i can't play this stupid game

You Know What I Want?

If all video games are going to go the MMO route, and we’re all doomed to play some version of Overwatch/Destiny/SuperMegaShootingBattle for the rest of time, can we PLEASE have a Clone Wars MMO?

LIke, I know that SWTOR is a thing that exists but I don’t want to play EA’s extended KOTOR Part 3 Now With Even Less Logic AND New Sith Villains That You Never Knew Existed!

I also know Star Wars: Battlefront 2, Imperial Boogaloo is coming out and while that’s going to have Clones and maybe Jedi (and apparently Darth Maul shooting down Yoda? WTF?) that’s not totally what I want.

I want something simple. You pick Republic or Separatist. Jedi or Clone. And I’m sure there are variations that go from there from like ARC trooper, to medic, to I dunno. Stuff! *hand waves* Jedi can borrow from KOTOR or add shadows or whatever. I’m not picky.

And then you go out and you fight the goddamned Clone Wars.

You shoot an endless barrage of droids. You fight and fight and you try not to let the others in your party get killed. You protect your clones with all your might because they’ve got ammo and numbers (and they’re YOUR MEN, damnit.) and you have one tiny plasma chainsaw and some very nice linen for armor.

I want to be a part of the assault on Geonosis or Umbara. I want to be in the skies trying to lay down cover so General Crazypants and his sidekick General Nutjob (now with Adorable Mascot Commander Takes-No-Shit-From-Anybody) can pull of another ridiculous attempt to save the Republic from Count Dooku.

I know that I won’t get something like this because the people in charge of Star Wars want to make money and the Current Generation That Has Money has a serious boner for All Things Original Trilogy and Ewww! Prequels but this is what I want.

I want a Clone Wars MMO.

10

Trying to organize my FMA folders and found some concept art for Daughter of the Dusk

  • Me, playing with a single sim: Yes, oh my god, this story is going to be amazing. My sim will do so many cool things, things I've never done before with a sim. I can't wait to find a partner so they can have a family.
  • Me, playing with a family: WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? These idiots are literally too stupid to eat. What about my story? It was so good. What are my priorities? Should I continue the story or is my number one priority not letting these idiot-sims die? Why is my sim pregnant again? I can't handle this.
  • Me, playing with a single sim again: Everything's going to be better now, I know what to do.
Reasons Cuphead is now Officially Banned at Wayne Manor
  • Reason the First: Duke now syncs up boss fight music every time they're about to fight an Arkham escapee. It's actually distracted quite a few villains long enough to take them down, but STILL.
  • Reason the Second: Between Pennywise and Beppi the Clown, Cass has now panic-assaulted six different members of the Gotham Circus. Dick has had to write so many apologies...
  • Reason the Third: Jason has convinced three different Teen Titans to bargain away their souls to him. Sure, he can't actually take their souls, but they don't necessarily know that and Bruce is sick of angry phone calls from their mentors
  • Reason the Fourth: Tim has now gone ninety-six straight hours without putting down the controller or eating/drinking anything but coffee. That's seven hours past his previous record and Bruce figures even he has a limit.
  • Reason the Fourth: Dick won't stop crying every time he sees the Dr. Kahl boss fight. "He just wants to save his son, Bruce!"
  • Reason the Fifth: Steph broke her personal rank record on the Phantom Express - followed by two bones in her foot doing a victory flip. Bruce didn't even say anything when she explained the injury, just took a long, slow swig from his coffee. Her comment of "At least I have more time to play for a few weeks!" didn't help.
  • Reason the Sixth: Damian averages one broken flat-screen per day while playing. Bruce has just arranged to have a new one delivered every morning. The electronics store asked him if he wants to upgrade to two a day. He responded that he hasn't lost that much control of his household. Yet.
  • Reason the Seventh: Selina and Harley convinced Ivy to create The Root Pack and Cagney Carnation and let them loose on Gotham.
  • "Damnit, Selina, you're their Stepmother. You're supposed to be a good example!"
  • "I never agreed to this."
  • "...I know."
  • Reason the Eighth: Bruce still can't get past the King Dice boss fight. Clearly this stupid game is defective.

❝ SHIT I’VE SAID WHILE PVPING: THE SEQUEL ❞

Back by not really popular demand, and because the first edition has
been doing its rounds as of late: more stupidity, bad language, and
                  an extra large shipment of salt.

  • ❝ we can’t all be arms warriors and frost death knights, karen. ❞ 
  • ❝ they’ve taken my insignia and my honor. ❞ 
  • ❝ crossing the map in 5 seconds or your money back: Vengeance Demon Hunters™. ❞
  • ❝ i made plays that last game. PLAYS. ❞
  • ❝ joke’s on them: they put me in the graveyard but i’ve been dead for years. ❞ 
  • ❝ life doesn’t revolve around killing blows. ❞ 
  • ❝ i knocked them into the pit. they screamed. no one can help them now. ❞ 
  • ❝ melee are cancelled. ❞
  • ❝ casters are cancelled. ❞ 
  • ❝ if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. ❞ 
  • ❝ you know they’re top tier when they’ve got a bunch of toys on. ❞
  • ❝ who would win: a highly talented player with a knowledge of crowd control and rotation or one keyboard-turning boi? ❞ 
  • ❝ brb bio. ❞
  • ❝ death is the only release. ❞
  • ❝ alone at a base on a friday night? no problem. drain soul. ❞ 
  • ❝ i did everything at once and they’re not dead. i’m extremely disappointed. ❞
  • ❝ i wish i could see what they are saying right now. ❞ 
  • ❝ is this my calling? is this what i’m meant to do with my life? ❞ 
  • ❝ ugh ─ you know?! you know?? you know. ❞ 
  • ❝ i don’t care. i don’t even care. ❞
  • ❝ i care immensely. ❞ 
  • ❝ look. look with your special eyes. ❞ 
  • ❝ i came. i saw. i conquered. ❞ 
  • ❝ may god have mercy on the man with the nerve to /spit on me. ❞ 
  • ❝ it’s not true slaughter until you’re killing with friends. ❞
  • ❝ okay, so here’s the plan: don’t die. ❞ 
  • ❝ look, see? we’re bonding over murder and jumping in place. ❞
  • ❝ kill me. ❞ 
  • ❝ fuck me. ❞
  • ❝ Yes. YES. YES!!!! ❞ 
  • ❝ all these flavors and they chose to be salty. ❞
  • ❝ i turned away for a second and now i’m dead. ❞
  • demon hunters. ❞ 
  • ❝ leave me alone. i’m busy. ❞ 
  • ❝ everyone is dead to me. ❞
  • ❝ if it’s red, it’s dead. ❞ 
  • ❝ aw, leave them alone. they’re doing their best. ❞ 
  • ❝ get absolutely deleted, my guy. ❞ 
  • ❝ i dispell myself more than my healers do. ❞ 
  • ❝ you are not forgiven. leave my presence. ❞
  • ❝ these people are a disgrace to humanity. ❞ 
  • ❝ not even this unlimited supply of mana buns can fill the void in my heart. ❞ 
  • ❝ it’s over. ❞
  • ❝ i killed them. i killed a warrior all on my own. ❞
  • ❝ it’s the little victories that count here. ❞
  • ❝ i feel more pride in my left foot than i do for my faction. ❞
  • ❝ that was brutal. i loved it. ❞
  • ❝ shit, i wasn’t paying attention. ❞
  • ❝ go on ─ get out of here! shoo! ❞
  • ❝ i’ve had more fun dead than i’ve had living. ❞ 

tygermama  asked:

okay but in the realm of fannish tropes, which clone would be mostly likely to accidentally win a slave in a game of dice? And then bring them to their General in a panic. (I can't decide between Fives, or Waxer and Boil)

Dude, it’s Fives. Definitely 100% Fives. He’s drunk as fuck and somehow ends up playing a game of high-stakes sabacc and fucking somehow wins and now he’s got an actual honest-to-Force person that he legally owns. There’s paperwork and everything.

Echo despairs at his brother’s complete stupidity and they’re both fucking panicking because now they have to not only take care of a person who isn’t a brother, but they also have to explain to General Anakin “Previously A Slave On Sand-Hell” Skywalker what the fuck even happened and why Echo wasn’t around to stop it.

(Spoiler alert: it’s because he went “home” with a girl… Or a boy. Or someone of a completely separate gender. The point is: it’s because he was too busy getting laid.)

9

Happy birthday to our recently crowned strawberry prince Sunggyu! 
He might act like a grandpa, look like a hamster and suck at almost every game played on variety shows. This man also leads 6 boys with a burning passion and a wit to no end. A face so dazzling it makes all the maidens swoon and a voice as sweet as strawberries. He will make you know him!

#happy29thsungkyuday!

I hate when people tell me to calm down when playing a video game like step off

just because I’m excited and yelling and swearing doesn’t mean I’m not having fun.

People sometimes tell me to chill and it always pisses me off because I’m playing a video game and loudly fucking enjoying it.

If it seriously bothers you that I laugh like a madman, curse when I fall off of something, or even jokingly ask where the damn healer is?

Don’t play games with me, jesus.

I think people don’t get that you can be excited and lose your damn mind over something without being completely out of it.

Like I know it’s a video game, let me fucking play it the way I want to.

I’m a loud person and I’ll always just start shouting when I get killed, ok, I’ll always be annoyed when I get my ass kicked.

It doesn’t mean I FORGOT I’m playing a fucking game.

What is so hard to figure out?

I have a healthy distance between fantasy and real life.

Y'all are acting like I threatened to hack someone’s IP address and their Facebook and systemically kill everyone on their friends list.

Starry Eyed- Michael Clifford

MY FIRST SMUT! 

and probably my last…haha combined two requests that were so obscure I just had to go this far…so ya…tell me what you think??

Next thing, we’re touching, you look at me it’s like you hit me with lightning…

Michael couldn’t help but admire her legs in that mini-dress. He found himself staring at the v in her legs, and how tight that skirt was over her ass. She sat down next to Calum, placing a kiss on his cheek.  

That’s right…she’s Calum’s girlfriend. Not yours Michael. 

That’s one thing you hated about being roommates with Calum, you were constantly around his girlfriend, Lacey. Even her name was provocative. 

Just then you felt an arm link with yours, Crystal. Here she was in nothing but a bikini, body better than perfect. More than enough. But yet you still felt your gaze drift towards Lacey. 

“Are we going swimming or what?” Crystal asked you, pouting her lip. 

You then heard screaming, and turned to see Calum throwing Lacey in the pool.

“Calum! I didn’t even get a change to take of my sun dress! It’s wet now!” She yelled

“Oh come on Lace, hey watch out!” He said, jumping in next to her.

“I’ll take that as a yes” You winked at Crystal, picking her up too.

“Michael!!” She screamed as you jumped in the pool still holding her.

Calum and Lacey laughed, holding up their arms to prevent the splash from hitting them. As if that really did anything.

“Ugh let me take this off before it’s completely ruined” Lacey sighed, while pulling herself out of the pool. She slowly stepped out of the dress, hanging it on a chair to dry. Her actions did nothing to stop your staring, her tiny bikini leaving little to the imagination.

You guys stayed in the pool for awhile, laughing and having some beer. After a few hours though, Calum received a phone call.

“Hello? Luke? Ya. Seriously? Ok where are you? Ya. I’ll be there soon. Yes! Alright. Bye” Calum said, hanging up the phone.

“Everything ok?” Lacey asked.

“He drunk again?” You added.

“Yeah, I gotta go pick him up. I’m going to take him home, and I think I’m gonna stay over at his place for the night. He sounds completely wasted, I don’t want to leave him by himself.”

“Would you mind giving me a ride home? It’s on the way” Crystal asked.

“Ya sure, let’s just hurry ok?” Calum said, giving Lacey a quick kiss goodbye and going to change real quick.

Soon they were both gone, and that left just you and Lacey.

“It’s still early…you wanna watch a movie or something? Or do you have to go home?”

“No I don’t have to go home yet. A movie sounds nice”

“Great” You smiled, and helped her out of the pool, watching the water slide off her stomach.

You grabbed some towels and headed to the couch. You both were pretty buzzed, but you grabbed some more beers while she chose the movie. Wasn’t long until you both were now completely drunk. With every sip you moved closer and closer to her, making casual conversation and both of you laughing at the movie.

When the movie ended, you turned off the tv, and shifted to face her.

“So whatcha wanna do now Lace?”

“I-I don’t know” She said, seeming to fully realize just how close you both were.

“No?” You asked, taking another sip of your beer. Your gaze drifting down her body, still in her bikini from earlier.

“Is there something you had in mind?” She asked, biting her lip.

There was some sort of unspoken communication between you both, both of you silently telling the other exactly what you wanted. Because suddenly you both went towards each other, and soon you were both a mess of tongue and teeth. She wrapped your hands around your neck, grabbing fistfuls of your hair, as you moved your hands along her back, grabbing her ass and lifting her up to your room.

You threw her on the bed, climbing on top of her before returning your lips to hers. Your actions caused your hips to brush each other, her moaning and bucking her hips up to yours. You moaned, and kissed down her neck, reaching her bikini top. You quickly untied the strings and pulled it off of her, then kissed down her chest.

“Mmm…Michael…please do something”

You laughed, and kissed down her stomach, passed her clothed core, down her thighs, before slowly making your way back to her sweet spot, kissing her inner thighs.

“M-Michael please…” Lacey moaned.

You moaned in return and slowly slid off her bikini bottoms, running a finger through her folds.

“Oh, so wet for me baby…”

“Michael, please, no more teasing”

You began to slowly pump your fingers inside her, loving the way she was a moaning mess underneath you.

You rubbed her clit as you took off your swimming trunks. Then without warning you slammed your cock inside of her, thrusting fast.

“Oh..Michael…oh fuck…oh fuck..” Lacey moaned. You loved her moaning your name. It made you thrust even harder, feeling your orgasm coming and knowing she was approaching hers.

“Oh fuck, so tight for me baby, mmm ya…you gonna cum for me?”

“Ya…almost there…”

“Come on baby” You moaned, thrusting as fast as you could. Your thrusts were becoming sloppy as you got closer and closer, so you begin to rub her clit to make her come faster. That did the trick, soon she began to scream, her orgasm washing over her.

“Oh Michael…oh shit…” She moaned.

Your thrusts began to pick up a bit, riding out her orgasm and approaching your own.

“Lace…I’m gonna…”

You couldn’t take anymore, you let go, your load filling her up. You were a moaning mess, so was she as she came for the second time. When you both rode out your orgasms, and you collapsed on the bed next to her. Both of you drunk and tired, so you practically instantly fell asleep.

*****

You hadn’t been asleep long, you knew that much as you heard screaming.

“Holy shit! Fuck Michael what the fuck did we do…Calum…shit!!” Lacey screamed, tears in her eyes.

It took you a second to figure out what was going on, why Lacey was in our room. Then images of you and her together flashed through your mind, you kissing her thighs, her digging her fingers in your back, you both moaning in pleasure.

“Oh fuck…this didn't…I mean…”

“Oh it happened Michael…how could we both be so fucking stupid?”

“Look this stays between us k? No reason for Crystal or Calum to find out alright?”

“That’s your solution? Whatever Michael…I’m just gonna go…I can't…no…” She said, walking out the door.

*****

You didn’t see her for awhile. Calum was going to her place instead, although after a few weeks it seemed as if Calum had seen Lacey as much as you did. And that was saying something considering Lacey was avoiding you like the plague.

You were sitting in the living room, playing some video games when you heard a knock on the door. Calum wasn’t supposed to be home until tomorrow, he decided to go visit his mom since Lacey was pushing him away.

So imagine your surprise when you opened the door and found Lacey standing on the other side.

“Lacey what are you doing here?” You asked, completely shocked.

“Can I come in?” She said nervously

“Yes of course, come on. Calum isn’t back yet-”

“Yeah I know…I need to talk to you…” She began to play with her hands, obviously wanted to say something but seeming hesitant about saying it.

“Everything ok?” You knew something was wrong. Lacey was so out spoken, she was never nervous about saying anything. And she was also coming to you…

“There’s no easy way to say this Michael…”

“You can tell me Lace…what’s wrong?”

She laughed, although there was no humor in it.

“I’m pregnant”

  • Stephanie: *trying to duct tape her thumbs down*
  • Rosanna: Do you need help?
  • Stephanie: Yeah, I could use a little help.
  • Rosanna: I played a game in college that was kind of similar... It was called, uh, Edward Fortyhands. Uh, have you ever played it?
  • Stephanie: No, what's that?
  • Rosanna: So you take a 40 and you duct tape yourself to it in both hands, and you can't remove the 40 until you've drank everything, so there's tactics. There's strategy here because, uh, if you drink too fast, you could get sick, but if you drink too slow, you're stuck all night with these stupid hands... You guys didn't play that?
  • Mat&Steph: ...
  • Rosanna: WOW OKAY UHH ME NEITHER I'VE NEVER--I've never played these games... Oh, wow, is this live?
  • Matthew: I just played Apples to Apples...
  • Sohinki: [messing with a Rubik's Cube] Ugh, I just can't get it.
  • Joven: Sohinki, just spin it anti-clockwise.
  • Sohinki: What the hell does 'anti-clockwise' mean??
  • Joven: It means the same as 'counter-clockwise'!
  • Sohinki: Then just say 'counter-clockwise'!
  • Flitz: Are you two still playing with that thing? It's just a stupid colored cube.
  • Sohinki: You're a stupid colored cube!
  • Flitz: You cut me deep.

anonymous asked:

On the topic of double dates, what if they all got drunk and just started playing some stupid video games while being totally loud and obnoxious? You got Rin crying bc he lost, Haru's passed out on Rin's lap, Sousuke's thinking deep thoughts about animals, and Makoto can't even speak correctly but is trying to flirt with Sousuke (even though they're already dating)!

keep these ?? anons coming ?? you’re doing ?? gods work ??

makoto would totally be all over them when he’s drunk bahaha hes whispering to haru “hEY. i thiNK, i likE soUKsuke..” and harus like “makoto youre dating him.” and makoto replies “SHH i thiNK HE Can heA,r us…” and rin wailing in the bg probably bc why does this happen to him everytime meanwhile ssk is spaced the fuck out he’s in the kitchen and he’s LOST

anonymous asked:

Rotten you and Melon can't go out with that pink thing he isnt a skeleton only skeletons fit in undertale.

“Oh? what is that I hear? Only Skeleton fit in to undertale. so cute… Someone here has not played the fucking game I see. I guess everyone in undertale is a freaking skeleton.”

“HAH MY GOSH YOU CRACKED ME UP! SERIOUSLY ARE YOU GUYS THAT STUPID? HEY I GUESS TORIEL, UNDYNE, ALPHYS, ASGORE AND GRILLBY IS SKELETONS AS WELL. NOPE NO FURRY MONSTERS HERE ONLY SKELETONS.”

talking to people you grew apart from is weird. your snapchat name is the same nickname i called you back then, but now we’re basically strangers, what went wrong? i miss old friends, i miss the old times, i miss our stupid talks and discovering music together and playing that stupid drawing game. i miss how things used to be, i wish nothing ever had to change but i guess we all move on and grow up eventually

labeckah  asked:

Stupid question, but To the Edge; will it also be a romance game? When I played the tutorial it gave off a little of that feeling, but I can't find anything to that affect in the summary.

It’s subjective, but we personally wouldn’t categorize this as an otome/otoge or anything of the like. You will have the opportunity to build deep emotional bonds with the members. 

We haven’t decided to what extent, but we believe romance is more than physical affection, so we would like to show and focus on the emotional side. Love is an important topic for ARMYs right now, so we want to explore that as a concept as well.

anonymous asked:

So I was playing with a mercy (off my friends list) in comp today (Off season right now fyi) and I was having a great Zarya game, basically because this mercy was propping me up and letting me take stupid risks and getting away with it. Now of course, genji thinks it's all him, but I don't want to say anything cos why would I, and me and mercy giggle about it in group chat. But then he starts taking more risks. He goes further out and mercy can't save his ass anymore. (1)

He starts using his ultimate to “attack” our mercy, refusing to help her if she got caught out, generally being a model toxic genji. To top it off, he insists that she never healed him all game and that she’s the reason we lost (in reality it’s because I naively set up graviton for him and he wouldn’t take it *sigh* so they teamwiped) Ps: Mercy got a card for healing 40% of damage taken and a POTG rez. Genji got nuthin’ (2)