i can't see everyone so ...shit

anonymous asked:

i had no idea what to wear under my red robe for my lup cosplay but seeing your art with everyone wearing the white shirts and shit underneath was like a lightbulb going off for me so thank you

I’m so glad you found some inspiration in it! Here’s some outfit doodle varieties I did to brainstorm what else could work under those robes:

I still can’t believe I was Straight™ for like fourteen years, I look back on it and just ??? How??? Child, did you never see a girl? And nonbinary folks are like legit ethereal deities, how did you survive not knowing you were pansexual how

So consider a modem day au and Sidon’s typing habits. He thinks typing all in caps looks a lot more encouraging and friendly, so one day Mipha adds Sidon to her group chat with all her friends. And right away:

HELLO FRIENDS. HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY? IT’S SO NICE TO MEET YOU ALL THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME JOIN!!!

(Revali): holy shit why is he yelling

(Urbosa): :O Nice energy

(Mipha): hi lil bro! o/

HELLO BIG BELOVED SISTER! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE YOU THIS WEEKEND!

It’s a little weird to adjust to at first, but soon everyone comes to appreciate Sidon’s unique typing style.

….And Link totally flirts with him in emotes and memes. 

  • Theater kids the week before the show: This whole damn show is going to shit. The leads don't show up to rehearsal, nobody knows their lines, not one person has bothered to listen to the soundtrack at home. Don't even bother coming to the show it'll be a waste of your money it'll be a major fucking disaster
  • Theater kids the week of the show: It's coming along really great! This show is so much fun, and we can't wait to finally reveal all of our hard work to everyone! I can't wait to see you there I'm sure you're gonna love it :)

I see so many people like “Yassss Blac Chyna, he shoulda seen it comin” but can we flip the script for one moment, cause everyone would be treating Rob like shit for treating her the way she did him. And let’s not bring up the fact that this woman created a life just to be petty. Y'all can support her and Amber Rose but women should be ashamed of this type of behavior. Point blank period.

anonymous asked:

Some of these anons who left you messages are so dumb it hurts. They have no idea how fandoms work, where some people ship a person with literally everything and everyone. Shen can't do shit about people making up ship names or people who ship her with others. She can ask them to stop but in all honesty, this is the internet, so they will ship her with whoever they want anyway. It's not something she has control over.

I mean, that’s true, but from what you can see is a lot of people doing the Oaselk thing (aka muselk x oasis when both are already in a relationship) people are blind and ignorant. They don’t care about you, only their own liking.

Even though we should all stick to “shipping applies to fictional characters, it really shouldn’t with real people” but you know  

anonymous asked:

It's so cool that you approve of self-shipping! The fandom(s) I grew up with hated it so much and stamped down anyone who dared ship themselves or write self-insert or reader-insert fic. I still can't bring myself to write/draw it because of how stigmatized it was in my formative fandom years, but it makes me so happy to see that not everyone/every fandom is like that.

HECK YEAH I DO.

And same. And on one hand… Sometimes it was really obnoxiously written stuff that attacked other types of people(oh the early days of my fandom experience in 2001)… But on the rest of the body, a lot of it was just indulgent fun and there is no fucking shame in that. None. The whole reason this blog exists because, ffs, this shit is fun. It’s pretend. It’s silly wish fulfilment and everyone can enjoy that.

Now there are those that will say that headcanons, or reader inserts or self inserts are not “quality content”. Friend, lemme just say that that’s elitist codswaddle. Maybe that’s true for them but to slap down something that folks have harmless fun with just because you don’t enjoy it? That’s sad.

So have fun. For me, please try and draw or write something for yourself. Revel in it. Do it for me and most importantly… Do it FOR YOU

  • Me: There's no reason to be proud of whiteness itself bc it's a concept invented purely to class some people as superior to others. You should absolutely feel free to celebrate your Germanic or Dutch or Welsh roots, but there's no such thing as white culture & white pride is a literal slogan for neo-Nazis.
  • White people, taking a shit on my porch: Are you saying...I can't be proud of my heritage? Are you saying my great great grandmother who worked in the mines is ugly? Are you saying my grandpappy who built a farm with his own two hands is a cracker hick? Are you saying whites are inherently evil & we try to oppress everyone we see? I've never personally oppressed a colored so why are you reverse oppressing me? Why...do you hate white people...please I'm crying right now...

I told you we couldn’t do this anymore because in that moment I was trying to protect myself.
But the minute you said you were hurting
I did a complete flip and came right around.
I really shouldn’t have.
Now you know how much you mean to me
Now you ignore me
Now you don’t care
I should just stick to what I know
The value of a human decreases when their availability increases.
That’s basic Economics.
But how can I not instantly text back when all I’ve really been doing all day is waiting to hear from you.
How do I manage to be in this same fucked up situation every time?
Is there really nothing under this pretty paper I’m wrapped in that you like?
Can’t you see anything in me that you could possibly love?
Numbers lie
7.2 billion people and more doesn’t mean you will definitely find someone to love you truly.
3.46 am doesn’t mean everyone is asleep
20 years old doesn’t mean healed
13,568 kilometres doesn’t mean too much distance, the unread message does.
Numbers definitely lie,
But so do words.
Hope - breeds eternal misery
Love - not for everyone
Pain - inevitable
Night - tears
Me - breaking

MBTI types as ''The Room''quotes
  • INFJ:
  • ''...Are you ready to see reflections of your life?''
  • ''Peter, you always play psychologist with us!''
  • INTP:
  • ''Oh man, I just can't figure women out. Sometimes they're just too smart. Sometimes they're flat-out stupid. Other times they're just evil.''
  • ''What are these characters doing here?''
  • INFP:
  • ''I'm tired, I'm wasted, I love you darling.''
  • ''Nobody wants to help me. And I'm dying.''
  • ENTP:
  • ''That's the idea!''
  • ''She was beautiful, but we had too many arguments.''
  • ISFP:
  • ''Oh, actually Johnny, I got a, I got a little bit of a, tragedy.''
  • ''Johnny: Why? Why is this happening to me?
  • [pulls out a pistol]
  • Johnny: God forgive me.''
  • ISTP:
  • ''You don't understand anything, man.''
  • ''Your point of view is so different from mine.''
  • ESTP:
  • ''Denny: I'm okay!
  • Claudette: What's okay? He's taking drugs.''
  • ''She's beautiful. She looks great in her red dress. I think I'm in love with her.''
  • ESFP:
  • ''This is a great party, you invited all my friends, good thinking.''
  • ''Anyway, how is your sex life?''
  • ESTJ:
  • ''Yeah, I'm thinking of moving to a bigger place, man. I'm making some good money.''
  • ''I feel like I'm sitting on an atomic bomb waiting for it to go off!''
  • ISTJ:
  • ''Denny, two's great, but three's a crowd!''
  • ''They betray me, they didn't keep their promise, they trick me, and I don't care anymore.''
  • ISFJ:
  • ''Anything for my princess!''
  • ''Mike: Did you, uh, know... that chocolate... is the symbol of love?
  • Michelle: Mmm... feed me''
  • ESFJ:
  • ''I'm so happy I have you as my best friend, and I love Lisa so much.''
  • ENTJ:
  • ''YOU'RE NOT MY FUCKING MOTHER!!''
  • ''I have a problem with Lisa. She says that I hit her.''
  • ENFJ:
  • ''People are people. Sometimes they just can't see their own faults.''
  • ''If everyone love each other, the world would be a better place to live in''
  • ENFP:
  • ''...And she loves you too, as a person, as a human bean!''
  • ''Shit… Alright?''
  • INTJ:
  • ''Don't touch me...get out''
  • ''I'm just sitting up here thinking''

anonymous asked:

You know the one thing that ticks me off in vld fanfics with Lance in them? When Lance takes a joke too far and somebody's feelings (aka, Keith) gets hurt cause. He??? Wouldn't??? Do??? That?? and like hurtful comments?? I mean maybe, when he's like 100% mad/stressed/sad, he would maybe spit a lil acid (tbh everyone does that at one point) but I really can't see him just throwing out hurtful comments like THAT. Like he's just a boy from Cuba who wants to be appreciated, give him a break.

yEAH HONESTLY

Lance is so nice like, why would he say mean things just to be an ass? he only says what he feels or the truth, he doesn’t just say mean shit just because :/

BBS Squad incorrect quotes CAH Edition
  • <p> <b>Anthony:</b> Okay, so. "Why am I banned from the daycare center?"<p/><b>Anthony:</b> "Watching unedited Daithi De Nogla videos."<p/><b>Mini, Kryoz, Smitty, and Marcel:</b> *cackles and laughs*<p/><b>Anthony:</b> "ball cancer-" "okay." *laughs*<p/><b>Other four:</b> *snicker at Panda*<p/><b>Anthony:</b> "Why am I banned from the daycare center?" "Bush did 9/11" *chuckles*<p/><b>Other four:</b> *laugh like retards on drugs*<p/><b>Anthony:</b> "Why am I banned from the daycare center?"<p/><b>Anthony:</b> "Because I squeezed a child's wiener-" *wheezes*<p/><b>Mini, Kryoz, Smitty, and Marcel:</b> *loose their shits laughing*<p/><b>Marcel:</b> *through laughter* Who was the last one!?<p/><b>Smitty:</b> *recovers from laughing* I bet it was John.<p/><b>Mini, John, and Anthony:</b> *still laughing*<p/><b></b> -eventually they regain their composures-<p/><b>Anthony:</b> Okay so if Mini wins this round he wins the game which means I can't pick his card. Mini which one is yours?<p/><b>Mini:</b> ... I'm not saying bitch.<p/><b>Marcel:</b> Quick we need someone who always knows which card is Mini's!<p/><b>Kryoz:</b> I don't know anyone who-<p/><b>Smitty:</b> QUICK GET TYLER!!!!<p/><b>Anthony:</b> On it!<p/><b>Anthony:</b> *dials Wildcat's phone number*<p/><b>Mini:</b> What the fuck guys?! *laughs*<p/><b>Wildcat:</b> *answers call* What is it bitch?<p/><b>Anthony:</b> Okay so Mini is one point away from winning in Cards Against Humanity and we need to know which card his is so we won't pick it.<p/><b>Wildcat:</b> ... I hate you all but continue I'm bored as fuck right now.<p/><b>Anthony:</b> *over everyone else's snickers* The black card is the banned from daycare one... The white cards are: "Watching unedited Daithi De Nogla videos"...<p/><b>Wildcat:</b> mm-hm<p/><b>Anthony:</b> There is also "ball cancer", "bush did 9/11", and- *trails off laughing*<p/><b>Wildcat:</b> Carry on Panda.<p/><b>The other four:</b> *snicker and listen intently*<p/><b>Anthony:</b> "Because I squeezed a child's wiener"<p/><b>Wildcat:</b> *silent for 15 seconds* Mini's has got to be...<p/><b>Everyone:</b> *waits in suspense*<p/><b>Wildcat:</b> "ball cancer"<p/><b>Mini:</b> GOD DAMNIT TYLER-<p/><b>Kryoz:</b> WAIT IS HE RIGHT!?<p/><b>Smitty:</b> SEE I TOLD YOU!!!<p/><b>Marcel:</b> Fucking shit Tyler-<p/><b>Anthony:</b> *laughing so hard he can't breath*<p/><b>Tyler:</b> Anthony I expect $5 through PayPal delivered to me by tomorrow good doing business with you. *hangs up*<p/><b>Mini:</b> THAT PHYSIC BITCH ALWAYS KNOWS!<p/><b>Smitty:</b> Wildcat the God!<p/><b></b> Marcel: Oh my God how did he guess it!?<p/><b>Anthony:</b> Shit I have to pay him!?<p/></p>

anonymous asked:

With the 'bait' ish questions.. maybe their trying to find out where you stand because the fandom is getting pretty much worse since the whole idea that now Allura is a teenager so she can't be shipped with anyone anymore... (even though you gotta slap 10,000+ years onto her and Coran's ages...)

This is true!

(This is for anyone): if you are new to my blog just know this is a safe place for everyone! I don’t really often draw ships since I usually just end up drawing babies or just singular characters. So if you want to see some cute shit and get away from the toxic fandom, this is the place to be! ✨

So their intimate moment is their fucking heart eyes all over the place of course it is they’re so in love it’s bloody obvious for all the world to see how did they ever think they could hide a love as devastatingly pure and whole and unstoppable as theirs, seriously.

anonymous asked:

Sidney Crosby the first Bond Boy!! At first everyone is upset and say shit like "007 isn't gay so you can't have a boy play a Bond Girl" but then the movie comes out and everyone sees Sid in his obscenely tight suit trousers and everyone's like "we take it back! More Bond Boy Sidney we need it! Hell make a whole movie about his character" Jake: somehow it's more glorious than the naked scene Geno: what? Jake: nothing i definitely don't have that picture printed out in my house somewhere

hello im so fucking down for this idea!!! lowkey there’s a pre-love scene where Sidney is sitting legs crossed on the edge of the bed, toeing at 007′s shoulder as he pushes the man down to the carpet with his foot real slow, as his character murmurs, “You think you’re cute, don’t you, Mr. Bond?” It’s super iconique and jake audibly whispers, “God I fucking wish that were me” at the midnight premiere, and Geno and Sid, both of whom are sitting next to him, say “What?”

Jake: “I didn’t say anything.”

anonymous asked:

Hey i saw you ship l@ncelot? it makes me super uncomf so i was gonna unfollow but i really like your blog and you're really nice and seem cool so i don't wanna do that. would it be too much to ask for you to tag it if/when you post it? so i can blacklist?

djjdksksk yeah. i’m not gonna deny it, everyone’s shitting and hating on me already, so i mean! hashtag yolo amirite lads! antis hate me already anyway

of course i’ll tag it bc i absolutely understand why it makes some ppl uncomfortable!!!! trust me, a lot of….. stuff i see for it makes me uncomfortable, too. miss me w that noncon shit kdkdkdkddk. i probably won’t post much of it anyway because i know how anxious it makes some people !!

i’m pretty strict about tagging ships bc i know not everyone likes the same stuff and i want ppl to be able to avoid what they don’t wanna see!! it’s no trouble at all thank u so much for being understanding and it means a lot that you like my blog!! 💖

Good Lord..

I had to unfollow some people tbh cause of this whole Vernon “situation” like people are really making this into a big ordeal
ARE YA’LL FUCKING BORED??
One of the reasons I loved being a proud Carat was because the fandom is so chill. But right now, some of y'all are acting like ARMY’s (nothing against the sane BTS stans tho).
Like first it was about him apparently drinking, that’s shit was dumb af cause he’s of legal age in S.Korea. Now people had to find something else so, they’re talking about him wearing grills and how it’s cultural appropriation. And we all know what happens when we enter the territory of race and culture. It’s a tiring back and forth between multiple opinions and it’s just too much. I was hoping that it wouldn’t get big (I’m scared that it just might.). It’s sad cause there shouldn’t be any “scandal” right when their comeback is in the process like ?? We haven’t even gotten any teasers yet wtf dude..
And people are out here complaining about others getting offended by him wearing grills. I’M SEEING MORE PEOPLE COMPLAINING ABOUT OTHERS GETTING OFFENDED THAN PEOPLE ACTUALLY GETTING OFFENDED. It’s really annoying like find something else to do… EVERYONE IS GONNA HAVE THEIR OWN OPINIONS IN THE END SO it’s best to just drop it.

P.S. LEAVE VERNON ALONE JFC JUST DROP THIS HONESTLY, ITS NOT WORTH IT

the signs as things my theater professor has actually said in class, part two
  • Aries: "I want to save my bony, pasty white ass from being fired"
  • Taurus: "I once took half an aspirin and basically started drunk texting my friends"
  • Gemini: "Within the first hour of meeting her, she had already told us all about her Russian mafia fight club"
  • Cancer: "I was once almost fired for having porn on my hard drive when I gave said hard drive to a student. she thought it was hilarious"
  • Leo: "I don't want to say I was wearing a jockstrap, or a banana hammock, because I don't like those words, but there wasn't much material there"
  • Virgo: "Fuck professional development! We're serving sundaes all day"
  • Libra: "I was taken off all advertisements for the school for what I said. But I have tenure, so it's chill"
  • Scorpio: "First of all, fuck"
  • Sagittarius: "I love shopping for couches! I could lay on those mofos all day"
  • Capricorn: "Unfortunately, my friend didn't tell me that what I smoked wasn't just weed- there was PCP mixed in as well. I blacked out for an entire day"
  • Aquarius: "I propose we change the school song to just having everyone chant 'smoke dat shit'"
  • Pisces: "What if we had a required class called Marijuana 101?"

@ everyone who gets to see buster’s mal heart in theaters - we’re not friends. Don’t speak to me.