I was interested in all of those things as hobbies, but I had one concrete dream that burned so fast and so hard that it had to be a goal. Yes, it was competitive, and yes, it was difficult, but I liked both of those things about it. 

I wanted to be a fighter pilot.

I’ll let that sit in everyone’s minds for a moment now, and you can feel free to laugh at me if you want, because I don’t mind, I’m ridiculous. (joke: how do you know if there’s a pilot at your party? answer: they’ll tell you)(I should have been a pilot)

So I daydreamed and planned out this life for myself, and then, suddenly, my eye sight started to go. Not a little bit, like, oh dear child we should get you some spectacles. But like, um, let’s warn this child of the warning signs of imminent blindness. I went from whatever eyeballs are supposed to be to legally blind without correction in just a few years. I have a prescription that makes every new eye doctor scoot their chair back from the desk a little. If it gets any worse, they don’t make my sort of contact lenses for it anymore. 

My eyes, they’re not very good at being eyes.

For the longest time, I kept that calendar where I wrote down THE GREAT ANNAPOLIS LET DOWN the day I came back from the eye doctor with a prescription officially too bad to ever fly jets. 

You may have noticed that I am not a fighter pilot.

Yeah, I was crushed. Yeah, it was non negotiable. My body was and is never going to be able to fly jets. But that doesn’t mean I can’t find something that makes me feel the way flying jets was going to make me feel. I don’t mean in a “I’m traveling at 500 mph yay” way. I mean, what was it about flying jets that pleased me? Not on the surface. Deep down. What is flying jets a metaphor for? What does it mean to me?

For me it was about speed, of course, but it was also about usurping my way into a man’s world, and it was about feeling like I had a job that moved as fast as it possibly could, demanding all of my mental resources, and it was also about looking cool in aviator sunglasses.

I found a life that did that that didn’t have anything to do with flying a jet. It took awhile to get there, and I suffered from a significant failure of imagination when I first got dealt that blow of blindness. I don’t know what your disability is, but I believe in your imagination to find you a life that feels the same way as the one you want now. 

And when you figure it out, shoot me a letter and let me know you got there. Remember that we have a deal.



okay so i work in this home furniture store and they have these piggy banks with all these different designs and can i just?? 








  • Me: *sigh*
  • Cashier: What's wrong?
  • Me: It's the scent of this place. It's nostalgic. Reminds me of lavender scent of my grandmother's house. Even color of the walls remind me of the bygone era of my childhood; the dim sunsets of a fuzzy summer evenings, and faint memory of fading dreams.
  • Cashier: Ah, you want to start all over do you? I know the feeling. It's enough to drive me to the brink.
  • Me: Verily. At some point, I began to live my life in retrospect. The now doesn't matter anymore because everything has become so bland. What am I to do in this monotonous life when my happy times passed so long ago. It's as if-
  • Cashier: *turns into a 9 foot tall vibrating metal cube that deconstructs me at a molecular level and turns me into pure radium powder*
  • Guy, with that as fetish who actually wrote this post: *doesn't even jack it just looks at the screen all sweaty and breathing heavily*
  • Girlfriend: *walks into the room unannounced* Everything okay? You've been acting kind of strange recently.
  • Guy: *quickly closes all tabs* Oh, nothing. I'm just like. I'm... you know. I've been tired.
  • Girlfriend: *suspiciously* ...sure. Pizza's here by the way.
  • Guy: Okay, cool. I'll be right out. *wipes sweat from head*
  • Girlfriend: *texts best friend* He's definitely cheating. He just closed like twenty tabs on his computer!!!!!!!
  • Best Friend: Did you look through his browsing history?
  • Girlfriend: Yeah, it's all wikipedia pages about radioactive stuff. It's so fucking weird. He's either cheating or a terrorist.
  • Best Friend: That's creepy. I'd break up with him.
  • Girlfriend: I've been considering it, but it's complicated. I still feel so strongly about him. I don't want to ruin our relationship.
  • Best Friend: Sometimes you have to break things off with the people you care about the most. For a little bit anyway.
  • Girlfriend: Yeah, I get that. It's so hard though. I can't imagine life without him.
  • Best Friend: You have to do what you have to do. It's the only way to move forward. Getting stuck in a stagnant relationship can ruin you.
  • Girlfriend: I guess you're right...
  • Best Friend: *is wearing a full hazmat suit.*
  • Doctor: *walks up behind her* Jennifer, stop texting. We need you in the bottom.
  • Best Friend: Sorry, got it.
  • Best Friend: *descends in elevator, sees 9 foot tall humanoid ant corpse on the ground* Fucking gross! Do you know where it came from.
  • Doctor: No clue. It's why we called you here.
  • Best Friend: This isn't like any cryptid I've ever seen. It must be extraterrestrial in origin. Wait... is its body full of gummy worms? *hears the sound of the elevator going up behind her*
  • Best Friend: Doctor! Where are you going!? What the fuck!?
  • Doctor: Waves to her from the elevator.
  • Ant Humanoids: *appear from the shadows in the hundreds*
  • Best Friend: No, no, no, no! This can't be happening.
  • Ant Humanoids: *surround her*
  • Best Friend: Don't fucking come near me! I'm highly radioactive! You'll all die if you eat me.
  • Ant Humanoid in the back: *listening to comic book podcast*
  • Podcast Guy 1: So when it comes to Superman, I feel like there are actually two characters. Clark Kent, the man. Then there's Superman, the ideal. They're the same person but represent very different aspects of him.
  • Podcast Guy 2: Comic books are fucking stupid, my dude. *cellphone buzzes* Hold up, I gotta take this.
  • Podcast Guy 2: *gets an alert that his favorite fetish forum has updated, licks lips fuckingly*
  • Podcast Guy 2: *under breath* Oh yeah. A new radium dust sexual fanfic. Can't wait to tweak my noodle to this! Zoo wee mama!
  • Podcast Guy 1: What did you just say.
  • Podcast Guy 2: Nothing, man. We were talking about Superman. Let's continue with that.
  • Podcast Guy 1: Yeah, as I was saying. Superman would definitely be a power bottom and

seto’s personal trashy update

my last day of vacation is tomorrow, these 3 weeks i’ve been animating for the islands MAP, watched hours and hours of gameplays, read the entire snk manga, and watched anime

i’m a productive child

  • Good thing about Supergirl: Season 1 ended in a way that we can consider a series finale.
  • Bad thing about Supergirl: Season 2 has been shitty but Alex and Kara are still there plus we got introduced to Lena, Maggie and M'gann so I can't just simply stop watching.

@espersonaโ€‹โ€‹โ€‹ week, Day 2: Awakening

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I’m rewatching RWBY volume three and I just got to chapter eight, where Qrow says ‘sometimes bad things just happen’. How many times do you think he’s mumbled that to himself, alone in a bar over a shot of whiskey, to try and convince himself that not every bad thing that happens is his fault. That fate can be to blame, it’s not his fault, he didn’t cause it, he couldn’t have stopped it, it wasn’t his fault.

I have a lot of emotions about this man.


         life’s cruelest kindness
         —  or perhaps
         its kindest         cruelty.

         all I know is
                                it hurts,

         but it’s     the kind of hurt
         that you don’t
                         want to stop—

         which is    good,   since
         it can’t be    “ stopped. ”

         it wouldn’t be love
         if it could.

after this episode i’m 100% sure dany is going to get pregnant of jon, the amount of foreshadowing is unbelievable, after boatsex and multiples sex encounters (we’re talking about a 30 days voyage, they’re not going to do it just one time lmao) she’s probably going to carry a targaryen baby in her belly, that baby is going to be THEIR HEIR and to be honest i can’t wait to see both reactions. In my mind it’s something like this:

“Dany enters the room with her hands touching gently her belly, she finds herself watching Jon with teary eyes, she’s shaking but she doesn’t seems to notice; Jon does notice, he takes one step towards her, he thinks something bad happens but then a nervous but beautiful smile is crossing her lips and the worry dissappear from his face.

“Jon… I’m pregnant” She mumbles, looking  down at her hands and proceeds to look at his face, waiting for his reaction.

Jon doesn’t understand at first, he’s just watching her with no emotion in his face but after repeting her words in his mind over and over again he just can’t help but smile in the most sweet and surprised way and with no doubt he goes to her, lifting her up from the ground and hugging her so tight, he doesn’t have to ask her if she’s sure, he has an unwavering trust in her, he believes her without a second thought; both of them are closing their eyes, avoiding to shed tears, thing that is impossible because they can’t believe what’s happening, there are so many emotions overflowing in their hearts… they’re going to have a child… they’re going to have a child”


Originally posted by fraddit

  • lestat: oh my god louis you're so whiny. you're a vampire now !! just deal with it and stop setting our house on fire !! i can't believe you're so WHINY
  • also lestat: pay attention to me !! why aren't you paying attention to me ?? oh my god i'm just going to launch myself into the sun and DIE

I don’t even know what I love more: Tom’s little jump and his “this time he got me” face or Luca scaring him while he was all seriously talking about war. But I love them both so much

  • Seokjin: Hey, give me some of your food.
  • Taehyung: Of course, MAN!
  • Seokjin: You need to stop calling everyone 'man.' I don't know where you got this weird habit from.
  • Jeongguk: Sure thing, MAN!
  • Seokjin: Really? You too, Kookie?
  • Jeongguk: Indeed, MAN!
  • Seokjin: I can't with you two.
  • Taehyung: Relax, take it easy, MAN!
  • *middle aged waitress walks by*
  • Waitress: Are you guys ready for the bill?
  • Seokjin: Thanks, but we're n-
  • Taekook: not done yet, MAN!
  • Waitress:
  • Taekook:
  • Waitress:
  • Taekook:
  • Seokjin: *facepalm*

anonymous asked:

I don't know if you're still doing the face thing request but if you are I was wondering, if it's okay for you, can you do C2 for Ford. The reason why is I have this song implanted in my mind called "Fly Me to the Moon" by Frank Sinatra and I can't stop the idea of Ford singing this song to his lover. -๐ŸŒต

let it be known that i did this just bc you got me thinkin about it too

Silmarillion Characters as Quotes from My Immortal
  • Turin: He had gone through horrible problems, and now he was gothic.
  • Feanor: A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
  • Sauron: Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face.
  • Luthien: why can't I just be ugly or plain like all da other girls and preps here
  • Maglor: “I’m not okay.” he screamed depressedly.
  • Maedhros: “This cannot be.” Snap said in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand
  • Finrod: And den……………………………I jumped secxily in front of da bullet!11
  • Eonwe: Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?
  • Melkor: “Yah I know but he had a headache he wz under a lot of stress.” Satan reasoned evilly.
  • Finwe: You might think I’m a slut but I’m really not.
Little Artist ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–โญ๏ธ
  • Me: does a drawing
  • CG: *peeks over to look at it*
  • CG: OH WOW !! That is the best thing I have ever seen! I'm so proud of you my little artist, this is going on the fridge!! What a clever little one *squishes cheeks* well done baby!! *showers in kisses*
  • Me: *gasp* i... i got the praise
  • Me: *collapses into biggest goofiest grin & uncontrollable giggles*
  • Me: it's just a little drawing *hold self proudly*
  • Me: *skips around happily for rest of the day, tells my teddies all about it & can't stop smiling*
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  • Magnus: Technology has really progressed over the centuries, hasn't it? These days you've got computers for everything but back when I was your age we used-
  • Raphael: Stone tablets to write things, we know.
  • Alec: Wait, what? Really?
  • Magnus: No. Stop acting like I'm ancient, Raphael!
  • Raphael: ...well, it all depends on how you define 'ancient'
  • Magnus: I can't believe you're doing this to me
  • Raphael: ...yes you can
  • Magnus: Yes I can