i can't stay mad~

I am making a solemn promise that when I’m 117 years old and on my deathbed, my very last words will be “I’m still not over the colossal joke that was Donald Trump’s presidency.”

When anybody says “schools today are just too ‘PC’!”

y’know what I should do instead of sleeping?  I should draw my OTP sleeping.

Pale Gamkar cuddles for the soul at 4:13 AM.  if you’re reading this you should probably be asleep.

  • Me: Oh man, the Yiga Clan is so funny I love these goobers
  • Sheikah Man: My wife was killed by a Yiga Clan member. I have no idea if I can raise our two daughters on my own.
  • Older Daughter: I'm trying my best to take care of my sister like mommy would, bit I feel like a failure, like I'm letting her down. I cry a lot.
  • Younger Daughter: I'm looking for mommy! She's hiding somewhere, I think!
  • Me:
  • Yiga Clan Member: *comically chases a banana*
  • Me: Oh you goofballs, I can't stay mad at you~

anonymous asked:

If ur taking requests I had an idea abt nep doing silly cat things like pushing cups off tables and sprawling across fef's lap while she's trying to read or something and fef being exasperated but she loves her gf so she can't stay mad (I love your art btw!!!)

Sorry this isn’t exactly what you asked for!! But tbh I like to imagine nepeta is like my cat. In the sense she will literally come up and lick the crap out of your face affectionately. 

The scary dark
  • Little me: wants a drink at midnight
  • Little me: has to wonder in the dark house to get drink
  • Me: don't look at the window there's someone watching me
  • Me: holds teddy super tight, gets drink and runs back to room
  • Me: teddy why didn't you help me get the drink
  • Teddy: ......
  • Me: its ok I can't be mad at you we just need to stay away from windows till morning
  • [at Keith and Lance's wedding]
  • Shiro: Now it's time for the reading of the vows. Keith? Would you like to start?
  • Keith: *sweats* Lance...Like fire and rain, you can drive me insane, but I can't stay mad at you for anything. We're Venus and Mars, we're like different stars, but you're the harmony to every song I sing...and I wouldn't change a thing.
  • Lance: ...did you just quote Camp Rock 2
  • Keith: *sweats more*
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