i can't stop myself from laughing when i see this

  • Temari: (upon seeing Shikamaru staring at her) What?
  • Shikamaru: I'm just sitting here, tryin' to think of a way to say this to you.
  • (Pauses)
  • Shikamaru: I'm in love with you.
  • Temari: How do you know that?
  • Shikamaru: I don't know how to explain it to you.
  • Temari: Try.
  • Shikamaru: Temari, if I'm away from you for more than an hour, I can't stop thinking about you. I carry you in my spirit. I pray for you more than I pray for myself. I've got it so bad for you I'd...I'd go to the grocery store and buy your feminine products, I swear I would.
  • (Temari and Shikamaru laugh)
  • Shikamaru: And see? And that...that...That smile. Temari, when you smile like that, my world...it's all right.
  • (Pauses)
  • Shikamaru: I am in love with you.

anonymous asked:

Sakura hardly remember about Sasuke (the glasses), and now she's TRYING to remember a time that Sasuke kiss her. Then she settles with the forehead poke. I'm really sorry for IS fan, but I can't help laughing at that sence. It's like the poke is the ONLY nice and gentle gesture of Sasuke toward Sakura. And it meant for rejection. My god, hilarious! I take a look at the gaiden tags and can stop myself from laughing when I see a SS post. Damn.

It’s like I said, certain SS fans will take any SS interaction as romantic, even when it blatantly isn’t. And what’s funny is Sakura isn’t much different taking a blatantly non-romantic gesture and thinking it’s romantic and in favor of Sasuke having feelings for her.

That look?

That one right there?

That’s the look of someone who ain’t touched Uchiha lips and is embarrassed about it.

That’s the look of someone who has and is embarrassed about it.

SS is going to jump all over the “wife/husband” declarations like usual and Sakura talking about Sasuke and Sasuke actually thinking Sakura can take care of herself, and they’re going to conveniently ignore all the anti-SS moments that happened like the one above or the actual meaning behind the forehead poke and the fact that Sakura still doesn’t know what it means. Or Sasuke showing up in Konoha as an adult as shown in the previous flashback yet never visiting his daughter. Or the lack of an SS kiss + Sakura not remembering if Sasuke wore glasses indicating that Sakura really never spent much time with Sasuke? Yeah. They’re gonna ignore that. How convenient it must be to be able to selectively read like they can.