i can't stop laughing at the last one

renaming popular the smiths songs
  • how soon is now?: i'm socially awkward and need a hug
  • cemetary gates: this is a callout post
  • this charming man: gayly pining over rich men gets you nowhere
  • there is a light that never goes out: kill yourself in traffic for the Drama Of It All
  • heaven knows i'm miserable now: too nice to live, too emo to die
  • please please please let me get what i want: nothing good ever happens to me ft. acoustic guitar
  • the boy with the thorn in his side: tsundere
  • what difference does it make?: love makes you blind, prejudice makes you blinder
  • hand in glove: Don't Talk To Me Or My Son Ever Again
  • panic: the arctic monkeys masturbate to this song
  • bigmouth strikes again: if donald trump had a conscience
  • stop me if you think you've heard this one before: alcoholism
  • i know it's over: Why Can't Everyone Be Nicer To Each Other
  • shoplifters of the world unite: play this in court after i'm caught stealing from sephora. it'll work. trust me
  • girlfriend in a coma: i laugh during sad movies to mask my internal pain and childhood trauma
  • last night i dreamt that somebody loved me: are you sure this isn't pink floyd
  • william, it was really nothing: i dislike your life choices and will judge them severely
  • ask: strumming ft. social anxiety and the cold war
You are the one, no matter what happens between us; if we fight, laugh, cry or even break up, because I know it won’t last long.
—  Poets Love Her

anonymous asked:

where his hair gone to?;(

option 1: he wandered into the middle of a production of west side story, got caught up in the rumble, and the actor playing bernardo sliced off his fringe with a switchblade

option 2: he buzzed it all off to star in a gay remake of an officer and a gentleman

option 3: he thought he’d give tfp a rewatch, and his hair ran away laughing within the first ten minutes

option 4: someone jokingly compared the swoop to donald trump’s comb-over, and all his hair longer than half an inch immediately withered and fell off in response

option 5: a really cute guy told him that he only likes men with short hair

option 6: it decided to stay in majorca

option 7: he donated it to science so they could determine once and for all exactly how many colors it is

option 8: a local theatre was looking for donations to support their upcoming production of the full monty, so he shaved his hair off and used it to donate a merkin

  • Draco: You look like you could use a cocktail.
  • Hermione: You're too late. [Draco laughs] Wow.
  • Draco: What?
  • Hermione: That's the first true laugh I've gotten from you in a while.
  • Draco: Listen, Granger-
  • Hermione: No, me first. Ron's waiting for me to give him an answer.
  • Draco: I heard.
  • Hermione: But you wanna know what's stopping me? I can't answer his question while I'm waiting for you to answer mine. The one I asked you forever ago. What are we, Draco?
  • Draco: Hermione...
  • Hermione: Last fall you said we couldn't be together, and I believed you. But every time I try to move on, you're right there. Acting like-
  • Draco: Acting like what?
  • Hermione: Like... maybe you want just want me to be as unhappy as you are.
  • Draco: I would never wish that on anyone. I want you to be happy.
  • Hermione: Then look down deep, into the soul I know you pretend you don't have. Tell me if what you feel for me is real or if it's just a game. If it's real, we'll figure it out, all of us. But if it's not, then please Draco, just let me go... [Wipes away a tear]
  • Draco: [Looks at Hermione and considers this as Harry walks in the door and overhears] It's just a game. I hate to lose. You're free to go.
  • Hermione: [Teary-eyed] Thank you... [Leaves]
  • Harry: [Goes up to Draco] Malfoy why did you just do that?
  • Draco: Because I love her, and I can't make her happy...

theemoestdemon  asked:

I LOVED THE CAPE FIC!!!!! It was literally the cutest! I have an idea to add onto it if that's ok. So since the fic ended off with Marco chasing Tom, maybe Marco runs out of breath, and then can't find Tom. He then finds him passed out (He was tired too lol) with the cape wrapped around him. Marco has to carry him back to tent.

Awwww! What a sweet idea! Sure I can write that! It’s so cute! I hope you like the story! I really enjoyed writing it! Sorry I may have tweaked the idea a little bit. I hope you like it! Enjoy!

Read the last one here! https://tomco-headcannons.tumblr.com/post/161931322937/of-course-i-can-a-lot-of-people-love-marcos


Tom laughed and ducked behind a tree, before stopping his running from Marco. Marco on the other hand kept looking for the demon. “Where did you go?” Marco asked, checking behind everything. He was panting from running so much and looked around. It wasn’t until he checked behind a tree that he saw Tom– passed out at this point.

“Oh, he tuckered himself out.” Marco cooed, ruffling his hair. Tom stirred a bit and Marco noticed the cape on his lap. He smiled and took it, leaning Tom forward and wrapping the demon up in a little bundle. When he leaned Tom forward, the demon threw his arms around Marco– still fast asleep. Marco felt his face flush red as Tom cuddled him close in his sleep. Marco gulped and scooped Tom up in his arms, the demon held him tighter and Marco felt butterflies in his stomach.

He brought Tom back to the camp and set him down on the sleeping bag, still bundled up in the cape. Marco didn’t have the heart to take it from him. He just looked so cute and cozy! Marco grinned a bit and brushed Tom’s bangs out of his face. Tom yawned in his sleep and pulled the blanket over his face a tiny bit.

“Hey Marco did you get your cape back?” Star asked, poking her head into the tent. But she smiled big when she saw Marco jumped away from a sleeping Tom. “Awww! How cute! He’s like a sleeping kitty cat!” Star cooed. Marco blushed deeply.

“He-he is not that cute.” He assured, spinning on his heel. Star made a face.

“Is that why you were petting his head and let him keep your cape?” She asked, leaning forward. Marco blushed deeper and moved past her. “Awwwww! You two are so cute together I think I might just scream!” She giggled. Star followed him around for a while longer, teasing and joking about it.

“Star! Shh! You’ll wake him up.” Marco told her, pointing to the tent. “He didn’t sleep well last night.” Marco recalled.

“And how do you know that?” Star asked. Marco’s face went red and he looked down at his hands.

“I uh…” He gulped and rubbed the back of his head. “He was… he was cold so he… crawled into my sleeping bag… and slept with me last night.” Marco coughed, blushing deeply. Star gasped and stared at Marco for the longest time.

“Oh. My. GOSH!” She cried, jumping up and down. “HOW CUTE HOW CUTE!” Star cried out. “Did you snuuuuugle?” She asked, teasingly.

“No! I just… well you know, he just sort of made his way into my arms… it was involuntary!” Marco snapped. Star was cheering and dancing around, singing little love songs and teasing her friend. “Oh okay, laugh it up.” Marco huffed. Star did so, and she kept laughing until Janna came back from her own tent.

“What’s so funny?” She asked.

“Guess who cuddled with Marco last night!” Star sang. Janna thought for a moment.

“Was it you?” She asked. Star shook her head.

“What? No. It was-”

“Was it me? I don’t remember it…” Janna trailed off.

“No Janna it was-”

“DMX?”
“Janna it was Tom!” Star cut her off. Janna gasped and the girls took each other’s hands and jumped up and down. Marco rolled his eyes and the girls kept cheering.

“Cut it out! Tom and I don’t like each other! We’re like… always picking fights.” Marco reminded.

“Because you guys have a crush! That’s how crushes are!” Janna exclaimed. “When I had a crush on this kid, I stole their lunch and pushed them into a trash can.” Janna explained. She then sighed dreamily. “Young love.”

“You’re insane, I don’t like Tom…. and step off!” Marco hissed, turning and marching away. But by the time he was out of sight, Marco let a little smile creep onto his face. Tom did look incredibly cute fast asleep like that. And it was nice holding him while he slept. And he looked so adorable wrapped up in his cape. Maybe he would let the demon keep it.

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And the end to the TNG character sketch portraits based on their personalities. lol this one’s hilarious because of the juxtaposition

Of course Wesley gets that rainbow sweater. He’s such a sweet and happy kid and such a youngster. There are lots of young artists out there with styles that are so simple but so expressive.

Bonus Soong because he just screams Leonardo Da Vinci, he really wasn’t supposed to be included haha

#TFLN Harry's girl is bored and Harry is in a mood

Request: #TFLN Harry’s girl is bored

Harry Y/N

Harry

Harryyyyy

Harry

Harry

Harry

Yes my love

What’s up?

Haha

I’m busy right this second

Noooo. Talk to meee. How’s work?

….

HARRY

Y/N!

When are you getting home, my little honey suckle?

Honey suckle?

Sugar plum

Peaches and cream

Maybe something a little more manly, yeah?

When are you getting home, my big pick up truck?

You’re something else love. I’m just finishing up and have to get something from the store on the way back. About 20 minutes if I’m lucky.

You mean THE store?

Yes, THE store

Could you please pick me up my favourite food there is?

If you’re a good girl when I get home.

I’ll be a very very good girl to you

You’re tired, always work hard on Mondays. Don’t make a promise you can’t keep.

I won’t, Daddy

Fuck

Everyone in the room will guess what’s going on here if you keep talking like that little one

It’s hard when the bed is still unmade and smelling like you

And all I can think about is what you did to me last night

Y/n

I want you here

I want you to tie me up Harry

Harry?

Daddy

Good

What are you doing?

Can’t you guess?

Stop Y/N.

Do you want to be punished?

Depends. Do you want to punish me?

I’m coming home now. I don’t want you touching yourself until I get there.

The last Jotagonist (Not the last one i’m creating, the last one in line)

Looks like an egg, has the finished Persona compendium open to him, solo’s everything (though of course the Phantom Thieves follow him) Uses Satanael until he goes 100% rage and summons Jojo-fied Jesus Christ and is into M/I/LFs/ and goes with Kawakami.

And his name is Joshua Joseph

Sooooo. Want to hear about that Hollywood Hills house “sale”? Well, there’s a deed dated Jan. 21 for an undisclosed price (convenience of using an LLC).  Redfin says it’s $2,68 mln, but there’s no actual price on the documents YET, so that has to just be an estimate based on what the real estate agent said. Just a small detail: fake name on that document, and while his made up name with first and middle (Ezenwa Onyekachi) is printed, the signature is the Nnobody’s (NA, that is). LMAO!

I can’t even begin to explain how I KNEW this was gonna happen (hence why I posted the previous documents). And how much I’m laughing. Do these people really think everyone is THIS stupid and clueless? Document pages follow.

How this person certified that a person whose name and last name and SIGNATURE is NOT the one declared is the most hilarious part. The rest of it is, of course, that Kerry didn’t sell SQUAT since EZENWA ONYEKACHI (LOL) is the sole and only owner selling the house. In case it isn’t clear? There’s a LOT more to this than meets the eye.