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Trying to organize my FMA folders and found some concept art for Daughter of the Dusk

Stupid reactions while playing Undertale

“STUPID WEED TRIED TO KILL ME”

“She’s so nice. She’s gonna die, isn’t she?”

“Toriel is taking a while. I guess Under Mart has one register open today.”

“I DIDN’T MEAN TO HIT THAT HARD I JUST WANTED HER AT LIKE ONE QUARTER HP SO I COULD DO MERCY”

“Please, game, don’t make me kill the skeleton dorks.”

“Isn’t Undyne that chick from Claymore who carried two swords to remember her dead friend?”

“Somebody needs to quit smoking dog treats.”

“I just invited a skeleton on a date?!”

“P-dawg? I thought we were crew! Don’t help her take my soul!”

“Why can’t I see the drawing? Pictures in ruins are always important!”

“Nope, not a bug. Stupid dog, I wanted to keep that artifact.”

“SHE JUST WON’T STOP IT’S LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF METROID”

“Napstablook, you’re my hero!”

“This ghost needs better self esteem.”

“The king likes to walk around talking to people? We have something in common, then.”

“She works for WHO? They want WHAT? This day can’t get any worse.” Five minutes later: “THEY HAVE SIX? IT JUST GOT WORSE”

“Stupid robot!”

“This Core music reminds me of Sega Genesis.”

“Stupid robot!”

“Alphys is so cute and tries so hard.”

“This robot is pure evil and will get no mercy!”

“I just promised to watch anime with a lizard scientist.”

“They know that I don’t like spiders and think purple is my color? Who have they been talking to? What else do they know?!”

*laughs uncontrollably at FFVI ripoff*

“She used to not like herself? Aww…”

“Oh cool, more dinner with Sans. …MY HEART” *sniffle*

“That didn’t sound like a shutdown, it sounded like the Kool-Aid Man enjoying himself a little too much! What did I just do… WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?”

“So the evil box and the JoJo-looking guy I kept seeing in all the memes are the same entity?”

“Wait, why do I care about his ratings?”

“Aww. Poor fabulous robot.”

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN, TWO SOULS?”

“This house looks familiar. GUILT”

“What do these monsters want? Oh, they just want to talk …MY HEART”

“Did Asriel… become Flowey?” *is shouted at by Mash for suggesting an absolutely stupid plot twist that Toby Fox would never ever include in his game*

“So the royal symbol is all over, and this house is like Toriel’s, and she wore that symbol… CRAP.” *restarts game and begins pacifist run*

“Does the game know I cheated?”

“THE WEED KNOWS I CHEATED.”

“I can’t believe I lost! At least Papyrus has the best prison ever.”

*gets captured again* “A HOT DOG CUT UP INTO THE KIBBLE PAPYRUS YOU SAID YOU IMPROVED THE PLACE SO MUCH I WOULDN’T WANT TO LEAVE”

*loses a third time* “Cool, he’s just letting me leave. Nothing like friendship.”

“I haven’t killed anyone! Now I can hang out with Undyne!”

“Papyrus, don’t leave me! She doesn’t like me! She doesn’t want to serve me tea! She just broke her own table! I need to get out of here!”

“MY HAIR SHE JUST DRAGGED ME TO THE STOVE BY MY HAIR”

“Is it safe to turn up the stove this much?” (Mash was looking over my shoulder yelling to keep turning it up)

“I have destroyed her house. She will never like me now.”

(Thanks to Mash for informing me that Alphys tells you the quiz answers and that I can in fact spare the two guards.)

“I kept a Spider Donut in my inventory! Now they’ve got to know that I’m okay with spiders! …SHE THINKS I’M A THIEF UWAAAAAH”

“So this is how I keep the Nice Cream guy happy! Excellent!”

“This castle is still depressing af. At least I didn’t kill the wife this time.”

“This room is full of coffins! I need to get out of here…”

“This is the king? Aww, what a big friendly-looking fuzzy goof! Maybe we can talk this out…” (Minutes later) “HIS EYES GLOW IN THE DARK” *dies three times*

“All right, Majesty, let’s talk this out. I don’t wanna die, but I do want to help you guys… FLOWEY! FLOWEY YOU VILE BEAST I WILL STAB YOU TO PIECES”

“Wait, where’s my game? Where’s my save file?”

*6 or so minutes of incoherent horrified shrieking*

“Is it over? Here I come, weed-” (is restrained by Mash) “FINE. Mercy for everyone.” *sulk*

“Of COURSE I want to go back! I need to help my friends!”

“She wants to give me presents? How nice. But seriously, what about Undyne? And what am I going to do with these if I don’t even have armor or scales… Oh. OH. Huehuehue…”

“NOW SIT DOWN AND DISCUSS YOUR TRUE FEELINGS, YOU SILLY MONSTER LADIES.”

“Alphys! I trusted you, we all did! What is this Professor Hojo shit?!”
(Mash even told me to start playing FFVII music during my lab exploration.)

“Why do I have the same name as this kid on the tape?”

“Everything connected with goats is just freaking heartbreaking.”

“NO I DON’T WANT TO BE FOOD FOR DEGRADED MONSTERS - Alphys? Are they still listening to you? This game really is about forgiveness, but I guess that’s what friends have to do. Good luck not being torn apart by the press and/or families.”

“Who are you and how did you get this number… AND WHY ARE THERE VINES EVERYWHERE?”

“Did I just witness the implosion of goat mom’s marriage to the big not-so-bad King?”

“Flowey didn’t learn! Get ready for round two, you ingrate! Everyone! Thank you for believing in me! …IT GOT WORSE WHY DOES HE KEEP GETTING WORSE?”

*6 or so minutes of incoherent horrified shrieking and Earthbound references*

“What the heck else is there for me to even save? Oh… SKELEBROS GOAT MOM OH ALPHYS YOU AND I ARE THE SAME PLEASE REMEMBER ME YOU GUYS”

*6 or so minutes of withholding sobs, not minding dying repeatedly and comparisons to sentai shows*

“Did I… Did I win? Is it over? If Asriel wasn’t so cute I’d beat on him again for the trouble he made. Come here, you little puke.”

“So my name is Frisk? I’m Frisk and they’re all free! WE DID IT, Y'ALL!”

“Alphys, what exactly is that on your phone? Huehuehue…”

“What do you mean, ambassador? Well, you’re my friends and not some corrupt douchecanoes looking for a fifth term, so I guess I’ll do politics for you.”

*6 or so minutes of squealing over everybody’s new happy lives and then failing to hit a bunch of names*





“…what the heck do I do now?”

Super Smash Muse

(Sequel to Video Games)

“You’re unfair!”

“Yeah, well, life’s unfair.”

Maki sighed, twirling her hair as she watched the group of eight girls decking it out in some stupid game with stupid looking characters. It followed the same formula: with Nozomi and Eli tag teaming and killing everyone until Eli committed suicide over and over, giving her the easy win.

It wasn’t like she wanted Nico to win or anything.

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