i can't stop laughing at the last one

You are the one, no matter what happens between us; if we fight, laugh, cry or even break up, because I know it won’t last long.
—  Poets Love Her
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THIS IS GOLD

anonymous asked:

where his hair gone to?;(

option 1: he wandered into the middle of a production of west side story, got caught up in the rumble, and the actor playing bernardo sliced off his fringe with a switchblade

option 2: he buzzed it all off to star in a gay remake of an officer and a gentleman

option 3: he thought he’d give tfp a rewatch, and his hair ran away laughing within the first ten minutes

option 4: someone jokingly compared the swoop to donald trump’s comb-over, and all his hair longer than half an inch immediately withered and fell off in response

option 5: a really cute guy told him that he only likes men with short hair

option 6: it decided to stay in majorca

option 7: he donated it to science so they could determine once and for all exactly how many colors it is

option 8: a local theatre was looking for donations to support their upcoming production of the full monty, so he shaved his hair off and used it to donate a merkin

  • Draco: You look like you could use a cocktail.
  • Hermione: You're too late. [Draco laughs] Wow.
  • Draco: What?
  • Hermione: That's the first true laugh I've gotten from you in a while.
  • Draco: Listen, Granger-
  • Hermione: No, me first. Ron's waiting for me to give him an answer.
  • Draco: I heard.
  • Hermione: But you wanna know what's stopping me? I can't answer his question while I'm waiting for you to answer mine. The one I asked you forever ago. What are we, Draco?
  • Draco: Hermione...
  • Hermione: Last fall you said we couldn't be together, and I believed you. But every time I try to move on, you're right there. Acting like-
  • Draco: Acting like what?
  • Hermione: Like... maybe you want just want me to be as unhappy as you are.
  • Draco: I would never wish that on anyone. I want you to be happy.
  • Hermione: Then look down deep, into the soul I know you pretend you don't have. Tell me if what you feel for me is real or if it's just a game. If it's real, we'll figure it out, all of us. But if it's not, then please Draco, just let me go... [Wipes away a tear]
  • Draco: [Looks at Hermione and considers this as Harry walks in the door and overhears] It's just a game. I hate to lose. You're free to go.
  • Hermione: [Teary-eyed] Thank you... [Leaves]
  • Harry: [Goes up to Draco] Malfoy why did you just do that?
  • Draco: Because I love her, and I can't make her happy...

anonymous asked:

Do Sam's kids call you uncle?

You’d think, but they’re a little young and probably don’t have a real grasp of familial relationships yet, so I don’t want to confuse them. On the other hand, Héctor literally calls me whatever he last heard Tony call me, so maybe he thinks my name just changes on a regular basis? Currently I am Spangalangle-ding-dong.  

John, the little one, is so young he just calls me Nap, because he knows what a Nap is and it sounds like Cap. 

That’s me. Naptain America. 

brasilian-bs  asked:

i just have to tell an italian about that bc i can't stop laughing. Il Volo is here in Brazil for some concerts and a friend of mine went to the last one in São Paulo, she said when Ignazio was going backstage so the others could sing, the crowd started chanting "FICA! FICA! FICA!", which means "stay" in portuguese, but in italian... THEY COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING AND SO CAN'T I

Originally posted by explosivecumberbatch

I. Cant stop laughing OMG

theemoestdemon  asked:

I LOVED THE CAPE FIC!!!!! It was literally the cutest! I have an idea to add onto it if that's ok. So since the fic ended off with Marco chasing Tom, maybe Marco runs out of breath, and then can't find Tom. He then finds him passed out (He was tired too lol) with the cape wrapped around him. Marco has to carry him back to tent.

Awwww! What a sweet idea! Sure I can write that! It’s so cute! I hope you like the story! I really enjoyed writing it! Sorry I may have tweaked the idea a little bit. I hope you like it! Enjoy!

Read the last one here! https://tomco-headcannons.tumblr.com/post/161931322937/of-course-i-can-a-lot-of-people-love-marcos


Tom laughed and ducked behind a tree, before stopping his running from Marco. Marco on the other hand kept looking for the demon. “Where did you go?” Marco asked, checking behind everything. He was panting from running so much and looked around. It wasn’t until he checked behind a tree that he saw Tom– passed out at this point.

“Oh, he tuckered himself out.” Marco cooed, ruffling his hair. Tom stirred a bit and Marco noticed the cape on his lap. He smiled and took it, leaning Tom forward and wrapping the demon up in a little bundle. When he leaned Tom forward, the demon threw his arms around Marco– still fast asleep. Marco felt his face flush red as Tom cuddled him close in his sleep. Marco gulped and scooped Tom up in his arms, the demon held him tighter and Marco felt butterflies in his stomach.

He brought Tom back to the camp and set him down on the sleeping bag, still bundled up in the cape. Marco didn’t have the heart to take it from him. He just looked so cute and cozy! Marco grinned a bit and brushed Tom’s bangs out of his face. Tom yawned in his sleep and pulled the blanket over his face a tiny bit.

“Hey Marco did you get your cape back?” Star asked, poking her head into the tent. But she smiled big when she saw Marco jumped away from a sleeping Tom. “Awww! How cute! He’s like a sleeping kitty cat!” Star cooed. Marco blushed deeply.

“He-he is not that cute.” He assured, spinning on his heel. Star made a face.

“Is that why you were petting his head and let him keep your cape?” She asked, leaning forward. Marco blushed deeper and moved past her. “Awwwww! You two are so cute together I think I might just scream!” She giggled. Star followed him around for a while longer, teasing and joking about it.

“Star! Shh! You’ll wake him up.” Marco told her, pointing to the tent. “He didn’t sleep well last night.” Marco recalled.

“And how do you know that?” Star asked. Marco’s face went red and he looked down at his hands.

“I uh…” He gulped and rubbed the back of his head. “He was… he was cold so he… crawled into my sleeping bag… and slept with me last night.” Marco coughed, blushing deeply. Star gasped and stared at Marco for the longest time.

“Oh. My. GOSH!” She cried, jumping up and down. “HOW CUTE HOW CUTE!” Star cried out. “Did you snuuuuugle?” She asked, teasingly.

“No! I just… well you know, he just sort of made his way into my arms… it was involuntary!” Marco snapped. Star was cheering and dancing around, singing little love songs and teasing her friend. “Oh okay, laugh it up.” Marco huffed. Star did so, and she kept laughing until Janna came back from her own tent.

“What’s so funny?” She asked.

“Guess who cuddled with Marco last night!” Star sang. Janna thought for a moment.

“Was it you?” She asked. Star shook her head.

“What? No. It was-”

“Was it me? I don’t remember it…” Janna trailed off.

“No Janna it was-”

“DMX?”
“Janna it was Tom!” Star cut her off. Janna gasped and the girls took each other’s hands and jumped up and down. Marco rolled his eyes and the girls kept cheering.

“Cut it out! Tom and I don’t like each other! We’re like… always picking fights.” Marco reminded.

“Because you guys have a crush! That’s how crushes are!” Janna exclaimed. “When I had a crush on this kid, I stole their lunch and pushed them into a trash can.” Janna explained. She then sighed dreamily. “Young love.”

“You’re insane, I don’t like Tom…. and step off!” Marco hissed, turning and marching away. But by the time he was out of sight, Marco let a little smile creep onto his face. Tom did look incredibly cute fast asleep like that. And it was nice holding him while he slept. And he looked so adorable wrapped up in his cape. Maybe he would let the demon keep it.